The part where he loses points for murdering women and children, bringing a corpse home, and going on a psychotic megalomaniacal rant kills me every time.
I just realized that the Pear might have been George’s way of retelling off the forbidden fruit in Adam and Eve. But because it’s George he didn’t know a better way to disguise the Apple, so instead he just choose a completely different fruit.
There's rarely any food in Star Wars, no one eats. There aren't any books until Last Jedi. No one reads. Computer monitors never have text . The Star Wars universe falls apart
In fact, in RotJ I remember being weirded out when Leia pulled a cliff bar out while she was sitting with Wicket on a log. It was the first time anyone ever ate anything besides blue milk. Yoda also eats from an empty spoon in Empire
+Matt Otter I feel the same way. I'm not a big fan of the prequels (although I do feel all three do have some good scenes here and there), but I'm glad they exist as the movies we can love to hate.
+SecretAgentMan00 I tried it on one, but it's harder to practice now because she hasn't been responding for a few days. I don't know what the problem is. I even kept her on a strict diet of coffee and pizza rolls.
"He needs to be good with family" - Shows him carrying dead mother. "And be good with kids" - Dead younglings everywhere. "He can have his friends and do things with them" - Him and Obi-Wan trying to kill each other. "He can't be too controlling" - Shows him force choking her.
Yes, that is indeed how those scenes played out in conjunction with Plinkett's commentary. Thank you for the concise summary of what I assume are moments you found particularly hilarious :P
"Some nerds will argue that it's the will of the force that they be together, but that's just an excuse for sloppy shitty writing." If only more people will realize this.
It's true, almsot every fan excuse to explain away any issue or plot hole is either "Palpatine used the dark side to to do it" or "it was the will of the force to fulfill the prophecy"
Yeah and then in the third one she has a hard time believing he killed younglings after he's already confessed to her about massacring women and children already.
“Lando even had a hispanic copilot” is _such_ a good joke. Then like a minute later Darth Maul dances to Naughty Girl by Beyoncé. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
When I first watched this review, I thought the line about Anakin supporting a fascist dictatorship was a joke. In the scene, he says that "people should be made to" agree over political policy. Padme rebuttals with "Sounds a lot like a dictatorship to me," and Anakin replies with "Well, if it works..." wtf
Thankfully, in democracies passing a political policy doesn't require people to agree over it, it just gets passed without a regard for their opinion... Wait, what?
Yeah, admittedly people were harsh on Hayden, but the lines were bad. George isn't a good director when it comes to directing people in the scene. I've worked with directors in community theater that get on stage with me, express how the character is feeling, re-enact it, then ask me to try again. Maybe they aren't perfect but they're making genuine efforts to coach me and show me how a character should be acting in scenes.
@@bauer0788 it’s not just prequel movies though. Remember how much flak Rose from Last Jedi got? Why bother attacking the actor when it’s the script’s fault
@@dylanbuchanan6511 “we’ll she deserves it because the Last Jedi ra*ed my childhood. That’s different ..” She did unfortunately. But even if she got a reprisal role and her character was written better with a better script the sequel hater babies would still reject her.
Explain how and why you think it's underrated. You liking a statement doesn't automatically make it underrated. Words have lost what little meaning they already had 😑
@@noone3216 these videos have become extremely iconic and quotable over the years. However this specific quote doesn’t get mentioned a lot even tho it’s one of the funniest things he came up with. So yes. It’s underrated. And no its not just me who thinks as much. And just because your opinion is the opposite doesn’t mean your word is law. Words only lose their meaning when clowns like you think your above everyone else
You know what just occurred to me: why doesn't Padme just use a hologram from Naboo to attend the senate? You know, like how Yoda was able to appear in the Jedi Counsel all the way from Kashyyyk in Episode 3? She'd be able to attend the senate without having to be in any danger. What, are holograms forbidden from the senate or something for security reasons?
@@aarondavis5386 I actually did look it up, all I really knew was that the name had 3 letter Ys. But also figured someone would be "that guy" and correct me if I misspelled it.
"Now with most men, especially a nineteen-year old male with raging hormones, a list of stuff he's looking for in a relationship is rather short." "1. Is she hot? 2. Seriously bro, how hot is she?" "And that's it. Now what women are looking for is a little more complex, and their list is as follows:" "Does he have a good job? Where does he live, and what kind of car does he drive? He needs to be confident without being too arrogant. He needs to be funny, but not goofy funny. He needs to be tall, but not too tall, or like, weird tall. He should be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it. Handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better. No baldies, LOL. He needs to know the exact time to say all the right things. He needs to know the right time not to say anything. He really needs to know how to treat me like the woman I am, both in the bedroom, and when we're out on the town. He needs to be family oriented and good with kids, but not too good with kids, like, in a creepy clown way. He needs to be intelligent, or at the very least, money smart, so he can know how to invest for retirement, the kids college fund, and our funeral expenses. He can have his friends and do things with them, but only when it's convenient for me. He needs to care about me, but not be too controlling. You know, sometimes I just wanna go out and have fun with the girls and he needs to be okay with that, and not, like, be all hey where ya goi--" "Alright, stop. Thank you, that'll be all. And the list goes on to one-hundred-and-sixty-six, but I'll stop there, you get the point."
You know what's funny about this whole plot to assassinate Padme.....the fact that the bad guys actually managed to sneak a bomb on her shuttle in the first place. Makes one wonder how they got that done while fucking up every other attempt to kill this chick.
Even more confusing is how perfectly time it was to go off AFTER Padme left the ship. It’s like the assassin knew he couldn’t kill the senator at the beginning for dramatic convenience.
Something I found weird about padme is after anakin murders all those people she didn't even care. She even justifies him killing all those people and says "to be angry is to be human" so as far as I'm concerned anakin and padme were never good people.
Eh…i think Padme was. A little naive but really caring and good natured. Nowhere near as bad as “i will become the most powerful Jedi” future space Hitler.
I think he stole that joke from Family Guy: Quagmire - "My daughter's gonna be okay, right? You're not gonna put her with sand people or anything?" Adoption agency lady: "You mean like Star Wars?" Quagmire: (laughs) "Uh...no...no."
Ranseier1986 I just found out about Mr plinket yesterday, binge watched all the prequel reviews, and loved them so much I'm rewatching them today. I have to say though, I've gotten the most laughs from this video. I have yet to watch the force awakens review, however...
The two most logical, clear minded guys stay behind while the perverse teenager, the slow moving droid, a vulnerable attractive young woman and an invisible supervisor go wandering around the romantic resort.
