Weird Military Weapons in History

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    Pretty crazy that a team of people designed and constructed a TANK SILENCER just to decrease the amount of noise for the surrounding neighborhood

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy ปีที่แล้ว +396

      “hey guys, sorry for all that noise, so we made this suppressor for our tank”
      “bro wtf”

    • @respecthanz9685
      @respecthanz9685 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh hello

    • @ADRay1999
      @ADRay1999 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He lives

    • @stahlg
      @stahlg ปีที่แล้ว +59

      JUSTIN?!

    • @NinajuiPR
      @NinajuiPR ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wierd right?

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    An anti-tank artillery Vespa is the single most French thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @thomasgade226
      @thomasgade226 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Electric mcs are used in Ukraine to quietly get Javelins within range against tanks

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait until war thunder adds them

    • @bonelesschicken4455
      @bonelesschicken4455 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@M60A3 because it can't be fired from the scooter we will sadly never see it unless it's april fools

    • @bjbell52
      @bjbell52 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bonelesschicken4455 Maybe it can be used on a bigger scooter. I ride a Burgman Executive 650 scooter (650 being the CC of the engine). I once heard that Honda was thinking of coming out with a 800CC scooter, but I don't know if they did.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hear vespasian I think Italy?

  • @aliefabdurrahman3302
    @aliefabdurrahman3302 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    1. The Macadam Shield Shovel(0:08)
    2. The Kolibri Mini pistol(2:02)
    3. Sniper Decoys: Dummy head(4:04)
    4. Dummy Tanks(7:42)
    5. Fake Trees(10:50)
    6. What was the Thing Cold war(13:56)
    7. Curved Barrel/Krummlauf(16:28)
    8: Drip Rifle(18:46)
    9. Periscope Rilfe(20:24)
    10. Tank gun Suppressor(25:56)
    11. The Bazooke Vespa(30:13)
    12. Mobile Shields(34:02)

    • @Hans140
      @Hans140 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You sir, are a good man. I hope your day goes very well

    • @aliefabdurrahman3302
      @aliefabdurrahman3302 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Hans140 thanks🙏.

    • @partygurke9109
      @partygurke9109 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so the Penis/Belt Gun thats in "From Dusk till dawn" isnt a thing?

    • @CommanderKraft
      @CommanderKraft ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@partygurke9109 There were officers belt buckler guns. All version I know of were small caliber and one shot per barrel(many having multiple barrels). Now the version in From Dusk Till Dawn is impractical as revolvers can't feed from two cylinders like that.

    • @titantanic7255
      @titantanic7255 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that you didn’t know what was “the thing from the Cold War” and I thought you just wrote “the thing” because you didn’t know what it was 😂😂😂

  • @Peter-ur3yy
    @Peter-ur3yy ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The Kolibri just seems like a great way to go from getting robbed to getting robbed and stabbed

    • @M_Drabski
      @M_Drabski ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, that’s why you should always carry an m16 American style

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Granted with current tech, a true functional version could now be made. In theroy anyway.

    • @questionmaker5666
      @questionmaker5666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Walter PPK would be a better idea

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it makes .22lr look like a fucking anti-tank round. Another way to put in perspective how tiny it is, it's apparently the equivalent of ONE bird shot pellet running at half the velocity I think.

    • @05-Member-1
      @05-Member-1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Carry a Pocket pistol

  • @mclaine33
    @mclaine33 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    The shield shovel is one of those things that sounds great on paper but just fails in every way when put to practical use.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It wasn't a total flop it probably inspired someone to make body armor

    • @megrimlock6140
      @megrimlock6140 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bring it to a nerf war

    • @hfffju7913
      @hfffju7913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that's what the video said noone needs your redundant imput

    • @hfffju7913
      @hfffju7913 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must come from a really poor annoying family who just repeat and copy normal ppl trying to fit in but never succeeding and always irritatingly useless and oblivious

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hfffju7913 damn ok

  • @dogeclanleader1
    @dogeclanleader1 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Everybody gangsta till Bob pulls up with his shield shovel

    • @DARTHRAGNAR
      @DARTHRAGNAR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bruh how is this not the top comment

  • @rockkid1412
    @rockkid1412 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    It's nice to see the evolution of Simple History's production quality through these compilations.

