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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    Behold - the greatest piece of work Eliphus has ever put his waffle-stained hands to.
    Seriously this is great. If you like TTS, watch this shit right now you lovable nerds.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Who are you calling a nerd? I'm a space marine!

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      IcedBroom th-cam.com/video/e7xRTGNEBnc/w-d-xo.html

    • @IcedBroom
      @IcedBroom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eliphas the Inheritor Well yeah of course you win. You got the Chaos gods involved and cheated lol. But for real you always make sure I am thoroughly entertain every time I watch one of your videos ^^.

    • @billyoc225
      @billyoc225 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Johan W Häll
      Huge improvement over the original Smurf Song.

    • @wrath4all
      @wrath4all 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FATEd Pondera Ah yes..the Ultramarines scene is my favorite. I have watched that...over...and....over...AND OVER...
      "BE JUDGED"-Badass Venerable Dreadnought 1
      I can listen to that swag monotone over and over.

  • @dogalrorn
    @dogalrorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Ultramarines hanging out in Ultrabar in the Realm of Ultramar. Driving to get there in their Ultracars.

    • @TheReltMan
      @TheReltMan ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don’t forget the Ultradrinks there imported from Ultraspace

    • @leonidasxiv7881
      @leonidasxiv7881 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They’ll probably have to drive Ultrafar too ngl

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ultradong

    • @DumpsterFire3d
      @DumpsterFire3d ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUH

    • @leonidasxiv7881
      @leonidasxiv7881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DumpsterFire3d You gotta think of an Ultramar joke too it’s tradition now

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Ultramarines Chaplain: "HOLD FAST, MEN OF ULTRAMAR!"
    Random female Maggragian PDF trooper: "Cool! I'm outta here!"

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Clay Pidgeon Marneus: “why aren’t you shooting the deserter?”
      Chaplain: “erm because I said hold fast men of Ultramar and she is a woman”
      Marneus: “YOUR NOT A FUCKING IMPERIAL FIST CHAPLAIN DRAG HER BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY”
      Chaplain: “yes chapter master”

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol

  • @maxhay9098
    @maxhay9098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    >Scans show nothing. No trees, no buildings
    >Ground team lands, establishing shot clearly shows dead tree and building husks

    • @theincredible5379
      @theincredible5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Scans of _life_

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@theincredible5379 *_Tell me how a building is alive_*

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Tonatsi Transformers

    • @snowball2052
      @snowball2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Tonatsi Mechanicus
      Servitors in the walls

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@snowball2052
      That sounds strangely plausible for the Warhammer 40K universe...horrendous, intriguing and grimdark!

  • @Nixonitus
    @Nixonitus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    This gave me newfound respect for the Ultramarines that I didn't know was even possible.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Because this is before Matt Ward got a hold of the fluff, I believe.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Matarael, Angel of Rain I'm actually not sure tbh but he might have had something to do with Guilliman's return and his supposedly OP rules he has now. I never played the tabletop so I don't know the details.

    • @UprightEeyore
      @UprightEeyore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well shit, you said it five years before I could

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re like Boy Scouts just on steroids.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pre Matt Ward, the boys in blue were actually respectability badass.

  • @dovahkiin_brasil
    @dovahkiin_brasil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    4:55: "Why Tau are cool"
    Inquisitor: HERESY
    4:57: "for the greater good (porn version)
    Inquisitor: Important data of xenos anatomy

    • @348joey
      @348joey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think it's "The Greater Goods"

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The science team had never fallen even in 40k

    • @RayMKlll
      @RayMKlll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Yoinks the porn* To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy. This *points at porn* is not what you should be looking at. *Shoves "Why Tau Are Cool" into Inquisitor's hands* Go through this, study thoroughly, and if you find anything that could remotely have even the most subtle weakness, inform command immediately.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alphariusfuze8089 Magi Biologis are the true cornerstones of Imperial research and men of utmost culture.

  • @aceriverpirate9795
    @aceriverpirate9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "It's not like the entirety of Tyran has been whiped out by some random--
    Well fuck."
    All of 40k when basically anything happens at this point.

  • @Warhamer116
    @Warhamer116 9 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Fun fact: In fluff, the Tyranids are steamrolling the imperium like no tomorrow (lolpun), but in the tabletop game the tyranids vs Imperium games usually end like what happens when a roach meets steamroller with the tyranids on receiving end

    • @Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor
      @Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      The thing is, Tyranids true advantage is numbers. They are good, but not that good without their ridiculous numbers.

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Marines are the pets of the series they will always be overpowered.
      Still though a game is usually 50 marines vs 200 nids. In fluff it's 50 marines vs 200 000 nids. Chapters are getting eaten left right and center and they are fighting a few minor scout fleets. Anyway the tyranids dont care one iota about winning battles they only care about winning planets. Cause it dont mean diddly it's all going to end up in the digestion pools one way or another.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Stormlord that's because nobody in the galaxy has considered fucking bug spray

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      The imperium brought a 2,000 point army but Tyrandids don't read rule books and brought 2,000,000 points

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@JackDuripper Let me correct you: *ALL the points™*
      Also hello there Mr. JoJo YTP

  • @nohumbleopinion8654
    @nohumbleopinion8654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    im dying when he says "Perhaps we can be in time to warn them.....FUCKING DAMN IT

    • @jacobmiller6001
      @jacobmiller6001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same and losing it while ultramarines are making fun of kyptramann

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jokes aside, let's just acknowledge how absolutely terrifying it would be to come across this. Tyran was formerly an ocean world, a research station at the edge of the galaxy. When the Astartes arrived, they should've seen a planet covered in blue, or at least a very dark green/brown. (This is the Imperium, after all.) But when they get there, the planet is white. Bare, almost like the surface of the moon. Then they find the recording of the Magos who was responsible for contacting them. Magi of the Mechanicus have emotional inhibitors, they're supposed to be as close to the Blessed Machine as possible. And for a Magos to have so much emotion and fear in his voice...that's when you know you're fucked.

  • @Pavell54
    @Pavell54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    This is it, this is how I'll picture Kryptman from now on. Accent, Tau porn, recaff and everything.
    On a side note, disturbing lack of STEEL REHN on Calgar's part.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Calgar is neither bald nor fewlish, it seems.

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is recaff?

    • @eugenioderevell3826
      @eugenioderevell3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@patrik9328 coffe

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like a Heretical Alexander Anderson in space, Kryptman is a joy from start to finish.
      I hope Eliphas decides to do the other Tyranid Wars at some point. Behemoth was a real trip

  • @jerec1267
    @jerec1267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    12:34
    i would recognize that voice anywhere, why is kitten on ultramar? has the emperor finally got him to cut off guillimans life support?

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      This was long before the Emperor got his text-to-speech device. He hasn't given the order yet.

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      HellChuggapri1 time is distorted in the warp, maybe emps used time travel.
      Maybe he was spying and that's why he knows so much about the galaxy.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jerec 12
      If it were the Emperor's voice, then yeah, I could see it. But Kitten? He's no Emperor. He needs an explanation for that shit.

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Captain Jonny is one of the bravest heroes among the Ultramarines

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean, Kryptman was voiced by the same guy that voiced Vulkan in the TTS series so...
      Not to mention Alfabusa who voices like half of the characters in the series xD

  • @Emidretrauqe
    @Emidretrauqe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I really like whoever voiced the astropath. The moment he opened up with "I can't" he stole it. And ending with "don't judge me!" was just as strong. It was great! Kudos to you Eliphas for putting this all together. It's underrated.

  • @perturabo1600
    @perturabo1600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    -Does our chapter have a specific warcry?
    -Courage and honour sir...
    -FOR THE EMPEROR!!
    xD

    • @cadianveterankramerica6552
      @cadianveterankramerica6552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Perturabo are you going to fail to break into the imperial palace heretic?

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You have to give Calgar a credit here though. He was quick at improvising and used the generic warcry that always fits instead of pondering for too long.

    • @ronanchristiana.belleza9270
      @ronanchristiana.belleza9270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'am disappointed to Calgat

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't you go and dig a hole you Iron Warrior tryhard

    • @DaLkalts
      @DaLkalts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why only courage and honor, when you can evoke all virtues in a single name ?

