At least it sorta makes sense. Russia borders so many powerful countries and if invaded would mean a long land-war where tanks can shine... who is going to have a land-war in to the USA? Mexico!? They going to drive those tanks in to their own coastal cities?
@Mail Me but, japan is under complete support of USA military, so its defence budgetis very low, and india don't need support of any military, as india is 4th strongest military in the world
@Mail Me Even if they increase their military budget, they will lag behind in other criterias, and their economy is declining, so.... its a very good news that india is completely self dependent and strong.... So, ab mithai baat de lol🤣🤣🤣😂
LEMON MAFiA God damn it, can you at least use the right "they're"? I was actually wondering what my teachers meant when there are people over the age of 7 that can't even use the right homophones.
There is no need in many aircraft carriers - most of our territory is a dry land. And we have superior Anti-aircraft defence systems. But i hope no one have to learn that in a real conflict. Lets keep peace on our planet ok? ^^
@КЯshNik Yes, so much better that they were completely destroyed in Desert Storm. The Abrams has been proven to be way more capable and stronger than the T-72. The T-72 is a capable tank though
3. Russia 2. USA 1. Me when playing Dictator No Peace Countryballs Edit: 40 likes? Thanks you! Edit 2: I add "Countryballs" Edit 3: Being 70 like is so "great"😎 This is many like I've been comment Edit 4: Wait for 100 like for 10 days, that more like DNPC (Dictator No Peace Countryballs) has a million likes (not really)
America TRY HARDER THATS WHY YOU GOT SOUTHERN VIETNAM IMMIGRATING ON BOATS nothing against ppl from veitnam but america never thinks about the consiquences and trump didnt help on decision making either they were doing fine and mwrica was like fuck this handle it urself and south nam lost what really sucks is that south never had freedom it was always russia or america or some other douchebags who didnt care what rhay were fighting dor and "took over" there country
Most of those countries have a dictator like "president" and they invest all the money in weaponry, besides, the payment for the soldiers, the maintenance, the fuel, infrastructure, equipment, the money the leaders steal, training, etc, etc. That's why
Teachers : ok students what will happen if there will be world war 3?? Student 1 : die Student 2 : SUFFER STUDENT 3 : There will be 1 more chapter in history book
So I went through and added all the values up and the total amount of money spent on military power in 2017 was: $1,710,936,960,000 One trillion, seven-hundred ten billion, nine-hundred thirty-six million, nine-hundred sixty thousand dollars.
For Mongolia you forgot to mention that they have 6 million batlle horses. For Macedonia you forgot to mention that they have 100 000 war elephants. For Australia you forgot to mention that they have 30 000 berserker emus. For Japan you forgot to mention they have an undisclosed number of active ninja. For the polynesian countries you forgot to mention how many laserbeam shooting sharks they have.
Russia has the most tanks in the world if I remember right. However, the tanks they use are 1980 era tanks I believe, compared to the USA's more modern tanks. Also, tanks aren't the only thing that matters. The USA has 11 aircraft carriers, which is far more than any other country and, I'm not 100% sure about this though, might be more than all other countries combined (please don't hurt me if I'm wrong). Tanks also have very little defence against planes, which the USA leads in
@@traskforge Yeah but all the Russian tanks work and they know they are affective so they don't upgrade them that much, thats why they make a lot more for less.
Number 1: Antarctica
Foot soldiers: 10,060,345 penguins
Elite troopers: 201,124 polar bears
Armored battalions: 517,662 seals
Heavily armored battalions : 100,463 killer whales
Nonconventional warfare: numberless blizzards, -40° temperatures, non-survival atmosphere.
Enemies: none.
President: Scrat, the saber-toothed squirrel.
llama priest don’t forget their doomsday weapon: ice age
An that squirrel...
@@amyandvik that's the most advanced nuclear weapon
You forgot Global warming LoL
Wow dude that's really really creative
10k subs with these bad videos? You stupid? Antartica have polar bear because ITS so cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3) Russia
2) USA
1)GTA POLICE
No 2 should've the soviet union
# 1ts việt nam
NO.1: GTA TRAIN
1)pewdiepie
Dũng Bùi no Soviet union
No submarines in Nepal?
