Ranking Every Sinnoh Pokemon I Could Beat Up

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  • @burt_the_pug4354
    @burt_the_pug4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Karens:
    PokEmOn iS aNimAL abUsE
    John:
    You ain't seen nothing yet

    • @polyopia1170
      @polyopia1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You got a giggle out of me thank you

    • @brightburst2992
      @brightburst2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Redpanda

    • @dumbpotaato
      @dumbpotaato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wut about Karen from the elite 4

    • @justaveraeg
      @justaveraeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @justaveraeg
      @justaveraeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dumbpotaato THE KAREN HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ELITE 4 MEMBER

  • @Silver-Arm
    @Silver-Arm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    John A.K.A. PokeMEN @ Human Clothes
    Ability: Opposable Thumbs
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
    Jolly Nature
    - Kick
    - Punch
    - Grab
    - Throw

    • @gamergabeplayz5790
      @gamergabeplayz5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I will choose him

    • @urkerab
      @urkerab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You forgot Stomp.

    • @shadowthief6471
      @shadowthief6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow that is a terrible hp stat

    • @overforest1195
      @overforest1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@shadowthief6471 That's his EVs, not his base stats

    • @JustinWPruett
      @JustinWPruett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Health: 70
      Attack: 110
      Defense: 60
      SPA: 110
      SPD: 60
      Speed: 70

  • @Riolunator
    @Riolunator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "Squirrels are very dumb"
    Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail

    • @nickschile4807
      @nickschile4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Squirrels in Florida are on meth, like a good portion of the population there if the news has any truth to it XD

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's crazy! Squirrels in Northern California are mostly chill

    • @kensizhang5398
      @kensizhang5398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Japan squirrels 🐿
      太恐怖了

    • @RiveriaPanda
      @RiveriaPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I accidentally kicked a squirrel before

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No thats just florida, here in Georgia there still pretty dumb

  • @joshkung
    @joshkung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Pokemon is animal abuse"
    John: "So I take them by the head, and I can just bash them back and forth.."

  • @matthewdean3339
    @matthewdean3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Next video: beating up every gen 4 Pokémon until the remakes come out.

  • @charles_capet321
    @charles_capet321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I like how when he comes up to Darkrai he just said “you”.......

    • @ShadowKnight5204
      @ShadowKnight5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Darkrai won't even give him a chance to strike. Dark Void Hax.

    • @nokti...
      @nokti... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      knew darkrai would fucking obliterate him too so he didn't even bother saying its name😭🙏

    • @syedmajidhassan4051
      @syedmajidhassan4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He who shall not be named

    • @BobaLycheeee
      @BobaLycheeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait wait we didn't say if he was in his sleep Darkai would just......

    • @vcheese9927
      @vcheese9927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@syedmajidhassan4051 voldermort aka darkrai

  • @michaeljanas1708
    @michaeljanas1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?"
    Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not about the anime, it’s about how tough it is. (Which happiny isn’t) and Brock isn’t there, and what if there is no lake

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But John could throw it too….

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chad Springfield what if John comes out with gigichad abs

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s an easy win gigichad can literally destroy every Pokémon ever

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can literally touch mewtwo and explode him gigichad is overpowered

  • @davidtrottier7066
    @davidtrottier7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    John: "I'm going to try playing frisbee golf with a 133-pound steel plate."

    • @quinten2529
      @quinten2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He would break his his hands

    • @ShadowKnight5204
      @ShadowKnight5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not steel plate, Bronze Mirror.

    • @gamertwo6263
      @gamertwo6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean just use it like a discus
      Just grab
      Spin around
      And *yeet*
      And maybe tear your arms out of socket in the process

    • @oryben9501
      @oryben9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quinten2529 wow really? yeah-we know.

    • @connormeriwether4486
      @connormeriwether4486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's two thirds my weight.

  • @davidtrottier7066
    @davidtrottier7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Buneary Pokedex entry: It slams foes by sharply uncoiling its rolled ears. It stings enough to make a grown-up cry in pain.
    John: I can punt this to the moon. Easy
    Also John: Loppuny is pretty weak.
    Pokedex entry: Lopunny is constantly monitoring its surroundings. If dangers approaches, this Pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.

