Plankton: Just trying to steal the secret formula and ruin Krabs Meanwhile Spongebob: Voyeurism, murder, burglary, arson, mass poisoning (pretty patties), and illegal use of explosives
Videos for how long Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and Plankton's prison sentences would be are just around the corner. They are probably in the making right now and it is a safe bet that Plankton has also committed way more crimes than stealing the secret formula.
I love how trespassing is included, but the example they chose was Sandy, when SB constantly invades Squidwards home. Remember the one where Squidward wakes up to them in his room, and they show him the large album of all the times they snuck in to watch him sleep?
26:17 This would qualify as animal cruelty, not murder. Clams in the show are shown to be similar to birds in real life, they tend to behave like Seagulls. They aren’t sentient beings.
3:27 honestly I would have given this assault charges and because it's freezing attempt murder because she could have easily froze to death and they didn't care.
Birds are indeed sentient! It means to have an awareness of one's surroundings and being able to consciously interact with the world around them, birds most certainly are aware of what's around them. I believe you meant sapient in this instance, which would be applicable.
that last charge is pretty trumped up, since clams are treated more as animals (similar to jellyfish), so he would still be facing charges, but they would be animal abuse
many of these are actually, the food inspector incident, even if he has the worst lawyer in the universe, would never amount to 70 years in prison, worst case for obstruction of justice and food tampering in the us is 20 years each, but he wouldn't get the worst case for either, and attempted murder is a lot more complicated, but not 30 years, I could be a bit wrong with the numbers, but I'm sure I'm not THAT wrong
Pretty sure that if Mrs. Puff was ever called to testify before a jury in Spongebob’s trial she’d have a ptsd induced panic attack. I mean she had a panic attack when he just said hi to her at the Krusty Krab, imagine what it would be like if she’s actually told to recount every time he’s ever rampaged through the streets in a boatmobile like he’s playing GTA as Trevor Philips.
13:36 I don't know if you noticed, it's a pretty minor and small detail, but Spongebob Squarepants *blew up an entire town with a bomb*. Using your metrics, Spongebob exploded 500 people, and would probably be labeled as a national terrorist.
No jury would convict him of anything here, he didnt know it was a bomb. No reasonable person is gonna assume a gift pie from a coworker is a bomb Squidward could be trialed for poisoning, attempted murder and illigal possetion and destributions of weapons Given the size of the explosion weapons of mass destruction
To be fair the police confiscating the secret recipe as evidence is also a crime. That would be like a jewel thief getting caught on their way out and the police declaring the jewel as evidence.
But if there's finger prints or any kind of DNA than yes the jewel is a piece if evidenece... also it would literally be exhibit A on the evidence list as it was the item stolen, in real life if things are stolen especially things that are expensive they are not given back to the owner until after the case is over because it is a piece of evidence
3:11 In the actual episode there’s a plot point where the door is frozen shut meaning they are trapped and can’t leave. Sure they should’ve never been there in the first place but it should be noted they at least tried to leave before seeking ways to get warm
There is a thing called the necessity clause you can call upon if committing a certain crime is reasonably likely to prevent great harm and not likely to cause great harm. Given that Patrick's life was in danger, Spongebob should be found innocent for draining the lake, as long as he didn't drown anyone in the process of filling it back in.
@@Some-nerd-who-tinkers But, attempt to escape confinement is a sentence of up to 5 years in the US, not 1 from the stalking charges which is also up to 5 years not 1 year.
I JUST got that adult joke in Wirlly Brains. Squids have 7 tentacles, which includes a part needed for reproduction... Seeing Squidward's nose after he said "let it all hang out"...
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I would also like to point out that when SpongeBob took his brain out to spy on Squidward that would probably count as exposed remains,which is a crime!
One thing to consider is Bikini Bottom likely is governed by maritime law unless they have declared Bikini Bottom it's own territory of an undersea country.
In addition, I think you forgot to add that Spongebob was attempting a *jailbreak* in the episode of Mrs.Puff's imprisonment. And I think aiding in a jailbreak would add an additional 10 years to Spongebob's sentence [according to US Law since Hawaii doesn't have a law regarding jailbreaks].
