[927] The Strongest Padlock in the World (Seriously) - Squire Stronghold SS100CS

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  • @GNUGradyn
    @GNUGradyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5729

    "strongest padlock in the world"
    "i'd like to see a higher security option"

    • @brucehanson6280
      @brucehanson6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yes one that takes at least 3 minutes 30 at least XD

    • @jessetorres4319
      @jessetorres4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It said strongest, not safest... lol

    • @zahidshabir4038
      @zahidshabir4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      he wanted a more PICK RESISTANT lock not a stronger lock because of course it is strong most lock manufacturers dont take pick resistant in to consideration when designing locks ESPECIALLY MasterLock which is why they are shat on all the time not due due to their quality of the product but due to the quality of the locking mechanism inside

    • @phantomthiefjeff9667
      @phantomthiefjeff9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, yes oxy morons are great

    • @TrackpadProductions
      @TrackpadProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phantomthiefjeff9667 Thats..... not what an oxymoron is?

  • @boomertunes4410
    @boomertunes4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8970

    This dude really dumped all his first points into his lockpick skill.

    • @loserexe8001
      @loserexe8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      It’s nice to see Skyrim still alive after 11 years 😂

    • @alphamamba3076
      @alphamamba3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Nah, he dumped pretty much all of them into lockpicking

    • @doomshot7324
      @doomshot7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      advantage "free loot "

    • @gibby9215
      @gibby9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I always maxed out lockpicking, one of the funnest things to do in that game

    • @g3rdus12
      @g3rdus12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@loserexe8001 skyrims gonna be alive forever man

  • @mrendall90
    @mrendall90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9417

    Me, owning absolutely nothing of value: "Yeah that looks like the lock I need".

    • @Mcali1984
      @Mcali1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank you for making LOL.. literally.

    • @xConstipatedPandax
      @xConstipatedPandax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legend.

    • @benjifranks8619
      @benjifranks8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With it you could gain stuff of value just sneak around picking locks and boom you win a prize walk away with other apple stuff of value I mean hey you earned it right and they earn the knowledge of buying q better lock lmfao no I wouldn't do that but you could start a lock picking business

    • @bricks7000
      @bricks7000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @The smore emperor not necessarily, laptops and computers can be rather cheap these days, as can be phones

    • @bananabames8184
      @bananabames8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @The smore emperor A shitty phone/laptop can be as low as 100 bucks now a days

  • @l-makthedestroyer7142
    @l-makthedestroyer7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8910

    "Not sure what's holding us up here" yeah this is definitely a lock worth buying

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Read this the exact time he said that lol

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      @Blessed bro we just wanna watch some guy pick locks what is your problemmmm-

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @Blessed I *don’t* know how to do it, I like watching these things because they interest me. I already watched his video about *how* to pick locks so I already get the general idea though. Also, I’m sure there’s hundreds of videos about the tool he’s using, and even I could get and idea about what it’s doing even though I’m SUPER new to this channel. We’re here to be entertained, not to do illegal things, the worst we’d do with this info is find a way to break into our own house cause we forgot out keys, best we could do is we get kidnapped and manage to lockpick our way out. There are reasons that aren’t illegal that we might need these skills for.

    • @dougr8646
      @dougr8646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Definitely not the same thing I have no interest in learning the skill I just think it's interesting

    • @l-makthedestroyer7142
      @l-makthedestroyer7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @Blessed you obviously didn't watch enough of his videos to learn the how and why, he goes into great detail on how picking a physical lock works, he even explains how more innovative lock designs work when they come available to the public, he did a video on RFID locks and got alot more technical than he even needed to

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56053

    A company really has to believe in their lock to actually send him one.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

      Boke Ekob That didn't mean they didn't believe in their lock, it just meant they were wrong.

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

      yeah, imagine trying to advertise their lock and ending up showing people how easy it is to be picked by LockPickingLawyer

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      DarkEternal6 Good point, can’t wait to see some company make a lock that lpl failed to pick😀

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      @@miigon9117 LPL has a video of the best locks in his collection and there are a couple of them that he cannot pick, but they were not padlocks though.

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My3dviews just discovered video #480

  • @teejation1064
    @teejation1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11205

    "Not sure what's holding us up here" could be one of the greatest compliments LPL has given to a lock.

    • @YexprilesteR
      @YexprilesteR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Like actually.

    • @kirkcrawford5091
      @kirkcrawford5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      I was gonna say. Finally a lock that gave him alittle bit of trouble lol

    • @nothingmuch1129
      @nothingmuch1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Squire really outdid themselves

    • @elavke5441
      @elavke5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kirkcrawford5091 not really

    • @kirkcrawford5091
      @kirkcrawford5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@elavke5441 hehe I did say “alittle”.

  • @J_God_Yamaxanadu
    @J_God_Yamaxanadu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32871

    Ideal for home protection, one swing of this lock will knock any intruder out cold immediately.

    • @juliojulio9469
      @juliojulio9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

      W-wait, you're using the lock wrong..

    • @iblanked2346
      @iblanked2346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

      Julio Julio no they’re using it right

    • @juliojulio9469
      @juliojulio9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      @@iblanked2346 i mean uh, I guess

    • @MrPiragon
      @MrPiragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Hollow Words cute avatar

    • @aus71383
      @aus71383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Also a great way to communicate political opinions.

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo ปีที่แล้ว +3470

    A video longer than 5 min, it must be a good buy

    • @aidenbrown7458
      @aidenbrown7458 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right you are

    • @salvadorvizcarra769
      @salvadorvizcarra769 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There is no invincible lock anywhere in the world that can resist an 8V Makita Cordless Angle Grinder, with a 3M-87450 Diamond Blade Disc.

    • @tapioca6863
      @tapioca6863 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      ​@@salvadorvizcarra769 yeah, but if you're gonna use something like that, you better hope everyone who's close enough to hear is deaf

    • @dhupee
      @dhupee ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@salvadorvizcarra769you knew how noisy angle grinder are right?

    • @louisgrissman4857
      @louisgrissman4857 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 Might as well just avoid the lock and cut through whatever its locked to, to not absolutely break your grinder of course 😉

  • @bentrod3405
    @bentrod3405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16789

    It took him almost 3 minutes to open the lock and he had to have two hooks to open it. I’d trust this lock with my life.

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

      Yeah, it's quite beefy. Usually, it only takes him around 30 seconds at most.

    • @jand.4737
      @jand.4737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

      yes, someone who is dedicated on getting in will get in. Locks like this deter opportunity crimes. "oh, the house is empty, lets get in grab something and get out." Someone who really wants to get it could take bigger tools and just not care about noise. Talking about a flex or something.

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jand.4737 Lol yeah

    • @Rrhino
      @Rrhino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      I mean, when he said strongest, I’m pretty sure he meant it couldn’t be destroyed, not lock picked. But I get where you’re coming from

    • @MrVolodus
      @MrVolodus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@jand.4737 With lock like this, it makes sense to steal lock itself :D

  • @ericanderson4801
    @ericanderson4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16932

    Coincidentally this guy has the world's largest bicycle collection.

    • @bigteddybear5962
      @bigteddybear5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @ thats lierally how they keep that chain running.

    • @Shatyann
      @Shatyann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      th-cam.com/video/SpVOTEOMRuE/w-d-xo.html his video

    • @G4besalright
      @G4besalright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eric Anderson *ghasp* back story????

    • @-_-1937
      @-_-1937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @ did you get the cherrie slurpee?

    • @linusschanreitner5825
      @linusschanreitner5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      my non-english dumbass read it as coin-cedentaly.

  • @Sleelan
    @Sleelan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7549

    This is the kind of padlock that you would pick open and steal it, leaving whatever it was guarding behind.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Underrated comment.

    • @r.b.ratieta6111
      @r.b.ratieta6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      "SON OF A BITCH!!!"
      *Wife comes running, sees door wide open*
      Wife: [GASP] "OH NO! Did they take our stuff???"
      Husband: "No! They took the padlock!! Assholes!!"

    • @TheNcube
      @TheNcube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahahahaha!

