We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.
I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway
Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person
He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of TH-cam because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)
2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber
Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.
In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.
Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years. You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.
this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat
this is got to be one of my favorite videos of all time, it reminds me so much of the Doug Doug inspire bot stream and it's just a 10 out of 10 experience
As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much
the longest moment to get to "The idea is simple" so far that I know of is 22 seconds
And all it took was having to rant about Nintendo online to delay it lol a very good reason to delay it
The delay from the connection delayed even his catchphrase
can you beat 3 worlds of kirby in the time it takes for failboat to drop his catchphrase
@@dirk-stridrogen-monoxideprobably no
Actually more like 19 seconds
My headphones died right at 5:46 and my headphones say “goodbye” when they get turned off so I just hear “I’m sorry, GOODBYE” as Dan starts burning
Your headphones were ready to bring you to there huh?
My headphones do the same thing!
Bro imagine your going to sleep and listening to music and then you just hear the cold emotionless voice of an ai saying "goodbye"
5:34
@@TheRomonator the same vibe as seeing "run" or "hide" or even "i'm in" in your notifications
6:15 I love how this implies that Dan remembered the name of LITHUANIA OF ALL THINGS and nothing else
@justasbabickas765 OPINION VALID
That’s Fiddlebert’s Country!
Fiddlin’ time
The nations of the world, according to Failboat
-United States (includes California)
-Lithuania
-???
@@Mjgaming54321 the rest of the us is ???? too, its *just* california
We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.
Playing every Kirby game and every Mario game at the same time while waiting for Minecraft to load with 100 mods on a 15 year old computer.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit i can testify- it won't. it just wont- mine gets buggy af on me if i even try to run A mod, not to mention 100 bhfsbjfsb
@@i8chocolatecake995 I said that out of experience.
I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway
The man himself
Right above my two comments ⬆👆
Do not take credit for the hiveminds actions
"Splatoon sucks" a wonderful start
splatoon sucks (gone wrong)
Good
Said like a true Splatoon Fan
i mean there IS Ink Vac
He's not wrong
I love it when my youtube notifications tell me to run.
its like it can tell your inner thoughts
Getting a notification run is scary if you're alone at night.
Relatable
especially when its 4am
Especially when you check on it later and it says something else
9:51 Failboat: "Someone kill me!"
Bonkers: "Gotchu, bro."
No worries, the first time I saw Failboat’s face, I ran as fast as I could.
Lmao!
Lol what?
Relatable
run all we know is to run, run run run, do we stop? no, we run, we must not stop, we cannot stop, do not stop.
DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN
this is simultaneously a flex *and* a criticism
Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person
Nintendo's online service is truly inkonsistent
also let it be known that slime asmr is one of the most upsetting things i have ever seen, both visibly and audibly
Hey Mito
I have a question
Were you stimulated
@@FelixDCat_12 no i yearn for more stimuli
@@darks_gene707 I have a feeling we’re gonna make this a running joke for the next couple streams
@@FelixDCat_12 is that a bad thing ?
@@darks_gene707 No
In fact I’m extremely hype
4:52 OH- that explains why I had zero idea that this stream even happened!
I do hope you got some sleep after that..
"PUT ME IN THE HOTDOG ROOM"
-bailfoat
I love bailfoat and Mayjoji they are the best
didn’t expect failboat to start multitasking with kirby and splatoon
And egg rolls
Don’t forget subway surfers and slime asmr
Also don't forget the Minecraft parcore!
Soon he may have enough dandori to not suck at PIKMIN.
Have one of the videos start with “the idea was simple… WAS, simple” and have it be an idea that starts simple but slowly descends into madness
He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of TH-cam because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)
The Idea is Simple... Or so I thought...
so every video
5:32 waddle doo revenge
Maybe i'll get him this time, beam attack ! (Kirby goes to heaven)
BEAM ATTACK
failboats failed attempt to end the beam attack ARG
FINALLYYYYY
He got him this time
It’s Kirby time.
And splatoon.
He will kirbin everything
splirby
And Subway Surfers
And Slime Asmr
And egg rolls
And Minecraft Parkour
its kirby time exclusively when its not also splatoon time
its kibying time
I see Dougdoug has educated Daniel in the ways of more than just Peggle
2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber
Get *R-R-RECOGNIZED!!!!!*
Splirby is my favorite game too.
'What if I didn't run? What if i'm not a coward?'
'What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try?'
i can officially say i have been featured in a failboat video, i was that carbon deco at 4:42, i appreciate you acknowledging me :)
This is where you peak, it's only a downfall from here.
(Congrats on winning the anarchy matchup lottery!)
@@Maritime_Memories i've been on a downfall since the 26th of december, 2022 don't worry
"no, im not going to run"
defy kirby man
13:24 *Kirby sliding into a pit of spikes as Failboat and chat argue about egg rolls and the ERA* AH YES, THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN.
