Four Loko Hard Seltzer Review: It's Felony Arrest Time! Probably!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ค. 2021
- I'm going back for more Four Loko. Only this time, it's the Black Cherry Hard Seltzer. Lucky me!
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The hint of black cherry is like la croix. It tastes like the person next to you is imagining fruit.
Hint of Hint of Lime.
And they've never actually tasted the fruit they are imagining.
Homeopathic fruit
I have never been able to explain my thoughts on black cherry seltzers before but you are spot on
@AUTISMO but la croix is dogshit with plastic in it....
“That’s gonna do some work for you” is my motto when looking at alcohol percentages.
i view it as how close i can get to a san diego street corner and a public indecency charge
Hmm 🤔 four loko seltzer lmao 💀 just buy a normal can fuck that B's
"Dog's breath, Twizzler, butthole" sounds like a Re-Captcha gone amuck...
IKR!!😂🤣
Inspiration can come from anywhere.
That's 3 of the 4 Lokos.
Sounds like a punk band from the 90s
Those are also unfortunate nicknames for your ex-wife to give you on social media.
PV3 dropping deep lore factoids about mammalian anatomy and succubi. We appreciate your sacrifice, Cultured King 💪🤴👍
Four Loko: self respect be damned.
Oh, you know it! 😂🤣
What's your pfp from Chester?
That should be their motto
For those who want a public intox charge without going through a bunch of extra steps
A delightfully refined review, a strong aroma of sarcasm, with subtle hints of humor. Might be the best review yet.
I drank 5 of those while I was standing outside with my homies. When I got back in the house and sat on the couch. Felt like a tsunami hit me on the head. I literally felt like I was drowning. That's the closest to death I have ever been.
😳What the fuck man??
@@ldobbs2384 yeah it’s a horrible feeling. And because I was drunk and out of my mind , I popped some wake pills and woke up after 12 hours🤣
That was a heroic amount of 4 Loko glad you're okay friend. Please avoid doing that again
Yo any advertisers out there. Even when he has negative reviews of a drink it makes me want to go out and buy it. As a joke but a sale is a sale right?
Congratulations PV3! You are the first person, EVER, to string the words "dogs-breath" "Twizzler" and "butthole" together. You may redeem your prize at any local gas station/convenience store in the form of more "FourLOKO".
This man is the definition of a class act
the musky odor of the Demon that lays on you in your sleep paralysis - there's a Phoebe joke in there... dude, our boy has some darkness in himself xD
Succubus.
6:51 "It's like you're a fugitive, from flavor." 😂😂😂😂
“I feel like someone who just took their first step into committing a crime”
Only a king would endure such suffering for his people
Wow, the lore drop this week was a treat! This is just the cherry on the depressing frosted, divorce baked, and Phoebe twisted cake
The face PV3 makes when he takes that first sniff screams “At least it isn’t Malort’s.”
anything is better than malorts
The four in four loko comes from the four other psychotropic ingredients in the original recipe back when it was actually just an alcoholic energy drink…
Caffine
Guarana
Taurine
Wormwood
Have managed to make a pretty honorable tribute mixing absinthe and energy drinks
I never realized it had wormwood in it. No wonder the high from it was so gnarly.
Ah the glory days... not like the darkness we are stuck with.
@@XneverstopfightingX Four Loko was the one true light. Now we are forsaken.
It’s right on Wikipedia: the “four” in “Four Loko” is the number of standard drinks in the original can.
@@jphanson axe!
Have I already seen this or has my day just gotten better?
Doesn't matter, had PVIII
Bowlers??? You know you bowl PV3... Who you trying to fool. Not us fella.
Love you so much. I'm in kiddo. You rock!!💜☮️🖖🏻
@PV3 really enjoy when you show the purchase process on the fast food videos. Could you do one for your next tall boy purchase at the local Bodega?
You’re always making me laugh! Keep up the good work.
I think Spittoon actually enjoys the flavor. And what's up with the knife getting a co-star role?
Could not help but notice it was the Only other thing on the counter, and did not have the same handle as the knives in the knife block, which means he brought it with him, and it's just for emergencies, like if the homeowner returns...