I remember sitting with some friends at another friend’s wedding discussing the film as it had just come out. We couldn’t stop riffing on the fact Hayden and Natalie had zero chemistry together. I also remember women who saw the film laughing about how there would be no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist.
"...no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." - well, there are hybristophiliacs. Some women dig damaged men.
@@anon2034 Hmmm, you do have a point there. Really changes things if you take that into account and makes me wonder if Lucas intentionally wrote the characters like this. Not sure why he would do that, but it does make me wonder. 🤷♂️
@@MaximumWarp2099 When I read "Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." I giggled. Hadn't pictured her as a sadomasochist till now. It doesn't have to be sadomasochism or hybristophilia. Maybe a motherly desire to take care of him?
Casting Sam L Jackson as a wise Jedi was a very bad casting choice. I absolutely love Sam L Jackson but he has to be in a movie where he's cursing all the time or he's not at home. Look at the movie pulp fiction he swears in every line he's given and he does it spectacularly. He was severely micassed in these movies.
a competent story/script writer can pull off a less cursing but totally badass SLJ easily. original qui-gon jinn was a badass, he bends the rules all the time, and anakin got those attributes from him. SLJ can easily wrote like that, even if he is in the wise jedi council. but nooooooooooooo, lucas wrote this things so shitty that we need to read the books to wipe the shitty taste from our mouths. (he wrote it so bad, qui-gon jinn became an asshole, not a rogue.)
Honestly yes Edward tries to fight his temptations to be with Bella bc he’s a vampire and is dangerous around her. Bella, being a mostly distant and unhappy teenager in Forks, is intrigued by the mysterious Cullens and wants to be with him. It was a perfect template for Padme and Anakin that unfortunately came out 8 yrs after it would have made sense.
It really feels,and looks like Windu and Dooku's actors should switched. Have Sam be Dooku,an ex-jedi who leaves his training to enjoy the luxuries of his fortune while also craving entertaining fights,hence why Sidious would recruit him to become his new apprentice. Then make Christopher Lee be Windu,the wise Jedi Master who wish's not to fight or wage war,and also trying to end his fights through negations. I know these really arent the character's actually moments but I feel like they should try to made the characters suit their actors.
I never thought of the whole actor switch thing but since mace windu's character was already sorta shitty it coulda been better to just have a better villain and a shitty side character. But you really can't save these movies from themselves lol
Honestly if you were to remove Mace Windu's character completely from these films it wouldn't change a goddamn thing. That's how forgettable and ultimately pointless his character was to the story. Seriously all he did for like a large percent of these films was sit around on his ass looking bored and disinterested. And even when he got into sword fights showed no emotion or sense of engagement what so ever. What a truly unforgettable Star Wars character.
Even in the Clone Wars I feel he was criminally underused, he is supposed to be like THE most powerful Jedi in the order with only master Yoda outranking him due to Yodas superior wisdom and age, and yet he leaves Coruscant like 3-4 times in the show, he should be like one-man-army’ing while droid divisions and instead he just sits in the Jedi Temple reminding everyone that the Jedi can’t use the force for anything outside of fighting…
I just thought of a better version of the Anakin/Padme subplot. Firstly, let's say that Anakin is now a nervous, wide-eyed pretty boy who's awkward but earnest, and that Padme is a proud, cynical, impersonal, and prickly noblewoman who's 100% focused on her work while barely having any personal connections with other people (IE, she's lonely and detached, and she feels like her attempts to do right are pointless). Let's say first prequel doesn't exist and they hadn't previously met. The movie opens on OW giving Anakin some fatherly encouragement while dropping him off at his first major assignment as a rookie: accompany this senator lady on a minor diplomatic trip to a distant world. The ship's engine fails en route and it crashes on a remote frontier planet full of bandits and mean-ass aliens, so Anakin and the senator have to cross the wastes to reach the nearest settlement (which is later revealed to be a secret separatist fortress, which had used some sci-fi EMP ray cannon thingy to disable the ship in the hope of capturing the senator for ransom or at least killing her in the crash). At first Anakin would be impersonal towards her, as the two just met and he feels he's got a job to focus on. As the two of them overcome various dangers, they'd bond through shared hardship and learn more about each other (IE, Padme reveals she'd been in the service after she glacks a few bandits by nabbing one of their rifles, Anakin talks about his poor, anonymous upbringing, the two of them finding out they have similar ideals about wanting to make the galaxy a better place, even though she's an elite politician and he's a humble warrior-monk, etc). Eventually there'd be the twist that it's a separatist base and they'd be captured and detained there by the nefarious Christopher Lee character, who was leading the operation from the beginning. There'd be a climatic action sequence where A. uses his nascent force ability to escape his cell, whereupon him and P. battle their way through the separatist goons (during which P. finds the comms room and sends out a distress signal) until they face Christopher Lee himself. The evil old master would get nicked by Anakin (who's now more skilled at fighting after the events of the film), but he'd chop off the young man's right hand and flee the base just before OW and the Republic's rescue expedition can arrive. As P. cradles a scared, panicking A. after having bandaged his injury, she smooches him and he reciprocates, indicating she cares about him (IE, he protected her previously and now she's protecting him). Padme's character development is that she came out of her shell and connected with another human being while reaffirming that there are things worth fighting for even if the galaxy is a horrible place. Anakin's character development is that he's now much more mature and experienced, but he's also been traumatized by war in a way that will eventually harden his heart and turn him into Scary Helmet Man (IE, he initially wants to make the galaxy a nice and cheerful place, but eventually all he'll feel is a cold desire to restore "order" at any cost). Padme's idealism goes up while Anakin's decreases. Wouldn't it have been so much more gratifying to see two engaging characters develop over the course of a long, arduous journey so that their romance at the end feels earned and believable?
Threepio the biggest loudmouth ever is a witness to Anakin and Padme's wedding and they want to keep their marriage a secret..............How was that supposed to work? I keep having visions of Threepio telling everyone in the Senate about Padme's marriage to Anakin.
Someone actually said to me that revenge of the sith saved the prequels. Putting aside that revenge of the sith is not a good movie, how does one movie redeem 5 hours of bad story telling with superficial uninteresting characters?
It has nothing to do with the actual movie. They watched them as children and have fond memories, so they have to come up with a way of saying the movies are good. A lot of people don’t have the ability to actually change their mind from them they were children. That is very disturbing
@@williamskay109 i know. When i was a kid my favorite movies were the first two pokemon movies. It’s one thing if you’re a ten year old but once you become an adult you should be a little bit more intelligent and cultured to know there’s more out their than toy commercials.
