Thanks so much for doing my suggestion! Really funny! What if the next one is; I get stuck in a dream until I can explain the entire nightmare on elm street series.
@@cracked With no new sequels in 10 years and the world having apparently moved on, I'm willing to round "remembers it and can muster an opinion on it" up to "cares about."
My friends and I like the series. We have watched all movies together. We will definitely watch if a new one comes out. I just wish the 4th one was called "Final destination 4" and 5th was called "The final destination" since the 5th was a prequel.
You kidding me? This chick left a water bottle in my car that I didn't notice until I was on the freeway yesterday and I legit had flashbacks and was convinced I was going to die.
Me at minute 3...I only watched the one with the Roller coaster and the logging truck...I have to stop watching to keep this going, I'm curious about the spaghetti question tho, not curious enough to keep watching tho
my mom any time she drives behind any truck carrying any type of cylindrical object, like pipes or logs or anything like that, will shout "Final destination!" as loud as she can
I'm from Ohio but live in Virginia and that's all I ever see on the roads nowadays. I legit move from behind those trucks every single time I see them. 😩🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: For Final Destination (2000) the original casting choices for Alex and Clear were Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Both actors would later star in Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man" trilogy (2002-2007)
@@Leoprincess3038 Well, my fear of flying wasn't from this movie, but at the same time this movie certainly didn't help. Yet, I got on a plane this last year for the first time, and I'm not dead that I'm aware, so I guess it went alright. But also that probably just means I have to be afraid of everything else now.
I watched some of them recently for a bit of nostalgia but I can tell you now, these movies are pretty shit. Besides the elaborate deaths, it's actually extremely boring and the characters do stupid things just for the sake of the plot. It's a bit of a mixed bag, maybe watch it while you're doing something else
Yeah Rory sucked, but he had the best line in FD2. “Here are my keys. If I’m next, can you get rid of my coke and porn? You know, anything that will break my mother’s heart” Paraphrasing but that line hit hard as that wire fence
I'm fully convinced everybody in the Final Destination universe is made entirely of breadsticks and strawberry jam, based on how easily they fall apart.
Death is just stupid here. Why go the ultra violent route? They could have just done things Death Note style and given everyone heart attacks. I'm thinking it's a kink.
Apparently death has such a murder boner for violence that it refuses to kill clear with a disease or something instead of waiting for literally a year until she leaves her padded room so she can die in an improbable hospital explosion.
Fun fact, the reason the death note gives people heart attacks if no method is specified is because the police in Japan don’t investigate those, and it’s the default excuse for cases they don’t want to work on anymore (such as suicides, political killings, etc).
If you watch the first movie with commentary, you find out that one of the production assistants is named Clear. The rest of the cast in that one have names of famous horror movie directors (Browning, Hitchcock, Murnau, Luton).
We know now the only reason why people watch these Final Destination movies is because we want to see just how horrible and terrific this death is about to be.
It's like one of those machines named after that mouse trap Dude. Ball drops and rolls into the dominoes that fall over and scare a flock of birds that fly off and shit all over some guys windshield so he hits a power line.....we've all seen the movies you know what I'm talking about. That's why I watched them, giant mouse trap with people.
Incredible how at least one death per movie for the first three movies could have been avoided if the victim had just… stepped a few feet in any direction.
I’m confused. Kimberly is so pissed at Clear for not “getting out there and helping people”, how does she not realize the Clear keeping herself committed, and therefore alive, is the only reason she’s still around to help Kimberly basically understand what’s happening at all.
@@codyjack4057 I believe they say (or imply) Death will just skip to the next person if it fails, but will just loop back around when opportunity strikes. But nothing is keeping Death from playing the long game and creating a blood clot in the institutionalized persons brain. It can manipulate stationary objects in a Rube Golbergian fashion to shuffle mortal coils, I'd bet it can make a little plaque buildup in an artery.
@@TheElectricMayhemit's funny because Death literally has no "rules" in the franchise in actuality lol. Characters can reset the chain all they want and can try all the tricks and loopholes, etc. but none of it matters literally at all. Death can just kill whoever it wants whenever, and there's NO time schedule for it either. At some point, can't the characters just chalk up their supernatural deaths to unluckily times demises?
49:16 Honestly we should blame the makers of Final Destination 3 for messing that up. They had a choose your own adventure option on the DVD that offed Kimberly and the Cop in a news article. Because that’s not exactly Canon but the creators said you can consider it real if you want to, No one will ever learn how they stayed alive in future films. Those of us that followed the FD books too though, know that the Kimberly method has worked before. You can’t cheat it 100%, but you can be resuscitated.
if you dont get something punch through your body or getting cut in half or burned to de@th or squash to bits, sure. but seeing how every de@th in FD goes through, that will be impossible.
