Keystone Light Review: As Smooth As The Floor Of A Frat House...

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  • @angryotter9129
    @angryotter9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That accident when he opened the box was actually just Keystone Light telling him how many he had to drink to stop thinking it was terrible.

  • @robinsmith9024
    @robinsmith9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    PV3 trying to pet his kitty drunkenly is an energy I relate to so much

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He warmed up to me later when I had sobered up!

  • @TheBsmith97
    @TheBsmith97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    we are truly blessed to exist at the same time as this man

    • @stevecooper7883
      @stevecooper7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He speaks as persuasive as Diogenes himself.

  • @TheBiscuitTickler
    @TheBiscuitTickler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The mad lad actually turned into the Keystone Light Knight. God, I fucking love PV3.

  • @m1k3y48
    @m1k3y48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Kraft cannot legally call it cheese, that’s why they call it “Kraft Singles”

    • @fatboy2009
      @fatboy2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      '"processed cheese product"

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Like an “apple wine product” I imagine.

    • @Aaron-ui9tj
      @Aaron-ui9tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to live about a mile down the road from a Kraft plant. The entire neighborhood was filled with an indescribable smell. It always left me feeling like some horrible mistake had been made. Like Oppenheimer after the first warhead had been dropped.

    • @trevorminton6084
      @trevorminton6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like calling it honey wine because they legally couldn't call it mead

  • @austintillman8297
    @austintillman8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "I'm not used to opening up these types of boxes." Yea PVM3, we know the type of boxes you open on the regular

  • @Thaliathetree
    @Thaliathetree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I will never forget the party I went to where the hooch was Keystone Light, Hawaiian Punch, and Everclear. Well… I won’t forget the parts I remember.

  • @EasyGuitarTuts
    @EasyGuitarTuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Just pee. Just pee, baby." That should be their slogan

  • @d0minat0r5411
    @d0minat0r5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Pairs well with being in the doors off disgusting frat bathroom, having that pee where you realize you juuuust went over the point of no return, and despite how much you will try to fight it, you will end up throwing up in that same disgusting bathroom, hands and knees on the floor with no regard to what the floor contains; until the next morning.

  • @raultrashlord4404
    @raultrashlord4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    the utter panic in trying to grab all of the rolling beers

    • @Gillian_Seed
      @Gillian_Seed ปีที่แล้ว

      he should review rollingrock soon

  • @kacperkwidzinski1343
    @kacperkwidzinski1343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I never knew PV3 was on a show called “Lov Gov” until I had an ad for it while watching youtube one day. I cannot lie, I felt like a proud father when I realized it was indeed the man, the myth, the legend, PV3 in the flesh.

  • @colefreer
    @colefreer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    technically Kraft legally cannot call it cheese which is why if you look closely it’s labeled a “processed cheese product” !

  • @Nebulous_Neuhaus
    @Nebulous_Neuhaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    9:04
    [Helm of the Keystone Light]
    [Blade of the Keystone Light]
    Legendary Mastercraft Items, gives +95% resistance against Malort, with the drawback of +83% chance of intoxication-related embarrassment for characters still in college.

  • @jrightly
    @jrightly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "don't worry about your GPA" lol that hit hard

  • @daniell4490
    @daniell4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was phenomenal. Great comedic timing, Prescat made an appearance, and we saw a true knight in shin-- well, in armor.

  • @JosephCarnes
    @JosephCarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Once again: Salted Caramel Birddog Whiskey.... Must be done.

    • @Greg-TC
      @Greg-TC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s top comment. He’s now legally obligated to do it

    • @blackoceancreativeuniverse
      @blackoceancreativeuniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joseph Carnes Just mail him one. Be ready for a ton of Penguin jokes, though.

    • @JosephCarnes
      @JosephCarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackoceancreativeuniverse Where do I send it?

