CLICK ME | My Name is Mayo
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- This might be the funniest game I've ever played. Stupid sexy mayo...
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"Geez there's like 200 achievements!? Who has the time for this?" Proceeds to get all achievements and 10000 clicks
To be fair, I think we've all done that at some point. "Eh, I'm just playing this to have fun. I don't need achievements." *Proceeds to painstakingly achieve everything*
Would be my life
Ihascupquake completed them all
+Alexa Betwarda I watched cupquake play to lol
wtf
"it's getting hot in here, someone call jacksepticeye"
-mark 2016
kat M. Yessss😂😏
Yeh
Septiplier confirmed
@@plateoflasagna6991
N o
*septiplier fans heavily breathe*
the fact that he got so entertained by such a simple game still seems to amaze me 😑😂
and the fact that I watched for 15 minutes straight makes me realize how little of a life I have
Aaliyvh147 when you watch one markiplier video, you give him your soul
i guess this mayo is salty to Mark
"*An inanimate object would be just as sexy as a normal object*"
-Markiplier, 2016
Hm I'm questioning marks intelligence
I was before but even more now
Markiplier, the only guy who could make me watch him clicking Mayo...
same lmao
So true. 😂😂😂
yep. Holy shit its weird
Exactly.
same
mayoplier
do what you want with that
i ship it :D
Ship like fedex
xD yup
+Al Cappuccino are you friends with Leonardo Decaffeinated?
Sweet merciful god, if I had a cookie I'd give ya one Ana Wolfkin
"Look at that sexy ass jar of mayo!"
-Markiplier 2016
BmvTheOne111 :D stumbles across this comment as he says that
Lol same XD
3:59
4:00
*Proceeds to click thousands of times a second*
"Sometimes I just like to wear my Red Bikini... It makes me feel sad." - Mark 2016
@Atheer Alhatilah Suicide and Hunger? Get that out of here. I'm all about the Depression Train now.
Markiplier xpozed
Mark brain 2016
“But when I wear my leopard bikini, I feel like going wild..”-Mark kinda becomes a Zombie?
I'm from the future u noob
But ur not
This is fifteen minutes of a man clicking a digital jar of mayonnaise. Wow.
Top quality media right here if you ask me.
What has the world come to
Angel9078 lets all just be happy that this isn't nearly the weirdest video on TH-cam.
RusticGiraffe42 True
RusticGiraffe42 ...why did I watch the whole thing? 😂
Did anyone notice the lid was coming off slightly
Daniel Atkinson I know it was bugging me a bit tbh
yes
why do you have a profile picture of jackthesepticeye
Rocco Rittenbach cause he can?
me
Daniel Atkinson yeah, I did
"i feel horny" Markiplier 2016. You do realize that mark+mayo fanart is going to happen right?
also, ITS A TWIST OFF LID! why the crap are you tapping it??!
I'd tap that.
+Ermahnerd Ba Dumm Tssssss *throws tomato* jk
oooooo lampy is going to be sooo jealous.
I'll have to make some when I come back from vacation... oh...the diiiirrrtttyyy thoughts....
9:59
Four years later and it seems like Jack accepted his invitation.
Jack: It haunts me to this day!
did i miss out on something
I feel like this Mayo turned Mark on a little too much,
Steven Bomb Is that a picture of Garnet?If so it's beautiful!!!Steven universe is AWESOME!!!
It indeed is! I love Steven Universe and Pearl and Garnet are my favourite gems! Garnet is best mom tho ;) Garnet best future mom, Pearl best bird mom, Amethyst best cool mom, Peridot best dorito mom, and Lapis is just.....Lapis XD And its amazing to find someone else who loves SU and Markimoo!
Steven Bomb Yay!!!Same!!!My favorite gem is Pearl but I love garnet 2nd!!!Steven universe is the bomb!!!!!!! steven.universe.is.awesome.!!!!
ari berrypoo I agree and I LOVE PEARL! i used to think she's too salty, but she isn't anymore she still be salty but not as much, have you heard about the steven bomb in January?
