Had such a blast with this one. Brutal gore, creative kills, a vicious Leatherface, an actual chainsaw massacre, and gorgeous cinematography to boot. Loved it!
Just to defend the movie a bit, and I understand what you are saying, but leatherface was actually fixing it and pouring the gas into it. When the one sister is trying to sneak out of the house, you can actually hear him fixing it. At least thats what I'm taking it as but you can screws being screwed in (giggity) and pouring liquid. Just to help clarify and defend the movie to a point cause I actually enjoyed it. Great show guys!
Was coming here to say this same thing. When she tries to escape, the last time it shows the shot of the doorframe you hear the cap being screwed back on. Leatherface was tinkering with the chainsaw that whole time. Probably would have been better for J and others had they cut in shots of what he was doing instead of just sound effects.
The "Say my name" thing was so god damn dumb, and I SAID GOD DAMN. Exactly when did she walk up to him and amongst all that screaming go "By the way, my name is Sally Hardesty, or Hardesty-Enright, depending on things?" They never spoke one word to each other.
Well I think when people say he doesn't remember her. Personally I do believe that he does remember her but he just doesn't care because she's not important to him.
Hi Mike & J saw parts of the live stream … perfect as usual & and always successful!! Just would love to wish J a very 🎂 Birthday!! Lots of health and happiness for many many years ahead ! Luv you Dr. Loomis!❤️🌹Take care Mike & J Luv Linda 💕💀xx
The Thing (2011) Jay is talking about is a prequel to the original movie not a remake - Also since today is Jay's birthday I want to say happy birthday and hopefully he has a great day.
Leatherface was brutal so I'm satisfied. I wasn't expecting the amazing cinematography either . I really fucking wish they tried harder with the writing though hahaha. Thankfully I still had fun with it .
I think the Sally thing is the realistic satire of H2018. Elderly woman vs horror icon but for real. Although Sally is nothing like Laurie and Leatherface isn't supernatural like Michael and is also old. So I don't think they really thought it through.
One really cool aspect of TCM 22 that stood out for me is the way Leatherface was throwing shit around , dude was like Aaron Rodgers throwing sledgehammers and chainsaws haha
@@Nova-fh2et that wasn’t my intention but he just won league MVP so I shouted out the most relevant QB I could think of at the moment, Mike just happens to like the Packers so it just worked out that way lol guess I could have shouted out Joe brrr or Matty Stafford 🤷🏻♂️
Was at work.. Missed the original stream watching now though! Thanks as always guys! Halloween is my fav franchise but Laurie has got to go at this point! We need fresh ideas + characters.
The problems I had with it was the orphanage,mask and the immortality with leather face…it didn’t feel like a sequel to me..but as a it’s own movie I feel like I would like it a whole lot more
On pumpkinhead: have the Jurassic park crew handle it, they use practical dinos still in JW at the same time as it's cgi just like the 90s, and the original JP you can do that with pumpkinhead!
Part 2 had a deleted massacre. It makes sense given the amount of kills in the final cut. Also with the cut massacre the, funny/horror ratio of 1 and 2 is reversed.
Did anyone notice that leatherface had a tie on when he got the chainsaw to the face in the end. Don't want to nitpick but where did he get that from. It's like it just appeared.
Definitely think this movie is misunderstood. Haha, I understand those that don't like it, I wouldn't even call it a good movie, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Haha I enjoyed it, even in ways they didn't expect me to. Haha
I'd rank the TCM movies like this: (Best to worst) 1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) 4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) 5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw 3 Massacre 6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation 7. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 8. Texas Chainsaw
I guess they didn 't have the time to shoot flashbacks for any explanation of past events. Hearing about all the trouble during production I was surprised about what they accomplished with less money and time than planned. In the last years bigger productions with similar problems got more catastrophic results (remember Snowman?).
They aren't Sawyers in this movie, though. They're called the Slaughters in this continuity, which makes sense, since the gas station in the original has the Cook's (Drayton's) family name on the sign, and it was Slaughter. They WERE the Slaughters, and it wasn't until the second one that they were given more obvious names as the Sawyers.
I prefer TCM 2022 over Halloween Kills by far. I actually hated Halloween Kills and think it’s one of the more embarrassing efforts of a major horror franchise in a long time.
@@ReviewsRankingswithRobbySobel thats obvious and thats not the problem. Having a diffrent opinion is fine. the REASONING is the problem. You're inconsistent, hi hypocrite.
Mike they did find the title/deed to the house… that’s why the jerrycurl gir starts crying after she opens that lock box with the key she finds in the old lady’s bedroom
It's been coming for a while and I'd say it started with star wars and has spreaded all out. Fandom has become garbage with every franchise this is no exception. This was a top best chainsaw out there
I'm confused about Richter's business in this town. Was he the the only craftsman the influencer hired? Was he supposed to restaurate ALL the houses in the town alone? Man, he would have had a secure job for a decade!