    • @user-ye7rq6vy4t
      @user-ye7rq6vy4t ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @rockkid1412
      @rockkid1412 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-ye7rq6vy4t on

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rockkid1412 off

    • @markayran6596
      @markayran6596 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kam2894 ffo

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the art graphic and animation is unfortunately still primitive.

  • @pocketsand4404
    @pocketsand4404 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Check out the Grendel P-10. It doesn't have a detachable magazine, it's fixed like the C-96 broomhandle pistol. It feeds by stripper clips. The P-10 was made by George Kellgren, the founder of Kel-tec. One of the strangest guns I've owned I wish I still kept it.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh.

    • @Petethepigkilla
      @Petethepigkilla ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same with the Steyr M12.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I remember that contraption of his like that.

    • @cocksure8430
      @cocksure8430 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kel tec?
      Shotguns please!! Two tubes, yep👍

    • @DeezzzzzzNuts12
      @DeezzzzzzNuts12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kel tec is trash

  • @deltaomega2136
    @deltaomega2136 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The shield shovel has a valuable lesson: Don't take military advice from a secretary.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What nonsense. Hedy Lamarr was a civilian too. But you're using her invention now.

    • @Ronoc49
      @Ronoc49 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crhu319 it’s *Hedly*

    • @michealstrom4425
      @michealstrom4425 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ronoc49 “hedy” makes her sound like a Whitehouse intern lol

    • @jwaustinmunguy
      @jwaustinmunguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if you're an idiot like Sam Hughes.

    • @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684
      @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Ronoc49 "Hedly"? Utter nonsense. Its HEDY... short for "Hedwig" Which was her Austrian birth name. Check facts before typing complete BS.

  • @doggydude2668
    @doggydude2668 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I noticed that they suddenly returned to their old style took me so long to realize they just put together old videos lol

    • @dominuslimo4147
      @dominuslimo4147 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I personally prefer their old style compared to the new style

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dominuslimo4147 honestly yeah not even for nostalgia it just looked so nice especially for its simplicity

  • @lifefordummies
    @lifefordummies ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The amount of cat and mouse style deception that happened in the war is fascinating. I could learn about it all day. I also like the spy training camps that used cool techniques to choose their agents. Example: get everyone to write an aptitude test, but half way through have a few people chase each other thought the room with guns. Then the real test begins. How many men where there? what colour were their eyes? which ones had guns? etc. Pure genius.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It's crazy how creative we get when it comes to fighting

    • @spurgu9769
      @spurgu9769 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      necessity is the mother of invention

    • @Niever
      @Niever ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except for the tank silencer. Not for war. For testing artillery and tanks.

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Nieversilencers in general were made for testing.

  • @pseudonymsam
    @pseudonymsam ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Kolibri pistol is an interesting piece of history, but why is a novelty item for the civilian market included in a list of weird "military weapons?"

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Probably because it was in battlefield 1, which makes some people think that it was an actual sidearm.

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Juicewski2 not to mention it was a collectable in the First World War

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your mom is also an interesting piece of History

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like an early 1900s take on pepper spray. Intended to deter an attacker on the street than in a true combat situation in which it would be hilariously unsuited.

    • @ilikeships9333
      @ilikeships9333 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because this Chanel loves clickbait.

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best part about the howitzer silencer is that it's built to have the Strongest Shape...

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:02 it’s such a tiny pistol that it would kill bugs.

  • @botcherbutcher7608
    @botcherbutcher7608 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    As somebody who grew up in a small town close to Meppen, which was even closer to the site, I always found it fascinating since they had shooting drills every Wednesday and you could hear it at out school, not too loud, more like in the distance but as kids we loved it as we tried to figure out the timing etc. Also for quite some time jets (the much bigger noise polluters imo) used Haren's big Church dome as visual aid while navigating and flying maneuvers. Also Kudos for recreating the Meppen Town Hall in your video, loved it!