@@Jeviok General Grievious best character because he haz moss lightsabers. Star Wars=lifesavers. More lifesavers , more good film. Less lightstabers, more bad film. Thas why New Hope is worss Star Wars.
omg i just felt so bad for natalie portman in this movie... shes just trying her hardest with the crappy dialogue and putting so much emotion and force into it but it just ... doesn't. .. work .....
o. brocklehurst I know right. Sooooo many good actors in the prequels - Natalie Portman, Samuel L Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee, Terence Stamp, Keira Knightley, Brian Blessed, Ralph Brown, but all given total shit to work with
@@jordanastro4694 she starred in leon: the professional, to critical acclaim, well before all this dog shit. her talent was never really in dispute so it's not like she had a hard time putting this train wreck behind her
I barely even know who Billie Dee Williams is but I can vividly remember Lando Calrissian. Meanwhile, the only reason anyone remembers Mace Windu at all other than being "that guy who got killed by Palpatine while he screamed about unlimited power and also he had a purple lightsaber for no reason" is because he's played by Samuel L. Jackson. Even watching this video I realized that I'd completely forgotten that he was the guy who killed Jango Fett.
Good job comparing the token black guys of each trilogy. Billie Dee Williams hasn't really been famous for like 30 years so I wouldn't expect you to know him. Samuel Jackson is just much more famous so of course he'd be recognizable to you.
It's weird that back in 1997, George Lucas kept bitching about Titanic that year. Fast forward to 2019, The Rise of Skywalker took four pages from Titanic: forced sporadic relationship, the man sacrifices himself to save the woman, when a random stranger asks the woman's name, she takes deceased guy's family name, and both are sinking franchises. I don't know if that's funny in a morbid kind of way, or sad.
What did Yoda say to Luke about the Dark Side again? Luke: Is the Dark Side stronger? Yoda: No. Quicker. Easier, more seductive. Cut to the Prequels where one Lord of the Sith is able to cloud the minds of thousands of Jedi including Yoda to be able to hide in plain sight. Maybe want to rethink about that Yoda, or hell even Lucas. I'd be okay with this idea if Lucas gave a reason why Palpatine is powerful enough to cloud the minds of all the Jedi. In the new EU it's established that Palpatine uses the power of an ancient Sith shrine underneth the Jedi Temple to cloud their minds. But as Plinkett once said: ''What matters is the movie.'' And since this isn't in the movie nor mentioned it doesn't count.
25:04 Dubbing that line from Pulp Fiction over Frozone was fabulous. Makes me want the version of The Incredibles where they let Samuel Jackson off the chain with his lines... lol
The 'romance' with Anakin and Padme should have been depicted as a straightforward dalliance or brief affair that turned into poorly thought out commitment because of the traumatic events in the movie acting as a catalyst.
Could have just said that they had a brief fling that produced a child. Could have still gotten away with a PG rating by fading out with a kissing scene against a bedroom. That way Luke and Leia would still be born, Anakin would be expelled from the Jedi order as a result and wants revenge as a result. Didn’t need to bring love into it.
I know. It’s the oddest thing that every one praises these movies like they’re the LOTR trilogy. I get it if you don’t particularly hate the prequels or even liked them as a kid but go so far as to praise them as great cinema.
That just shows how bad Disney fumbled the bag. Imagine making Star Wars movies that are so bad that it makes the previous bad movies look good by comparison.
I’m convinced Lucas has a serious brain disorder or is an alien in disguise. Not sure which though. Like No one would care if it was just a regular fucking canoe
Jeez, I'd forgotten just how shitty their interactions were outside of rolling in the grass and talking about sand. Dickishly interrupting her? Creepy staring that makes her literally say that she feels uncomfortable? What the hell? Cheesy sand dialog is one thing, but that's another.
I honest to god don't know why Mace Windu is so popular among fans. I mean seriously what the fuck did he actually do in these movies? Sit around in chairs half the time, giving boring emotionless empty dialogue while giving a performance where it comes off that he doesn't want to be there. Hell even when he got into action sequences pretty much gave the same type of performance as his talking scenes, bored and lifeless. It's honest to god criminal in how much George wasted the talents of people like Jackson and Christopher Lee within these films. But then again you could say that for the entire cast apart from Ian McDiamird who at the very least was deliciously hamming it up.
And yet some guys still manage to communicate with females. But not you. Can't be your fault though, it's always the woman's fault. Has been since the apple.
The part where he loses points for murdering women and children, bringing a corpse home, and going on a psychotic megalomaniacal rant kills me every time.
I've done two of those and my girl was pretty upbeat about it so i'm not sure if he was just joking.
The ladies love a man who kills an entire village of tusken raiders then cries
@@urthofthenewsun8465 "I can fix him"
I couldn’t breathe the first time I saw that part. It’s too good
That part kills me every time
Darth Maul was NOT a homosexual. He was clearly a bisexual.
His lightsaber went both ways.
What a waste of what could have been a really good character. It’s like George can’t help himself and always goes with his worst ideas.
I believe you mean bisectual
>His lightsaber went both ways.
just like his body
@@OateyMealdamn. You got there first. I doff my hat to you.
"Anakin just killed some sand people."
"You mean Arabs?"
I lost it.
yes!
I’m part Arab and that shiiiit was funny!!!
Explains why she didn't give a crap then but lost her shit as soon as he slaughtered the cute white kids. Space racism!😂😂😂
omg I know. That and the "Diversity" parts HAHA
One of my favorite lines ever!!!
There's something really funny to me about how Anakin and Padme's romantic meal is a whole pear, eaten with knife and fork.
I know right. It’s like the only time we see people eat in these movies, and it’s two people sharing a CG pear
Yet another reason why these movies are so sterile, lifeless, dry, and bland. The lack of food.
I just realized that the Pear might have been George’s way of retelling off the forbidden fruit in Adam and Eve. But because it’s George he didn’t know a better way to disguise the Apple, so instead he just choose a completely different fruit.
There's rarely any food in Star Wars, no one eats. There aren't any books until Last Jedi. No one reads. Computer monitors never have text .
The Star Wars universe falls apart
In fact, in RotJ I remember being weirded out when Leia pulled a cliff bar out while she was sitting with Wicket on a log. It was the first time anyone ever ate anything besides blue milk. Yoda also eats from an empty spoon in Empire
It is almost worth to have the prequels in our lives, just so these incredicle rebuttals exist.
lessofyou And John Williams' beautiful music.