That's a writer that hasn't worked a labor job a day in his life, because one guy, one week? What in the world could he even have accomplished TOWN WIDE. lol These are the plot holes that are sprinkled throughout that makes it seem like the plot was their least concern.
I was totally confused when that first murder went down. I didn't think that was Leatherface in the back of the van. The lady was referred to as the "mother" to the dude in the van with her. Since he's gotta be at least in his mid 70s Leatherface's mother would be over 100, or very close to 100, and that lady was nowhere near that old. I figured the two of them would have a connection to him, but I was completely dumbfounded when the craziness started, I was like who in the hell is THIS guy??!! I don't think I've ever seen anyone adopt someone older than they are as their child. That thought never even crossed my mind.......which was a sign of the stupidness to come. Unfortunately I was one of the few who had decent expectations for this movie. The "requel" trend has given us some really decent movies with the new Halloween's and the new Scream, so I had my fingers crossed the trend would continue. There's a million plot threads they start and abandon, the screenplay is horrible and an hour and twenty minutes gives you no time to flesh out the characters or the story. I thought what they did to Sally's character was ridiculous.....and the character doesn't add anything to the movie. Sally has never been one of those special "final girls" so nobody gives a crap about the character. However, if they HAD to drag her into the movie they should have made it worth it. They could have beefed the film up to 100 minutes and used that extra time to reintroduce the Sally character, get deeper into her backstory, given us some new flashbacks possibly and just have done a little work at making us care about the character......finally. I was hoping they would bring something a little new to the table, because people are expecting a little more from the big horror franchises now, the days of getting by with a film that has basically no script and no plot that exists solely as a showcase for a few clever death scenes isn't gonna cut it. Halloween 2018 showed that people want their slasher films to have some substance to them now. I figured the people behind this hot garbage probably took some pointers from Halloween 2018. The pointers they obviously took were "they gave the new Halloween reboot the title of the original and brought back the original star and it worked so let's do that!!" And they did that without bothering to pay attention to what actually made that Halloween reboot a success. They had a shot this time at completely erasing all of the horrid movies that have come before and laying a new foundation now with a quality film to jump off from and they fluffed it. It was bad enough to consider tearing it all down after ONE film and starting over. And jesus that horrible ending, they couldn't have made it more obvious he was going to pop up and drag the chick out of the car. I was crossing my fingers they weren't gonna do it when they started teasing you with it. The ending was really the last squirt of rotten icing on a green, festering cake. The decapitation looked horrible too. I'd day this is only for the diehard fans, but the diehard fans were expecting the A+ requel treatment that the new Halloween films and the new scream have gotten. This was an epic failure.
As someone who has generalized anxiety disorder/ PTSD/ panic attacks , I have a very tumultuous relationship w weed. However once I took an edible & watched what I thought was Frozen 2013- it was Frozen 2010 😂😂 kicked my ass
Ultimately, this film failed to provide the cinematic sophistication that would’ve restored respect to this franchise. Halloween Kills succeeded in that regard
hey guys i’ve been wondering if i should take a leap and try to start my own small podcast doing things like reviewing my favorite movies and things, does anyone think that’d be something they’re interested in? the horror genre needs more attention and i think we can all do that
Here’s the thing when comparing the kills in HKills vs TCM ‘22- it would be different if the firefighter scene/ the light bulb scene wasn’t shown in the trailer extensively, so I have to give it to TCM for the surprise value.
Seriously tho Blum, fix your marketing of Halloween trilogy. Follow the Scream- route in some respects, but show even less than that. I can make these criticisms out of love bc Halloween is my fav.
Couldn't agree with this more. TCM could have kept the bus scene out of the trailer but it in a way let us know that this movie was going to be a little wild when the first trailer had a super serious tone. HKills put the entire goddamn firefighter scene in the trailer.
That chainsaw was shot 3 times now tell me how the fuck it was still working lol or how he threw the fucking chainsaw at her ankles, she got hit and fell down and somehow was able to walk! Like what!!?
Well if Laurie can hold her own one on one with Michael using a frying pan and live through it, while a bunch of fire fighters holding saws and axes get destroyed by Michael in kills…. I think Sally can get off one last shot at leather face after he opened her up with the saw lol….. And Am I wrong or was the moral of the story of Halloween 18 and kills was that all Michael was trying to do was go home???? That made sense to you????
Kid rocks mom, aka Ted Nugent, aka dog the bounty hunter 😂😂😂😂 This movie is definitely taken for granted. Not the best movie ever but it gave me the feeling that the slasher craze is coming back like the 80s. So much gore and blood and brutal killer. This is a good TCM movie for being released on Netflix!
