Billy Connolly - Don't drink tap water in Ibiza! - Live At Hammersmith 1991
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The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old...be grateful you spent it in the same time as this man. LEGENDARY
Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol
Well, someones gotta do it, right? Nah, just kidding, LOVE Billy!
Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.
I do yes great man
@@billb7876 it is🤣
Billy almost killed me with this routine.
Driving down the 401 with this playing on the radio.
I laughed so hard I was crying, could hardly see, I couldn't breathe.
I just managed to pull over to the side of the highway.
ffs, its not that funny🙄
Yes it is, it's the best belly laugh I have had for a long time
Same 🤣 different freeway.
I remember it from the early nineties. Omg I thought I was going to die.
Every single time I watch this, I’m crying from laughter.
Hats off to you for being able to navigate to pull over off the 401.
Avoided the water and the ice cubes. The salad got me
But it's washed in water ... Of course!!!!!
@@colincampbell437 And now, in 2024, the UK's premade salads are all contaminated with dangerous bacteria!
The funniest man to walk the planet
My biggest regret in my life is not seeing him live, i would give anything to go back in time and see him
I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.
i feel the same, although i would probably of missed most of the show crying tears of laughter . when i came out it was dark
That is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard, so long, so uncontrollably that tears were streaming down my cheeks and a very concerned dog came over in a forlorn attempt to understand what sort of seizure I was experiencing.
One real funny man bless you
You and your wife are so happy. You mad man😅
The exact same thing happened to me and my dog he thinks I had one of my night fits and tried to save me.
I'm from Glasgow, as is this legend. Many of us, myself included, have outstanding personalities & sense of humour. As I did even before I moved to Australia. Where they DONT. AND I married a German. So I need my humour to avoid going mental.
Ah now, are you suggesting Aussies don't have outstanding personalities? Surely not. Commiserations on the German though.
Billy Connolly is a legend & an icon he’s had me in tears of 😂 for years I’m 😂 as I’m typing this
Well Billy, it’s 5:42 am. I’m making my morning cup of tea. I just laughed so hard everyone else in the house is awake now. Thank you 🤓
You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x
@@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af
@@JohnDoe-bo5yk I have to get up early, workday or weekend. 5 Children between ages 3 and 11.
@@JohnDoe-bo5ykthat sounds like a perfect start to the day 👌🏼
'When I came out it was dark,' is one of the most subtle but genius comedy lines of all time. The legend that is Sir William of Connolly.
Just when you can’t laugh anymore- billy hits you with ‘when i came out it was dark’ just indescribable hilarity and genius
Jesus christ... Ok im not one to really bust a gut laughing but it is now after 4 am, everyone in the house is awake and our animals keep trying to climb me because they think something is seriously wrong... I was fine right up until the sound effects and I just F****** LOST IT! LMFAO
I watched this performance on a VHS tape in a Liverpool Fire station in 1992, and have never seen a bunch of men so helpless with laughter, y'know the full "tea coming out of your nostrils" type laughter. A great memory for which I thank Billy.
Amazing Comedian,you can never get tired of this man,simply brilliant 😂
It's when he says "i felt the 4th fart run behind my knee" he's hilarious. So naturally funny 💞
It's so funny because it would be your worst nightmare, it happened to my husband in singapor
Will ya open the dooooor!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Literally in tears at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He had me in stitches
If they don’t give the Peace Nobel Price to Billy Connolly, the world is a strange place indeed.
I'm fortunate to have seen him live. Quite simply the funniest comedian ever
It was always on my bucket list! My Dad took me when I was 15 years old, was so good seeing him in person. There will never be anyone better.
I saw him twice when he came to Adelaide; South Australia, needless to say I had “face ache” from laughing. 🤣😂🤣
Billy is definitely the funniest man on the planet IMHO.
How on earth could he do this with a straight face? I'm in tears here
All the modern-day “rules of comedy” - don’t laugh at your own jokes, don’t do toilet humour, don’t go on for too long or keep “meandering” - this guy breaks repeatedly and with glee, and it’s even better for it. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a comedy legend 👍
I nearly died watching this, first time I'd seen the big yin on video (never got to see him live😕)
I fell off the sofa and my girlfriend was panicking as I couldn't breathe
Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴😂🤣
@Boab44 You are not the first to say this.