    • @jeremy1909
      @jeremy1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well the pokedex is stupid but yeah, he underestimate this pokemon a long shot.

    • @pokeinator7834
      @pokeinator7834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @S33_.
      @S33_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Riolu: this pokemon can cross 3 mountains and 2 canyons in one night. It is known to run all night long.

    • @jonathangoodwin5609
      @jonathangoodwin5609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lets be real, if he were honest about this, there wouldn't be a video, most any Pokemon has the potential to kill a human.

    • @XSoulfire
      @XSoulfire ปีที่แล้ว

      All it can do is kick he just has to catch its leg and slam the big bunny

  • @DukeDarkshadow
    @DukeDarkshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    John: "I would salt the snail!"
    Me: "But....Shellos is a *sea slug*. It LIVES in salt water!"

    • @connerbeaudry5624
      @connerbeaudry5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Understand where your coming from but even with sea creatures, solid salt would burn then and could kill depending on how much you have

    • @jimmiev6253
      @jimmiev6253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If a sea creature has too much salt it will die.

    • @a-random-person-2763
      @a-random-person-2763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking

  • @cindyxia1477
    @cindyxia1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    15:56 John: A bunny,a normal type bunny,I can punt it to the moon.
    Purplecliffe:Try to beat Chad.

  • @Autumnly
    @Autumnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “I could punt this bunny to the moon”
    Yes. A bunny that can break BOULDERS (and probably human bones) with its EARS. Mk.

  • @commandermercury6654
    @commandermercury6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I feel like John could beat a Bonsly. It’s just a baby rock/tree thing. I think you’d be fine if you can fling it far enough. Bronzor, though? Ive used one, and let me tell you: don’t underestimate them. They’ll confuse you, put you to sleep, and toss you around with psychic powers. Plus they’re pretty freaking bulky for a little bronze mirror. Unless you’ve got a flamethrower handy I’d bet my money on the Bronzor.

    • @mr.krustykrust
      @mr.krustykrust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And even then it can have heatproof

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.krustykrust just nullifies ONE weaknesses!!! It still shreads though...

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Thomas_Morse hey, that "one weakness" can change a lot. Fire-Type is a pretty common type and getting rid of that removes the worry of fighting a trainer using a pokemon with fire-type moves

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arandomcrusader8822 unfortunately, bronzor and bronzong are neutral against fighting...
      What other Pokemon can use fighting to beat psychic like this!?!?!?

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thomas_Morse why is that unfortunate? It just gets rid of the worry of being stomped by a fighting type. Its high defense and special defense makes it no worries to survive attack. Not only that, it'll allow the pokemon to use Gyro Ball on the fighting type considering its slow stature, while the average speed of Fighting Types are PRETTY good, making Gyro Ball even more useful.
      Fighting types aren't that common as well

  • @shiroplays9482
    @shiroplays9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Next video: Ranking Every Hoenn Pokemon I Could Beat Up

    • @shardtheduraludon
      @shardtheduraludon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he reaches Johto:
      *I’m sorry, Togepay*

    • @BeyondMagical
      @BeyondMagical 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No thanks

    • @CB_Hyperz88
      @CB_Hyperz88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d kill myself before I would ever kill a Mudkip

    • @Patchouli.Knowledge.
      @Patchouli.Knowledge. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't want to kill Torchic-
      It's too cute-
      why do I like these animals that will run from me no matter what-

    • @dragoljubalbijanic7901
      @dragoljubalbijanic7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be amazing, only he needs more categories bro like beyond death and can pound me to the moon. Like what he is expecting if he fights Aggron unless to be like just stabbed with a horn and ripped in 2... what he expects against Mega Blaziken unless to be kicked to the moon?