What’s crazy is this movie (and it may have been on purpose idk) happened in real life minus the massacring. There’s a tiny town in west Texas called Marfa that a bunch of hipsters bought up and made it a tourist destination lol kind of weird
I think someone should tell J that the guy who directed The Godfather 1 and 2, yes and 3 but let's ignore that for now, also directed Jack, a terrible Robin Williams movie, just because you did good for some films doesn't mean you cannot make crap with others. Also I think Batman Forever shows it's not a studio issue alone, I mean I doubt the studio was like ah yeas we need nipples on the suits, and cod pieces, children love a cod piece, and shots of Batman's booty, that is what the little tikes want to see. I think it was another situation as Raimi with Spidey 3, the director got their knickers in a twist and let the move tank because of it, because it's not their money, which is also why I don't automatically side with the directors, because especially with IP properties like this, it's not their IP, it's not their money, it's not their movie, they are work for hire, so do the work you are hired to do imo, it's when you get a Snyder/Whedon situation or like what happened with one of the TCM movies, where they take the movie off of the director after they filmed the movie where I think it's in bad form, but giving them direction? It's their money why shouldn't they have say? Not like Schumacher didn't know to expect it after Forever.
Never been a fan of the TCM films so wont be watching this one, glad the fella's enjoyed it though, I read that Alvarez said the events of the original sequels are canon to this film, so yeah Leatherface has got to be supernatural by this point, maybe all that human flesh has bestowed upon him extra lives? one for every victim he has consumed? So I never realised the narrator for the TCM was the villain in the 90's Richie Rich film, I dunno about anyone else but that thought makes me chuckle.
As much as I want to give the movie credit for having an actual chainsaw massacre, the way it was executed kinda makes me think there was a good reason for that...maybe if they had more people trying to do something about it rather than pretty much submitting to death it wouldn't bother me but we know how dumb decisions and slasher movies go together so whatever🤷🏿♂️....its a perfectly watchable slasher requel though
Movie was trash! The acting was atrocious and horribly irritating. Netflix has deep enough pockets to at least scout a location that either better resembles Texas or has more of a Texas feel. That would create a more TCM atmosphere and could've made the movie tolerable. This had the feel of a straight to tv/DVD #5 sequel feel
The more I think about the movie the more I dislike it. It's like biting into a piece of chocolate that you expect to have filling but it's just empty inside. Sure the chocolate is fine but you really expected something more.
It’s time we move on past Jamie Lee Curtis, and do a Halloween w/ a younger Michael (hell have Airon Armstrong play him) that returns to the essence of Halloween 4 (minus the mask) w/ a whole new character selection & less focus on the typical Hadddonfield template.
hate to break it to ya, but Halloween 4's essence is so far from the original. besides, that IS the typical haddonfield template. its time we move past those sequels like 4 and keep Michel unique like Carpenter intended. We already had 30 something years of essence you're referring to. i dont see them returning to such inferior stuff after this
@@CuriousCorduroywell that's what I get for seeing only the second half of the movie. I didn't say it was terrible I just thought the ending was hilarious. Okay so they're sisters not lesbians it's still hilarious.
I agree that TCM (2022) is way landslides more brutal as most the gore is shown and a lot of it is very creative in execution and timing. The only scene I will give Halloween Kills is the staircase scene where Michael kills the boyfriend. TCM also has more gore to the minute in terms of just throwing brutality and kills to the viewer. Yes the movie is shorter but Halloween Kills was supposed to and should’ve been way more focused on Michael instead of the humans and the family. (Extra thought) I like the context and premise of the ending massacre in Halloween Kills, but I personally think it was one of the worst takes of wasted potential. I would’ve really perfected a close shot of him waking up and killing the first victim but then transfer it to a wide shot of him slashing down every person that beat him. So you get to see the massacre and the brutality of Myers. His smarts allowing him to almost John Wick the shit out of the people surrounding him. Maybe then we could see Tommy slowly backing up in fear as he realizes there truly is no stopping him. In which Michael grabs him before he is able to turn and run. Jabbing him very harshly to end that massacre.
lmaooooooo good thing you will never touch a Halloween movie "Maybe then we could see Tommy slowly backing up in fear as he realizes there truly is no stopping him." except that did hppen in the film, with tommy and half the other people he killed. Thanks for showing you didnt pay attention to Kills. something as bland as TCM however, i wont even speak on how bad it was.