Steven Bomb YESS!!!I'M SOOOO EXCITED!!!!I'm gonna be soooo mad if they don't end up having pearl call mystery girl!!! I hope they have another episode about her,she deserves it!Also I agree about the pearl being salty thing..she's getting better though!
i sat here for 15 minutes and watched markiplier click a jar of mayo. I don't regret anything
Same
ditto ditto
ha
ha
ha
Ikr
Same
Same XD
when I was a young kid...I wanted to be a rockstar
* SCREAMS IN G NOTE *
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
to see a marching band
I'm sø dun with gerard way AHHHHHHH I WAS GOING TO SAY THIS OMG MCR UNITE
I'm sø dun with gerard way. IM CRAFTING
+Danny Castaldo
oh no the phandom has arrived!
* SCREAMEMES *
10:11 "this is about to be censored in ireland" i'm dead
spoons read this right when he said it
@Mook 21 why ?
Is Mayo an instrument?
Weird Fantasy no, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Weird Fantasy dear lord...best comment section ever
No, but ketchup is! LOL
kill me...
SuperLarioGaming - Süper Gaming 😂
"This is about to be censored in ireland"
Me: What is???The screen has gone all blurry
Took me a FUCKING! second to realize
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Hahaha this made my day
Apparently it's a gender
No Patrick, it's not a ... well, maybe, if you tap the jar ..
Seahorse Radish is not an instrument either
No Aden. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Caution: This may be jarring
Look out we got Koalaity control over here!
I don't know if I should laugh or cry
god job
so this what happens when mark watches porn 4:08
Caution: This mayo be jarring
"somebody call jacksepticeye, its getting hot in here"
my new faverite quote by markiplier
same
But why did he say that?
+Gothic Gaming Cuz the outfit was a potato , and Jack is Irish.
Get it now?
ColeShallSleep, I don't. If he was a Belorussian, then I would get it.
fuck septicplier neither of them are gay
When I was a young boy… My father took me into the city to see a marching band
how dare you
he said ''' hey now your an allstar get your game on go play''
He said, “Son when, you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned.”
MY CHEMICAL FUCKIN ROMANCE
As soon as we read the comments and saw this, we all flat-ironed our fringes
Mark: "it said 'when I was a young boy'"
All of the emo kids: **heads jerk up and start singing Welcome to the Black Parade**
And I was one of those kids
gacha skits same
1:30 ... My father took me into the city to see the black parade
1:42 "the grundle on that jar of mayo is not okay"
IM NOOOOOOT OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAY
The lyrics are: "My father took me into the city, to see a marching band" :)
+Brynna Evans MCR AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahhaaaaaaa. I LOVVE THE,M
and he said son when you grow up you'll be a jar of mayonnaise
FELLOW MCR TRASH YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh oh my god look at that sexy ass jar of mayo
Breana Baker yup
Oh yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).... That is one sexy ass jar of mayo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
please..... nuuuuu
Famous quotes....
"Someone call jacksepticeye its getting hot in here!"
"This is about to be censored in Ireland!"
"Sometimes I just like to wear my red bikini." "It makes me feel sad."
This WILL go down in history.
1:28: "when i was a young kid"
me: wHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOI, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHINGG BANd
Stahp
Mcr ;c
Why am I laughing so hard?!!!
Exactly what I thought 😂
N o
when a jar of mayo is sexier than you.
Nerdy Artist 😂
o damn
😄😂😂😂😂I would be jealous
When a jar of mayo is sexier than all of us.
"Is that a potato? Someone call Jacksepticeye!" TH-cam is that why you recommended me this video in 2019? But seriously that was my first thought hahahah
Best line: This about to be cencored in ireland.
"I'm not gonna make it to 10000 clicks! I'm not sticking around for that!"
...gets to 10000 clicks
XD Markiimoo logic
Determination.
+Adam “RestiveThunder8” Tittle yes XD
Why sans
I read that's as 10000 dicks....
