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  • Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us.
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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

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    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No Tim, thank you

    • @schizophrenic_AI
      @schizophrenic_AI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As Sony Amazon and TH-cam said “I support BLM” because they don’t mention fat people. Please don’t ever review the FBI crime statistics victims report stats. George foreman died from being fat and also COVID-19

    • @ZaDowlan
      @ZaDowlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, how extreme. It's either defund the police or call in the military. Like WTF?

    • @mehg8407
      @mehg8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZaDowlan I don't see what is so radical about defunding the police. Half of the budget for LA goes to the police department. I don't why it is so radical to defund the police but not radical at all to defund schools. I guess schools are just not that important.

    • @ZaDowlan
      @ZaDowlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mehg8407 yes just defunding the police isn't radical. The point I was trying to make is that I see 2 main camps pushing what they think is the right choice, either to defund the police, or to send in the military. Those are 2 extreme opposite points of view. One side wants to cut funding to the police, the other wants to send troops in to cities.

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Covid 19 was cancelled it was too edgy and controversial, we've gone back to something we all know and understand, civil unrest.

    • @Skankhunter420
      @Skankhunter420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean the flu...
      And riots

  • @catfein9827
    @catfein9827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Where is Kendall Jenner with all the Pepsi to quell these riots??

    • @chikato7106
      @chikato7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha a dude did give a cop a pepsi... and Kendall fans made a picture where she's holding up her arms and they put a BLM sign but it's clearly not there in the shadow.

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahah

    • @MaeV808
      @MaeV808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @demolitionsexpert
      @demolitionsexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      had to look up who is kendall jenner???

  • @colonicbomb
    @colonicbomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    the dynamic of Tim trying to get his producer to crack the whole show, every show, brings me joy.

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The best part is unlike every other podcast producer that cackles like a hyena, TFAk, YMH, JRE ect, Ben is hard to make laugh. He has good dark taste, it’s phenomenal. He’s so serious it’s fantastic

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Better than Yung Jamie always second guessing your talking points but never on camera.

    • @ryanivanoff
      @ryanivanoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And hes cute af

    • @colonicbomb
      @colonicbomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ oh yea. He's adorbz.

  • @strikkmoez
    @strikkmoez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I will eat processed food and I will die on my couch watching Tucker Carlson!" *dead*😂😂

  • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
    @expfcwintergreenv2.02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The Tim Dillon Show is the highlight of my week
    God kill me now

    • @shaunkearney1549
      @shaunkearney1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then buy the cereal!

    • @elcypher6102
      @elcypher6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shaunkearney1549 and some high Quality jewelry for a low quality price.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You still alive? Must be no God.

    • @terencedonovan5254
      @terencedonovan5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - well it's 2 months later - all y'all probably dead . . .sigh. I do want to try that cereal -

    • @daweller
      @daweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's my highlight also

  • @exotica0
    @exotica0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I frigg'n love this guy. Fat lives matter!

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike Knight matter to whom?? I’d be careful engaging in metaphysics without the Our Father Yeshua in your mouth

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mike Knight It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @mikael4751
      @mikael4751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MA1LUNE Where have you laid out your "Previous work"?

    • @exotica0
      @exotica0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikael4751 What are your favorite blends fellow piper? I just puffed on a tasty bowl of Ennerdale flake.

    • @funzilla1723
      @funzilla1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ Jesus..

  • @danieltooth5054
    @danieltooth5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Zapruder film actually shows JFK catching Covid-19.

  • @bonka_mann
    @bonka_mann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    im glad lockdown ended because now there's a curfew

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @Coffeebeard
      @Coffeebeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Curfdown: the best of both worlds

    • @funzilla1723
      @funzilla1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MA1LUNE You remind me of Mark Wahlberg's character in The Other Guys where he mastered ballet just to troll. Respect

    • @duke3250
      @duke3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MA1LUNE itll be no more obvious to everyone than when it's too late.