+Matt Otter I feel the same way. I'm not a big fan of the prequels (although I do feel all three do have some good scenes here and there), but I'm glad they exist as the movies we can love to hate.
It would have been worth the car getting keyed just to catch the fucker who keyed it.
+Swordswoman Alright!!! LOL!!!
What about all the video games?
“The Urban Market once stole my TV, so I know they like to watch movies”
This makes me laugh, regardless of how many times I’ve watched this review.
I’m so tired of the urban market.
Makes me forget how old these reviews actually are. I don't think you could get away with that type of humor online now.
I get all my romantic advice from Mr. Plinkett.
I need to buy more garbage bags and disinfectant.
And have you burn the bodies and buried them?
+Josh Kusiak I cremate them
make sure to restock of Raid. The one in the blue bottle is the best
The advice is actually quite good.
Go ahead, test them. You'll have positive results.
+SecretAgentMan00 I tried it on one, but it's harder to practice now because she hasn't been responding for a few days. I don't know what the problem is.
I even kept her on a strict diet of coffee and pizza rolls.
"He needs to be good with family" - Shows him carrying dead mother.
"And be good with kids" - Dead younglings everywhere.
"He can have his friends and do things with them" - Him and Obi-Wan trying to kill each other.
"He can't be too controlling" - Shows him force choking her.
Unless she's into that sort of thing.
I too watched the video
The “Be good with kids” bit always has me dying of laughter
Yes, that is indeed how those scenes played out in conjunction with Plinkett's commentary. Thank you for the concise summary of what I assume are moments you found particularly hilarious :P
Yes, I saw this video also.
"Some nerds will argue that it's the will of the force that they be together, but that's just an excuse for sloppy shitty writing." If only more people will realize this.
+XIII Hearts Everything that makes no sense is the will of the force
+XIII Hearts I read this line as it was said in the review.
what was great writing, was Ishtar
Isn't that the equivalent of the phrase: ''the Lord works in mysterious ways''?
It's true, almsot every fan excuse to explain away any issue or plot hole is either "Palpatine used the dark side to to do it" or "it was the will of the force to fulfill the prophecy"
>he needs to be good with kids
>dead younglings shown
god damnit my poor sides.
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Hey this movies for kids.
He was too good afterall
Next Anakin 'kills women and children' 'brings a corpse home' then 'goes on a psychotic megalomanical rant'
And yet still wants him.
Yeah and then in the third one she has a hard time believing he killed younglings after he's already confessed to her about massacring women and children already.
❌ *BEEEEEEEEEH*
Oh, oh dear. That's wrong? Oh... That explains some things.
He doesn't just kill children, but the men, and the women too.
Anakin was an equal opportunity murderer
“Lando even had a hispanic copilot” is _such_ a good joke. Then like a minute later Darth Maul dances to Naughty Girl by Beyoncé. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
Rewatching these reviews sometimes is really refreshing
When I first watched this review, I thought the line about Anakin supporting a fascist dictatorship was a joke. In the scene, he says that "people should be made to" agree over political policy. Padme rebuttals with "Sounds a lot like a dictatorship to me," and Anakin replies with "Well, if it works..." wtf
I think it was supposed to be "subtle foreshadowing".
@@martianmanhunter37 if only George Lucas wasn't as subtle as a bull in a china shop haha
@@martianmanhunter37 ****subtle****
Thankfully, in democracies passing a political policy doesn't require people to agree over it, it just gets passed without a regard for their opinion... Wait, what?
@@Kentauros1991 Depends on what "people" you are referring to. There's a tiny select few who have the power to support or oppose it.
Hayden Christiansen seems likable, and is probably a decent actor. Nobody can make these lines sound good.
Most people including the red letter media guys have admitted this.
I wish i could just wish away my feelings
Yeah, admittedly people were harsh on Hayden, but the lines were bad.
George isn't a good director when it comes to directing people in the scene.
I've worked with directors in community theater that get on stage with me, express how the character is feeling, re-enact it, then ask me to try again.
Maybe they aren't perfect but they're making genuine efforts to coach me and show me how a character should be acting in scenes.
@@bauer0788 it’s not just prequel movies though. Remember how much flak Rose from Last Jedi got? Why bother attacking the actor when it’s the script’s fault
@@dylanbuchanan6511 “we’ll she deserves it because the Last Jedi ra*ed my childhood. That’s different ..”
She did unfortunately. But even if she got a reprisal role and her character was written better with a better script the sequel hater babies would still reject her.
"I wish I could just wish away my feelings.."
Its like poetry
It rhymes
“He did decapitate a poor guy who was just trying to make his way in the galaxy” might be the most underrated quote in these videos
Explain how and why you think it's underrated. You liking a statement doesn't automatically make it underrated. Words have lost what little meaning they already had 😑
They don't call him Kid Fisto cause he's into chicks!
@@noone3216 these videos have become extremely iconic and quotable over the years. However this specific quote doesn’t get mentioned a lot even tho it’s one of the funniest things he came up with. So yes. It’s underrated. And no its not just me who thinks as much. And just because your opinion is the opposite doesn’t mean your word is law. Words only lose their meaning when clowns like you think your above everyone else
C-3P0 awkwardly introducing his red left arm was a better love story than this.
The story behind that is actually kinda sad.
He got trapped on a planet, and a First Order droid sacrificed himself so Poe Dameron could save Threepio.
I shouldn't have to read the comic for the movie to make sense.
*read the comic*
No!
I didn't just read that story, I played it! (in Lego Star Wars: TFA. Fun level.)
You know what just occurred to me: why doesn't Padme just use a hologram from Naboo to attend the senate? You know, like how Yoda was able to appear in the Jedi Counsel all the way from Kashyyyk in Episode 3? She'd be able to attend the senate without having to be in any danger. What, are holograms forbidden from the senate or something for security reasons?
That part I would defend. The whole point is to be fearless against the separatists. Using the hologram might send a mixed message like cough sand.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 what if she’s sick and needs to attend over zoom
Just the fact that you can spell kashyyyk implies you've spent too much time with stars war
@@aarondavis5386 I actually did look it up, all I really knew was that the name had 3 letter Ys. But also figured someone would be "that guy" and correct me if I misspelled it.
Twenty years and this never occurred to me rofl.