Oh that’s what they want you to think...
Isnt Nepal surrounded by land?
_ShlRmdh_ r/woooosh
Same at philipines
Nepal has no sea lol
Yeet
Los santos : only three Soldier required and that is Micheal , Franklin and Trevor they will handle whole los Santos 😂😂
Only if a player controlled them
Yeah CJ can kill them
Yeah 😂😂🤣
Only one player required: CJ
Lol
Military industry : How many AFV you need?
Italy: *yes*
Russia: *yos*
Usa: *a b s o l u t e l y*
Iceland: how many of what?
Military industry: How many Tanks do you need?
India: *yes*
USA: *yos*
Russia: *a b s o l u t e l y*
@@pwr_x losing against Syria 😂😂😂😂
Hey Egypt has more than italy
This weren't real , check in Global FireRate that's the latest .
Me: "how many tanks do you need?"
Russia: *YES*
At least it sorta makes sense. Russia borders so many powerful countries and if invaded would mean a long land-war where tanks can shine... who is going to have a land-war in to the USA? Mexico!? They going to drive those tanks in to their own coastal cities?
Most of them are soviet era tanks and most couldn’t be put in service
@@finnishintel3235 ouch :(
Derry Arya Saputra ?
How many planes do you need?
America: YES
just checking how high iran is on that list real quick...
No nukes tho
knigtXx fax we chillin
AHAHA THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING
😉
The thing about it is, Iran has allies and other countries like to jump in. If China and/or Russia get involved, it's a bad situation for everyone.
Update:-
Today INDIA's defense budget is
75 billion dollars
Yeah! It is 2 year old video
@Mail Me bant de
@Mail Me but, japan is under complete support of USA military, so its defence budgetis very low, and india don't need support of any military, as india is 4th strongest military in the world
@Mail Me Even if they increase their military budget, they will lag behind in other criterias, and their economy is declining, so.... its a very good news that india is completely self dependent and strong....
So, ab mithai baat de lol🤣🤣🤣😂
@Mail Me Don't think India inferior to these countries
Plot twist: more than the half amount of tanks in Russia are owned by civilians
LEMON MAFiA God damn it, can you at least use the right "they're"? I was actually wondering what my teachers meant when there are people over the age of 7 that can't even use the right homophones.
LEMON MAFiA they communists, idiot.
rene s7 haven’t been communist for years lol
And other half of them are in serve as standard transport vehicles (thanks dashcams and compilations)
@LEMON MAFiA r/wooosh
Russia: *HAS 20,300 TANKS*
Also Russia: *Has 1 aircraft carrier*
At least 10k of these tanks are owned by gopniks
There is no need in many aircraft carriers - most of our territory is a dry land. And we have superior Anti-aircraft defence systems. But i hope no one have to learn that in a real conflict. Lets keep peace on our planet ok? ^^
@@ugfgjytbgt1371 ^^ as great as it is to have a powerful army and shit its best we dont start any more trouble than there already is
It's all good. Everyone's scared to touch america except for a few mentally insane or brainwashed people.
Some Rude Individual does North Korea count
3. Russia
2. USA
1. Mom with slippers
i hate edited comment
True
You mean chancleta ?
Hheh
But is ur mom strong when uses slippers? Mine not that much.
Phi Tieu many moms have slippers
I Don't know with what weapons world war 3 will be fought, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein
Wrong, too much IQ doesn't mean they can see future.
WW4 be like :
STICKY FINGAR!!!
OCEAN STONEeeeeeeeeeeeee
My teacher sayed that.
Котенок 😺🇷🇺 you didn't get it
ITACHI UCHIHA beacuse world war 3 will damage the world so much that they won't have any guns or bombs to fight with
Russia chilling: 800k Troops,
Russia when invaded and its winter: 145 Million troops
1 million tanks
1 Billion vodka
Крайне не вежливо
lol
Злой морпех, на самом деле это он от страха, очко то нетжелезное
Очко смазал перед тем как написать?
Russia is a good country.
Love Russia from india
3 Russia
2 USA
1 Gordon Ramsay when you serve him frozen food
Not many people understand
Swift would u like me to explain
Oh I understand. THIS ICE IS FROZEN!!!!!!!. RAWWWWWW!!!!!
"Why didnt you cook the grenade!!! Its fookin RAW!"
Libra How Gordon cooks a grenade: Hot pan olive oil
How many nukes would it take to destroy the globe?
"Around 300"
Russia: I'll take 6,800
Russia locked and loaded
It's more like 100,000
The E Games You could probably destroy ever major city and port w their supply though
На ллддаа
@@---ob1nc Are you stupid or something, I am pretty sure 6850 nukes can destroy more than just a major city.
Imagine how quick Haiti versus America would be.
Haiti would win in minutes
@@tukeeee9546 in reality tho.....
@savio cersosimo Interesting
hi. My country soviet union is stronger than us when the year is 1920s-1980s. So btw my money is 7.5 trillion us dollar.
@@Penguin982 Soviet Onion sux
Everyone's gangsta till' America and Russia become Ally's.
Along time ago we were Allys with russia,but know not,were enemys
Kitty Boy24 a long* allies* now* no* we’re* enemies*
@@kittyboy5535 you sure youre American, cause English got smacked there in face.
Akshay in their face*
usman murtaza lmao yes
At least 15% of the people here are trying to come up with hypothetical World War 3 scenarios
*Gasp* How did you know?
What do you mean?
Countryball mapping?
dibs on haiti
No
I SEE
How many tanks do you need?
Russia:Yes
Maringlen _p I was wondering why they have so many tanks but I remembered that most of them are WWII era or something like that
@КЯshNik Yes, so much better that they were completely destroyed in Desert Storm. The Abrams has been proven to be way more capable and stronger than the T-72. The T-72 is a capable tank though
Incog Neat0 nah cold war era tanks
Burgerletsplayz t-34 are better than Abrams
Да это так 😂
3. Russia
2. USA
1. Me when playing Dictator No Peace Countryballs
Edit: 40 likes? Thanks you!
Edit 2: I add "Countryballs"
Edit 3: Being 70 like is so "great"😎 This is many like I've been comment
Edit 4: Wait for 100 like for 10 days, that more like DNPC (Dictator No Peace Countryballs) has a million likes (not really)
lmfao yess
Lmai same i played that too
Kkkkkk
I suck at that game. i just had it 5 days ago and I struggled colonizing as belize..
@@ibrothedragon lol haiti
Haiti
150 super soldiers
4 Transformers
8 Shoes
It's probably just an pro airosoft gun player not a soldier
They can be raider by a child
Poor
Where the hell did they find 7 000 000$?
Albator El Musculor on the floor
1:Los Santos military soldiers: infinity
Edit :Thank For 666 Like,never had this before
Is this GTA V reference?
@@mzakypasha29 yes
@@mzakypasha29 👍
@@fahimvai1234 :D
@@khairulzaim4787 :D
Luxembourg:
900 Soliders
284 Million $
No comment.
I would wanna be one of those soldiers
I want to the da money
@@pinheadlarry1977 oke
Shut U
Must be 900 Captain Americas. lol
Who just got this video in their recommendations
Everyone knows that it's now outdated but still watched
Let’s be honest we came here just to watch our country’s rank
Yes
Yes Iran
Yes of course, this is the reason i click this vidio
Yes latvia
yea turkey, 6.
Even GTA police is more powerful than Haiti !
lol
Gta police is a super power they have unlimited officers, cars and helicopters.