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 that never happened, tommy watched him slash everyone then stood there stupidly, in which he went to swing that bat and got stabbed. Kinda dumb that he didn’t just run while he was slashing the others. Like the writing was poor. Good thing you will never touch any movie if you believe that ending was 100% the best
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 I payed attention to kills as I recognize it has many problems writing and character wise. The best part of that movie was Michael and how they treated him. It’s a decisive movie so stop trying to act like it was a masterpiece. I never said TCM 2022 was a masterpeice just said that it was fun for the quick hour 30 the movie spends on just giving you brutality. It didn’t take itself seriously at all, and yes I would’ve preferred a serious TCM but for what we got it was entertaining. (Not a masterpiece)
@@JoeGrizz1y "I payed attention to kills as I recognize it has many problems writing and character wise. (you CLAIM that, yet mention none lol) The best part of that movie was Michael and how they treated him. (more vague, inarticulate rambling. The irony that you're this bad at writing but you're trying to critcize those who write way better than you do) It’s a decisive movie so stop trying to act like it was a masterpiece. I never said TCM 2022 was a masterpeice just said that it was fun for the quick hour 30 the movie spends on just giving you brutality. (Im nit acting like its a masterpiece, just pointing out your double standard. Fro all your crying about Kills, your bar is severely low for TCM) It didn’t take itself seriously at all, and yes I would’ve preferred a serious TCM but for what we got it was entertaining. (Not a masterpiece) (are you done saying NOTHING yet? How about you stop trying to act like you;re competent enough to judge screenwriting
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 1. Laurie character is basically written into the background cause they realize they have to many stories to deal with 2. The escaped mental patients storyline halts and drags the film for almost 15-20 min of the screen time and basically added nothing to the film as it ended with the man dying and the sheriff saying a corny line that the audience already knew and understood. 3. The women who shoots into the car from 50 ft away makes no sense as she doesn’t even know her friends are dead yet. Meaning, firing blindly into a car she could kill her friend. Blindly firing means she will miss every shot. Why didn’t she just shoot him in the car. Instead of running away and letting her friends die then coming back out of no where to shoot into the car. 4. Tommy started off great but then turned into an annoying bumbling idiot who just screams the same chant over and over. We get the point. 5. Why would Alice just randomly, without police interference, just enter into a murder scene house. How did Michael get from the street to the house without any police seeing him. 6. People loved the sheriff. Just like I did. But how would he survive being stabbed brutally in the neck and ran over by a car. Bleeding out for a while in the road. Halloween Kills has a lot of problems. These are just off the top of my heads I still went to the theater as a fan and still bought it on 4K. I do t think it’s the worst in the franchise but it certainly is not the best. It fumbled a lot in the writing department and all I have is hope that Halloween End can land a home run with an excellent ending film. By no means am I saying Kills is total trash. I still rewatch it from time to time to enjoy the good elements of the movie. You are just mad for nothing 😂
The ending of this felt like a dream sequence like devils rejects
Had such a blast with this one. Brutal gore, creative kills, a vicious Leatherface, an actual chainsaw massacre, and gorgeous cinematography to boot. Loved it!
Wow,have you seen 2003,reboot?And the 2nd with Jordana Brewster was also good
@@robertparks7233 Yep! The 2003 remake is my favorite of the series, actually!
My life is so hard right now .. u guys definitely help me smile when I wanna just give up.. I love ur faces
Just to defend the movie a bit, and I understand what you are saying, but leatherface was actually fixing it and pouring the gas into it. When the one sister is trying to sneak out of the house, you can actually hear him fixing it. At least thats what I'm taking it as but you can screws being screwed in (giggity) and pouring liquid. Just to help clarify and defend the movie to a point cause I actually enjoyed it. Great show guys!
Was coming here to say this same thing. When she tries to escape, the last time it shows the shot of the doorframe you hear the cap being screwed back on. Leatherface was tinkering with the chainsaw that whole time. Probably would have been better for J and others had they cut in shots of what he was doing instead of just sound effects.
The "Say my name" thing was so god damn dumb, and I SAID GOD DAMN. Exactly when did she walk up to him and amongst all that screaming go "By the way, my name is Sally Hardesty, or Hardesty-Enright, depending on things?" They never spoke one word to each other.
Well I think when people say he doesn't remember her.
Personally I do believe that he does remember her but he just doesn't care because she's not important to him.
I answered “Heisenberg”
Hi Mike & J saw parts of the live stream … perfect as usual & and always successful!! Just would love to wish J a very 🎂 Birthday!! Lots of health and happiness for many many years ahead ! Luv you Dr. Loomis!❤️🌹Take care Mike & J Luv Linda 💕💀xx
The Thing (2011) Jay is talking about is a prequel to the original movie not a remake
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Also since today is Jay's birthday I want to say happy birthday and hopefully he has a great day.
Thank you guys for another great video and Happy Birthday J
I’ll give it a 7. I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would
Leatherface was brutal so I'm satisfied. I wasn't expecting the amazing cinematography either . I really fucking wish they tried harder with the writing though hahaha. Thankfully I still had fun with it .
The whole black smoke thing was stupid cause it was a Dodge Ram 1500, the truck wasn’t even a diesel
I think the Sally thing is the realistic satire of H2018. Elderly woman vs horror icon but for real. Although Sally is nothing like Laurie and Leatherface isn't supernatural like Michael and is also old. So I don't think they really thought it through.