"Now with most men, especially a nineteen-year old male with raging hormones, a list of stuff he's looking for in a relationship is rather short."
"1. Is she hot?
2. Seriously bro, how hot is she?"
"And that's it.
Now what women are looking for is a little more complex, and their list is as follows:"
"Does he have a good job?
Where does he live, and what kind of car does he drive?
He needs to be confident without being too arrogant.
He needs to be funny, but not goofy funny.
He needs to be tall, but not too tall, or like, weird tall.
He should be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it.
Handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better. No baldies, LOL.
He needs to know the exact time to say all the right things.
He needs to know the right time not to say anything.
He really needs to know how to treat me like the woman I am, both in the bedroom, and when we're out on the town.
He needs to be family oriented and good with kids, but not too good with kids, like, in a creepy clown way.
He needs to be intelligent, or at the very least, money smart, so he can know how to invest for retirement, the kids college fund, and our funeral expenses.
He can have his friends and do things with them, but only when it's convenient for me.
He needs to care about me, but not be too controlling. You know, sometimes I just wanna go out and have fun with the girls and he needs to be okay with that, and not, like, be all hey where ya goi--"
"Alright, stop.
Thank you, that'll be all.
And the list goes on to one-hundred-and-sixty-six, but I'll stop there, you get the point."
+Con rad it's "One-Hundred-and-Sixty-Seven", not Sixty-Six....
RipOffProductionsLLC Damn! Now I'll have to type it all over again...
+Con rad Where does the audio from this part (what women are looking for) come from? It's both hilarious and insightful!
+Tiernan Erickson around the 7:48 mark.
Michael Mathers
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You know what's funny about this whole plot to assassinate Padme.....the fact that the bad guys actually managed to sneak a bomb on her shuttle in the first place. Makes one wonder how they got that done while fucking up every other attempt to kill this chick.
Even more confusing is how perfectly time it was to go off AFTER Padme left the ship. It’s like the assassin knew he couldn’t kill the senator at the beginning for dramatic convenience.
The urban market once stole my TV, so I know they like movies.
LOst it xD
One of the best lines in a video crammed with great lines.
Something I found weird about padme is after anakin murders all those people she didn't even care. She even justifies him killing all those people and says "to be angry is to be human" so as far as I'm concerned anakin and padme were never good people.
Which would be fine if they justified or explained it more. They did kidnap and murder his mother.
Eh…i think Padme was. A little naive but really caring and good natured. Nowhere near as bad as “i will become the most powerful Jedi” future space Hitler.
The breakdown of Anakin and Padme's "romance" with a positive/negative tally - pure gold!
"This is awful, just awful."
"Good God, is this a fake movie or something?"
You surely didn't notice the PayPal donation button at 27:33.
But your brain did.
Holy shit.
Subliminal messaging! Palpatinesbehinditall!
"Anakin just killed some sand people"
"You mean Arabs?"
dying XD
I think he stole that joke from Family Guy:
Quagmire - "My daughter's gonna be okay, right? You're not gonna put her with sand people or anything?"
Adoption agency lady: "You mean like Star Wars?"
Quagmire: (laughs) "Uh...no...no."
@@seanshamblin1131 knowing family guy that joke was stolen from this review or somewhere else
@@seanshamblin1131 That's one of those jokes that's too obvious to belong to anyone. I'm sure people in the 70's were making that joke.
"I'm a senator."
???????????????????
barf!
I am a Montague!! :)
"He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it." Hilarious.
I'm getting dating advice from an epsiode 2 review. Thanks :)
+༼ つ◕ω◕ ༽つ Wise Doge It truly does work! Donal Trump used it with Melania! For some reason, hot chicks just love fascists!
we should make a rule for 2018. everytime somebody thinks to bring rl politics into any topic for no real reason, should get slapped
Superschokokeks agreed. its a buzzkill regardless of which u are on
Oh god you'll never get laid😨
Atrijit Das right? 😂
"Now the urban market once stole my TV"... best line ever :D :D :D
Ranseier1986 I just found out about Mr plinket yesterday, binge watched all the prequel reviews, and loved them so much I'm rewatching them today. I have to say though, I've gotten the most laughs from this video. I have yet to watch the force awakens review, however...
The two most logical, clear minded guys stay behind while the perverse teenager, the slow moving droid, a vulnerable attractive young woman and an invisible supervisor go wandering around the romantic resort.
Sam Jackson should've been the in place of Count Dooku as a bad ass sith.
+Adrian Jackson Wouldn't have made a difference. Christopher Lee was excellent at playing villain characters, but he was still shit as Count Dooku.
+Ugh-Fudge Bwana Darth Maul didn't die watch the clone wars.
+Ugh-Fudge Bwana Sam Jackson as an unhinged, witty Darth Maul
+Adrian Jackson You will be surprised the actual bad Sith would've been JAR JAR. But because of all the backlash they changed it
SuperHns That's a theory from Reddit, not a fact.
Kid Fisto cracked me up more than it should've.
I see what you did there
Kit*.
Funny enough, Kit Fisto was a Jedi with a sick/Dark sense of humor. Expanded Universd freak right here.
Ouch
I had a hard time believing Kit Fisto was actually his name. It was beyond absurd. Even for Lucas.
I turn to Mr. Plinkett whenever I'm feeling blue. Never fails. Ages like wine. Don't you ever change, you beautiful bastard.
I'm hiding Mr. Plinkett in my basement. Send pizza rolls.
". . . . No. No you racist. No"
Oh geez sorry!
Gee, sorry.. I wanted to talk about the control panels!
At least we saw the first jew in Star Wars...
badoli and
I feel like I learned so much about girls from watching this.
+Alex Loupe pls don't take this seriously tho
+Alex Loupe I know right!
I didn't really learn anything that I hadn't learned in every sitcom ever though lol.
that girls have unrealistic expectations and if I'm ever gonna find love I'm gonna have to lower my standards and settle
Pelcogo same goes for guys too
after more than 10 years, i still come back to watch his star wars reviews every now and then lol
Same. I find the dating advice to be pretty solid 😁
The analysis of their relationship is still one of the funniest things ever
I remember sitting with some friends at another friend’s wedding discussing the film as it had just come out. We couldn’t stop riffing on the fact Hayden and Natalie had zero chemistry together. I also remember women who saw the film laughing about how there would be no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist.
"...no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." - well, there are hybristophiliacs. Some women dig damaged men.