Nope
Poweful than all lol
Dude they are even more powerful than the USA itself
take a trip then since you have a big mouth
Can I ask. What is USA and Russia doing with 6 thousand nukes?
wubble bubble Cold War remnants
melting mars south pole
It is from the Cold War when they both were trying to be the most powerful
The US and Russia each have enough nukes to kill all humans on earth
Thing about Japan have 6 thousand nuke and doing kamikaze Whit all nuke
This is like the progression of a military simulator game
Wtf is North Korea doing with 73 subs...
And wtf is Russia and US doing with 6000+ nukes each... 🤯
NL Luke It is from the Cold War when they both were trying to be the most powerful
Most of those nukes are disarmed or something I think.
TheyTookMyUsername actually each country had more nukes during the Cold War the amount on this video is the amount left after disarming most of them
They use to have over 15,000 each
Showing off their power to other countries duhhh
The entire world: 10 aircraft carriers altogether.
USA: I need to one up them.
The US has 20 if you count their light aircraft carriers into the mix
Plus the only ones with legit super carriers
@@tjmoo3576 UK QE Carriers are classed as super carriers as well - by the US Navy.
Squiddi c
Also China they are building 4 aircraft carriers , total 5 or 6
Even a police station in usa is powerful than haiti
Even a us civilian is
Lol
Well, literally everyone is more powerful than Haiti.
What about a rock
@@zeekzero4550 rocks can break heads
WRONG! Everybody knows wakanda has the best military technology
Yes
"And give this man a shield"
Nah,the soviet union is stronker
Ediwow tanginamo jeje amp
yeah
brazil: *gets stronger than portugal*
portugal: what have i done ?
same with the USA and UK
IT'S REWIND TIME AAAAAA
Time to invade the invaders
@@Hirundo-demersalis Wait,that's illegal.
@@Hirundo-demersalis lol.
Switzerland: Has a navy
Me: *visible* *confusion*
i am confused it wasnt on last place, bc they literally dont invovlve themselves in war, not even in freaaking ww2
@@TheSirkazzio They follow a policy of Armed Neutrality, a decently equipped military to deter foreign threats plus the mountains.
@@plzfixwolves955 makes sense, bc then they can at least defend theirselves If thers internal conflict in the country
😂
Jorge Igual Bonilla actually we still have mandatory leverage here.. :/
Nobody:
Russia:
*T A N K S*
When you've got equipment from the USSR (mainly looking at Ukraine and Russia):
-*Stonks*
US: *AFVs*
Winter Wolf
Nobody:
USA: Air Force destroys all those tanks.
USA: aircrafts
@@robertdawg4754 AA missile system "SA-21 growler":Hold my vodka))
Military Size Comparsion
8M People : Interesting
“40 Nukes could probably blow up Earth”
Russia: I will take 6,850 of those
@@goldenmountain5902 The concept is the same
A nuclear expert said the reason the world did not have a nuclear war yet is not by good management but more about good luck
Us have 6k4 :x
America: MOAR
United states:me tho
Everyone: Heeeey... why do you have so many nukes?
USA and Russia: If we’re going down, the whole world’s coming with us
I know no one wins
Actually true scientificly.
If US and russia are allies the world is done
Actually it Would Actually Be A Nightmare Blowing Up The USA Because If You Blow It Up The Entire Earth Goes With Country So... yea
China: i may not have much nukes, but it will still get the job done.
*Biggest war*
*PewDiePie vs T-series*
Prasad Jambagi Lol
Xbox vs PlayStation
hhaha
Correction: T-Gay
India has 140 nukes
America: we are the strongest
China: Corona timeeeeerrrr😎
wait are you american
Also america: shuts down their country for nearly a year
DUMDUMBUMBUMBUMDUM😎
@@RangaGangsta Also China: Everyone here wear masks
Me who live in Shanghai (largest Chinese city): No one wear masks
someone: how are you second in biggest armies with only 60B$?
russia: tAnKs aNd nUKeS
Its not million its billion
Sehr lecker Maulwurfkuchen True, it’s 60B not 60M
ich Verlassen not true
Sehr lecker Maulwurfkuchen he is funny and he is not an idiot
@Edi Andrei you cant just say something is not true when it is true. and you cant scientifically prove its not true Because IT IS TRUE.