I feel like the Pie one wouldn't be considered his fault since he didn't know and only Squidward would get charged for that. The Clams Aren't People in this world either, they're Birds. Also, charging SpongeBob for his Bad Breath situation seems messed up, yes, he did accidentally cause all of that, but, how people react to his breath legally couldn't ever be his fault in the grand scheme of things imo. And for the Sandy thing, she knew SpongeBob Would show up, so, reasonably he couldn't be charged for trespassing or breaking and entering because her own video simply says to specifically him, if he comes in, just don't wake her up, so, legally, he's allowed to be there regardless, just like how your friend is allowed in your yard despite the no-trespass sign on your fence. At most, he would just get charged for taking her fur. That's all.
Missing the part where Sandy warned him not to use the ship as the last one he caused multiple death. And even if they are accidental...those deaths are still considered a crime that can really land him life with no chance of parole for every person who died.
25:45 there’s also the possibility that one of the 21 clams that SpongeBob murdered was Junior, the clam that he and Patrick took care of in the episode Rock a Bye Bivalve
I thought it was so funny how SpongeBob actually ended up in prison and got three life sentences for destroying bubble city and killing a bunch of people
Even excluding the Clam murders, there's a canon time SpongeBob murdered A LOT of people. "Not after your little 'mishap' with my whirlybird" *Cuts to the actual graveyard full pf tombstones*
Clams are supposed to be an endangered species in the show. Don't remember which one that was. The giant clam episode. But yeah. So, slaying 21 clams would be a whole lot worse than we think.
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i swear your first video came out only 2 weeks ago and now you have over 10 THOUSAND SUBS?? i loved that patrick video and plz remember me when your famous
Objection, your honour, the defendant had no knowledge of the bomb planted inside his cake. Furthermore, no reasonable person would assume an explosive device being planted inside a cake they received at work. Given that, my client can not said to have failed in doing his due diligence by not explicitly checking his cake for explosive devices. Therefore your honour, my client should be found not guilty on the charge of reckless endangerment and unauthorized use of an explosive.
Clams are more like birds in this universe. So probably killing several birds wouldn't be judged as killing several fishes/crabs/whoever is considered a sapient creature.
The clams are treated like animals in the world of Spongebob. Killing them isn't murder. It's animal cruelty. And even then, he did it in defense of a loved one, granted that loved one was a burger.
The littering incident would be more than just littering. Because he tore up Patrick's license he'd also be charged with theft, destruction of property, and even worse, destruction of government property.l simply because it's typically the government that issues ID's and licenses.
I think it’s extremely unfair to Pin the Pie bomb on SpongeBob, that would be like blaming a runner for running next to the bomb in the Boston marathon
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Plankton: Just trying to steal the secret formula and ruin Krabs
Meanwhile Spongebob: Voyeurism, murder, burglary, arson, mass poisoning (pretty patties), and illegal use of explosives
Plankton DID almost enslave the ENTIRETY of Bikini Bottom
@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy he also dropped multiple bombs everywhere
Videos for how long Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and Plankton's prison sentences would be are just around the corner. They are probably in the making right now and it is a safe bet that Plankton has also committed way more crimes than stealing the secret formula.
And also SpongeBob committed child abuse
SpongeBob did make the city go to chaos over a butterfly and cause chaos numerous times
What Nickelodeon presents Spongebob as: sunshine and rainbows, etc.
What he really is: “Ok Patrick, hit the second tower”
3:49 What about assault for ripping a bunch of Sandy’s hair out?
I feel like you could argue battery rather than assault.
@@KitsuneYojimbo yea still
And it would be a breaking and entering rather than a simple trespassing
I thought it would’ve been rape
@@dakotamcaleer6113 do you even know what rape is???
The editing really matches the criminal style of video, feels like you are investigating a murder of a 9 year old kid in Oklahoma in 1967
Why so specific hmm
Did i miss some lore 😭
@@PaladinDrahkyDamn, I wanted to ask that but uh, yeah why so specific? 😂
why so specific
i think we should investigate you
*OK* lahoma
I love how trespassing is included, but the example they chose was Sandy, when SB constantly invades Squidwards home. Remember the one where Squidward wakes up to them in his room, and they show him the large album of all the times they snuck in to watch him sleep?
I will say SpongeBob did try to leave Sandy’s, the door was just frozen shut.
Yea but they were told not to go in
Still trespassing as the occupier "Sandy" didn't invite Spongebob and Patrick into the Dome, regardless Spongebob tried too leave!
The two above me are bots
@@Gaga-u4vnuh uh
@@Gaga-u4v Wdym? During the ep theres a part where Sandy tells NO ONE, including SpongeBob, NOT to enter her home.