    • @TheLoxical
      @TheLoxical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That actually happened to me, Had a high security Ingersoll padlock attached to what i thought was a good chain that was keeping my kids bikes secure.
      The thiefs just came along cut through my chain took the bikes and the padlock...Ironically the padlock cost more than the kids bike !!
      The joys of living in Salford Manchester England :)

    • @andreim841
      @andreim841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheLoxical they took them for scrap iron 😉

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    Just imagine how enormous these locks are going to need to get before they finally become a Knight.

    • @johnme16
      @johnme16 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Underrated comment

    • @pizzazemle6262
      @pizzazemle6262 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't get it 😭
      Knight?

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@@pizzazemle6262it's what you become after being a squire.

    • @johnme16
      @johnme16 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@pizzazemle6262 a squire attends to a knight in medieval culture lol

    • @ExactlySandwich
      @ExactlySandwich ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@pizzazemle6262Knights stand guard at places.

  • @theenlightenedgnome9835
    @theenlightenedgnome9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    at this point, the lock is probably more durable than the container it's holding shut

    • @spearspearspear
      @spearspearspear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Imagine even running into this thing in your everyday life. You’d HAVE to know whatever it’s locking up.

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It'd be easier to just cut into the container or break open the handle with a lock this strong

    • @cablenowadays6586
      @cablenowadays6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Azka '02 My buddy who is actively serving in baghdad says they have locks just like this on some of their vehicles and storage containers. I guess that’s their main buyer and user

    • @cristic767
      @cristic767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I have an Abus bike lock. chrome-molibden alloy (more than 2kg in weight). When I lock my bike I always think that a thief will better cut the pole instead of the lock.

    • @gabrielflorea8124
      @gabrielflorea8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cristic767 you must have a very expensive bike

  • @1sg.Airhead
    @1sg.Airhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8305

    That took him a full three minutes to pick. That is the greatest lock in the world.

    • @AJR-zg2py
      @AJR-zg2py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      Three minutes for someone at his skill level. I don't see an amateur getting through this lock.

    • @daframp2753
      @daframp2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      @@AJR-zg2py that’s why he said it’s the best lock, because he knows how good of a lock pick lpl is

    • @mariuskaesser
      @mariuskaesser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      also in Ideal conditions I would love to see him pick a lock like this lying on his back while it is strapped to something and he can't move it

    • @flowrebaz6189
      @flowrebaz6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I was thinking the same. It’s the longest I’ve seen him take on a lock.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Also when he flipped it over for the second pick. Reversing the keyway directions is a nice idea by the manufacturer because you're going to have to pick at least one in a hand position you haven't practiced.
      I wonder why they didn't use a janky keyway shape like the ones LPL said he had trouble with.

  • @billkill37
    @billkill37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6625

    "We made it, boss! We have, finally, built a lock that can withstand forces equivalent to those in nuclear fission!"
    *nice click on 3, 4 is binding*

    • @Player-257
      @Player-257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      "Another click at five... And it's opened"

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      As I read this comment he said that, quite spooky lol.

    • @mukiex4413
      @mukiex4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of locks can withstand nuclear fission, 'cept for the electric ones. Now a *BLAST* is a different story.

    • @paquitotm4878
      @paquitotm4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think the objective of some companies is to create a lock that LPL cannot pick, that would be the best lock in the world.

    • @beniaminpalgan2501
      @beniaminpalgan2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *fussion

  • @bruceli9094
    @bruceli9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5758

    If lock picking lawyer is this good, imagine a lock picking judge.

    • @BowgFrowg
      @BowgFrowg ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Lock picking judicial branch

    • @spezkko
      @spezkko ปีที่แล้ว +198

      lock picking prosecutor

    • @spezkko
      @spezkko ปีที่แล้ว +147

      lock picking defendant

    • @spezkko
      @spezkko ปีที่แล้ว +146

      lock picking witness

    • @bubblegumblood8995
      @bubblegumblood8995 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      lock picking lock

  • @UpsetCuzzy
    @UpsetCuzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5496

    PadLock: “life is good”
    LockPicklawyer: “let’s get some tension in here”

    • @anthonyring7271
      @anthonyring7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      next word from the padlock is WHY LORD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS

    • @scumbagm2995
      @scumbagm2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @CanadaSlasherX
      @CanadaSlasherX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw this comment right when he said that

    • @shaneunderhill6811
      @shaneunderhill6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it goes like this
      Best padlock in the world: life is good
      Lockpicklawyer:lets get some tension in there
      Best lock in the world: oh shit I'm gonna be the worst lock in history

    • @graphicdesign5575
      @graphicdesign5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally some Intelligent joke

  • @cambrorasterepicgaming2671
    @cambrorasterepicgaming2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11684

    Me in the beginning: "Wow that's a big lock"
    Me a few seconds later: "Wow that's a big lock"
    Me a few seconds after that: "Wow that's a big lock"

    • @oqf17pdr
      @oqf17pdr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Should be like this (I think)
      Me: Wow that's a big lock
      LPL: * shows bigger lock *
      LPL again: * even bigger lock *
      Also LPL again: * even more bigger lock *

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Comically large lock

    • @cambrorasterepicgaming2671
      @cambrorasterepicgaming2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@taiteraide "Ay can i get some secured valuables" "Only a lockful"

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@cambrorasterepicgaming2671 *pulls out comically large lockpick*

    • @nahfam1596
      @nahfam1596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow that’s a big co- I mean lock

  • @TOAOM123
    @TOAOM123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    When destroying the door is literally less of a hassle

    • @brucedelaney4637
      @brucedelaney4637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      🤣🤣🤣🤣well put!

    • @awarepillow1180
      @awarepillow1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This would probably go on a metal door

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@awarepillow1180 yeah destroying the door would be less of an hassle

    • @awarepillow1180
      @awarepillow1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Breadlootgoblin I think cutting through 2-4 inches of steel would take more than 3 minutes

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@awarepillow1180 who said anything about cutting, explosions solve anything

  • @DAS-Videos
    @DAS-Videos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    When a thief encounters that lock, he is after the lock and not what it is locking.

    • @dabestgrimmreaper4
      @dabestgrimmreaper4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *picks lock and runs off with it...
      *next joe schmoe steals contents and runs off with them...

    • @resiakanam8502
      @resiakanam8502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      made me smirk

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I can't help but imagine them cutting the door the lock's on instead of the lock.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64861

    It's all fun and games until you hear "Click out of 1... nothing on 2..." at 4:00 a.m. outside your bedroom window

    • @moonflowww
      @moonflowww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      3 LIKES AND NO REPLIES OMG

    • @ROMAN-nk4uf
      @ROMAN-nk4uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Oh hey, your here too.

    • @MubashirAR
      @MubashirAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      youre alive

    • @user-bu9xh4sg6v
      @user-bu9xh4sg6v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Youre slowly dying...

    • @memengineer5714
      @memengineer5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sup Justin

  • @ThatTravGuy
    @ThatTravGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12550

    I wonder how this man feels knowing he has almost unrestricted access to every door he sees.

    • @AbeC301
      @AbeC301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 no , no I haven’t heard of them

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@AbeC301 really? Because he talks about that in literally this video at 1:46.

    • @andrejspetersons8500
      @andrejspetersons8500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 Everything can be bypassed with an autogenous cutting tool in under 20 seconds, if not counting the tool setup time.

    • @granddaddylurch9178
      @granddaddylurch9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 what is exactly nonsense about his comment. You come off as pretentious and rude. Any one with bulldozer has unrestricted access as well but that's not what he was referring to.

    • @radioactive8012
      @radioactive8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      WHAT ABOUT DOORS WITH A KEYPAD LOCK

  • @Mikemk_
    @Mikemk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    Video starts: that's a big lock.
    Moment later: Oh, that's a BIG lock.
    One minute mark: Ah, and now we see the *BIG* lock.

    • @nowlun
      @nowlun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao fr i laughed out loud i was so dead

    • @Mikemk_
      @Mikemk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Nyc Jeff Like the entire locker, lock & all?

    • @scottlazar9147
      @scottlazar9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/WPL1vf87dWY/w-d-xo.html

    • @jeffstanley4593
      @jeffstanley4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crocodile Dundee says, "that's not a lock", this is!