How many tanks do you..
Russia:yes
ok...
How many nuke do yo-
Russia: *YES*
how many planes do you have
America yes
How many ships do you have
yeS
Problem is most of those tanks are like 40-50 years old lol
How many nukes do..
Iran: NO
America: they said YES time for democracy
@@thememe986 you fool said the Russian tanks are old and you believed it))))American Abrams for 40-50 years and it's true.
@@Андрей1976-з9ь not the m1a2 thats only about 25
The average U.S. high school can take Haiti any day.
You also don't need to give them guns,they already have
That's what the French were saying 200 years ago.
I think the Haiti Police is more powerful than their army
Joe Shmoe Lol more people have liked this than the people who are in Haiti’s military.
The average U.S. college can defeat Haiti so quick I will be 20 minutes
No one :
Nobody :
Russia : hm,you think 6850 nukes is a lot?
North Korea: I am the nuke country!
France: Hold my baguette
USA: Hold my beer
Russia: Hold my vodka
lmao😂😂
Iran has joined the chat
Iran typing...
Iran:hold my tequila
My army of 6 stuffed animals: hold my plastic nuke
Hold my baguette 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Germany would say hold my beer
*Aliens comes to invade world.*
*Everyone: Lets be together.*
*Italy: Such a nice ally.*
_Hug an Alien campaign_
If they beat us then stay united to kick them out
That's actually France...
*Italy has changed team to Aliens*
Italy, I'm with the Zeta Renticulans...Nah that was a bad call, I'm with you I love humans...Oh we are losing? Hey Zeta's I love you guys!
I had to come back and peep Iran's arsenal after today 👀
ziJumpii lmao same
0 nukes not problem
ziJumpii same when saw 0 nukes was relieved
0 nukes we win
@@Sirslickshot lol they have like 1 now but we gave 5k so
Israel: let me introduce you some friend
Russia: hold my vodka
How many nukes do you have?
Russia: Yes
More like tanks to be honest.
That goes for US as well
Ты третий человек за день который про это шутит
8
And USA dude
3 : Russia
2 : USA
1 : Vietnam farmer
Hey man be careful when standing under a tree. Like they be jumping from tree to tree like friggin TaRzAn
Vietnam Farmer Secret Weapon.
Rice.
No rice no strength😀
@@greenleafyman1028 plus "non la" and AK-47,ok,I'm gonna change the whole world:))))
@@greenleafyman1028 with agent orange..
Du ma may
Who can beat captain america?
Captain vietnam.
Captain Vietnam is actually a person, master of guerilla. Captain America will die of starvation before he even sees his foe
@The Great illusionist wat would happen in 2018?
Orin America literally didn’t try in Vietnam war.💀
No captain merica
America TRY HARDER THATS WHY YOU GOT SOUTHERN VIETNAM IMMIGRATING ON BOATS nothing against ppl from veitnam but america never thinks about the consiquences and trump didnt help on decision making either they were doing fine and mwrica was like fuck this handle it urself and south nam lost what really sucks is that south never had freedom it was always russia or america or some other douchebags who didnt care what rhay were fighting dor and "took over" there country
Russia: has 400 more nuclear bombs
America: let’s become American *builds 9,000,000,000 more*
27 million $ for 180 people, 9 cars and 3 boats
Seems legit
ThomerTD which country?
@@dxmyr rank 171.
Ikr
Most of those countries have a dictator like "president" and they invest all the money in weaponry, besides, the payment for the soldiers, the maintenance, the fuel, infrastructure, equipment, the money the leaders steal, training, etc, etc. That's why
@@orhanbey8024 sa gardaşım
If i win the lottery Ima buy Haiti
Not sure you could make any profit out of that
bad idea right now US lend them money ,you will be on tones of debt moment you purchase
It's a joke yall
What a shit hole country to buy lmao ( yes I'm aware this was a joke )
I would buy maybe Iceland or Barbados.