I like this movie. The one before where she screams, "Do your thing Cuz" was the worse.
“Do your thing cuz” 😂😂 the only thing good about that movie was looking at Alexandra Daddario lol.
One really cool aspect of TCM 22 that stood out for me is the way Leatherface was throwing shit around , dude was like Aaron Rodgers throwing sledgehammers and chainsaws haha
@@Nova-fh2et that wasn’t my intention but he just won league MVP so I shouted out the most relevant QB I could think of at the moment, Mike just happens to like the Packers so it just worked out that way lol guess I could have shouted out Joe brrr or Matty Stafford 🤷🏻♂️
Also on the bus when the massacre is being shot through the live feeds on everyone’s phones, thought that shit was pretty creative.
Was at work.. Missed the original stream watching now though! Thanks as always guys!
Halloween is my fav franchise but Laurie has got to go at this point! We need fresh ideas + characters.
Thanks for watching it back! And yeah, totally agree!
Also be honest, eyebrows/ Jerry curl/ melody (Eugene Levee’s long lost daughter) was kinda cute
I didn’t like most of the characters but I thought the movie was pretty fun. And the kills were crazy
I loved the movie, (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2022). (Two-Thumbs-Way-Up)-!!
I didn't think it was a bad movie!! Solid 7.5 for me!
Watching this one late just want to wish J a very happy birthday 🎂🎁🎈!! another banger of a video Mike buddy and J !!👍😉
Out of every movie being remade rn I hope we get a Friday the 13th in the snow. Seriously might have to write the script myself. ❄️🌨
Did you like the fan film that was based on that from last year? I think it's called never hike in the snow or something.
@@nickmarkins6746 I’ll have to check it out !
One of the only films with a actual massacre
The problems I had with it was the orphanage,mask and the immortality with leather face…it didn’t feel like a sequel to me..but as a it’s own movie I feel like I would like it a whole lot more
On pumpkinhead: have the Jurassic park crew handle it, they use practical dinos still in JW at the same time as it's cgi just like the 90s, and the original JP you can do that with pumpkinhead!
Has anyone checked out McGruber on Peacock? HILARIOUS 😂
1986 Sting is a big boy, arguably bigger than Batista in his prime
One more comment: i expect a Cracker Barrel joke at least once per stream. As an Arkansan, thank y’all. Happy date of birth, J
I absolutely love Wrong Turn I'm doing a video of those, TCM, and the Hills Have Eyes movies ranked together.
Part 2 had a deleted massacre. It makes sense given the amount of kills in the final cut. Also with the cut massacre the, funny/horror ratio of 1 and 2 is reversed.
Did anyone notice that leatherface had a tie on when he got the chainsaw to the face in the end. Don't want to nitpick but where did he get that from. It's like it just appeared.
Definitely think this movie is misunderstood. Haha, I understand those that don't like it, I wouldn't even call it a good movie, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Haha I enjoyed it, even in ways they didn't expect me to. Haha
misunderstood how?
Loved this new one
I'd rank the TCM movies like this:
(Best to worst)
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw 3 Massacre
6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
7. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
8. Texas Chainsaw
I guess they didn 't have the time to shoot flashbacks for any explanation of past events. Hearing about all the trouble during production I was surprised about what they accomplished with less money and time than planned. In the last years bigger productions with similar problems got more catastrophic results (remember Snowman?).
They aren't Sawyers in this movie, though. They're called the Slaughters in this continuity, which makes sense, since the gas station in the original has the Cook's (Drayton's) family name on the sign, and it was Slaughter. They WERE the Slaughters, and it wasn't until the second one that they were given more obvious names as the Sawyers.
Potato. Potato
Jay & Mike would you like its if they make sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 they make Leatherface zombie
Top 3 TCM 74 , 2003 TCM and 2022 tcm
Miss your guys faces!!
I always thought House of Wax (2005) seemed like more of a Tourist Trap (1979) remake than a House of Wax (1953) remake
Chainsaw massacre is nothing like Michael Myers don't even say that
I prefer TCM 2022 over Halloween Kills by far. I actually hated Halloween Kills and think it’s one of the more embarrassing efforts of a major horror franchise in a long time.
Halloween Kills was really good imo
says alot about your lack of taste, thats about it lol
@@elijones854 people talking about the dialogue, story, gore etc. of Kills, then fix their face to say they like TCM?
full on hypocrites ctfuuuuuuuu
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 or….maybe…I just have a different opinion than yours?
@@ReviewsRankingswithRobbySobel thats obvious and thats not the problem. Having a diffrent opinion is fine. the REASONING is the problem. You're inconsistent, hi hypocrite.