  • @sigmastylin8394
    @sigmastylin8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against

    • @hylianhero1921
      @hylianhero1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can still electrocute him

    • @idrovepastyourhouse-9385
      @idrovepastyourhouse-9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those forms are a lot smaller than an average human tho

    • @sigmastylin8394
      @sigmastylin8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't see a human surviving Air Slash.

    • @sigmastylin8394
      @sigmastylin8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gengarzilla1685 actually the air Slash wouldn't be the problem, the air Slash would flinch you then it would murder you with electricity

  • @nicodico9537
    @nicodico9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I feel like you could chuck a rock at a lot of the “not great”s and they would just die

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But they can dodge lasers?(flash cannon, solar beam;etc) rock throw only works because Pokemon have similar reaction and fighting speeds but humans definitely can't do that

    • @jeremy1909
      @jeremy1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro, chimchar can dig hole. He's got more power than a gun. I hope you are joking?

    • @nicodico9537
      @nicodico9537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremy1909 i meant like if u hit it with a decent sized rock it would probably faint

    • @jeremy1909
      @jeremy1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicodico9537 they DIG hole in the ground. So they are literally smashing stone until they found there way out.
      Yes rock are super effective on fire pokemon but that's because the one throwing the rocks are other pokemon.
      It's like trying to put out a house full of flame with a handful of dirt. Yes putting dirt on fire can extinguished it but not the fire is to strong.
      In the anime, there attack create giant explosion.

    • @nicodico9537
      @nicodico9537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremy1909 ikkk but if u landed a hit on its head with a rock it would die.

  • @legendarytrainerred8104
    @legendarytrainerred8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Pokemen7:Which pokemon can I fight
    PETA:🤬🤬🤬

    • @cord4691
      @cord4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think PETA will care about such MONSTERS, especially the Bidoof.

    • @legendarytrainerred8104
      @legendarytrainerred8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cord4691 have you played pokemon PETA version yeah they do care

  • @sleepysukii
    @sleepysukii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that riolu was in ‘punted to the moon’ and burmy and buneary was in ‘we’ll see’ in the thumbnail had me laughing way too hard

  • @MajorLeeGaming
    @MajorLeeGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gotta watch out for that Bide from Kricketot, it might take you out! 😂 also “Bastiogon” 😂😂😂

  • @badluckgamma
    @badluckgamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I half expected to hear “real youtubists have an intro”

    • @Ethan-hi6ir
      @Ethan-hi6ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah same lol, sounds like a spin off of the vid wolfey did for poketubers he could beat up a while back

  • @bibarel5097
    @bibarel5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    5:37 It's good that you know...

    • @bikassingh5123
      @bikassingh5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up your a rippof of furret

    • @heathdavies1845
      @heathdavies1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bikas Singh lol

    • @VulcanW
      @VulcanW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bikassingh5123 and you shut up its rip off not rippof

    • @jaydenfc555
      @jaydenfc555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KING BIBAREL,I SALUTE YOU

    • @DeadlyMouse7
      @DeadlyMouse7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Furret = NOT HM SLAVE

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Garchomp line are also DRAGONS. Try fighting a dragon shark. You WILL lose

    • @talesofarcadiauval8848
      @talesofarcadiauval8848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try fighting a land shark that can outspeed a jet

    • @eclipsedmoon87
      @eclipsedmoon87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@talesofarcadiauval8848 it won't end well

    • @lordbeerus5722
      @lordbeerus5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd bodied Garchomp

    • @furrydumbass
      @furrydumbass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordbeerus5722 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus.
      Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon.
      Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!

    • @lordbeerus5722
      @lordbeerus5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@furrydumbass uh dude you know it not that serious right?

  • @luxrayblast
    @luxrayblast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!

    • @Taxessss
      @Taxessss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t underestimate happiny or else it will just lift a boulder and smush you poke7

    • @luxrayblast
      @luxrayblast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Taxessss I know, right? His Happiny was ripped. It may have garbage stats, but, it had 255 strength!