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Private personal research...
    Oh Kryptman.
    And poor Calato can't catch a break.
    Also I hoped that Telion would have this Sean Connery-esque voice...because he does look like a much older Sean Connery.

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 9 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    The final transmission from the techpriest was genuinely creepy. Good work!
    I also like that you aren't totally Ultraphobic and don't have every ultramarine onscreen a stereotype of the chapter.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think this is because these events take place before Matt Ward so the Ultramarines haven't got screwed over yet.

    • @dontmindme3794
      @dontmindme3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Matihood1 Which it was

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have to constantly remind myself that it isn't the Ultramarines' fault and that my ire belongs elsewhere.

  • @borponoida9161
    @borponoida9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The fact that one of the deathmarch chuckled when hearing the tyranids were going to Ultramar is the absolute bees knees. I love this ❤

  • @Princy99PL
    @Princy99PL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I like reading important data of xenos' anatomy.

  • @RamboArminius1
    @RamboArminius1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    22:58 "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Best attack order ever!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, FUCK THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was epic.

    • @nascarturnsleft
      @nascarturnsleft 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      calgar's speech at th-cam.com/video/o1cXYan0NQA/w-d-xo.html is 10/10.

    • @wither5673
      @wither5673 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ''instead of saying a worthless prep speech becus you'r morale is already FUCKING unbreakable'' xD

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd follow that giant angry bastard to the eye of terror if he ordered it

  • @skulling2264
    @skulling2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That Dreadnought's "BE JUDGED" was amazing

  • @crazymachinima1
    @crazymachinima1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* Thanks Eliphas, I have to buy new keyboard. This one is full of coffee i just spat out.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All future named instances of the groups known as Tyranids, Xenomorphs, and Zerg will now be referred to as *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!*
      complete with bolded allcaps and four exclamation points. IT WILL BE SO.

    • @dragonlord498
      @dragonlord498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      zerg the parasitic bugs of death, tyranid the hungry bugs of death, . xenomorphs the kissing bugs of death?

    • @crazymachinima1
      @crazymachinima1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +dragonlord Heh, the holy trinity sure changed a little bit

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dragonlord
      Zerg, the Space Bugs of Vampirism.
      Tyranid, the Space Bugs of Famine.
      And Xenomorph, the Space Bugs of Depredation.
      crazymachinima1
      HAIL THE SWARMS

    • @dragonlord498
      @dragonlord498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also interesting thing i found out is.the flood from halo wouldn't stand a chance against the zerg, tyranids or xenomorphs. since they can only kill drones and can't infect them due to various traits, which zerg,nids and xenomorphs share.

  • @BlueyWolf
    @BlueyWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This was more awesome than Ultramarines movie

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Netflix commercials are more awesome than that heretical trash.

    • @beemus1827
      @beemus1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ConfusedGuardsman 100% true 100% right in the name of the emperor/machine god

  • @Turkisshh2
    @Turkisshh2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The squats cameo just about killed me. This video is pure, undiluted, EXTRA HERESY.

    • @scarlettmanson712
      @scarlettmanson712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *white noise from Tyranids*

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HERESY?!! (Cocks bolter)

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially since the squats survived lol

  • @fanofwar40k
    @fanofwar40k 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Calgar: fuck THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line =D

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    After Kryptman said "Space Bugs of Death", I swear I heard Abridged Piccolo say " WHAT?!"

  • @ArturoGarcia-zx3ov
    @ArturoGarcia-zx3ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    21:04 - Enemy forces in our perimeter
    - set the
    quadrant, the on the move; current location unknow
    - All scuads aknoledge, this is grand master Azrael...
    Dawn of war is not dead 2. love that vid

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    the Ultramarine Apothecary should prescribe ULTRAVITAMINS!!! seriously how did you not think of that?

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      thuzan117 The personnaliy of the apothicary is supposed to be hateful to his own chapter and everything related, so that wouldn't work very well.