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Could watch compilations like this forever honestly, as informative as it is entertaining.

    • @jwhite3830
      @jwhite3830 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you watch them sober?

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jwhite3830 Yes I’m going on 2 years sober right now actually. Had a problem with drinking

    • @jwhite3830
      @jwhite3830 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm not me. Every weapon was a drink, every 2 weapons was a marijuana hit.

    • @ilikeships9333
      @ilikeships9333 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it must be pretty boring to watch.

    • @nickrobinsonaws732
      @nickrobinsonaws732 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@believeinmatter Good for you, brother.

  • @jbecker8874
    @jbecker8874 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    23:03 That's a brilliant design. Props to that guy
    24:31 And this guy, man they got creative...

  • @michaelmoorrees3585
    @michaelmoorrees3585 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The Kolibri was a "parlor pistol". It really was for plinking indoors. Usually at parties, with lots of alcohol.
    "The thing", was physics creation made by Leon Theremin. It used basic passive theory, and could not be detected by standard bug detecting gear, which was made to detect "active" bugs. It could only be detected with a properly tuned grid dip meter, close up. Sometimes you get the best results going back to "first principles" instead of some fancy piece of high tech gear.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makes sense one of their most successful bugs was a simple design. It was basically idiot-proof.

    • @tonks9462
      @tonks9462 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tt

  • @haydnadkins5007
    @haydnadkins5007 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Imagine being stuck in a fake tree when you're trench is taken. That would definitely be a nighttime escape back to your lines type of mission in a game.

    • @Project_1143M
      @Project_1143M ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and then you want to pee

    • @martinschmiedt3075
      @martinschmiedt3075 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’d rather imagine the board meeting for the German “tank muffler” lmao
      “-Hans i got zis crazy idea,ja! Ich will make ze panzer quieter! Ich been looking through meine schoolpapers and i heard zis great boom and i saw zis drawing on ze papieren,ja!
      -Dietrich,zis is a pen’
      -Ich made a blueprint already it iz going to ze production,ja!”

    • @svenshruufx7380
      @svenshruufx7380 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@martinschmiedt3075 Ich war selbst dabei und genau so ist es gewesen 😁

    • @bugstuff2121
      @bugstuff2121 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we can make a historically inaccurate movie out of this!

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A shovel with a hole. A true display of human ingenuity and survival instinct at work.

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perhaps if it had a working shudder?

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be matched only by the solar powered flashlight...

  • @kaelbryant7660
    @kaelbryant7660 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    28:48 …. So we’re not gonna talk about the “muffler” shape?

  • @seanpalmer3982
    @seanpalmer3982 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    44 MPH while carrying all that equipment is quite impressive

  • @James__Russell
    @James__Russell ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Always neat to see these interesting bits of history even if some of the stuff is a bit hit & miss sometimes.
    9:56 guy that goes by Wendigoon actually did a pretty good video talking about one such double agent. Strung the Germans along for ages.

  • @vinny.g5778
    @vinny.g5778 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gotta love that rocket vespa

  • @jackzed2020
    @jackzed2020 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fun fact
    There are multiple WTDs across Germany, each having their own specialised field of research, such as avionic, naval vessels and weapons, landbound and air-to-ground ammunition and weapons (Meppen), infantry related stuff, landbound vehicles (the tanks and trucks themselves, I worked there) and pioneer machinery.
    Actually an interesting topic on its own *hint hint*

    • @NormanTheDormantDoormat
      @NormanTheDormantDoormat ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice try, russian spy.

    • @jackzed2020
      @jackzed2020 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NormanTheDormantDoormat any Russian spy could just go to Wikipedia, honestly.

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Vespa is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'OP Tree', I get the name. In case two trees had a fight, any tree reenforced with steel and armed with a soldier would be called totally OP.