Considering that clams in Bikini Bottom are their version of seagulls, it wouldn't be murder but animal cruelty.
26:17 This would qualify as animal cruelty, not murder. Clams in the show are shown to be similar to birds in real life, they tend to behave like Seagulls. They aren’t sentient beings.
3:27 honestly I would have given this assault charges and because it's freezing attempt murder because she could have easily froze to death and they didn't care.
Birds are indeed sentient! It means to have an awareness of one's surroundings and being able to consciously interact with the world around them, birds most certainly are aware of what's around them. I believe you meant sapient in this instance, which would be applicable.
…but… but birds are sentient beings haha
@@tylerdink5128 Not sapient.
I fell like murdering 27 clams would be akin to killing 27 geese, not people. So still prison time, but not a life sentence.
that last charge is pretty trumped up, since clams are treated more as animals (similar to jellyfish), so he would still be facing charges, but they would be animal abuse
many of these are actually, the food inspector incident, even if he has the worst lawyer in the universe, would never amount to 70 years in prison, worst case for obstruction of justice and food tampering in the us is 20 years each, but he wouldn't get the worst case for either, and attempted murder is a lot more complicated, but not 30 years, I could be a bit wrong with the numbers, but I'm sure I'm not THAT wrong
3:14 they did originally try to leave, but the lock was frozen shut
Pretty sure that if Mrs. Puff was ever called to testify before a jury in Spongebob’s trial she’d have a ptsd induced panic attack. I mean she had a panic attack when he just said hi to her at the Krusty Krab, imagine what it would be like if she’s actually told to recount every time he’s ever rampaged through the streets in a boatmobile like he’s playing GTA as Trevor Philips.
Man, i respect you for all the time you did. I hope you now have a great break.
13:36
I don't know if you noticed, it's a pretty minor and small detail, but Spongebob Squarepants *blew up an entire town with a bomb*. Using your metrics, Spongebob exploded 500 people, and would probably be labeled as a national terrorist.
Maybe a smaller detail SpongeBob has also erased the universe which would label him a universal terrorist and be worth an unknown amount of years
@@Smnsnsnsn If that universe still existed after erasing it.
No jury would convict him of anything here, he didnt know it was a bomb.
No reasonable person is gonna assume a gift pie from a coworker is a bomb
Squidward could be trialed for poisoning, attempted murder and illigal possetion and destributions of weapons
Given the size of the explosion weapons of mass destruction
Yeah also based on the size of the explosion I'd assume that the dish laser destroyed more than the Krusty Krab
SpongeBob didn’t really steal a balloon, as the salesman and officers stated, it was free balloon day
11:41 you think by now Mr Krabs would keep the secret formula on a flash drive. But no.
1:03 that’s wild
A children show 😂
Lmao
To be fair the police confiscating the secret recipe as evidence is also a crime. That would be like a jewel thief getting caught on their way out and the police declaring the jewel as evidence.
But if there's finger prints or any kind of DNA than yes the jewel is a piece if evidenece... also it would literally be exhibit A on the evidence list as it was the item stolen, in real life if things are stolen especially things that are expensive they are not given back to the owner until after the case is over because it is a piece of evidence
Finally, I've been waiting so long (a day) for this one
That's nothing I waited a day and a half
Exactly ha🎉✌️
Eh he missed a lot of crimes, even in the episodes he watched. He murdered 100 people in a helicopter accident in Sandy's Rocket alone.
@@NateIsekai impossible
lol a day is long to you? try a month, patience is a virtue
3:11 In the actual episode there’s a plot point where the door is frozen shut meaning they are trapped and can’t leave. Sure they should’ve never been there in the first place but it should be noted they at least tried to leave before seeking ways to get warm
In "Doing Time" Mrs.Puff was hallucinating that entire episode. We were in her head the whole time
There is a thing called the necessity clause you can call upon if committing a certain crime is reasonably likely to prevent great harm and not likely to cause great harm. Given that Patrick's life was in danger, Spongebob should be found innocent for draining the lake, as long as he didn't drown anyone in the process of filling it back in.
26:00 clams in Spongebob are treated more like birds so he wouldn't be charged with murder
Some of these sentences seem overly generous.
Like, 1 year for stalking with the intent to bail mrs puff out of prison?
They are using the maximum sentence for everything so that it’s consistent
@Some-nerd-who-tinkers based on which country?
