“It’s not the size of your muscles that matter, it’s the size of your heart”, but the guy physically bulks up to win the game, so that lesson is terrible.
maybe "the size of your heart" was a refference to how powerfull your heart has to be to endure the amount of tren they were going to do to gain 15 pounds in a month.
they literally tried to kill him when he was trying to lift those weights, what if he couldn't breathe and died? Great lessons Dhar Dhar, teaching kids that attempted murder isn't illegal but cheating on a test is
In the Dhar-verse if there are kids trying to kill their teammate by dropping weights on them there won't be a teacher present, but you can bet your ass when a kid is looking over to copy test answers they'll be right there
I hate this so much about Dhar Mann videos. In one video you'll have people almost murdering each other, or actually fake another person's death (like in that iPhone 14 video) and the worst punishment they'll get is a slap on the wrist. Then you watch another video where Mikey (or whatever his name is) tries to skip a test and he gets all heck released on him.
That part really got me, too. Assuming the weights were balanced, that was 140 pounds that just fell right onto the kid's ribs. How is he not more seriously injured?
I CANT TAKE IT I LITERALLY CANT TAKE IT EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THOSE VIDEOS IS "WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES, WE'RE BLANKITY BLANK BLANK" IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAA
Dharr Mann is not just telling stories, he is changing lives. He changed mine around. I went as a 170 lbs fighter to a boxing match in the heavyweight division telling my coach that it is not the size of the muscles that matters, but the size of my heart. I am now in a wheelchair.
He does seem to be getting worse, and more and more his failings are from laughably bad ideas. Like a football team who doesn't even have enough players to fill every position turning away players because that player is a vegetarian who's like 5 pounds lighter than anyone else. Especially because they laugh at "being fast" when that's a really important part of some skill positions, it's arguably more important for some positions then how much you can bench. Hell, leg power/squats are more important than bench press capacity
Dude bulked up from 153 lbs to 167 lbs, then went from failing a 135 lbs bench to hitting a 185 lbs bench all in the span of less than a month. Makes sense.
So yeah it’s borderline impossible to do that in a months time. Not to mention unhealthy since dietitians recommend a steady weight gain of 0.5-1 lb per week
One thing I noticed about this video is when the guy purposely dropped the weight on the guy it is never addressed once that this could result in serious injury, instead it is passed off as just normal bullying.
The video would’ve been shorter if the MC actually sustained an injury and the team get sued by his parents, and the player would’ve gotten kicked off because of it.
I played football for years, I was also the coaches son. And mediocre. I never saw any disrespect like this, that didn't go unpunished, severely. We played on Base and if you pulled some shit like this, you would be PT'd to death. And everyone would hate the guy responsible for it, for the rest of practice. The only person I can recall the team hating, was a guy who didn't put in effort, made excuses, never took accountability, and had a nasty fucking attitude. And even then, we didn't try and hurt him, we'd just call him out on his bullshit.
I think we should be more concerned about these high schools letting 30 something year old men with tats and everything play football with teens. Not to mention racking up assault charges. Thanks for the life lesson, Dhar 💀
When I was a senior there was a "bench press" bragathon we had to see who can bench the most as a playful thing When my brother tried to bench 270 without a spotter it cut his chin and was on his neck the captain qb of the football team ran to get the weight off of him and the captain center of the football team got it off of him asked if he was ok and took him to the hospital he was never mocked nor insulted for not being able to lift it That was in 98 , as August said , there's a bad stereotype of football players in highschool, is there ribbing and joking around yes but not toxic I think varsity blues was the closest to how the football locker rooms were , but the coach in movie wasn't accurate he wouldn't be that much of an asshole
@thepubknight6144 I went to a small town school, so our captain was also one of our biggest nerds ( was an AP student) lol. Could see the whole team picking on him while the coach is not looking ( which would make me question why even try out for the team when you know the team won't have your back. Unless it's supposed to be a lesson about not giving in, and by the end they somehow win the team over and become a member ( too much effort for Dhar Man lol)).
In addition to all that, it would seem the writers forgot all about how the coach was basically encouraging his players to be violent bullies and just let him get off scot-free for it. But considering Dhar Mann's unearthed reputation, it makes sense that he'd let a character in one of his videos get away with fostering a toxic environment.
Plot doesn’t make sense He goes on about why big muscles don’t matter Then goes and tries to get bigger muscles for a month Then in the end doesn’t use them to show off to the blue captain but uses the speed
@@markelbrown5816bro probably didn't even go to school. Or if he did he never experienced real bullying because he has no fucking idea what real schoolyard bullying looks like
@@Syrian._.Edits1well yes, but also no. You do need money to get through this world, but money does not buy you everything, so it shouldn’t be idolized
@@Syrian._.Edits1Yes money does matter and you od need it. Bit it is not everything because the moment it becomes your everything then you no oonger have a real reason to live beyond the shallow purse of wealth
@REALITY_B3ND3R ....how? Dhar Mann just said that the muscle isn't as important as your heart. However, I pointed out that the heart is indeed a muscel... so please explain how it doesn't make sense
@REALITY_B3ND3R To be fair, his videos do change lives. He makes them much worse and unbarely. The only good part about them is making fun of the cringe and unrealistic viewings of the world.