We just watched mark click a jar of mayo and yelling for 15 minutes! I'm like laughing out loud right now.. LMAO
And talking about how the mayo is so sexy
VidhiKwazy stop liking ur own commen5
VidhiKwazy looks like we have e a new shiiiip~
And just think, he probably sat there half an hour recording everything XD
It’s getting hot in here someone call jacksepticeye
Jack three years later: you called me; what what the fuck
It was at this moment Jack found out that Mark was Mayo-sexual
Dominic Smith Fuck off fam, no one asked for your hate. They're probably referencing the "Someone call jacksepticeye" comment anyway.
Asma Riaz :3 hopefully that means that septiplier is cancelled.
Morgan ! I’ve never understood Septiplier.
@@TheTheninjagummybear I agree, I love there relationship- as FRIENDS. Nothing more. They get along and make a great duo, when it comes to comedy and just getting along well, but not as a couple. In a interview jack stated that it was weird and both him and mark hated it. It's messed up and weird the shit the septiplier fans create, not all of them are bad, as part of the ship is only shipping them as friends (I'm pretty sure)
*sean
"Someone call Jacksepticeye, it's getting hot in here" -Mark Fischbach, 2016
Gracc McDede ;-D
septiplier
Gracc McDede FUUUUUUUUUUUDGE
The 111st like!
Hunt McDede 10:00
I’m not complaining that this popped up on my recommended! I just wasn’t expecting it I haven’t seen this in so long
I'm watching a man right now literally tapping a sexy mayo, what has my life come to? 😂
Something amazing.
*A man is supporting himself because you like to watch him click on a jar of mayo...*
And I cared about this entire thing enough to comment...
What has my life come to...
That I cared to keep on typing...
+Xander Brooks its OK man
+Ninja 46151 I hope so...
No regrets!
Interracial man taps sexy mayo
_"How many times have I hit it? I have no idea."_
Mark 2016
I watched a grown man play a game about tapping a jar of Mayo, in which your reward is a bunch of sexual innuendos and puns, for 15:17.
I love my life.
In today's video, markiplier finds new "interests"
Mark: "Woah! This is about to be censored in Ireland!" LOL!!!!!
Interracial man fingers a jar of mayo 😂
SEXY interracial man. Gets more views that way.
This sounds like a Buzzfeed clickbait article
lol
Shouldn't it be Interracial man fingers jar of white cream
SillyGirlCrystal
I can't believe I just watched him tap a jar of mayo for 15 minutes and 17 seconds
Who else is here because of the Mr Massagy video 2017?
Me xddd
MaikoXSekai me lol
yep XD
MaikoXSekai ME! 😂
Meee
That elephant thing at 11:04 was what Ethan got him in unus annus
4:15 "Who has the life to do all these?!" Proceeds to finish entire game...
lol I want to see an animation of this
oh my gosh yes ;-D
omg yes
yes!!!!!
ME TO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY XD
+Norwegian nightmare on it
#givemarkiplierhisdiamondplaybutton
Yes
Please sub on my channel or at least check yout!!
+Kawaii Green? don't... There will be shit, btw not gonns even check it. I like checking channels out... Just dnt advertise
+Kawaii Green? no
#....alsopewds
Who else came back to this video after Sean’s vid
Guilty as charged.
I was disappointed that he didn't read out any of the story
"Hello everybody, my name is Mayo and welcome to My Name is Markiplier."
I really wished he would say that XD
wow.
yes.
all.
of.
the.
yes.
Kitty Box Wot is this madness?
Kitty Box Meow?
RedFoxie YT
MEOW!
"when I was a young kid..." mcr fans: *violent sobbing*
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT
It is "when I was a young boy"
but it was when I was a young boy tho
+Dragonspacelazers haha yeah
That Mayo is not OK... NEITHER AM I!
Is this game supposed to be a metaphor for a transgender Lesbian who wasn't accepted by her parents and the whole game is about her explaining that to you?
he totally doesn't know why he changed it back to the whip cream and elephant bikini.
malikai poma 😂😂😂
ha ha he dosnt know why ha
"OH! SOMEBODY CALL JACKSEPTICEYE! ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE!" ~ MARKIPLIER 2016
#Septiplier
Septiplier away!!!!
Septiplier!!