Mike they did find the title/deed to the house… that’s why the jerrycurl gir starts crying after she opens that lock box with the key she finds in the old lady’s bedroom
I hate how some of these past few iterations try to make u sympathize with Leatherface or try to make him seem like the victim. Fuck that shit
It's been coming for a while and I'd say it started with star wars and has spreaded all out. Fandom has become garbage with every franchise this is no exception. This was a top best chainsaw out there
I'm confused about Richter's business in this town. Was he the the only craftsman the influencer hired? Was he supposed to restaurate ALL the houses in the town alone? Man, he would have had a secure job for a decade!
That's a writer that hasn't worked a labor job a day in his life, because one guy, one week? What in the world could he even have accomplished TOWN WIDE. lol These are the plot holes that are sprinkled throughout that makes it seem like the plot was their least concern.
I honestly thought this movie was
hilarious. Wanted everyone to die.... Then they did. I was happy.
The Thing 2011 is not a remake, it's a prequel
I was totally confused when that first murder went down. I didn't think that was Leatherface in the back of the van. The lady was referred to as the "mother" to the dude in the van with her. Since he's gotta be at least in his mid 70s Leatherface's mother would be over 100, or very close to 100, and that lady was nowhere near that old. I figured the two of them would have a connection to him, but I was completely dumbfounded when the craziness started, I was like who in the hell is THIS guy??!! I don't think I've ever seen anyone adopt someone older than they are as their child. That thought never even crossed my mind.......which was a sign of the stupidness to come. Unfortunately I was one of the few who had decent expectations for this movie. The "requel" trend has given us some really decent movies with the new Halloween's and the new Scream, so I had my fingers crossed the trend would continue. There's a million plot threads they start and abandon, the screenplay is horrible and an hour and twenty minutes gives you no time to flesh out the characters or the story. I thought what they did to Sally's character was ridiculous.....and the character doesn't add anything to the movie. Sally has never been one of those special "final girls" so nobody gives a crap about the character. However, if they HAD to drag her into the movie they should have made it worth it. They could have beefed the film up to 100 minutes and used that extra time to reintroduce the Sally character, get deeper into her backstory, given us some new flashbacks possibly and just have done a little work at making us care about the character......finally. I was hoping they would bring something a little new to the table, because people are expecting a little more from the big horror franchises now, the days of getting by with a film that has basically no script and no plot that exists solely as a showcase for a few clever death scenes isn't gonna cut it. Halloween 2018 showed that people want their slasher films to have some substance to them now. I figured the people behind this hot garbage probably took some pointers from Halloween 2018. The pointers they obviously took were "they gave the new Halloween reboot the title of the original and brought back the original star and it worked so let's do that!!" And they did that without bothering to pay attention to what actually made that Halloween reboot a success. They had a shot this time at completely erasing all of the horrid movies that have come before and laying a new foundation now with a quality film to jump off from and they fluffed it. It was bad enough to consider tearing it all down after ONE film and starting over. And jesus that horrible ending, they couldn't have made it more obvious he was going to pop up and drag the chick out of the car. I was crossing my fingers they weren't gonna do it when they started teasing you with it. The ending was really the last squirt of rotten icing on a green, festering cake. The decapitation looked horrible too. I'd day this is only for the diehard fans, but the diehard fans were expecting the A+ requel treatment that the new Halloween films and the new scream have gotten. This was an epic failure.
As someone who has generalized anxiety disorder/ PTSD/ panic attacks , I have a very tumultuous relationship w weed. However once I took an edible & watched what I thought was Frozen 2013- it was Frozen 2010 😂😂 kicked my ass
Ultimately, this film failed to provide the cinematic sophistication that would’ve restored respect to this franchise. Halloween Kills succeeded in that regard
hey guys i’ve been wondering if i should take a leap and try to start my own small podcast doing things like reviewing my favorite movies and things, does anyone think that’d be something they’re interested in? the horror genre needs more attention and i think we can all do that
I was thinking this was a movie reaction
Here’s the thing when comparing the kills in HKills vs TCM ‘22- it would be different if the firefighter scene/ the light bulb scene wasn’t shown in the trailer extensively, so I have to give it to TCM for the surprise value.
Seriously tho Blum, fix your marketing of Halloween trilogy. Follow the Scream- route in some respects, but show even less than that. I can make these criticisms out of love bc Halloween is my fav.
Couldn't agree with this more. TCM could have kept the bus scene out of the trailer but it in a way let us know that this movie was going to be a little wild when the first trailer had a super serious tone. HKills put the entire goddamn firefighter scene in the trailer.
so you're judging what happened in a film by WHEN you saw it?
makes sense if you dont think about it lol
Honestly I would've taken out Sally from the story and kept Richter alive until the end to save the girls and sacrifice himself
I loved the visuals like the cinematography like the lighting and the way the kills were shot and shit but the story was kinda off for me
J they did a witches one with anne Hathaway and I'd like to see a new darkness falls, cherry falls and urban legends
That chainsaw was shot 3 times now tell me how the fuck it was still working lol or how he threw the fucking chainsaw at her ankles, she got hit and fell down and somehow was able to walk! Like what!!?