  • @waylon4426
    @waylon4426 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine how quiet a suppressed kolibri would be.

    • @yourusual_BigShot
      @yourusual_BigShot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would probably sound like this:

    • @praetorian3902
      @praetorian3902 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quieter than a greasy fart.

    • @error4v0r47
      @error4v0r47 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You wouldn’t hear it if it misfired in your handbag.

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how half of these inventions are useless and impractical and the other half actually served a niche purpose extremely well.

    • @stoopingfalcon891
      @stoopingfalcon891 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also wondering how many useless inventions actually led to practical items?

  • @cameron571
    @cameron571 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Someone really needs to make an FPS game centered around weird weapons. Like maybe it could be a spec-ops vs spec-ops type of thing where you pick a country and build a loadout from a selection of that country's most unusual weapons, after which you and your teammates fight another group

    • @tony9146
      @tony9146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That existed already and was glorious when the player base was high. It was the “Secret Weapons of WWII” expansion to BF1942, an already amazing game. You can still find copies of it and every now and then there’s servers that can be found with other players.

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 ปีที่แล้ว

      Battlefield1

  • @pabcu2507
    @pabcu2507 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    All of that is nothing compared to ed with a pebble in his shoe

    • @Itsame14
      @Itsame14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

  • @williamromine5715
    @williamromine5715 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The drip gun would only fire once, since it was bolt action, so they would have had to set up a great many guns to give an impression that the defenses were still manned. It wouldn't seem very effective, but I guess any confusion it caused was helpful.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was a plan that was crazy enough to work. This was Gallipoli a notorious meat-grinder for the ANZAC so they would no shortage of rifles to use too. They also set the guns on a delay so they wouldn't fire in large volleys but still close enough between guns to give the impression there were soldiers trying to find targets.

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As per Ember Fists comment, the idea was to give the appearance of troops firing at random intervals. The ANZACs set up literally hundreds of drip guns to cover the final evacuation, resulting in a clear withdrawal with zero casualties. The rifles were spaced and timed such that 4 or 5 rifles would fire every few minutes at distances covering the entire trenchline. Rifles can be easily replaced. Experienced troops can't. The last troops to leave also spent their last hours running up and down the trenchline firing of rounds at random positions and making noise to resemble a fully manned trenchline. The Gallipoli evacuation was an incredible feat of deception the fooled the Turks for several hours after the last of the ANZACs was on board the troop transports that removed them from an unsustainable position, and is a testament to the creativity and teamwork that cemented Australia and New Zealand as truly valuable soldiers to the Commonwealth, a legacy that holds to this day.

    • @williamromine5715
      @williamromine5715 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emberfist8347 You may be right. The only downside to the plan was leaving a whole bunch of rifles to the Turks, which wouldn't be that big a deal unless the Turks had a lot off .303 ammunition.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@williamromine5715 Lee-Enfields could be replaced much easier and the Ottomans used mostly Germans arms.

    • @ryanhampson673
      @ryanhampson673 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it’s crazy but works…It’s not crazy.

  • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
    @user-vx2vl9cr5m ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The kolibri pistol was made by a watchmaker, giving a reason for its tiny size.

  • @gfr2023
    @gfr2023 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    30:19 the bazooka vespa... I'm Italian and one day i saw that exposed for a parade... i cannot believe my eyes !!! i was thinking at some strange steam punk fantasy work from a techno artist but later i discover that exist for real :D

  • @BraydenM014
    @BraydenM014 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Vespa is the funniest and cutest little thing. And you put some kickass metal in the background. Just another reason why this is my favorite history channel

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The mobile shields. Can you imagine how exhausing it would be to push one of those things across no mans land?