@@dylanzlol7293 the US, spongebob doesn’t specifically state where but its implied that they are somewhere near America
@@Some-nerd-who-tinkers But, attempt to escape confinement is a sentence of up to 5 years in the US, not 1 from the stalking charges which is also up to 5 years not 1 year.
Good thing the sea sponge’s lifespan will allow SpongeBob to live through his entire sentence
Maybe that’s a bad thing
I JUST got that adult joke in Wirlly Brains.
Squids have 7 tentacles, which includes a part needed for reproduction...
Seeing Squidward's nose after he said "let it all hang out"...
Pleaseeee do the amazing world of gumball. Richard has to have the most crimes in town 💀
19:23 spongebob didn't cause it to explode intentionally. It was an unintentional accident. Just a really bad accident.
yes
Gay
@@Cxptivate What kind of comment is that? Is their something wrong with being gay?
@@CxptivateIs their something wrong with being gay?
@@Cxptivate Is their anything wrong with that?
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The Spongebob Prison Sentence has been 46 years. And Patrick for 35 years.
I would also like to point out that when SpongeBob took his brain out to spy on Squidward that would probably count as exposed remains,which is a crime!
You forget spongebob's "little mishap" with sandy's whirly bird.
One thing to consider is Bikini Bottom likely is governed by maritime law unless they have declared Bikini Bottom it's own territory of an undersea country.
Bikini bottom is based off of Bikini Atoll of the Marshall Islands. So I would assume it would be governed by the Government of the Marshall Islands.
In addition, I think you forgot to add that Spongebob was attempting a *jailbreak* in the episode of Mrs.Puff's imprisonment. And I think aiding in a jailbreak would add an additional 10 years to Spongebob's sentence [according to US Law since Hawaii doesn't have a law regarding jailbreaks].
Congrats on getting 16k subs your super underrated.
Do Edd Ed and eddy next...and the fact sandy is his LEGAL wife,he did her dirty! 💀🤚
I feel like the Pie one wouldn't be considered his fault since he didn't know and only Squidward would get charged for that.
The Clams Aren't People in this world either, they're Birds.
Also, charging SpongeBob for his Bad Breath situation seems messed up, yes, he did accidentally cause all of that, but, how people react to his breath legally couldn't ever be his fault in the grand scheme of things imo.
And for the Sandy thing, she knew SpongeBob Would show up, so, reasonably he couldn't be charged for trespassing or breaking and entering because her own video simply says to specifically him, if he comes in, just don't wake her up, so, legally, he's allowed to be there regardless, just like how your friend is allowed in your yard despite the no-trespass sign on your fence. At most, he would just get charged for taking her fur. That's all.
Those other people can't be held accountable for SpongeBob's bad breath.. Not sure what you're on about.
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@@JettDaEpik yeah maximo is underrarted
I bet if every crime spongebob has committed would take forever to list, especially for the things he did to squidward
squidward looking into spongebobs criminal record is the most stupidest but funniest thing ever
Missing the part where Sandy warned him not to use the ship as the last one he caused multiple death. And even if they are accidental...those deaths are still considered a crime that can really land him life with no chance of parole for every person who died.
I can't wait for a Mr. Krabs prison sentence video if you plan on making one. 1 million years dungeon!!!
Dependent on the lifespan of spongebobs particular type of sponge that may be only a fraction of a life sentence to him.
there is a surprising amount of "its only $1000" in this video.
clams are like birds so it could be animal abuse
Let's tip our hats to the man, myth and legend that does this solely for our attention.
3:48 Shaving someone without their consent is considered grevious bodily harm. Which is completely illegal.
been binging all of your videos, love the content man it’s great. you should do cartman lol
Can't wait to see Mr Crabs. That will be a huge video. Guy can't go 5 mins without a labor law violation
25:45 there’s also the possibility that one of the 21 clams that SpongeBob murdered was Junior, the clam that he and Patrick took care of in the episode Rock a Bye Bivalve
I thought it was so funny how SpongeBob actually ended up in prison and got three life sentences for destroying bubble city and killing a bunch of people
Even excluding the Clam murders, there's a canon time SpongeBob murdered A LOT of people.