Honestly the scene where the kid says "I'm not that small" kind of impressed me. I just liked the emotion that kid brought to the video, even though it does absolutely suck at pretty much everything else
Sucks that some of these young actors are having their talent wasted as repeat cast for Dhar Mann. This kid and a few others are actually pretty great considering what they’re up against with the half baked material and crappy direction
Definitely the most inaccurate, but not the worst. The two Dhar Mann videos that come to mind that claim that trophy are the ones about autistic people and deaf people. In the one regarding autism, the best he taught children is that those with autism are to be taken advantage of, rather than being treated with respect, because they have super mathematic abilities. As for the one with the deaf student, when one student said Nico (the deaf student) should be in Special Ed, the teacher said something along the lines of "Nico is very smart", which implies that those with special needs are stupid according to the video. Dhar Mann isn't just changing lives, he's also telling children awful messages.
I’m autistic, and I hate how he portrays autistic people as Albert Einstein in his videos. Just because Albert was autistic and smart, doesn’t mean all autistic kids are supergeniuses. He’s telling kids that autistic people are smart and that it’s fine to only use them for their brain, not to treat them with respect or hang out with them outside of school. It’s freaking insulting.
He always makes autistic people have superhuman abilities and just ignores the reality that not all autistic people are ultra smart geniuses Which messes up the brainwashed kids
Dhar Mann's views on Spec Ed is honestly kind of offensive. I say that as someone with Autism and who was in Spec Ed, not because I was (mostly) stupid but because I literally needed to be there.
Same prime example would be the part where he mentioned how many people were on the football team or when he mentioned theres no way they had video clips on youtube of the kids dad 😂
Thanks to the coach's son, Dawson's "Southern" accent in Varsity Blues is no longer the worst Southern accent in a football related thing. Congrats, coach's son.
one of my biggest issues with this channel is how unrealistically the “superior” characters act. like why do they always act like bullies straight of a disney channel original?
9:36 I'm no sportsball coach... But isn't a tactic to have the big guys block and the fast guy run through? Pretty sure thats what they did in Forrest Gump.
Hey my father did that in 1985, he got springlocked and was forced to become rotten furry 8 years later. I also burned him in a horror attraction a few months ago
People forget about the fact that being able to run fast in football is an asset no matter what size you are and smaller people can often times move faster cuz they aren't dragging a ton of weight.
And it's done in such a weird, shallow way...like something that someone writing a Very Special Episode for a cartoon or tween sitcom in the '90s would come up with. (actually, that's not fair; shows like Fresh Prince and even fucking *Sesame Street* actually talked about these issues more seriously than Dhar Mann!)
@@PhoenixRising87I think that can be said about all of his videos, not just the ones about racism. If you want to make a life lesson video about a serious topic, at least take the effort to make it realistic.
It's probably because racism is trending among the chronically online people who want to bring racism into EVERY discussion (even when it's not relevant at all) for some weird brownie points lol
Also, the lesson I learned wasn't even like "Do your best a defy the odds" it was just "If there's a bunch of dicks at your school just transfer to another school where they aren't dicks"
Yeah that's really helpful. Rather than pushing his hardest to prove them all wrong since they've never seen him play prior so how would they know if he's any good or not he just Chickened out and went to the other side
In one month a skinny kid bulked up, learnt to throw and catch, changed schools, made the new school’s football team, and then won them the game? Yeah nah
yeah, weight has nothing to do with being vegetarian, vegan, or omnivorous. All three diets can give you the same nutrients, just from different sources.
In my 7 years of playing football going into senior year of high school, In tryouts we didn’t even dressed full pads and just worked on plays and conditioning until the season starts. We didn’t start weight room and full pads till after the season starts so this video literally makes no sense at all
As somebody who also grew up in the South playing football, the only time you would "scuffle" with your teammates was training camp... After that, it was all hands on deck for Bubba & Co. from A-hyuck County 😂
I looked like Mitchell in highschool same body and I played tailback , wr , safety and punt returner and I was 6'0" 156lbs And Marvin Harrison Hall of Fame NFL receiver is 6'0" 170 lbs What planet is Dhar Mann from??
I think someone needs to make a video picking apart every single plot hole and/or fuck-ups in just ONE of his videos. Like, I want an hour-long ripfest.
Dharr Mann videos are almost like revivalist masterpieces at this point. I actually admire how he can tackle these plots that people already made dozens of movies/series with, that was popular decades ago, and his somehow ends up being the worst example of it ever made.