    • @TheJoku1604
      @TheJoku1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At the end: WOAH, Thats a BIG COCK

  • @johngerken4263
    @johngerken4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    You know, if Squire simply made the lock cylinders spring-loaded so that they automatically relocked themselves when you remove the key, it would completely defeat his picking approach as the first cylinder would relock the moment he removes the tension on it.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Well all that would mean is you require a friend to pick this, to hold tension on the first core as you go about the second.

    • @JIKwood
      @JIKwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      @@gray007nl yes. But that 1 makes picking harder because there's now someone in the way and 2 makes them easier to spot.

    • @Mrwhomeyou
      @Mrwhomeyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      just tape the tension wrench down and use another wrench

    • @capnplaidbeard
      @capnplaidbeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I was thinking the same thing. It still doesn’t keep someone from picking it entirely, but it would up the difficulty even further. I actually assumed that’s why it had two cores at first, until I saw him release the first one without a hitch.

    • @sped6954
      @sped6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm not very knowledgeable about lock construction or picking them, but I was thinking that very thing... As soon as he releases the tension on the first one to start on the second one, all those pins were going to fall back into place and he'd have to go right back to the beginning.
      -OR-
      It also ran through my mind that he had just picked the wrong one, and even after opening the second one, the first one would relock itself because he did them in the wrong order. Then there was also that possibility that because he had opened them in the wrong order, that even though the second one was open, it still wouldn't unlock because he had to START with both locks locked at the same time.

  • @shantanubayaskar
    @shantanubayaskar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4803

    Me: I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about
    Also Me: Yeah those pins look great

    • @nickstiltson1180
      @nickstiltson1180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      shantanu bayaskar 😂😂😂😭 am dead, so me 😂

    • @frederickstuart7495
      @frederickstuart7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @MeticulousTechTV
      @MeticulousTechTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha! Omg so funny 😂

    • @kitkakitteh
      @kitkakitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me: I can totally do that, he's such a great 'explainer!!'
      Also me: nothing on 1, 2 is springy, 3 is a unicorn, can't find 4, 5 is whiskey tango foxtrot. I don't think I got this.

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's still fascinating.
      I'm totally lost, but I can't get enough of LPL and Bosnian Bill.

  • @bloodrune329
    @bloodrune329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5498

    “This is the greatest lock ever”
    *absolutely dismantles the entire lock*
    I’d like to see a higher security option

    • @rebull8262
      @rebull8262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Do you want a safe eye scan lock?

    • @camiiscool6662
      @camiiscool6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      ReBull I want a lock that shoots anyone that comes near then I would stay in my house

    • @thefisherman0074
      @thefisherman0074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The kirbmaster a shotgun.

    • @RIPToot
      @RIPToot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rebull8262 Wtf is the point in buying the 10lb version when he can break into it ag the same speed as the 5lb one?

    • @312frenchfry
      @312frenchfry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@RIPToot for regular people like you and me we see this lock and we see him pick it in a couple of minutes and he's in perfect conditions now imagine you're someone who's trying to sneak around in the dark and you have external noises from wherever you are affecting your senses you are cautious and you have to do this fast chances are whatever you're trying to break into has thought about that and there are multiple of these locks on whatever you're trying to steal

  • @davenportpienta419
    @davenportpienta419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

    Everyone gangster till you hear him whisper, “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,” outside your door.

    • @harpsarp66
      @harpsarp66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Devyn Pienta little click out of 2, 3 is binding...

    • @__________________6611
      @__________________6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@harpsarp66 and done

    • @johnfromafar
      @johnfromafar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That made me chuckle

    • @bielvilacat862
      @bielvilacat862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You made my day

    • @Zulfburht
      @Zulfburht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      __________________ and that is how you get into your house after forgetting your keys.

  • @Blaedin1337
    @Blaedin1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    The question is not "can he pick it"
    Its how long does it take him to pick it.

    • @pauladrianordovas7447
      @pauladrianordovas7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly

    • @KuntaKinteToby
      @KuntaKinteToby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Unpickable isn't really possible, the goal should be to make it take so long that someone notices what's going on. I think Squire has hit that mark with this lock. This would take twice as long in the field (because you'd have to pick with the lock upside down, from underneath it). I'm quite sure someone would notice after 10 minutes

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      New Lock Strength Rating:
      LPLT2P# = Time in seconds for the LPL to pick the lock :-)

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless it's a Bowley mechanism.

    • @RevanReborn3950BBY
      @RevanReborn3950BBY ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DinnerForkTonguethose things are absolute units when it comes to locking mechanism

  • @thelolim___ster
    @thelolim___ster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    He missed an opportunity to say "They sent me the keys, won't be needing them."

    • @pacient555
      @pacient555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seňa Šalin they shouldnt send him the keys, to see if he can unlock it

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@pacient555 I'm assuming they wanted him to keep the lock, a lock without keys means he can only use it for picking

    • @ferry6700
      @ferry6700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If they don't send the keys, how he know that locks is real?

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sip_Dhit that's what he uses most locks for

  • @philipkoch7570
    @philipkoch7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9186

    This man is playing an RPG put all his stats into lockpicking had some points left and put them into charisma

    • @theshreddedone8322
      @theshreddedone8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      He put it into intimidation.

    • @SanGhanor
      @SanGhanor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@theshreddedone8322 char is a stat, intimidation is a proeficiency

    • @theshreddedone8322
      @theshreddedone8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@SanGhanor Yeah I realized it like 20 mins late.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lockpicking 100, speech 69

    • @MarsJenkar
      @MarsJenkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@theshreddedone8322 So his major stats are dexterity and charisma. Sounds about right.

  • @janschropfer439
    @janschropfer439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2674

    "This lock withstand metal saw, bullets, plasma lasers"
    This guy: "let me get my little hook for 5$"

    • @TheMegaOne1000
      @TheMegaOne1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      99.99% of robbers would run away screaming if they were shown this lock.

    • @tearex7023
      @tearex7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheMegaOne1000 Or cut it in 40 seconds with a 1mm slitting disk.

    • @quadmeister
      @quadmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tearex i think les if you have a good one haha.. they are saying 10 minutes lets see about that

    • @thelastword4616
      @thelastword4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You would have to cut it twice. Don’t forget that. Limited space makes it a lot harder also. Remember, cutting while it’s not on anything doesn’t count. You’d be better off cutting what the lock is attached to rather than the lock itself in most situations.

    • @regisps4989
      @regisps4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheMegaOne1000 this is more like a front, and if there's something important that needs this lock, then lock isn't the only thing protecting it from the inside. I don't believe robbers are the issue but terrorists.

  • @ToolforOffice
    @ToolforOffice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    The guys at squire are like "let's see how big we can keep making them and keep sending them to lockpicklawyer" lol, eventually you'll need a warehouse and climbing gear

    • @jasongreek2342
      @jasongreek2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A lock big enough that you don't even need to lock it. Just sit it in the way with a forklift.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasongreek2342commonly known as an i-beam

    • @Shaddow798
      @Shaddow798 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@jasongreek2342it would get to the point where a metre thick reinforced concrete wall would be the weakest link

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can still be picked by a wave rake.

    • @chrisb4131
      @chrisb4131 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This got a legit chuckle out of me.

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5320

    "Resists an angle grinder for over 10 minutes"
    "Meh"
    "And Lockpicking Lawyer for over 10 seconds"
    "Now THAT'S a lock"

    • @robgoodsight6216
      @robgoodsight6216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Astonishing!
      Normally it goes like that:
      "Here we have a new pad lock with 1 million possible combination....wait...here we go, open!

    • @Unnaymed
      @Unnaymed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Lockpincking is always a fucking hole of security :/
      Why buying a lock if it's so easy to lockpick?

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@Unnaymed because lockpicking is an acquired skill that requires constant oractice and specialized tools. Only the simplest locks can be bypassed with improvised tools.

    • @Jgreen349
      @Jgreen349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@Unnaymed it's not usually very easy to pick, if easy at all. LPL is incredibly skilled.

    • @Unnaymed
      @Unnaymed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jgreen349 i agree, but if it win in less than one or two minuts, many stealer in the world can do this. Even if they take 5 or 10 minuts or more, so it's not secure at all :/
      I'm starting picklock only for saying that's very easy and a HUGE security hole.

