agree, love the subtle moments in curb the most. making small talk about the shirt when they're supposed to be discussing the meal, just adding to Danson's annoyance at Larry. Larry not showing that he gives a shit about the food
The Larry Ted dynamic throughout the show was phenomenal. Always trying to grab power from each other. Ted got his own back when he became the anonymous donor
Larry was right though you shouldn't tell someone in that circimstance that they're being vetted. You try the dinner and they never even know that they were being considered if you don't like it, or they get the best surprise probably of their life if you love it.
@@geordiejones5618 Thank you! You're like the only person in the comment sections of this particular clip (it's been uploaded here on YT multiple times) who actually gets Larry's point. Larry was just trying to avoid any possible awkward rejections if they all didn't agree upon the chef. Are the masses really this dumb to miss such an obvious point?
@@rustincohle2135 lol they are auditioning a chef to work at what will be a celebrity/los angeles hotspot restaurant. What is the point of keeping that a secret?
Larry hurt this man's feelings, insulted his passion, lied about not liking the food, and put his and his friends restaurant at risk just because he didn't want Ted to be right😂😂😂
3 extremely rich people sitting round an extremely expensive table eating extremely expensive food and LD makes it look like something from The Royle Family. Just brilliant.
That’s some hacky writing you got there... Thank god your writing doesn’t extend past the hallowed halls of the TH-cam comment section. That said, Simpson’s did a similar but not an exact version of that joke that was funny but more so because of the outlandish nonsensical nature of the show itself. Look up ‘Homer goes dead sea’
Ted Danson was probably the greatest among the regulars on this show, although JB Smoove was pretty great, too. It’s just the way he antagonizes Larry David all the time, haha! It’s gold!
Actually it’s not. We don’t notice it, but he started off saying that he knows more about food, even though he is thin. When Jeff picks him up on it, he switches tack to appreciate and he makes that distinction out of thin air between “appreciate” and “know more about.” But actually he had started off saying he knows more about food. He didn’t start off saying I appreciate food better than you, Jeff. That’s not where he started.
@@alexramos7708 assuming there are about 171,000 words in the dictionary and you use 10 words in a phrase, the equation is: 171,000! / 10! * (171000 - 10)! Why don't you go ahead and plop that into the good ol' google calculator and tell me how many combinations there are. Then I want you to tell me it's possible for 8 billion people to reach that number.
Yikes, gentlemen. Is there no place safe in TH-cam's comments section? It's a terrible shame about Daniel Escobar -- he was a very young man, too young to die.
Jose Carreras To die? Yeah, but I'm surprised -- looks like a kid to me. And actually, JC, compared to a fossil like me, he is. But more importantly, I'm a big fan of yours. Those records you made with the two other guys -- Luciano whatsis, and Placido...what's his damn name? See, what did I tell you: senility has already begun to creep in. Still, you're my favorite tenor.
"TOO MANY NOTES" (lil saucy) reminiscent of scene from fav film 'Amadeus 'when Austrian Monarch tells 'Wolfgang Amdeus MOZART' his opera has "too many notes" lol
I hope Ted Danson returns in the new season! I love how quickly he gets annoyed by something Larry does, and how they end up fighting with Ted perfectly playing the smug asshole.
Jeff totally piggy backs off of Larry when he breaks the kids heart but still wants to squeeze dessert outta him. You know there's no way Jeff is walking away without a dessert now that Larry made the awkward situation less awkward for Jeff.
Sweet Jimmy Wilt Chamberlain shouldn’t be considered in this argument because according to Leon* he would drive that ass to the ground like a rental car on day 1, so the long haul pussy appreciation is a fargone conclusion.
What's so great about this scene is the reality of it. We've ALL been in the situation of being the odd one out not liking a dish that everyone else is raving about and you're made to feel guilty for it hahahahah - or vice-versa, where you can't understand why someone would dislike a particular dish. The stakes are a little higher than normal here, but everyone's reactions in this scene are so real!
Larry literally hired a chef just because he was bald and thought applesauce should be on the menu. Its clear he was being needlessly petty about Ted Danson’s chef.
