Dodie: the presents Sammy: your parents Dodie: the mince pies Sammy: your parents Dodie; the overwhelming joy of sharing presents with your loved ones Sammy: *commercialism*
Hi, just leaving this here so that in a year the comment would be three years ago, the first reply would be two years ago, and this reply would be one year ago.
_Oh, I'm Just Letting My Young Audience know That This Season Of Happiness And Joy Is Fundamentally Built On Deception._ **gives look** _Oh You Hardly Expect Me To Lie, Do You? To Children? To Their Little Faces?_
Most religions do regard Jesus as having existed but the Christians claim he's the Son of God and the other religions are like "Nah, he ain't, he just a guy"
when i was a child (about 3-4 years old), i was so terrified of santa i was legitimately missing sleep. so my parents had to tell me he was made up. apparently i was incredibly relieved.
MCR Guitar haha that makes sense, i knew santa wasn't real before i was old enough to lose any teeth (and learn about the tooth fairy) so i never really believed in the tooth fairy, as soon as you know santa's a lie it becomes pretty obvious that other stuff like that is probably a lie too
***** yes haha, why did they scare u so much? For me it was some creepy old guy can literally go into anyone's house while they are sleeping and for the tooth fairy a little person who does the same thing haha! I didn't realise they weren't real til I was like 9 or so haha, I was a gullible kid lol
MCR Guitar i was never scared of the tooth fairy bc i never believed in the tooth fairy (bc it was obvious to me that bc my parents told me santa was a lie the tooth fairy probably was too). but yeah i was terrified of the idea of some stranger coming into my house at night
I learnt Santa wasn't real when I was really little and never was told the tooth fairy was real but I still believed my parents that the evil man in black with a cane came round every night at 8 and attacked any children that weren't in bed... My parents must have been so smug
Joe S milkmen deliver milk jugs and remove empty ones to refill, but the joke is neither of them have seen one because milkmen have been largely made irrelevant by grocery stores
So my parents didn't do the Santa thing with us (Christmas has still always been fantastic and magical anyway) but my mom told my little sister vaguely about St. Nicholas existing a while ago so she started telling people Santa was dead
Jean-Luc Walker In the Netherlands we actually have a tradition, every year a month before christmas St. Nicholas visits and brings presents and candy etc. We also have christmas but not everyone gives presents.
Shady Sadie i mean actually, Jesus is real throughout history... I mean you can check it out even in wikipedia that Jesus is real, like Gandhi, or Hitler, or Putin, or Muhammad the prophet
Dodie: The presents? Sammy: Your Parents. Dodie: Mince Pies? Sammy: Your Parents. Dodie: The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes with sharing gifts with loved ones? Sammy: Commercialism.
"Oh, I'm just letting my young audience know that this season of happiness and joy is fundamentally build on deception. Well, you hardly expect me to lie, do you? To children? To their little faces?"
I actually learned really recently. I learned he is made up in school. I started to cry but no one even cared because they thought it was childish of me to think he was real. I was crying for so long. I was embarrassed to say I was sad wasn't real when people asked me I didn't answer but truly. All my child hood was dead. All the commercials. All the presents. The dream. The happiness. Gone. I wish I still thought santa was real because then Christmas would be a holiday I could love again. The school ruined my dreams. I'm so upset. Because. Now I don't have that joy in me anymore you know? That spirit! Ok. I'll go. Happy holidays!
The thing I’ve observed about Santa is that nobody ever comes out and says that he isn’t real. Once we realize it, we still don’t want to say anything, so we just quietly bust the myth in our heads and carry on with life. This is one of the few instances when I’ve seen it discussed openly.
The beauty of the „Santa” concept is that it’s a reminder that there are people that love you so much that they are ready to make your christmas magical no matter what, wanting nothing in return 🎄❤️
Yes Dodie Santa Is Cereal
Totally legit.
Let's make it into a shirt
ItsJustWilson TRUTH
ItsJustWilson liked to make it 666 likes
ItsJustWilson i liked it to be 999 likes, which is 666 upside down
this sketch is ADORABLE
like you ;)
actually Jack, I would say its... aDODIEble, :) much love to both of you!
+Bryce Downey evan is that you
+JackHoward IT REALLY IS!
As are you. And Dodie.
+JackHoward THANKS JOWARD
"The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes with sharing gifts with loved ones?"
"Commercialism"
_WHEEZES_
Hold up is that... me
HAM HAM!
_hamilton_
Hamilton!
Alexander i thought you died lmao
"To lie"
*zooms in*
"To lie to those little children"
*zooms more*
"Their little faces"
NickDraws - 😂
NickDraws Weldon
Continuearebad
I love that bit XD
you hardly expect me to lie
to CHILDREN?