  • @soldierofchaos8552
    @soldierofchaos8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    but the question is, could you beat wolfey in a fight? 😋

    • @Zachstro
      @Zachstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meltan animations Don’t you know WolfeyVGC

    • @soldierofchaos8552
      @soldierofchaos8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meltyanimations2672 it's a reference to a video wolfeyVGC made not too long ago ranking poketubers by list of who he could beat in a literal fight. our boy john was one of them hence the meme, and you just spoiled it, and made me spoil it even futher by typing out this damn somewhat long yet unnecessary comment.

    • @meltyanimations2672
      @meltyanimations2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soldierofchaos8552 ooooohhhh, i get it now, so srry for being uncultured

    • @soldierofchaos8552
      @soldierofchaos8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meltyanimations2672 you didn't have to respond you know, especially not after 2 months lol

  • @lennsaturday5566
    @lennsaturday5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him describing how hes gonna use the burmy to defeat the other burmys was something i didnt know i needed mental imagery of today

    • @michaellatten1958
      @michaellatten1958 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I used the Burmy to defeat the other Burmys"- Thanos, probably

  • @Rashinnu
    @Rashinnu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fun fact! Skunks aim for the eyes which can cause temporary blindness as well as acting like tear gas and are fairly accurate up to 10 feet. Enjoy the stunky fight!

  • @TimmyDaTurtle
    @TimmyDaTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I mean piplup in the anime creates giant whirlpools, and happiny is just straight up ripped.

  • @canderson5568
    @canderson5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am currently 2 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos on this channel. Dying laughing rn.

  • @Bow_and_aro72
    @Bow_and_aro72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Solution to the non-ghost pokemon: get a true gun.

  • @voidoflife9372
    @voidoflife9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    John: I'm going to become one of their souls.
    Is he saying he's pure evil???

  • @wailfinkle5259
    @wailfinkle5259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was smiling ear-to-ear throughout the whole video. Great job John! Really made me smile through the harsh times we are in now.

  • @mike_havens
    @mike_havens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    According to the anime,Happiny apparently has super strength so it might not be as easy as u think to beat it.

  • @norseweeb2305
    @norseweeb2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You should do gen 7 next. Or even make a series out of this. And I love that the most you could take on and win are mainly babies lol

  • @pikazacian242
    @pikazacian242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh dear Arceus, this is the most hilarious tier list I've ever seen

  • @Scififan926
    @Scififan926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When it come to starly i remember the same thing that helps me remember why fighting is weak to flying
    “Have you tried to punch a bird?”

  • @henwickcheng9876
    @henwickcheng9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    mega lopunny: im going to punt you mr.john to the sun, the moon and back

  • @EmikaSandra
    @EmikaSandra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.

  • @avery3748
    @avery3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Roserade is actually suuuper tiny if I remember right, you might have a shot if you dodge the Leaf Storm!

  • @XSoulfire
    @XSoulfire ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riolu holding the pressure of a 1500+ pound Cooperajah: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Xande-bh5tm
    @Xande-bh5tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mothim is actually humongous at a 7 foot wing span

  • @jollydino2416
    @jollydino2416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    John: I'm sorry Piplup, you're the coolest Pokemon here--
    Mamoswine: *Betrayed Mamoswine noises*

    • @johnwayne9000
      @johnwayne9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He meant in the punt to the moon category

  • @tggamez6859
    @tggamez6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should do this for every generation lmao

  • @pugplayz7943
    @pugplayz7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never knew I needed this.

  • @justjoannak
    @justjoannak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad you took time for yourself, John. You look really happy and I'm glad to see it

  • @lancerchulainn6872
    @lancerchulainn6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing munchlax be called a rotund fellow was the highlight of my day

  • @leslielmao01
    @leslielmao01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice to see you again, John. I hope your days have been good :)

  • @x_x1013
    @x_x1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can imagine john punting a turtwig and it just hits someones car like real life mariokart

  • @slick_rickgaming1102
    @slick_rickgaming1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God can you just imagine sleeping at night, then all of a sudden you hear Kricketunes cry

  • @Mrcasper2032
    @Mrcasper2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol “ I don’t know how big it is so I don’t wanna go at it alone” I’m done 🤣

  • @theblackgosling
    @theblackgosling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After the frostlass John could’ve said the rest are legendary Pokémon and he doesn’t stand a chance.
    Edit: Except the phione.