    • @baronvonbear8285
      @baronvonbear8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nectar of the gods

    • @zacherytaylor
      @zacherytaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bird Dog! Bird Dog! Bird Dog! I’d be happy with any flavor tbh

  • @jasondworkin6597
    @jasondworkin6597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one."

  • @rofyle
    @rofyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Back in the 90s this was easily the most popular beer at parties just because it was cheap and didn't taste as bad as Schlitz. The ad slogan back then should have been "tastes as smooth coming back up as it did going down."

    • @jozak78
      @jozak78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I was in college in the late 90s Beast Ice was easily the beer of choice

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jozak78 it kinda fell off. Now it’s natty light that the frats are addicted to

  • @jakeb6703
    @jakeb6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    omg the presscat has enhanced this channel immeasurably

  • @goinggoinggone535
    @goinggoinggone535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sure, when the Coors Company cans human piss and combines it with carbonated water, they can call it "Keystone", but when I sell the exact recipe made from my own ingredients, it's considered "a danger to the public and violation of FDA regulations."
    I hate the double standard..

    • @Noname-uk9mu
      @Noname-uk9mu ปีที่แล้ว

      It tastes better than bud light and miller

    • @samuelrodriguez6707
      @samuelrodriguez6707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Noname-uk9muBud Light, absolutely…Miller Lite, no way.

  • @darrellparkhill
    @darrellparkhill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’re the hero we all deserve, sir.
    Thank you.

  • @ashleyrobson7487
    @ashleyrobson7487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is what happens when Review Bruh grows up. And I'm here for all of it.

  • @johnathansparks1678
    @johnathansparks1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Cool Ranch of Beer....NICE!

  • @Stupha_Kinpendous
    @Stupha_Kinpendous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I just realized how come you've not been on SNL yet. You're funny.

    • @edb007th
      @edb007th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You answered your own question. Since he’s funny, he couldn’t possibly be on SNL.

    • @thevideosinc
      @thevideosinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@edb007th came to comment exactly this

    • @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243
      @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That show hasn’t been funny in over 20 yrs.

    • @blackoceancreativeuniverse
      @blackoceancreativeuniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 except for this: th-cam.com/video/iBpgqRbEFVg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Stupha_Kinpendous
      @Stupha_Kinpendous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 It has almost never been funny. Only once in a while do they get anything right.

  • @BurningUp99
    @BurningUp99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For a cheap light beer it's actually not that bad....imo it's better than the more expensive mainstream beers like Bud Light. I'm somewhat of a beer snob but when I just want something light and I'm taking a break from the heavy craft beers I'll grab a 15 pack of this since they sell it at the store right by me.

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can only imagine the hangover from a bunch of those with "corn syrup solids" in the mix.

  • @methyod
    @methyod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    for a while i wasn't sure how much booze background the guy doing this channel has, but he knows about sonic ice, which means he's definitely a connoisseur and a professional

  • @Nebulous_Neuhaus
    @Nebulous_Neuhaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:46 Thank you, that crack at Malort made my entire day, and it's only 4am here.

  • @pixie997
    @pixie997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A beer review and a craft project!!!

  • @derpderpus6075
    @derpderpus6075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PV3, you'll always be my Knight in Shiny Aluminum Cans.

  • @WhoseCatIsThis
    @WhoseCatIsThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos bring me infinite joy

  • @JessNxtDoor
    @JessNxtDoor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That box opening. 😂 That alone made this my new favorite episode.
    Grey Poupon just came out with LA Moutard Vin. I think it needs the ol PV3 treatment.

    • @devinhardy1832
      @devinhardy1832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to see his review of the Grey Poupon wine too!

  • @UnlaunderedShirt
    @UnlaunderedShirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It looks like you're actually doing better bud! Keep it up, it's only gonna get better from here!

  • @FoNIC450
    @FoNIC450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:22 , ahh yes, godbless the German Reinheitsgebot for not allowing this piss water to be considered beer.