First of all, the sound coming out of him at 0:07 almost took me out 🤣...
This can is only Four Loco people
This is canned unhappiness, so I am in full agreement
Love seeing PV3 back on the high-quality beverage kick!
PV3 you are doing the Lord’s work … warning us about Abby, Phoebe, Chadwick, your father, and now Four Loko!
Your videos never fail to make me laugh! Never stop making these! Oh and do TWISTED TEA
Another pure gold review from our man PVIII.
"I understand the process of using your mouth and swallowing, I'm just saying, how would they physically do that?"
I don't know. Maybe ask Phoebe. Or Abby.
Next Level, truly next level....(mutters..."yaayy"...through clenched teeth). Bing searches... and he said butthole....and musky demon. Word craftsmanship. Savage!
I worried about what he has planned for that lone knife he has sitting on that counter.
I think you know the answer deep inside
I hope Abby knows
It’s his exit strategy
"Buy one just to smell it" nah, ill just go get my dog
I like it when PV3 pours the beverage into a glass so he can judge the color and clarity. I wish he’d do it for all of the reviews.
I have a vintage can of Joose circa 2010 back when they had caffeine in them. I bought it right before they pulled Four Loko, Joose and Sparx all off the market while they removed caffeine. Somehow this can got pushed to the back of my fridge. It even made the move to my new house with me. It's been refrigerated for the last 11 years so it should be safe to drink right? Maybe PV3 is up for it. I should send it to him.
"I think I'm peeing myself"
Too funny😂
Prescott is so courteous, he could have made a Phoebe joke during the sleep paralysis demon bit but didn't; he coulda made another Phoebe joke during the "no gag reflex" bit but didn't either.
I was always told (though it's probably an urban legend) it was because the originals contained 4 legal "drinks" worth of alcohol and 4 cups of coffee's worth of caffeine.
Aaahh...yes... The 4 drinks in one kinda crazy... I know it well.😂✌🏻
Yeah they banned it or made them change it, because it had caffeine. 4 lokos just get you absolutely wasted in a weird way. If you drink like 3 of them, which is very sad, but I have done, you'll get black out drunk every time.
I really enjoyed this exquisite and extensive review.
Goddamn, I swear I could see your soul leave your body when you took that first swig there, Pres-boy!
Hey PV3, I watched an entire ad about cleaning ears just for you.
That shirt, PV3, is on damn point!
"I think I'm peeing myself.
Let's take another sip. "
At least PV3 still has a friend even if they are in prison
This might be the best one yet
Good video Prescott and Nice shirt
Such great content.
We’ve come a long way. Back in my day we still did a shot of J D and a Budweiser. It was super exotic when Zima appeared.
That big-boy can looks enormous in your rat-fingers, PV3! 🤣 The monologue and facial animation has improved so much since you started this cult of personality, man. I’m ranking this review up there with Malort. Can’t wait to see what our new character “Troy” gets up to, as he drinks his Pruno in his prison cell!
Wait… there’s an absolutely awful review idea… Pruno… 🤔
The face after cracking the can was priceless
You're secretly sponsored by Four Loko. I feel challenged to try it. Great energy in this one.
12% in Texas would have to be sold in liquor store!!
But hey my man WHY do you do this to yourself???
Thank you for doing it though!!
I worked as a Wine Steward in Austin and San Antonio years ago so I can understand from your point if view and that makes it even funnier!!
I live near Dallas and I saw four loco gold at my local 7/11, that’s 14%.
Hola P3 which do you prefer to get in a dark cheap dive bar ? Cervaza or cabasa ?
I really enjoy watching this man drink
I went into a bodega in Peekskill one night and was perusing the 40oz bottles when this guy wandered over with gusto and said "Know what kinda night it is?!? It's a Four Loko night!" and proceeded to demand from me my favourite Four Loko flavours.
I was also at a gas station in Buffalo where I directed a respectable young woman to the Four Loko as she was looking for MD-2020 at a place that could only sell beer.
I still cannot believe you have not reviewed the 13 Crimes Snoop Dogg wine, it is literally right up your alley!