She's into "the force"
@@anon2034 Hmmm, you do have a point there. Really changes things if you take that into account and makes me wonder if Lucas intentionally wrote the characters like this. Not sure why he would do that, but it does make me wonder. 🤷♂️
@@MaximumWarp2099 When I read "Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." I giggled. Hadn't pictured her as a sadomasochist till now. It doesn't have to be sadomasochism or hybristophilia. Maybe a motherly desire to take care of him?
@@btafan11 lol
"Helen Keller could assassinate her at this point".... I shat myself.
These reviews should be standard teaching tools in film classes everywhere.
To be fair, Jurassic Park showed that Samuel Jackson is also pretty good at technobabble.
Yeah, but Jurassic Park had better direction than this shit.
Casting Sam L Jackson as a wise Jedi was a very bad casting choice. I absolutely love Sam L Jackson but he has to be in a movie where he's cursing all the time or he's not at home. Look at the movie pulp fiction he swears in every line he's given and he does it spectacularly. He was severely micassed in these movies.
SLJ was indeed boring and bland in Star Wars. Actually, all the characters were written poorly. No personality, development, story arc, etc.
a competent story/script writer can pull off a less cursing but totally badass SLJ easily. original qui-gon jinn was a badass, he bends the rules all the time, and anakin got those attributes from him. SLJ can easily wrote like that, even if he is in the wise jedi council. but nooooooooooooo, lucas wrote this things so shitty that we need to read the books to wipe the shitty taste from our mouths. (he wrote it so bad, qui-gon jinn became an asshole, not a rogue.)
Should have cast him as a bounty hunter or a mercenary.
Ryan Kvopka originally tupak sakur was casted. But he was killed beforehand
Ryan Kvopka So right. Severely miscast.
I just realized. I’ve never thought about this before.
This is LITERALLY a worse love story than Twilight.
Twilight has the excuse of being written by an amateur, Lucas is actually an accomplished and talented man who should have known much better
@@samuelrowbotham6322 The crazy thing is he knows he can't write romance well but still didn't get someone to help with those parts.
@@krodmandoon3479 That's an inflated ego for you, refusing help even when he knows he could only benefit from it.
Honestly yes
Edward tries to fight his temptations to be with Bella bc he’s a vampire and is dangerous around her. Bella, being a mostly distant and unhappy teenager in Forks, is intrigued by the mysterious Cullens and wants to be with him.
It was a perfect template for Padme and Anakin that unfortunately came out 8 yrs after it would have made sense.
It really feels,and looks like Windu and Dooku's actors should switched. Have Sam be Dooku,an ex-jedi who leaves his training to enjoy the luxuries of his fortune while also craving entertaining fights,hence why Sidious would recruit him to become his new apprentice. Then make Christopher Lee be Windu,the wise Jedi Master who wish's not to fight or wage war,and also trying to end his fights through negations. I know these really arent the character's actually moments but I feel like they should try to made the characters suit their actors.
+Kaiden Krueger Plus, seeing Sam Jackson shooting waves of lightning out of his hands would have been the greatest thing I'd see in my entire life.
I never thought of the whole actor switch thing but since mace windu's character was already sorta shitty it coulda been better to just have a better villain and a shitty side character. But you really can't save these movies from themselves lol
Kaiden Krueger lu
But that would mean a black guy was "evil" and you can only have that happen in movies about crime.
Classic role reversal
The amusing thing about this review is that Forrest Whittaker did end up in a Star Wars movie.
sonofhades57 And he was terrible in it
It's good to know that talking about mass genocide can get women more interested in you. Thanks Lucas!
How do you think Hitler got a woman?
Haha I love the "good with kids" part
+Cole Ciervo Or he can do things with his friends :D
+Cole Ciervo the editing in that whole segment is top notch
Like the stereotypical white woman voice
Honestly if you were to remove Mace Windu's character completely from these films it wouldn't change a goddamn thing. That's how forgettable and ultimately pointless his character was to the story. Seriously all he did for like a large percent of these films was sit around on his ass looking bored and disinterested. And even when he got into sword fights showed no emotion or sense of engagement what so ever. What a truly unforgettable Star Wars character.
But purpy saber sword. No Mace who have purpy?
Now I'm depressed I bought his action figure.
I have HAD IT with these midichlorian SITH in this midichlorian SENATE!
Even in the Clone Wars I feel he was criminally underused, he is supposed to be like THE most powerful Jedi in the order with only master Yoda outranking him due to Yodas superior wisdom and age, and yet he leaves Coruscant like 3-4 times in the show, he should be like one-man-army’ing while droid divisions and instead he just sits in the Jedi Temple reminding everyone that the Jedi can’t use the force for anything outside of fighting…
@@redwolfgamevideo We got to see him take down an entire droid army in Gendy Tartokovsky's Clone Wars specials. It was glorious to see.
I just thought of a better version of the Anakin/Padme subplot. Firstly, let's say that Anakin is now a nervous, wide-eyed pretty boy who's awkward but earnest, and that Padme is a proud, cynical, impersonal, and prickly noblewoman who's 100% focused on her work while barely having any personal connections with other people (IE, she's lonely and detached, and she feels like her attempts to do right are pointless). Let's say first prequel doesn't exist and they hadn't previously met.
The movie opens on OW giving Anakin some fatherly encouragement while dropping him off at his first major assignment as a rookie: accompany this senator lady on a minor diplomatic trip to a distant world. The ship's engine fails en route and it crashes on a remote frontier planet full of bandits and mean-ass aliens, so Anakin and the senator have to cross the wastes to reach the nearest settlement (which is later revealed to be a secret separatist fortress, which had used some sci-fi EMP ray cannon thingy to disable the ship in the hope of capturing the senator for ransom or at least killing her in the crash). At first Anakin would be impersonal towards her, as the two just met and he feels he's got a job to focus on. As the two of them overcome various dangers, they'd bond through shared hardship and learn more about each other (IE, Padme reveals she'd been in the service after she glacks a few bandits by nabbing one of their rifles, Anakin talks about his poor, anonymous upbringing, the two of them finding out they have similar ideals about wanting to make the galaxy a better place, even though she's an elite politician and he's a humble warrior-monk, etc). Eventually there'd be the twist that it's a separatist base and they'd be captured and detained there by the nefarious Christopher Lee character, who was leading the operation from the beginning. There'd be a climatic action sequence where A. uses his nascent force ability to escape his cell, whereupon him and P. battle their way through the separatist goons (during which P. finds the comms room and sends out a distress signal) until they face Christopher Lee himself. The evil old master would get nicked by Anakin (who's now more skilled at fighting after the events of the film), but he'd chop off the young man's right hand and flee the base just before OW and the Republic's rescue expedition can arrive. As P. cradles a scared, panicking A. after having bandaged his injury, she smooches him and he reciprocates, indicating she cares about him (IE, he protected her previously and now she's protecting him).
