Portlandia - Kids and Grown Up Topics

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  • @gideongillis8974
    @gideongillis8974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Does he NEED to know about the Menendez brothers?”

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Very thankful that this video raises awareness about the more than 10 people who die in geysers every 100 years

    • @kewkabe
      @kewkabe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's a lot.

  • @garrett7958
    @garrett7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Permanent stains” 😂😂😂😂

  • @CT99999
    @CT99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I totally thought that upon hearing the phone needs charging, they were excited because they could use that as an example of death and the lack of permanence.

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, that was my immediate thought. I think that being ignored was the whole joke of the skit.

    • @nicholasleemarks
      @nicholasleemarks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But a phone doesn’t stay uncharged forever. And the kid’s original question was if you stay dead forever when you die

    • @loveisalexandra
      @loveisalexandra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholasleemarks our souls come back, as above so below micro is the macro. we are the gods of machines

    • @STho205
      @STho205 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pugetsoundpyratebut your perception of life, death and time may be completely illusionary...or at best it is relativistic.
      All times exist today from a relative vantage point of observation inside the physical universe of entropy. IOW Socrates walking into the tribunal exists and is current from a selected vantage point...that you don't currently occupy.
      Similarly if a wave or the curve of a road keeps you from seeing a boat or a tree...that doesn't mean it is gone.

  • @bartman898
    @bartman898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Death by geyser. Now I know why I get nervous every ten years.

  • @munobasho9
    @munobasho9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I remember asking my parents about death... and they simply said, yup, we all die eventually.

    • @TheChuchurocket
      @TheChuchurocket 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I hope you responded: WHAT? YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THE WORLD [[[KNOWING]]] THAT I WOULD DIE?

    • @georgewilliamson5667
      @georgewilliamson5667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah same. My parents were super blunt about it. Honestly it made the concept of death a lot less scary having them just be like "yeah, we're gonna die. And so are you. Everything dies eventually."

    • @trickrunner4842
      @trickrunner4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgewilliamson5667 and then it gets recycled

  • @oliviahamilton9209
    @oliviahamilton9209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I asked my mom about death and she just said I’ll have to just wait and find out

    • @finehomemadewine
      @finehomemadewine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She is a wise lady.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@finehomemadewine That's an awful thing to tell a child. Ffs

    • @georgechristiansen6785
      @georgechristiansen6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ukmedicfrcs So sad your mom never bought you a sense of humor for Christmas.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgechristiansen6785 That makes no sense at all but nice try?

    • @BlueIvysAssistant
      @BlueIvysAssistant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ukmedicfrcs It actually does if you had watched the video.

  • @GenX1979
    @GenX1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Geysers dude. So underratedly dangerous

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    lol "OJ Trial
    "

  • @rockhopper01
    @rockhopper01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They named their kid Grover. None of the stuff on that board will ever be that kid’s biggest problem.

  • @karenflores4987
    @karenflores4987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The fist time I learned about aging and death I cried my eyes off. I was 5.

    • @YogZab
      @YogZab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. 4 or 5. Remember that night....😕

  • @Kado_Tornado
    @Kado_Tornado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why is her reaction to his question about plastic surgery so funny haha

  • @indiascarlett
    @indiascarlett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So glad my parents were blunt. I can't imagine them freaking out over telling me anything.
    'so we're all going to die?'
    'yep. Here's your toast.'
    That's how it went 😂

  • @ROBYNMARKOW
    @ROBYNMARKOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How about starting w/why they named him "Grover"?

  • @Bronnybronny
    @Bronnybronny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I freaking love this show

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Grover"

  • @KrimsonKracker
    @KrimsonKracker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does he NEED to know about the Menendez brothers? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bronnybronny
    @Bronnybronny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmao my parents never hid anything from me like this. I asked, they answered. I was a perfectly happy kid 😂😂

  • @Levio100
    @Levio100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember the exact day I realized my parents would die forever and how sad that was.
    I told my parents what I realized, and they just thought I was being weird.

  • @romanhed
    @romanhed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That idea board - I love that they use the exact cards SNL uses throughout the week as they're moving sketches around. Nice touch.

  • @johnnydtractive
    @johnnydtractive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God their timing on this is spectacular. With the camera cuts, it's like His Girl Friday but in pastel with earthtone contrast.

  • @misstantrix
    @misstantrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Little boy is so cute!

  • @tommyo.3535
    @tommyo.3535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sure the guitar at 2:10 comes from the intro of "Woebegone" by The Long Lost

  • @lonewolf6662
    @lonewolf6662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the house

  • @trivialtrav
    @trivialtrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I honestly don't remember having a single serious topic conversation with my parents when growing up. I think in high school they asked if I was taking Sex Ed and once I said yes never said another word about it.
    Nowadays I've seen these extremely close families where the kid tells their parents every single thing, including their dating life and high school gossip. Has that always been a thing? It sounds extremely uncomfortable.

  • @illcuration
    @illcuration 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really need to have that geysers conversation with my kid.

  • @exert2020
    @exert2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is it that I have no recollection of anyone telling me anything when I was younger? I also don't remember my first album I bought or first kiss. It all just merges together.

    • @surfinmuso37
      @surfinmuso37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe no one actually told u verbally-u learned most from tv and osmosis like the majority of kids.

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're an MKULTRA victim. Your activation phrase is WAR.

    • @jimmyredd
      @jimmyredd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry bud, you'll get that kiss someday

  • @lyndonlives638
    @lyndonlives638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...and kill the goldfish!"...

  • @everwake2689
    @everwake2689 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My dad told me that we'll live forever, and I didn't find out it wasn't true until he died. He was always lazy when it came to these talks, though.

  • @brianruff1133
    @brianruff1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotcha!

  • @mobaby1979
    @mobaby1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Her hair looks BEST like this deeeeeeeng

  • @hoosierhiver
    @hoosierhiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What about quicksand?

    • @elmobolan4274
      @elmobolan4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went frm being petrified of quicksand, as a kid, to being petrified of falling into a sinkholes, as an adult!!!!

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah fuck...we have that rug in my kids' room. That is OVER!

  • @msmazahs
    @msmazahs ปีที่แล้ว

    "oh he's not playing football"

  • @CallsignReach
    @CallsignReach 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “How about geysers?” “Permanent stains I think is a good one.” “Assassinations? Too soon?”

  • @WaywardPondering
    @WaywardPondering 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Learned about death when I was three. I was never allowed to believe in Santa Clause yet I got my picture on Santa’s lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas for several years. My family cultivated cognitive dissonance and unspoken truths.

  • @chutedeneige3995
    @chutedeneige3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Where is this house I looked all over se ash st

  • @noediaz4726
    @noediaz4726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think the girl version of Justin long is funny as hell

  • @almondflour4785
    @almondflour4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What season is this?

  • @rustymason3860
    @rustymason3860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these two to death, but I can't see them being parents.

    • @Cactina
      @Cactina 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think they'll be so far out... that their parenting style will kinda make sense 😊

  • @HeWhoIsNamedPatrick
    @HeWhoIsNamedPatrick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Maybe we get him a goldfish? Yeah then kill it! Hahahahaha

  • @EAZYED420
    @EAZYED420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This almost seems like carrie isnt acting. Either way, shes great

  • @alexanderdrywall3043
    @alexanderdrywall3043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No son there’s everlasting life through our lord and savior Jesus Christ boy!

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John Waters has *NOTHING* to answer for

  • @marls4life
    @marls4life 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    oh man, it's so true though. I tend to Google everythinh when I have a question instead of going to a person. it's a bad habit i'm working on to stop

    • @-RedEnoz-
      @-RedEnoz- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      marls4life But at the same time when getting asked a question don't you ever think to yourself "couldn't they have just Googled that?" lol

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      marls4life Work on it a little harder, google is starting to give you answers it thinks is correct. Not what is true.

    • @sparkyvandamproductions8577
      @sparkyvandamproductions8577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i don't think it's a bad habit at all

  • @enlightenedapple
    @enlightenedapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    W A R

  • @owenjohnson7447
    @owenjohnson7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s not gonna kill…. You’re right.

  • @surfinmuso37
    @surfinmuso37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grover?

  • @jaredford8440
    @jaredford8440 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Saint Nicholas 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @tommypetraglia4688
    @tommypetraglia4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Candy, racism then boom, cancer

  • @rhythmdroid
    @rhythmdroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the world I live in here in East Hollywood. All these parents around me value the preservation of “good feelings” over literal truth and facts of the human experience.

  • @mtarkes
    @mtarkes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A 4 yr old asked what is the meaning of life and followed by why God is dead.

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how she said “here’s candy, here’s racism and HERES CANCER?” As if candy and racism are both not very serious but then cancer is

  • @leongkinwai9709
    @leongkinwai9709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Could've talked about the phone dying, dammit! D:<
    Sacrificed itself for you to get the obvious metaphor that was just laying there, cold and unheated by its internal faculties!

    • @soppoi123
      @soppoi123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So when I'm dead my parents just need to charge me back up to life? Neat!

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how they are the people we all hate....

  • @LawmanIL
    @LawmanIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grover? Really?

  • @cantina2425
    @cantina2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just be like take psychedelics when you're older and you'll find out

  • @learnzz9255
    @learnzz9255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Believe in Almighty and do good deeds,

  • @rtl6398
    @rtl6398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The harder question is how did those two jewish people have a mexican baby?

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carrie's Jewish, Fred's like Venezuelo-Germano-Korean.

  • @deathcamp1
    @deathcamp1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    modern day liberal

    • @beboppalooka9897
      @beboppalooka9897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mcboberson bob How so?

    • @finehomemadewine
      @finehomemadewine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because other political camps have worked out the answers for all philosophical questions and also children upbringing?

  • @chrischickering1959
    @chrischickering1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    W A R