TO THEIR LITTLE FACES?!
Yes.
I laughed so hard my dog got scared
I fucking snorted at that omfg that was great 😂
Dodie's got a little face
CarysParis T WE HAVE THE SAME NAME OMG
Dodie would make such a good actress. If anyone is directing a movie with a quirky, cute character in it, I'd see it if Dodie played that character.
She has a full playlist of acting.
@@cait812 yeah it's called "Things I'm In" or something like that
Very much so.
warrior8170 okay I think she’d make the merge to Uraraka live action movie-
Am I the only one who kind of wants her to play a mob boss just to see it I'd spend all my money on that movie just for like a few seconds of Dodie
She's so effing pretty i can't
GayI'mMom You're from tumblr, aren't you?
Oascany I don't have tumblr
Oascany I'm from Tumblr and I DON'T feel triggered. Hah. Stereotype BROKEN.
Christmas Dogger Aphmau?
Mystery Girl yeah
This was funny. I am actually from lapland so i can confirm that it is very much real
yeah but what if..... you're the fake one
Holly Boreham *queue the xfiles theme*
haribofish1 are you Santa? Are you Santa's wife? Are you a reindeer? Are you an elf?
Jim Boxell don't be silly. Milkmen are fake
haribofish1 You're... From... Lapland!?
Dodie: the presents
Sammy: your parents
Dodie: the mince pies
Sammy: your parents
Dodie; the overwhelming joy of sharing presents with your loved ones
Sammy: *commercialism*
Me: *Wheezes*
hotel : trivago
Fatema Begum Zaman yes that is what he said well done.
Me:communism
Well done. Why not?
"milkman?"
"rrreeaall?"
"really its been years?"
"yeaaa..."
I love how Dodie is just sitting there smiling and nodding.
You should do more sketches ♥️
lazy laiah she does some with TomSka.. :)
she’s done some on Tomska’s channel
Yes
2 more likes to 1000!!!!! Also agree strongly
YES
DODIE IS ADORABLE IN THIS OML
genericusername dodie is always adorable
genericusername IKR
Just so cute 😂😂😂
genericusername someone else like this, quick!
When isnt she?
"To children"
*dramatic zoom in*
"To their little faces."
I DIED LAUGHING😂😂
DaylinRose 17 Time link 2:14
Hi, just leaving this here so that in a year the comment would be three years ago, the first reply would be two years ago, and this reply would be one year ago.
Hi, just leaving this here to ruin the year streak comment plan
Xander h XD
"You hardly expect me to lie, do you?"
"To children"
"To their L I T T L E F A C E S"
2:13 sksskks
Wait… so that man that comes down my chimney and kisses my neck as I sleep _isn't_ Santa?
+LaytonChronicles bad!
parents
+Niamh McGrath Are you sure it isnt commercialism?
+Inspiria debatable
+LaytonChronicles LAYTON THIS IS TOO DARK FOR A DODDLEODDLE COMMENT SECTION
_Oh, I'm Just Letting My Young Audience know That This Season Of Happiness And Joy Is Fundamentally Built On Deception._
**gives look**
_Oh You Hardly Expect Me To Lie, Do You? To Children? To Their Little Faces?_
*comments*
"Jesus?''
"...debatable..."
i'M CRYING-
Most religions do regard Jesus as having existed but the Christians claim he's the Son of God and the other religions are like "Nah, he ain't, he just a guy"
"no no, _you're_ finnish. with SANTA."
so funny hahah
when i was a child (about 3-4 years old), i was so terrified of santa i was legitimately missing sleep. so my parents had to tell me he was made up. apparently i was incredibly relieved.
I was really scared of him too lol and the tooth fairy seemed all to creepy to me haha
MCR Guitar haha that makes sense, i knew santa wasn't real before i was old enough to lose any teeth (and learn about the tooth fairy) so i never really believed in the tooth fairy, as soon as you know santa's a lie it becomes pretty obvious that other stuff like that is probably a lie too
***** yes haha, why did they scare u so much? For me it was some creepy old guy can literally go into anyone's house while they are sleeping and for the tooth fairy a little person who does the same thing haha! I didn't realise they weren't real til I was like 9 or so haha, I was a gullible kid lol
MCR Guitar i was never scared of the tooth fairy bc i never believed in the tooth fairy (bc it was obvious to me that bc my parents told me santa was a lie the tooth fairy probably was too). but yeah i was terrified of the idea of some stranger coming into my house at night
I learnt Santa wasn't real when I was really little and never was told the tooth fairy was real but I still believed my parents that the evil man in black with a cane came round every night at 8 and attacked any children that weren't in bed... My parents must have been so smug
"Milkmen?"
"Uh, real?"
"But it's been years..."
OH MY GOD, I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL NOW.
Explain?
Joe S milkmen deliver milk jugs and remove empty ones to refill, but the joke is neither of them have seen one because milkmen have been largely made irrelevant by grocery stores
This was GLORIOUS and has actually increased my christmas spirit by 76%
Also absolutely cracked up at the turkey hat
It was the "thank you" midway through the sentence that got me 😂😂
Lucy I love your videos!! ❤️
+meowitslucy LOVE DODIE SO MUCH SO PROUD!!!! and humorous skills rating: 99.9% no joke that was pure quality
Is it just me or is Dodie super cute in this video
She's like that in every video
she's super cute
Her sadness makes me sad
Dodie is super cute in all of life.
Yeah
Your Finnish WITH SANTA **roll credit**
santa's real. at least st. nicholas was. but he's been dead for over 1500 years.
Finally someone knows the real story. Atleast as real as it can be.
So what you're saying is...Santa's a zombie?
So my parents didn't do the Santa thing with us (Christmas has still always been fantastic and magical anyway) but my mom told my little sister vaguely about St. Nicholas existing a while ago so she started telling people Santa was dead
WolfzieDraws no, Santa was never real, St Nicholas was.
Jean-Luc Walker
In the Netherlands we actually have a tradition, every year a month before christmas St. Nicholas visits and brings presents and candy etc.
We also have christmas but not everyone gives presents.
"Jesus?"
"Debatable."
😂😂😂
Shady Sadie i mean actually, Jesus is real throughout history... I mean you can check it out even in wikipedia that Jesus is real, like Gandhi, or Hitler, or Putin, or Muhammad the prophet
I'm pretty sure they meant the religious figure as the son of a deity is debatable. Like we say Santa is fake but st.nickolas was an actual person.
Jesus is proven real yet God is a lie
Berry FD there is physical proof of Jesus being a living person yet there is no proof of anything he did or even god
Stranger Khan Santa is more likely to be real than God
She reminds me of Allison from just between us in this
Omg hey Kovu 😂😂
Kovu is a unicorn hey kovu!!
Kovu is a unicorn OML YASS
Kovu is a unicorn HHHHIIIIII
YESSSS
I read it as Satan's not real
No I'm pretty sure Brendon Urie is real
+Hannah Fox amEn
you called?
+Satan (no for real) im so
I read it as Sammys not real
*not* *real* dodie: Cereal?
"We kid ourselves; we pretend it's all for them, but ultimately isn't it a way of reliving the magic for ourselves?"
"You're Finnish... WITH SANTA"
I had to pause the video to laugh, excellent writing Dodie and Sammy this was 10/10 (pls make more sketches)
Banana bread >_
Banana bread Indeed ^.^
I KNOW. THAT PART WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂
+KhanStopMe really wishin that was Evan's input..wHERE HIS CRED DODS
When I was younger I used to do that kind of jokes with my friends XD
Hilter?
Real . . . jesus
Jesus?
Debatable. . . .
*I CANT BREATHE*
Aliens?
@@ConnorLerb um real!
Milkmen?
This feels like a TomSka sketch
· Lupanine · nobody tried to shoot anyone or explode, but I see what you mean :P
Fake news, the punchline wasn't murder
Jesus?
er... debatable
this was may favorite part lol
ham 4 phan johnlock
ham 4 phan Your name is the best thing ever.
sherlock
Dodie: The presents?
Sammy: Your Parents.
Dodie: Mince Pies?
Sammy: Your Parents.
Dodie: The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes with sharing gifts with loved ones?
Sammy: Commercialism.
Hotel? Trivago
Wait, hang on, SANTA'S NOT REAL!?
*Hugs my younger peers* It will pass, my friends.
....
don't tell your parents
JillB Edits >•
Regan Witherstone =•=
On the thumbnail, she looks like a puppy waiting for treats. Too cute
“You hardly expect me to lie, do you?”
“to children?”
*” t o t h e i r l i t t l e f a c e s ? ”*
The title just ruined my life SANTA IS REAL
YAS EVE!
I mean... duh!
ikr!!
I mean if people didn't already know Santa isn't real they aren't old enough to watch DoddleOddle's videos in the first place
+George The Horse despite the fact that you're probably 10 or something
"Oh, I'm just letting my young audience know that this season of happiness and joy is fundamentally build on deception.
Well, you hardly expect me to lie, do you?
To children?
To their little faces?"
dodie hab a lil faces
TheBookGoddess I read this comment exactly when she said that omf
"snowman?"
"Snowman that come to life and dance together at night?"
"Hitler?!"
Well that escalated quickly..!
okay but you look so precious in the thumbnail
Dye
Róisín Shallow doesn't she always
loved this =D
Thanks bab!!!!! X
you watch Dodie , yessss
Please please please do a collab 😂😂😂 I don't know how but I need to see you together in a video.😂😂
OMG MY FAV TH-camR COMMENTED ON MY OTHER FAV TH-camRS CHANNEL
I LOVE BOTH OF YOU OMFG
I would like to formally thank the TH-cam algorithm for recommending this in summer.
Are you Australian?
i'd like to thank youtube for recommending this 4 years late
this video SLEIGHed me. You're truly GIFTed.
i hope this doesn't make any of your viewer CLAUS-trophbic
+TheHugelDude You should have SNOWn that the puns are always PRESENT ! Puns always WIN...TER !
+TheHugelDude YULE have to brush up on those pun-detecting skills then. Not to be RUDE-olph.
I should have SNOWn there would be puns in the comments
+Jane As Per Usual Really? I think it would be better if she started wRAPPING....
I need to have a talk with my mother
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This is where I belong, this comment and its replies
josh dun is my son |-/
"Well, you hardly expect me to lie, do you?"
"To children."
"To their little faces."
@Skierz 13 Yes, Yes I do
im just waiting for santa to burst down the door and prove everyone wrong
oh look at that it is a fellow emo hello
why
PewDiePINKIE Pie me
+hesitant meme same
+hesitant meme Ahem your picture.... I love it.
"you're Finnish, with Santa!"
*clicks off video*
im jk i watched the whole video cause i lub u
+blurryfaceackles ahhaha omg
I FREAKING LOVE YOUR USERNAME, SPN AND TØP TWO OF MY FAV THINGS
+Tessa SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME
+doddleoddle DODIE OMG I CANT BREATHE YOU REPLIED HOW DO I REACT
+Tessa THANK U FRIEND :-))
Her hair is adorable
genuinely fkin amazing
+madz0rs congrats to bertie for showin up
+madz0rs really wouldn't have been able to do it w/o him..god bless
"no no, you're finish
WITH SANTA"
THE ZOOM I CANT
Before 3:00 I thought the twist would that Dodie wasn't real lmao.
Your Finnish, with Santa! That just killed me
You're* (it's never too late to correct someone's grammar)
Tatu Tanskanen lol thanks
DID THEY JUST PLAY REAL OR NOT REAL SHORTLY AFTER THE RELEASE OF MOCKINGJAY PART 2
+Sueycrazy 卌 I didn't think of that. Now I'm hurting all over.
+Sueycrazy 卌 oh my
Don't remind me.
+Sueycrazy 卌 i was looking for this comment hahaha
+Sofia Vega Kinda like how Katniss was looking for the severed remains of Prim. At least YOU found what you were looking for.
I’m crying
Dodie you just decapitated a Christmas Tree how do you feel destroying the festive spirit
bodie lol
+anniandro what
Hannah D I can't remember haha what was I on about
i loved this so much Dodie! Im so proud of you! You did such an amazing job on this!! Please do more!! I loved it!
I actually learned really recently. I learned he is made up in school. I started to cry but no one even cared because they thought it was childish of me to think he was real. I was crying for so long. I was embarrassed to say I was sad wasn't real when people asked me I didn't answer but truly. All my child hood was dead. All the commercials. All the presents. The dream. The happiness. Gone. I wish I still thought santa was real because then Christmas would be a holiday I could love again. The school ruined my dreams. I'm so upset. Because. Now I don't have that joy in me anymore you know? That spirit! Ok. I'll go. Happy holidays!
That pose he did when she said aliens though
did anyone else replay the video just to see that again?
ive watched this so many times and i thought it was the eighties 😂
Well you hardly expect me to lie do you?
To children
To their little faces
That was one of the best parts 😂😂😂
the little "thank you" when she puts the turkey hat on him is great
dare: watch 2:40 at 0.25 speed
Are you trying to wreck my feelings with Dodie's beautiful face?
Watching Dodie destroy the tree at high speed is also funny XD
FanPerson if you want to have your feelings wrecked, i strongly suggest you to watch jamie jo's new vid.
Katie Louise omg yes
Katie Chan I just did and I LOVE IT IT'S SO ADORABLE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME!!!
That moment when you realise you are wearing the exact same headband while watching the video
oml same
This has popped up in my recommended 4 years on in mid September. But it's so adorable, it brightened my day
DODIE IS SO PRETTY HERE AHHH !!
Really good video Dodie even if it isn't the 'regular' sorta upload. This sketch had a real JackandDean feel to it and you cant go wrong with that :D
+Bullitain yeah u could feel both the festive spirit and jack and dean in this
+Bullitain couldn't agree more
I really felt that too tbh
Take tomska
Change his gender
You now got doddleoddle
*copyright claims*
But minus the very blatant inappropriateness that's evident in 99% of Tom's videos. Dodie is too innocent..!
Excellent work. Well done Dodes and team! x
"you hardly expect me to lie do you? to children, to their little faces" ah I love dodie so much
The thing I’ve observed about Santa is that nobody ever comes out and says that he isn’t real. Once we realize it, we still don’t want to say anything, so we just quietly bust the myth in our heads and carry on with life. This is one of the few instances when I’ve seen it discussed openly.
Did anyone read what Dodie was wrapping up in the beginning it said "Art is Dead" LOL
It's Tomska's book :)
Oh I'm maybe going to get book it sounds good!!! :D
I have it it's great :) and if you enjoy the asdf movies you'll probably really like it ^^
ENTERTAINERS LIKE TO SEEM COMPLICATED
DJCgaming BUT WERE NOT COMPLICATED I CAN EXPLAIN IT PRETTY EASILY
Dodie makes my heart tingle lol. She's definitely my TH-cam crush.
+Jake Peterson She's so beautiful it hurts
+Luc Roberts I don't think I'm ashamed to admit that I agree
I can relate. She's quite perfect
same
She's the only TH-camr I Fan Girl over.
Dodie wrapping the Art is dead book by TomSka is just the ultimate cherry on top
DODIE THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVED IT. You all really put it together excellently!
I just watched it 3 times haha I really do love it
this is so amazing, more please!
special thanks to Bertie for turning up
How have I only just noticed that Dodie's wrapping "Art is Dead" at the start?
Dodie: Jesus?
Sammy: Debatable.
is it bad that i have a temptation to run into a kindergarden class and scream "SANTA ISNT REAL DOOBA DE DOO, SANTA AINT REAL, SHUT UP!"
accidental scene kid Same!😂 i love their faces when they find out.
Nope, i almost cried trying not to scream that.
Yes
"Santa ain't real so shut the hell up, I said Santa ain't real so shut the hell up"
but think of the children
BUT THE PRESENTS?? omg i love this
I wonder why this is on my recommended...Oh look is so close to Christmas -.-
I LOVEE YOU DODIEEEE
so they made up after the blind date? :3
Hahaha!
doddleoddle only 90's kids will remember
+Miss Millzy That was the best thing ever XD
+Miss Millzy what? im 12 plz enlighten me
+pinkie-weirdo Sammy made a sketch a while back. It was hilarious! If you have time, watch it. :D
This is so brilliant! Thank you, everyone! Even though it’s old.
ITS MARCH AND THIS IS STILL MY FAVOURITE THING AHHHHH
Her attacking the Christmas tree at the end killed me omggggg
The beauty of the „Santa” concept is that it’s a reminder that there are people that love you so much that they are ready to make your christmas magical no matter what, wanting nothing in return 🎄❤️
I was expecting this to be horrible, but I laughed so hard!
well of course he's real, chef kidnapped him. and then became pj's parents. the end.
flower Shear HAHA
“I know Christmas is very important to you, a time of year you hold very close.... thank you... to your heart..”
WELL DONE ELLIOT GOUGH YOU MAGICAL PERSON
+amelia cool HE IS MAGICAL
+doddleoddle not as magical as Santa though?
You should make more sketch videos!!!! You're a good actor :-)
Proof Dodie is a precious child who must be protected at all costs
OH MAN MAKE MORE SKETCHES DODIE
I lost it after "santas Finnish "
No _you're_ Finnish...with SANTA *finger guns*
Fortunately Generous Phantom well it's true
"Milkmen"
"Yes"
"Oh, its just because I haven't seen him in years"
You can talk
You should definitely do a sketch with Tomska ! That would be sooo great !
and then they did!
"To children?"
"To their little faces?"
XD
It's 2020 and it's not even December... Idk. I just love watching this
FINLAND MENTIONED
ok continue
MÄ ETIN SUOMALAISTA KOMMENTTIA OMG MOI
+Aino sainila i love ur pro pic lol
+Aino sainila APUA SUOMALAISIA
Juuli V. EN TIEDÄ MITEN TUNTEA
EIHÄN SUOMALAISILLA OLE EDES NETTIÄ
1:42 SASSY HAND FLICK
+Ely O this has to be a gif
+doddleoddle so does 3:01
+doddleoddle literally