  • @ChaoPow
    @ChaoPow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6093

    Any lock that gives him a little bit of delay is a lock worth purchasing.

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Seriously if it takes him 3-4 minutes it did it’s job.
      The good thing about that lock is you need some serious equipment to brute force it.

    • @vayalond7203
      @vayalond7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@FormerGovernmentHuman But the problem of this kind of locks, hard to lockpick and even harder to brute force is thieves will seach others weakpoint on the crate/door, but if this lock is the weakest point.... Well you're safe

    • @utswriter
      @utswriter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@vayalond7203 look if they need to start destroying things when they trying to get my stuff that just means the lock works. Cause they've abandoned stealth completely and are fully in on just bruting it

    • @Echo3-1
      @Echo3-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@vayalond7203 my cousin was a breacher and learned that with enough determination, nothing will stay locked forever. The thing is the amount of effort required on the intruder. Locks are for honest people and to buy you time

    • @mrhdebater1607
      @mrhdebater1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@FormerGovernmentHuman He said any good lockbreaker can unlock it, so it's not actually that good a lock other than that it's heavy and well built.

  • @erisdeimos9682
    @erisdeimos9682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3563

    You know a company is confident in their lock when they voluntarily send it to LPL

    • @ConnorSmith-lh7uw
      @ConnorSmith-lh7uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      SERIOUSLY!!

    • @russellhltn1396
      @russellhltn1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      It saves them money in penetration testing.

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He still broke it at 5 minutes

    • @majan6267
      @majan6267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@BuzzinVideography yeah, which is an quite excellent time

    • @TheLaptopLagger
      @TheLaptopLagger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@BuzzinVideography yesh HE did. Which means that most skilled lockpickers need 10

  • @persikbasin7049
    @persikbasin7049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    The problem is that the thing the lock is locked on is weaker than the lock.

    • @EnclavegovtofficialUSA
      @EnclavegovtofficialUSA ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@InfamousMaxthe lock: pulls up a colt 1911

    • @r.t.h.-R1ghtTh3Han9
      @r.t.h.-R1ghtTh3Han9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Most theifes smash locks.. not pick them

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think this is for concrete doors

    • @gladoseon4117
      @gladoseon4117 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@r.t.h.-R1ghtTh3Han9yeah, I think that’s the point of this one

    • @LettuceGayming
      @LettuceGayming ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⁠@mewmew8932 still, it would prob be easier to break thru the concrete then this menace

  • @Fish_Sticks
    @Fish_Sticks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    "ay can I pick a lock"
    "yeah but only one lock"
    *pulls out comically large lock*

    • @mylastaccountgotbanned2393
      @mylastaccountgotbanned2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      fuck you

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 bruh

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      You see, the joke is funny because person one wants to pick a lock, the second person does not want person one to pick all his locks, so person one chooses the largest lock possible to lockpick. Funniest shit I've ever read

    • @csmithfishing4380
      @csmithfishing4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      only a lockfull

    • @rollable5949
      @rollable5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mylastaccount gotbanned fuck you

  • @weskingtime6087
    @weskingtime6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    *lpl goes to maximum security prison*
    Also LpL 2 minutes later: "little click out of 3.."

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      _4 is binding..._

    • @WockyBalboa333
      @WockyBalboa333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Let me get something a little deeper *pulls out shank*

    • @ciscolopez2801
      @ciscolopez2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Best comment I've seen so far

    • @joelancon7231
      @joelancon7231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Except he wouldn't go to prison hes a lawyer😂😂😂

    • @Cyonai
      @Cyonai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@joelancon7231 lawyers can still go to prison.

  • @sword1066
    @sword1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and today i'll be showing how easy it is to get into Fort Knox, alright so all we need it a paper clip"
    *2 minutes later*
    "alright guys thats all i have for today..."

    • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
      @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      "i'd like to see a higher security option, tho."

    • @MaestroAlvis
      @MaestroAlvis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      We're going to leave the gold because the shame will cost them billions

    • @TJNightTrain
      @TJNightTrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT YOU ASSHOLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @peakaboopikachu
      @peakaboopikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@TJNightTrain are you ok?

    • @TJNightTrain
      @TJNightTrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peakaboopikachu shut your fucking face you idiot.

  • @Nord..
    @Nord.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    him: "you would probably need a very experienced picker to open these reliably"
    2 seconds later : "i would like to see a higher securtiy option..."
    mans just can't get enough of locks bro

  • @PuckNutty
    @PuckNutty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3547

    This lock costs over $500 US dollars, by the way.

    • @tales9476
      @tales9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      Considering it can take multiple 50-cal rounds, and takes a massively-skilled lockpicking expert to bypass... I'd say that's $500 well spent.

    • @frankgreco3505
      @frankgreco3505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's kinda low for this

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I want one! I don't know what the Hell I'd use it on, but I want one!

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@r0bw00d a lock for your squire locks

    • @I_Am_Very_Scary
      @I_Am_Very_Scary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@frankgreco3505 honestly I think you're right.

  • @adrianhughes4482
    @adrianhughes4482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7082

    LPL: "It would take a very experienced picker to open this lock reliably
    Lock: *Sweats nervously*

  • @HandFromCoffin
    @HandFromCoffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    I'm sure that lock costs so much I would need to lock it away to prevent it from being stolen

    • @francoischarbonneau9447
      @francoischarbonneau9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lolol!

    • @lesleyng5401
      @lesleyng5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The office reference

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So you get an even bigger lock and use it to lock this one to whatever you are using it to lock.

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Har Saheb Singh no, after the second lock you just hire a squad of armed guards to watch over it.

    • @cowboy_levi6283
      @cowboy_levi6283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Har Saheb Singh lockseption

  • @DcRhythm
    @DcRhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    At some point they will create locks, so hard to pick, that it would actually be easier to just remove the door completely to get in

    • @ashlyy1341
      @ashlyy1341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      that's already the case - the illusion of security provided by decent quality locks makes for situations where people don't consider things like hinges, the material of the door/box/whatever, or alternate accesses (eg a window). locks deter the opportunist. good locks increase risk for the determined (more time = higher change of being caught). but security is only as good as its weakest point.
      full on removing a door would be a power play, if a bad idea (noise, effort etc.)

    • @DcRhythm
      @DcRhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashlyy1341 chance*

    • @ss67camaronut
      @ss67camaronut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Local gunship and several garages toolboxes were robbed back in the 80s with method of a pickup backing through block wall or garage doors. That method was almost as quick as the LPL! :-)

    • @DcRhythm
      @DcRhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ss67camaronut Almost as quick 😂😂

    • @ss67camaronut
      @ss67camaronut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gunshop

  • @ТомасАндерсон-в1е
    @ТомасАндерсон-в1е 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4804

    This lock took LPL several minutes to pick. That's an advertisement if I've ever seen one.

    • @seanmal93
      @seanmal93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Happy 500 likes

    • @lucasrfma
      @lucasrfma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      wasnt it less than 2 of actual lockpicking?

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I wouldn't call "about 3 minutes", several.

    • @MrRotv
      @MrRotv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@ThisOldSkater based on the 10 seconds we usually see in others locks... It is a lot

    • @Shatteredstarful
      @Shatteredstarful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      And always remember that he is picking it in an ideal environment. Good light, able to turn and move the lock completely freely, no distractions, well maintained tools, no time limit.

  • @Tyler-xd3mp
    @Tyler-xd3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3981

    I feel like companies send him locks just to see what's wrong with their lock them fix it

    • @xPhantom_404x
      @xPhantom_404x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ye

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This would be clever

    • @shmitty6905
      @shmitty6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      It’s possible, this company sent him a lock before they ever put it on market

    • @nmercuro
      @nmercuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Except they don't ever fix any of the problems... because they're cheap.

    • @xeuzak
      @xeuzak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real though.