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it largely mitigates circulation of Pisswasser Bier, but at this point kinda to the detriment of experimentation and innovation. Labeling everything else as ''Biermischgetränk''... it's getting a lil silly

    • @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243
      @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NuclearTopSpot I hear ya GTA 5

  • @secretbunnyninja
    @secretbunnyninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG, I love your sense of dark humor. Thanks for the work you do.

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh god, water with a hint of bad beer in a can. Who or what hurt you? Was it Abby? it was Abby, wasn't it? That hussy.

  • @mikealvarenga3721
    @mikealvarenga3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The official beer of Abby tutoring the football team and not coming back until they finished....their homework

    • @imaramblins
      @imaramblins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pause....for effective comedic effect. 😏

    • @propellhatt
      @propellhatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At first, I read "Abby touring the football team". I suppose it's still good

  • @dannymccorkle6213
    @dannymccorkle6213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video has gone full gold

  • @VolcanoGroupie
    @VolcanoGroupie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PRESCATT!!!

  • @NateCummings
    @NateCummings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    those beers seemed to have wanted to die on the floor rather than be drunk by PV-Daddy

  • @sextonhardcastle8696
    @sextonhardcastle8696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “It taste like making best friends with everyone at the party and then waking up and cringing at every memory of the party”
    Fuck that hit different.

  • @microwave221
    @microwave221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cat casually avoiding him was so in character

  • @albypesphemore
    @albypesphemore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man went full throttle on this one

  • @catgorl_424
    @catgorl_424 ปีที่แล้ว

    imo, this could possibly be the funniest man alive. kudos.

  • @sampsondriedger2027
    @sampsondriedger2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PV3 I wish I could like more than once. Youve earned many. I wish your liver my condolences, a 10 can sword must have been a hell of a night

  • @bradyblackburn7877
    @bradyblackburn7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My stomach cramped just looking at the picture. God, I don't miss the 90's.

  • @ItalianGigante
    @ItalianGigante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This may be his greatest work

  • @RyanMclain
    @RyanMclain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats some amazing content right there, bud

  • @bigmuz_pilot
    @bigmuz_pilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First PVM3 eye roll, awesome

  • @chapeupreto6950
    @chapeupreto6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn bro, you just get the failures and harshness of my life and transforms it into laghter.
    Forever grateful :)

  • @nedtedjedfreded
    @nedtedjedfreded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    prescat 🥰

  • @pctotty
    @pctotty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best. Review. Ever.

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh keystone. I got like 12 of you back at a college party when I stopped drinking for the night. People kept handing me you and I kept putting it in my pocket. Good old super large pants.

  • @justinpostell1361
    @justinpostell1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I vote all reviews be at least 10 minutes long from here on out!

    • @nappa0582
      @nappa0582 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone else noticed they've been getting longer and longer. I thought it was just me!

  • @ihaveaguylawnservices
    @ihaveaguylawnservices 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opening the box was pure gold haha

  • @jacobp339
    @jacobp339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic

  • @PLACEonPLATE
    @PLACEonPLATE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Sonic ice" line was my favorite....because I want that

  • @denomdemon
    @denomdemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BFA here. Definitely didn't care about my GPA. In the end not even the degree mattered. School was sued. Closed down. Drowning in debt. I need a Keystone.

  • @Brew78
    @Brew78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, La Fin Du Monde, fine choice! You should review that one, I hear it's good for celebrations. End of the world, or even just the end of the year!

  • @Vickvineager
    @Vickvineager 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man is a national treasure!

  • @jhh-jiynks6568
    @jhh-jiynks6568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahahah, brilliant.
    Love the box opening.

  • @valentinkugler9189
    @valentinkugler9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing

  • @JJop123
    @JJop123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO as smooth as the floor of a frat house. I swear PV3 is lowkey a comedian and this is his gimmick for standup. I love it

  • @KevinZ.000
    @KevinZ.000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG 🤣🤣🤣 This is the best one yet. From dumping the case, prescat and the knight. Love it!

