Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol
Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.
I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.
I was lucky enough to see his last performance i literally pissed myself i had to walk out with my jacket in the middle of my jeans. I was in front row 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I'm very grateful to have seen him a few times now. The first time, my oldest brother came over and said "I have 4 words...Billy Connolly, front row". I was about to start jumping when he added "I was hoping you could help me find a date for the show". Somehow, sadly, I just never managed to find him that date, but what a coincidence was it that I was free that night!
Billy almost killed me with this routine. Driving down the 401 with this playing on the radio. I laughed so hard I was crying, could hardly see, I couldn't breathe. I just managed to pull over to the side of the highway.
That is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard, so long, so uncontrollably that tears were streaming down my cheeks and a very concerned dog came over in a forlorn attempt to understand what sort of seizure I was experiencing.
I watched this performance on a VHS tape in a Liverpool Fire station in 1992, and have never seen a bunch of men so helpless with laughter, y'know the full "tea coming out of your nostrils" type laughter. A great memory for which I thank Billy.
I'm from Glasgow, as is this legend. Many of us, myself included, have outstanding personalities & sense of humour. As I did even before I moved to Australia. Where they DONT. AND I married a German. So I need my humour to avoid going mental.
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but it has the same effect every. The tears are running down my cheeks with laughing so much. 😂😂 Thanks Billy
You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x
@@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af
Jesus christ... Ok im not one to really bust a gut laughing but it is now after 4 am, everyone in the house is awake and our animals keep trying to climb me because they think something is seriously wrong... I was fine right up until the sound effects and I just F****** LOST IT! LMFAO
When this legend finally passes away, comedy WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The amount of tears of laughter he has made to come out of my eyes will be doubled when his comedy passes away with him.
When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂 Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances.. What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺 I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣 Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!
Nobody can describe bodily functions as good as the genius that is Billy Connolly. He's made me laugh for over 50 years and I thank him from the bottom of my heart.
I nearly died watching this, first time I'd seen the big yin on video (never got to see him live😕) I fell off the sofa and my girlfriend was panicking as I couldn't breathe Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive been a billy fan for about 20 years, i saw him live in london in 2010 with my dad, thankfully that tour was recorded, not the night we went but was about 75 - 80% the same as what i saw, im so glad i got to see him live. This show had me in stitches, my mum asked me to pause the dvd when i played it for her.
I really wanted to see him live before he got worse. Sadly I’m afraid I’ll never see him live or meet him in person. This man has gotten me through the crap hand I was dealt in life. Always put a smile on my face. For that I’m eternally grateful. There will not be another comedian like him.
I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me
I saw Billy at the Albert Hall back in the 80s , "wee brown dog " i laughed so much I thought I would crack my ribs , ladys and gentlemen I give you the best stand up comedian to ever live . Thanks Billy.
Went to see him at Sydney Opera House 83 or 84, never laughed as much. Love watching him on yt now and laughing just as much. WORLD CLASS and can never be beaten in my view 😍
Billy is a fabulous human being. To be able to give such a performance time after time . I have had the honour. Of seeing him live and he was fantastic. It's with great sadness that he no longer is well enough to perform anymore . His material that has us all crying though laughter . Is real life . Salute to a king of comedy.
I have been a HUGE fan since I was 15, Big Banana Feet the LP. 60 next year and Billy Connolly has seen me through so many tragedies with laughter. I will NEVER be able to thank him enough
All the modern-day “rules of comedy” - don’t laugh at your own jokes, don’t do toilet humour, don’t go on for too long or keep “meandering” - this guy breaks repeatedly and with glee, and it’s even better for it. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a comedy legend 👍
Without doubt the greatest comic the world has ever produced I doff my cap to you sir Billy Connolly thanks for enriching my life and making me smile even in my darkest days you a true legend
Probably the funniest, best story teller ever! Soo glad I got to see him live! (Probably about the time of this clip). Cheers Billy! Legend, Nuff said. 🙂
There’s a vast difference between a man who tells funny stories and a funny man who tells stories. Billy is definitely the latter. Absolutely hilarious.