"Not after your little 'mishap' with my whirlybird" *Cuts to the actual graveyard full pf tombstones*
Love your vids, you are a new channel but you're producing a lot of content
This was soo cool to watch ima continue watching your videos now and in the future thanks for keeping me entertained
Forget Patrick! No. SPONGEBOB needs a restraining order from Squidward!!!! 🧽
Killing those clams was self defense because they attacked him first or am i wrong
The pie charge is bogus because he didnt even know it was a bomb, not like squidward knew before he tried to give it to spongebob
Goomba from Super Mario Zombie Edition: Everyone is a f---ing criminal!
I think the clams/scallops are the SpongeBob equivalent of birds; so wouldn't it be animal abuse/cruelty instead of murder?
Clams are supposed to be an endangered species in the show. Don't remember which one that was. The giant clam episode. But yeah. So, slaying 21 clams would be a whole lot worse than we think.
"No villains are SAFE"
Well, good thing I'm not a villain then...
Sponges can live for a really long time, so it's entirely possible SpongeBob could survive the entire sentence
With this specific concept of tallying crime costs, choosing family guy and spongebob to kick to it off is both insane and genius
Huh, I didn’t realize your channel was brand new. Well apparently I’ve been watching it from the start, and I plan to stick around. Also good to see your channel is taking off quick, and I hope it keeps up the momentum
So breaking into a prison won't give u anytime u forgot to say that one....
3:12 remember they tried to leave but the door was frozen shut
Regarding those fines he got slapped with, i feel he's the most screwed with that because we all know Mr Krabs pays him next to Bubkis.
"That brain is working in over drive" was delivered as if it was from the show its self.
There's also the "whirlybird incident" mentioned in Sandy's Rocket showing that SpongeBob committed mass murder
i swear your first video came out only 2 weeks ago and now you have over 10 THOUSAND SUBS?? i loved that patrick video and plz remember me when your famous
and now it's just under 40 THOUSAND?!? danm, you deserved that
15:50 burglary it’s self carries a maximum sentence of 10 years.
Objection, your honour, the defendant had no knowledge of the bomb planted inside his cake. Furthermore, no reasonable person would assume an explosive device being planted inside a cake they received at work. Given that, my client can not said to have failed in doing his due diligence by not explicitly checking his cake for explosive devices. Therefore your honour, my client should be found not guilty on the charge of reckless endangerment and unauthorized use of an explosive.
Yeah this guy making these videos is a joke, I feel more like an idiot just hearing half this video.
Even Spongebob is a menace to society.
Keep up the good work man, your contant is special ♥️
Clams are more like birds in this universe. So probably killing several birds wouldn't be judged as killing several fishes/crabs/whoever is considered a sapient creature.
The clams are treated like animals in the world of Spongebob. Killing them isn't murder. It's animal cruelty. And even then, he did it in defense of a loved one, granted that loved one was a burger.
The littering incident would be more than just littering. Because he tore up Patrick's license he'd also be charged with theft, destruction of property, and even worse, destruction of government property.l simply because it's typically the government that issues ID's and licenses.
I could see the number in the thumbnail: 4389 years.
Damn dude just a week or two ago you had like 300 subs. Now you’re at 18k! Well deserved. 🎉
You should investigate Brickleberry characters
can’t believe these are your first videos! they are so high quality i love these ❤
i never realized how dark old spongebob was. they literally buried alive a fish
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Quickly becoming one of my favorite TH-cam channels
How should he know about the bomb?
If someone put a bomb in your car, it ain't your fault
love your vids man, IM ADDICTED, cant stop watching, looking forward from you 💯💯
Thanks heaps!
13:57 squidward should be in trouble as well, he bought the “pie”
Nah Spongebob has some explaining to do💀💀💀💀💀
I’m sorry for spongebobs total sentence because sea sponges can live over 100,000 years and there is a few living examples
That last one could be animal crulty actually, since clams tend to be treateed like wild animals.
I really enjoy this series please keep it going. I'm just sitting here wondering about Joe Swanson 😅
The fact spongebob still dont know those crimes like they are kids
i love these vids man.
24:09 She turned from Ice Spice to Travis Scott in .5 seconds
To be fair on the pie, SpongeBob didn’t know it was explosive.
Fanum laid back on the door like will smith in pursuit of happiness
ok but i still wonder how Mr. Krabs has no idea that was his mom’s house 😭😭
I think it’s extremely unfair to Pin the Pie bomb on SpongeBob, that would be like blaming a runner for running next to the bomb in the Boston marathon
SpongeBob sentience: 1,389 years.
I wonder how many charges mr krabs will get for not paying his employees