YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER COMPILATION *NEW* PART 2!!!

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  • @arkay7548
    @arkay7548  4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Appreciate all the support guys 💯 came back to the video blowing up thanks for the love ❤ make sure to subscribe for more content would mean a lot 👍🏾

    • @hkl4575
      @hkl4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No problem keep up the good work the results is what I'm here for dont got time for the whole show

    • @mikegarcia2967
      @mikegarcia2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They crying cuz they can't child support checks

    • @freddiewilliams6935
      @freddiewilliams6935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      llpop

    • @kam4018
      @kam4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stfu nigga. "You are not the father compilation" literally the last one was someone being the father 😐

    • @akdareaper2905
      @akdareaper2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You almost have 800 subs 🎉

  • @abelmantor7557
    @abelmantor7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    Maury: You are not the father!
    Couch: (Sigh) i hate this job.

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Camera: aw shit, here we go again

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Couch: Oh shit. Not again.

    • @wwolf0948
      @wwolf0948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The tv: aw **** here we go again

    • @prime_ufc
      @prime_ufc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wwolf0948 ye

    • @cjgotgame6022
      @cjgotgame6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh lol

  • @justsomeonecool4866
    @justsomeonecool4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Fastest things:
    -light
    -jet
    -cheetah
    -Maury's cameraman

    • @TheReturnOfStephan1
      @TheReturnOfStephan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      -Fat women, after Maury says "You are not the father."

    • @justsomeonecool4866
      @justsomeonecool4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheReturnOfStephan1 yeah they just drink a speed 2 pot

    • @fuscello
      @fuscello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -the audience changing side after hearing “you are not…”

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her: "I'm 1000% sure he's the father!"
      Cameraman: (Starts stretching...)

    • @q1uma
      @q1uma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      -the audience when the man isn’t the father

  • @cy9344
    @cy9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4303

    Every girls be gangsta till they hear the word "not"

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Then they turn into Usain Bolt until they get to the couch.

    • @ms.marciasonkosi6687
      @ms.marciasonkosi6687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣😂fact

    • @amochi925
      @amochi925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Knott

    • @brentjames2576
      @brentjames2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They hate mask and condoms and birth control

    • @speedfann5804
      @speedfann5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasondyrkacz8270 lmao

  • @Indeeditsjoseph
    @Indeeditsjoseph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Man: I’ve been cheated on
    Crowd: Booo YOU’RE WRONG
    Maury: you are not
    Crowd: YEAHHH NEVER DOUBTED

    • @type4013
      @type4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They gotta have queue cards lmao

    • @gerardomartinez3920
      @gerardomartinez3920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If so the audience must be paid.

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@type4013 They do. I know some people who have been audience members. The audience is prompted, and the contestants may have real drama, but it played up.

  • @scaredboy4158
    @scaredboy4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    All these lady’s booing until they hear you are not😂😂😂💀

    • @narutoxzx123
      @narutoxzx123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Facts ain't keep the same energy

    • @worsteveroh6569
      @worsteveroh6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      They're fucking retarded and proud thinking they know everything trusting guest's on Maury they do not know

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ik be mad biased

    • @pastel-children5551
      @pastel-children5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      EXACTLY!! God I hate the audience

    • @jamichealruiz8640
      @jamichealruiz8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pastel-children5551 fax thank u the audience is ass

  • @dannyrodriguez5740
    @dannyrodriguez5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    My heart broke when I read of Maury's retirement. That man is a pure L.E.G.E.N.D. He exposed so many H03's to the world like no other.

  • @johnramilleplaton1100
    @johnramilleplaton1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    The audience always boos from the start, but when maury announces "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!", suddenly they cheer for all the guys, what a bunch of hypocrites

  • @roast-thekamenrider8591
    @roast-thekamenrider8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Crowd: *BOOOOOOOO*
    Maury: You are NOT!
    Crowd: *settings > switch sides > cheers*

  • @farhanirfan650
    @farhanirfan650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    “He favoured his left leg” Lol

    • @paulabarry7620
      @paulabarry7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😨😱😬😬😵😵😲😲😂😂😂😭😭💥💥💀

    • @bashment89
      @bashment89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JasmineM007
      @JasmineM007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      🤣🤣🤣 the audience was super quiet and confused lol

    • @tytytyme33
      @tytytyme33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The GED program be lit af!!