Padme's character development is that she came out of her shell and connected with another human being while reaffirming that there are things worth fighting for even if the galaxy is a horrible place. Anakin's character development is that he's now much more mature and experienced, but he's also been traumatized by war in a way that will eventually harden his heart and turn him into Scary Helmet Man (IE, he initially wants to make the galaxy a nice and cheerful place, but eventually all he'll feel is a cold desire to restore "order" at any cost). Padme's idealism goes up while Anakin's decreases.
Wouldn't it have been so much more gratifying to see two engaging characters develop over the course of a long, arduous journey so that their romance at the end feels earned and believable?
Watch less anime.
You obviously don’t work in Hollywood.
Too much talent.
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Dude that's actually so good
Reading this makes me depressed. This prequel story could have been really really good.
Man, why’re you dropping these good ideas in the comment section. Brings a tear to my eye that the prequels are so piss
The "Jew" Part killed me =D
+Memet Zaa The Urban Market killed me
+Walthor Faustus Jew here and I almost sprayed my drink over the screen at that part. Killed me.
+xDavidx That could be a Jew as much as it could be an Arab.
Guys it obvious Watto is supposed to be a Jew. He's got an Israeli accent, not an Arab one
Threepio the biggest loudmouth ever is a witness to Anakin and Padme's wedding and they want to keep their marriage a secret..............How was that supposed to work? I keep having visions of Threepio telling everyone in the Senate about Padme's marriage to Anakin.
Maybe his memory was erased?
tigergirl305 The only time that happened was after Bail Organa gained ownership of the Droids. Nothing was said about any other time.
KISS TOO LOUD
technically his memory was wiped in ROS - so there we are
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 Which I have already mentioned. Actually it was wiped twice. Once in ROTS and again in Disney's failed trilogy.
Someone actually said to me that revenge of the sith saved the prequels. Putting aside that revenge of the sith is not a good movie, how does one movie redeem 5 hours of bad story telling with superficial uninteresting characters?
It has nothing to do with the actual movie. They watched them as children and have fond memories, so they have to come up with a way of saying the movies are good.
A lot of people don’t have the ability to actually change their mind from them they were children. That is very disturbing
Cuz lightsaber battles.
@@williamskay109 I for example never liked the prequels.
@@williamskay109 i know. When i was a kid my favorite movies were the first two pokemon movies. It’s one thing if you’re a ten year old but once you become an adult you should be a little bit more intelligent and cultured to know there’s more out their than toy commercials.
@@Jeviok General Grievious best character because he haz moss lightsabers. Star Wars=lifesavers. More lifesavers , more good film. Less lightstabers, more bad film. Thas why New Hope is worss Star Wars.
8:32 *"He needs to be family oriented and good with kids."*
Lost it.
"I'm a senator... And a Montagu!" That's such a clever bit of editing.
omg i just felt so bad for natalie portman in this movie... shes just trying her hardest with the crappy dialogue and putting so much emotion and force into it but it just ... doesn't. .. work .....
o. brocklehurst I know right. Sooooo many good actors in the prequels - Natalie Portman, Samuel L Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee, Terence Stamp, Keira Knightley, Brian Blessed, Ralph Brown, but all given total shit to work with
Yeah 😕
Thankfully she went on to star in better movies afterwards, and eventually won an Oscar.
@@jordanastro4694 she starred in leon: the professional, to critical acclaim, well before all this dog shit. her talent was never really in dispute so it's not like she had a hard time putting this train wreck behind her
What emotion? She was as robotic as every other actor in this.
these reviews still hold up so well. this guy really pioneered a type of humor that other chanels now blatantly ( and inferiorly) copy
I barely even know who Billie Dee Williams is but I can vividly remember Lando Calrissian.
Meanwhile, the only reason anyone remembers Mace Windu at all other than being "that guy who got killed by Palpatine while he screamed about unlimited power and also he had a purple lightsaber for no reason" is because he's played by Samuel L. Jackson.
Even watching this video I realized that I'd completely forgotten that he was the guy who killed Jango Fett.
Good job comparing the token black guys of each trilogy. Billie Dee Williams hasn't really been famous for like 30 years so I wouldn't expect you to know him. Samuel Jackson is just much more famous so of course he'd be recognizable to you.
I'm surprised the female jedis didn't have pink lightsabers.
10:00 - 19:00 is arguably some of the best stuff RLM has ever done. I never stop laughing.
here here
"f*** in the bathroom"
xD
"...Anakin just killed some sand people."
"You mean Arabs?"
"No... No, you racist, no."
"Oh."
Gets me every time. xX
21:41
AEW thank you
Best line of all the reviews:
"We also got to see the first Jew in Star Wars
Hahahaha"
+Jee Zed Same for me ;)
oi vey
Even reading the comment and knowing and expecting it, BAM!
XD
I'm jewish and Im fucking dying laughing at that!
Tiago Seiler "the urban market once stole my tv" 😂😂😂
It's weird that back in 1997, George Lucas kept bitching about Titanic that year. Fast forward to 2019, The Rise of Skywalker took four pages from Titanic: forced sporadic relationship, the man sacrifices himself to save the woman, when a random stranger asks the woman's name, she takes deceased guy's family name, and both are sinking franchises. I don't know if that's funny in a morbid kind of way, or sad.
Titanic wasn't a sinking fra-- oh I see what you did there.
Let's reserve judgment until Titanic 2.
What did Yoda say to Luke about the Dark Side again?
Luke: Is the Dark Side stronger?
Yoda: No. Quicker. Easier, more seductive.
Cut to the Prequels where one Lord of the Sith is able to cloud the minds of thousands of Jedi including Yoda to be able to hide in plain sight. Maybe want to rethink about that Yoda, or hell even Lucas. I'd be okay with this idea if Lucas gave a reason why Palpatine is powerful enough to cloud the minds of all the Jedi. In the new EU it's established that Palpatine uses the power of an ancient Sith shrine underneth the Jedi Temple to cloud their minds. But as Plinkett once said: ''What matters is the movie.'' And since this isn't in the movie nor mentioned it doesn't count.
"YOU'RE GONNA WATCH IIIITTTTT!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"it gets really old, really fast." *cuts to jar jar* LOL nice edit
Holy hell this review holds up almost 10 years later. Still cracking up!
wait, it is THAT OLD?
Well... I mean Phantom Menace review came out end of 2009. Coming up on 10 years now
I lost it at "brings a corpse home" as if he just picked up a random dead body on the street.
Classic. (Not the movie...This review)
brentonius Yep
“He needs to be family oriented” seen carrying dead mother
“The Urban Market once stole my television.”
22:27 made me see Darth Maul in a whole new, fabulous light.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!!!!!
@@Bassman1985 I CLAPPED
I never realised Morgan Freeman would have been such a better pick for Mace Windu. Thinking about it, the role would have been perfect for him.
Believe it or not Tupac was considered for the role
I think Keith David would have been great.
Or Chris Rock.
@@mercmarc no lol
@@palantiri6590 the idea of Goliath as a Jedi will never not be epic to me
The accused pinball machine reference is so sick and i missed it all these years
I lost it at the "what women want" list.
Virgins and old losers always do😂
@@annnee6818 You replied to an ancient comment.
@@Cetra29 and she did without any unit except to insult the person, real brain in that head for sure lol
@@annnee6818 Couldn't meet requirment #119
@@annnee6818 ah some old projecting. Hope you got better over these two years.
Plinkett’s romance advice here got me laid.
Nice
Did you get the blue can of Raid?
The romance between them should have been like the first terminator.
15:43 "Oui oui, Padme. Can I take you out to the *(beep)* and give you a *(beep)* and cho- *(beep)* -a?"
I laughed for ten minutes straight, i kid you not.
the "first jew in star wars" joke gets me every fucking time.
Holy shit Rey and Finn was a better love story and they aren't even supposed to be one!
+kagenotatsumaki Kylo Ren and Hux had a better romance than Anakin and Padme.
+Rynnec Zuhac Kylo Ren and Han Solo had a better romance than Anakin and Padme.
They really should end up together.
Ali Momeni No, they shouldn't. And probably won't because of the whole "Jedis cannot fall in love" thing. Seriously, look what happened last time lol.
+kagenotatsumaki What? Episode VII has been released?
25:04 Dubbing that line from Pulp Fiction over Frozone was fabulous. Makes me want the version of The Incredibles where they let Samuel Jackson off the chain with his lines... lol
this video made me realized that SW: AoTC is the star wars equivalent of fucking twilight
The 'romance' with Anakin and Padme should have been depicted as a straightforward dalliance or brief affair that turned into poorly thought out commitment because of the traumatic events in the movie acting as a catalyst.
And imply premarital sex? Never!
Could have just said that they had a brief fling that produced a child. Could have still gotten away with a PG rating by fading out with a kissing scene against a bedroom. That way Luke and Leia would still be born, Anakin would be expelled from the Jedi order as a result and wants revenge as a result. Didn’t need to bring love into it.
Trauma bonding would have been much more believable, you’re right
These reviews helped me deal with these awful films that stupid kids now swear by.
I know. It’s the oddest thing that every one praises these movies like they’re the LOTR trilogy. I get it if you don’t particularly hate the prequels or even liked them as a kid but go so far as to praise them as great cinema.
That just shows how bad Disney fumbled the bag. Imagine making Star Wars movies that are so bad that it makes the previous bad movies look good by comparison.
"He needs to be good with kids"
*Camera pans over dead kids*
19:43 "woh, my gawd, is this a fake movie or somethin'?!" Jesus christ you're funny.
I'm new to this channel. I'm loving the humor and review style of this particular content. I hope to see more like it!
Welcome! The RLM fan base can be pretty silly, but I'm sure you'll enjoy their movie reviews and fit right in!
Razenoid Arcanoth I'd highly recommend marathoning their Best of the Worst playlist. IMO, it's their best series aside from these reviews.
ryrysteam It's definitely the funniest, but I think Half in the Bag has its own charm
borichamo Oh, of course. I love the dry, sarcastic humor of Mike and Jay. It's nice to see just the two of them going back and forth.
Razenoid Arcanoth Ahh man I'm jelly - best channel on the internets.
That damn space canoe. I wonder if George Lucas has that floating around Skywalker Ranch. It’s the only real thing built for this movie.
I’m convinced Lucas has a serious brain disorder or is an alien in disguise. Not sure which though. Like No one would care if it was just a regular fucking canoe
Jeez, I'd forgotten just how shitty their interactions were outside of rolling in the grass and talking about sand. Dickishly interrupting her? Creepy staring that makes her literally say that she feels uncomfortable? What the hell? Cheesy sand dialog is one thing, but that's another.
"family oriented, and good with kids" xD xD LMOAAAA
8:32 "He needs to be family oriented" (shows footage of Anakin carrying his dead mother's corpse). 11 years later, still hilarious!
the weird and creepy comment scenes had me tears laughing..
I think I've watched this shit a hundred times now. just doesn't get old.
"The urban market once stole my TV"
😂😂
I honest to god don't know why Mace Windu is so popular among fans. I mean seriously what the fuck did he actually do in these movies? Sit around in chairs half the time, giving boring emotionless empty dialogue while giving a performance where it comes off that he doesn't want to be there. Hell even when he got into action sequences pretty much gave the same type of performance as his talking scenes, bored and lifeless. It's honest to god criminal in how much George wasted the talents of people like Jackson and Christopher Lee within these films. But then again you could say that for the entire cast apart from Ian McDiamird who at the very least was deliciously hamming it up.
"He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it." That's women in a nutshell. You're a genius Plinkett
"He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it"
That right there sums of women better than anything ever
I was thinking what face I would make if this girl was telling me this to my face.
It was an instant "Bitch, what?"
And yet some guys still manage to communicate with females. But not you. Can't be your fault though, it's always the woman's fault. Has been since the apple.
@@annnee6818 because not all women are that crazy?
"And Lando even had a hispanic co-pilot"
Listening to them "prattle on about themselves" is surprisingly effective.
25:14 funny enough, Forest Whitaker is now in Rogue One. Maybe director Gareth Edwards watches Plinkett? ;)
Forest whitaker not saw gerrera
And he plays an even more worthless dude than Sam Jackson did XD
I forgot about him because what he and Jin did together was explained instead of shown.
The pinball machine joke is everything. A true thing of beauty.
It was lost on me. Can you explain it, please?
@@im_piano Look up the movie The Accused (1988).