Well if Laurie can hold her own one on one with Michael using a frying pan and live through it, while a bunch of fire fighters holding saws and axes get destroyed by Michael in kills…. I think Sally can get off one last shot at leather face after he opened her up with the saw lol….. And Am I wrong or was the moral of the story of Halloween 18 and kills was that all Michael was trying to do was go home???? That made sense to you????
Jennifer Grey,not,she was so 🔥 in Red Dawn,Ferris Bueler ,Dirty Dancing,etc
Kid rocks mom, aka Ted Nugent, aka dog the bounty hunter 😂😂😂😂
This movie is definitely taken for granted. Not the best movie ever but it gave me the feeling that the slasher craze is coming back like the 80s. So much gore and blood and brutal killer. This is a good TCM movie for being released on Netflix!
What’s crazy is this movie (and it may have been on purpose idk) happened in real life minus the massacring. There’s a tiny town in west Texas called Marfa that a bunch of hipsters bought up and made it a tourist destination lol kind of weird
Happy belated birthday 🎉 J 🥪
I actually like this film
Why was Sally living in the house of horrors? Makes no sense.
I think someone should tell J that the guy who directed The Godfather 1 and 2, yes and 3 but let's ignore that for now, also directed Jack, a terrible Robin Williams movie, just because you did good for some films doesn't mean you cannot make crap with others.
Also I think Batman Forever shows it's not a studio issue alone, I mean I doubt the studio was like ah yeas we need nipples on the suits, and cod pieces, children love a cod piece, and shots of Batman's booty, that is what the little tikes want to see.
I think it was another situation as Raimi with Spidey 3, the director got their knickers in a twist and let the move tank because of it, because it's not their money, which is also why I don't automatically side with the directors, because especially with IP properties like this, it's not their IP, it's not their money, it's not their movie, they are work for hire, so do the work you are hired to do imo, it's when you get a Snyder/Whedon situation or like what happened with one of the TCM movies, where they take the movie off of the director after they filmed the movie where I think it's in bad form, but giving them direction? It's their money why shouldn't they have say? Not like Schumacher didn't know to expect it after Forever.
i didnt like it but i did laugh
If they’re driving a Tesla why do they stop to get gas?
Free squeegee? lol
😂😂
ANYBODY talking about they like this movie but hated Halloween Kills?
look up hypocrite and find out what a walking contradiction is.
you're welcome.
Hey crazy bad bitches! I luv u. I thought u were going to say “ Texas chicken chainsaw massacre”
Never been a fan of the TCM films so wont be watching this one, glad the fella's enjoyed it though, I read that Alvarez said the events of the original sequels are canon to this film, so yeah Leatherface has got to be supernatural by this point, maybe all that human flesh has bestowed upon him extra lives? one for every victim he has consumed?
So I never realised the narrator for the TCM was the villain in the 90's Richie Rich film, I dunno about anyone else but that thought makes me chuckle.
As much as I want to give the movie credit for having an actual chainsaw massacre, the way it was executed kinda makes me think there was a good reason for that...maybe if they had more people trying to do something about it rather than pretty much submitting to death it wouldn't bother me but we know how dumb decisions and slasher movies go together so whatever🤷🏿♂️....its a perfectly watchable slasher requel though
The only TCM thats one of the worst movies I've seen is Leatherface 2017.
All the people bitching about this movie there's NO WAY IN TEXAS my boys Mike and J didn't have some fun with this movie 🍺🙂🙂🍵
100% partner
Movie was trash! The acting was atrocious and horribly irritating. Netflix has deep enough pockets to at least scout a location that either better resembles Texas or has more of a Texas feel. That would create a more TCM atmosphere and could've made the movie tolerable. This had the feel of a straight to tv/DVD #5 sequel feel
This movie was incredibly woke also
@@justinsime3786 you missed everything lol
The next generation is the worst in the tcm franchise
The more I think about the movie the more I dislike it. It's like biting into a piece of chocolate that you expect to have filling but it's just empty inside. Sure the chocolate is fine but you really expected something more.
This movie was wack as hell
It’s time we move on past Jamie Lee Curtis, and do a Halloween w/ a younger Michael (hell have Airon Armstrong play him) that returns to the essence of Halloween 4 (minus the mask) w/ a whole new character selection & less focus on the typical Hadddonfield template.
hate to break it to ya, but Halloween 4's essence is so far from the original.
besides, that IS the typical haddonfield template.
its time we move past those sequels like 4 and keep Michel unique like Carpenter intended.
We already had 30 something years of essence you're referring to.
i dont see them returning to such inferior stuff after this
It sucked...
😆😆 That ending. An influencer watching her lesbian lover being butchered all while being taken away by self driving hybrid.
Pretty sure they were sisters.