  • @Johnketes54
    @Johnketes54 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny how this tank gun noise suppressor is mentioned because two rounds have gone of at foulness just watching it this far

  • @Neuro537
    @Neuro537 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    25:56 i always wonder what were the engineers thinking when they created this

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me and the boys crossing no man’s land with our mobile shields in 1917

    • @kdevlogs5550
      @kdevlogs5550 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      got da drip rifle

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Please cover guerrilla warfare tactics used in history in a video

  • @kevinstachovak8842
    @kevinstachovak8842 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder how often a periscope rifle was used- only to shoot at a dummy head? Epic video

  • @halvaman3394
    @halvaman3394 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Renal artery failure

  • @SAMarcus
    @SAMarcus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would like to point out that the concept of mobile shields is actually much, much older than your video states. The designs presented are just modern variations of the siege protections from the Medieval Era, using metal instead of wood for protection from bullets rather than arrows and rocks. Still weird though.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which are just updates to the ancient civilisations. Fun fact, shields were invented before explosively propelled projectiles, by many millenia

    • @finnrobson9331
      @finnrobson9331 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well yeh the Greek romans and Spartans all used shield formations to protect against enemy arrow fire

  • @annlee6102
    @annlee6102 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fun Fact: The Kolibri mini pistol can be used in Battlefield 1.

    • @andrewstiegel9730
      @andrewstiegel9730 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which is hilarious because it's completely incapable of killing anyone. There's legitimately more dangerous air rifles available.

    • @Nero180
      @Nero180 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewstiegel9730 one of the only way to get kills is to kill trash players by headshots on their back or flanks

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nero180 I've seen people take out tanks with it, surprisingly. Just set down a couple of anti-tank mines, shoot them with the kolibri, and they are dead

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Nero180well you can hit him first with a SMLE III and finish the poor basterd off with the Kolibri + 30sec. T-bagging🥳🥳🥳

  • @911outrun
    @911outrun ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Something else to note about the drip rifle is that it wasn't the gun just on its own, it was also the ANZAC forces training the turkish troops to see a quiet trench as dangerous.
    They would let a trench go quiet and seem abandonded before attacking and pushing back once the turks had entered or gotten near the trench. Over time this meant that focus was kept around the trenches with drip rifles firing and silent trenches avoided as a suspected trap. By the time the last rifles had fired, it still took several hours before the trenches were entered.
    They even shipped supplies out with the troops and replaced them with empty crates to look like it was still supplied.
    It was a huge deception and so it is said, not one life was lost during the retreat.

  • @mistersandwich0034
    @mistersandwich0034 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    now imagine you’re a german soldier walking with your friend, only to be killed by a goddamn balloon tank

  • @GoredonTheDestroyer
    @GoredonTheDestroyer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It should be noted that the Kolibri was never really designed to be a _military_ arm. I don't know _why_ it was designed, but its most applicable use would be a backup _backup_ pistol. Its 2.7mm ammunition would be _lucky_ to penetrate a typical coat of the period, let alone something as thick as an army greatcoat. To put this into stupid people terms, imagine getting hit with a pinecone being thrown by an MLB pitcher.

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would hurt. I once had 3 pinecones smack me in the face while my neighbor was mowing. He ran them over and they went flying and smacked me in the face. The first one hit me, then the next two as i was retreating. It was like they were homing pinecones. They hit a God damn moving target and in the same spot on my face. Didn't feel wonderful

  • @h2.t2
    @h2.t2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “does anyone have any ammo?”
    “I do”
    “why are they so small”

    • @SCP096.
      @SCP096. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I think it’s above average”

    • @h2.t2
      @h2.t2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SCP096. 💀

  • @jamesbrice3267
    @jamesbrice3267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You can't say there isn't any progress, we're always finding new ways of killing each other".

  • @GlassesCoolGuy
    @GlassesCoolGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL THE KOLIBRI

  • @coreymerrill3257
    @coreymerrill3257 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The kolibri is the argument to "any gun is better than no gun in a gunfight ".

