3 Ways Dutch Meetings Are Different Part 3: Dutch Cuisine I GSUSE I S3Ep22
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- 3 Ways Dutch Meetings Are Different Part 3: Dutch Cuisine is where comedian Greg Shapiro explains the Dutch minimalistic approach to Dutch food and catering their summit meetings during EU Presidency 2016. ► • Top 10 Brexit Jokes th... the equivalent of turning your pockets inside out to show they're empty.
#comedy #netherlands #DutchCulture #DutchFood
Hi, I'm Greg Shapiro. Comedian. American. Dutchman. I came to Amsterdam to work with Boom Chicago comedy theater, and I never left. Along the way, I've hosted 'Comedy Central News,' I've written a book 'How to Be Orange,' and I've worked side by side with Boom Chicago alumni such as Seth Meyers, Jordan Peele and Jason Sudeikis.
A lot of my TH-cam activity has been with Boom Chicago: in 2004 I voiced the 'Florida Voting Machine' video, which gained 1 million views - before there was a TH-cam. I'm now working on a 'Daily Show for the EU' called 'United States of Europe.' I'm co-host of 'The Amsterdam Comedy Podcast.' And I'm host of the app Quickest Quiz. They're all free. Please subscribe! It really helps.
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Also check out:
Part 1
• 3 Ways Dutch Meetings ...
Part 3
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Holy shit, why does everyone feel so offended? I watched parts 1 to 3, fucking loved it, and I was born and raised, and still live in the Netherlands. I think you're really spot on. I guess the wrong people have been watching your vids lol. Most Dutchies I know would love this, too. Great job!
I left + 30 years ago , and yeah I loved it to .
A Dutch person offended by this is not a Dutch person. This stuff is hilarious :D
Imagine if he made a joke about stroopwafels!
Fck yeah....can't stop LMAO
In reference to the bitterballen debacle; it's always a good idea to try a small piece of an unknown food first instead of just jamming it straight in to your mouth and attempt to ask questions later.
Peanut butter with hagelslag (chocolate sprinkles) 😀😀
Peanut butter with jelly 🤢🤢
And if you want to have something to eat at work, you grab ONE of the coffee biscuits next to the machine.
Or, you bring your own lunch!
Another option is that you'll go to the nearest kebab shop.
Something a lot of dutch refer to as "de Turk."
Yesss, pindakaas hagelslag!
I think you'r doing a great job Greg.
It was pretty funny and it even made me feel proud for being dutch.
Keep it up!
I once mistook butter milk for normal milk. It must have been 20 years ago, but shivers still go down my spine when I think about it. I applaud your devotion!
I like how he couldn't finish his karnemelk
He got further then I expected to be fair
Okayy, I'm from the Netherlands and I find this funny. And yeah, you're making fun of my country but I make fun about the USA sow yeahhh. 😂😂
All hail the positive YT comment! And now yes you can certainly make fun of US.
you guys give us so much ammo to do just that, so despite you guys being a superpower, you still get owned by tiny Netherlands :D
I don't see why anyone needs to make fun of the US, the US is doing such a splendid job of it all by themselves, we just have to sit, watch and laugh
Gerrit Valkering and get sold by yes.. you guessed it The Netherlands😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gerrit Valkering one word my friend, T.R.U.M.P
Well at least we'll have a sound budget !!
Oh shit, this series was hilarious. You got us down quite well. x'D Shit my sides. Again.
Thank you! I'll have to work on more. For now, I'm uploading my 'How to Be Orange' show
Ik heb in tijden niet zo gelachen. Thanks man, these vids are spot on.
Hi I first got to know you from a article in the magazine that I got from Amsterdam Expat Center in 2014. I wished your channel was up back then :) Thanks for sharing.
Your videos are some of the funniest things I've seen.
Please, come up with part nr 4! Love your videos!
drink a load of beer i promise you those 'bitterballs' are fucking amazing
I don't know what to think!!!!
I'm furious but also laughing my head off!
Lunch is part of work and is spent with colleagues which you did not pick yourself. Time with them should be as short as possible. As such you can go home early to see family and friends and enjoy life.
Actually, a French coworker, complaining about our simple lunches, realised that he spent time with colleagues which he could better have spent playing soccer with his kids.
YES! Great point. Inspiration for the next one.
football**
It's the same thing
gotta love this caricaturistic satire ;p geweldig
I just love this (Yes I am also Dutch). It's so funny!
I love it al !!!
I'm from the Netherlands and i can say that Peanutbutter-Jelly is wierd but not gross! :P
Beetje vreemd, maar wel lekker.
Doe mij maar pindakaas chocopasta
inderdaad
Actually, peanutbutter-jelly is fine. To the person eating it, that is. It's like eating (Dutch) fries in the train. Only the person doing the eating is having any enjoyment. Fact: someone who has eaten peanutbutter will have bad breath. Not as bad as poo-breath but bad enough. The odour/stench of fried fries in the train will have many have second thoughts about remaining near the eater. However, since most Dutch are 'too polite' or find it 'rude' to openly show such hostile behaviour, most Dutch will remain seated and act as if the smell doesn't bother them. Personally, I leave immediately and go sit in the next carriage because I do not find enjoyment in self-torture (choosing to remain seated in the same carriage).