  • @yashrawat9409
    @yashrawat9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    The only qualification a lock could wish:
    LPL Video: Crosses 10 minutes

    • @AcousticNRG
      @AcousticNRG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Its the pinnacle of lock testing

    • @zenoshima9639
      @zenoshima9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      “Boss we did it we fucking did it! Lpl crossed 10 minutes trying to pick the lock”
      “Holy shit jimmy bring me the fucking champange right now, every one you get a aument of your salary fuck yea lets partyyyyyyyy”

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      But under 4 minutes per cylinder, if you only count locking picking time.
      I’m thinking that the only lock that would truly challenge LPL would be one with six or more cylinders that had to be unlocked in the correct sequence. Even a four cylinder lock would prove to be very time consuming.
      Four cylinders has 24 possible permutations. At 16 minutes per permutation, that could require up to 384 minutes. Eight cylinders would require up to 254 attempts that would take up to 101.6 hours. These are maximum times, because it’s possible LPL would hit the correct opening sequence before exhausting all but the last.
      Oh, and I’m totally forgetting that LPL would have to return all the cylinders to locked state before the next attempt. 😖
      To be clear, I’m not talking about alpha-numeric code breaking. I’m talking about mechanical locks that have two possible states, locked or unlocked.

    • @mreksioyt4636
      @mreksioyt4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MarcosElMalo2 well he picked them in his house, picking them in "normal" cases will be much harder

    • @player92381
      @player92381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 days not min then people cant learn

  • @connorarmstrong4437
    @connorarmstrong4437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Squire and Bowley lock companies need to collaborate, most pick resistance core LPL has seen with an indestructible body would make undoubtedly the best lock EVER.

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ABUS for the pick resistance

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@terrestrialcreature7481 Bowley>Abus

    • @victorymokoena112
      @victorymokoena112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even buck shot couldn't get through it

    • @AlastorFan5900
      @AlastorFan5900 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At that point, the only practical application would be a nuke shelter or something otherwise the lock would be stronger than the thing it was locking.

    • @cloudtaker633
      @cloudtaker633 ปีที่แล้ว

      BABUS

  • @heathc148
    @heathc148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3670

    When you try to rob a house but they have a borderline comically large padlock on every door

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      That's when they either smash the door off it's hinges or more likely, go through a window...

    • @randomelephant4476
      @randomelephant4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooligan When you have locks like these on your home, you definitely do not have a single window! :D

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@randomelephant4476 Then you either go through the door ignoring the lock (smash the door itself or break the hinges), make a new door in a wall (sledgehammer, vehicle or explosives) or (most likely) pick a different target...

    • @sarahcusack
      @sarahcusack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Yeah what exactly is the purpose of entering the house if you are driving through a wall to get in?

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sarahcusack I suppose it all depends on just how desperate you are to get to what ever is inside the house.
      If the contents are worth it, a thief WILL find a way in, even if that means ripping the wall off to do it...

  • @reese8347
    @reese8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12956

    Imagine your in the bathroom and all you hear is
    “Click out of 1...nothing on 2...”

    • @sw6188
      @sw6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Imagine my in the bathroom? I don't have an in the bathroom.

    • @rajanrao
      @rajanrao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Underrated

    • @IMCYT
      @IMCYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      *Profuse sweating*

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      *_[melodic pooping stops]_*

    • @DarkManCze
      @DarkManCze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      you're*

  • @Mini1burger
    @Mini1burger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4873

    Imagine your at home all alone,it’s night, and outside you hear someone go “1 is binding, click out of 2, click out of 3, nothing on 4...”

    • @kazukid8027
      @kazukid8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Lil Thicky you made me piss my fucking pants

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      That's when I employ America's finest home security system, a 12g shotgun.
      Lockpicker: There we go, and. We. Are. In.
      Me: And now you're out.

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@duddude321
      That's Not A Defense System; A More Efficient System Would Be A Remotely Operated Tesla Coil That Pulses Thousands Of Volts Into The Lock As Soon As The Hook Is Inserted.

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@AssistantCoreAQI That's also illegal. I remember the shotgun booby trap. Even if you aren't criminally prosecuted you can still be sued. Successfully sued at that.

    • @wouldntyouliketoknow1477
      @wouldntyouliketoknow1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You sir are classless hack.

  • @Reevin
    @Reevin ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You know what would make this lock more interesting? With the keyways so close together, if the dual keys had a gear around their shafts that nested into each other and the keyways had to be counter rotated at the same time to open. It'd mean you would need both keys together to open the lock, but a picker would have to tension both keyways and set all 12 pins to open it.

    • @TheJohnDorn
      @TheJohnDorn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would also mean you could tension both locks from a single keyway. Might involuntarily make it easier to pick.

  • @frodothedodo
    @frodothedodo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3507

    Me: *buys 2 padlocks off Amazon for £6*
    TH-cam, the next day: "Here's a dude picking a giant £400 lock in 2 minutes. Hope you feel safe :)"

    • @Kralledd
      @Kralledd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Ye, but its usually very dependent on the Situation you need the lock for, while for home usage its usually sufficient to just have any lock to either deter thieves or force them to use louder ways of entry, this giant lock would probably in highly secured, guarded areas where one vouldnt realistically stand around for minutes under pressurr working on picking the lock

    • @Sharon-fw4rv
      @Sharon-fw4rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god I just died. XD

    • @custardavenger
      @custardavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      £400. Has this got to the point where you worry that they just want to steal the lock 😂

    • @ultimasteve97
      @ultimasteve97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@custardavenger My dad told me a story about my uncle spending a whole weekend installing a very fancy and expensive car alarm/immobiliser system only for thieves to break into his car days later and steal the entire security system.

    • @ultimasteve97
      @ultimasteve97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @drew13600 that was in the late 90's, they weren't all that great back then. There were a number of tools you could use to bypass a lot of the car security systems ranging from a video recorder remote control to a potato. I used to just briefly disconnect the negative lead from the battery to bypass my immobiliser the insurance company insisted I had installed for £400 haha

  • @1nf1n1tenoob8
    @1nf1n1tenoob8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    Imagine being in jail and this guy is your cell mate

    • @FJDH11
      @FJDH11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      If he is in jail, HE WANTED TO BE THERE.

    • @PlaceholderAlex
      @PlaceholderAlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      you won't be in jail for long

    • @FJDH11
      @FJDH11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Imagine as a jail guard, as you walk by doing your rounds.. you hear someone mumbling.. click on 1, nothing on 2.. 3 is binding...

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Hey, wanna be friends?"

    • @ilostmyoreo116
      @ilostmyoreo116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I feel like lpl would go to a prison just to flex on everyone that he opened his cell in seconds

  • @0CentralMedia0
    @0CentralMedia0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7121

    This guy probably doesn’t even have a key to his house, just picks it every time

    • @kurtisb100
      @kurtisb100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Probably faster that way.

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      He could but eventually the lock would be bricked

    • @theteatwit2223
      @theteatwit2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Yeah just picking your front door just talking to the officer “oh yeah I definitely live here just I pick the lock instead of using a key

    • @MasterCommandCEO
      @MasterCommandCEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Keys to anything* the man only carries a lock pick set lmfao

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah he probably has to do it before the owner comes back

  • @keithmills9652
    @keithmills9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Squire locks started around 1740 in the small town of Willenhall in the West Midlands UK still a family run business. The town itself was the lock capital of the world with hundreds of lock smiths / makers they even have a museum of locks . The Town has lots of history from Saxon times , it has a nickname Humpshire due to the lock maker working over a bench giving them that deformed hump. Well you can find all of this with some simple searches enjoy.

    • @Purple_flower09
      @Purple_flower09 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes Squire still make all their best products in the West Midlands. They also have some cheaper stuff produced offshore.

  • @Chillgamer.
    @Chillgamer. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    2 squire videos later:
    "Im going to need to zoom out a little bit so you can see the entire lock"

    • @TheOGQuantumGamer
      @TheOGQuantumGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      4 squire videos later...
      through some new connections, this video is brought to you by a CIA surveillance satellite, as my camera can not give a well enough angle, for this new padlock, with 10 cores, that we will have to walk around.

    • @thiesenf
      @thiesenf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      75 videos later:
      "I got hold of this giant telescope to be able to shoot this video of a new object put in space by Squire..."

    • @barrytone6581
      @barrytone6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      100 videos later:
      "Yeah we're gonna have to use the Hubble Telescope in order to see the new Squire padlock on the other side of the galaxy. Got about 10,000 pickable keyholes so I'll get a click out of them"

    • @youssefhany1838
      @youssefhany1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      500 videos later :
      This new lock will lock the entire universe and keep it protect

    • @IgorDz
      @IgorDz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      10 000 videos later:
      Tired of ever expanding universe? Put it under this new lock.