  • @tigerimschlamm2724
    @tigerimschlamm2724 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Colibri was NOT an Military Weapon. Just in Battlefield1 🤣

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who owns one of the rifles features here ( Standard issue, military serial number and all stamped on the butt of the rifle. Inherited it from my grandfather that got it from a friend's dad. Apparently brought it home with him from WW1. ) - I love knowing I have a piece of history hidden in a gun locker that I keep well oiled and all the parts well kept. Especially because they're all ORIGINAL WW1 PARTS.

    • @RandomUser-fl3zo
      @RandomUser-fl3zo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine you bring that up in any conversation you have.

  • @Stan_man
    @Stan_man ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That curve barrel gun is probably only piece of weird tec that is still use today under the name CornerShot. Difference is that it doesn't curve barrle but the gun is mounted on stock that can be turn 90 degree and holds small lcd monitor so you see where you are aiming.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rumor has it that hitler even ordered one with a 180-degree barrel for his own personal use.

  • @punisher0717
    @punisher0717 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m so skeptical the second I saw the shovel I was like yeah a child came up with that idea….

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's the definition of "sounds good on paper"
      It sounds like it could have been experimented with and made more effective, especially with modern tech, but the end result would probably still be meh.

    • @KrusherMike
      @KrusherMike ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Canadian. Bless 'em. They tried their best.

    • @nikoraasu6929
      @nikoraasu6929 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ofc a woman designed that

    • @billybob8555
      @billybob8555 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikoraasu6929 Wdym by that?

    • @nikoraasu6929
      @nikoraasu6929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billybob8555 never faced warfare

  • @sharpshooter33
    @sharpshooter33 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some of these aren't weird. The military needed a specific tool for a specific job. Others don't seem to be military in nature just things that existed during the war

  • @Eagleblazer69
    @Eagleblazer69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    18:45 no way!!! This rifle got drip boi! Look at that fancy drip!

  • @ProfessorDreamer
    @ProfessorDreamer ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Simple History can you do a video of The Worst Military Junta Dictators That Has Ever Lived.

  • @manhunter433
    @manhunter433 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A wise man once said, If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

    • @aarongreen1654
      @aarongreen1654 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If there are better, easier, and cheaper ways to accomplish the exact same thing - it's stupid. It would be like building a sundial to tell the time when you have a wristwatch on your wrist and a smartphone in your pocket. Sure it 'works' - but it's stupid and a waste of time.

  • @omarhishamelsayed3890
    @omarhishamelsayed3890 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more I watch these the more I fall in love with bf1

  • @marcelxd1633
    @marcelxd1633 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:02 Best weapon in bf1

  • @schmorgus4592
    @schmorgus4592 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite Era of dumb military weapons has to be ww2. The pigeon bomb, anti-tank dogs, rc mini tanks, that weird rocket propelled axel that was meant to destroy barriers, and the infamous hot air balloon bomb to name a few

  • @Tsirkon
    @Tsirkon ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Honestly you're better of having an airsoft gun as self defense than the kolibri 😂

    • @DieselDoktor
      @DieselDoktor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking about the 5 Joule SSG10 and giggled a little bit. 😂

  • @MattSmith-us3ru
    @MattSmith-us3ru ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "anti-tank scooter." That in and of itself is awesome

  • @channingdeadnight
    @channingdeadnight ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the name tank was actually originally a code name. before their invention the only tanks were like water tanks or gas tanks. which the military thought was boring enough nobody would get curious about them and the name stuck.

  • @brandonrodriguez5310
    @brandonrodriguez5310 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It would be cool to see a video about the Aztec Eagles!! The unsung Mexican pilots of Ww2!!

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be cool to see a video about your mom

    • @brandonrodriguez5310
      @brandonrodriguez5310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vandal1764 she is a strong lady with many great stories to tell. That would be a good video idea :-)!

    • @TheAoalec14
      @TheAoalec14 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could do a video about a million obscure units..a far more interesting topic is how hitler tried to convince Mexico to invade the US

  • @Oarf_
    @Oarf_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:30
    oh jesus christ
    As a german im used to non german speakers to butcher our words (as we probably do with other languages aswell, im not implying that we are better, we're not)
    But that one realy hurt deep in my soul

  • @GeneralGayJay
    @GeneralGayJay ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mufflers and flash-suppressors would definitely be useful on modern vehicles.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not sure how my car has lasted so long without a flash suppressor.

    • @GeneralGayJay
      @GeneralGayJay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reliantncc1864 haha I mean military vehicles and on gun barrels during war. Of course much smaller than the ones in vid.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GeneralGayJay I'm being very sarcastic. I thought that was what you were doing, given the obvious uselessness of flash suppressors on modern military vehicles. Were you doing something else?

  • @Tb0071
    @Tb0071 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have thought me quite a few things because without seeing the video I already knew all the things from the thumbnail! So thank you very much for that, I really love your videos!❤

  • @811brian
    @811brian ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Interesting solution for the curved barrel. Use round ball bullets instead of conical bullets.

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your mom has an interesting solution to the curved barrel

  • @ScarlettDeLion
    @ScarlettDeLion ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I wouldn't call the kolibri a military weapon, due to it being more a "hey I wanna see if I can actually do this, maybe I'll sell a few".
    I also wouldn't call the tank surpressors as weird military weapons as they were more meant for keeping down noise complaints.

  • @LichsuhoathinhDrabattle
    @LichsuhoathinhDrabattle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The video is very good, the historical knowledge about the war is good and easy to absorb. I hope the channel grows more and more🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My team of super heroes used some odd weapons, such as “The Blame Thrower”, “Tornado In A Can”, “The Clothes Shrinker”, and we had an armored vehicle with a magnetic turret on top.

    • @Recentlyisekai89
      @Recentlyisekai89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The clothes one could theoretically be lethal

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Recentlyisekai89 yes to your bravery and self esteem

    • @Recentlyisekai89
      @Recentlyisekai89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blacktemplar1139 true

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Recentlyisekai89 Especially in the crotch region.

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 ปีที่แล้ว

      The canned tornado too, depending on where and how high it flung you.

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always wanted to see dummy heads used. I’m glad someone tried it.

  • @MudakSlayer
    @MudakSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn it i thought they were gonna fire the cannon from the vespa, its still kinda cool. I was really hoping to see a drive by of vespa shooting while moving and blowing up a tank.

  • @PerpetualBass
    @PerpetualBass ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the guitar tapping during the section about the TAP. Nice

  • @diablohernandez6040
    @diablohernandez6040 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the mix of the old and new vids

  • @cjharvie7240
    @cjharvie7240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My compliments for using the Ross Rifle in the McAdam's segment. This WWI Historian (and Canadian) approves!

  • @Joeofthemasks
    @Joeofthemasks 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Problem with the shield was not that it was heavy from being made of steel. the PROTOTYPES were made of steel, all the ones that were produced were made of Tin or Aluminium, making them light enough to carry... but able to be pierced by ANYTHING and because they were made of light weight metal they couldn't even be used as shovels.

  • @Ajarpopcorn2304
    @Ajarpopcorn2304 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So the shield shovel was a shovel that couldn't shovel

    • @5uxxo2
      @5uxxo2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And couldn't shield

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:03 The gun which makes you feels like a pro when you get a kill with it in Battlefield 1. No wonder it's such an OP weapon.

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is for sure a great handgun!!!🥳 Got 194 kills with it😁

  • @yishaqdavid2029
    @yishaqdavid2029 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mobile shield invetors prsentation.
    "its like a tank, with no engine, no wheels, and very weak armor"
    "game set and match,. this war is going to be over"

  • @zackzittel7683
    @zackzittel7683 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3 foot pounds!? That’s incredible…… incredible underpowered. Even .22 CB’s (.22 shorts with no powder, they simply use the power generated by the primer) make 30-30ft/lbs of energy

  • @rockets-space
    @rockets-space ปีที่แล้ว +5

    32:08 Why is the enemy infantry at the bottom blinking at hypersonic speed? XD

    • @ouch9402
      @ouch9402 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw it too lmao

  • @fluttzkrieg4392
    @fluttzkrieg4392 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Kolibri is almost non lethal, but I've been shot many times by airsoft BBs which have less than 1j of energy, but that already was enough to draw a bit of blood sometimes. I don't doubt the Kolibri could go into the skull and brain if it hit the eye.
    Although even my air gun would be more lethal at 27j. I never want to be hit by that thing.