This was on one of the first ever dvds I ever got and I remember watching it and laughing so much and so hard that I fell of my seat. I still love it as much today 20+ years later! Up until watching this I had found comedians funny, some made me laugh hysterically, but nothing like Billy. The man is the best!
In the 70s we couldn't see him on telly,we used to listen to his albums,so you would get a bunch of pals in and listen to Billys albums,with a carry out of course and bacardi in case there was any women there,l was sixteen,happy days.
I have missed you for years. My life was full of of being totally out of touch caregiving. I stumbled on to your videos in last day. I love you so much...such a gift to us all. Bless you always.
Too true ! I learned this to my cost on honeymoon to San Antonio, Ibiza in 1988. The tap water was laden with cryptosporidium. I was ill for eight days and am proud to say I have never been back to Spain since then.
We were stationed in spain and they told us dont drink the water. I did well for 6 months, then one weekend ran out of bottled water. Took an innocent drink with medicine and ended up in the hospital for over a week. This is so like what happened to me! Lol
Privileged to see him back in 1981. And what a Great Time it was! I first heard him in the mid 70s when Dad brought home one of his Records. Probably, "The Crucifixion" and "The Jobby Wheeker" and that Wee Ditty, "Last Train to Glasgow Central" on it! Still Funny as Ever! 😂😂
The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old...be grateful you spent it in the same time as this man. LEGENDARY
Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol
Well, someones gotta do it, right? Nah, just kidding, LOVE Billy!
Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.
I do yes great man
@@billb7876 it is🤣
The funniest man to walk the planet
Billy Connolly is a legend & an icon he’s had me in tears of 😂 for years I’m 😂 as I’m typing this
My biggest regret in my life is not seeing him live, i would give anything to go back in time and see him
I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.
i feel the same, although i would probably of missed most of the show crying tears of laughter . when i came out it was dark
I was lucky enough to see his last performance i literally pissed myself i had to walk out with my jacket in the middle of my jeans. I was in front row 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I'm very grateful to have seen him a few times now. The first time, my oldest brother came over and said "I have 4 words...Billy Connolly, front row". I was about to start jumping when he added "I was hoping you could help me find a date for the show". Somehow, sadly, I just never managed to find him that date, but what a coincidence was it that I was free that night!
I was at this 😁👍with my wee brother, oh and my granny was a mckenzie😁👍hope that helps 😂😂
Amazing Comedian,you can never get tired of this man,simply brilliant 😂
Billy almost killed me with this routine.
Driving down the 401 with this playing on the radio.
I laughed so hard I was crying, could hardly see, I couldn't breathe.
I just managed to pull over to the side of the highway.
ffs, its not that funny🙄
Yes it is, it's the best belly laugh I have had for a long time
Same 🤣 different freeway.
I remember it from the early nineties. Omg I thought I was going to die.
Every single time I watch this, I’m crying from laughter.
Hats off to you for being able to navigate to pull over off the 401.
That is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard, so long, so uncontrollably that tears were streaming down my cheeks and a very concerned dog came over in a forlorn attempt to understand what sort of seizure I was experiencing.
One real funny man bless you
You and your wife are so happy. You mad man😅
The exact same thing happened to me and my dog he thinks I had one of my night fits and tried to save me.
'When I came out it was dark,' is one of the most subtle but genius comedy lines of all time. The legend that is Sir William of Connolly.
Just when you can’t laugh anymore- billy hits you with ‘when i came out it was dark’ just indescribable hilarity and genius
Billy is definitely the funniest man on the planet IMHO.
I watched this performance on a VHS tape in a Liverpool Fire station in 1992, and have never seen a bunch of men so helpless with laughter, y'know the full "tea coming out of your nostrils" type laughter. A great memory for which I thank Billy.