Are they even paying him for this?! No right?! Cause it's like an audition! So he pays for the food,cooks the meal,doesn't get the job,and still has to make them dessert?! I'd just walk the fuck out! Lol
The current president is not much different. He calls BS when he sees it, not afraid to speak his mind, everyone else gets upset at him, puts his foot in his mouth, and seems to have the same attitudes towards people as LD.
@@snowman9555 but he isn't as nuanced as Larry. Might be outspoken about some things, and the media gets too whiny about every little tweet, but in general I don't think they're very similar tbh. Not to mention every other problem with him, his policies, and his painfully ironic choices.
Hey Matt is that a Puerto Rico and Spain flags?? My mom is from Puerto Rico my Dad is from Spain. Your the first person I saw in my life with that mix.
I never laughed so hard in my life when Larry said, “I never got laid a lot but that doesn’t mean that the guy who got laid more than me appreciated it anymore!” 😂😂😂
This is the sacrifice you make for the sake of being funny - it is freaking hilarious how at the end they still take dessert and coffee. In real life, no human being would do such a thing!!!! but it absolutely makes this scene memorable...
If Ted didn't put Josh on the spot like that, knowing he'd get thrashed in front of all of them, then Josh could have been let down easier some other time. Ted created a problem.
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i love the "that's a nice shirt" remark when we're expecting him to comment on the steak
Delaying tactic
Hahahahaha. Classic LD
Ted: "Alright alright, what do you think? C'mon."
Jeff: "Food??"
the way he stares for like 2 seconds lmao so random
agree, love the subtle moments in curb the most. making small talk about the shirt when they're supposed to be discussing the meal, just adding to Danson's annoyance at Larry. Larry not showing that he gives a shit about the food
"Oh, no I'll still take dessert."
I love that he says that legitimately without an ounce of shame. =)
it was danzens fault really! they shouldn't have called him in early and held on their feedback until they finished dessert
Yes, and now the chef will be putting a little something “extra” in the desserts...💩
"you got decaf?"
😂😂😩
I hope that dessert was drizzled in chocolate sauce.
@@pokipoki7414 xD
I love how mortified Ted Danson looks when Larry asks for the salt at the beginning.
+Joe Cool Bloody right too. Fucking philistine.
hahaha for some reason all the times i've seen this i've never seen ted's face there.. this show has the best reaction shots in history
And Larry decides to speak about the shirt
It's just salt Ted, people have different palettes.
Joe Cool one of the best shows ever!
the ted danson as himself character is just genius. perfect for this show
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Møtíf angry douchbag triggered
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Møtíf Orange man bad
Chef Josh sad
The Larry Ted dynamic throughout the show was phenomenal. Always trying to grab power from each other. Ted got his own back when he became the anonymous donor
And starting fckn Cheryl too.😅
Mainly Cheryl😂
Agree or not, Jeff always had Larry's back with other people, "yeah, I'll take desert and a decaf too."
Well, Jeff looks like the kind of guy who never refuses dessert.
He is the wingman and vice-versa. Larry wore women's pantys for Jeff.
haha he totally walked in with that attitude
Larry was right though you shouldn't tell someone in that circimstance that they're being vetted. You try the dinner and they never even know that they were being considered if you don't like it, or they get the best surprise probably of their life if you love it.
He did
Sugar!
@@geordiejones5618 Thank you! You're like the only person in the comment sections of this particular clip (it's been uploaded here on YT multiple times) who actually gets Larry's point. Larry was just trying to avoid any possible awkward rejections if they all didn't agree upon the chef. Are the masses really this dumb to miss such an obvious point?
@@rustincohle2135 lol they are auditioning a chef to work at what will be a celebrity/los angeles hotspot restaurant. What is the point of keeping that a secret?
Ted's subtle impatience in the midst of small talk is already making me chuckle. Then when he explodes on Larry LOL!!!
Larry hurt this man's feelings, insulted his passion, lied about not liking the food, and put his and his friends restaurant at risk just because he didn't want Ted to be right😂😂😂
That's what Ted probably thought but Larry was not typically malicious on the show.