Jajajaja XD
#SEPTIPLIER AWAAAAYYYYYY!!!! :D
"Life is like a box of chocolates" empty inside?
"Someone call Jacksepticeye, it's getting hot in here"
I'M FANGURLING SO HARD I'M CRAFTING!!!!!!
I craft too when I fangurl
Protip
when you're a phan and a septiplier shipper, just same
Septiplier! AWAAAAAY~
Septiplier away!
who thinks mark is enjoying this too much
me
way to much
Well who wouldn't enjoy tapping that glass?
+CazRaX I will sub u for that comment
I think it's great. I'm having a fun time.
im worried about the human race
GitGud oo i follow someone on instagram with that name OOo
FU Lag yep
I see spider bye
Hello.
FU Lag yeah
FU Lag same...
*Somebody call jacksepticeye,this is gonna to be sensored in Ireland!*
"This is about to be censored in Ireland."
Oh. My God. Hahahahaha.
Rip Mark's mouse... or as i'd like to call it.. the Markimouse
or Mousiplier
I think that happened after hunie cam studio..
"Finger Blasting"
;)
the puns not puns please oh god no not puns
My name is Mayo. My sign is Mayo. Ya need to let it mayo. Ya need to lett it mayo.
Why is this not the top comment?
ma to the ah to the ma-a-yo
If you love me let me MAAAAYYYYOOO!!!!
+Peep Mc'Nuggets I was just about to reply that😅
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Welcome, fellow Sean-just-played-this-and-I-remembered-when-Mark-did crew members...how's your mayo?
10:13 this is about to get illegal in Ireland 😂😂😂😂
~markiplier 2016~
Black Sky Best jokes xD
Isabel Norton ..
Is it me, or is it that in every video Markiplier posts there is always a hint of Darkiplier somewhere in it...
What's Darkiplier
+V's Savior An evil version of Mark
evil mark
+V's Savior Gay/Emo Mark
where exactly in this one?
#givemarkhisdiamondplaybuttonbecausepewdshashisnow
+JoePlaysStuff yes he does check his newest video
+david karlsson has jacksepticeye gotten a diamond play button yet
+Mini box nope
DAT GAMER well i feel bad for sean i will cheer him on
how do u get diamond play buttons
"Look at that sexy ass jar of mayo!" - Mark 2016
yep im going to send him a jar of mayo in a leopard bikini with whip cream😂
and jacksepticeye a jar in a potato costume
+azure flame Please PLEASE do it😂😂😂😂
I think I'll take up the JSE one. I am great with clay.
lmbo
lol
Mark:This is about to be censored in Ireland
Jack: *Flips table*
so what did you do today? oh you know watched markiplier hit a jar of mayo with a bikini on :D
Travis Watchorn This makes it sound like he was repeatedly whipping a jar of mayo with a bikini
12:31
me:**has flashback**
*_"my arms get super veiny in moments of high stress" "oh..." "oh you know all the other places I get veiny jack"_*
me:...
...
o·o
xD! i thought of that and a couple other times he said many inuendos.
*septiplier*
What video is that from???
We have went from exploring dungeons, fighting skeletons, and discovering loot in the legend of Zelda, to clicking on a jar of mayonnaise. Gaming has de-evolved
something tells me..that someone is gonna make a fanfiction about this..or did I just give someone an idea
black star *wattpad intensifies*
I have no clue what this means?
black star
*Wattpad Fanfiction and Quotev intensifies*
(still confused....i don't use wattpad)
black star
wattpad if one of the most popular Fanfiction websites That allows anything including lemons
Because of this, I'm really sure mark would just laugh during sex and make jokes.
...well then that is interesting. O_O
😂😂
off topic but fuck I just recently got into homestuck and I never realized how many people had shit like that as their pic or name like that's a shit ton of people
"Don't forget to comment and subscribe!" -- I think that's how he put it in his response to the Roast (Markiplier Responds to Mean Comments).
wait what? that's not normal?
Hello Everybody My Name Is *Mayoplier*
game: achievement when I was a young kid
me: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY-
quick someone call jacksepticeye it's getting hot
IM
sepitler
Septiplier away
Septiplier fans died at that part... XD
Yep
"Is this a potato SOMEONE CALL jacksepticeye it's about to get hot in here" me:.... septiplier away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME
Septiplier Away !!!!!!!!
