This GTA 5 Heist RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2023
  • Enter the Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/
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  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople  ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Enter the Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/

  • @isaacjones6638
    @isaacjones6638 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    To answer Soup’s question at the start of the video, there was a man in Pompeii who was preserved by the explosion of Vesuvius and he was going to town, meat in hand for all to see. So people have definitely tried.

    • @ima_goose9925
      @ima_goose9925 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bro what

    • @roboturtle1429
      @roboturtle1429 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      ​@@ima_goose9925 its true. that man saw the volcano erupted and decided to have one last session before he died

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think in another video they covered this topic

    • @khakiminutiae8820
      @khakiminutiae8820 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah they already discussed about the ghost of blu balls

    • @jamie_leigh_clarence
      @jamie_leigh_clarence ปีที่แล้ว +17

      W to that dude

  • @joshuafisher7167
    @joshuafisher7167 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Me: *sits excitedly to eat my dinner and watch Blarg*
    Blarg and friends: *10 minute conversation of shit and its various accessories*

    • @GreyTrafficCone
      @GreyTrafficCone ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've learned to not eat when watching the goons

    • @tommygun605
      @tommygun605 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Factual don't eat and watch their videos I speak from experience

    • @twilightnawi1194
      @twilightnawi1194 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Y'all cowards, I always watch the goons while I eat, I'll stop in the middle of a series binge to watch these idiots while I eat.

    • @joshuafisher7167
      @joshuafisher7167 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@twilightnawi1194 I never said I stopped eating, made me hungrier in fact

  • @miclash013
    @miclash013 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Who's Skrat?" followed by "A squirrel" is somehow the funniest interaction.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Scrat*
      From Ice Age
      Little guy even got his own shorts at some time

  • @bmohr1710
    @bmohr1710 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I have never been made to want a frog so badly. That's pure salesmanship talent right there

    • @FireFlyBoy16
      @FireFlyBoy16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, I don't even really own Plushies and I kind of want to buy one badly.

    • @faremir
      @faremir ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first pitch was what got me... How it goes? Frogs before hoes?

    • @purplecowgirl8689
      @purplecowgirl8689 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want one so bad rn due to the physical sports cant wait to play football

    • @nicoleharp6585
      @nicoleharp6585 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a damn cute frog.

    • @Azyk445
      @Azyk445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im buying a green penguin with a propeller hat and the frog

  • @thatguyfromcanada1
    @thatguyfromcanada1 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:27 They are called bathroom attendants, toilet attendants, or washroom attendants

    • @Tiny_Xenomorph
      @Tiny_Xenomorph ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had to scroll down so far to find this that it would have been faster to google it

    • @droakmd780
      @droakmd780 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same@@Tiny_Xenomorph

    • @FifthChanceChangin
      @FifthChanceChangin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you

  • @MikeHuntFitzgerald
    @MikeHuntFitzgerald ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I will never get bored of watching these guys fail gta missions

  • @phantombunnie8824
    @phantombunnie8824 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    these videos hit different when you haven't slept properly in days

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope you’re able to get some sleep soon, my dude

    • @phantombunnie8824
      @phantombunnie8824 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@monroerobbins7551 aw thank fren

    • @skaterdude9740
      @skaterdude9740 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My boy having a fever dream while watching this shit

    • @phantombunnie8824
      @phantombunnie8824 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skaterdude9740 it does not help anxiety

    • @LifesBuckshee
      @LifesBuckshee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5am... it do be hittin

  • @braedenking218
    @braedenking218 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Is no one gonna talk about how blarg escaped the cops on foot

    • @Poke-ladd
      @Poke-ladd ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s just that skilled I guess

    • @dizzyrascal5015
      @dizzyrascal5015 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've done it many times in game. When you have stamina at full bars you can quite easily do it.

    • @themanhimself3
      @themanhimself3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dizzyrascal5015 Fake news. You have never done that.

    • @ChrisHuppey
      @ChrisHuppey ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its just one star. Doesnt count Liberal.

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally just walk away from the roads

  • @insoporous9978
    @insoporous9978 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Just stand outside in the rain with your asscheeks up."
    Bro, we ain't even 4 minutes in and you're hitting me with this!?

  • @veIdoratempest
    @veIdoratempest ปีที่แล้ว +32

    To answer the question, Bathroom Attendant

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aren't we all

  • @FixedKarma
    @FixedKarma ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My favorite part of the GTA videos is matt running around just being mildly chaotic, punching people and cars, just running around exploring.

    • @TheJaeko9
      @TheJaeko9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's great because he's the 1% of the population that actually explores on foot and doesn't drive everywhere. Shows me poi's that I probably would never have noticed otherwise.

  • @Xx614JayOHxX
    @Xx614JayOHxX ปีที่แล้ว +198

    0:51 Blarg: "Do you have no friends, no relationship, and no social life?"
    Me: "I have no friends, no relationship, and no social life..."
    Blarg: "Well I have the solution for you!"
    Me: "You do?!? What is it?? What solution could possibly exist that would bring some sort of happiness into my life? Please Blarg, TELL ME!!!"
    Blarg: "Buy my big fat stupid f***in frog!"
    *Swiftly pulls out credit card*
    Me: "Take all of my money now!"

    • @boom_strike7968
      @boom_strike7968 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up no one cares

    • @EricRays-gd8tu
      @EricRays-gd8tu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woah ho ho! That sure was a funny one😂😂😂

    • @slipperynodd578
      @slipperynodd578 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s almost $50 CAD

    • @Bab_9805
      @Bab_9805 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!!!

    • @SuperCitizen420
      @SuperCitizen420 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only have 5 dollars I'm too poor 😢

  • @KRAFUSE_TV
    @KRAFUSE_TV ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Only blarg could make me laugh Hysterically during an advert😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dizzyrascal5015
    @dizzyrascal5015 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I can't wait until you do the casino heist because I know for a fact you are going to choose to go in hard and fast.

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giggity

    • @akaoniryuu4564
      @akaoniryuu4564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@thunderlordabove420 giggity

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@akaoniryuu4564goo

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure they'll end up penetrating the casino hard and deep 😏

    • @riko_0
      @riko_0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      just like soup with his sister.

  • @nathanielruiz9805
    @nathanielruiz9805 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:56 Blarg has clearly never seen Cars

  • @conormorley415
    @conormorley415 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Blarg is only salesman that convinces me

  • @kermiitttt
    @kermiitttt ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i like how the first 6 minutes of the video were them talking about 'human dookie'

  • @dustcan2494
    @dustcan2494 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the advertisement id work with
    i actually thought of really getting me a frog
    10/10 advertising

  • @DatsunDriver620
    @DatsunDriver620 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:43 The last thing my Uncle said before getting tazed near a school playground

  • @JuanMartinez-gk5rb
    @JuanMartinez-gk5rb ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Blarg and friends playing GTA. Perfect combo

  • @matthewburdick742
    @matthewburdick742 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the mission you are supposed to kill all of the guards and scientists together. When they are in a group you take out silenced snipers and take them out.

  • @gordonfreeman3772
    @gordonfreeman3772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:56-Doc Hudson. Clearly Blarg never saw Cars.

  • @jimlucas0
    @jimlucas0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Entrepooneur made me laugh way more than it should've

  • @Br4ndon2749
    @Br4ndon2749 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hell yeah I love the GTA content so much makes great situations😂

  • @ryanjosef
    @ryanjosef ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I liked this video because of your ad for the frog and the frog itself . Its too bad the green material isnt glow in the dark so you catch it jack'n it in the dark and do the"slow slide" out of the room ...

  • @BigMan-ni9un
    @BigMan-ni9un ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I laugh to much, my nipples get sensitive. I had to take off my shirt.

  • @Frozenbread210
    @Frozenbread210 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let’s goooo another blarg gta vid ❤❤

  • @shadbanta14
    @shadbanta14 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Let’s go blarg. How ya doing buddy.

  • @Harrison2329
    @Harrison2329 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The bush conversation was 100% a King of the Hill ass conversation. Unless you’ve seen the show, there’s no way to describe it😂

  • @kellywilson8400
    @kellywilson8400 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best merch ad ever, I might buy a frog just because of it 😂

  • @ArcAngelRaphael101
    @ArcAngelRaphael101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thinking to myself “Ahh a new GTA video, let’s watch it while eating lunch.”
    A few seconds in: Bowels & Rhino shits.

  • @shannanlindibanana
    @shannanlindibanana ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You made a whole frog and ad just for me? I feel special now 😂🖤

  • @Tre-lew
    @Tre-lew ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder what would happen if the whole world farted at once

  • @divineyato9965
    @divineyato9965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The youtooz releases on my birthday thats pretty funny to me

  • @themasterchef9784
    @themasterchef9784 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we need more of this

  • @Booman_MuTa
    @Booman_MuTa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the best merch promo i have seen yet haha

  • @toshjones2268
    @toshjones2268 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was the most censor farts in the first 30 seconds ever

  • @John.990
    @John.990 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blarg very cute, like frog in soup

    • @getoutofherestalker2441
      @getoutofherestalker2441 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now why is a frog inside Dallas aka Soup

    • @John.990
      @John.990 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@getoutofherestalker2441 are you suprised

  • @cjtiger0
    @cjtiger0 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how blarg is just running around doing parkour for the first 6 minutes of the video

  • @schoofske
    @schoofske ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those first few minutes were great to watch while eating…😂

  • @gabrielhenson5751
    @gabrielhenson5751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's 'S' to lower a helicopter, it's 'W' to go up. on controller it's 'LT' and 'RT' respectively.

  • @Lobo0011
    @Lobo0011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alarm and reminder set for a Blarg Frog

  • @jellesidorak5200
    @jellesidorak5200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually wanted to go to sleep now but i got this notification so i guess its not time to sleep yet😅

  • @alexiswagner7967
    @alexiswagner7967 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got the notification for this video during the podcast when y'all were talking about it

  • @FaultyWristwatch
    @FaultyWristwatch ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro's got the home depot riff as a heist theme song 🔥

  • @FBI_42069
    @FBI_42069 ปีที่แล้ว

    that ad for your frog was amazing.

  • @junipyr-tb1ng
    @junipyr-tb1ng ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To uh- answer the question in the beginning from Soup, yes. Yes it is possible. Working in healthcare, you learn a thing or two you never knew possible.

  • @bonguswungus8405
    @bonguswungus8405 ปีที่แล้ว

    the frog ad at the start was fantastic

  • @Tyson_sellz
    @Tyson_sellz ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing vid! this made my day :))))

  • @xaddrogh
    @xaddrogh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was quite the TH-cam video

  • @donavanwilkins9327
    @donavanwilkins9327 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest merch plug ever😂

  • @onygenre
    @onygenre ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably the best ad I've ever heard. My frog 😎

  • @isaacbrennington2780
    @isaacbrennington2780 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video was great

  • @C1gar96
    @C1gar96 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, this add hit different. Just a good master after this

  • @PhillyEaglesForLife
    @PhillyEaglesForLife ปีที่แล้ว

    bro blargs frog got a GYATTTT

  • @arciere9986
    @arciere9986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for blessing this world this your frog, I will name him Flarg AKA El Flargò

  • @shaneaskew6923
    @shaneaskew6923 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the best heist video yet

  • @Whiskey-drinker23
    @Whiskey-drinker23 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ya man

  • @r9xor714
    @r9xor714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the meltdowns are crazy in this one

  • @crusty.burrito
    @crusty.burrito ปีที่แล้ว

    That bush getting pegged part was way too quick and smooth 💀💀

  • @mefford2692
    @mefford2692 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo, did Blarg escape the cops on foot!? 😂

  • @galvatron5778
    @galvatron5778 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The ending is actually incredibly badass

  • @oli9640
    @oli9640 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm actually sobbing from laughter wtfffffff

  • @iwatchtoomuchyt9281
    @iwatchtoomuchyt9281 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hearing Blarg tell Doo to "just stop holding W" after that driving in the blue car was HILARIOUS

  • @yaboiwishbone
    @yaboiwishbone ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do you have no friends, no relationship and no social life?"
    Me: "go on."

  • @UncleDahmen
    @UncleDahmen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that they thought bathroom attendant had a fancy name 😂

  • @GreenAidan
    @GreenAidan ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm totally buying that God dam frog after that pitch lol

  • @McdsChocolatechipfrappe
    @McdsChocolatechipfrappe ปีที่แล้ว

    The frog giveaway ended before I knew it started 😢 I was like fuck yeah frog on may 21st at 3pm but a dif time zone and yeah kinda sad, froog looked pretty cool

  • @xIcEzZx
    @xIcEzZx ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember the struggle in that heist

  • @RingsofCaturn
    @RingsofCaturn ปีที่แล้ว

    Best ad ive seen in years

  • @filetmignon164
    @filetmignon164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I should buy the frog and strap him to the back of my motorcycle

  • @THEpurpletacokid
    @THEpurpletacokid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    current blarg +co playing old heists > current tryhards playing cayo perico

  • @doomdreamer9502
    @doomdreamer9502 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:09 sounds absolutely beautiful

  • @jacksonchin1017
    @jacksonchin1017 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest Ad of all time

  • @kwro
    @kwro ปีที่แล้ว

    i’m gonna watch all 4 povs

  • @RiverNicky
    @RiverNicky ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly I liked the video because of the frog lmao

  • @anthonyrebuffo9509
    @anthonyrebuffo9509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time doo pisses in a section something bad happens, it has happened 3 times so fat

  • @MrBustANutII
    @MrBustANutII 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Came back to say I have a frog, it's everything he said it was but it also takes over bodies

  • @saphinadarkness2502
    @saphinadarkness2502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    genuine question, whats the name of the song they were parodying? they made me wanna listen to it

  • @TheREALAlexanderAnderson
    @TheREALAlexanderAnderson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Blarg, to answer the question you guys asked, the literal name of the career is a Bathroom Attendant. But I like the term "Entre-poo-neurs" better, Lol

  • @mattleonard739
    @mattleonard739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew this heist setup was going to cause a special kind of brain rot

  • @nickworthey5106
    @nickworthey5106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38 when someone huffs I can feel it in my subs

  • @matthewkraft6778
    @matthewkraft6778 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Need another heist series

  • @Gibsonnnnn
    @Gibsonnnnn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes finally, more friendship destroying!

  • @loganw9395
    @loganw9395 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The frog look’s cool definitely need it parents just got deported

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur name is Logan, there's no way ur parents got deported they are definitely white 😂

  • @SpikeTheLucario
    @SpikeTheLucario ปีที่แล้ว

    that frog is adorable.

  • @andmantf
    @andmantf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BLARG GTA CONTENT

  • @zero_burrito
    @zero_burrito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FROOOOOG

  • @NelTopREE
    @NelTopREE ปีที่แล้ว

    Doo going yin yin....needs to be a notification tone

  • @camaltherr7649
    @camaltherr7649 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We love more Brandon lore

  • @dizzyrascal5015
    @dizzyrascal5015 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sorry but I'm honestly shocked you managed to finish this heist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Murky Puddle with his hit single "Ringworms"
    Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    I got pinworms in my shit
    Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    I got worms in my walls
    Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    They do my taxes
    Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    And I evade them all

  • @Kermittakeschildren
    @Kermittakeschildren ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yea

  • @deymiengundi6534
    @deymiengundi6534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love listening to the Goons while a live video of L.A. is played from a drone camera above an average adult in the city. Blarg is actually lost .

  • @freguso1313
    @freguso1313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blarg I love your video

  • @zacharyhastings1777
    @zacharyhastings1777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me high...Me eating a chocolate mint protein bar...huh that was an experience.

  • @Just_Braden1
    @Just_Braden1 ปีที่แล้ว

    A little late BUT HELL YEAH BROTHER

  • @jennessabarnasroom1234
    @jennessabarnasroom1234 ปีที่แล้ว

    they're called restroom/bathroom attendants lol

  • @JRBurlingame
    @JRBurlingame ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your poo supervisor is a Bathroom Attendant, they actually make bank on tips for literally dealing with rich people shit