@@Machiave11i what
And made him serve dessert to boot
and...you have decaf? :)
3 extremely rich people sitting round an extremely expensive table eating extremely expensive food and LD makes it look like something from The Royle Family. Just brilliant.
Should've said too salty affer adding the salt lmao
Lmfao
Hes not an asshole tho.
That's why you comment on the writing, and he actually does the writing.
@@braydendulaney6241 he's a bald asshole
That’s some hacky writing you got there... Thank god your writing doesn’t extend past the hallowed halls of the TH-cam comment section. That said, Simpson’s did a similar but not an exact version of that joke that
was funny but more so because of the outlandish nonsensical nature of the show itself. Look up ‘Homer goes dead sea’
Little saucy.
well I guess dessert's outta the question
No, I'll still take dessert... yah got decaf?
little bit of skimmed milk..
Ehhh, Ehhh. It was good. I just don't think it's right for the restaurant.
Saucy? 😦
When Ted covers his face you know he’s laughing underneath lol
Ted Danson should be very proud of his work on this show
Ted is always good. He was great on Fargo.
@@NormAppleton shit!!!! I watched that whole season without recognizing him until i just read it.
Ted Danson was probably the greatest among the regulars on this show, although JB Smoove was pretty great, too. It’s just the way he antagonizes Larry David all the time, haha! It’s gold!
Larry’s dad was funny as hell to me. Always loved his work. Shelly or Sherman.
@@jerrymylove1754 Shelley Berman
The Funkman and Richard Lewis are my faves
For me Ted and JB Smoove
@@mrblaoblao6981 yep.
Larry's logic about appreciating food more is flawless
Actually it’s not. We don’t notice it, but he started off saying that he knows more about food, even though he is thin. When Jeff picks him up on it, he switches tack to appreciate and he makes that distinction out of thin air between “appreciate” and “know more about.” But actually he had started off saying he knows more about food. He didn’t start off saying I appreciate food better than you, Jeff. That’s not where he started.
''You weigh like 8 pounds what do you know about food'' HAHA stealing that!
Why come up with ur own shit
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 In the age of the internet there are no unique sayings. (Guarantee somebody has said those exact words)
@@alexramos7708 oh yea ur absolutely right about that
@@alexramos7708 assuming there are about 171,000 words in the dictionary and you use 10 words in a phrase, the equation is:
171,000! / 10! * (171000 - 10)!
Why don't you go ahead and plop that into the good ol' google calculator and tell me how many combinations there are. Then I want you to tell me it's possible for 8 billion people to reach that number.
@@mrterrbl8184 shut up bitch. I guarantee you've heard that one a lot.
"Chef Josh" died this past week.
The actor's name was Daniel Escobar.
Thanks for ruining the party
It's ok I forgive you and him. It was inconsiderate of him to ruin my mood, but I got over it.
Yikes, gentlemen. Is there no place safe in TH-cam's comments section?
It's a terrible shame about Daniel Escobar -- he was a very young man, too young to die.
+rick rose
So, 49 is a "very young man" to you?
Really??? Wow.
Jose Carreras
To die? Yeah, but I'm surprised -- looks like a kid to me.
And actually, JC, compared to a fossil like me, he is.
But more importantly, I'm a big fan of yours. Those records you made with the two other guys -- Luciano whatsis, and Placido...what's his damn name?
See, what did I tell you: senility has already begun to creep in.
Still, you're my favorite tenor.
"skim milk". You've gotta love Jeff
and just a half a bag of M&M's inserted into the mug. :)
Susie would kill Jeff if he drank whole milk.
He's the guy that takes 3 trips to a buffet, but orders a Diet Coke with lime.
Larry's a little too saucy.
"TOO MANY NOTES" (lil saucy) reminiscent of scene from fav film 'Amadeus 'when Austrian Monarch tells 'Wolfgang Amdeus MOZART' his opera has "too many notes" lol
I hope Ted Danson returns in the new season! I love how quickly he gets annoyed by something Larry does, and how they end up fighting with Ted perfectly playing the smug asshole.