    • @LaToyaAlicia
      @LaToyaAlicia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol what part was that ? I missed it?

  • @hnrizumu5628
    @hnrizumu5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    the boyfriend who found out his daughter wasn't his was broken. I wish all the best to him.✊🏽

  • @meh.its_bleh
    @meh.its_bleh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "You *ARE*- not" that gets me every single time

    • @xgrimjow7494
      @xgrimjow7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ik it's kinda late, but what's the siries name again? Long time since I've watched it

    • @Yesimlexx
      @Yesimlexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@xgrimjow7494 The Maury Show

    • @somebody-br2hm
      @somebody-br2hm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah
      I saw that too

    • @rogueranger7989
      @rogueranger7989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t Forget…. That Was a LIE 😂🤣🤣

  • @hermausmora9687
    @hermausmora9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how they run off its like they are running to find the real father

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNOW YOURE UNDER THIS SOFA I JUST KNOW IT

    • @rogueranger7989
      @rogueranger7989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In search of the Closest 🏧

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I just noticed that there's people in the audience wearing "You are NOT the father!" and "You ARE the father!" t-shirts! No other show made laughing at trashy people so much fun!

    • @michaelpieseeno8076
      @michaelpieseeno8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uuhhh....Springer?

    • @catjudo1
      @catjudo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Pieseeno I stand corrected! Maury never had Gwar on his show as well. (Gwar isn’t trashy but they are funny as hell)

    • @seansmith3274
      @seansmith3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jenny Jones she had some wild moments

  • @gsullivan20
    @gsullivan20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "We meet in the GED program" great 👍 keep us your education, that's very important. ❤️

  • @alisefran6412
    @alisefran6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    The music after each result being read is hilarious😂😂 and shady as hell

  • @leibermuster2399
    @leibermuster2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Happy Father's Day for those who ARE the father!

  • @leonardoalves3942
    @leonardoalves3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    This show is just the GOAT
    Ghettoest Of All Time 😂

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      BRO, I can’t breathe!!😂😂😂😂

    • @celestialguardians496
      @celestialguardians496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @el.d0njuan
      @el.d0njuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@marcushamner5994 that didn’t age well

    • @firestriker447
      @firestriker447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@el.d0njuan I mean he commented after the incident soooo

    • @thefinger1776
      @thefinger1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@el.d0njuan That's fucked up

  • @MMACHMP
    @MMACHMP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I was on the set of Maury show several times and every time I'm there I always go sit on that couch back stage and rip a huge fart into the cushion where they always plant their faces.

  • @BudokaiTH
    @BudokaiTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I love how the first guy just stood up, put the shush hand sign over his lips, and said nothing. Speaks volumes 😂

  • @Lisa-mc5yy
    @Lisa-mc5yy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wishful thinking doesn't make him the Daddy

  • @mikoyanfulcrum1
    @mikoyanfulcrum1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    If the title is "You are NOT the father",...Why are there two "You ARE the fathers " on this video???

    • @paulabarry7620
      @paulabarry7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Gotta throw a couple positive into all the negative😬😂

    • @TheRealist1.
      @TheRealist1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Screwball

    • @helloimannabye
      @helloimannabye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same question!

    • @catjudo1
      @catjudo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There's a certain amount of error in DNA testing. This way just covers the show from lawsuits...

    • @WizardOfWor
      @WizardOfWor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@catjudo1 DNA never lies or has any errors. They're 99% accurate.

  • @hvtvares
    @hvtvares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “You 𝗔𝗥𝗘 not” lol that gets me everytime haha!

  • @gregord556
    @gregord556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I love how the crowd always booes the guy until he's not the father

    • @sza4life30
      @sza4life30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      innit

    • @SpeedxLightning
      @SpeedxLightning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its just them looking like they biased

    • @nunyabiz7473
      @nunyabiz7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpeedxLightning that’s not what bipolar means

    • @SpeedxLightning
      @SpeedxLightning 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nunyabiz7473 it means having two different personalities at the time I could only think of that word to use

  • @thehappiestbowlofcereal2887
    @thehappiestbowlofcereal2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Everybody's thinking: "Damn, these people are fast as hell!"
    But I'm thinking: Damn, these cameramen are fast as fuck!"

  • @sricharan1114
    @sricharan1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Maury: "You are Not the Father!"
    Women: "I'm speed!"
    Cameraman: "The fastest in the west!"

    • @FarM294
      @FarM294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      real and true

  • @larrygonzalez4631
    @larrygonzalez4631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:05 that look of defeat, and utter humiliation. I love it.

  • @brandonsinflatablechannel84
    @brandonsinflatablechannel84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Every camera man as they run back stage: 🏃

  • @VJ87G
    @VJ87G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:11 it's rare to see a guy ran to the couch, heartbroken, knowing that he's not the father.

  • @Curious847
    @Curious847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Waiting for that couch to collapse!

    • @christophercolumbus1705
      @christophercolumbus1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Collapse, make sure to spell correctly if you’re going to be a rude bitch 🤣🤣

    • @bemobemo8557
      @bemobemo8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@christophercolumbus1705 bro I think u must look again , u spelled it the same

    • @LoNeWoLf6661000
      @LoNeWoLf6661000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bemobemo8557 first one was "edited"... but ... the production staff rebuilds and fortifies the couch after each taping. Only damn way it still standing!

    • @elijahhill6602
      @elijahhill6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Couch Lives Matter

    • @DestructiveDave1900
      @DestructiveDave1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The couch could be the father of some of them kids :)

  • @amir_thomas1200
    @amir_thomas1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yo the sister at the beginning IS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT I LOVE HER 😂😂🔥🔥

  • @lipstickonapig343
    @lipstickonapig343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The crowd be like
    When they come out: 😠😠
    When they not the father: 😃😃

  • @SpiritMover314
    @SpiritMover314 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He bowlegged, the kid knot-kneed….🙄🤣🤣😂

    • @BrownSugaBabe
      @BrownSugaBabe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Right! I saw that too. Their legs are going in opposite directions.

    • @risenshine2313
      @risenshine2313 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😅😂😂 they kept the picture up so long. I started to feel bad

  • @msmee0079
    @msmee0079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Whoever added the music to these results needs an GRAMMY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @msgorg3ous18
    @msgorg3ous18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now this is how Maury’s “You Are Not The Father” compilation should be ALWAYS straight to the point without all that extra hollering and yelling, and background music when he says “YOU ARE NOT” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharleneEmerymyers-OwenFAM
    @CharleneEmerymyers-OwenFAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    The audience is so bipolar.

    • @jamichealruiz8640
      @jamichealruiz8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The audience is ass

    • @brentjames2576
      @brentjames2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Audience dknt know shit the whole story I hate them booo

    • @fakename5400
      @fakename5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brentjames2576 they tell them to boo

    • @gettingbuckets7683
      @gettingbuckets7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fakename5400 and where’d u hear that from

    • @lynxregions6724
      @lynxregions6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gettingbuckets7683 source

  • @YunginFlx
    @YunginFlx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Bro the beat drops get me every time😂😂

  • @GlamGoddess614
    @GlamGoddess614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Mannnn who did that music tho🤣🤣🤣

    • @gorgeousfacesbycece
      @gorgeousfacesbycece 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly lol

    • @austalkr
      @austalkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to say the same thing 🤔 I wonder if it's fake or real

    • @jamichealruiz8640
      @jamichealruiz8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao 😂🤣

    • @AnaRodLop
      @AnaRodLop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austalkr it's fake

  • @TheBlacksheepbabe
    @TheBlacksheepbabe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “You are NOT the father”
    Woman: 🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraman: 📸🏃‍♂️

  • @Adam-nm4dz
    @Adam-nm4dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Why are you running....WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!!!

  • @haroldkane9714
    @haroldkane9714 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I should be at home watching you on TV, sums em up

  • @samets3622
    @samets3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The walk of shame to the couch, with soundtrack.

  • @winniethepoohandeeyore2
    @winniethepoohandeeyore2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Maury: You are not the father
    Sofa: Uh oh, here they come! God help me!

  • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
    @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It’s all boos until he says you’re not the father

  • @anthonysmith394
    @anthonysmith394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can watch these all day! Over and Over 🤣

  • @abrahambenzamin9957
    @abrahambenzamin9957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Maury saved more black men than Abraham Lincoln 😁😁😁

  • @iykeo.7667
    @iykeo.7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mauray: "in the case of...you are not the father "
    Camera man: here we go again...🏃

  • @r.m.m.1333
    @r.m.m.1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    1:08 Savage reaction from that dude

    • @passmorekj2010
      @passmorekj2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just the shhhh lol

    • @MrnintendoSEGAfan1
      @MrnintendoSEGAfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or “Say no more”

    • @user-sn1bb8yq9f
      @user-sn1bb8yq9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the GOATs along with the dude that did a backflip and the one that rolled down the stairs with a flip

    • @christophercrafter2609
      @christophercrafter2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1:04. Love that music with the result.

    • @justinayers4774
      @justinayers4774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes complete monster lmfao

  • @xzite8905
    @xzite8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God this host must feel amazing watching people argue back and forth

  • @MilahMeia
    @MilahMeia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Stop sleeping around and acting like you know for sure the father of your child. Like wtf so embarrassing 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @bullywag
    @bullywag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how all these people think they are "right" if they talk louder or quicker than the other person..classic.

  • @davemcconnell4195
    @davemcconnell4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I have to wonder how much money these people are paid to humiliate themselves on nationwide television.

    • @worsteveroh6569
      @worsteveroh6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cheap bitches and low lives don't need to get paid just some fame to get embarrassed

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They dont get paid at all. The DNA test is free and the tickets to get there AFAIK. Its so embarrassing that anyone would do this for free lmao.

    • @beave200
      @beave200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Roommates were invited onto the springer show once, the offer was a free flight to NYC and I think it was 100 bucks a day or for the week leading up to filming.

  • @HarryOliverx
    @HarryOliverx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Imagine being one of the baby and growing up finding your face in the show

  • @peanut4060
    @peanut4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how maury doesn't bust out laughing is beyond me

  • @maureenwhyte840
    @maureenwhyte840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    She is confused, bow leg and 2 left foot is totally different

  • @LeDodgyLodger
    @LeDodgyLodger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Texas won’t let a woman get her tubes tied without the permission of a man? That state is insane.

    • @Tula.
      @Tula. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh wth

    • @pbc76
      @pbc76 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Years ago! Whew!

  • @frzferdinand72
    @frzferdinand72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    7:55 "I'm supposed to be at home on my couch watching you" LMAO

    • @smavi4133
      @smavi4133 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally missed that. Fkn funny actually 😆😆

    • @DZGM1
      @DZGM1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BleachCowboy2016
    @BleachCowboy2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best is when both guys are not the father lmao 😂😂😂

  • @UDoodoo2
    @UDoodoo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I like how they boo the possible father but then when he says “you are not the father” they all cheer like he’s a savior

  • @dcabral00
    @dcabral00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As trashy as this show was, it taught a very important lesson. When your partner is going to have a baby, priority number one, a DNA test. Why? Four words: 18 year financial responsibility.

    • @dmcrun3572
      @dmcrun3572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      21 years …

    • @fuscello
      @fuscello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or maybe to have more responsible relationships, if you need a dna test it means you don’t trust your partner and that is not good

    • @dcabral00
      @dcabral00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fuscello no, it has happened way too often that you raised your kids, only to find out later in life that biologically they weren't yours.

    • @no1washerezz
      @no1washerezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fuscello ofc... im not taking care of a kid for nearly 2 decades just to find out its not mine. its too big of a deal NOT to get a DNA test

    • @Alaskanman
      @Alaskanman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuscello We are passed that point. Nobody gives a fk about responsibilities. Getting a dna test in today's standard is being responsible, responsible for yourself

  • @jage5256
    @jage5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    YOUNG MEN! Always get the DNA test if you're not married while she's in the hospital BEFORE she puts your name on the birth certificate. If u don't your life starts if horror garnished wages etc. If married and she cheated with another u know what to do. Cheaters never change.

  • @cyndisdomino805
    @cyndisdomino805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man these camera men gotta be in good shape 😂

  • @romanhardware
    @romanhardware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    My reaction to the man in the first clip I about died laughing the way that he reacted when revealed "You are not the Father" 😆😂🤣

  • @spencerconner6619
    @spencerconner6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The cameramen are the best athletes in the world 😂

  • @davetaylor3467
    @davetaylor3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    He is bo leg n the lil girl is knock knee

    • @MamaAceX4
      @MamaAceX4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly!!

  • @mimir9483
    @mimir9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love seeing these when I'm older I might buy tickets to this

  • @stephanievaughan837
    @stephanievaughan837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I meet him in the ged program " damn. Lol.

    • @worsteveroh6569
      @worsteveroh6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's trashy people in those ged programs I been there

    • @ravanpee1325
      @ravanpee1325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The bed program?

    • @girlgeniusnyc272
      @girlgeniusnyc272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GED = graduate equivalency degree. When you drop out of high school but go back later to get an "equivalent" degree (a high school diploma, but you didn't go to high school to get it)

  • @dante-829gonzalez4
    @dante-829gonzalez4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She's a runner, she's a track star

  • @Keta040
    @Keta040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The crowd as soon as the man speaks: BOOOOOOHHH
    *You are not-*
    Crowd: YEEEEEAAAAA YEEEEHAWWEW

  • @bluepumpkinkid2916
    @bluepumpkinkid2916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Murray: You are the father
    Me: Divorce and I’ll pretend I’m broke so I don’t share the money

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “I met him in the GED program”. This sounds right.

  • @LaKabraGG
    @LaKabraGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maury: You Are NOT The Father
    Camera man: Ah Shit! Here we Go Again (“Run”)

  • @DominoEffect572
    @DominoEffect572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That woman literally screams to talk. Sheesh 🙄

    • @somebody-br2hm
      @somebody-br2hm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one, coz i think you mean all of them 😄

  • @lowwstashinpros63
    @lowwstashinpros63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite part is when the bm's run backstage like they gone find they bd back there.😂😂

  • @changeisgonnacome6642
    @changeisgonnacome6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Is there a class where they learned argue moves and how to scream? coz they all the same!!!

    • @yeet3385
      @yeet3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when the baby comes on the TV
      ladies: "look, they the same, look at dem eyes, look at dem nose"

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wakanda Forever Are you calling black people without access to the good schooling white people get trashy?

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wakanda Forever What the? Do you think that systemic racism isnt a thing anymore? The playing field has never been even. Dont deny white privilege. Game set matched and won.

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wakanda Forever Me acknowledging that most black people have it worse than most white people is racist? It is an obstacle because of systemic racism. You dont get to decide if white people are more privileged than black people. George Floyd. Ahmad Arbury. Did they die because they were black? Yes. Game won again.

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wakanda Forever So systemic racism doesn't exist anymore? So why are there barely any black politicians? Why did the people who Lynched Ahmad Arbury not get justice? Just because it's not legal doesnt mean it doesn't happen. I can do this all day.

  • @mustafabile897
    @mustafabile897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can we please have a moment of silence...took me out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Isa1ahL33
    @Isa1ahL33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The best thing about these is these men won't be in a relationship with none of these crazy women.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That couch backstage has gotten more action than I have gotten in the past decade.

  • @trinibarbie2161
    @trinibarbie2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The music after Maury reads the results took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y'all shady asf for that🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @thecompletetrader349
    @thecompletetrader349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant...😂 I just cant😂
    Don’t ask me what I can’t🤣🤣🤣

  • @skullhead2327
    @skullhead2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how the women said I don’t want to be here I want to be at home sitting on my couch watching you

  • @Hongsta
    @Hongsta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love it how on the guys side he's always guilty will proven innocent and the girl is like yup let's take her word for it while she's out there taking cream from randoms

    • @Thomas-os6xn
      @Thomas-os6xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What has this world come to?

  • @ItsNoRandom
    @ItsNoRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Mane I'm not bootlegged"
    Looks at picture
    "Well yeah"
    😂😂😂😂 that shit had me weak

  • @anttam117
    @anttam117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, man. I was down… the world is turning into shit, people are crazy, the future looks grim, so I went and got myself drunk at the bar. Came back home sobbing like an old grandfather. For some reason, the algorithm drops this gem on my lap and it cheers me so much… now I know God is real.

  • @JoannaJedrzejczyksForehead
    @JoannaJedrzejczyksForehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Why the he’ll are there ANY “You are the father”’s in here? It’s not what I signed up for.

    • @3many
      @3many 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Read the title

    • @nihility.
      @nihility. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3many Huh?!

    • @brokenwrld2530
      @brokenwrld2530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@3many buddy I think YOU need to read the title.

    • @3many
      @3many 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brokenwrld2530 my bad ...how the hell did i get 4 likes

  • @mendel5881
    @mendel5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how everyone runs away

  • @howq8729
    @howq8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SHAMEFUL & AND DISGUSTING... For a woman not to know her child's father

  • @Gooberwares
    @Gooberwares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Really hope these kids get the care they need

  • @2musketeers966
    @2musketeers966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are NOT the father.
    Camera man: *prepares to run a 100m dash*

  • @generalphrenic
    @generalphrenic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I DON'T THINK HE MINES"
    😆🤣😅😆
    WTF

  • @batkowsky11
    @batkowsky11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it because it shows what society looks like. the woman will say something bad about the guy, everyone is standing behind her, and if it turns out that she is lying, no one will say anything.

  • @johnathontehadavalles3142
    @johnathontehadavalles3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love seeing there faces when they ain't the father 😂

  • @clebando
    @clebando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    got to appreciate the class on the first guy

  • @Mr_ice51
    @Mr_ice51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it when the camera man starts chasing the the girl for the reaction lol

  • @inviqt4011
    @inviqt4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when that Nas tune drops and the *moment of silence* part lines up perfectly with him kinda shushing her LMAO

  • @Kingswag12
    @Kingswag12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    8:58 🤔 he’s the father in a your not the father comp

    • @ivychu3088
      @ivychu3088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a little positivity to help us along 😂

  • @n.r.8719
    @n.r.8719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the GED program.
    I’m effin ded lmfao

  • @MIZZTOPNOTCH100
    @MIZZTOPNOTCH100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Mia said she met him in the GED program??? I know like hell she didn't get a GED with the way she sound

    • @CUlataKatie
      @CUlataKatie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh shutup.

    • @MIZZTOPNOTCH100
      @MIZZTOPNOTCH100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CUlataKatie lol u must didn't either

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifeofneacy3891 Jesus Christ! By the way this paragraph is written it seems you didn't get your GED either!

    • @lifeofneacy3891
      @lifeofneacy3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LazarusSlade No I didn't for your info I believe in Jesus Christ the son of the living God . So it looks like you trying to judge me just bc the way I wrote about God . And let's get that straight I graduate from high school at 17 years old with a high school diploma with 4.0 GPA and with the college degree so that being said before you talk about people that you never met , never seen , or don't know nothing about people like me so therefore you need to take a long good look at your self because you look like or seem like you don't have no GED nor education yourself . Satan !!!! Good bye

    • @mrradio4586
      @mrradio4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifeofneacy3891 what the fuck.

  • @RobertNielsen1970
    @RobertNielsen1970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember one time, my wife's dad and I were talking, and at one point it came out that I was a _HUGE_ fan of shows like Maury and Steve Wilkos. I remember her dad asking me, "Why do you _WATCH_ those shows?"
    I said, "They're _GREAT THERAPY,_ Dad! They remind me that, as many times as I've f-ed up in my life, there are people in this country who are _DUMBER, AND MORE IRRESPONSIBLE, THAN ME!"_

  • @thedrew1193
    @thedrew1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how everyone boos until they know they actually aren’t the father it’s the most awesome thing ever

    • @dredpool3927
      @dredpool3927 ปีที่แล้ว

      They still bitches for automatically taking sides though. In these men’s places, I’m curing the FUCK out of the audience and roasting them.