If I save some money maybe I could buy the Haiti's army.
7m, are you serious
7m?
Pls guys buy a sarcasm detector
@@federicorodriguez4565 u said army... U could've said only army not Thier money cuz it cost 7m so... Nah idk didn't get your joke thou. No offense
@@sassytea3251 r/woooosh if your even a reddit user
Mexico: What’s a tank?
Mexico has tanks but theyre probably just owned by the cartels
Vietnam:
-Active personels: 482,200
-Tanks: 1545
-AFV: 3150
-Planes: 283
-Helicopter: 139
-Light warship: 266
-Heavy warship: 9
-Submarines: 8
-Aircraft carrier: 0
-Nukes:0
-TREES: UNCOUNTABLE
Rừng giờ chặt gần hết rồi
Farmers: 69696969
Vietcong: *O H H E L L Y E A H*
Not more than India has....
speaking trees*
Imagine being that one guy in Iceland that flies a plane
He must be the coolest guy there
Hero
Maybe in Haiti?
Largest Armies in the world
th-cam.com/video/-5h2ujVAHtU/w-d-xo.html
Ciechan and that one guy that leads the tank crew in Lesotho
Rank 3: Russia
Rank 2: USA
Rank 1: Minecraft's community
TheHoxGame *rank
@@samisikdar5417 sorry
TheHoxGame that's fine
Where are Pubg players?
🖕🇷🇺1🇧🇾2🇺🇸151
When they already see their country rank: I have seen enough, I'm satisfied
3)Russia
2)Usa
1)Payday police
That’s true🙃
just got it less than a dollar played it i guess that is pretty accurate
"It's a motherfuckin bulldozer!"
"Guys listen up, much more hard hitting troops are moving in."
Wululululu
Who else just wants to find their country
😂
I cant find poland 🙃
Place 17 yayy
@@johnnystankiewicz295 Czekaj, mam cię :D 3:50
@@NOTHING-ps2dd 👌
Imagine Haiti vs Iceland lol.. 10 minutes and it's done
Iceland ispart of nato so it doesnt need military at all
@@rapstrof8832 said "imagine"
No it Larry vs Barry
Haiti Vs USA
HAHAHAHAH haiti would get destroyed by the vikings, olus iceland could just increase their spending, but no needs they have NATO
People that finding his country be like:
*Where the F is my Fckin Country*
found mine rank 49 oof
You should add 4 penguines to Madagascar forces
edit: thanks for 360 likes
edit 2: WOW, Almost 600 likes
Lol
Mikołaj Bożek boosts them from the rank where they are now to 1st
lmao
The hell
Top 7 countries by Water Area!..th-cam.com/video/4dpc76kdUn4/w-d-xo.html
No one:
Israel: Can we have some nukes?
Serra Veskai well after friday it’s iran lmao
Fun fact : israel the 3rd most powerful air force in the world
And the 8th most powerful country in the world ;)
@@m7mdjama843
Jesús=thank to me
Israel should be at least 5th place.. She is much stronger than South Korea and Turkey..
Nagars Way
Yh right. Turkey and Iran will scramble Israel in ww3 they can’t even fight Palestine so imagine something bigger than them
haiti:
150 supermans
4 Hell chariots
8 Space Battleship
Iceland :
250 Vikings
1 Veðrfölnir
2 Mjolnir
4 Snekkja
Brazil 1 bilion of zobies dophins because the kill then in
the 1 st war
@@pissuinhaaleatoria5323 encontrei um brasileiro
Australia: the emu army.
150 spacemarines*
I'm from Egypt but i didn't expect it to be in the 11 rank. I taught it would be the 40 or the 30
Information:Egyptians lives in 3% of egypt😂😂😂
And england bro i didn't expect that
damn bro respect from egypt from russia
@@gopnikawarder686 i luv Russia ❤️🇳🇱
every 4th Grader Egyptian knows that bro 😂 Egypt is the strongest In the Middle East and Africa
@@MohamedAhmed-hz6sw that's the flag of the Netherlands
Haiti could probably be raided by teenagers.