The dad is wearing a blue shirt while his son transferred to the red team and the blue team is evil… I know how minute that is but I definitely got a good chuckle out of that one 😂
The only thing i don't agree with you on is the "nobody like the coach's kid" I played soft ball for a year and the only person I actually liked to hang out with was the coach's daughter. She was also the only one on the team that knew how to play.(aside form me)
Another thing that seems wierd to me, when the coach says that speed wont help when hes being attacked, yes it will, because he can dodge/ run away easily BECAUSE HES FAST
I did like one glance on “wide reciever”’s Wikipedia page; they’re also known as *flankers.* And one glance at a provided diagram on the page shows that, yes, they seem to be intended to stay off to the sides, away from the main chaos. Also just read: “On passing plays, the receiver attempts to *avoid, outmaneuver, or simply outrun* the cornerbacks or safeties typically defending him.” Just a quick read on a Wikipedia page was enough to show that Dhar Mann absolutely didn’t do his research; that he didn’t even bother to do quick Wikipedia reads as his research.
Ok I got bullied on my volleyball team throughout the entire season where this particular ring leader who’s respected out of fear tries to kick me off the team but it was nothing like this. In fact that one bully on the team isn’t even the captain. The actual team captain is like the nicest guy in the world.
I can tell you this exists. I remember my first year on the team as the smallest O line guy we had. I squared off against our best linebacker and pancaked him. As we both got up, the coach approached us and literally told the lb “you gonna let him to that you?” I received no pat on the back. I actually got run through on the next play since coach made him feel like a schmuck for getting laid out by the rookie. It was a hell of a season, to say the least.
12:35 Bruh. I'm 19, 150 lbs, never played football, went to the gym once in my life and i can catch a football without stumbling over my own 2 feet, bench about 130, and do 40 pushups. This kid was just severely underqualified and literally a pipsqueak.
3:48 I just want to point out that that isn’t even Oklahoma drill. That’s Snake in the Grass. In Oklahoma drill, you’ve got one man on offense, one on defense, and several different holes. The man with the ball will pick one hole to run through, and the other guy must tackle him.
@@gdplayer8768yeah his videos are in the so bad they're good territory shit like kid gets kidnapped for PS5 and kid does mortal Kombat fatality on handicapped kid shit that you obviously aren't really supposed to take seriously
I'm glad that August is focusing on Dhar Mann more. He uploads a video about Dhar Mann every 2 weeks which is a huge decrease from uploading a Dhar Mann video once a month. The Dhar Mann videos are the only topic I can sort of understand and are really funny.
13:10 I went to a hospital for mental health and was there for a little over 2 months. I ate so many pb&j's (about 1 or 2 a day) because thats what you would eat if you dont like what the chef's have made. Well, I ended up gaining 45 pounds in 2 months. I went from 130 to 175. Now, after 2 years I'm back down to 135, which is the ideal weight for my height and age. Edit: Just fixed the time stamp.
So...kid switches to a different team, but his super-dad watching from the sidelines is sporting the colors of the opponent (kid's previous) team??? Dad didn't get the memo of the team switch, I guess?🤔
I just watched this video today and when I saw you reacted to it I was hyped. I love watching people react to how absurd dahr man videos are you gotta keep doing them
August, take it easy on that coach. It's obv his first season. It he had any experience , he wouldn't be criticizing a kid that big. Anyone that's played , hell, even watched football knows a kid that size can be an animal. Granted , I'd rather see him at corner , but he can def work as a wide out at that weight.
bro please don't tell me you eat lettuce and stuff😣
I dont 😅 vegan teacher's mad
I hate salad and lettuce
@@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217I love it
6th
I eat meat.
“It’s not the size of your muscles that matter, it’s the size of your heart”, but the guy physically bulks up to win the game, so that lesson is terrible.
Fr. Not sure why he even put that quote in his video. Makes no sense
@@qthomas9166Somebody was watching Disney's Hercules and thought it would be a good quote to steal.
maybe "the size of your heart" was a refference to how powerfull your heart has to be to endure the amount of tren they were going to do to gain 15 pounds in a month.
@@kam5914 yea i know
@@qthomas9166at least he’s trying new things
they literally tried to kill him when he was trying to lift those weights, what if he couldn't breathe and died? Great lessons Dhar Dhar, teaching kids that attempted murder isn't illegal but cheating on a test is
In the Dhar-verse if there are kids trying to kill their teammate by dropping weights on them there won't be a teacher present, but you can bet your ass when a kid is looking over to copy test answers they'll be right there
Ah yes, dropping a dumbbell on a kid isn’t attempted murder, it’s just bullying
-Dhar Mann logic
I forgot to add this but the guy tried to remove his shirt which is sexual harassment
I hate this so much about Dhar Mann videos. In one video you'll have people almost murdering each other, or actually fake another person's death (like in that iPhone 14 video) and the worst punishment they'll get is a slap on the wrist. Then you watch another video where Mikey (or whatever his name is) tries to skip a test and he gets all heck released on him.