Did the wife get back with you after the channel blew up? House is looking... stocked.
This is Chadwick's house. Duh!
"how would anyone drink this"
College
See if Troy can Shawshank you out some of his prison wine, do a tasting video for that. I'm sure it'll be the highlight of his half-hour computer time for good behaviour!
Yogurt flavored soju. Give yourself a pleasant surprise. You earned it.
Omg, this is reminding me of Strong Zero from Japan...he needs to get his hands on that somehow!
The famed gaijin killer. I loved it when I lived there, it's impossible to find in the UK sadly.
@@dumbbellenjoyer Same in the US..and expensive as fuck to ship too.
"I'm not sure how anyone can swallow this".... as I slowly glance over at my husband who has been known to drink these. 🤣🤣
PV3 had some real zingers on this review! Keep this up and you won't be unemployed for much longer
Best shtick yet!!! Love the expanded PV3 Universe.
Yoooo dude you HAVE to do Wild Irish Rose red, it's another old one
You should review Southern Comfort
They go down pretty smooth if you already have a krokidil and scoplamine speedball in ya.
Dude!!!! This one is soooooo goood!!!!
2:29 when prescott goes ↪
you know dis gon be gud
Ugh… you’re okay, right PV3? Looking at you… and that knife you have on the edge of the counter… while a LOT of talk about legal trouble is going on… you’re okay, right?
Remember, we’re all in this together, and we’re pulling for you!
Has any of those brands a hard seltzer without added flavor? Probs tastes like shot lol but I'd wanna try it
He refered to his own family info as "lore"
the hint of blacking out..... I'm crying while laughing so hard!
Omg FourL oko bringing back bad memories 😖
Clearly you've never drank 4 loko if you have had memories formed while under its influence
PV3 got some fire today. Going HAMM on the quatro loko
How do you only have 110k followers you're 😂😂😂
I was hoping he'd drink more like he did in the other review. If the watermelon made him happy, the gold made him angry, what about the black cherry! I even went out to buy one to drink with him (a black cherry one as well)
God, this one its disgusting to be honest, Poor guy
next try Blue label!!! you deserve a treat!
PVIII - do you have a PO box? I have some stuff you should review. Alcohol of course. I also am worried about your nutrition. I'm sure I have some cans of pork n' beans to spare.
I remember the origional 4loko's... used to pay bums to buy them for us in highschool. Almost died lmao
The "Break Laws Speedrun any %" enabler.
Suggestion: Bang Hard Seltzer
Four Loko sour apple is pretty good. But I prefer it on the rocks. Just pour it over a glass of ice. The little bit of water from the ice melting mellows it out just enough to make it delicious. Like a melted Jolly Rancher.
Ah yes, the throat desensitization sprays *for surgery*. Definitely the only application I've ever used them for!
"Four Loko, which is just short one Loko of a Florida Man. Or is it two Lokos?" --Prescott Van Meyer
I would pair a Four Loko with a quarter pound hot dog from 7-11, the song Roller Mobster by Carpenter Brut, and a badly stubbed toe when you misjudge the height of a curb.
At times I don't know if Unemployedwineguy is an actual sommelier or a guy that found a comedy niche pretending to be one... But then I see him really try to delay having to take a sip of something like this and I'm convinced he's an actual sommelier.
Hey! You should review Heady Topper! I got a 4 pack can and it is the best beer in the world!
This guy is fucking hilarious💯😂
pv3, you’re either very brave or very desperate, either way i can tell you who won’t be drinking this: me
Try Underberg Natural Herb Bitters.
tight tight tight yo
Four Loko Hard Seltzer sounds like the kind of drink really upper-middle class Kyles would take once they feel that they've gotten "too old" (read: about 40-ish) for Monster energy.
I loved that stuff in my active alcoholism days!😆
now i definitely wanna buy one, at least just to smell it 🤣
It’s probably Four Loko because one can of Four Loko equals four normal beers.
Four loko pairs with black air forces perfectly.
We need the Troy juice review PVIII.
This reminds me of early Gary Vee wine reviews
sooo good