  • @boi8664
    @boi8664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5382

    And then,the lockpicking lawyer pulls out a comically large lock. Funniest shit i have ever seen.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "I'm going to put a pinning tray underneath it because I think it will damage my desk ... Okay, we're going to get some tension in here..." and the lock just pops open magically. lol

    • @ComradeDoubleM
      @ComradeDoubleM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This gives the comically large rake vibe

    • @0525ohhwell
      @0525ohhwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need to expand your horizons...

    • @trashgremlin934
      @trashgremlin934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when is it going to be added to payday 2

    • @Y_N2006
      @Y_N2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ComradeDoubleM sounds like a spoonful of jokes is not enough eh?

  • @russianbacon2231
    @russianbacon2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9763

    Me: buys 9 pound lock to protect my family.
    Lpl in the dead of night : "a little click outta three."

  • @jurjenbos228
    @jurjenbos228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Two lessons I learnt:
    - The combination itself determines how hard it is to pick a lock (which means that there are way fewer combinations than advertised)
    - Tighter tolerances in a lock are more effective than fancy pins

  • @spoot3613
    @spoot3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    "there are several comparisons i could make to show how big it is"
    gold

    • @chstra45
      @chstra45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Glad I'm not the only one that caught that.
      Scrolling down, feeling like a weirdo, till I found this comment.

    • @diraltmcallister3523
      @diraltmcallister3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Kronk: Hey. Nice co-... I mean lock.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@diraltmcallister3523 "Hey, huge cock bro"
      "Thanks he's a 5 time cock fight tournament champion"

    • @destipw7030
      @destipw7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad my size is still bigger

    • @samwarrender7171
      @samwarrender7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you think he says that to all the ladies?

  • @mrtalos
    @mrtalos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    This lock is near indestructible, and needs two keys to open.
    Or a couple of minutes with lockpicking lawyer

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      If you have something worth an expert locksmith’s time, a few minutes is time you almost certainly don’t have.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pretzelbomb6105 Damn... thats a good point.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pretzelbomb6105 I don't get it

    • @TheWildSlayer
      @TheWildSlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@brownie3454 If something deserves this level of lock then it will also have other kinds of protection to keep that lock from being picked for that long.

    • @ProtoPropski
      @ProtoPropski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheWildSlayer
      Yup, like a Security Guard being an easy, and obvious thing of note.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    "A lock so big, you might as well destroy the door instead."

    • @darkryder4698
      @darkryder4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or, or. We're forgetting the *best* option here. *explosives!*

    • @incompetencelogistics8924
      @incompetencelogistics8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just grind off whatever metal it's attached to

    • @awkwardacting575
      @awkwardacting575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What door the locks so big you can't see iy

    • @Apice.
      @Apice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who are you quoting

    • @JMUDoc
      @JMUDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Apice. I was suggesting an ad line😉

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    for me, anything that ever passes 30 seconds for him to pick is unpickable by anyone else! I'm so used to seeing him do it almost instantly!

  • @Skyshatterx
    @Skyshatterx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    Imagine how frustrating is for manufacturers to watch him break latest products like it was open from the beginning....

    • @dragonvessel8412
      @dragonvessel8412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      Damjan Rankovic
      He’s an expert, a few minutes means your lock is near perfect

    • @zecodking2354
      @zecodking2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      R H I can imagine them like well we did better than the idiots at masterlock

    • @mr.m7791
      @mr.m7791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      They sent this to him I believe, so they're content

    • @Ventorath
      @Ventorath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      At the end of the day, standard lock mechanisms can only do so much. They can only really increase the time it takes someone to open it, not prevent it entirely.

    • @char7283
      @char7283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zecodking2354 lol

  • @doug6839
    @doug6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3039

    "We are here at the US Treasury Master Vault..."
    *15 seconds later*
    "...Click out of 6 and were in."

    • @SleepySeel
      @SleepySeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It took him 3 minutes. There is no such thing as an unpickable lock, it's the ones that slow down the lock picker as much as possible they steer clear of.

    • @chibbacurley62
      @chibbacurley62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SleepySeel its a joke. chill.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sleepyzzz locks that needs codes, fingerprints, or scanners

    • @SCARRIOR
      @SCARRIOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Mikey-ym6ok codes use wires to send signals, signals can be intercepted and sent to the correct address

    • @ninjapilot1062
      @ninjapilot1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mikey-ym6ok he has videos on locks with codes and fingerprints he can pick any lock

  • @damnsonyt
    @damnsonyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    "The Strongest Padlock in the World"
    LPL: "Click out of one"

    • @FJDH11
      @FJDH11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nothing on 2, 3 is binding..

    • @ilostmyoreo116
      @ilostmyoreo116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like how i was reading this during that part

    • @Lieart_
      @Lieart_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @gabewilliams380
    @gabewilliams380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    guy: "yeah I know how to pick locks"
    LPL: **pulls out comically large padlock**

  • @axelharper9100
    @axelharper9100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    "we should be safe, the largest padlock known to man holds that door between him and us closed"
    *silence*
    LPL: "little click outta seven"

    • @poonczey
      @poonczey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      "...four is binding..."

    • @SLAINDRAGON2693
      @SLAINDRAGON2693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Area 51 guards: "we've upgraded our security with the newest, highest grade locks!"
      LPL: "let's see what core they've installed, some countersinking or false sets would've made this a harder pick."

    • @josh0147
      @josh0147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      M. Maxwell and quirks

    • @ayuchanayuko
      @ayuchanayuko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hello my friends, this is fpsrussia again and today we're going to have a very good time

    • @MrAmorti
      @MrAmorti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thread won! :)

  • @JimmyB_Bikes
    @JimmyB_Bikes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Interesting bit of trivia: LPL never carries a personal set of keys.
    He can “...click out of 3, nothing on 4, click out of 5, and there we go!” faster than I can dig my keys out of my pocket!

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "Never pick a lock you're using, or that you rely on." - LPL, regarding a lock he picked once, and now can't open by any method.

    • @axelbagi100
      @axelbagi100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What if he only became a lock picker because he always lost his keys🤔

    • @chairya2
      @chairya2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Herman Cillo didnt he like twist some pins around for extra security so that if someone attempted to pick his lock the lock would never open again? I think there is a tutorial somewhere on how he did it. Is this what you are talking about?

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chairya2 There is a tutorial that the lock picking lawyer has on how to make a lock almost impossible to pick using shims and a specific type of pin for the parts of the locking mechanism.
      This however is a separate case that I speak of, Where the lock picking lawyer successfully picked a lock once, but has not been able to pick it or open it with the key since because in the process of picking it he broke it.

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro he could pick it faster than i could put the key in and get it open. Somehow I put the key in upside down and backward like 6 times before succeeding with keys....

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5190

    Out of everyone on the planet. I think this guy is the ONLY person with a real lockpick 100 skill

    • @pwnomega4562
      @pwnomega4562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      When your profile pic is ripped off of ninja, why would you even rip off that scrub.

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @@pwnomega4562 I got this commissioned as a custom piece to use for my online presence. Emphasis on CUSTOM. It's a dark figure with the color blue. I did not reference ninja at any point in my commission.
      And even if it was based off Ninja's profile picture? I fucking hate Fortnite. Who cares?

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There's that guy who's able to unlock actual bank vault door, although it took him like, 20 minutes or something
      Edit:
      th-cam.com/video/qw_4HQMS-pk/w-d-xo.html

    • @quincywoods3221
      @quincywoods3221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Obviously he has a level 100 lockpick skill, he picks master locks with ease and his picks never break 🤣

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cypherusuh okay. 2 people on the planet

  • @deplorableredneck4.02
    @deplorableredneck4.02 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I watched this 3 years ago.. still very impressed

  • @xArmorOfGod
    @xArmorOfGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3991

    At this point, my man needs to just make his own pickproof lock.

    • @biggSHNDO
      @biggSHNDO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That WOULD be pretty cool.