    • @partsunknown9738
      @partsunknown9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Myles people I know are waking up just not fast enough. I “woke up” few months back. My whole family has switched moat of my friends and I are on the same page now. It’s not so hopeless there’s lots of people who know what’s going on. As much as a normal everyday man could know. We are the silent majority

  • @williamsutherland1175
    @williamsutherland1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Oh Jesus. I ate an edible 90 mins ago. I know what I’m up against here, and it’s gonna be a knife fight.

  • @KS-sw5pu
    @KS-sw5pu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I would get back on Facebook just to friend Tim's aunt

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tim owns exactly 5 shirts, all are different color but just one color.

    • @BennyJeters
      @BennyJeters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...all Polo

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 so true, but if you've ever had a gut, you know Polo's are the only semi-comfortable semi-dress wear.

    • @weirdelf8604
      @weirdelf8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Casual Male XL hits different

  • @jwitt777
    @jwitt777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “Russian bots and Chinese bats it wasn’t a boot on your neck!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Bots, Bats and Ventilators- Tim Dillon Netflix Special”

    • @elcypher6102
      @elcypher6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking "Wuhan Jesus" or " Bat Sandwich" 😅

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @vimenyavsezaebali
      @vimenyavsezaebali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron have you gone outside yet, there's so much fresh air mixed with gas, could help? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Like when Madonna said we need to blow up the white house

    • @servant141
      @servant141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Epstein Chronicles

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tim 5 months ago: Wackjob conspiracy theorist
    Tim now: The voice of reason

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The former isn't true. Neither is the latter.

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fool

    • @ZaDowlan
      @ZaDowlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truth

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      john doe THE STATE OF THE AMERICAS SINCE 201 PROVES MY CONSPIRACY FACT THAT “Tim Dillon and Ben Avery” OPENED THE SE7EN SEALS DURING THE SATANIC MAGICK RITUAL WHICH WAS EPISODE 201 WITH THE GUIDANCE OF MASONIC BLACK MAGICIAN Mr. Kump DOES IT NOT YOU FUCKING ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN???? I AM NOT AN INCEL I WAS MARRIED BEFORE THE THIRD STAGE OF MY LIFE I ONLY LEFT MY WIFE because she chose the path of least resistance against the beast system which I fight at every second of a minute. Try calling me an incel from hell buddy, there’ll be an eternity between us I don’t think sound travels that far 👍😂🤣

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron shut up incel

  • @rosharma7443
    @rosharma7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Tim, you're a goddamn genius man.

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J ronnn what’s the difference??????????????????????????

  • @sylvestercalzone1003
    @sylvestercalzone1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Processed meats and Tucker Carlson, the pillars of Boomer society

    • @tubermensch3503
      @tubermensch3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tucker is alright. Would rather boomers watch him than nearly anyone else on MSM.

    • @ChrisAngelFather
      @ChrisAngelFather 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zir mix thot gross

    • @partsunknown9738
      @partsunknown9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zir Mix-A-Thot too true. One of the few with a level head on any news network.

    • @willc2503
      @willc2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t UUUUU CRITICISE that beautiful bow tie wearing republic sweetheart

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tubermensch3503 your name is legit. God I hate my name

  • @Cleffification
    @Cleffification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Jesus Christ- "The Twin Towers fell from Caronavirus". Have not laughed that hard this entire 'pandemic'.

    • @Dino_Medici
      @Dino_Medici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha that was a hitter

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PLANdemic

    • @j.p.7670
      @j.p.7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me neither!

  • @Kell1984
    @Kell1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Gonna buy you a new blue T-shirt when the lockdown ends. God bless.

    • @alternativeatom6337
      @alternativeatom6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine the smell

    • @williamchappell5862
      @williamchappell5862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a polo.. have some class when saleing jewles by PCTD

    • @gunshow86de
      @gunshow86de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get him a Blue Chew shirt. Honestly, I'm surprised Tim doesn't wear the sponsors' logos like a NASCAR driver. What a missed revenue opportunity. It's like he doesn't even watch Gary V anymore.