That part really got me, too. Assuming the weights were balanced, that was 140 pounds that just fell right onto the kid's ribs. How is he not more seriously injured?
We’re not just telling stories, we’re getting more shallow everyday
True
I CANT TAKE IT I LITERALLY CANT TAKE IT EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THOSE VIDEOS IS "WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES, WE'RE BLANKITY BLANK BLANK" IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAA
@@bobthecoolsandwich lol get rekt
@@fnfethusiast6508your handle is spelt wrong.
@bobthecoolsandwich I mean... It is pretty obvious? Why not make fun of Dhar Man's catchphrase and say the truth at the same time?
Dharr Mann is not just telling stories, he is changing lives. He changed mine around. I went as a 170 lbs fighter to a boxing match in the heavyweight division telling my coach that it is not the size of the muscles that matters, but the size of my heart. I am now in a wheelchair.
David Goggins…
Ah yes, the lessons of the left. Don't think with logic, just do whatever you want/is convenient, and hope for the best.
@@gcstudios9091 I don’t know what the hell does that mean.
@@undebilefandepokemon3069was this a joke or are you actually in a wheelchair?
@@SkySkier-on4cd I will let you answer this question yourself.
Duck, it's not your fault you keep breaking the "worst-ever" promise. It's Dhar Mann's for constantly ascending to new heights.
He did that just 11 hours before you commented
Did you just call August “Duck”? 😭😭
Or descending further down...
He does seem to be getting worse, and more and more his failings are from laughably bad ideas. Like a football team who doesn't even have enough players to fill every position turning away players because that player is a vegetarian who's like 5 pounds lighter than anyone else. Especially because they laugh at "being fast" when that's a really important part of some skill positions, it's arguably more important for some positions then how much you can bench. Hell, leg power/squats are more important than bench press capacity
@@arthas640 Yeah, but its a freaking Life lesson channel on TH-cam, It doesn't need to be realistic or anything
Dude bulked up from 153 lbs to 167 lbs, then went from failing a 135 lbs bench to hitting a 185 lbs bench all in the span of less than a month. Makes sense.
its called a grindset you wouldnt get it
My ass gained 15 pounds over the span of 7 months and it took that much time to go from benching 100 to 200.
So yeah it’s borderline impossible to do that in a months time. Not to mention unhealthy since dietitians recommend a steady weight gain of 0.5-1 lb per week
@@reverse-flash9769 Tbh, even that’s pushing it. 1-2 lbs per month
I'm headcannoning that what's not shown is that he bought steroids from some seedy guy behind the gym and ate them like M&Ms for every meal.
One thing I noticed about this video is when the guy purposely dropped the weight on the guy it is never addressed once that this could result in serious injury, instead it is passed off as just normal bullying.
Like I was wondering how the coach didn’t immediately kick the guy off the team for that
The video would’ve been shorter if the MC actually sustained an injury and the team get sued by his parents, and the player would’ve gotten kicked off because of it.
@Hycrofix😂😂😂😂
The Coach wasn’t even there.
And to be more nit picky the way he threw the weight off was completely unrealistic
Who’s gonna tell Dhar Mann that the heart is a muscle…
This made me laugh more than it should've, and I'm here for it. XD
I remember in my school, it was a crap one, but there was this song called "Kindness Is A Muscle"
Dhar Mann failed school then I guess
@@oZqdiacwhen your a rich indian who needs school when you can get it off youtube (bc you know indian stereotype on yt)
exactly I've been saying this💀
Dropping heavy weights on someone is literally assault.
Dude should've been arrested for that.
The fact that he’s like 30 and the kids like 14🤣
@@Lukas-cp6ke that makes what happened at 8:32 so much worse
They were props, no one was hurt in the making of the video.
The point is, Dhur is trying to teach lessons about what to do in real life scenarios, & ppl dropping weights on someone is messed up.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING the dude literally commited crimes and nobody bats an eye???
I played football for years, I was also the coaches son. And mediocre. I never saw any disrespect like this, that didn't go unpunished, severely. We played on Base and if you pulled some shit like this, you would be PT'd to death. And everyone would hate the guy responsible for it, for the rest of practice. The only person I can recall the team hating, was a guy who didn't put in effort, made excuses, never took accountability, and had a nasty fucking attitude. And even then, we didn't try and hurt him, we'd just call him out on his bullshit.