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not royally rotten, so it'd be the duo who still wins... just saying.

    • @blue_be_trippin
      @blue_be_trippin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sorry but i may ask if you know what happend to the floor

    • @slayer-arc1
      @slayer-arc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love the profile pick

    • @BurntBoiWafer
      @BurntBoiWafer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blue_be_trippin tentacles floor tentacles

    • @davidprogamer2703
      @davidprogamer2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One could beat up shaymin with a shovel

  • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
    @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: has a fear of bugs
    “I’ll just pick up a burmy and use it to beat the others”
    “YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH IT??????”

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They mean their weapon is the one that's literally from garbage!

    • @Thomas_Morse
      @Thomas_Morse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has a stem... it's a harmless pokēmon anyways.

  • @cord4691
    @cord4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:11
    F in the chat for burmy and wormadam.

  • @advaithkrishna6329
    @advaithkrishna6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I can never defeat Bidoof: I mean literally, it's a living god.

    • @bikassingh5123
      @bikassingh5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not as strong as furret

    • @VulcanW
      @VulcanW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well u forgot one God over the tier list of gods:
      MAGIKARP

    • @idrovepastyourhouse-9385
      @idrovepastyourhouse-9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You guys are forgetting lord helix

    • @K_E7609
      @K_E7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THE GODS ARE BIDOOF, LORD HELIX, MAGIKARP, AND FURRET, AND SNOM, AND WOOLOO

    • @MysteriousMagick
      @MysteriousMagick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@K_E7609 and arceus. the actual pokemon god

  • @thebananaboy9104
    @thebananaboy9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Moral of the story: You guys wouldn't survive with us around

    • @pokemonsonicgirl123
      @pokemonsonicgirl123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A chapter from a fanfic I wrote enforces this: www.fanfiction.net/s/13176674/10/Black-Rainbow

    • @urkerab
      @urkerab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank goodness for starter Pokémon...

    • @pokemonsonicgirl123
      @pokemonsonicgirl123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urkerab Or Pokemon in general. The Wing boys wouldn't have gone through without my Trainer OC's help.

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like some of these ranking videos and then they go through in doing it!

  • @williamfrieden1
    @williamfrieden1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video, funny tier list, keep it up!

  • @landonsmith6705
    @landonsmith6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John used Bash With Rock! It’s super effective!

  • @jaylai6563
    @jaylai6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Snover is the beginning of his doom

  • @ThatOneFungus
    @ThatOneFungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bunnary’s pokedex entry States that it can destroy bolders with it’s ears, want to re- evaluate

  • @redpikachu2827
    @redpikachu2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the reference to move dodgeball, or at least I’m assuming that when he mentioned dodging wrenches was a reference

  • @zynx8492
    @zynx8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he feels bad fot happiny when of course he has not seen the anime of brocks happiny

  • @sigmastylin8394
    @sigmastylin8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for acknowledging infernape's awesomeness, it is my favorite pokemon!

  • @chillpenguin7032
    @chillpenguin7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely the BEST video I've seen in a while

  • @supremepanta9564
    @supremepanta9564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    john is not having a great time by fighting a 3 headed bee

  • @dreepy7130
    @dreepy7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I am bastioGONE”
    famous last words

  • @George-hn5by
    @George-hn5by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    john you think highly of yourself. Being able to beat up god.

  • @zachrodan7543
    @zachrodan7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    suggestion for future videos: this but for the other generations as well.
    you had me laughing pretty much the entire video

  • @Dancing_With_Grant
    @Dancing_With_Grant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People in 1950s: I bet by 2020 we'll have flying cars and have colonized Mars
    2020: ranking every Pokemon I could beat up

  • @DashingSceptile
    @DashingSceptile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:57 Actually if you hit kricketot twice, your done cause bide

    • @nickschile4807
      @nickschile4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only if he doesn't knock it out by then!