  • @s1thpunk
    @s1thpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I love how Tim always glances over to the computer guy to see if he's chuckling and if he's not he ramps it up to the next level!

    • @NoiseJester_
      @NoiseJester_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Watching him laughing at Tim is part of the magic of the show

    • @hamburglr1
      @hamburglr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@villanelle529 his name is ben scumbag

    • @stephen2101
      @stephen2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ben has a name you know

    • @anthonyorlowski8268
      @anthonyorlowski8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Put some respect on Ben Avery’s name!!

    • @javierr1016
      @javierr1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His name is Jamie, show some respect.

  • @ugandahater
    @ugandahater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    George Floyd was calling "momma momma" because he was talking to his baby momma who was there at the time. He wasn't calling out to his mom

  • @Ziggy550
    @Ziggy550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I've waited to long for this man just to yell in my ear for an hour and I love it !!! 😁☺️

  • @Gmoney2dope
    @Gmoney2dope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Anarchy is a fetish for losers" you got that right Tim

  • @Act1veSp1n
    @Act1veSp1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "JPMorgan, we catch your bricks!"

  • @alexb8560
    @alexb8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    There's no good people at Goldman Sachs

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @oneeightnineseven1
      @oneeightnineseven1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I work for a subsidiary of Goldman Sachs :/ I can attest to that statement

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cameron theres that paranoid skitzo again

    • @alexb8560
      @alexb8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Roland Deschain I think the guy that gets the coffee is chomping at the bit to rise high enough in the corporation to be a bad person. If they arent a bad person already....

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually they are all awesome

  • @86aevers
    @86aevers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tim’s pronunciation of “issue” encapsulates everything wrong/right with the last 3mo.

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The funniest politicial comedian today.

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's completely apolitical I hate him he's a Luciferian a neutralising agent bought and paid for by intelligence never starts grassroots movement simply exists to slowly drip info absolutely amoral so milquetoast so unprogressive so boring friends with the ultimate neutralizer joe rogan and just so stupid on so many levels there couldn't be a more pseudo-political comedian he's simply vaguely "anti-corruption" but never gets to the root of it nothing will ever change because of Tim Dillon he is a truly unessential worker

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MA1LUNE Lol, glad you found time to type in a comment in between your multiple thesis research work.
      His job is to make people laugh, that being subjective, who laughs would stay, who dont would leave.

    • @requestcontainsinvalidargu185
      @requestcontainsinvalidargu185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MA1LUNE What a fun person I have found here in the comment section.

    • @0megadwarf
      @0megadwarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MA1LUNE this is a beautiful comment. thank you for your service.

    • @colematthews7535
      @colematthews7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron buddy, never expect a comedian to get to the root of anything for you. Make up your own mind. It’s that simple. Lmfao

  • @Wallyworld30
    @Wallyworld30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I've been refreshing all night waiting for this.

    • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
      @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not me, I've been drinking hard seltzer waters like a basic bitch and trying to pretend we're not gonna be in a civil war before I'm ready to die

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G G yep, same.

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I baked a quiche

    • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
      @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abitflippant quiche made by a dude named Ricky?
      Sketchy at best, diarrhea at worst...

    • @williamchappell5862
      @williamchappell5862 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive been refreshing since 3am est Sunday morning

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Brick through my orbital socket, Life in the Big City.

  • @declanh2314
    @declanh2314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One of the best things about living in a stunning estate is when the city is descending into chaos when people are getting beaten by the police and looters are shooting old men then setting buildings on fire I can't tell the difference between the riots and new years eve celebrations while I watch from my stunning estate.