Edit: Wow, 210 likes!
Better; Brazilian Funkeiros
But what those teenagers would get with "raiding" one of the poorest countries?
@@Happy-qr1sm LOL
@@aklmoy Five bucks and a bar of Toblerone.
@@motorbloxx except for they have not Toblerone, maybe don't even know what is :(
3. Russia
2. USA
1. Stroheim & Speedwagon Army
Underrated comment everyone gangster till the foot soldiers learn Hamon
3. Russia
2. USA
1. Bad company army
Боевой Курятник no, WORSE COMPANY
999999999. Survivor
1. Joseph, lisa lisa, Caesar
*plays national Giorno’s Theme*
Worldwide: posible war
Russia: Hold my nuclear bombs
Fernando And the Narnia Roostah more like USA and Russia: hold our nuclear weapons.
Invalid numbers. In Russia, the total number of nuclear warheads is about 15,000. In service with 7,500. The rest is in storage.
Cant really fit them.in my hands
WTF
🤦♂️
4:26 - India Op 🔥🔥🔥
USA 12xOP😂
Teachers : ok students what will happen if there will be world war 3??
Student 1 : die
Student 2 : SUFFER
STUDENT 3 : There will be 1 more chapter in history book
We will rule TH-cam then
@@indianball7869 T gay
underrated comment
@@indianball7869 lol
T series is bestest
So I went through and added all the values up and the total amount of money spent on military power in 2017 was:
$1,710,936,960,000
One trillion, seven-hundred ten billion, nine-hundred thirty-six million, nine-hundred sixty thousand dollars.
Harvey Walsh what honest work how underrated
@Just Anime This money does help the poor.... from being slaughtered
Just Anime stfu ‘thOse mOneY coUlD bE usED tO hElp poOr pEoplE’ headass
Without haiti it wouldnt even be 100$
Just imagine if all that went to NASA, Roscosmos, the ESA and other space/scientific agencies... we'd be an interstellar civilization by now
You forgot
ThE nInE yEaRs Old arMy
One nuke and nine year old army is dead army.
@@vampirethespiderbatgod9740 they eat it wdym
@@enixma7339 not a single one can afford it lmao.
@@vampirethespiderbatgod9740 reverse card bitch
Yeah!!!
For Mongolia you forgot to mention that they have 6 million batlle horses.
For Macedonia you forgot to mention that they have 100 000 war elephants.
For Australia you forgot to mention that they have 30 000 berserker emus.
For Japan you forgot to mention they have an undisclosed number of active ninja.
For the polynesian countries you forgot to mention how many laserbeam shooting sharks they have.
And the Welsh (UK) have 3 million sheep.
Emu are antagonists though, not loyal to the Commonwealth.
I think so every people are in north korea is soldiers.
approval😝
yes
China: I have 2 million people
No you not
I think so every people in south korea is soldier.
You forgot the Vatican City! They have 20 Royal Guards...
Thats it
20 guys with what 🤣
Star Light With a Holy Stick that has been blessed by the pope
Star Light they have a population of around 1000
The other country want to supply military in vatikan
You forgot the power of Jesus!!! 😂
rank 7
North Korea
Active Personnels : 1,280,000
Tanks : 5243
Nukes : 20
*Pig : 1*
The pig puts a black phone receiver on its head
The pig is Kim Jun Un
Buwahahahahahahaha
It's OK the USA has filled the pig gap, they have the ---- "spider pig"!
@@bingsantos2762 no way?
When you realize that Brazil actually haves more than one Aircraft carrier…
Nobody:
Madagascar : helicopters are only used to buy bread
You got the point
My military budget:
Plastic Toy Soldiers w/ guns (extra small) - 3$
*_~PLANS WORLD DOMINATION~_*
Just enough to take over hati
Rank 1............ in toy armies
Why Japan is ranked low, They have Goku, Doraemon and Action Kaamen
You forgot naruto
japan has no carriers? we got fucked in pearl harbor by like 5 of them
Fuck fapan
xD
Don't forget the Gundam
Makarov : hold my Vodka ! I will annexed whole country in the world
What does Greece need an army for? Defending their olives?
