On a somewhat tangential note - I'm a dead rinmager for Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesn and now convicted felon. We're talking "separated at birth" identical. Up until November, 2015 I had a fairly steady part time gig entertaining at kids' birthday parties, posing as Fogle. For a reasonable fee, I'd provide the entertainment (former balloon animals and showing the kids the pants with a 48 inch waistline that "Jared" used to have to wear before he started eating Subway veggies subs everyday) and the food (a Subway platter). Needless to say, my tax returns for the past few years have shown a fairly significant reduction in income. My last gig was just after Thanksgiving in 2015. The people who had booked me had paid a deposit in advance, so they went ahead and had me come out with my balloons and five foot cold cut with six toppings on Italian herb bread. I ended up getting mauled by their German Shepherd who had been watching CNN a week or so earlier.
Just like astronauts eat Subway on Launch Time! Get it?
On a somewhat tangential note - I'm a dead rinmager for Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesn and now convicted felon. We're talking "separated at birth" identical. Up until November, 2015 I had a fairly steady part time gig entertaining at kids' birthday parties, posing as Fogle. For a reasonable fee, I'd provide the entertainment (former balloon animals and showing the kids the pants with a 48 inch waistline that "Jared" used to have to wear before he started eating Subway veggies subs everyday) and the food (a Subway platter). Needless to say, my tax returns for the past few years have shown a fairly significant reduction in income. My last gig was just after Thanksgiving in 2015. The people who had booked me had paid a deposit in advance, so they went ahead and had me come out with my balloons and five foot cold cut with six toppings on Italian herb bread. I ended up getting mauled by their German Shepherd who had been watching CNN a week or so earlier.
Jack went out to launch.
4. 3. 2. 1. And liftoff...
JACK?!
1998 was the first year Jared ate Subway.
Well, now he's eating another Subway in prison.