When this legend finally passes away, comedy WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The amount of tears of laughter he has made to come out of my eyes will be doubled when his comedy passes away with him.
When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂
Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances..
What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺
I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣
Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!
@@christinecatt5391 At least we have TH-cam
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but it has the same effect every. The tears are running down my cheeks with laughing so much. 😂😂
Thanks Billy
His fart noises are the best 😂😂😂😂
you know you're doing well on stage when the audience is choking on their spit from laughter haha
First class comedy , absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
Billy, you might have aged, however you will never get old. 💙 from NZ😃
“I cannee get off the seat! Break the f****r doon! “ I have not laughed so i hard it hurt and I cried in years. Thank you, Billy
Every time I hear this... I end up with tear rolling down my cheeks laughing so hard.
I felt the fourth fart running down the back of my knee 😂😂😂😂😂
When he made the noise, you're thinking uh oh
I have been looking for this skit for so long, it will never not be funny
Same! It's one of my favourites :D
The man is a legend and never fails to have me gasping for breath laughing so much at his stories. A welcome tonic to a crappy week.
I saw Billy at the Albert Hall back in the 80s , "wee brown dog " i laughed so much I thought I would crack my ribs , ladys and gentlemen I give you the best stand up comedian to ever live .
Thanks Billy.
SIR BILLY AND RIGHTLY SO
Whoever is running this channel, thank you.
Comic genius. Pure and simple. Laughter is medicine and no one better to bring than Dr Billy.
I had this concert on VHS, I swear I almost wore the tape out. This man is an utter genius 😂
I ate the ice in the drinks in Spain nearly thirty years ago, same experience. Didn't feel anything for about a day then going on a site-seeing tour I had to get off the bus pronto and rush into the nearest hotel and ask for the toilet. After losing half my body weight I went to flush the toilet which was a high cistern contraption - and there was no chain to pull. Looked around in terror for a button or lever of some sort but there was nothing. I Then started to hear voices in the room, female voices, it was the cleaners coming in to do their routine light cleaning. I felt trapped. All I could do is quickly open the door and walk right past them as fast as I could without washing my hands and run for it. I feel sorry for those poor women and what they would have to find when they went into the cubicle, I couldn't do anything and I didn't know how good their English was for me to explain my predicament. As Billy says, don't drink - or eat- the water in any form.
😆🤣😂
Same goes for Bali.
Same for Holguin, Cuba. I think it's a Spanish revenge for losing the Armada.
i took a photo of a toilet in the dominican republic , it was because that was where i spent most of my 2 week holiday!!
That single loud laugh you can hear over all the others at 2.49-2.50 is my Dad ♥️♥️♥️ what you don’t hear in this clip is him wolf whistle Billy at the end of the show and Billy stopping on the stage, identifying him and getting him to stand up and wave to everyone then asking if he knew any tunes to which my Rodney whistled his way through ‘the great escape’ and the wonderful Sir Billy conducting the audience all the way through it. I wasn’t there but every single person he ever met for the rest of his life was told the story. I miss you Rodney! 15/11/1943 - 20/3/2022
What a braw story. TY for sharing.
My condolences.
The man is a legend, if I’m ever feeling down I put him on absolutely hilarious. Had the pleasure of seeing him live. A genius 👌🏻
World class👍😄
There are a number of comedians who can make me laugh……Billy makes me cry!
Over the moon to find a previously not uploaded clip of Billy Connolly :)
My tummy ache was intense watching this. I cried.
Tears rolling down my cheeks here🤣
Which cheeks?
I really wanted to see him live before he got worse. Sadly I’m afraid I’ll never see him live or meet him in person. This man has gotten me through the crap hand I was dealt in life. Always put a smile on my face. For that I’m eternally grateful. There will not be another comedian like him.
I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me
Hope you're well 💚
Big (virtual) hugs to you, Lily. I hope that you're well.
My dad told me he sat next to Billy on the shuttle from Glasgow to London....Said it was the funniest hour of his life
@@christhomas5353 I don’t get it
I had a similar experience after having a extra hot vindaloo curry at the Gate of India restaurant in Tynemouth North East England , my bum was so hot it was like the opening credits of Bonanza 😭😭😭
I know that restaurant. 😊 I would never get a vindaloo anywhere let alone an extra (burning like the surface of the sun) hot.
@@bluefive1727 The evening I had my ring of fire experience was over 30 years ago at the end of a night out in Tynemouth ,I had only ever had mild curries and wasn't sure what to order so my brother ordered for me ,I was crying real tears while I ate it but I think the gallon of lager before helped ease the pain .
Translation:
Vinda = scorch marks
Loo = loo
I haven't been to Tynemouth since 1975. Not because of the curries, I'm on the other side of the world.
@@mofo1739 ring of fire - so accurate 😆
What is the difference between a broken heart and a vindaloo? The day after a broken heart you feel like the bottom has fallen out of your world. The day after a vindaloo you feel like the world is falling out of your bottom. 😁
That is absolutely genius.... you cannot get funnier that Billy 😂
Best thing I’ve heard in my life!
I haven't laughed 🤣 this hard in a long while, man this guy is a freaking Legend 💪
I had tears from laughing so hard 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
"It was worse!".
After all these years, this still cracks me up.
Fortunate to have seen him live.The GOAT,there will never be another like him, Legend ☘
jesus the water was running from my eyes ! im sore with laughter 🤣🤣 brilliant
The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Genius
I was at this gig, I travelled down from Edinburgh to see it.
I’ve seen you live twice Billy (from New Zealand). Next time I’ll wear a nappy because I always pee myself laughing. Hope you are doing well, know how much laughter and sunshine you have bought the world, and how loved you are ❤️❤️❤️
This guy was piss funny and so entertaining 🤣😆😂
A word of advice. Don't be drinking any drinks when watching this....
Billy is a fabulous human being. To be able to give such a performance time after time . I have had the honour. Of seeing him live and he was fantastic. It's with great sadness that he no longer is well enough to perform anymore . His material that has us all crying though laughter . Is real life . Salute to a king of comedy.
Laughed so hard and so loud, I was on the floor, hysterical, breathless, and thumping the floor with my fist... everytime I see this, I feel like I'm going to die laughing..! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lin, I know what you mean. I had tears rolling down my eyes and my stomach was in pain!
@@blai5e730 Absolutely!
Did the same 'bout an hour ago.... (was Billy on Colonoscopy, but still). Backstory: I'm 95% homebound, fairly immobile, tho still crispy in spirit. New, Younger neighbors are a bit at ease that I'm no longer too visible. I began snort, belly & bugger laughing so hard & loud that a neighbor ran up to see if I'd been hurt. (hmmm. Perhaps they thunk hardy laughing was a sign of damage?) Mind ya... t'was the same neighbor that ran Inside when I Yowled, during a Nasty, factual busted Ars fall as an electric transformer blew hard enough to shake the ground.
Must say I'd prefer my Ars & bones be busted by Connolly or Carlin. Sad bit is that a decade from now, these names will not be recalled and (Imo) the new 'crude' aren't funny. Already , just a rare few, under 50, know who Will Rogers, Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens, or W.Churchill ( one liners) were, among other notables. My adult kidlets know I'm no fan of vulgarity (so overused, its effect is watered down). They Were nobbled when, sorting thru my LPs to scarf away, they found multis of these bestest. Sorry (or maybe not) for long ramble. Felt good, tho. I felt I could hear Your laughing as I read your comment. PS - add a love note to Richard Pryor , along w/the majestic story tellin of John Prine, in the mix
A national treasure! 😂😂😂😂
This has to be one of his funniest routines, laughed so hard I nearly passed out!
3:10 Notice how the camera man can't even hold back his laughter 😂 That's how good Connolly is!