    • @thuzan117
      @thuzan117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hmm I didn't notice that, i'll have to watch it again.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      thuzan117 It's hard to spot in this one, but it'll show better in the next part

    • @thuzan117
      @thuzan117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Ah excellent, can we get any kind of ETA on that? I quite enjoyed the first part and could use something else like if the emperor had a text to speech device to watch. I generally quite like 40k content.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thuzan117 Estimated Time of Arrival? Kinda hard to say, probably in this month.

  • @elysabroso4072
    @elysabroso4072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    12:35
    is this a reference to ThunderPsyker's movie he made when he was nine
    it better be

  • @DrWhite
    @DrWhite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Good gravy Eliphas! I've been wondering why you've been so silent lately! Good job bro! Hyped for part 2.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I got several copies of Greater Goods if you want to read it bruva i can lend you one.

    • @phoenixfire9176
      @phoenixfire9176 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** you finally changed your name lol

  • @disappointment1617
    @disappointment1617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    If there ever comes a time when XCOM has a Deathwatch mod or if the Deathwatch game got gud, you should totally do a machinima on that.
    It just sounds... so perfect in my head knowing you guys are gonna be behind it.

    • @Detson404
      @Detson404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Disappointment I heard somebody finally got around to making an xcom mod.

    • @gavinhoeppner6606
      @gavinhoeppner6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disappointment kinda rn with XCOM 2

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is full of so many hilarious moments I'm not doing it justice by naming my favourite: FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:30 - 6:27 in my opinion is a fucking stellar performance. The *fear* in that man's voice, the interruptions of Tyranid footage, it's terrifying and I love it so much
    Also, after all of that, that Guardsman made the right call lmao; fuuuuck dealing with that-

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The lines are taken directly from a lore blurb in the first Tyranid Codex.

  • @mechaelite
    @mechaelite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    And thus the first fleet of the great devourer arrives.
    Nothing can protect you from it's eternal hunger. Well, nothing except FUCKING PLOT ARMOR!

    • @Hiperforteca
      @Hiperforteca 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nothing except fire, plasma, melta ray and insane amounts of dakka.

    • @mechaelite
      @mechaelite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hiperforteca Can't forget Warp magics. Because nothing's funnier than shooting a Zoanthope with Mind Bolts Of Death!

    • @Hiperforteca
      @Hiperforteca 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      mechaelite *DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!*

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daemonhood works, too if you manage to get it somehow. In addition to being immortal, you won't leave any biomass behind for them, either.

    • @BlueGoblin1
      @BlueGoblin1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mechaelite All you need is the will of The Emperor.

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Be Judged"

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chapter Master Calgar: GET THE *FUHCK* OUT OF HERE! Huh? What is this now?

    • @Amalfian
      @Amalfian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shivers up my spine.

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    After seeing that video, I probably would've done the same thing the Guardsman did at 6:28.

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What about 6:44? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly he made a good choice when it comes to the nids

  • @DavidAkhter
    @DavidAkhter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Ultrabar" HAHAHAHAHA good one

  • @alexanderoakland2607
    @alexanderoakland2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rewatching all TTS-verse videos out of fear that i wont be able to watch them again

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    You made me like the smurfs, bro. A Word Bearer player. That's how good this video is. My sole complaint is that Calgar's voice could be like in the Text-to-Speech series instead of this version; my ears tell me it's the same voice actor (who's awesome beyond reckoning), but there might be some mic or effect differences that mess up the magic that is Marneus "Fuck Them Up" Calgar.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Khorothis The difference is that Alfabusa's videos have their audio edited by StringStorm, someone apparently pretty skilled in audio stuff. So TTS has superior audio quality for the voices and sounds in general thanks to that.

    • @Khorothis
      @Khorothis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Oh, so that's the case. Maybe the guy can be bribed? With cookies perhaps? :D

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Khorothis I suppose I could ask him some help as well, but I don't think that'll be necessary for Behemoth. Probably for other future projects where the audio will be more important.

    • @Ariana321
      @Ariana321 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eliphas the Inheritor You're making Ultramarines seem cool again regardless of the audio quality. I won't be able to look at Papa Smurf again the same way after that "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUP" line, lol.

    • @Icebergeification
      @Icebergeification 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliphas the Inheritor what's the song at the end?

  • @blackdiamond9636
    @blackdiamond9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How dare you make this look even vaguely professional and not the absolute shitpoast made in the memory of tts. I love it

  • @Makarov1Vladimir
    @Makarov1Vladimir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    21:38 ... 7/8 Prep Speech, would voice break again

  • @K0ragg
    @K0ragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    W-wh-what? IT ENDED? SO SOON?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Can't wait to see the Swarmlord in action.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      K0ragg LOL it was 23 minutes you ungratefull welp XD

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Blue2Volf
      I WANT MOOOOOAR!
      I barely noticed the minutes passing, really, it was that captivating somehow. Gratz Wafflephas.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K0ragg Eliph ASS is best ass

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blue2Volf
      Maybe to you and Slaanesh only.

  • @kineticfunk
    @kineticfunk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watched this years ago and I want to show it to my friends as space marine 2 caught us bad lol I am so glad I finally remembered the name after all these years. Easily one of the best warhammer 40k movies ever made, hats off

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love Kryptmann and his whole 'fly into a rage' then just chill himself and go back to normal. Thats the best kind of inquisitor

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    22:43 I am more pleased with this than with some animations on tv nowadays. no, actually I am more than pleased, this is fucking AWESOME!!!

  • @RegurgitatedNews
    @RegurgitatedNews 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Well, it's fucking awesome, but you missed one important piece of information: Calgar didn't have his hyper-armour and bionic eye yet. He list his limbs and eye when he fought the big smashfucker tyrant or whatever. His plot armour saved his life, and Sicarius, or some other fucking smurf carried him away from the battle.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      RegurgitatedNews This was realized during the making but it was at a point where I couldn't go back in time to fix that in the video. So just think he was wearing a scouter or something I guess, lel. His armor however was pretty much the same, bionic limbs or not, I don't really see what you mean.

    • @unicronthedestroyer8016
      @unicronthedestroyer8016 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eliphas the Inheritor hey eliphas great work really! I'm so excited for part 2! Keep up the great work! FOR THE EMPAROR

    • @RegurgitatedNews
      @RegurgitatedNews 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eliphas the Inheritor Ah, thanks, man. Again, great work.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eliphas the Inheritor Marenus, what does the Scouter say about the Tyranid's Power Level!?

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brother Malachai
      OVER 9000!!!! Lol

  • @zephyrpak
    @zephyrpak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "Be judged" part made me really love this. Good work man, keep it up.

  • @EvillBob
    @EvillBob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Best thing to happen to the Ultramarines since Matt Ward left.

  • @zamnilmattockwaz2964
    @zamnilmattockwaz2964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Kryptman's accent is so good. Excuse my ignorance but can someone tell me what accent is this? Or is this a made up one?

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Pretty much the Russian accent.

    • @zamnilmattockwaz2964
      @zamnilmattockwaz2964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Eliphas the Inheritor Thank you for the answer.

    • @Melkor788
      @Melkor788 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Наш, правда? я уже начал это подозревать) А видео очень хорошо.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds Romanian to me.

    • @Vladislav888
      @Vladislav888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny thing is, I didn't manage to make a connection. But now when you said that, I can kinda see it.

  • @liammabelitini9506
    @liammabelitini9506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I appreciate that Kryptman has the same voice in both this and TTS.
    Edit: anyone else catch the Starbound music without reading the description?

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Liam Mabelitini and his personality is largely the same albeit the future one seems to have somewhat mellowed, it was still hilarious to think that the guy who was exiled for being too cruel was the voice of reason

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can understand Kryptman's anger towards bureaucracy with regard to ones eye wear, the frames I need have not come in for 2 moths

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Our tendrils have parted the cracks in the stars, *as we slip through the space inbetween..."*

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cacophony echoes through the dark of the sky, *and the air starts to split at the seams...*

    • @federerlkonig330
      @federerlkonig330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowstrider8295 the Need has arisen, to shed this Shell, *we take on ancient forms once forgot*...

  • @ClydeC
    @ClydeC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    did I just heard kitten from TTS in the bar with the other smurfs?

  • @Alpharius93
    @Alpharius93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This was too awesome xD
    Not to mention the Rayman music on Maccrage!

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alpharius93 Always expect at least ONE rayman music in big videos of mine, ehe

    • @Alpharius93
      @Alpharius93 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Awesome!

    • @nitthecroller
      @nitthecroller 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliphas the Inheritor Where is part 2? WHY DO YOU DELAY????

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikoter Killzor Don't get greedy. Understand that things have to be so.
      It's long, and doesn't depend only on me but many other people helping for this project as well, and some of these people have less free time than others to give. I appreciate your hype, but going all caps lock rage over this will not solve anything.

    • @nitthecroller
      @nitthecroller 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliphas the Inheritor Going full caps lock on this served me well. It gained me your attention.
      Edit: Why do you not think outside the box, little Eliphas?

  • @leonidasxiv7881
    @leonidasxiv7881 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kryptman goes from sounding like a Skyrim Nord to Dracula to Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 love it though just got into 40K recently and can’t wait to watch the rest

  • @insovietrussiavodka
    @insovietrussiavodka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Are you guys sure Calgar is not secretly the 2nd or 11th primarch of the Angry Marines?...

  • @swolie
    @swolie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel kinda bumed out about the squat sketch, mostly because it might have been how it happend

  • @AeternusAspicientis
    @AeternusAspicientis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:30 & 22:27 OH MY EMPEROR! This is freaking amazing, quotes, dubbing and characters used, perfect! I'm so glad that we have these series and there will be more.

  • @chickenpermission
    @chickenpermission 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Important data about xeno anatomy"
    ...
    "How to procreate in fulfillment with a tyranid. Volume 1: the first date.
    Prologue:
    You will be eaten."

  • @Xalantor
    @Xalantor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Starting a rewatch right here, before GW purges this gem.

  • @codysullivan2531
    @codysullivan2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:10 The fact that old Sonic cartoon music is playing while Kryptman rages makes me imagine him as 40K Robotnik.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how the song from Starbound that was used in the Ultramar club was called Ultramarine.

  • @DominicMaez
    @DominicMaez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Be strong my friend. For ever rewatching this awesome

  • @rheunark3985
    @rheunark3985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    HONOURABLE BATTLE-BROTHER!

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It occers to me that they probably could have just gone perpendicular to the path of the Tyranid Fleet to get away from the shadow in the warp and get a message through clear as glass. They must have taken the Prometheus school of dodging.

  • @brianu2229
    @brianu2229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:02 the AOSTH Robotnik theme? Was not expecting that

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Piccolo "WHAT" in the background was HILARIOUS!

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And so begins a *nice* side story to the TTS-verse.

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Later:
    "All right Inquisitor, here's your freaking- OH BY THE EMPEROR WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!
    Is... Is that a Custodes?! By Sanguinius's ravaged corpse, *look at the size of it!"*
    Onscreen: "I am REALLY not comfortable with this..."

  • @shadowtactition2420
    @shadowtactition2420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6 :28 "NOPE! Fuck this!" Lol. Thier not cowers thier just smart enough to realise they are better off dead because they know the creator of this movie will make them all die horribly because they don't like the idea of any Imperial Guard surviving

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Milord, this is, like without a doubt, your BEST and most hilarious work of late!
    And the best part is you're only going to get better and better! Who would of thought since several years ago you would reach this level of awesomeness in animating, ambiance sounds, fitting soundtrack placements, and well...pretty much everything! Have a big pat on the back you knucklehead!

  • @salottin
    @salottin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    DAMN! Y U NO SPEHS MEHREENS TODAY THE ENEMY S AT OUR DOOR

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BUT AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME(!!!) NONETHELESS!!!
      MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
      I feel like a WH-Videos-Eater-Tyranid

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      salottin And the Shield + Hammer / Dreadnought part at the end was GRRRRRREAT!!!

  • @khelom
    @khelom ปีที่แล้ว

    Still watching these episodes once a month since thé release, since ... 8 years !
    Incrédible.
    Just like an old song you can listen to every single day of your life , this is just perfect.

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Some day he will be freed of the Basilica of Torments and we'll get part three.

  • @ReaperofValhalla
    @ReaperofValhalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I just discovered TTS and binge watch it all. Now I got a Itch to watch these bobbling cut out videos. Keep it up!