I think we should be more concerned about these high schools letting 30 something year old men with tats and everything play football with teens. Not to mention racking up assault charges. Thanks for the life lesson, Dhar 💀
When I was a senior there was a "bench press" bragathon we had to see who can bench the most as a playful thing
When my brother tried to bench 270 without a spotter it cut his chin and was on his neck the captain qb of the football team ran to get the weight off of him and the captain center of the football team got it off of him asked if he was ok and took him to the hospital he was never mocked nor insulted for not being able to lift it
That was in 98 , as August said , there's a bad stereotype of football players in highschool, is there ribbing and joking around yes but not toxic
I think varsity blues was the closest to how the football locker rooms were , but the coach in movie wasn't accurate he wouldn't be that much of an asshole
@thepubknight6144 I went to a small town school, so our captain was also one of our biggest nerds ( was an AP student) lol. Could see the whole team picking on him while the coach is not looking ( which would make me question why even try out for the team when you know the team won't have your back. Unless it's supposed to be a lesson about not giving in, and by the end they somehow win the team over and become a member ( too much effort for Dhar Man lol)).
Dhar Mann Jump Street 😂
I love Black people
Dhar Mann ain’t even about life lessons anymore, it’s about what topic brings the most views.💀
Well he lost his best actors cause he didn't pay them. So he has to work with the D team to make up for it
Fr tho
Wow, sounds like you've been on youtube before, or something.
💀
I feel like he will find popular topics just to get views from it.
In addition to all that, it would seem the writers forgot all about how the coach was basically encouraging his players to be violent bullies and just let him get off scot-free for it. But considering Dhar Mann's unearthed reputation, it makes sense that he'd let a character in one of his videos get away with fostering a toxic environment.
Yeh, but he has the token moustache that mandates him to either be a villain oe a porn star, so it had to happen
Scrawny little boy:it’s not about the big muscles it’s about the big heart
Also him: works out nonstop for an entire month
lol true
Plot doesn’t make sense
He goes on about why big muscles don’t matter
Then goes and tries to get bigger muscles for a month
Then in the end doesn’t use them to show off to the blue captain but uses the speed
@@oZqdiac ye
"We're not just telling stories, we're making fun of people for no reason because we're running out of ideas" - Dharr Mann, probably
Bro did NOT take ELA in school most likely
@@markelbrown5816bro probably didn't even go to school. Or if he did he never experienced real bullying because he has no fucking idea what real schoolyard bullying looks like
“We aren’t just making unrealistic scenarios, we are misleading people to ruin their lives”
Dhar Mann mislead me, saying “money isn’t everything” but it is
@@Syrian._.Edits1 truthfully speaking, yes and no,
@@Syrian._.Edits1well yes, but also no. You do need money to get through this world, but money does not buy you everything, so it shouldn’t be idolized
@@Syrian._.Edits1Yes money does matter and you od need it. Bit it is not everything because the moment it becomes your everything then you no oonger have a real reason to live beyond the shallow purse of wealth
We’re not just telling stories, we’re still tryna figure out how football works
"It's not the size of the muscle that matters but the size of your heart." The heart literally being a muscle.
@REALITY_B3ND3R Hell Yeah!
@REALITY_B3ND3R ....how? Dhar Mann just said that the muscle isn't as important as your heart. However, I pointed out that the heart is indeed a muscel... so please explain how it doesn't make sense
@REALITY_B3ND3R Oh yeah, I 100% agree. For being so rich, you would think he'd be able to acknowledge simple facts
@REALITY_B3ND3R To be fair, his videos do change lives. He makes them much worse and unbarely. The only good part about them is making fun of the cringe and unrealistic viewings of the world.
I didn’t know the heart was a muscle myself.
Honestly the scene where the kid says "I'm not that small" kind of impressed me. I just liked the emotion that kid brought to the video, even though it does absolutely suck at pretty much everything else
Sucks that some of these young actors are having their talent wasted as repeat cast for Dhar Mann. This kid and a few others are actually pretty great considering what they’re up against with the half baked material and crappy direction
Definitely the most inaccurate, but not the worst. The two Dhar Mann videos that come to mind that claim that trophy are the ones about autistic people and deaf people. In the one regarding autism, the best he taught children is that those with autism are to be taken advantage of, rather than being treated with respect, because they have super mathematic abilities. As for the one with the deaf student, when one student said Nico (the deaf student) should be in Special Ed, the teacher said something along the lines of "Nico is very smart", which implies that those with special needs are stupid according to the video. Dhar Mann isn't just changing lives, he's also telling children awful messages.
I’m autistic, and I hate how he portrays autistic people as Albert Einstein in his videos. Just because Albert was autistic and smart, doesn’t mean all autistic kids are supergeniuses. He’s telling kids that autistic people are smart and that it’s fine to only use them for their brain, not to treat them with respect or hang out with them outside of school. It’s freaking insulting.
true and i heard in one deaf video everyone did sign language
He always makes autistic people have superhuman abilities and just ignores the reality that not all autistic people are ultra smart geniuses
Which messes up the brainwashed kids
Dhar Mann's views on Spec Ed is honestly kind of offensive. I say that as someone with Autism and who was in Spec Ed, not because I was (mostly) stupid but because I literally needed to be there.