ZorbaTheDutch I read somewhere that him and and his wife are confirmed for the new season
That would be great!
Agreed. Ted's character is so on point.
Ted is way too good at acting mad at Larry lol
I was mortified through this whole scene. This show is amazing at making uncomfortable moments *really* uncomfortable
Hahaha the “eh”at the end killed me
love it
Josh was a great actor in this
"Larry has something he wants to tell you"
"the chutney was amazing." 🤣
Even the way Jeff hands over the salt makes me laugh.
Jeff totally piggy backs off of Larry when he breaks the kids heart but still wants to squeeze dessert outta him. You know there's no way Jeff is walking away without a dessert now that Larry made the awkward situation less awkward for Jeff.
Notice how quickly Jeff jumps on the dessert train only after Larry opens the door.
LOL very well put sir
It’s amazing how much can be implied with two letters... “Eh”
My two favourite letters
Larry's so good at his character, that you just want to punch him in the face.
Larry's so good at being Larry
I think you mean ted. Larry is in the right about 99.9% of the time. Teds character is a fucking hemorrhoid.
Larry is not a dick most of the time. He just has common sense unlike most characters on the show.
Larrys right, people that don't get laid as often appreciate it more, I appreciate it more.
Yeah but if u only had one steak that's the best one u ever had. If u are the wilt chamberlin of steak eaters u know which ones are the best.
Eh disagree.
Sweet Jimmy Wilt Chamberlain shouldn’t be considered in this argument because according to Leon* he would drive that ass to the ground like a rental car on day 1, so the long haul pussy appreciation is a fargone conclusion.
I don’t think you do
The look that Larry gives Ted right before talking to the chef... priceless!
"you know what, you walked in with this attitude" - My mom
What's so great about this scene is the reality of it. We've ALL been in the situation of being the odd one out not liking a dish that everyone else is raving about and you're made to feel guilty for it hahahahah - or vice-versa, where you can't understand why someone would dislike a particular dish. The stakes are a little higher than normal here, but everyone's reactions in this scene are so real!
It had nothing to do with him not liking the dish. He did it to spite Ted.
@@SanDeezyBreezy61986 No he didn't.
Larry literally hired a chef just because he was bald and thought applesauce should be on the menu. Its clear he was being needlessly petty about Ted Danson’s chef.
The chutney was amazing.
The way he dangles the fork when he says "eh" really makes it even funnier.
I love how Larry makes examples out of the topic.
Ted Danson was a wonderful addition to the show....
Danson's brilliant.
2:46 the way he says "ok" is PERFECT voice for the scene
How do these guys keep a straight face doing these skits?
+T Bone barely
T Bone You have to understand they take like five or eight takes eventually they force them selves not to laugh
The chef surely will be spitting in that dessert
+qwe qwen Ah yes.....memories of Costanza and refusing a bite of dessert!
If your one of us, you will try it........
"Shakes head no furiously"
Kruppt808 "I didn't get the job, but I was the only one at that table that didn't get violently ill."
If Ted Danson and Larry David did a show together, it would be bigger than Seinfeld.
with a bit of skimmed milk
When people ask me why I am the way I am "eh, I watch curb"
I love Larry's face at 1:46 after Ted calls Josh over hahaha
Are they even paying him for this?! No right?! Cause it's like an audition! So he pays for the food,cooks the meal,doesn't get the job,and still has to make them dessert?! I'd just walk the fuck out! Lol
You missed the point! Fucking moron.
This chef gives me major Pat Smear circa 1996 vibes
Danson has a nerve looking mortified at the end.
He forced Larry into being honest to the Chef's face.
Larry David should run for President.
The current president is not much different. He calls BS when he sees it, not afraid to speak his mind, everyone else gets upset at him, puts his foot in his mouth, and seems to have the same attitudes towards people as LD.
@@snowman9555 but he isn't as nuanced as Larry. Might be outspoken about some things, and the media gets too whiny about every little tweet, but in general I don't think they're very similar tbh. Not to mention every other problem with him, his policies, and his painfully ironic choices.
@@snowman9555 Except that LD is highly intelligent and DT is dumb as fuck. Having said that, great point!