    • @BlahajBeholder
      @BlahajBeholder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Everyone would buy it

    • @michaeldean5787
      @michaeldean5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Yeah why doesn't a company like squire collaborate with him and design a truly unpickable lock? Would lpl even want to make an unpickable lock?

    • @TheHarleyEvans
      @TheHarleyEvans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      pick proof locks are easy, you just have to be on the inside of whatever you're locking

    • @keyboard2758
      @keyboard2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      No lock can EVER be unpickable

  • @kenGPT
    @kenGPT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13497

    That moment when you hear:
    "Nothing out of one."
    "Two is binding."
    "Nothing on three"
    "Click out of four."...
    from your back door...

    • @alejandroquesada
      @alejandroquesada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      This is the face you'd make: i.imgur.com/krVSlpJ.png 😂🤣😂

    • @jeffreycraven8154
      @jeffreycraven8154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Jerry C I used to be your way, but I have four footed greeting parties called trained guard dogs. If the dogs don't finish'em I've got a good leg breaker called a Louisville Slugger and a box of cayenne pepper to pour in their eyes; but the dogs are sergeants under my command on my property.

    • @jeffreycraven8154
      @jeffreycraven8154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Thonking Brah See my four four foot friends, they're sneaky; hurt one, someone better call the undertaker. Then when I get home I look at the dogs and say: "Now that's a stinky mess . Don't eat those guts, leave something for the coroner".

    • @reginaldjohnson4486
      @reginaldjohnson4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Jeffrey Craven wtf Jeffrey. You need help

    • @FroggyMosh
      @FroggyMosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg hE's aLlReAdy In!!

  • @GLu-tb1pb
    @GLu-tb1pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3258

    LockpickingLawyer ratings:
    0~5 seconds: poorly made
    5~30 second: somewhat fine lock
    30~60 seconds: Masterlock, professionally made
    2 minutes: strongest lock in the world
    3 minute: alien grade insanity

    • @juanbaclavab
      @juanbaclavab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Masterlocks actually take only 0.5 seconds to open

    • @declan9876
      @declan9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not accurate, masterlock is shit

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@declan9876 They obviously weren't talking about masterlock, they had masterlock in mind.

    • @Omega_9000
      @Omega_9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      5 minutes: Other worldly technology
      7-10 minutes: Door lock from the future
      15 minutes: Lock of the gate of heavens or hell
      20 minutes: The lock of the anti-life formula
      30 minutes: Clothes button of the Gods
      1 hour: Her heart

    • @eduardoarce1722
      @eduardoarce1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nintendium A grade lock

  • @JP-jm9fy
    @JP-jm9fy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think it’s a brilliant design. Seems to me that even more protection from picking could be once the first tumbler would automatically reset if the key isn’t inside to hold it in place. That way you couldn’t just pick one at a time. That thing is a behemoth though. I think I’d feel pretty secure with whatever I locked up with it.

  • @tttaaa8122
    @tttaaa8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    2:25 did he just say “I would like to see a higher security option” ?
    What more do you want? 5 keys and an armed nuclear warhead if if senses it’s being picked?

    • @B0R3D901
      @B0R3D901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

      Lock company: *Does that*
      LPL: "Click out of one, and I'm holding this new tool bosnian bill and I made to keep the nuke unarmed... and just like that I'm in"

    • @manny_i_think3507
      @manny_i_think3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@B0R3D901 says it so casually to huh

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @Ellis Dee The next lock they make is just a full slab of solid steel that you put under the door handle so you cant open it

    • @SupremoGamerXStyle
      @SupremoGamerXStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@coltonbates629 and then he still picks it

    • @fightingblind
      @fightingblind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hasn't he already picked a missile lock?

  • @calvinist_cody
    @calvinist_cody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    LPL: *Attains most secure insurance padlock not even available on the commercial market*
    Lock: *Why do I hear boss music?*

    • @RhinoBarbarian
      @RhinoBarbarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Autosaving...*
      Lock: ...Oh boy!

    • @ai00436
      @ai00436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It will be available on the commercial market, he just got it before it was released

    • @calvinist_cody
      @calvinist_cody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ピュデピ I know lol

    • @ai00436
      @ai00436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calvinist_cody oki doki

    • @mackenzierinier4956
      @mackenzierinier4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Picks both cores in under a minute. Guy with angle grinder still not through in ten minutes.

  • @nickfunnymonkey6965
    @nickfunnymonkey6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    this man sounds like a dentist when trying to pick the lock.
    "Click out of 1... nothing on 2..."

    • @nickkeyler2685
      @nickkeyler2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      nickfunnymonkey IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

    • @PhilSmith71
      @PhilSmith71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too!🤭

    • @jonahascoli917
      @jonahascoli917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!

    • @Bash_Minimal
      @Bash_Minimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nickfunnymonkey I literally just made the same comment

    • @mastersanada
      @mastersanada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’re right. And when they pause on a tooth you wonder if you’ve fucked up and gotten a cavity

  • @MrNofruitjuice
    @MrNofruitjuice ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Machinist tip for metal. If you want real drill protection they need to be made out of a material that work hardens as it's cut. Go with hastelloy c276, inconel 718 or nitronic 60. Even cobalt drills won't work. Has to be carbide. Then make those drill pins loose fit so they can move around as it's drilled. It'll chew up what they're using and make it way harder to get through. That being said, no lock can withstand a torch. Can't be stuck or locked if it's liquid.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey can you put those metal names into laymens terms pls?

  • @xaiano794
    @xaiano794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    10lb lock with 2 keys, LPL "I'd like to see a higher security option"

    • @Cheesus-Sliced
      @Cheesus-Sliced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It could be made much stronger with plug springs so you must tension both sides at the same time and more security pins, possibly side pins also and some mechanism to jam it in the event of a "successful" pick, like what LPL does to his door locks.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Make it a nine-pin core with a six-pin key and three fake pins that, when successfully picked, cause the rotation of the core to fire poison needles out around the keyway.

    • @panykfelidae9018
      @panykfelidae9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Hollow it out a little and you could probably get a small guard dog in there

    • @Cheesus-Sliced
      @Cheesus-Sliced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Sableagle on the note of fake pins, I wonder if anyones tried putting a zero set pin thats beveled and serrated so when its initially "set" you keep trying to work it up past the serrations to the true set, which you will never find
      Edit: to clarify, I mean beveled on the join between the driver and key pins, so it doesnt feel set, but only gently beveled so when pushed it feels like its binding.

    • @xaiano794
      @xaiano794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sableagle or detonate a small explosive charge.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    "You can't buy this (yet), it was send to me, directly by the manufacture"
    That's badass.

    • @ramonski3333
      @ramonski3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They had a LOT of confidence in the lock to send it to him by themselves 😂😂😂

    • @thorgrin7680
      @thorgrin7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ramonski3333 i mean it is a pretty good advertising tactic. This guy has what 3 mil subs? you pull out that monster and people are gonna want it immediately. thats 3 mil potential buyers before it even hits the shelves.

    • @roadtrippin2781
      @roadtrippin2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea and they decided not to release this model after seeing the video results of it being picked in under 2 minutes.

    • @WEENUS157
      @WEENUS157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ramonski3333 tbh squire probably sent it to him so they are able to see if it actually works. I geuss a good way to test your product.

    • @Blue-nw3li
      @Blue-nw3li 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WEENUS157 At least they try to make sure they dont put a shitty product on the shelves

  • @Agownsrs2
    @Agownsrs2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3101

    "Strongest Padlock in the world"
    *proceeds to unlock it in 3 minutes*

    • @xxfloppypillowxx
      @xxfloppypillowxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Strongest doesn't mean most lock resistant. Strong refers to how hard it is to brute force open.

    • @kyledilbert6424
      @kyledilbert6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      That is quite good time..especially considering that LPL is a master at his craft. I’d think some less experienced lock pickers would take a minute or two longer. By the way, strength in the context of locks means how hard it is to brute force your way through it, either by metal cutters or guns. Considering he said that it took 120 rounds for a smaller version to break, O’d say that’s pretty tough.

    • @helioscomis3732
      @helioscomis3732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      picked in 3minutes under no stress in an enviroment where he can control the angle and direction of the picking. Now imagine its actually secured, because of its beef its secured in a way that would limit mobility and probably has gaurds checking up on it every so often

    • @amartje0108
      @amartje0108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@helioscomis3732 6min in those conditions then..