Avoided the water and the ice cubes. The salad got me
But it's washed in water ... Of course!!!!!
@@colincampbell437 And now, in 2024, the UK's premade salads are all contaminated with dangerous bacteria!
@@Daktangle Wrong , not all of them and anyway it's mainly sandwiches made by stores.
Excellent point alot people just forget the salad etc washed with same water your trying to avoid
I'm from Glasgow, as is this legend. Many of us, myself included, have outstanding personalities & sense of humour. As I did even before I moved to Australia. Where they DONT. AND I married a German. So I need my humour to avoid going mental.
Ah now, are you suggesting Aussies don't have outstanding personalities? Surely not. Commiserations on the German though.
Are you sure you're not all just drunk?
You're humble too pal
The day I stop finding this story funny, is the day I've given up on life.
@grosstross2218 I AM humble. I appreciate everything I've got. I'm always humble. What I hate is arrogance & snobbery.
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but it has the same effect every. The tears are running down my cheeks with laughing so much. 😂😂
Thanks Billy
How on earth could he do this with a straight face? I'm in tears here
Mr. Connolly, I literally shat myself with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣
First class comedy , absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
Well Billy, it’s 5:42 am. I’m making my morning cup of tea. I just laughed so hard everyone else in the house is awake now. Thank you 🤓
You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x
@@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af
@@JohnDoe-bo5yk I have to get up early, workday or weekend. 5 Children between ages 3 and 11.
@@JohnDoe-bo5ykthat sounds like a perfect start to the day 👌🏼
Was it an amusing cup of tea?
Pure genius. Pant wettingly funny, even after half a lifetime. God bless you always Billy.
“I cannee get off the seat! Break the f****r doon! “ I have not laughed so i hard it hurt and I cried in years. Thank you, Billy
Jesus christ... Ok im not one to really bust a gut laughing but it is now after 4 am, everyone in the house is awake and our animals keep trying to climb me because they think something is seriously wrong... I was fine right up until the sound effects and I just F****** LOST IT! LMFAO
I watched this, VHS style, loads of times when it first came out. The man has made me laugh for years. Genius.
When this legend finally passes away, comedy WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The amount of tears of laughter he has made to come out of my eyes will be doubled when his comedy passes away with him.
When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂
Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances..
What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺
I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣
Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!
@@christinecatt5391 At least we have TH-cam
That's sickening, and his comedy won't pass away with him it's on DVD etc.
Nobody can describe bodily functions as good as the genius that is Billy Connolly. He's made me laugh for over 50 years and I thank him from the bottom of my heart.
The man is a legend and never fails to have me gasping for breath laughing so much at his stories. A welcome tonic to a crappy week.
Will ya open the dooooor!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Literally in tears at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He had me in stitches
It's when he says "i felt the 4th fart run behind my knee" he's hilarious. So naturally funny 💞
It's so funny because it would be your worst nightmare, it happened to my husband in singapor
The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Genius
I nearly died watching this, first time I'd seen the big yin on video (never got to see him live😕)
I fell off the sofa and my girlfriend was panicking as I couldn't breathe
Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest man ever. I'm in tears.
I'm fortunate to have seen him live. Quite simply the funniest comedian ever
It was always on my bucket list! My Dad took me when I was 15 years old, was so good seeing him in person. There will never be anyone better.
I saw him twice when he came to Adelaide; South Australia, needless to say I had “face ache” from laughing. 🤣😂🤣
You've seen every comedian who ever existed I suppose.
This and the airplane fart always leave me in tears.
I have been looking for this skit for so long, it will never not be funny
Same! It's one of my favourites :D
I grew up watching this special on VHS, could recite the whole thing even today 😂
Ive been a billy fan for about 20 years, i saw him live in london in 2010 with my dad, thankfully that tour was recorded, not the night we went but was about 75 - 80% the same as what i saw, im so glad i got to see him live. This show had me in stitches, my mum asked me to pause the dvd when i played it for her.