    • @fortheslab
      @fortheslab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      declan h 10/10

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @fortheslab
      @fortheslab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron lemme get those links bro

    • @saucenflow
      @saucenflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12 toe rogans way up

    • @quantum7690
      @quantum7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its like living in San Francisco

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    IN THESE TIMES MORE THAN EVER WE _NEED_ TIM DILLON TO PODCAST DAILY. CAN I GET A "POWER TO THE PEOPLE"!?!?

    • @oneeightnineseven1
      @oneeightnineseven1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Power to the PEEOPPPLEEEE

    • @bearinafoxhole5951
      @bearinafoxhole5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      poooowwwweeerrrr to the peeeeeeeoooopppplllleeee!

    • @porquee
      @porquee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twice a week is ideal, lets him recharge and throw out some absolute bangers

  • @staceymarie6895
    @staceymarie6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I hit LIKE before watching because I know when Tim Dillion tells me the truth thru irony and comedy...I know it's funny AF

  • @niceuru
    @niceuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “HE MIGHT GO TO CARLS JR!”

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tim "You Know" Dillon

  • @jjay__
    @jjay__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim, just add ray kump. Make it a duo. Its what the people want

  • @jameshuddleston3191
    @jameshuddleston3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your comedy. Last year 9 unarmed black men were killed by police, 5 of which were fighting with police, so that’s 4 murders. That’s horrible, but doesn’t equal a summer weekend in Chicago.

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "fighting with the police"
      I belive they mask it as resisting arrest.

  • @MykFroopy88
    @MykFroopy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Even I want answers for Jeffrey Epstein’s death.” - Covid 19

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tim works at Best Buy in Sarasota, Florida.

  • @satanas5975
    @satanas5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I swear I thought she was going to start r-e-s-p-e-c-t'ing

    • @JRDavis-hj4si
      @JRDavis-hj4si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto

    • @OspreyFlyer
      @OspreyFlyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought she was going to sing that John Lennon song / chant Power to the People 😂

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know what it means to me ee ee

  • @darrenlafond8587
    @darrenlafond8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When our loving family embarked on this wonderful journey, we have sat together and listened weekly. Now that we are finally celebrating summer, we let the kids stay up late with grandma and I, to take in our time of enjoyment, just to watch their little golden faces light up with laughter and to watch them ponder the very points you brought up, Ahh that just filled us with such delight! I’ve said time and time again that throughout these times, the weekly amount of positivity our home has gathered from the Tim Dillon show, has been all we needed to keep moving forward. Tim Dillon, from grandma, myself, and the toddlers (the newest little Dilloknights) we again thank you for everything you’ve provided for not only our neighborhood, but also our city, state, and country, you are a true American hero! God bless

    • @bearinafoxhole5951
      @bearinafoxhole5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear Tim writes comments like this himself. Very funny, Tim.

  • @danielmccabe9899
    @danielmccabe9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Strong Island = Florida Panhandle in case anyone wants to escape. 😂

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

    • @direwolfmusic
      @direwolfmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MA1LUNE you going to be okay there champ?

    • @ryanbrents4805
      @ryanbrents4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      direwolfmusic for real homies mental illness is showing

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@direwolfmusic I have seen the face of God. His embrace is eternal. Life is but a test and I am passing with flying colours. You on the other hand can neither sing or play guitar and will NEVER be Billy Ray Cyrus. You will never be one of us. We are the chosen, the descendants of Noah, crowned with thorns and crying with joy. I carry Yeshua's cross, I bathe in his blood, I have been baptised in the whitest light. The clouds part after rain fall and he bellows 'Thank You'. If you are Dire Wolf Music, I am Encouraging Lamb Silence. We are opposites, Light to Dark, Day to Night, Life to Death, Morn' to Eve, Lamb to Wolf, Hetero to Homo, Male to Female, Light to Dark.
      I will be okay, you will die childless, vaccinated, in a one bedroom gulag apartment with your AI therapist teaching you Communitarian laws and values, with a VR headset, numb to reality. I will be bathed in the righteous blood of Christ. You will be following 'Tim Dillon' straight to hell.