August is definitely smarter than me. I don’t realize these mistakes in Dhar Mann videos until he points them out.
Same
ye same but i still realise some mistakes
Same prime example would be the part where he mentioned how many people were on the football team or when he mentioned theres no way they had video clips on youtube of the kids dad 😂
I'm European so I have no knowledge about American football except you use your hands.😂
there are different types of intelligence, so maybe august is good at paying attention to detail and you aren’t but don’t beat yourself up over it
Thanks to the coach's son, Dawson's "Southern" accent in Varsity Blues is no longer the worst Southern accent in a football related thing. Congrats, coach's son.
one of my biggest issues with this channel is how unrealistically the “superior” characters act. like why do they always act like bullies straight of a disney channel original?
you forgot to mention how he was vegetarian and proceeds to bite into a burger
yeah... said he was a vegetarian but ate a burger..
that's diversity right there.
He just doesn’t think when making videos
He gets chatgpt to write some shit and calls it a day
It could be one of those vegan ones
Another plot hole.
He's so passionate about football. But he's in High School and has never caught one before?
where?
9:36 I'm no sportsball coach...
But isn't a tactic to have the big guys block and the fast guy run through?
Pretty sure thats what they did in Forrest Gump.
That is what they did because Forrest was small and light and therefore he could run faster.
Dhar is on a moral downward spiral, and I’m all here for it.
same
We're not just telling stories, we're teaching crimes 😎
Indians will still give him money like t-series
Dhar Mann on October 31st: Man lures and kills 5 children in a pizzeria, lives to regret it.
Oooop
Hey my father did that in 1985, he got springlocked and was forced to become rotten furry 8 years later. I also burned him in a horror attraction a few months ago
Fnaf
@Huckjusta ya I did that back in 1983, he died and I lived to regret it
No more like He Always comes back only to regret it(I know my FNaF).
"It's not about the size of the muscles, it's the size of the heart." THE HEART IS A MUSCLE.
THE ORGANS ARE MUSCLES
THEY ARE MADE OF TISSUES
“Bullying was way worse when I was a kid.”
Uh They tried to KILL him!
I literally called it I knew you'd cover this atrocity. I had a 5' 1" friend who played football his freshman year, so damn unrealistic.
5'1?!!!
@@meicc398 yes
People forget about the fact that being able to run fast in football is an asset no matter what size you are and smaller people can often times move faster cuz they aren't dragging a ton of weight.
Dharr man’s obsession with racism and stuff is so weird lol
And it's done in such a weird, shallow way...like something that someone writing a Very Special Episode for a cartoon or tween sitcom in the '90s would come up with.
(actually, that's not fair; shows like Fresh Prince and even fucking *Sesame Street* actually talked about these issues more seriously than Dhar Mann!)
@@PhoenixRising87I think that can be said about all of his videos, not just the ones about racism. If you want to make a life lesson video about a serious topic, at least take the effort to make it realistic.
ikr
@@PhoenixRising87 yeah, Sesame Street, a show for toddlers covered it better than dharr man
It's probably because racism is trending among the chronically online people who want to bring racism into EVERY discussion (even when it's not relevant at all) for some weird brownie points lol
I'm not an expert weightlifter or anything, but that "spotting" was at least borderline criminal.
One of these days he's going to do something with the military and I worry I'm going to go the fuck off on him.
@Faze_eternal_YT what's wrong with it
@Faze_eternal_YTso what's wrong with LGBTQ?
@@anirbandaschoudhary2874 fr
It is Lmao, he could’ve killed him because he wouldn’t be able to breath
Also, the lesson I learned wasn't even like "Do your best a defy the odds" it was just "If there's a bunch of dicks at your school just transfer to another school where they aren't dicks"
Yeah that's really helpful. Rather than pushing his hardest to prove them all wrong since they've never seen him play prior so how would they know if he's any good or not he just Chickened out and went to the other side
We aren't just telling stories we are getting more lazy, misleading, shallow, confusing, unrealistic, and potentially controversial every day
August seems like the football coach that doesn’t give out participation trphies
This doesn’t even deserve a participation trophy.
In one month a skinny kid bulked up, learnt to throw and catch, changed schools, made the new school’s football team, and then won them the game? Yeah nah
He could maybe do one of those in like Maybe a month and a half
i am fully convinced in the next 3 years dhar mann will sign a deal with disney.
3:30 To hire extras, you have to pay for extras. And, we know how Dhar pays.
"You eat lettuce and stuff" is more along the lines of what a six-year-old would say when someone says they're vegetarian, not a teenager
I hate vegetarian stereotypes. I've been a vegetarian for 23 years and I've never been skinny (I also know a vegan who's not skinny). 😤
yeah, weight has nothing to do with being vegetarian, vegan, or omnivorous. All three diets can give you the same nutrients, just from different sources.