Comic genius. Pure and simple. Laughter is medicine and no one better to bring than Dr Billy.
I was at this show! With my wife who literally cried laughing. Her ribs ached for day's after
I really wanted to see him live before he got worse. Sadly I’m afraid I’ll never see him live or meet him in person. This man has gotten me through the crap hand I was dealt in life. Always put a smile on my face. For that I’m eternally grateful. There will not be another comedian like him.
I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me
Hope you're well 💚
Big (virtual) hugs to you, Lily. I hope that you're well.
My dad told me he sat next to Billy on the shuttle from Glasgow to London....Said it was the funniest hour of his life
@@christhomas5353 I don’t get it
you know you're doing well on stage when the audience is choking on their spit from laughter haha
Best thing I’ve heard in my life!
Try the Agnes n betty lions story. Made me cry.
My biggest regret is not seeing this legend live but thankfully I’ve got plenty of his DVDs so he still has me in tears of 😂
3:10 Notice how the camera man can't even hold back his laughter 😂 That's how good Connolly is!
Over the moon to find a previously not uploaded clip of Billy Connolly :)
Billy, you might have aged, however you will never get old. 💙 from NZ😃
That makes no sense.
@@irbennettParadox. Connolly is 82 now yet has stayed youthful.
Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴😂🤣
@Boab44 You are not the first to say this.
I suppose you've see every stand up comedian who ever existed.
I saw Billy at the Albert Hall back in the 80s , "wee brown dog " i laughed so much I thought I would crack my ribs , ladys and gentlemen I give you the best stand up comedian to ever live .
Thanks Billy.
SIR BILLY AND RIGHTLY SO
Of course you've seen every stand up who ever lived.
I don't have to , because you obviously have 😂😂😂.
Went to see him at Sydney Opera House 83 or 84, never laughed as much. Love watching him on yt now and laughing just as much. WORLD CLASS and can never be beaten in my view 😍
I haven't laughed 🤣 this hard in a long while, man this guy is a freaking Legend 💪
My tummy ache was intense watching this. I cried.
no one comes close to billy ,thx billy i just pissed meself
Every time I hear this... I end up with tears rolling down my cheeks laughing so hard.
Just the one tear.
@@irbennett Keyboard stuck...keyboards suck.
In tears as I watch this - Billy you are a gift in this Universe 😂🎉😂🎉
I had this concert on VHS, I swear I almost wore the tape out. This man is an utter genius 😂
Should try and get the wrestling sketch from the l think it was the transatlantic album,it's hilarious 😂
The man is a legend, if I’m ever feeling down I put him on absolutely hilarious. Had the pleasure of seeing him live. A genius 👌🏻
Whoever is running this channel, thank you.
It's certainly not Billy.
"It was worse!".
After all these years, this still cracks me up.
There are a number of comedians who can make me laugh……Billy makes me cry!
Tears rolling down my cheeks here🤣
Which cheeks?
Billy is a fabulous human being. To be able to give such a performance time after time . I have had the honour. Of seeing him live and he was fantastic. It's with great sadness that he no longer is well enough to perform anymore . His material that has us all crying though laughter . Is real life . Salute to a king of comedy.
World class👍😄
I felt the fourth fart running down the back of my knee 😂😂😂😂😂
When he made the noise, you're thinking uh oh
This has to be one of his funniest routines, laughed so hard I nearly passed out!
I have been a HUGE fan since I was 15, Big Banana Feet the LP. 60 next year and Billy Connolly has seen me through so many tragedies with laughter. I will NEVER be able to thank him enough
His fart noises are the best 😂😂😂😂
always loved Billy from early days and watching this after many years had me crying with laughter. Pure genius Billy.
I'm actually in tears I love Billy Connolly lots of love from your home Scotland
Still makes me cry my 😂 every time I watch this lol lowb billy he’s the best will never get anybody like him again
jesus the water was running from my eyes ! im sore with laughter 🤣🤣 brilliant
Omg. Billy's the absolute best..he never fails to have me in stitches. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I was at this gig, I travelled down from Edinburgh to see it.