Septplier away!!!!!
Yaaass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! FUCK YES _im sorry_
9:50 did he just call jack hot...
septiplier away
Madi-Moo he didn't day that lol
Back by Jack and I almost got a nostalgia heart attack
give mark a jar of mayo and he will dress it up and... temporarily, maybe..... sleep w/ it all night...
Warning, contains very jarring nudity
I offended
Im triggered, #TagYourTriggers #Triggering #YouTriggeredMe
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Angry Slow Claps.
Sugartits //violently wwheezes
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
mark, dont play these kind of games, it reveals ur secrets! we all now know that u secretly are wearing a red bikini, and it makes you feel sad.
Your point is...
I nearly spit out my lungs when he said that cause I laughed so tough
V's Savior its dangerous to reveal a secret like that!
he also revealed that he LOVES jack
much skeptical less sentiment wow
#givemarkhisdimondplaybutton
YASS
ikr
*diamond
+Jocelyn Flores How do you get diamond play button?
10 million subcribers.
A few more collective nouns to make up for 6 crow one:
A clowder of cats
A crash of rhinos
A parliament of owls
A gaggle of geese (on the ground)
A skein of geese (while flying)
A smack of jellyfish
A charm of finches
A mob of kangaroos
A knot of toads
A trip of goats
A husk of hares
A glory of unicorns
I was just watching Jack and he was imitating Mark's laugh. Now every time I hear Mark laugh I think of Jack trying to do his laugh. XD! Did anyone else see that video on Jacks TH-cam?
Yes, OMF I DIED
jack's impression of Mark's laugh is perfect i swear xD
That laugh was Soooo PERFECT..
+Aashish Pokharel WAIT WHAT WHICH ONE
yes it was a funny video and I know what u mean Jack can actually do a good impression of his laugh though
Awesome detail how the lid slowly comes off throughout the video
Everyone reading this have a great day!!!
Thx
You know what! I will have a great day thank you very much!
Thank you :)
you to!
You're just the greatest :)
Mark went crazy on the censored mayo part XD
"This is about to be censored in Ireland." XD XD
"Is that a potato! Oh somebody scalp jacksepticeye because it's getting hot in here!" Septiplier. AWWAAAAYY.
Am I the only one who just now wants to tap a jar a mayo over and over again
No I'm just crazy ok
You really live up to your name :') (jk, please do and update me with what happens...ask what life advice it has for you)
21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances Well when I tried to tap the mayo it was giving me the silent treatment
Jk I'm not actually insane
Make jack watch the potato part 😹
That would be funny
Funtime Foxy ,that is funny😅😅😅
JACK BE LIKE
"NOT DA POTATOOOOOS
"I don't know how many achievements there are. Oh my god. Who has the life to do all these?" *proceeds to do all of them*
Thanks mark.
'When I was a young kid...'
me:.... not gonna do it....
don't do it....
NO....
WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY-
DANG IT I DID IT-
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY-
MAKE IT STOP-
tO SeE a MaRcHiNg BaND-
Saeran Choi tell me what it's from
conscious; ashleigh, are you actually going to spend 15 minutes watching mark click a jar of mayonnaise?
me; ...no?
well time to waste my life away, see you on the other side
Apocalyptic Paradise I spent 39 mins watching it twise lol I can't spell
This video has the same energy as "I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling'
It's amazing how he played this and stayed entertained for 15 minutes. Markimoo deserves a diamond play button.
You know he probably played it for 30 minutes to an hour
The moment a jar of mayonnaise wears a bikini and has more curves than you.😩
Sorry for the random comment.
i flagged it for sexy mayonaise
Issue reported:
Sexual content > Suggestive, but without nudity
Timestamp selected:
2:22
Additional details:
The mayonaise was wearing a bra... my childhood... it burns.
That Emo Mayo man... I understand you XD
ariana fleming my name is ariana and my friends last name is fleming so.yeah.:P