@@CuriousCorduroywell that's what I get for seeing only the second half of the movie. I didn't say it was terrible I just thought the ending was hilarious. Okay so they're sisters not lesbians it's still hilarious.
They tried so hard to be woke in this movie 👎
Yeah it made it blow
You missed the point that the movie was pointing the finger at these people, not agreeing with them.
The point of it was to make fun of woke people. There was even a joke about it.
@@poultry-lover6665 good because it made it suck
It had too much political references that I disagreed with so it ruined most of it.
This movie was totally woke
First me!
This movie sucks
I agree that TCM (2022) is way landslides more brutal as most the gore is shown and a lot of it is very creative in execution and timing. The only scene I will give Halloween Kills is the staircase scene where Michael kills the boyfriend. TCM also has more gore to the minute in terms of just throwing brutality and kills to the viewer. Yes the movie is shorter but Halloween Kills was supposed to and should’ve been way more focused on Michael instead of the humans and the family.
(Extra thought) I like the context and premise of the ending massacre in Halloween Kills, but I personally think it was one of the worst takes of wasted potential. I would’ve really perfected a close shot of him waking up and killing the first victim but then transfer it to a wide shot of him slashing down every person that beat him. So you get to see the massacre and the brutality of Myers. His smarts allowing him to almost John Wick the shit out of the people surrounding him. Maybe then we could see Tommy slowly backing up in fear as he realizes there truly is no stopping him. In which Michael grabs him before he is able to turn and run. Jabbing him very harshly to end that massacre.
lmaooooooo good thing you will never touch a Halloween movie
"Maybe then we could see Tommy slowly backing up in fear as he realizes there truly is no stopping him."
except that did hppen in the film, with tommy and half the other people he killed.
Thanks for showing you didnt pay attention to Kills.
something as bland as TCM however, i wont even speak on how bad it was.
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 that never happened, tommy watched him slash everyone then stood there stupidly, in which he went to swing that bat and got stabbed. Kinda dumb that he didn’t just run while he was slashing the others. Like the writing was poor. Good thing you will never touch any movie if you believe that ending was 100% the best
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 I payed attention to kills as I recognize it has many problems writing and character wise. The best part of that movie was Michael and how they treated him. It’s a decisive movie so stop trying to act like it was a masterpiece. I never said TCM 2022 was a masterpeice just said that it was fun for the quick hour 30 the movie spends on just giving you brutality. It didn’t take itself seriously at all, and yes I would’ve preferred a serious TCM but for what we got it was entertaining. (Not a masterpiece)
@@JoeGrizz1y "I payed attention to kills as I recognize it has many problems writing and character wise.
(you CLAIM that, yet mention none lol)
The best part of that movie was Michael and how they treated him.
(more vague, inarticulate rambling.
The irony that you're this bad at writing but you're trying to critcize those who write way better than you do)
It’s a decisive movie so stop trying to act like it was a masterpiece. I never said TCM 2022 was a masterpeice just said that it was fun for the quick hour 30 the movie spends on just giving you brutality.
(Im nit acting like its a masterpiece, just pointing out your double standard. Fro all your crying about Kills, your bar is severely low for TCM)
It didn’t take itself seriously at all, and yes I would’ve preferred a serious TCM but for what we got it was entertaining. (Not a masterpiece)
(are you done saying NOTHING yet?
How about you stop trying to act like you;re competent enough to judge screenwriting
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 1. Laurie character is basically written into the background cause they realize they have to many stories to deal with
2. The escaped mental patients storyline halts and drags the film for almost 15-20 min of the screen time and basically added nothing to the film as it ended with the man dying and the sheriff saying a corny line that the audience already knew and understood.
3. The women who shoots into the car from 50 ft away makes no sense as she doesn’t even know her friends are dead yet. Meaning, firing blindly into a car she could kill her friend. Blindly firing means she will miss every shot. Why didn’t she just shoot him in the car. Instead of running away and letting her friends die then coming back out of no where to shoot into the car.
4. Tommy started off great but then turned into an annoying bumbling idiot who just screams the same chant over and over. We get the point.
5. Why would Alice just randomly, without police interference, just enter into a murder scene house. How did Michael get from the street to the house without any police seeing him.
6. People loved the sheriff. Just like I did. But how would he survive being stabbed brutally in the neck and ran over by a car. Bleeding out for a while in the road.
Halloween Kills has a lot of problems. These are just off the top of my heads I still went to the theater as a fan and still bought it on 4K. I do t think it’s the worst in the franchise but it certainly is not the best. It fumbled a lot in the writing department and all I have is hope that Halloween End can land a home run with an excellent ending film. By no means am I saying Kills is total trash. I still rewatch it from time to time to enjoy the good elements of the movie. You are just mad for nothing 😂
Put respect on Sally , She was one of the sole survivor from 2013 also 75 version and she was bound to die tho so I wasn’t mad