I'm actually in tears I love Billy Connolly lots of love from your home Scotland
Love You Big Yin and Keep Safe, XX Keep Safe Everyone
What a legend. I laughed so hard it hurt.
he must-have his babies and his children laughing continually gloriously happy.
I have been a HUGE fan since I was 15, Big Banana Feet the LP. 60 next year and Billy Connolly has seen me through so many tragedies with laughter. I will NEVER be able to thank him enough
I remember my dad and his pals listening to Bill y and laughing, I actually have a cassette with the story of Jesus and the cross, I put it on and I hear my dad and his friend laughter....love it
When I need a pick me up i always come to billy! Still best skit ever!
I also love the incontenace pants, it doesn't matter how many times I have seen it, it just cracks me up
Without doubt the greatest comic the world has ever produced I doff my cap to you sir Billy Connolly thanks for enriching my life and making me smile even in my darkest days you a true legend
This had me ROFL-as I have Crohn's disease I've been there myself, it's especially fun
at 2 a.m. in the dead of winter. Shake,rattle and roll.
This is my FAVORITE story of All. My second is the old lady on the bus.
That old lady's still runnin.
I don't know what I've eaten or drunk, but I've been feeling like Billy in Ibiza all day today.
TMI.
That laugh @ 2.48 gets me every time lol..
The best comic on the planet he has made billions of people laugh 😆 what more can he do brilliant as always
Thanks for uploading my favourite Billy Connolly sketch. It always has me in tears.
Your right I play it in slow speed even funnier I nearly spilt my tea
Privileged to see him back in 1981. And what a Great Time it was! I first heard him in the mid 70s when Dad brought home one of his Records. Probably, "The Crucifixion" and "The Jobby Wheeker" and that Wee Ditty, "Last Train to Glasgow Central" on it! Still Funny as Ever! 😂😂
always loved Billy from early days and watching this after many years had me crying with laughter. Pure genius Billy.
Grew up watching Billy
No other comedian comes close to being as good as him, but many have copied his material. Absolute classic sketch this. 🤣
I had the privilege of seeing Billy years ago in Edinburgh when I was a student. I've never heard anything so funny ever since.
I remember seeing this for the first time. I had to go behind the sofa. I couldn't watch it. LMAO.
Just like Doctor Who
Billy is an absolute COMIC GENIUS.
Was crying with laughter when I first see this, funniest comedian I have ever seen
I love Billy he's an absolute Scottish Heritage Legend.
Billy and George Carlin's material were grounded in realism, while Robin Williams was a master of frenzy and hyperbole. Together they form the Holy Trinity of modern standup.
I'm staggered you have left The Greatest out of your comment: Richard Pryor.
Personal experiences are the funniest material.
This and the airplane fart always leave me in tears.
Gratitude Billy. The medicine I needed tonight. Xxx
I just love Billy Connelly
This was on one of the first ever dvds I ever got and I remember watching it and laughing so much and so hard that I fell of my seat. I still love it as much today 20+ years later! Up until watching this I had found comedians funny, some made me laugh hysterically, but nothing like Billy. The man is the best!
Sweet mother of pearl, if that is not my experience exactly as described. I used up three jumbo roles that day. My distal intestinal orifice was as if someone had lit off some napalm grenade in retribution. I could not walk properly for days. When people say better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it they have never gone there !
Because of Billy Connolly I now associate the Scottish accent with (good) jokes.... or should I say funny stories. Every time I hear a Scottish accent I expect to laugh. And when it is Billy talking I am never disappointed.
Omg. Billy's the absolute best..he never fails to have me in stitches. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Laughing so I’m crying utter genius is Billy
Just the greatest EVER. Watched every concert on video/dvd. And few times live. LOVE YOU SIR BILLY 💝💝💝
Absolutely. Yes so very happy to live in the same timeframe as Billy. He fills the world with laughter.😁😂🤣
Oh God my face is hurting, I'm laughing so much. Can't see as I'm crying. Sir Billy - best comedian ever.
He looks SO much like my dad when he was younger, it's crazy
Laughed? I nearly shat myself, er, myself...