    • @Makalon102
      @Makalon102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Angelo it just shows how horrible this physical key design with pins really is for security

  • @matthewryan647
    @matthewryan647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This somehow remids me of the indestructible door. The breach team literally destroyed the wall around the door. I feel it'd be eaasier to cut whatever the lock is attached to than the lock itself!

  • @astxrope
    @astxrope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    Imagine putting this on your school locker, everyone has one of those normal spinny combo locks while you have a freacking metal slab as a lock-

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      anyone wanting to get inside just grinds through the hinges

    • @o5-7firefox
      @o5-7firefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      And then you dare the quiet kid to try and unlock it and he starts saying "nice click on one"

    • @hectortapia4412
      @hectortapia4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Damn that actually is funny most times they would just cut the lock off but I can see there faces when they are forced to ask the student to unlock their property XD

    • @yamanmustafa7574
      @yamanmustafa7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are school locker? Go back to your school.

    • @curtisevans8698
      @curtisevans8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@hectortapia4412
      School: Open your locker.
      Me: No.
      School: Fine, we’ll cut the lock.
      Me: Ok, good luck with that. It’ll withstand a cordless angle grinder with 3 discs and a fresh battery for ten minutes.

  • @RizkhyDestatama
    @RizkhyDestatama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    When there is standard for resist angle grinder for 10 minutes, there should be a standard resist LPL for 10 minutes

    • @yamusa85
      @yamusa85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It should have so many certificates, some good looking outfit, superheavy and small at the same time, waterdustgammarayproof, and etc. so LPL looses 8 minutes just admiring it, 90 seconds picking and 30 seconds disassembling it.

    • @hussam9044
      @hussam9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      at this point just make a thick steel ring, like, it can't be even opened

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hussam9044 NileRed could pick that

    • @hussam9044
      @hussam9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ben.N i just imagine his pharoah's serpent thing just goes up to it and straight up eats it lol
      #kemist

    • @romanmir01
      @romanmir01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that is not impossible, just have a core that is 1 foot long with 1000 pins in it. Keeping the key in your pants pocket can bring up some old jokes about being happy to see you...

  • @andersnaugle4105
    @andersnaugle4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Someone at squire definitely lost a bet the moment this video was made.

    • @moussamiller4812
      @moussamiller4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@adamf663 I doubt squire expects their customers to be attacked by master lockpickers anyways. Then again it's a lock thats advertised as the strongest so yeah thats true

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rumor says that he's also in a debt that'll never be paid off!

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, but the cylinder(s) should receive the same attention as the rest of the lock. An average cylinder is fine for lockbox. It isn't fine for a bank vault.

    • @nihlify
      @nihlify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamf663 it wasn't an average cylinder

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nihlify Ok. I've watched more of lpl's videos and realize that it's at about the 90th percentile. I was fooled by how he made it look like a typical vending machine lock.

  • @tposingukiki
    @tposingukiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “Hey, can I lock this door?”
    “Yeah, but only use a padlock.”
    *The LPL then proceeds to pull out a comically large lock in response.*

  • @alexanderofrhodes9622
    @alexanderofrhodes9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    "I would like to see a higher security option"
    That's it, that's the channel

  • @mongoose621
    @mongoose621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    "It's made in the UK"
    Reminds me of the Hatton Garden safety deposit robbery in 2015.
    The crime scene photographs released by the police and used by the newspapers clearly showed a Hilti (If memory serves) core drill that the robbers used to gain entry to the vault through 0.5 meters of concrete.
    Hilti, instead of looking at this as bad publicity, used this to their advantage and advertised their high end core drills as: "as used in the Hatton Garden robbery".
    Unrelated. But I thought I'd share.

    • @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C
      @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      That's hilarious and genius from them

    • @Sac-chan
      @Sac-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lmao

    • @willkelly8108
      @willkelly8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The Mirror said it was the Hilti DD3350

    • @thebabycheez
      @thebabycheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would like but the comment is at 420 likes

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      no, no, it's genius...

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    LPL: "Squire did a great job, I don't think this can be topped"
    Squire: "Observe"

    • @someonewithsomekindofsense5860
      @someonewithsomekindofsense5860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Squire after the vid:
      You know what?
      *O N E H U N D R E D A N D F I F T Y K I L O G R A M S* commercial lock

    • @chickenlegs5061
      @chickenlegs5061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@someonewithsomekindofsense5860 a month later how about i add a little more

    • @cosmiclikesminecraft
      @cosmiclikesminecraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m sorry what

    • @almontemcclendon661
      @almontemcclendon661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chickenlegs5061 at this rate there gonna make a lock that takes him more than a couple moments to open

    • @sploob865
      @sploob865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Squire needs to make a tank round and 50bmg proof lock with bomb proofing up to 900 pound bombs

  • @accountid9681
    @accountid9681 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    a 10 minute LPL video is seriously impressive, idk if i've ever seen something like this before

  • @NicksAreOverrated
    @NicksAreOverrated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    This locks security is that most thieves couldnt keep it lifted up throughout the picking process.

    • @monkemonke9048
      @monkemonke9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think cutting the chain would be faster

    • @nathoghazi5026
      @nathoghazi5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think using it to break down the door would be faster

    • @oui3255
      @oui3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      if they drop the lock, its gonna bang on the door so hard that everyone within a mile is alerted

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@oui3255
      And if they dropped it on their foot, everyone within 3 miles is going to be alerted.

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the new contraceptive pill they’ve brought out. It weighs 3 tons and you roll it against the bedroom door.

  • @anchus3286
    @anchus3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    My guy just made a transformer organ look like a child's toy

  • @Ethan_Wheeler
    @Ethan_Wheeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Honestly, the fact that it took so long for him to pick is the best advertisement any lock making company will ever receive

  • @GlyphicEnigma
    @GlyphicEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Locksmiths at fort knox: "This lock is the most secure lock than any other! 100x more secure than the most secure lock on the market!"
    guards at fort knox: "I'll give LPL about 3 minutes and he'll have it open."

  • @AllAboutMiims
    @AllAboutMiims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I can tell how good a lock is by seeing how long LPL's episode is.

    • @MrAeroguitarguy
      @MrAeroguitarguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      'sees 2 min video' oh this is gotta be good, that lock didn't last at all.
      'sees 20 minute video' oh snap I'm buying whatever is in this one.

    • @AllAboutMiims
      @AllAboutMiims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrAeroguitarguy Exactly!

    • @danielfindley6931
      @danielfindley6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SimonWoodburyForget they steal the lock and leave whatever it was protecting 😆

    • @MrAeroguitarguy
      @MrAeroguitarguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SimonWoodburyForget sounds like it works either way

    • @ziemelbriedis
      @ziemelbriedis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he make all videos over ten mins to earn on ads

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    When the lock the more expensive than anything your protecting.

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey, a pound of protection is worth an ounce of cure

    • @PSYKIK777
      @PSYKIK777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you a english speaker or just started cuz i can’t understand

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PSYKIK777 joking dude

    • @kool_dud8547
      @kool_dud8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *you're

    • @zachgreen4182
      @zachgreen4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He meant to say "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure". At least, I think he was. Lol

  • @redyams3312
    @redyams3312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “This is the strongest lock in the world”
    Literally makes it look like child’s play

    • @MrSass-yb7dm
      @MrSass-yb7dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Compared to his other works.
      This was a struggle for him.

    • @remchaill9898
      @remchaill9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Physically strongest isn't the same as hardest to pick open. There are a few really complex ones that have taken days or weeks to figure out.

    • @randomstranger_3
      @randomstranger_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair, it’s intended to resist any sort of violent force rather than being the hardest lock to pick. It’s so resistant against armor piercing rounds that you might as well just destroy the freaking wall or the container that it’s guarding.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomstranger_3 "How the hell did we manage to break the *wall of the house* before we broke the *lock holding the door,* Private?"

  • @rankothefiremage
    @rankothefiremage หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years later, i get this video on random, and realize that the best use for a masterlock is as a measure of scale since, in the US at least we've all seen one somewhere