  • @averageshitposter5546
    @averageshitposter5546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They damn well knew what they were doing when they designed the tank suppressor

  • @rain8767
    @rain8767 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A more appropriate title for this video would be "weird military equipment". Most of these aren't even weapons. Like the tank silencer wasn't used in combat but to lessen the sound of a tank's gun so it wouldn't disturb the nearby populace so much. And the Kolibri was a gimmick advertised for women to put on their purse and it wasn't better than a bb gun. Weird how they upgraded the quality of their videos since the t-34 episodes but resulted to recycling older videos that we already watched from other recycled videos.

  • @simongruber5661
    @simongruber5661 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When you watch this as a German you will laugh by the german words.

  • @SuperJusSaiyan
    @SuperJusSaiyan ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the guitar solo blazing behind the Vespa bazooka presentation in this 😂

  • @historyfunnfacts9204
    @historyfunnfacts9204 ปีที่แล้ว

    this quality is amazing

  • @thomasearp9513
    @thomasearp9513 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these videos

  • @georgecranston8102
    @georgecranston8102 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Can you imagine making a ton of dummy tanks to scare the enemy but they just send more tanks to attack.

    • @anthonymichaeleardley494
      @anthonymichaeleardley494 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The idea was to lure a majority of the enemy force away from the areas where the allies were preparing their real advances. So you would imagine how the enemy was thinking that they believed they made the winning move, only for the allies to show up out of nowhere.

    • @peritoquastenberg4487
      @peritoquastenberg4487 ปีที่แล้ว

      The British army in WWII North Africa disguised supply trucks as tanks, but the also disguised tanks as supply trucks.

  • @alpscarlett8897
    @alpscarlett8897 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want a periscope Rifle without even needing one it’s that cool

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *i never heard about Vespa 150 Tap From France Army... Good Lord... What a Unknown History Out There!*

  • @markgarin6355
    @markgarin6355 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Smart idea. Don't think the hole in the shovel effected much.
    Of course, if everyone was using the periscope rifles, there would not have been too many targets.
    How do plastic bags of water... capture smoke or sound?
    Vespa now used for rush hour traffic in Paris.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try shoveling wet mud with a slotted spoon and you'll get an idea of how helpful a too-heavy shovel with a hole in it would be on the Western Front.

    • @markgarin6355
      @markgarin6355 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KraziEyevin well....dry soil I don't think it would make much difference, high clay content your not getting damp to wet earth off anything.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markgarin6355 read some firsthand accounts of the WW1 Western Front. Some places the mud was so wet if you fell in a shell crater you'd never make it out.
      Plus, remember that this shovel is probably twice or three times as heavy as normal on the business end. It's going to seriously suck to swing it around.

    • @markgarin6355
      @markgarin6355 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KraziEyevin historically... entrenching tools were notoriously useless. In WWI the last while building miles of trenches....I wouldn't have one anywhere near me.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markgarin6355 I don't think you'd have much of a choice, between drafts and the penalties for insubordination.

  • @franbethea1821
    @franbethea1821 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How could you forget Project Pigeon. Actual pigeon guided bombs.

  • @SharpForceTrauma
    @SharpForceTrauma ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more effective mobile shield would also be invented in WW1, tanks, although at the time they didn't see them as infantry support weapons. Curious how that goes, and a stark contrast to later doctrines.

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here's the thing with the shields - YOU NEED A HAND TO CYCLE THE BOLT!

  • @snailetiquette
    @snailetiquette ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You can really see the evolution of the animation quality