OMEGAlul
@@Rogan35 *defeating
PROTECT THE TSATSYKI, GYROS AND FRAPPE !
@@thechlebek901 haha cry gayreek
Are you that stupid?
Haiti's army is so weak even Trevor from GTA 5 can beat them...
Puss in Jordans lol
Xd men you killed me
Agent 47 gonna beat it early using stealth
I agree with u
Fuck Trevor. Arthur Morgan from RDR2 will yeehaw his way to victory wild west style.
3. RUSSIA
2. UNITED STATES
1. KAREN AT MCDONALD'S
Underrated
3. United States
2. Karen
1. The Manager
3. RUSSIA
2.UNITED STATES
1. Karen at McDonald’s waiting and extra minute because no chicken McNuggets were prepared for her child.
CJ Extra large burgher hahaa
I'm calling the manager
The music in this sounds really good.
When your country is Haiti, when you are last, when the only weapon you own is stones .. yeah I am Haitian
QUE PASA PARCE ahre que eso es colombiano
Czech
@@vojtechnem7020 are cool
But haiti has 'voodoo' which is more threatening than its military powers
How do u have Internet?
Russia:20300 tanks
God, how many will have the US then?
USA:5884 tanks
(•_•)
Russia has a pretty good army in comparison to USA, their stuff is less expensive and most of the times it works XD
Russia has the most tanks in the world if I remember right. However, the tanks they use are 1980 era tanks I believe, compared to the USA's more modern tanks. Also, tanks aren't the only thing that matters. The USA has 11 aircraft carriers, which is far more than any other country and, I'm not 100% sure about this though, might be more than all other countries combined (please don't hurt me if I'm wrong). Tanks also have very little defence against planes, which the USA leads in
Nukes aside, usa has more planes which is more dominant than mere tanks.
@@traskforge Yeah but all the Russian tanks work and they know they are affective so they don't upgrade them that much, thats why they make a lot more for less.
US has more modern tanks.
I could beat half of these countries alone.
*In GTA*
We basically already have through out all the games
lol
Same but in rdr2
So what you're saying is you're Korean?
Not Russia
Rest of the world: What are you going to do with all those nukes?
Russia and US: the world will *B U R N*
Everyone else: I has either 1 or no aircraft carriers at all
USA: Beep Beep 11
Italy has 2 aircraft carriers
@Egg T thats because they will need it against china.
Also Pakistan has 2
@@stardestroyers Naah Pakistan has 5...or maybe 72??
@@mayanktripathi8726 why so butthurt?
Some countries: *Yo y’all broke we got an aircraft carrier*
USA: *pathetic*
Japan and USA in WWII: *shame*
heueheheheh
We’d probably do that.
Rátt Pâkk Because they can afford to build a 100 more
@@goldenmountain5902 i don’t think japan is allowed to though after WWII they were only allowed to have defence
Where's Wakanda?
too good for anyone
Wakanda was at 0 position but video wasn't edited well
Wakanda is at -5
Wakanda forever
Wakanda 4ever
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Nice
Where you is Eswatini, Kosovo and Palestine?
North Korea: My Nukes so many that everybody
_* Sees Russia Nukes *_
*North Korea Left the world*
I say same to France lol "m'y country have 300nukes muhaha" see 4 numbers after russia nukes i died inside
They are allies so it’s ok
@@monster_rl the French and the US have been allies for a while as well so don't worry too much my friend
@@colemj5046 True
Yay 100 likes personal record :D
Everyone:
“I’ll take a few thousand planes”
USA: just gimme like 13,000
3)RUSSIA
2)USA
1) FORT ZANCUDO ARMY
💀
Lol
Still American.
They keep spawning
Zancudo
0:23 everbody having a defence budget of 28 million Luxembourg : nah times 10