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fFo286PjhOo/w-d-xo.html
      Need I more proof?

  • @nightvision_887
    @nightvision_887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LAST WEEK: "The looting should never end!! If you work at Target Fuck You!"
    TODAY: "Guys I think i may have to leave Los Angeles and find a safe space to chill until people calm down"

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can support mayhem while also being smart enough to get out of it's way.

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    TIM. THIS EPISODE IS SO DARK THAT YOU HAVE ME GOING BACK TO COMPILATIONS OF BILL And Patrice

    • @elcypher6102
      @elcypher6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Listen to the old episodes on patreon worth the 5 bucks. Patrice is the 🐐 by the way grew up listening to him on O&A and Black Phillip.

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elcypher6102 I am currently almost done with them, and considering an almost immediate second full run of listens.
      I canceled a couple of other subscriptions to send dat dolla to the Dillon man.

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elcypher6102 but please. Keep recommending that people give Mr. Dillon more money. He needs it more than you or I.

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those old O&A Patrice and Bill periods just feel so quaint and comfortable compared to the fact that Terry Cruise from Idiocracy as President is more intelligent than our current "I heard they had headaches" Commander in Chief.
      I'm pretty sure that diet Coke has no electrolites.

  • @ronaldyodersr
    @ronaldyodersr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you Tim you had my son dancing around the room like Grandpa Joe with your song "Bots N' Bats"! He has not dance in years!!! God Bless Tim Dillons!!!

  • @anthonylambert404
    @anthonylambert404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tim will you please speak at my funeral?

    • @sauceguy19
      @sauceguy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dressed as meghan mccain

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty certain he won’t speak, but he will 100% attend.

  • @rgentertainment3302
    @rgentertainment3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No one makes me laugh like Tim Dillon.

  • @bigshammy
    @bigshammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have friends that are counterfeit bills. Jesus Christ.

  • @shmoo1000
    @shmoo1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Epstein residing in his stunning mansion estate somewhere in the Bermuda triangle watching this chaos unfold

    • @vimenyavsezaebali
      @vimenyavsezaebali 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      has Bermuda triangle been known to bring down Lolita Express before?

  • @JohnDoe-nq5pk
    @JohnDoe-nq5pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for helping keep my mind sane. Would gladly have some beers with ya!
    My wife was listening hear and there, she said she would totally buy that orange toaster

  • @driftdotus
    @driftdotus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make that $ Tim... Never REALLY change pls.. You have a following who will support you forever if you dont become a shill

  • @jesusfreak279608
    @jesusfreak279608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have to admit I love the Magic Spoon Cereal. I love the Fruit and chocolate flavors. I will try the cinnamon next which I already have and yes I used your code both times.

  • @leefromcupertino9754
    @leefromcupertino9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When is Tim going to blow up? He’s seriously better than almost all comics that are selling out huge arenas right now. Get this guy a special immediately.

  • @acideauxrivarda3352
    @acideauxrivarda3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dillon/Target 2020

  • @themagicbullet7849
    @themagicbullet7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lets send the black lady out to calm down the occult

  • @ineffa8le00rt
    @ineffa8le00rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Michael Hastings has Corona virus” LMAO

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sparking up one of my few remaining Marlboro Menthols for this one.

    • @pearlgirl5643
      @pearlgirl5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mountainstream8351 prevents it

  • @rprp13
    @rprp13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You're a godsend Tim. Seriously one of the funniest podcasts on this site. subbing to the patreon asap 👍

  • @warlocksnevereverdie
    @warlocksnevereverdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the mcdonalds i worked at did almost nothing if they caught you with counterfit money
    they just asked for a real one

    • @funzilla1723
      @funzilla1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to use old Czech coins I had lying around cos they looked like a 2 euro coin, whenever I was caught by a teller we'd share a chuckle and get on with our lives

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Putting ads on every 10 minutes is downright despicable almost Jewish even.

  • @insidejokespodcast3956
    @insidejokespodcast3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Call her daddy or we riot

  • @GrandDP44
    @GrandDP44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dont know if YT can sense I fast forward through podcast ads but I specifically never FF through Tim's ads because he deserves the money and the stunning Estate comin to him. God bless

    • @lukejax1407
      @lukejax1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can skip the TH-cam ads and it doesn't affect Tim. But tims sponsors see how many viewers are watching during his ads like ridgewallet through analytics so if you were wanting to help Tim than don't skip them haha. Some podcasts ask you to not skip

  • @maxmeeks9910
    @maxmeeks9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your Antifa wins bit! Tim, you deserve to be a millionaire! And, in time, you likely will be. Just stay with us, unlike Farley. We need comedy, and this is hilarious.

    • @MA1LUNE
      @MA1LUNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE DOESNT NEED ANY MONEY HE HAS ACCESS TO ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD HE IS PART OF PRIVATE INTELLIGENCE ROTHSCHILD INTELLIGENCE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR TO SLOWLY DRIP INFO AND FALSELY REPRESENT STORIES SIMPLY A NEUTRALISING AGENT A SUBSIDIARY FRINGE JOE ROGAN TYPE AGENDA JUST ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT AND YOU LOOK SO STUPID AS WELL A TYPICAL TIM DILLON FAN JUST A PASSIONLESS, WRY SMILE SIMPLY MISERABLE AND DEPRESSED DETACHED FROM THE SOURCE I SEE THROUGH YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE MEEKS AND IT IS TRULY SAD I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY AT YOUR PATHETIC SITUATION

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MA1LUNE I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend!

    • @Steve-vd3nx
      @Steve-vd3nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Roy lmfaooo

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MA1LUNE I always thought that Joe Rogan tried to be a good boy in camera. Tim Dillon is more on the edge on that.
      Maybe you are right but you are going to have to back your claim with proof. Words spoken on TH-cam are empty

  • @JohnDoe-bx7sr
    @JohnDoe-bx7sr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Coming back to this in 2024 and Tim suuuure had a change of opinion in 3 years , as did we all.

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He stopped being funny once he became rich and famous. He got his bag and the passion is gone. I don't blame him either. It happens to everyone.😊

  • @christinet638
    @christinet638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who knows....who cares. lmao

  • @yuanjiazhu7940
    @yuanjiazhu7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Step 1:How do we market broken glass and tear gas?
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Now more than ever its important to get a home equity loan and costco membership, for equality, equity and systemic changes.
    I too am a proud graduate of Timothy Dillon University.

  • @conserveculture1767
    @conserveculture1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Isnt it ironic that he got killed over fake twentys while the stimulus printed fake 1200 dollar checks to save us.

  • @wew5499
    @wew5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “It’s a bot it’s a boot it’s a bat”
    🤣🤣
    I’m am in love with these two dudes.
    What a fantastic combo!

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Like: Smashed

  • @J_ay_Z
    @J_ay_Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    900 views in 9 minutes

  • @motdups1063
    @motdups1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually did get robbed at gun point on Merrick avenue like 10 years ago lol they were definitely not white but I’m pretty sure Spanish

  • @bullmoosemedia
    @bullmoosemedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:04:00 The build up to and execution of the best Long Island impression ever.

  • @mooremedia2103
    @mooremedia2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funniest dude out there today. Tim, buy a key light or something for your studio. It will make your shit look better! Try a 120d or Godox SL-150W with a soft box.

  • @metamememachine7914
    @metamememachine7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, you need to keep paying high taxes in CA and have ridiculous cost of living! Where else would you find a dark room in the basement to set up an audio interface?!

  • @ghendershot23
    @ghendershot23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Floyd story doesn't add up to me. Guy looks straight at the camera and continues to murder the guy? Over a counterfeit $20? And apparently they knew each other going back to the early 2000s?

  • @moneenerd
    @moneenerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sweet Jesus fucking christ, youtube. I haven't seen so many ads in all my life. Over 20 ad breaks in an hour and a half!!! Tf is wrong with you?

  • @ProudFilthyCasual
    @ProudFilthyCasual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There needs to be a special marker by the name of us Rothschilds. Something like a star armband or something to easily identify and make us stand out as exceptional citizenry.

  • @rejuvelaton5187
    @rejuvelaton5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow Michael Hastings what A throw back to state sponspored assassination of domestic enemies, thought no one remembered him, thanks again Tim for being an Amazing Repository of Knowledge, aka ark. Check out Mark Passion at what on Earth is happening and have your knowledge base multiplied by tens of thousands of times.

  • @loganyates413
    @loganyates413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The more I watch Tim, the more I appreciate him. Such a savage, sarcastic person. I love it

  • @alexbrown4226
    @alexbrown4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >complains about corporations
    >1 ad roll every 4 minutes
    Like pottery, Tim. Jesus, give me a patreon option for an ad free show ffs

  • @Browithswag10
    @Browithswag10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The good ol my wife is black Im not racist move, dude should've just wrote "I HAVE A BLACK WIFE" on his forehead instead HAHA

  • @Sswifty0707
    @Sswifty0707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As much as I love the show, I don't think I've ever seen as many ads on one video

  • @LeoKrayola
    @LeoKrayola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 7:00 at the BLM loan bank of America offers zero down mortgage in minority communities

  • @liamfun1000
    @liamfun1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim Dillion ‘s life matters

  • @brettbelbin3674
    @brettbelbin3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Life in the big city

  • @harbifm766766
    @harbifm766766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the slave did not want to get into the police car! And the policeman did not use a teaser or gun!? Just he tribed him and hold him down and he died from heart attack... All this because of that!!!?

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its obvious that english is not your first language, but did you even try listening to the episode?

  • @lizbrauer3374
    @lizbrauer3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My contribution to the meaningless comments: I am downloading my premium crap from Patreon now. Tim all day, all night.

  • @Dr_KAP
    @Dr_KAP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too many ads wtf TH-cam trying to annoy people so they’ll sign up to Premium?!

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Naw but forreal, Strong Island in the mf building, babeeeeee

  • @lunabear6110
    @lunabear6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Move to Oklahoma City Tim, nothing bad has ever happened in OKC before, never. There was also one great thing that happened, thanks to the heroic patriot Timothy Macvey.

  • @eddiesantini100
    @eddiesantini100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vector of dieseas su dried tomato had me on floor my stomach hurts from laughing damn I needed that

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just this discovered this funny fat guy, and he's already my favourite comedian.

  • @papusa9878
    @papusa9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for the love of god tim, nothing is more cringe worthy than hearing white people calling each other racist

  • @hudsontoo1212
    @hudsontoo1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well.... to be fair... he did say “respect”, instead of “respek”, so.....

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Didn't he assault or rob a pregnant lady prior to this?

  • @closer20jc
    @closer20jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Interest only balloon sub prime mortgage " BLM mortgage 😂😂😂😂😂👌

  • @SP-yc5rf
    @SP-yc5rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The podcast should be called "THE YOU KNOW show,featuring Tim Dillion"

  • @crypticalenvelopment
    @crypticalenvelopment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I died from coronavirus twice ☠💀

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim is so loud you can hear the mic housing vibrating. Tremendous

  • @provoplanet
    @provoplanet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Superb work on this podcast! Always keeping it crispy🎈

  • @Jolt139
    @Jolt139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys I've seen in a while. Glad I saw him on Rogan

  • @EREN-bu3wp
    @EREN-bu3wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eggstain is in Tele Aviv chill with Joan Rivers drinking adreanacrome on the rocks