    • @DashingSceptile
      @DashingSceptile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Schile Eviolite. It’s gonna withstand the hits

  • @DashingSceptile
    @DashingSceptile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funniest Video I’ve seen on TH-cam!! GOOD JOB JOHN. This made my day! Thank You!

  • @mingustheprotector5192
    @mingustheprotector5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay u are back love ur vids

  • @Tyranitar.
    @Tyranitar. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i feel like gallade would be like:
    outsmart, but also don't try to outsmart at all and just repeatedly swing.

  • @avery3748
    @avery3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually really like Platinum's dex but they need buffs.

  • @TimmyDaTurtle
    @TimmyDaTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guess you'd have to look at it in a mortal combat setting. Could you get off with friendship, or is it a fight to the death

  • @dr_doot
    @dr_doot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dusknoir is actually pretty nice , it apparently guides dead people to where they should be

    • @cherryberry9122
      @cherryberry9122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dusknoir is a big ol’ case of irony to me
      Most ghost types (besides ones like Froslass or Gengar) look at least a little unassuming, like they make you think you were just in for some mostly harmless pranks and/or tricky times should you encounter one, yet you also know deep down that you’d probably die to them in variable terrifying ways
      Dusknoir is like, the complete opposite: it looks the most frightening, like it would kill you immediately in horrible ways, but in reality it’s probably one of the most benevolent ghost types
      Like you’re more likely to befriend a Dusknoir than say, a Gourgeist or Banette, they’re misunderstood marshmallows once you look past appearances
      Dusknoir is friend shaped, my favourite ghost type

  • @JosephAC9
    @JosephAC9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not exactly sure what's going on, but I'm glad it exists, and that I'm here for the ride

  • @paulyd2406
    @paulyd2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣 YES Mr. John Sir!!
    Make more crazy hilarious awesome content like this!!
    I'm just 😂😂 so badly but you are awesome though 👊😎

  • @denimvelvet4670
    @denimvelvet4670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like this would have gone a little easier if you'd decided what you did and didn't have from the start. Like starting with the idea that you're going in with sturdy boots with every battle would have saved a lot of trouble.
    Also, I think how much credit you gave Bonsly was maybe one of the funniest things about this whole list. You could say something mean to the Pokemon and it would start crying and not be able to battle. The only reason you wouldn't put it in the punt class in my opinion is that it's a 33 pound rock, and kicking a 33 pound rock would hurt.

  • @alexconlon7210
    @alexconlon7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally the pokemon content I need

  • @jbarry1075
    @jbarry1075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This weeks quote most likely to be taken out of context......"I can't wait to smack that" lol

  • @nerdymidwesterner3662
    @nerdymidwesterner3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you've watched the anime you'd know that Happiny can pick up giant rocks with ease, ain't no way you're punting it to the moon 😂

    • @spirityt2192
      @spirityt2192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if he gets its “egg”(its too young to have eggs so it just uses rocks) then he can chuck it at its head and knock it unconcious, then punt it to the moon. As long as he survives that long.

  • @GojiraFan-in9oo
    @GojiraFan-in9oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:29 Finally! someone else who hates piplup.
    Gible! Use Draco Meteor!

    • @ghostyoda7379
      @ghostyoda7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Piplup, use Ice Beam*

    • @GojiraFan-in9oo
      @GojiraFan-in9oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghostyoda7379 yOU FOOL. Draco meteor always leaves Piplup with the spiral eyes.
      And dawn's Piplup doesn't even know ice beam

    • @ghostyoda7379
      @ghostyoda7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GojiraFan-in9oo unfortunately for you, this is my Piplup... And it knows Ice Beam, plus: Gible has a terrible SpA, highly doubt Draco Meteor will KO a Piplup (which, I must say: has a decent SpD). So...

    • @GojiraFan-in9oo
      @GojiraFan-in9oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghostyoda7379 SHHH. you can't apply game logic to the anime. the tryhards will mock you.

