Joe Rogan Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2024
- Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. His new special "Disgraceful" premieres on Netflix on January 12. tomsegura.com/
There's something about Tom Segura's voice and demeanor that makes him seem like the most normal and well adjusted dude
yellowteeth the ghp bit on this is not happening gave me that impression and attraction towards him as well
Because he's a serial killer.
It’s soothing man lol you just wanna hang out with that dude for some fucking reason
yellowteeth he is, though. Most of his jokes are just funny stories about crazy people he's met while doing normal things.
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Now that's funny...they said the same thing about BTK, green river killer, Jeffery Dommer, etc
You can tell Joe sees Tom as a true friend. He's usually extremely reserved about his personal life insecurities. This whole podcast was 10/10, Jamie did amazing when Tom went to the bathroom. Tommy bunz might not be the most interesting guest ever but he's hands down the best guest when it comes to engaging conversation and flow.
G4rbus I almost almost thumbs down but then I let it pass.
I totally agree
I'm not gonna lie. Tom Segura is like my favorite person that I don't know.
High and tight AF, Jean.
Living... I would hang with Andre the giant
Tom Segura is a pimp
I feel the same way about post malone or Rhett and Link
silentthriller ijnnlppgr
Tom's impressions of Bert and Ari are so spot on. They're fucking great.
Rickey Dean joe rogans impression of Joey Diaz is fucking great
Tom's impression of Bert is my favourite thing he does.
Creighton Tolliver I like when he does impressions of his sister's lol
it's pretty fuckin' spot on
Def one of my favorites for sure
If you close your eyes it sounds just like him lol
try it out
That Bert impression is incredible
Yes, yes it is. His Ari is unimpeachable as well.
His Al Pacino one isn't bad either
Interesting Joe didn't make the same comments about living as both genders when Eddie Izzard talks about having boy days and girl days.
Powerful Tom Segura.
Very powerful. Too bad they had to cut off the live video because he had a stroke.
Nah
Come on down for moose soup later!
Tom "Mumbles" Segura
Power is relative, to some of us he is weak little Tommy!
Tom Segura, in my humble opinion, is the best JRE guest of all time and I never get tired of him on the show. He is my mommy though so I may be bias.
Richard Meyer Tom, Joey, Cameron are never boring for me.
Its cuz he keeps his jeans high and tight.
Segura and bill burr are tops for me
duncan and ari are always great too
Me too!
1:10:41
Joe: "What'd she think?"
Tom: "Not Happy."
The nonchalantness of the response is glorious.
Honestly made me laugh so hard out loud.
This guest seems very hydrated
Hysterical:)
PPowellMooe coincidentally he is the Water Champ 👑
I don't get it
Thanks man.
Legend has it that he was actually the most hydrated and personable in the recent championship.
Tom vs Bert in BJJ is the challenge. Both train for 6 months and at the end they have a match for 100,000 dollars.
Id take bert. Tom too laid back.
Yeah, I feel Bert would break out that Mickey Mantle gene and train hard.
Michael Melro But you also have to account for the difference in lifestyles aka the fact that Bert is drunk ad fuck all the time isn't going to help his training.
This is true. We also have to take into account that if Joey Diaz can gradually get better at bjj, then the fattest of fucks that is Bernt Crystals has a chance.
Eddie and Joe can be coaches!!!
Tom: *tells college football story*
Joe: "Yup I mean even salmon they'll just swim UP stream I remember this one time.."
It’s really too bad joe doesn’t understand how great that game was and how much of a doofus Bert was for leaving😂
My
Please get chappelle on your podcoast joe rogan
Chappelle only goes on podcasts hosted by comedians.
Brandon Wells joe Rogan is a comedian tho
Joe's a comedian sooooo
Kyle Erickson lol that joke went right over your head
I pictured Joey Diaz saying this statement because you ended it with "Joe Rogan"
Headed to rehab this is the last jre for me for 60 days . it was good af
BRENNAN SMITH good luck man! I'm in recovery for Heroin and Meth. I've been sober for 33 months. All you gotta do is change one thing. Everything your doing! Let me know if you need any support!
Stay strong brother. Its a daily thing. Day by day til one day it's been 3 years and you think damn son, can't believe that was me.
One day at a time. Tom’s new special will be waiting for you.
OriginalDrDeLeon its ok kid you need a hug after telling dad you gay ..smh
Don't drink the 12 Step Flavor Aid.
Mommy? Why did Uncle Tommy have the sniffles when he came back from the bathroom? Uncle Tommy's a baller honey now shush.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! classic
Sorry but Tom never does coke.
My mans doesnt know shit lmao Tom would be tweaked
He always breathes like that. He'll talk and take a breathe through his nose.
He had absolutely no change in his breathing after he took a leak...
Segura is legit.
Tom's Burnt Chrysler impression is amazing!
Scott Ballard burnt Chrysler? It's Kurt Schneider buddy
It’s actually Brent crystal bud
Thought it was Bart Geyser.
Tom does frikkin' amazing impressions of people he knows. BTW isn't the guy's name Bort Christmas?
Tyler Kirzinger Ahahah Ahahaha
Just finished a sober month! Thanks for the encouragement! Felt great, but it’s good to be back. Also got my self away from cigarettes.
Do you still have the habit kicked? If so mad congratulations, im still struggling to quit.
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jeans within jeans within
F thaaa haters.... F ALL the haters !
i'm just here for the mommies
Crazy isn't it
Moos soup isn't? Moos soup isn't?
Joe "my friend Cam Hanes runs a marathon a day" Rogan
Joe,"I used to have a bit in my act about Cam and marathons back in the day" Rogan
Go watch cam Hanes hunt.
He fucking SUUUUUUCCCKS
It's embarrassing how bad cam is at hunting, not saying he isn't s good Archer. Just a shit hunter.
Joe: Kathy Ireland is 80 now
Kathy Ireland age 54
Joe Rogan age 50
Kathy Ireland is my fave
Joe!
Get Jeremy Clarkson on this show, would love to hear him long form and unscripted for 3 hours. Love you man!
Petrol_Head would love to see all three of the original top gear guys on
He doesnt really know nor work on cars same with schaub
This would be so sick
Fucking hellllll no.
Clarkson hates Americans and our Country. He would never do this podcast unless he really had to promote something in the US.
“Tom Segura gets one more hour than me? That’s racist.” - Tyron Woodley
GrapeDrank25 he's the most disrespected jre guest of all time
Completely amazed to click on your account and see your first subscription is to ben shapiro hahahahahahha
Huh?
I know the reference, still huh?
I enjoyed and agreed with his clear view of the scoring system and how it should be judged and scored, but yeah he has really high level victimization mentality, and tbh i'm not surprised, cus the way our society and liberal media teaches minorities that they are constantly being taken advantage of because they are black. As soon as he said he was in Grad school when he started fight i was like wow. No wonder - that's like fucking headquarters of the upper echelon of post modernist and liberal thinking. He got brainwashed into thinking that he's always gotta watch his back cus of the white man and systemic racism and its all built into the system and blah blah blah, conspiracy conspiracy etc etc.
Joe is right about the UFC, they care about how much money you make them. And that will effect how much money you make fighting for them.There are and have been soooo many black champions who were insanely succesful in the UFC. Like Anderson Silva in his prime, was making millions. Because he was the main cog in the wheel that keeps the UFC going. And that was Conor at the time, but soon if he doesn't start fighting again, people wont care about Conor and will start looking for other fighters to take his place. In order to be that guy, Tyron has got to change his attitude somehow. He's got to get over it. He's from rags to riches. He made half a million to dominate Demian Maia, the man is blessed and he doesn't have the ability to see past the paranoia that hes got going on.
Tom seems like such a genuinely nice and chill dude. listening to him talk is just soothing and calming. good stuff.
Joe "there's definitely that" Rogan
Ahmad Chaudhry lol
you deserve a medal for pointing out something so obvious yet 99% of us tend to overlook.
Tom "In Other Words" Segura
😂😂😂
Tom's impression of Ari had me fucking rolling. Oh my god I'm crying.
Ari is a creepy dude
can a ni**a get a muffuckin time code?
Joe “Acquiring stuff isn’t important, let me tell you about my cars and lobster dinners” Rogan
then he will go on about its ok to make millions of dollars with other millionaires and not feel guilty
Why should he feel guilty? He earned it.
Yeah that's not what acquiring means man, check out the context again and might get it, it's an easy thing to miss
Even though you missed the point, it's not IMPORTANT that he has this stuff, but it's nice that he does. He enjoys it and appreciates it.
@@Liquidmetal702 probably salty
Joe “B-Bb-Bbb-Ballliinn” Rogan
May not be enough b’s
Lou Dogg lmao wot
Lou Dogg 😆
Hahaha I love Tommy Bunz's burnt crystals voice.
Dude, I am waaaayy too stoned for u to just suddenly look right in the camera like that.
Lmfao
Ha
When? I'm too high
@@IceKoldKilla 1:12:25
@@IceKoldKilla Hey aren't you from the Deftones subreddit? What is this... a crossover episode?
Toms Burnt Chrysler and 'Arri Schaffer impressions are so high and tight. He easily glasses through joes "baller lovin" podcast so hard.
kevin moseley I like the new use of glassin'👌 Keep them jeans high&tight!
Stop
Joest of Rogans
A_A_Ron 78077 I just joe'd my Rogan
When Tom starts talking about his 3 different trainers, it sounds like he’s lying 😂😂
Joe gets such an attitude with young Jamie.
April Well he has made him famous and given him a piss easy job. Jamie should be onnit.
a while ago, I heard Joe mention Tom's new special on Netflix. Being a big Tom fan, my high ass thought that it was already out and went ahead and resubscribed to Netflix. Turns out i reactivated for nothing. But now the special comes out in a few hours :)
Tom Segura was/is the sole reason my Netflix account is active.
Cicero Nogo check out bill burr and dave chappelle on netflix.
Cool story bro
Love you , jean! Same here! 🐶👖.
Jason Shapiro dats right
Keep those jeans high and tight brother..... And for those who don't TRY IT OUT
I miss when Jeff Bezos only had 105 billion dollars.
John williams why?
It's so much it's sad
Lemme get 100 million. That leaves 900 million to the 1 billion 😱😱😱
@@motleyonsite8622 b a u
yea he changed. its like he doesnt even care about his homies in the hood anymore
Joe "my daughter is hilarious" Rogan
Even though he hardly talks about his family, i want to bite his nose off and spit it back in his face when he does...
Cringey as fuck, but Bill "my wife is so hilarious I swear she could be a comedian" Burr might be even worse.
Pro tip: If it bothers you when other men demonstrate that they truly love their wives and children, do yourself a big favor and keep it to yourself. It makes you look like either a straight up sociopath or otherwise irrevocably broken.
Did you learn "irrevocably'' from Joe? He likes to use big words too, and his fan-base is mostly retarded people, so I'm assuming you do the same thing he does and hear a word, and then repeat it back to people like a parrot, with the intelligence of a parrot...
Chip Williams why do you watch this podcast if you think the host has the intelligence of a parrot?
Put Bert and Tom on the Chin vs Callen fight card
one of the best JRE podcasts yet, tom is a great guest, love the lack of fear of saying the truth
Tom's Ari and Bert impressions are spot on. xD
Joe "Disable your Ad blocker so we can read it" Rogan
Joe "all my podcasts audio fluctuates in quality" Rogan
A Fancy Cow lol right. This ones sound was so low.
fucking nerds
Love how Tom imitates Ari n Bert spot on! 🙊
Joe rogan has the weirdest, most assholish, diverse set of fans
Mindful Attraction 2.0 it's pretty crazy the spectrum you get down here in the comments. From right wing fuck tards, to liberal fuck heads, and everywhere in between. I personally like to walk that line, not because I like to walk the line, that's just how I roll.
Joe "My 7 year old is hilarious" Rogan
Is this episode super quiet for anyone else?
yes
oops im 1 year late
Pervy Sage it’s okay
Ads blowin like a mf
So quiet I can barely hear it with the air conditioner in my window turned on.
Who else just closed the Tyron podcast as fast as possible when this upload came up?
Ted A Nah, I love MMA as a whole more than my favorite comedian (which is Tom Segura).
Ted A I was about to start ep3 of the wrath of the khans and then I got the notification
I fell asleep listening. Got a notification popped up wiped drool off and started this. keep it high and tight mommies.
Ted A haha oh Hell yea ,I thought I was the only one
Hunter Havokk - thank you Dan Carlin! do blueprint for Armageddon after!
Tom's new special on Netflix was SO GOOOD!
Totes agree
mobucks555 saw him live in T.O. he kills it!
!!!!!!!!BIKES!!!!!!!!
“I want the cum, give me the cum, I want the cum” 😂
I want joes wife on the podcast
Why? He briefly mentions her once every 645 episodes... good enough for me.
hahaa Mrs. Rogan
I want her all over my...
Favorite podcast!!!
Rene Munoz cock you meant cock
@@zerogravity2020 She's a cover for his "gay activities" some might say
Tom does the best Burt impression!
crazzy isnt, innocence, ISNT IT
Jeans within, jeans within
marty funkhouser
Got a gun, Terminator gun
Incident
thanks jeans!
This whole thread makes no sense. Must be some lame nerd inside joke
You guys have an amazing chemistry. I loved this podcasts and I would love to see Tom on again.
The volume on the mics are low as fuck on this episode
How come we didn’t get the notification when this went live?
Alex Voskanian I did not
Right, makes sense why tyron woodley was shorter
Dali Llama that would be an odd reason
this was never live. it was pre-recorded.
Alex Voskanian I didn't either his shits been doing this
i really respect joe’s ability to carry a conversation naturally
Yeah man, rogan is so right. Acquiring wealth above a reasonable level is bad dude. I bet having a mansion full of fun things really helped him reach that level of monk like spirituality.
Kevin Dorn yep.
Apparently .... any salary exceeding 75k-100k (based on c.o.l.a. in your state) ... detracts from our enjoyment & time of life
Cal Calaman yeah... no.
@@Jason17300 Facts
@@Calaman345 you might be right when you look at the people who make that kind of money outside the entertainment industry, the pressure must be incredible. I have a reasonable ammount of money and not a lot of pressure, i'd like a job where i was making a difference but dont need a higher paying job.
@@GGMCUKAGAIN I was watching the JRE x Jordan Peterson episode with my gf TODAY ..... about the very topic u are mentioning.
Purpose and legacy vs fun & silliness
Tom “clearly” Segura
Toms impressions of Bert and ari are hilarious
machines within... machines within...
jake huhh got a terminator gun
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day!
g p All night!!
05:18 'he's like half serious.'
No, he's totally being sincere.
I want Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz on the same podcast. Would be legendary
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It was legendary, but manly because of Uncle Joey's eyes exploding out of his head talking about Brock Lesnar and steroids
Jamie! Turn the volume UP!!!!!
Kegan Bohannon Was gonna post the same thing.
Kegan Bohannon y'all need to grow a pair and get a life.
Peace.
? 'Grow a pair ?'
'Coz we can't hear the fuckin sound...??
Tom Segura: Joe Rogan’s favourite person to burn bags with.
LOL Buns thinks the main mommy is gonna let him move little jeans to Colorado to live in the cold... 😂
Tom "yeah" Segura
Between working overtime in a shop, bombing at open mics and tanking it in college.. I envy these two guys so much.
Also Congrats to anyone out there who sees this and is following your dreams.
1:44:31 “May or may not have squozen someones butt”
Joey Adams checked out the comments just to see if anyone else noticed this.
A few butts. 5 or 6 butts
Yeah, i picked that up too, turns out to be am actual word
Nicolas De wattignar same
Joe "I cranked my sauna up to 230 the other day" Rogan
Tom Segura is the best.
Joe "Its crazy that people call me a right winger, I love gay people" Rogan
so do most right wingers, we just don't want them jamming their lifestyle up our childrens asses...
These posts aren't the least bit funny or clever. How about get some friends irl so you don't have to grovel online "to be in"
Joe "Kinks are fucking weird, man. Kinks are weird" Rogan
Joe "My political and social opinions change depending on whether or not I like the current guest" Rogan
Hugh Munguss he meant like teacher's and professors forcing an agenda or point of view on a child/young adult that really just needs to find themselves instead of being force fed others opinions. It's happened to me before with leftist ideologys forced on the class when it should be neutral.
I watched Tom’s special last night.... BRILLIANT!!!
Pablo Francisco been doing the same jokes for the last 20 years
Is the audio really quiet?
Niko Bellic yes shitty as hell
Yes
No buddy your ears just shrunk kinda making it harder for you to listen in the same way you did when they were normal lool
What?!
Dank Williams no wonder I had my cars speakers fuckig blasting to hear this...
Joe ''I've got this bit'' Rogan
Love watching these again, I never remember all the shit they cover so it feels fresh! Love you JEANS!
Tom Segura missed the most insane comeback in Champions League history because Ari is a welcher!
Barcelona fixed that shit!
FayulClub the comeback happened in the game in Barcelona not Paris
ddaly85 exactly. Did you even listen to the podcast
Joe “Jamie can you verify that?” Rogan
Joe "Can you imagine?!?" Rogan
Good vibes in the comment section for a change! Tommy buns brings the smiles 😁
YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD
Tron Brown that is thee line of the century. She shouldve been mentioned at the golden globes. Sad face
Definitely deserve some moose soup
FUCK
Tron Brown FACK
FUCC
Fucking dying at Tom's Ari Shaffir impressions
Joe “People are weird” Rogan
John SFO
Joe "kinks are weird" Rogan
Get Dave chappelle on already ya fuxk!!!!!
I wish we could get a guest spot on the podcast. Not even to talk necessarily but even just to sit in on two icons like this and just get to enjoy being in the moment with them.
Kris Burns you better start talking if you’re on a podcast
That would be a vibe killer for sure
Was there a cut at 56:50
congrats on the special Tom! glad to see how far you've come much love!
2:13:57 “I’ll read a book once I’m ballin’ BITCH!!” 😂👌🏾 my 2019 mood lmao
Hey if anyone would like to sleep with me for rent...
Vladimir Greene fresh outta prison and want to bring your friend... Try it out. Beat you, piss on you? Try it out.
only if you're a hot black guy looking to fuck and fuck good
Try it out.
Vladimir Greene try it out
Ya get a lease n ah key..
Joe "I Didnt Have To Think About My Bills Anymore" Rogan
😂😂😂😂
When Joe Rogan looks at the camera i just freak out.
Anyone feel the audio in these videos is a tad low?
Ine Ran always! Thought it was just me. Can barely hear it through my Bluetooth speaker
Ine Ran Yea definitely
Ine Ran tad low, but there are other big offenders who are inaudible despite volume at 63. To be fair, it is sometimes youtu.be encoding issues
Ine Ran this episode was particularly low, yes.
Joe 'fixing my shoulder by hanging out' Rogan
Tom: joe, I’d like to see you transition, to a woman, and fight women.
Joe: it’d be fun.
Tom: to have 12 MURDER CHARGES??
Tom " virginity is cool, come on come on" Segura
VIRGINITY IS COOL!!!!
Bwhahahahahahaha
Non biological women should NOT be aloud to compete in professional sexually oriented sports.
Wow at least 8 of you agree..
Fuckoff
Lol when he said "and burt said unnno? And I said YEAH I wanna know!" Best Burt impression ever
Y’all think George Carlin 69’d the last night before he turned 70?
Get Alex Jones on again
Rollxn bill hicks!
Rollxn hes melting down
What happened
"Guess who's an Allstar this year .... its Jessica" i laughed so fucking hard 🤣
Joe "Dave Chappelle's never gonna be a guest here so shut your hoor mouth" Rogan.
The quote comments aren't funny.
The irony is I agree with your bitch ass. But at this point this meme will never stop so fuck it.
GreenGearMood go fuck yourself
GreenGear "these quote comments aren't funny" Mood
Did he say that lmao