Just the greatest EVER. Watched every concert on video/dvd. And few times live. LOVE YOU SIR BILLY 💝💝💝
Love You Big Yin and Keep Safe, XX Keep Safe Everyone
That is absolutely genius.... you cannot get funnier that Billy 😂
ADHD.
All the modern-day “rules of comedy” - don’t laugh at your own jokes, don’t do toilet humour, don’t go on for too long or keep “meandering” - this guy breaks repeatedly and with glee, and it’s even better for it. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a comedy legend 👍
Rules of comedy you made up.
Gratitude Billy. The medicine I needed tonight. Xxx
When I need a pick me up i always come to billy! Still best skit ever!
I also love the incontenace pants, it doesn't matter how many times I have seen it, it just cracks me up
he must-have his babies and his children laughing continually gloriously happy.
You really think he is like he is on stage with his children. Stick to the religious shite you normally post.
Without doubt the greatest comic the world has ever produced I doff my cap to you sir Billy Connolly thanks for enriching my life and making me smile even in my darkest days you a true legend
I love Billy he's an absolute Scottish Heritage Legend.
His audience with billy connolly is the best .apart from the first comic relief in 1985 from the shaftberry theater. True genius ❤❤
Billy is an absolute COMIC GENIUS.
Probably the funniest, best story teller ever! Soo glad I got to see him live! (Probably about the time of this clip). Cheers Billy! Legend, Nuff said. 🙂
Thanks for uploading my favourite Billy Connolly sketch. It always has me in tears.
Your right I play it in slow speed even funnier I nearly spilt my tea
@@darrenwilson9174 How can it be funnier in slow speed??? Therein madness lies.
There’s a vast difference between a man who tells funny stories and a funny man who tells stories. Billy is definitely the latter. Absolutely hilarious.
Absolutely. Yes so very happy to live in the same timeframe as Billy. He fills the world with laughter.😁😂🤣
This was on one of the first ever dvds I ever got and I remember watching it and laughing so much and so hard that I fell of my seat. I still love it as much today 20+ years later! Up until watching this I had found comedians funny, some made me laugh hysterically, but nothing like Billy. The man is the best!
In the 70s we couldn't see him on telly,we used to listen to his albums,so you would get a bunch of pals in and listen to Billys albums,with a carry out of course and bacardi in case there was any women there,l was sixteen,happy days.
Was crying with laughter when I first see this, funniest comedian I have ever seen
My cheeks hurt!
The Big Yin. Beautiful bit this... takes me back
I have missed you for years. My life was full of of being totally out of touch caregiving. I stumbled on to your videos in last day. I love you so much...such a gift to us all. Bless you always.
No one tells stories like Billy... GOAT
Too true !
I learned this to my cost on honeymoon to San Antonio, Ibiza in 1988.
The tap water was laden with cryptosporidium.
I was ill for eight days and am proud to say I have never been back to Spain since then.
We were stationed in spain and they told us dont drink the water. I did well for 6 months, then one weekend ran out of bottled water. Took an innocent drink with medicine and ended up in the hospital for over a week. This is so like what happened to me! Lol
I had tears from laughing so hard 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
I'm in tears! Thank you Billy! What a great way to start my day.
Privileged to see him back in 1981. And what a Great Time it was! I first heard him in the mid 70s when Dad brought home one of his Records. Probably, "The Crucifixion" and "The Jobby Wheeker" and that Wee Ditty, "Last Train to Glasgow Central" on it! Still Funny as Ever! 😂😂
I just love Billy Connelly
The best comic on the planet he has made billions of people laugh 😆 what more can he do brilliant as always
I've been lucky enough to have seen him live twice and they were the two funniest shows I have ever seen
His command of those noises is epic ❤😂
Laughing so I’m crying utter genius is Billy