  • @lordinch8282
    @lordinch8282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rewatching the whole series but hehe... How did I never notice the guy who tried to arm wrestle marneus calgar having a robotic replacement for said arm. Oh man I love this series. 12:45

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >Magos Varnak's last words
    See, s#@$ like this is why I love Alfabusa/Eliphas' work. Yeah, they make fun of the 40k universe every chance they get, but when the gravitas is needed and appropriate they deliver. And it's amazing.
    This series of videos is comedic, but it's also what made me afraid of the Tyranids.

  • @kokarorloli
    @kokarorloli 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Fucking great dude

  • @wo.959ironwolfcosplay7
    @wo.959ironwolfcosplay7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I've seen this before but I just realized something. When keyptman appeared they started playing the old sonic the hedgehog doctor robotnic theme. 👍🤣

  • @aegis115
    @aegis115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Draken said that the Tyranids had a hive mind, he sounded like he wanted to have sex with one of those damnable creatures

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is both hilarious and horrifying in hindsight.
      Just know that you have made my day, Sgt.

    • @aegis115
      @aegis115 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HellChuggapri1 :D

  • @ulakrajewska
    @ulakrajewska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I FUCKING KNEW THERE WOULD BE A HLAF LIFE SOUND SOMWHERE IN THIS HOLY VIDEO!

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hlaf Lief

  • @Buffelgum
    @Buffelgum 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, that was amazing, nice job there mate, 40,000/10 would watch again and again, pumped for part 2 now!

  • @MarkushenrikDrolsum
    @MarkushenrikDrolsum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best. Hope you never stop!

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    holy shit, I just saw a picture of Kryptmann and he really looks like he does in this!!

  • @profrickshaw
    @profrickshaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    why have I not come across this earlier? This is cancerous awesome

  • @RepKyle95
    @RepKyle95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In all seriousness, you've done an amazing job with this - the story arc could easily be adapted into a film.

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:55 I didn't know TFS Piccolo was in Warhammer.

  • @TheStargateNerd
    @TheStargateNerd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Called it that it was about Tyran.
    Good work, Eliphas!

  • @lyravega6577
    @lyravega6577 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alfabusa sent me here :)

  • @Grand_Principality_of_nunindae
    @Grand_Principality_of_nunindae ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its round 3 of rewatching the series💀

  • @Jimmy-kv7lb
    @Jimmy-kv7lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rewaching to ease my sorrow! I should find Engine of Woes, it does not judge it just hates...

  • @halo129830
    @halo129830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s not like tyran has been annihilated by some well fuck! My thoughts exactly.

  • @olavlomeland2183
    @olavlomeland2183 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:54 Wait, is that an tree in the background and birds in the skies?

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Tyranid tree and tyranid birds of course.

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *****
      Of course my lord, of course...

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And mountains and buildings

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      how would the 'nids get to the birds anyway? i thought the ground forces were the ones in charge of devouring things.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      salottin tyranids don't eat rock

  • @BlackTemplar679
    @BlackTemplar679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “It’s not like the entirety of Tyran has been wiped out by some random- well fuck”

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:59 - Wait... is that... DOMINQUE?

  • @MONSTER743
    @MONSTER743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't think it was possible, but Kryptman's tantrums are just as hilarious as the Emperors.

  • @a.bdioro5302
    @a.bdioro5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:56 THAT WAS 100% TFS Vegeta

    • @MrPeabody67
      @MrPeabody67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Piccolo from TFS Lord Slug, actually.

  • @WilliamKRuiz
    @WilliamKRuiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Steady....steady...FUCK. THEM. UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" KILLED ME

  • @2WARDEN2
    @2WARDEN2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23:35
    I beg of you any who is watching, we desperately need a GIF of Calgar headbutting the ever-loving shit out of that Nid and insisting it get the fuck of Ultramar.

  • @richardbohacik2685
    @richardbohacik2685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the battle order "FU*K THEM UP" instead of "fire", Marneus is a chad :D

  • @HalfBreedMix
    @HalfBreedMix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOL for real @ "when they will dare to step their foul little BUG FEETS on our awesome planet !"