Tell that to the Vegan Teacher
I’m vegan and skinny for genetics
I'm skinny and ain't vegan (although I am allergic to most meats)
What’s the difference between vegan and vegetarian?
In my 7 years of playing football going into senior year of high school, In tryouts we didn’t even dressed full pads and just worked on plays and conditioning until the season starts. We didn’t start weight room and full pads till after the season starts so this video literally makes no sense at all
I don't play football but I have a cousin who does and I know all of that too. What's Dhar Manns excuse?
As somebody who also grew up in the South playing football, the only time you would "scuffle" with your teammates was training camp... After that, it was all hands on deck for Bubba & Co. from A-hyuck County 😂
I looked like Mitchell in highschool same body and I played tailback , wr , safety and punt returner and I was 6'0" 156lbs
And Marvin Harrison Hall of Fame NFL receiver is 6'0" 170 lbs
What planet is Dhar Mann from??
8:30 uhhh I’m pretty sure that’s sexual assault….he should’ve went and reported him!
Physical and sexual assault. It's the two for one assault special!
I think someone needs to make a video picking apart every single plot hole and/or fuck-ups in just ONE of his videos. Like, I want an hour-long ripfest.
I'm sure someone has
Dharr Mann videos are almost like revivalist masterpieces at this point. I actually admire how he can tackle these plots that people already made dozens of movies/series with, that was popular decades ago, and his somehow ends up being the worst example of it ever made.
The dad is wearing a blue shirt while his son transferred to the red team and the blue team is evil… I know how minute that is but I definitely got a good chuckle out of that one 😂
Oh my gosh, I didn't even notice that XD
The only thing i don't agree with you on is the "nobody like the coach's kid" I played soft ball for a year and the only person I actually liked to hang out with was the coach's daughter. She was also the only one on the team that knew how to play.(aside form me)
I missed all of August’s questions around 14:50 because all I kept thinking about was “What happened to the coaches ear?”.
We’re not just telling stories, we’re faking them.
I have a bearded dragon. The dare when the kid has to pet a beardie is hilarious
My sister has two of them. They’re pretty adorable.
As Dhar gets worse, August's videos get better
Dhar Mann uploaded a video that literally defended shoplifting
Bro what?
He also basically said you can commit any crime you want as long as you say it was a dare
Which video?
Send link
Are we not going to mention how much older the coach's son looks? Tatted up and everything 😂
0:07 probably the funniest thing i've seen in a dhar mann video LMAO
Or 0:14
Dhar Mann really do be that 3rd year psych student trying to tell me my parents didn't love me
*3rd week 😉
Then he dropped out, but still knows better lol
We’ve stopped telling stories, We’re telling lies
At this point the lies are even painful
Another thing that seems wierd to me, when the coach says that speed wont help when hes being attacked, yes it will, because he can dodge/ run away easily BECAUSE HES FAST
I'm a skinny vegetarian but not all of us are skinny, dhar mann needs to stop stereotyping vegetarians.
I had to take breaks while watching this bc of how cringe and unrealistic it was, dharr man is such a guilty pleasure
Nah man that's Sameer bavnhanni his videos are so bad their good and I actually enjoy how bad they are. Dhar Mann is so bad it's bad
I'm amazed a duck can coach football. Why hasn't this made headlines yet?
Dhar man + August is the fastest way to have me click a video
Sorry in advance for your trauma, Talking duck.
I did like one glance on “wide reciever”’s Wikipedia page; they’re also known as *flankers.*
And one glance at a provided diagram on the page shows that, yes, they seem to be intended to stay off to the sides, away from the main chaos.
Also just read: “On passing plays, the receiver attempts to *avoid, outmaneuver, or simply outrun* the cornerbacks or safeties typically defending him.”
Just a quick read on a Wikipedia page was enough to show that Dhar Mann absolutely didn’t do his research; that he didn’t even bother to do quick Wikipedia reads as his research.
He just gets chatgpt to write an American football script and calls it a day
8:40 bro didn’t even hit him that badly. I wouldn’t be apologizing
It looked more look a shove
Ok I got bullied on my volleyball team throughout the entire season where this particular ring leader who’s respected out of fear tries to kick me off the team but it was nothing like this. In fact that one bully on the team isn’t even the captain. The actual team captain is like the nicest guy in the world.
I can tell you this exists. I remember my first year on the team as the smallest O line guy we had. I squared off against our best linebacker and pancaked him. As we both got up, the coach approached us and literally told the lb “you gonna let him to that you?” I received no pat on the back. I actually got run through on the next play since coach made him feel like a schmuck for getting laid out by the rookie. It was a hell of a season, to say the least.
Yeah but I bet he never dropped a heavy weight on you and I bet you never Chickened out to the other side
"It's not the size of you MUSCLES, It's the size of your TEAM"
That's a better quote than what Dhar Dhar came up with.