"splatoon sucks" really caught me off guard oppose to the "The Idea is simple"
"Hell is real, and you're going there." is something I am ashamed of myself for not expecting.
Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.
I wasn't expecting to watch both Kirby and Splatoon at the same time today, but I was bored so I'm very thankful for it
“But today, it sucking is a good thing.”
-Failboat
In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.
Chat: Skill issue skill issue Beam attack Beam attack 2:38
Oh, come on! “run”?! That’s even scarier than the last few!
Me:Failboat What did you do this time Failboat:ThE IdEa Is SiMpLe
it is never not simple
1:05 I expected him to say “It is” 🤣
This is why I love failboat. You’re gonna get absolutely terrified by those titles.
You have no idea how alarming it is too see run just randomly pop in front of your screen in the dead middle of the night
Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years.
You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.
That climactic ending was peak. I have never been more excited for a Failboat video to (be about to) end!
"Hell is real, and you're going there." -Failboat, unprompted
18:37 Failboat always saves the best part for last & I love that!
Btw, this ending part was hilarious 😂
15:46 "The words never found the... THE END OF THE LEVEL" 4am Failure is peak comedy
Had this videi playing as a pop up over my mobile game for a more authentic overstimulated experience
same.
though i wasn't paying much attention to it, so it was bearable.
Ah yes, my favorite video game,
Splirby’s return to 3, a cult classic like no other for the Nintendo Swii
the slime "asmr" sounded like bones crunching good god whyyy
I watch fails videos while playing splatoon, so this is an accurate representation of what it’s like
Now try it with a whole Kirby and the Forgotten Land world and Smash Ultimate's online loading.
The idea is beginning to become more simple than ever
Nintendo switch online moment
Congrats, you’re first
fr
You're First
Fr
Yooooo
You know it’s a good day when failboat uploads a Kirby video
"30 second match time!"
Actual atrocity.
ADHD Simulator X.
father why does the internet bill look like it is in pain?
this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else
thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat
Daniel finally died to the Beam Attack
I began sprinting at speeds equivalent to that of a double-decker bus, or about 50 miles per hour the second I saw failboat uploaded.
I love being subscribed to failboat and recieving threatening messages everytime he uploads
I remember coming into the steam, watching Failboat along with Subway Surfers gameplay, a Kirby game that doesn’t move and as Splatoon gameplay
the most creative way to complain about nintendo switch online
I love playing a but of Splirby with a side of Merde Magorder at the end
Maybe some Octry Expanoland too, that's kinda fun
Paying for online is like paying for a make games broken service Edit: Waddle Doo: I FINALLY GOT HIM *Dies to the fire*
1:02 "Some may say oh Daniel, this is dumb... Ok," had me going from the start
Finally! A video for my non-existant attention span!
this is got to be one of my favorite videos of all time, it reminds me so much of the Doug Doug inspire bot stream and it's just a 10 out of 10 experience
As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much
Bro is splitting his brain in half, one side is squids, the other is star children.
I watched this in 2x speed
So much stimulation
Fail boat once said “some may say:oh Daniel, this is dumb….’” 1:06
I crumbled at the term
Splirby 😖
i need to know where Failboat lives if he considers a 1:30-2:00 minute wait time in Splatoon as "long".
adhd in a nutshell 2:21
Watching the distraction segment(especially the slime part) was doubly hilarious after playing 'Turnip Boy robs a bank'
My For You says this:
run
hide
gamble 😂😂😂
The rare Dan not saying THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
Ah yes kirby and the splatoon curse
I love that he kept getting distracted by the random videos on-screen
You can run
but Kirby will always find you.
I'm literally watching this between splatoon matches lmao
Theese god darn ominus titels
Run now
Failboat losing half his sentences due to overstimulation is just me in real world
I am running.
I can’t believe you played my favourite game splatkirbysuffersmileeggcraft
No
Failboat: "Are people watching my stream?"
*Playing at 4:00 am*
POYO
holæ
POYO
Moin kirbo
Everything I think I’ve seen the most chaotic failboat video he posts again
Hi
Nearly had a heart attack when I got the notification
“Babies are the solution to world hunger” a modest proposal
No I will not run. (also first or second)
Never seen a title more straight forward
YOU RUINED THE NAME!!!
How
@@alonzoruss7295 it used to just say "run" iirc
I suppose this is what you call: Multitasking.
First
false information
5th actually
Failboat: orange is my forth least favourite color.
Chatty dee: S O, Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H.
i'm glad this video came with eggroll
the failboat video comes with eggroll *vineboom*
the fact this stream was super late basically like midnight late and still able to watch this live and double game screens totally a simple idea
10:47 how is this satisfying, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard