@@spartanraccoon should probably see someone to figure yourself out or talk to someone about it. I very much hope you haven't actually transitioned 5 times over the last 4 years because switching between hormones like that cannot be good for your body.
“You can mod ANY Kirby game!” “Any Kirby game you say?” “Yes, any Kirby game- wait what are you doing l?” “YOU GAVE ME THE ROLE OF THE CHEF, SO I’M HERE COOKING UP A FEAST!!!”
HOLY CRAP, I actually owned the original board game this was based off of! I always thought it was weird that one of the boards was just a Top Ride track.
@@jessthecowgirl152oh I made the comment before actually SEEING the card; I caught the stream late & only heard about the Shahrazad from someone in chat
Smallant immediately knows the difference between "every turn" and "every time it's your turn" He'd do good at Magic the Gathering Edit: I made this comment before realizing he played MTG. I am a fool
from what ive seen online, kirby is usually presented as genderless in japanese, but in other languages like english hes often referred to with masculine terms. so depending on your interpretation and what works you have access to you could easily read him as either male or some kind of nonbinary, maybe agender.
bro didn't even touch on things like corner boosting, ultras, hyper bunnyhops, jelly climb, reverse tech, moonboost, throwable hovers, double/triple block boosts, or dash bounces. i'm still proud though :3
I find it so funny how smant turing into a dinosaur essentially made him a insane threat because with his villian card active he gets to move more overtime, but with it deacive he still gets to move far, creating a very bad lose lose senario no matter what.
1:13 Failboat YET AGAIN bragging about how old he is. WE GET IT! YOUR BONES ARE DUST! YOU ALREADY BOUGHT A COFFIN! *SHUT! UP!* 🤦♂️ Anyways, keep being awesome!😁👍
I love the fact the rules are just confusing enough they take massive advantage of loopholes or just blatantly cheat and no one really cares Really shows the peak boardgame experience
Oh hey it’s our favorite torture meth-I mean game maker Magic the Noah. If only Valefisk was here to join this board game chaos it would’ve been so fitting to see him have to deal with a torturous board game for one
I mean i guess you can know/guess atleast 85% of these from just being active on the internet, but maybe thats just being terminally online. Or maybe its just being autistic and games/online stuff being some of my hyperfixations
@@TheTreeofNation That and there's a lot of cards that didn't come up like Princess Elise (makes the players kiss) or Mario (makes players call every card Mario) or Super 'Sonic Saves The World' World (makes players name mario fangames)
The conceptual framework underpinning this notion is one characterized by a profound simplicity, devoid of extraneous complexity, wherein the essential elements coalesce into a singular, unembellished form that, while devoid of intricate convolution, remains imbued with a certain elegant straightforwardness, thus rendering the idea as fundamentally uncomplicated in its essence.
I am not trans but I have played Celeste so I can infact confirm that male skipping is a technique that is used in Celeste. Also trans people are awesome.
@@flamefangstar How I do it is I try to think of something thematic for what the card is based on, then try to fit it into the limits of the game. If it needs a new mechanic such as for Infinite or Eldlich, I make the new mechanic.
Since I'm currently in the middle of farewell, it was suprising to learn how many of the celeste advanced techniques I knew, such as wavedashing, the wall jump one, and the male skip
I want to point out that technically wavedashing is a variation of a hyperdash, part of the card name, and is such not a distinct technique. A wavedash is just a hyperdash you perform starting in the air
The Pure Comedy of Dan 1:28 3:32 10:16 keep repeating this if you want for fun 12:23 15:54 16:01 16:15 17:29 21:38 26:39 Bonus: 22:35 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bonus 2: Pair this with the third timestamp for extra fun! 10:00 KIRBY: RIGHT INTO TORTURE
Watching this gave me a similar level to confusion to when I try to understand turns in Yu-Gi-Oh nowadays with Pendulum and Link Summons (the furthest I personally ever was able to understand is Synchro summons)
Noah is usually such a powerful being in board games, I naturally fear him. In this state he has no power, he is dormant. Fear the potential WE. ARE. NOT. SAFE.
I remember this game! I got it as a kid while traveling with my mom who was on a concert tour and played it with my brother in the hotel lobby. I have such fond memories of this game, thank you for bringing them back!
"Madeline is trans, that's a movement technique" Well... the words trans does refer to movement (it's like "to the other side" or something that I forgot), so it technically is true...
Hey, guess what! I'm working on a small update since Vernias said he was interested in playing this for a video! There's gonna be a few new cards, including a Velocipastor nerf!
you didn't see it because we lost the footage but I won 27 games before we started recording
He lies
The truth, finally
Truthing
Blasphemy
I’m excited for the next video where more TH-camrs are likely to rage
this is easily my favorite Kirby's Right Back At Ya Wendy's board game video
omggg hiiii vernias hiiiiiiiii Smash Tactics (the game I'm actually proud of and put effort into) is almost ready to be played I'm very excited!!
Where were you when this was streamed on Twitch
My good ol friend Vernias. :)
vernias!!! you were in the first magicthenoah video i watched
I get that joke, but this version of the Kirby anime board game by Wendy’s is legitimately great.
You know Dans gone too far when he says “The idea is simple” and my sibling from across the room says “I DOUBT IT!”
@@SyWhite-Amedeus "the premise may not have complications"
idea is indeed simple. the execution however, is not
@@sleepdeprivedcactus "The concept is not hard but is undoubtedly easy"
Wild
i doubt it, true
WHOAAA can YOU find the WACKY editing error that was definitely left in intentionally?? 😲😲😲😲 ONLY 1 in every 9001 people can do it!!
Hi failboat
You're the actual worst, i'll let you know when I find it.
I hope there's just no error and you make people try to find it for the funny
Would you say it’s……..
OVER 9000!
yes
im not gonna say what it is tho
0:30 Magic the Noah is getting invited to a game. What is this, a parallel universe?!
Seriously
This hell I've created was not intended for him but like I'll take it lol
@@keystone5750 KEYSTONE?!! Wow, the creator messaged me. That's neat.
Failure decided to pull a reverse card on him
because it's not google slides
"Being trans is an advanced movement technique because you move from one gender to another"
Actual Failboat quote
@@devastatheseeker9967 Describing being mtf as “male skip” is funny lmao
i have done like 5 advanced movement techniques in the ppast four years
Havnt watched yet so we’ll see if your lieing
@@spartanraccoon should probably see someone to figure yourself out or talk to someone about it.
I very much hope you haven't actually transitioned 5 times over the last 4 years because switching between hormones like that cannot be good for your body.
I mean, he’s not wrong
the wendy’s kirby anime playmat board game released in 2003 is such a specific pull. i forgot that thing even existed.
When did you even learn it in the first place?
@@myniko every kirby game ranked, go watch it
Burger
@@myniko I mean it's on Tabletop Sim and that's where I'm most powerful soooooooo
I got poo
Once you hear the word “programmer”, you know it’s gonna be a good one.
Sans undertale
Facts especially google translation 100 times
IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE
Burger
I saw a child and a programmer
“You can mod ANY Kirby game!”
“Any Kirby game you say?”
“Yes, any Kirby game- wait what are you doing l?”
“YOU GAVE ME THE ROLE OF THE CHEF, SO I’M HERE COOKING UP A FEAST!!!”
I'm gonna use that line all the time now. Thanks
@@theboredbrawler4821 Me too
HOLY CRAP, I actually owned the original board game this was based off of! I always thought it was weird that one of the boards was just a Top Ride track.
Burger
Burger
Burger
You know I didn't consider that people actually Had This
@@keystone5750Thank you for your services
you know a Kirby ""mod"" is good when it's got someone playing fucking Shahrazad MtG
Burger
I forgot about Shahrazad until one of my good friends reminded me it existed. One of the funniest cards to exist ever.
equivalant? that was it. that was the card
@@jessthecowgirl152oh I made the comment before actually SEEING the card; I caught the stream late & only heard about the Shahrazad from someone in chat
I think that any game can be improved by adding Shahrazad
Smallant immediately knows the difference between "every turn" and "every time it's your turn"
He'd do good at Magic the Gathering
Edit: I made this comment before realizing he played MTG. I am a fool
Yeah, it'd be really cool if he actually played that game
oh god imagine him with "at the beginning of every combat" cards
@@MitoNova583 my usual example is the card that taught me the difference, Beledros Witherbloom.
Wdym "would"? He plays it. He has shown up on at least one of the major mtg channels.
Technically Haltmann is only supposed to draw at the end of it's owner's turn but this game is not worded well and will probably not receive an update
Somehow, in a Kirby boardgame, you have implanted the idea that transitioning is an advanced movement technique, and I thank you endlessly for that.
Hey technically Kirby is genderless so it pass.
Describing being mtf as “male skip” is funny lmao
@@Narrativerse i slightly remember that in kirby squeak squad the narrator says that kirby was a male
from what ive seen online, kirby is usually presented as genderless in japanese, but in other languages like english hes often referred to with masculine terms. so depending on your interpretation and what works you have access to you could easily read him as either male or some kind of nonbinary, maybe agender.
personally i like the agender kirby theory because it makes me happy :)
11:10 i love the usage of deltarune music to convey the fact that smallant is, in fact, deltaing his runes
bro didn't even touch on things like corner boosting, ultras, hyper bunnyhops, jelly climb, reverse tech, moonboost, throwable hovers, double/triple block boosts, or dash bounces. i'm still proud though :3
I’m also surprised demodashing, the other famous Celeste movement, was not mentioned.
@@cinnamoone3553 and he almost immediately went to “maleskip”
Honestly, unhinged cast for an unhinged game. I'm so sad I missed this stream, it seems like it was literal hell. 10/10 boardgame, would purchase
You don’t need to purchase it! It can be found on Board Game Geek to be printed, or Tabletop Simulator digitally!
Noah's presence makes sense, some of these turns got so convoluted it actually felt like they were playing Magic.
The last turn was basically counterspells galore.
I find it so funny how smant turing into a dinosaur essentially made him a insane threat because with his villian card active he gets to move more overtime, but with it deacive he still gets to move far, creating a very bad lose lose senario no matter what.
I loved the PowerPoint presentation of Dan doing planks
If only it was in slides, then it would be in character.
1:13 Failboat YET AGAIN bragging about how old he is.
WE GET IT! YOUR BONES ARE DUST! YOU ALREADY BOUGHT A COFFIN! *SHUT! UP!* 🤦♂️
Anyways, keep being awesome!😁👍
seems like he's suffering from......DEMENTIAAAAAAAAAA~
Burger
@@KitKatSplatYOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER~
*DEMENTIAAAAAAAAAAAA~*
Wait, what was this reply section talking about?
Unrelated but I just thought of a really good song
Samllant always falling for the simplest deez nuts jokes is just my favorite
I love the fact the rules are just confusing enough they take massive advantage of loopholes or just blatantly cheat and no one really cares
Really shows the peak boardgame experience
Card: "The Guilty Gear Strive announcer"
NoteBlock: _plays clip from Xrd_
Same announcer so 🤷♂️
@@BeeLy1011 different inflection on the "Sol Badguy"
13:49 when you’re doing a group project and no one knows what they’re doing:
Oh hey it’s our favorite torture meth-I mean game maker Magic the Noah. If only Valefisk was here to join this board game chaos it would’ve been so fitting to see him have to deal with a torturous board game for one
I like how Failboat's camera was just at 2 frames per hour during the planking segment. Bro turned into a slideshow. XD
He had to use so much power for ghat plank that he became a PowerPoint
You should subject Noah to more of this, feels like he deserves it for his many game shows.
Eye for an eye
0:43 LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!!
@@FluffBallOSC Aww dang it...
AW DANG IT…
@@RiggyandDoodleBobLover aw dang it
@@Pokeplayz131 Awh dangit...
@@Pokeplayz131AW DANG IT
12:14 BRIDGET
“The town inside me and everyone’s voice only I’m not there just watching from afar”
I cant believe they put me in a board game without my consent
Yeah, like at least ask @@Banana_D
Dang gurl;
Why do you have an ENTIRE town inside ya for?
@@Da_ComputerMonster that’s wild
I feel like I should explain what every card is a reference to but that'd be hard
so I'm not gonna do it
I feel like you shouldn't thats too much work
There will be someone thats insane enough to do it lmao
I mean i guess you can know/guess atleast 85% of these from just being active on the internet, but maybe thats just being terminally online. Or maybe its just being autistic and games/online stuff being some of my hyperfixations
@@TheTreeofNation That and there's a lot of cards that didn't come up like Princess Elise (makes the players kiss) or Mario (makes players call every card Mario) or Super 'Sonic Saves The World' World (makes players name mario fangames)
@@keystone5750 Fun fact I haven’t even watched it yet
@@keystone5750I was really hoping princess Elise would get drawn.
YOU WAKE UP ITS A SUNDAY OH LOOK A NEW FAILBOAT VID IS OUT
*pray.*
*H I D E*
*R I G H T B E H I N D Y O U*
Any fellow “male skippers?”
God I love that sentence
Who else runs HRT%?
Me and I agree.
@@REDACTED_ALIAS not ready for that one yet, trying to PB escapeparents%
@@REDACTED_ALIAS I want to but I'm currently stuck at the waiting for doctors split, not getting a good time
@@TheCelestineyou’re so real for this one I am in your exact boat XD
may you escape them in multiple hours less than the world record…
9:25 I hate to agree with father, but he does sound the most like Mr. The Guilty Gear announcer
This is not normal Failboat chaos, this is, ADVANCED FAILBOAT CHAOS!
22:36 Happy late Birthday, Failman!
About time you gave Magic the Noah a taste of his own medicine
Finally, Noah plays the game instead of making it. Now he can be toxic and also be a apart of the chaos
The conceptual framework underpinning this notion is one characterized by a profound simplicity, devoid of extraneous complexity, wherein the essential elements coalesce into a singular, unembellished form that, while devoid of intricate convolution, remains imbued with a certain elegant straightforwardness, thus rendering the idea as fundamentally uncomplicated in its essence.
british failboat
The Spiffing Boat
I was confusion for a minute but now I just want to fight you.
"The Idea is Simple..."
Such inspiring words...
14:52 Truly the biggest jumpscare imaginable for any tcg player.
The Guilty Gear fans will swarm this video, I can tell.
That would be freaking awesome!!
As a trans person I can confirm that male skipping is a technique used in Celeste and my life.
Glad to know we have an expert with us.
omg same
You are speedrunning life?
I am not trans but I have played Celeste so I can infact confirm that male skipping is a technique that is used in Celeste. Also trans people are awesome.
25:08 *fun fact* smant hates apple juice
If anyone has any questions about cards I will answer them. Because there's a lot of questions to ask.
@@keystone5750 I’m kinda curious, were there any project moon related dream cards
@@satella8963 I'm not familiar with the series, so no I don't think so
How did you decide effects?
@@flamefangstar How I do it is I try to think of something thematic for what the card is based on, then try to fit it into the limits of the game. If it needs a new mechanic such as for Infinite or Eldlich, I make the new mechanic.
Is there an archive of the cards I can find somewhere so I can see the ones not shown in the video?
> sees pilebunker
> laughs my ass off (i know the bit)
"Thank you, failboat" we all say in unison
Who knew a kirby themed board game was a thing, and if so how long was that relevent for until it was lost to obscurity.
It's a fast food toy so I'd wager about a week tops.
The idea is Shrimple, fry rice
All 3 other players trying to team up to stop Smallant only for him to win anyways is the peak of content
This is the first time I've properly seen Magic The Noah's face
My brother immediately paused it at 2:06 and then got so excited when that card got drawn later!
LITERALLY ME LMAO
real
If I told my past self before this stream everything that happened during the stream, I would not believe it in the SLIGHTEST. What a WILD ride.
I saw the small magic the Noah icon and INSTANTLY CLICKED
It’s nice to see they are having fun… but if I was there SmallAnt would be driving me insane with his shenanigans.
KIRBY ANIME MENTIONED?! ( the episode with the dog made me cry )
Dude smallant had a zero to hero moment
Just like that
(Snaps finger)
4:31 IS THAT FAMOUS HUGO PLAYER IN EVO 2024 THIRD STRIKE TOP 6 HAYAO
YEAH I THINK IT IS
The people’s champion
IT IS HE'S SO COOL
12:14 Brisket!!!!
My favourite kirby game feature, trans people!
Always fun when noah, smant, daniel, and some other guy are in the same video.
Since I'm currently in the middle of farewell, it was suprising to learn how many of the celeste advanced techniques I knew, such as wavedashing, the wall jump one, and the male skip
Oh hell yeah Farewell is so fire genuinely one of my favourite things in any game, like top 10 for sure
I'm currently attempting the male skip, I have almost got it, wish me luck.
@@nixprowse220 wishing you the best of luck on your PB
I want to point out that technically wavedashing is a variation of a hyperdash, part of the card name, and is such not a distinct technique. A wavedash is just a hyperdash you perform starting in the air
first we got "Magalor evades taxes simulator"
Now we got "Kirby's MEME LAND monopoly three.".
9:28 why is this sol a bad guy?
Because he's the Guilty Gear
Because he worked against the US government
Well there's already a Saul Goodman
Because there is a Freddie Mercury album called Mr. Bad Guy.
4:42
“We’re all doing planks Smallant, have you ever exercised before”
*Pencil sharpening ptsd*
when will the idea not be simple
it was a month or so ago
It already happened not that long ago
some videos have been not simple before (i.e. the calling my mom video)
It's been NOT simple for the past few vids
When chat is the idea it ain't simple
Imagine a crossover where he says "the idea is simple..." and is interrupted by "Or is it?"
Da-na na Vsauce enters the arena
Seeing Magic the Noah in a different board game video is wild.
failboat has turned the tables. noah has been subjected to awful board games. this is a momentous occasion.
Wow! Kirby: and the forgotten land is looking a lot different then I remember
Personally I don’t see a difference
More like Kirby and the Forgotten Board (Game)
The Pure Comedy of Dan
1:28
3:32
10:16 keep repeating this if you want for fun
12:23
15:54
16:01
16:15
17:29
21:38
26:39
Bonus: 22:35 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Bonus 2: Pair this with the third timestamp for extra fun! 10:00
KIRBY: RIGHT INTO TORTURE
Fun fact: I am the first viewer of this video
Failboat, are you going to start failsaw soon? Jigboat? With Kirby themed traps? This is a very menacing title.
7:20 I never expected one of my favorite games to actually get referenced in a Kirby video
This is because the creator is a Celeste fan 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Celeste is so fire dude genuinely maybe the best 2D platformer of all time
failboat becoming a png was my favorite part of this video
You had to be there, the plank segment was so fucked that the whole stream crashed
0:30 tabletop simulator? fancy meeting my tool for playing 40k here!
Finally, Magic the Noah gets a piece of his own medicine
Watching this gave me a similar level to confusion to when I try to understand turns in Yu-Gi-Oh nowadays with Pendulum and Link Summons (the furthest I personally ever was able to understand is Synchro summons)
4:12 Not Expecting To Get Xemnas Jump scared (I am a massive kh fan over here lol)
Same lol that's why he's in the game
This should be a series this is actually really entertaining
Can’t believe Failboat didn’t mention neutral hopping smh
The idea is simple, no one believes the cute little Kirby is an elder god slayer, so keystone made a board game to prove that god is dead.
hearing the PHIGHTING! soundtrack in the beginning was such a jumpscare oh my goodness
"Homebrew-Wendy's Kirby-Meme-Quelf" is my favorite form of Quelf
The idea IS simple, though the execution is not
Noah is usually such a powerful being in board games, I naturally fear him. In this state he has no power, he is dormant. Fear the potential WE. ARE. NOT. SAFE.
Are we sure this sane game wasn't designed by Magic the Noah himself?
Don't worry this is my personal hell
I remember this game! I got it as a kid while traveling with my mom who was on a concert tour and played it with my brother in the hotel lobby. I have such fond memories of this game, thank you for bringing them back!
Magicthenoah? Looks like the tables had flipped
26:05 that was the most epic end-game ever
magic the noah finally gets tortured by a game.
I'll be honest, I hope this little mod gets publicly released if it hasn't already, because this looks like a lot of fun!
It's already available! Check Tabletop Simulator or Board Game Geek!
This portrays the amazing art that is "fine print bullsh*ting."
Fun fact! In the FAQ I say that the rules are whatever you can convince the other players of. So go wild.
@@keystone5750 is there any way to download the game?
This was probably the least simple idea of any of them
"Madeline is trans, that's a movement technique"
Well... the words trans does refer to movement (it's like "to the other side" or something that I forgot), so it technically is true...
Dude, i’m overstimulated
It made me laugh, so i can’t be too mad.
Happy birthday failboat 1 week in the future
it was 2 days ago
@@Lolagold_mobile 🤫
10:00 LET'S GO G A M B L I N G !
10:16 AW DANG IT!!!
We need more beam attack
from the FAQ:
*Q: The game isn’t funny enough. Where’s Beam Attack?*
A: It is funny enough to me; I will not be adding Beam Attack
I didn’t expect to see Anti-Bubzia here, or to witness such a faithful adaptation of his powers.
every FREAKING time
15:16 the game starts
Can you include the end as a timestamp I want to see the results ;(
@@boots1070 15:28 the game ends
@@launderine ty
if any video needs a part two, it's this. i had no idea what was happening for at least half of this video but i loved every second of it
Hey, guess what! I'm working on a small update since Vernias said he was interested in playing this for a video! There's gonna be a few new cards, including a Velocipastor nerf!
@@keystone5750 YYYIIIIIPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE