13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State

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  • @justanordinaryidiot
    @justanordinaryidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23919

    “I go to class, I show up wasted, and I leave early” that’s a mood if I’ve ever seen one

    • @sayforesieh8273
      @sayforesieh8273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      just an ordinary Idiot he’s to loud tbh

    • @skaterdudeprodutions
      @skaterdudeprodutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Fucking yikes. Pretty concerning that 800 people gave this a thumbs up.

    • @angrybusinessmankillingthe6343
      @angrybusinessmankillingthe6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Khaled Rapp or maybe he's a normal person trying to get an education

    • @angrybusinessmankillingthe6343
      @angrybusinessmankillingthe6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @yo pierre leave the partying for the weekend

    • @bctl9
      @bctl9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      grumpy - that's another mood i've seen before

  • @NateOBrien
    @NateOBrien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27145

    I hope this actor actually goes to Ohio State now

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Nate O'Brien
      New challenge

    • @richie2550
      @richie2550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Hey Nate! Good to see you here.

    • @valotinn
      @valotinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Fortnite cat piss

    • @epicbread1310
      @epicbread1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@valotinn im a kitty kitty kitty

    • @THEBOSS47MLG
      @THEBOSS47MLG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .

  • @AxelPRC
    @AxelPRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28768

    This kid is 17-18 now making a decision about what college he attends. Let's pray he genuinely joins Ohio State

    • @Danny-ne6oq
      @Danny-ne6oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Axel Dickinson right

    • @zBMatt
      @zBMatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      Axel Dickinson he’s an actor for a popular source of content. He would go to a Cali or an Ivy (which isn’t just Ivy but schools like Johns Hopkins, Stanford, or U Chicago.

    • @lyonking1820
      @lyonking1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Not really a great reason to choose a college

    • @zBMatt
      @zBMatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      LyonKing👑 if you can go without having to pay you would go.

    • @AxelPRC
      @AxelPRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@lyonking1820 ok buzzkillington

  • @thespiceman9367
    @thespiceman9367 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    Tyler has since made amazing progress- at 15, he hazed 12 freshmen by feeding them LSD and ditching them in a field 10 miles from OSU’s campus. Truly an inspiration ❤️

    • @QuinnSchickedanz
      @QuinnSchickedanz ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Such a prodigy and legend ❤️I just KNOW he’s going places 🫶🏼

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16184

    the writer for this episode must be from Michigan.

    • @johnnysimoncic3428
      @johnnysimoncic3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      exactinmidget92 lol

    • @doggo1098
      @doggo1098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Or Penn State

    • @johnnysimoncic3428
      @johnnysimoncic3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      doggo bruh r u dumb they don’t have a rivalry

    • @doggo1098
      @doggo1098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@johnnysimoncic3428 If you think that, then you don't know college football. People from Penn State at least can't stand ohio state although alabama is worse

    • @johnnysimoncic3428
      @johnnysimoncic3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      doggo ur so dumb, but I don’t wanna Hurt ur feelings about how u know nothing abt collage fb, but whatever...

  • @sirminimuffin4196
    @sirminimuffin4196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13986

    This actor must’ve had so much fun

  • @missiontobeaman3111
    @missiontobeaman3111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10446

    This isn’t accurate at all. A good buddy of line dropped out of OSU his freshman year. He wasn’t just a drunk, he had a crippling coke addiction too.

    • @nickdtv9401
      @nickdtv9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Mission to be A Man I like soda as well

    • @hiesjoe2110
      @hiesjoe2110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Coke is ok, but how would you get drunk off of soda?

    • @alexszig1099
      @alexszig1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Mission to be A Man was using the word “line” instead of “mine” intentional as well?

    • @necessaryevil7777
      @necessaryevil7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ofc he tried to be a multi athlete no wonder he burned out

    • @eganelento
      @eganelento 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      * mine

  • @PhilMoskowitz
    @PhilMoskowitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    I was happy to discover he finished his Graduate degree at Florida State.

    • @aidanalvarez6088
      @aidanalvarez6088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Florida 💀💀

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nothing to fuel your alcoholism better than all you can drink at Potbelly's, Bullwinkles, and The Strip!

    • @spearmintlatios9047
      @spearmintlatios9047 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also became a dietician after he lost 15 pounds due to his cocaine addiction he found at recess

    • @firewarrior9999
      @firewarrior9999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard he ended up becoming the face of orientation for new students.

  • @anomalocaris2593
    @anomalocaris2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4058

    Tyler is now 17 and works in middle management, he is hated by his employees and makes 3 times more than you. What a prodigy

    • @cruyffssoul2397
      @cruyffssoul2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Context and source?

    • @layla3320
      @layla3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      @@cruyffssoul2397 source: just trust me bro

    • @drcgaming4195
      @drcgaming4195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      did he lose a year or 2 of life? theres 6 years difference between 2015 and 2021 not 4 years

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@drcgaming4195 It takes 4-5 years to graduate

    • @drcgaming4195
      @drcgaming4195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anomalocaris2593 i mean he was 13 in the vid so 13 + 6 = 19 unless im skipping a year

  • @piritajennaFIN
    @piritajennaFIN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9123

    "So young and yet so disgusting" 😂😂😂

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Thank you for taking the time to help the deaf community by quoting a line from this video, as if the reader of this comment themself didn't watch it.

    • @user-jt3fo4zj7h
      @user-jt3fo4zj7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      98kll

    • @Brodyedminster
      @Brodyedminster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@dogsdreamtoo8427 how dare someone think something is funny

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you for copy-pasting annoying replies!

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dead25m 24 people thought it was funny

  • @JFLD8
    @JFLD8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    My family never supported my professional drinking dreams.

    • @TheeMizver
      @TheeMizver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @anandkumarrohal5761
      @anandkumarrohal5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheeMizver me to

    • @AryaEZAF
      @AryaEZAF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neither did mine unfortunately

    • @bennett7658
      @bennett7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @King White Knight my parents are also so unsupportive, why cant they accept thr fact i want to be on ny second liver before i become an adult, if i want to keep competing i need a fresh start

    • @poopypooppoop1042
      @poopypooppoop1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats why you always put it in soda or hide it in a in a separate bottle and very slowly take a little bit at a time

  • @angelgodplace
    @angelgodplace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Most sober student in Ohio

    • @YOURMOM53100
      @YOURMOM53100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s that damn kids metabolism

  • @Blipblorpus
    @Blipblorpus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    the onion IS NOT satire. its just crazy shit that hasnt happened yet

    • @micah_lee
      @micah_lee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they have a series on news from the future (like 2100 I think?)

    • @magneticbulldog3063
      @magneticbulldog3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@micah_lee or maybe just 2020

    • @babyyoda9407
      @babyyoda9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They exist in a parallel universe

    • @jaxenaz
      @jaxenaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY

    • @mro4922
      @mro4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      even then, it probably has already and its just not recorded/documented

  • @robertshaw6138
    @robertshaw6138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Who ever thought of this is a genius

    • @dolphh
      @dolphh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legit the thousandth like 🤝🤟🏽

    • @minimalist4667
      @minimalist4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So then it’s Tyler himself

  • @RoskinGreenrake
    @RoskinGreenrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4414

    ''I can't wait to see what amazing problems lie in store for you'' lolol

  • @edwinmerrick1375
    @edwinmerrick1375 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    And he's now a Supreme Court Justice.

    • @evan9-g5b
      @evan9-g5b 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bar

    • @evan9-g5b
      @evan9-g5b 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BART simpson

    • @gabbyhyman1246
      @gabbyhyman1246 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Bravo!!!!!

  • @jacobpowell9941
    @jacobpowell9941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5213

    That "come on, let's get fucked up" was perfect. This kid is great

    • @jacklevis988
      @jacklevis988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Best line

    • @CyanicCore
      @CyanicCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly, that made me a little concerned for whether this experience would influence him... but again, he is 13, so who knows?

    • @mito88
      @mito88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the parents deserve praise

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was surprised FSU let this one get away.

    • @constantinosschinas4503
      @constantinosschinas4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, while looking the hostess in a very... funky way lol.

  • @ThePopushi
    @ThePopushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7534

    *His sideburns* omg LOL

    • @shuga6266
      @shuga6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t get it, are they really long ?

    • @sirsalmonater8734
      @sirsalmonater8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@shuga6266 they looked really long. Turns out I was wrong. Its just his hair 0:57

    • @lierlimelemon3785
      @lierlimelemon3785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jschlatt kid

    • @shhmule
      @shhmule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll admit they look strange.

    • @Mck499
      @Mck499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Immaculate my hair does same thing

  • @maxastna5939
    @maxastna5939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5758

    So this is where jake and logan paul went

    • @708mattt
      @708mattt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Max Astna Jake wouldn’t even be able to get in, he had like a 2.0 GPA in high school

    • @sean_1087
      @sean_1087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max Astna i agree

    • @samuelelwell7575
      @samuelelwell7575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did do hs in ohio tho ('_')

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dan Bowl no he didnt.. im from ohio and he went to ohio state uni. there's other colleges similar with the ohio state part but he definitely went to ohio state university

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dan Bowl yeah, guess they cant think of any good names also sorry if my original comment was a bit rude btw

  • @imightbebiased9311
    @imightbebiased9311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "We knew this was someone who belongs at the Ohio State University."
    Too real, Onion...

    • @nvgboiyes6386
      @nvgboiyes6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only in Ohio

    • @kafukamura
      @kafukamura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗵𝗶𝗼

    • @samuelh1766
      @samuelh1766 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Go bucks

  • @oneofthelastsurvivingramra7105
    @oneofthelastsurvivingramra7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    Imagine being an Ohio state alumni and watching this
    You must be so proud

    • @tommyciaciura8488
      @tommyciaciura8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Currently at OSU and I am so so proud

    • @SP-ey5vx
      @SP-ey5vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Omg me

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      As an Ohio State alum, I am proud that my school is well-known enough to make this joke work. There are much better party schools around, even in the same state, but the joke would have fallen flat.

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m a current student that has literally never been to a party (and I’m a second year so I did have the opportunity lol) and I’m still proud

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexreid1173 Right I'm a 5th year and ive yet to go to one

  • @Spineless-Lobster
    @Spineless-Lobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    “Next up is how you can walk past the clothing store with the mannequin that terrifies you.”
    That spoke to me on a spiritual level.

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I spent the last 25 years of my life studying mannequins in the wilderness of Malls, and I can assure you, the mannequin is more scared of you, than you are scared of him, he freezes in place out of fear, I have witnessed some people even undressing the mannequin without him putting a fight.
      the trick is to look it in the chest, this triggers a freeze reaction in the mannequin.

    • @lashawnablanton4649
      @lashawnablanton4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah there's a lot of those stores on osu campus

    • @zyuukii
      @zyuukii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Belal Abu Sultan LMFAOO

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@belalabusultan5911 thank you for informing us!

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kingt0295
      you are welcome lol

  • @seriyooow310
    @seriyooow310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2972

    "So young and yet so disgusting"

  • @kery_5131
    @kery_5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    If my kid doesn't turn out like this, I'm returning it

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That sounds like it might be a painful affair for the mother

  • @robertkelley4052
    @robertkelley4052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    I feel like I just witnessed the making of a gta 5 radio station ad

    • @strikers_casebeast2788
      @strikers_casebeast2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aahaha, ngl, true af

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The entirety of the Onion is GTA Canon as of now hahah

    • @omar90s91
      @omar90s91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah hahahhaha

    • @bawkray
      @bawkray 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy sht bro

    • @cyrusyabuddy3143
      @cyrusyabuddy3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have been looking for this comment in every onion videos. It's exactly outta gta v television show or radio broadcast

  • @billrichardson6620
    @billrichardson6620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2578

    I saw this guy chugging a four loko before our calculus class! Total badass

    • @itoukka7341
      @itoukka7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U know this is fake? LMAO

    • @billrichardson6620
      @billrichardson6620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      itoukka lol of course it was a joke

    • @selling1760
      @selling1760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      itoukka r/ wooooosh

    • @tofuclan548
      @tofuclan548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      this is legit i drank with him at a party

    • @spyroapplesauce
      @spyroapplesauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      itoukka r/whoOoOoOoOsh.

  • @JM-tn9vm
    @JM-tn9vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    When your 13 but your liver is 35

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When you're* 13 ...

    • @Zukias
      @Zukias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ye cos 35 y/o's are well known for getting ill with age related diseases... 🤔

    • @coloradostrong
      @coloradostrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "When _you're_ 13". As in "you are".

    • @TheNumberOrTheDessert
      @TheNumberOrTheDessert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zukias they obviously meant years of drinking to 35

    • @stargirl3459
      @stargirl3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MartinIsRunning
    @MartinIsRunning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “Yeah I’m just like everyone else. I go to class, I show up wasted, and I leave early.”
    Kid actually did go to college.

  • @eliegbert8121
    @eliegbert8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3830

    leaked footage of child jake paul

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's a Cleveland bitch boy,
      OSU is in Columbus, over 100 miles away.

    • @rickyrick5586
      @rickyrick5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s a young stevewilldoit!🤣🤣🤣

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming up next watch him hang somone in a forrest and post it on yt

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explains a lot it really does...

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vallisdaemonumofficial Because only people from Columbus go to OSU, right? That's pretty darn incredible.

  • @elilester9828
    @elilester9828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    I go to OSU. Professor tells us about a field trip and the first response of my class mates was to ask "can we bring beer". We could. They did.

    • @aj76257
      @aj76257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LOL. I go to OSU as well. What class allowed this?

    • @faithismine128
      @faithismine128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Eli Lester That's it. I'm going to OSU.

    • @devinf5618
      @devinf5618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      aj76257 u seem like ur tryna report the teacher

    • @joeleft2897
      @joeleft2897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’d bring bud

    • @cesartemp22
      @cesartemp22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      My guy.... did you just say field trip.... in college??😂😂

  • @ResurrectionRefuge
    @ResurrectionRefuge 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    Surprised Florida State wasn't able to recruit him.

    • @ThisGuyRides
      @ThisGuyRides 9 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      They already signed two ten year olds, no need for this kid.

    • @vincentpol
      @vincentpol 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      too old.

    • @MrBignick88
      @MrBignick88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      their was interest from Arizona state

    • @mulletboater
      @mulletboater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      While advanced, he was not advanced enough. That is an ELITE program.

    • @OctodadUnderstudy
      @OctodadUnderstudy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn, not even this kid would go to FSU lmao

  • @ZaleARogers
    @ZaleARogers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Dear Onion,
    While watching this video, I noticed that the reporters had said they were going to review paper towels after the shown segment. However, towards the end of this segment, it is clearly stated that the reporters were going to "teach you how to walk past that store with the scary mannequin". These two promises are very conflicting, and I don't know which to believe. I'm involving my lawyers in this, and you won't be seeing me watch or comment on your videos anytime soon.
    Thank you,
    Your Ex-Viewer

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This shall not stand 💪

    • @angrysquirrel187
      @angrysquirrel187 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      After they said they were comparing paper towel brands, they said you were going to need to find something else to watch. The mannequin story was for the wise who knew the paper towel story was a ruse.

    • @ZaleARogers
      @ZaleARogers ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@angrysquirrel187 holy shit you're a genius

    • @sharky582
      @sharky582 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe all the paper towels were used up to clean the drinks he spilled...

    • @lennypayne4241
      @lennypayne4241 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Guess they’re just gunna do both of these next segment.

  • @Zula_The_Squid
    @Zula_The_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4551

    What the Americans call drinking prodigy, we here in Germany call a normal boy with normal needs.

    • @bruhboii2583
      @bruhboii2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wow didn't expect to stumble across you here, love you're music keep it up

    • @Zula_The_Squid
      @Zula_The_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@bruhboii2583 I'm honored that I was found on this distant and foreign place of the internet.
      I will never stop.
      Thank you 🙇

    • @literallytrash1869
      @literallytrash1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha yes :D

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen Korea?

    • @muhammadn.cheema998
      @muhammadn.cheema998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      checked out your channel, found it to be cool. subbed

  • @emanuelnamseth1469
    @emanuelnamseth1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Legend has it Tyler is still at Ohio state on a full drinking Scholarship. Working on a Doctorate in alcoholism. I am hoping to aspire to be like Tyler.

  • @aravind4036
    @aravind4036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    It's fake guys, he got into Harvard not Ohio.

    • @Pbchris3
      @Pbchris3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's gunna be a Harvard drop out watch

    • @toastpiece3382
      @toastpiece3382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're stupid honestly he went to YALE

    • @tragicfail6327
      @tragicfail6327 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @edinfific2576
    @edinfific2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This kid is living the dream that so many youths nowadays aspire to.
    Such a lifetime achievement!

  • @bladegtr34
    @bladegtr34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    OSU better be careful, I heard a rumor that USC, Texas State, and NYU have been sending beer trucks to local middle schools for possible scouting prospects.

    • @noahsupersaga4057
      @noahsupersaga4057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blade GTR yeah lol

    • @andyabreu5627
      @andyabreu5627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @jumpthenoob not top 10 but ok

    • @aidengarcia1340
      @aidengarcia1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jumpthenoob well fuck you then u don’t even know what Ohio’s like u dumb bitch😂

    • @aidengarcia1340
      @aidengarcia1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jumpthenoob shit my bad that wasn’t to u my guy it was to iso Corp or some shit

    • @aidengarcia1340
      @aidengarcia1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iso Corp well fuck u then u don’t even know what Ohio’s like u dumb bitch😂

  • @yona5411
    @yona5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4073

    Fake we all know Ohio isn't real

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I was so confused on what an Ohio was. I went to Google it and nothings there

    • @kyraunderwood9477
      @kyraunderwood9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ohio was eliminated.

    • @michaelfosnaught2238
      @michaelfosnaught2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ohio is taking over the entire US.. soon there will be nothing but Ohio

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Isn’t it the thing that gets in the way of getting from the east to the west coast (and vice versa) in a convenient amount of time?

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@michaelfosnaught2238 the real question is if they can take over indiana. onion news was the only news to cover the story on when indiana was taking over north america

  • @Sphere723
    @Sphere723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    He should have come to Wisconsin. I'm tired of Ohio State getting all the good recruits.

    • @Sketch1994
      @Sketch1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sometimes you have to be a little more competitive to beat the game...

    • @editorrbr2107
      @editorrbr2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMFAO.
      Take pride in the fact that you can coach up the three* budding alcoholics to an elite level.

    • @Sphere723
      @Sphere723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@editorrbr2107 Yeah, Wisconsin has good development, but you can only do so much against a God given liver like that.

    • @artstsym
      @artstsym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look, we do very little else as a state. This is the talent we breed.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least you get good offensive linemen.

  • @Black-bk4xf
    @Black-bk4xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Ain't no way he making it out Ohio now dawg 💀

    • @jdisismdodnwlsj4972
      @jdisismdodnwlsj4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMFAOO

    • @Skrillful
      @Skrillful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're literally not funny. Emphasis on "literally"

    • @Black-bk4xf
      @Black-bk4xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Skrillful aw did i hurt the little furrys feelings? Sorry I couldn't use the correct pronouns

    • @anthonyryan6208
      @anthonyryan6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Black-bk4xf cry

    • @DagreenApple
      @DagreenApple ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what the hell oh mah gawd, no wayhayhayahhy

  • @nazaine1764
    @nazaine1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Liver.exe stopped working.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 9 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    The Onion has been on a roll lately

    • @fuzzjunky
      @fuzzjunky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeh? this was awkward and terrible

    • @Goldenblade14
      @Goldenblade14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More specifically, one of Olive Garden's delicious garlic rolls.

    • @fuzzjunky
      @fuzzjunky 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      prolly a few pizzas too

    • @JacobHartnett
      @JacobHartnett 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love Onion rolls...

    • @hy8399
      @hy8399 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** No, you're the one is awkward.

  • @lazyhomebody1356
    @lazyhomebody1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Half my high school friends chose their college based on how much of a 'party school' it was. My parents went to OSU...hmmmm

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sounds like your friends aren't planning on being very productive members of society then lol

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@draydengee9060 Musicians and writers and painters maybe...so they can sleep til noon!

    • @yuyuyuyuu6207
      @yuyuyuyuu6207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      choosing school based on party occurences? so damn americans are like in those movies

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yuyuyuyuu6207 ? The guy clearly said "his friends" not ALL AMERICANS. Get off your high horse, dipsht.

    • @davepatois297
      @davepatois297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@avidadolares nobody personally attacked you so you're not obligated to respond as if you were insulted. I don't know about the other americans but you surely aren't a very bright one.

  • @theseaarenaGD
    @theseaarenaGD ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If I see one more "Only in Ohio" joke, I'll eat a pencil

    • @donxx1206
      @donxx1206 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      only in ohio

  • @erichofmeister521
    @erichofmeister521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I bartend on Osu campus, this is incredibly accurate!

  • @AdamLacy228
    @AdamLacy228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I immediately lost it at "you should probably find something else to watch, then." 😂

    • @Jinzo361
      @Jinzo361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfao me too!

    • @smggam3r906
      @smggam3r906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people actually think this is real 😰

  • @firemonkey1015
    @firemonkey1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3268

    “Just like everybody else, I go to class, I show up wasted, I leave early”

    • @sulfurical7439
      @sulfurical7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Fuck man how do you not have your account deleted

    • @SomebodyWon
      @SomebodyWon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sulfurical7439 Cause the symbol isn't bad?

    • @dixienormous2355
      @dixienormous2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Nice swastikas bro, your’e edgy af

    • @chuhg9267
      @chuhg9267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you’re such a bad person

    • @winfield1775
      @winfield1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Somebody ever heard of nazis?

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone from the midwest, I can appreciate the multiple layers of dissed on Ohio State that we always heard. Top tier

  • @justonemori
    @justonemori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Update: This kid is a Jr now. The bad news is he gave up drinking. The good news is he's a pothead instead.

    • @revingameingultimate4635
      @revingameingultimate4635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kev Ro pot, Reafer, the good stuff, grass got any other names and bob marley got that one from a movie

    • @ItinerantIntrovert
      @ItinerantIntrovert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He actually got through the cocktail party meet-and-greet segment of the Rhodes Scholarship app process by winning at beer pong with Bill Clinton.

    • @yancarlosbeltran5543
      @yancarlosbeltran5543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this video a joke

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a minor in snack-food studies.

    • @joeshmoe5316
      @joeshmoe5316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They grow up so fast

  • @gabrielleelaine4093
    @gabrielleelaine4093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4621

    Ok I legit thought this was real for a sec 😂

  • @cmotown
    @cmotown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I didn't realize this was the onion at first lol

    • @derekmiller2797
      @derekmiller2797 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one random guy in the comments same tho lmao

    • @aubryannatrujillo7130
      @aubryannatrujillo7130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ksy4747
      @ksy4747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah me neither. At first I was like..wtf am I watching???

    • @delia2988
      @delia2988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Aiden-xv1ei
      @Aiden-xv1ei 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @AlpineShenanigans
    @AlpineShenanigans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm kind of disappointed that the video didn't continue for another minute, scary manikins are a real bane of my existence...they just stand there all day, watching, knowing...

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't watch Doctor Who.

  • @anthony-ny1bc
    @anthony-ny1bc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    I feel dumb for thinking this is real..

    • @samsclips5215
      @samsclips5215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CookedFriedBeanHead Sameeee

    • @rosy_4797
      @rosy_4797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CookedFriedBeanHead same😂😂

    • @marcthesickfuck721
      @marcthesickfuck721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not alone lmao

    • @delia2988
      @delia2988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @emilioguzman4866
      @emilioguzman4866 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck k thought it was real and stupid

  • @petri2946
    @petri2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “So young and yet so disgusting!”

  • @vincentbahro9055
    @vincentbahro9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Good thing they‘re comparing paper towel brands later, with all that beer on the floor

  • @maybe339
    @maybe339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This video was ahead of its time

    • @bush4821
      @bush4821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Monkeypox (Nigerian flu) ohio memes

    • @UraniumFractal
      @UraniumFractal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why should comedy be framed in reference to shitty internet memes

    • @danacoleman4007
      @danacoleman4007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      in what way?

    • @maybe339
      @maybe339 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danacoleman4007 idk Unc, you tell me.

  • @KevinShinwoo
    @KevinShinwoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I can't wait to see what amazing problems lie in store for you" This channel is so underrated. Why on earth does it not get more attention? It's a true hidden gem.

    • @cheated4687
      @cheated4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KevinShinwoo you're joking right there is no hidden gem

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheated4687 Lies

    • @cheated4687
      @cheated4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KevinShinwoo i can't tell if ur serious or not

    • @cheated4687
      @cheated4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KevinShinwoo if you're not joking then you're stupid

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cheated4687 Not sure what you find so difficult to believe in my comment. I said nothing outrageous.

  • @callofmeme
    @callofmeme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    "was shotgunning by 7" XD

  • @jungleanimalhunter5414
    @jungleanimalhunter5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “you wanna play”
    “come on lets get fucked up” killed me😂

  • @cade8986
    @cade8986 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shoutout to my man. He’s drinking age now

  • @NicholasRiviera
    @NicholasRiviera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    35% of the comments are trolls pretending to think it is real. 15% are trolls trying to troll them, that it's actually real. Other 25% are people not understanding the first and the second troll and explaining it is fake. 10% are people complaining about the trolls. Another 38% are people complaining about the people thinking it is actually real, which are actually trolls. And another 14% think it is actually real. Then 12% are trolls throwing around random percentages. And 5% are people who reply to those people, complaining about the percentages.

    • @vexivero
      @vexivero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      109% of statistics utilize numbers

    • @Psistarstormer
      @Psistarstormer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And there's a few comments with statistics.

    • @Intanius
      @Intanius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      People can come up with statistics to prove anything , forfty percent of all people know that.

    • @lolzomgz1337
      @lolzomgz1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NicholasRiviera How many people actually think it's fake?

    • @NicholasRiviera
      @NicholasRiviera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lolzomgz1337 Well, I said that 14% think it is real. This would mean that about 93% think it is real, if I did my math right.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    As an OSU alumni, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
    Backwards ball caps, as far as the eye can see.

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alumni as well. My building was right up the street from Ohio Stadium. Saturday mornings on campus looked like an international backwards cap convention sponsored by Abercrombie & Fitch

    • @williamneumyer7147
      @williamneumyer7147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Alumnus" - masc. 2nd decl. nom. sing.

  • @FloppyDiskMaster
    @FloppyDiskMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Nobody:
    Freshmen in the bathroom:

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      meaning

    • @evanthefish1857
      @evanthefish1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh you mean the juul room

    • @cagedblaze
      @cagedblaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evanthefish1857 underrated comment

  • @0tuc
    @0tuc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Almost 10 years later I’m still trying to figure out how to walk by that store with that creepy mannequin.

  • @RySenkari
    @RySenkari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    About time the Big Ten starts landing five star drinking recruits, the SEC's been getting way too many of them lately.

  • @coldbrrains
    @coldbrrains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Later we're gonna tell you how to walk past the clothing store with the mannequin that terrifies you.”
    Underrated line.

  • @SolidIncMedia
    @SolidIncMedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Every now and again I'll watch this video, and lament over how I've wasted my life by not attending university.
    Someone told me university was more about education, and less about drinking, which was really disheartening, so I never went.
    Turns out that person was a horrible liar, and just a bad person to be around in general (they're out of my life now, fortunately), so I often spend cold winter days, staring out into the rain and thinking "I could have blacked out in that gutter" with a wistful sigh.

    • @absagargupta
      @absagargupta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's never too late to attend the University mate

    • @nicholas8476
      @nicholas8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it is 95% hard work.. Just the last 5% is also really fun, and pretty much exactly like this, or crazier.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most ambitious internet user

  • @lightsaber9590
    @lightsaber9590 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHY, why is it that every time I see an Onion video not knowing it's an Onion video, I fall for it with complete disbelief and anger lol

  • @flyingdics1
    @flyingdics1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Unrealistic. He'd be chanting "O-H" "I-O". Do your homework, Onion.

    • @XxRushx
      @XxRushx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they had done their homework they would of used UW Madison

    • @ItinerantIntrovert
      @ItinerantIntrovert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, ONION

    • @nicholas8476
      @nicholas8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m also pretty sure this wasn’t actually filmed at OSU.. Grounds look wrong..

  • @gabrielbarragan1472
    @gabrielbarragan1472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    He looks like the ppl from the grinch stole Christmas live action movie

    • @muaythaisaro3175
      @muaythaisaro3175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean a who fro. Whosvile

    • @volzman2172
      @volzman2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We call that being eccentric all true geniuses look weird.

  • @goodlydraws6007
    @goodlydraws6007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If Timmy turner joined a fraternity

  • @nic8671
    @nic8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:44 - What's UP?? lmao. You can stop it there..

  • @essscott1661
    @essscott1661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    It honestly ASTOUNDS me that some people think this is real? I’m actually confused on how that’s possible.

    • @rorymacdonald686
      @rorymacdonald686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      somethingretarded spoken like a true intellectual

    • @rorymacdonald686
      @rorymacdonald686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I try I fail true

    • @CharlieND
      @CharlieND 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I wouldn't put it past OSU

    • @aware5358
      @aware5358 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iso Corp ?

    • @Dampishcar123
      @Dampishcar123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Tracemi because Anyone can watch TH-cam.

  • @glane0680
    @glane0680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Stone Cold Steve Austin’s childhood home videos.

  • @vova12
    @vova12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    the future of America

    • @martyreking1048
      @martyreking1048 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      nope...its already here

    • @jamba2424
      @jamba2424 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THE future of America

    • @vova12
      @vova12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wobbly868 not really

    • @PatrickSommers
      @PatrickSommers 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      martyre king true

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      G'day,
      Ah, well, y'see Grasshopper, you spelled it wrongfully..; to duly reflect the Strategic (In)Security considerations of the Excited States of AmeriKa it is better to adopt the more emotive and evocative phonetic depiction...
      If one seeks to be completely geographically accurate, then a fuller expression might be "Excited States of Norte AmeriKano", and at it's extreme version "ArmedmeriKano"...
      But, fear not, it won't be The Future for long...; as the Economy collapses further it becomes too expensive for children to afford to get drunk, and there's probably goanna be plenty of Crystal Methamphetamine cornering the market on Chemical Euphoria for the desperate, the anxious, and the hopeless..(?).
      ;-p
      Ciao !

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On behalf of Ohio state alumni, THE Ohio State University.

  • @notthegratest4560
    @notthegratest4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    As someone from Ohio, this is VERY accurate

    • @cruyffssoul2397
      @cruyffssoul2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you please elaborate. I’d like to know more on this 😂

    • @brrrr1584
      @brrrr1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ohio states a fucking party school. It was my top college, until I realized how everyone’s fucking drunk and high. Now I’m planning on going to different college

    • @jacobgross3694
      @jacobgross3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brrrr1584 are you thinking of Ohio University?

    • @brrrr1584
      @brrrr1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

    • @brrrr1584
      @brrrr1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohio university is worse though

  • @mrhfrc8470
    @mrhfrc8470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Where is the segment on that terrifying mannequin?? I walk around the entire mall to avoid it.

  • @Aro2220
    @Aro2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Imagine traveling back in time and letting everyone know that the most legitimate news source in 2019 are back dated episodes of the Onion.
    What the fuck is going on?

  • @ahoneyman
    @ahoneyman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had to take a creative writing course for an English requirement in college. I wrote an 8 page essay comparing malt liquor. I had the professor howling.

  • @Brianpeppers15
    @Brianpeppers15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    best onion content in a while! this was gold!

  • @isac0325
    @isac0325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Job interviews: you got any talents
    Me:

  • @virginiatembo2058
    @virginiatembo2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I can't wait to see what amazing problems lie in store for you" took me out!

  • @deadtake2664
    @deadtake2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s sad that these type of onion videos don’t come out anymore

  • @andrewholub1632
    @andrewholub1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He is now a proud alumni of Brohio State University.

  • @VivianSpawnxox
    @VivianSpawnxox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    This kid seems like he is heading in the right direction, in college at 13 wow!
    I more relate to the terrifying mannequin in stores. I feel like they are moving slowly and might reach out and grab me sometimes. :(

    • @n4223r
      @n4223r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I just shared the video with you, but looks like you beat me to it.

    • @VivianSpawnxox
      @VivianSpawnxox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg that is so freaky! :O

    • @VivianSpawnxox
      @VivianSpawnxox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you need to desensitize your self and hang out in a store and touch them. lol Have you seen that episode of DR. Who might have been 1st or 2nd. mannequins all up in that episode. :S they chase the people around!.

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      VivianSpawn +shivers+ I know what you mean! I walked past one clothing store and I swear one of them had their outreached to try and grab me. :(

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      VivianSpawn Like those Weeping Angels in Doctor Who. +shivers even more so+

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    ''we'll be comparing papel towel brands, so you prbably should find something else to wtch then" Hahahahahaha That's hilarious

  • @apib4000
    @apib4000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This takes only in Ohio to another level.

  • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
    @ULTRAKILLPenelope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    NO joke this sounds like something Ohio State would do.

    • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
      @ULTRAKILLPenelope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Kyla Dumont I'm the snowflake yet you're the one who felt the need to be offended by my existence alone. Yeah that makes sense LMAO

    • @weaboonation3402
      @weaboonation3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like your flags

    • @Slippin_Jimmy_
      @Slippin_Jimmy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Kyla Dumont You're going to flaunt your identity while telling them they can't do the same? You must be a drinking prodigy as well.

    • @user-rs2gv4vk1g
      @user-rs2gv4vk1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      love your profile pic :3

    • @katleangottago6421
      @katleangottago6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kyla Dumont Bitch what?

  • @armydog20
    @armydog20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Being an OSU alumni I gotta say this was funny

  • @deadman12078
    @deadman12078 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Incredibly troubling viewing unchecked, underage, alcohol abuse. I can't believe they were so calm watching him spill all that beer on the floor.

    • @narutorasengantube
      @narutorasengantube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its satire you dunce

    • @TheeRottenCurry
      @TheeRottenCurry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Sla Mor Literally the dumbest person I've ever seen.

    • @FATToney12
      @FATToney12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Way to be racist.

    • @dosbomb
      @dosbomb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PissedFechtmeister A fair punishment. Truly, we have a righteous and just God.

    • @FATToney12
      @FATToney12 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      matchu4444 Dude. You're so kinky.

  • @neon_gaming8377
    @neon_gaming8377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i swear they predicted "only in ohio" humor

  • @marissa6557
    @marissa6557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    *THE ohio state university

  • @gefagnis
    @gefagnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I cant stop watching these onion reports dude im addicted

  • @tobyech9746
    @tobyech9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now I’ll never know how to walk past the clothing store with the mannequin that terrifies me

  • @abcddcba09
    @abcddcba09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This video along with the one with the poor kid winning the Spelling Bee makes the Onion world so consistent!!

  • @babylonhasfallen1329
    @babylonhasfallen1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My roommate at ABV Community College just turned 12 and he could drink this kid under the table. He’s currently being recruited by all the major D1 drinking schools but his parents want him to go pro instead.

  • @revenger211
    @revenger211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "so young, yet so disgusting"
    isn't that every baby?

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Persephone Muzingeaux babies are like long-term investments, have enough patience, play your cards right and your baby will mature into a successful person. Then since you were a good parent, they will support you when you're in need. dunno why you hate long-term investments man also, you do realize that you were a baby yourself right

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Persephone Muzingeaux shit you're right

    • @ritam8767
      @ritam8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right when they are born, they are covered in slime, so yes. But not really after that.

  • @antichound4904
    @antichound4904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What a prodigious little young man!

  • @ahmadashraf7922
    @ahmadashraf7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Onion way ahead of time. Lol