    • @ghostyoda7379
      @ghostyoda7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GojiraFan-in9oo *plot twist:* I don't watch the anime. All kinds of logic from it won't affect me.

  • @titan5695
    @titan5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PokeMEN7: I fear no man. But those things:
    A baby turtle, a baby tree, a fake tree, a baby money, a hedgehog, a bee, Mrs. Bee, a sexy rabbit, a hero wanna be, a beaver, a derpy thing, a skunk, a balloon, a slug, a yellow cat, a fat cat, a princess water thing, an otter, a fan, SpeGEtI, a magnet, a bossy raven, an anooying bird, a big brain, a glitch, cOiN, a gong thing, a kissy love cloud, a dragonfly, a leaf dog, and a mustache bug
    *They scare me*

  • @danielkerogoi7136
    @danielkerogoi7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John: Says he can beat up a cat
    Alinity: ......

    • @rainitaouwu
      @rainitaouwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cats can literally make you BLIND

    • @danielkerogoi7136
      @danielkerogoi7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainitaouwu no im saying it cos she got absolutely destroyed by her own cat

    • @rainitaouwu
      @rainitaouwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielkerogoi7136 she deserved it

  • @danielwarrior1032
    @danielwarrior1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He really thinks he has a chance to defeat the ultimate god of pokemon?
    EVERYBODY BOW TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BIDOOF

    • @thomaspyles349
      @thomaspyles349 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord helix joined the group chat

  • @therealriddlemaster
    @therealriddlemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Technically he couldn’t hurt the ghost types cause John is normal/ fighting type 😔

    • @yeets_galore3133
      @yeets_galore3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the ghost types can't hurt John

    • @SACREDSCIZOR9116
      @SACREDSCIZOR9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And John can crunch

    • @SabiaSparrow
      @SabiaSparrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeets_galore3133 They might have coverage moves or status moves, unlike John

  • @jakemoro4646
    @jakemoro4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this u should do one for every gen

  • @dangrosswald8587
    @dangrosswald8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John: puts riolu in the "we'll see" category.
    meanwhile riolu's pokedex entry: "Riolu naturally has superhuman strength, stamina, and endurance and is capable of making long journeys on foot in a short amount of time." said bublapedia

  • @Fundings
    @Fundings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly a RIP of your going up against Brock’s happiny. That thing with super strength could throw you to the moon with one arm

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    22:22
    this assumes that chatot is smart

  • @allowedsun1918
    @allowedsun1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:50 in gym class we played frisbee-golf and basketball-golf. I didn’t even know why these existed

  • @Alejandro-ph3is
    @Alejandro-ph3is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't read the title fully at first so i was like wth when i saw torretera's placement

  • @toypikachutheoctoling6029
    @toypikachutheoctoling6029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pokemen7 you couldn't pay me to fight a staraptor, electivire,dialga , and arceus cause your fighting god basicly

  • @alberttang6984
    @alberttang6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Unironically though, the evolved version of Bidoof, the beaver god can
    1. Shoot lasers (Hyper beam)
    2. Smite you (Thunder)
    3. Hit you with essentially a Tsunami (surf)
    Pretty sure the beaver god can also pull shenanigans like earthquake but idk

  • @TheGBZard
    @TheGBZard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a good video, you should do the other regions as well.

  • @tejgill9484
    @tejgill9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone: John will beat this budew
    John: A bud... not sure if I can take that 2 foot plant out

  • @xdlilmanhaider8407
    @xdlilmanhaider8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: Yay cant wait to see the comments on this great video
    TH-cam: AcCeSs DeNiEd
    Me: Wha?!? You wanna be like that? Ill just refresh
    TH-cam: You cant beat me peasant!!

  • @platz6882
    @platz6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Squirrels are very stupid”
    I don’t think you’ve seen Mark Robers newest video then

  • @colinpogue2319
    @colinpogue2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:45 *happy Toph noises*

  • @sagejungwirth4155
    @sagejungwirth4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The video should have been title 'how PokeMen7 beats up tiny baby animals and regrets nothing'.