Dhar Dhar Binks never disappoints with his comedic brilliance.
12:35 Bruh. I'm 19, 150 lbs, never played football, went to the gym once in my life and i can catch a football without stumbling over my own 2 feet, bench about 130, and do 40 pushups. This kid was just severely underqualified and literally a pipsqueak.
3:48 I just want to point out that that isn’t even Oklahoma drill. That’s Snake in the Grass. In Oklahoma drill, you’ve got one man on offense, one on defense, and several different holes. The man with the ball will pick one hole to run through, and the other guy must tackle him.
Take shot for everytime august has said "this is dhar manns worst video ever" you'll die of alcohol poisoning within 20 minutes
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In his defense dhar man Keeps getting worse
he is always right as it always gets even worse each time
I survived where is my cookie
He’s always right.
we're not just telling stories, we're acting unrealistic lives
we're acting lives.
Obviously
We're acting like we've never seen how people act before
August is right, it doesn’t matter about the heart when 200lb bubba sawyer’s charging towards you
Exactly
What are you going to do beat them with love
@@oZqdiacDhar Dhar saw an episode of care bears and thought that you can really defeat evil with lovr
We are not just changing lives, We are making the #1 worst content ever because the kids like it
Nah that's samear bobnani
@@xenophanesfunnihaha3755sameer is literally inventing torture methods at this point
@@xenophanesfunnihaha3755at least sameer bhavnani is ironically enjoyable, dhar mann videos are just sad
@@gdplayer8768 yeah
@@gdplayer8768yeah his videos are in the so bad they're good territory shit like kid gets kidnapped for PS5 and kid does mortal Kombat fatality on handicapped kid shit that you obviously aren't really supposed to take seriously
he isnt even benching right, he is fully extending his arms which could cause them to snap back. VERY dangerous
"whats speed gonna do when you come face to face with a guy twice your size"
you f*cking dodge him
You could name every video "the worst video ever" and I would still watch it the moment I see it's out.
"It's not about the size of your muscles it's about the size of your heart"
The heart is a muscle...
I'm pretty sure it's seriously super duper dangerous for a weight to fall on you. Like you could die dangerous
They literally featured that on an episode of 1000 ways to die
You would be correct
We’re not just telling stories, we’re creating sadists
I'm glad that August is focusing on Dhar Mann more. He uploads a video about Dhar Mann every 2 weeks which is a huge decrease from uploading a Dhar Mann video once a month. The Dhar Mann videos are the only topic I can sort of understand and are really funny.
7:00 guy in the blue takes his shirt off 3 times in a minute 😂
His role was to take that shirt off so he just repeated it because he didn't have any other role 😂
16:03 look at the size of the guy behind him who's apparently not a pipsqueak cause he’s in their team 🤣🤣
I love how they call the kid a skinny shrimp when there’s a skinnier kid on the team 😂
"Size doesn't matter on the playing field"-Dhar Dhar Binks
13:10
I went to a hospital for mental health and was there for a little over 2 months. I ate so many pb&j's (about 1 or 2 a day) because thats what you would eat if you dont like what the chef's have made. Well, I ended up gaining 45 pounds in 2 months. I went from 130 to 175. Now, after 2 years I'm back down to 135, which is the ideal weight for my height and age.
Edit: Just fixed the time stamp.
So...kid switches to a different team, but his super-dad watching from the sidelines is sporting the colors of the opponent (kid's previous) team??? Dad didn't get the memo of the team switch, I guess?🤔
We’re not just watching Dhar Mann, we’re coaching football
I just watched this video today and when I saw you reacted to it I was hyped. I love watching people react to how absurd dahr man videos are you gotta keep doing them
"You'll never bulk up with this little weight" you have to start somewhere so yeah he will
6:24 This Is honestly Just a dick move because this can literally kill someone
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Were not telling stories were making unrealistic scenarios
August, take it easy on that coach. It's obv his first season. It he had any experience , he wouldn't be criticizing a kid that big. Anyone that's played , hell, even watched football knows a kid that size can be an animal. Granted , I'd rather see him at corner , but he can def work as a wide out at that weight.
We’re not just telling stories, we’re making a shit ton of money
Bros making fun of him for benching 95, but thats better than 80% of the kids in my weight training class
“it’s not size of your muscles, its the size do ur heart”
-zeus from hercules
This is weirdly similar to the plot of Adam Sandler’s The Waterboy. Dhar Mann stealing ideas from Adam Sandler now? Doesn’t surprise me
I love how he didnt even need to point out "you eat lettuce and stuff?"
I’ve been binge watching your life lesson reviews, they brighten up my work week 😂
12:07 this is funny because I call my brother Bubba and he is built exactly like you described
Grown adults obsession with how high school “is” is very strange.