Boterham met leverworst en (appel-peren)stroop. Ja ik besef hoe ranzig het klinkt, dat dacht ik oorspronkelijk ook toen het me werd aangeboden, maar verrassend goede combinatie.
Sandwhich with liverwurst and (apple-pear)syrup. Yes I understand how aweful that sounds, I originally thought the same when it was offered to me, but it's a surprisingly good combination.
This guy is a true genius 😂
I'm from the netherlands and i am literally dieing while watching this 😂😂 though i actually like the food you described then again i'm dutch so hey !
I learned a new word today. Buttermilk? Hope i can drop it in conversation this weekend..
I had to look it up too. Haha.
Again, as a Dutch person....spot on! But we do know how to party though.
This is genius, man I love my country
als je hier nie om ken lachen dan heb je toch wel een sirrieus probleem xD
i am from the netherlabnds and i watched all 3 parts and i must say they are funny, theres some truth but obviously theres a overdone lol
Roy Perdok funny?
You Tube yes some of the things he mentioned are funny to see
je hebt gelijk!
We always had fun at work when we compared our lunches (sliced bread, 'plastic' cheese, cheap meat, water/tea/coffee) to the lunches of the bosses (horse d'oeuvres, real orange juice, fruit and luxe sandwiches with warm filling). But still.. nothing compared to the lunches we had at the European institutions (warm meals, lots of different drinks, desert, side dishes, fresh salad).
Do you think is it Calvinistic or more of a frugal thing though?
Bitterballs are called that, because they were a traditional accompaniment to genever, and a glass of genever is called a 'Bittertje" in Dutch. Peanut butter and jelly? My Japanese wife loves it, I, Dutchman, find it inedible!
Karnemelk met broodje ggggezond :-)
Karnemelk Bah ..... Bitterballen Very good.
this should be a roasting video
as a dutch person, yes its accurate, if they have catering with a meet, its buns with cheese or salami
22:23 i broke xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dutch cuisine is called Albert Hein, or Appie. Sometimes the food is very cheap (well, not really) and all the Dutch go 'Hamsteren'. Don't forget your Bonuskaart.
The word bitter in bitterbal refers to the drink you should take when ordering bitterballen. You drink a bittertje and you have some balls with it...
Te zielig dat ze alles op Amsterdam projecteren.
This guy is so funny
liking it or not partly depends on whether you are used to eat it or not
In the netherlands we have our dessert on our bread, hagelslag
i admit, i laughed, even as a dutchie.
toegegeven, ik heb gelachen, ook al ben ik Nederlands
deep fried gravy lol
Your explanations of the netherlands are a bit exaggerated but man, practically flawless man. Especially our food.... We have 0 originallity... Although don't mess with the bitterball, those things are actually THE GREATEST as donald would say ;)
BROODJE KAAS
Hey Greg,
Good busy, vriendelijk van je dat je je hebt ingehouden. Maar van mij mag je los gaan, hoor. Een beetje rammelen aan het fundament van onze heilige huisjes kan absoluut geen kwaad !
Peanut butter jelly time!!!! -Dutch person not from Amsterdam
Im fucking dying. Te waar
This one wasn't as funny as the previous two. The previous two though made me laugh a bit too loud, I really loved those. I don't understand the negative comments from fellow Dutch people, I am Dutch and i absolutely loved the previous two videos.
Pbj is like mixing cheese and honney
Did you just bash our exquisite Dutch cuisine!! Out bitter balls?? Oh that's pure blasphemy 😂😂😂 no, man, great caption of the Dutch.
well damn
Sommige mensen kunnen echt niks hebben, het is hilarisch! En waar ook
😂😂😂
You forget that Dutch children are the happiest in the world, and are the best educated. That is why the US is now studying , our school system etc, ...
Only the "broodbeleg" is on point in the dutch cuisine
i am dutch and i eat italian food all the time
why is this fun for me? XD i really need to stop laughing now...... dont care if im writing that right... or this...
1:16... true
dude i'm dutch and i've never heard of anything called butter milk XD
Butter milk = karnemelk. Karnemelk werd vroeger gemaakt van het spul dat vrijkomt bij het karnen van boter.
Video isn't exaggerated if you ask me :D
The name "bitterbal" comes from bittertje (kruidenbitter, kruidenborrel) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitters
Dutch food is awful? Then you haven't tried much of our candy.
This is pretty accurate, you deserve a lot less dislikes
Funny stuff. I have a new word for you though. Bittergarnituur. The shit you'd eat while you'd be drinking a "bittertje". It's always a shame if jokes are bad because of bad knowledge of the subject. ;P
Bitterballen and kroketten are delicious. You ONLY need to learn to wat them!
fucking love buttermilk. It is one of my favourite drinks.
i'm dutch. and pb&j (strawberry jam) is FUCKING DELISCIOUS
Hey where is part 2?
Wat deze video nodig heeft: meer bitterballen.
Ben je wel eens naar Nederland geweest?
Ow well, it's not really funny, but if you are happy to make it then i am happy for you. Cheers from the Netherlands!
Funny, Greg. But I wonder, have you had some of the, what you call, 'truth serum'? You're observations and judgment are expressed in a typical Dutch fashion perhaps... ;O)
Hij woont al behoorlijk lang in Nederland. Dan neem je vanzelf wel onze gewoonten over ;-)
Great vid, I am from the Netherlands. Might not look that way. But I have Dutch roots too with many other roots. Well I wanna leave. Lets go to America, Oh fuck no. Then they will think I am an Arab. Well Fuck it. Japan it will be. Everyone follows the rules, no drama, no weed....... No weeee-eeeeddddd....... No we... Fuck well, doesnt matter. Aruba it will be, Fuck, if a tornado hits it. I am done for. I will just travel the world I guess.
Germany seems to be the new liberal center of the free world. They seem to be doing well lately. If the sea-level ever starts to rise dramatically that's definitely where I'm going. Also Germans are very friendly in my experience.
about the food your totaly right except for the fact that i dont like haring or leverworst, but hey english breakfast isnt that weird to isnt it -_-
If you don't like Dutch food, have a look at this survival video:
th-cam.com/video/UXac0Cg1OtE/w-d-xo.html
Come on Greg. You know the bitterbal is eaten while drinking a 'bitter' (stiff drink)
rolandet The name 'bitter' actually means '(a) bite'. Their both from an old Germanic word but evolved in two different words basically meaning the same thing. It's because their so small that you can eat them in one bite. We also have 'bitterkoekjes' which are a kind of cookie, also small enough to eat in one bite. It also means bitter like the English word bitter, although the bitterballen and bitterkoekjes aren't bitter. The meaning for '(a) bite' only gets used in those two foods, because they're so old and the names just stick around.
I love food, but there’s lots of basic foreign food that I can’t even stand the smell of, let alone the taste. But the same goes for Dutch food, I love the cheese and “normal” milk, but buttermilk or hutspot no thanks
en dan bedoel ik buiten Amsterdam.
Who hates peanutbutter jelly sandwiches? That's just insane!
Ik. Niet te vreten
Jij ben' gek :P
Het is maar hoe je het bekijkt..
hey peanut butter and jelly. doesn't make sense. also double topping, what are you? rich?!? nah jk still unhealthy though
but ehm apple syrup and cheese all the way.
You, sir, are my hero. I've lived in The Netherlands for three years and it turns out I'm not going crazy: Dutch food is in fact awful. Soul depressingly awful.
+Greg Shapiro We're next to the Belgians, just a stone's throw away from France, and even the Germans know how to prepare a meal, yet we seem to take cues mostly from the English in this regard...
+Carl Cook Dutch food is very awful no denying lol as soon as someone hands me a kroket I'd rather die than eat that thing
+Carl Cook You mean the hutspot ? Or the vlees,aardappelen en groente ? I love it, though I am dutch so I might be biased. And karnemelk "buttermilk" is awesome if you throw in some lemonade !! Though I have to say I like sate or bami the most, with some vanille vla as dessert.
+Carl Cook Statistics tell us the Dutch have the best qualited food. Uhmmm I wonder what the food must be in the country you come from.
With regards to food... there was a reason we invaded Indonesia.
Love this, even though I am dutch. And strangely enough your Dutch is kinda OK
Pindakaas IS ook smerig!
Anybody but americans can citicise dutch cuisine.
I am dutch
Like it when people joke about my country
well. lil onesided. it realy depends where you go.
there like a dozen difrent specific cultures that all had there go with the language,
someone from the south wouldnt be able to understand someone from the north in there dialecs. yet they seem tobe abe to find always some common ground.
greg only covered the west part.
never mind that all those area's have so there own food.
exsample balkenbrij is something only eaten in the north-east parts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkenbrij
most of NL finds this discusting. while its a rather nice snack compared what mcdonnals puts in there bugers
this type of multi cultures is all over the place. but only in NL other country's seem to have getto's and mayor conflict when it comes to difrent cultures.
bitterballen, well its just proven that deepfried fat allows you to drink even more at the weekend. (its actualy not fat but boiled out bits of meat, eyes, tails etc fat content is rather low.)
about Nl being flat.. saves on fuel costs right?
1:32 woah, u really r into dutch culture when u do this gesture to show something is tasty or u think it is
Im nederlands
you should just get some classes on how to eat bitterballs, it takes a few years but after that you'll be able to eat as many as you want without buring you entire mouth
Broodje kaas kun je krijgen.. Goedkope hé , gewoon die van het politiebureau
The reason you dont like dutch food is because its healthy
I can't wait till the after the elections. We can laugh at their president no matter what.
wtf is buttermilk
Karnemelk
Saartje05 thanks
I hate peanut butter jelly sandwich
We are more stupid as we thought,.
Okay BUT peanut butter and jelly IS disgusting
Lets don't make jokes about deep fried stuff now
Great series. I guess we have snowflakes here too..... They can't seem to understand the word satire.
im dutch but i also think that dutch cuisine is shit
but i used to eat homemade italian meals. everything is shit compared to italian food
Wat doe je stoer man