He's going by the name Bernie nowadays
what is that? Steak, Cantaloupe and a baked potato skin?
Hahahaha! I wondered the same thing. What kind of sauce would go on that?
It was lamb
I think about this comment so much!
If you watch closely there is a theme in the show that all the food looks like crap. It is a running joke.
@@mursuka80 True, except for that awesome Chinese food they showed this past season.
Ramsey and Larry would get along really well
If they had decaf without a gobbet of Chef Josh's phlegm I'll eat my hat
I would not be asking for desert after declining the guy a chef's position. You wait after the desert to say no senor. :) They were not thinking.
Matt Skylar: dessert, not desert
Hey Matt is that a Puerto Rico and Spain flags?? My mom is from Puerto Rico my Dad is from Spain. Your the first person I saw in my life with that mix.
Jeff makes this scene even better just by being Jeff. "I'll have a decaf too."
Little bit of skim milk.
They still want dessert and coffee 🤣🤣🤣
I never laughed so hard in my life when Larry said, “I never got laid a lot but that doesn’t mean that the guy who got laid more than me appreciated it anymore!” 😂😂😂
the acting was so fyah
Ted “you know something” Danson
This is the sacrifice you make for the sake of being funny - it is freaking hilarious how at the end they still take dessert and coffee. In real life, no human being would do such a thing!!!! but it absolutely makes this scene memorable...
Every victim of Larry makes their reaction as PAINFUL AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 🤭
"I'll have dessert, too." - cut to Ted's reaction
It's this whole thing where every time he has an opinion it somehow shatters multiple peoples' lives.
Ted’s face palm is instant karma afterall he called Josh into the room
ted danson will always be sam malone to me.
He's Ted Danson to me. And also in this scene
Mayday malone
I love Ted Danson and Larry David interactions....
So far, I think this is the only clip where Larry’s 100% wrong. Poor Josh 😂
I would think you would need to taste the food in order to disagree with Larry 100%. He may be right. He usually is.
@fooloof just ask him to cook something else, judging a cook based on one specific meal (unless it was his main dish) is a bit silly
You must've not seen the one when he "re-gifted" the flowers off of a neighbor's mother's memorial lol.
If Ted didn't put Josh on the spot like that, knowing he'd get thrashed in front of all of them, then Josh could have been let down easier some other time. Ted created a problem.
Later this season he fires his new chef for wearing a toupee days before the restaurant opens. That was worse, that really annoyed me
I felt sorry for the chef.
“Skim milk” 😆
Just discovered curb your enthusiasm. Now I have to rethink my entire life. Thanks eh.
“…Ehh” 😂
I love how he says "appreciate" lmao
Larry pissing off Ted Danson over petty shit will never get old
This is by far the best moment in Curb.
Funny enough this is one the times Larry has been the nicest to people when he's criticizing them.
The way Ted puts his hand on his face after the Saucy comment hahahahaha!!!! Kills me! Cause Ted KNOWS what Larry is implying!
Aww poor Josh he worked his heart out
If he heard the "Josh" he probably heard everything they said
I love the room tone with the silence.
I wouldnt want to eat that dessert after twlling him that..lol
Always thought Ted's dining room looks like my grandmas.
Larry and Ted are the best frienemies in TV history.
This clip makes me so hungry.
(And while I appreciate Larry following his feelings, he is wrong - food can't be too saucy.)
Who else uses “Eh....” in the same tone Larry uses it in their everyday day life?
Ted brung josh in, TED U TELL HIM 😄 🤣 😂
Larry thousand yard stare when Jeff calls the chef in 💀
Jeff totally transformed from schlubby to together over time
I think this needs the opening establishing scene when they first arrive at the house.
Jeff Garlin is just always a great presence in any scene
JOSH. Larrys face straight after.
Lol.. Jeff asking for a decaf, with *skim* milk.. lol
'With a little skim milk' ... LOL
And I still have no idea what "too saucy" means.
U walked in with attitude 😂😂😂😂😂
I love this show
“Fucking Bald Prick!”
- Jeff’s wife
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