  • @Ajax9774
    @Ajax9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your self degrading humor is pure gold. Try stand up comedy sometime in the near future, but Don't forget to drink while doing it

  • @user-ny2px5cm1i
    @user-ny2px5cm1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are just the best PV3

  • @bridgewilliams6668
    @bridgewilliams6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You'd make a great great actor!!

  • @joshXnovak1
    @joshXnovak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    La Find Du Mond is amazing! Please review!

  • @RougeHound
    @RougeHound 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you done a Reinheitsgebot beer yet? Would you consider doing one?

  • @DarycK3
    @DarycK3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    well done

  • @OfWhatsToCome
    @OfWhatsToCome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is pure comedy genius.

  • @OrionsAnvil
    @OrionsAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came straight here from the Busch vid, great content. When this(Keystone) first came out it was billed as "bottled beer taste in a can" like the cans had some sort of special coating or something .... they didn't...we checked....several times....ok every time. But anyway, it actually pairs well as a Bacardi chaser, you know that big plastic bottle version, and midnight movies usually Pink Floyd's "The Wall". Who would be drinking this? Guys in the late 80's early 90's during the second week of the pay period.

  • @squeakyevil4
    @squeakyevil4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    did pv3 get sauced off of 2 keystones? I would expect more from a seasoned day drinker.

  • @germx1488
    @germx1488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clarence the GOAT 🐐

  • @maxpay150
    @maxpay150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it lol

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was nice..

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I went to school, we drank mgd, captain morgan, southern comfort and goldschlager.

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time is see or here Keystone I always think of their old ad campaign with Keith Stone

  • @creekfreak1997
    @creekfreak1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a beauty

  • @projectprism1591
    @projectprism1591 ปีที่แล้ว

    So far only to beers i drink is miller lite and keystone light both are perfect for a beer after long day

  • @theanger420
    @theanger420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plz try 10 barrel brewing Co moscow mule !

  • @Jake-tx1fb
    @Jake-tx1fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was gonna like the video but then i liked it already

  • @aborachis1649
    @aborachis1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PresCat needs to make it into the official PV3 wiki page!!!

  • @erikm9873
    @erikm9873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has PV3 done the champagne of beers yet? I would like to see that!

  • @chriss1666
    @chriss1666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool ranch doritos, slim jim's, keystone light and Nascar. Like an awesome Sunday afternoon in the South here 🤣

  • @whiskyguzzler982
    @whiskyguzzler982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prescat… Seems to love you as much as Abagail. (Well, we all love you!)

  • @anthonyfulton3218
    @anthonyfulton3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is an internet gem

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prescatt hiding on top of the fridge: "Father has given in to the darkness again."

  • @jpakaferrari
    @jpakaferrari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did PV3 go to Worcester Polytechnic Institute? I just assume he wasn't exactly at the Naval Academy so there are only so many goat mascot options.

  • @pablofiasco2
    @pablofiasco2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    KITTY!

  • @isaaccutlip5815
    @isaaccutlip5815 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I drink two of these a night and davor them . Great beeer 👍

  • @Harmonikdiskorde
    @Harmonikdiskorde 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    pvm3 where did you get your shirt? I think it would work on my husband.

  • @paolofranzoni440
    @paolofranzoni440 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my coyote loves it!!

  • @eddieeclark314
    @eddieeclark314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Keystone Light is very enjoyable, you just enjoy the taste, you dont get super drunk you get tipsy and relaxed. very good beer for watching TV after work for those who not desire to get hammered or drunk but enjoy the taste of a good beer

  • @evanfink2466
    @evanfink2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Presscat ain’t having none of that.

  • @TheAmericanPirate
    @TheAmericanPirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We love you PV3

  • @JasonColby
    @JasonColby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    La Fin du Monde! The French-Canadian Belgian beer! Did not expect to hear that shouted out on a Keystone Light video. #classy

  • @lillianf4431
    @lillianf4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fall flavors please!

  • @mr.j7901
    @mr.j7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try the hoppiest ipa you can find