Not a mention that this whole franchise was originally supposed to be an X-Files episode? I thought that was obligatory to bring up in stuff covering these films.. Do kids these days even know what X-Files is? Now I feel old. Oh, and it's my firm belief that Death is just bored and stages these elaborate scenarios to bring back excitement and fun to his job.
I’m so happy you spoke about the economic/business ruin that these deaths bring. I rewatched the series with my mom recently and that aspect really bothered me.
One thing he didn't mention is how each movie has a song associated with the original death and vision and when it come up, you know things are gonna get real.
I remember watching the first Final Destination with my parents years ago the day before we were going on holiday to America so the plane sequence went down really well to calming our nerves for the upcoming flight
Not me saying Candyman five times into the mirror I've put in a chair opposite me at this candlelit dinner for two. Tony Todd can haunt me any time he likes.
I was once hit by an ( admittingly rather slow ) car and didn't even had a bruise ... and a few days later I stumbled over my own shoes by getting out of bed and broke my foot. 😑
The Fast & Furious one is almost twice as long! It’s also just as watchable. It was released like hours after last one & contains a wee bit of bootlegged clips…i was impressed.
The original Final Destination caused me to break up with my first girlfriend. Apparently laughing at the insane way they killed of the hot teacher made her upset. My soon to be ex didn’t seem to get that these stupid horror movies are meant to be laughed at and not taken seriously on any level.
i can't watch any horror movie without finding something to laugh or criticize tbh there's so many things that happen just because the plot needs it to that's hilarious
Sorry about that dude some people just don’t have a sense of humor I like these movies but if someone laughs at them I ain’t gonna freak out about it lol
@@cracked Virginia is a beautiful state. Especially western Virginia. I used to ride my motorcycle through the Skyline Drive along the best view in eastern United States. Great food and wonderful people.
I just remember my English teacher, Ms. Kitna, having to miss school for the rest of the week when he passed. I remember his death very vividly, a lot of adults were devastated
I actually love the "Final Destination" movies, especially the third one, with the roller coaster. I love them the same way I love the crappy original "Conjuring" movies, before they started figuring out the "universe". Just a silly crapfest that you don't need to think about much. Something both fun and melancholy to watch on dreary days. Also, the twist at the end of five was actually really interesting, especially upon second viewing, when you notice all the little clues the director put in.
Absolutely loving being able to experience these movie franchises vicariously through Jordan. Also loving the knife block being attacked by king kong(?)
That staff member retorting that he's Chinese, when the old dude said he, "killed a bunch of you people in Korea," is somewhat ironic. Given that Chinese troops were very involved in the Korean War, the old dude might have been technically correct. That, and the staff member didn't pay attention in history class.
General McArther was even trying to convince the US President to nuke the Chinese soldiers at the time, but decided against it because fear Russia may retaliate with their own recently acquired nukes.
Actually on the dvd version of FD3 there is a choose your fate dvd game that allows you make decisions through out the movie. During the subway scene it will prompt you to read a newspaper and if you do you'll find out that Burke and Kimberly died in a woodchipper "accident" so they didn't beat death either.
Turns out the two survivors from Final Destination 2 died in a department store thanks to a wood chipper. We learn this in a deleted scene in the 3rd Movie
I hear the theory that the Candyman guy uses the people with premonitions as Guinea Pigs to learn more about how Death works. It may have some truth on it, after all he only mentions that killing somebody else will make Death spare you on what's chronologically the first movie, and after seeing that it didn't work he doesn't mentions it to the characters in the next films... but also, dying for a moment and being ressucitated seems to work and he doesn't mentions it to the guys from the 4th movie so, who knows what he wants? What he really, really wants?
Maybe he's cheating death himself and work as a mortician so he can keep track of all the deaths, he then gives dubious tips as experiments, when there's no clear death list he stays cooped up in the morgue like clear in the asylum, when there's an obvious death list he ongoing he comes out and investigate/experiment until hiw turn is near
These movies are so nihilistic and dumb, and I’ll never forgive them for encouraging my youthful phobia of death by convincing me that everything is just waiting to go terribly wrong and kill me.
Great, now I want a final destination comedy movie where the main focus is Death, where he works as a life and death accountant and just wanna fix the errors on the life count on the past movies
Stupid scene idea from this prompt: (Big boomy voice) "DEATH! WHERE ARE MY INNOCENT SOULS!? YOURE WASTING MY TIME AND NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA!" "Sorry sir, these darn kids and their mangy mu- I mean, 'good friend' keep escaping me" (Death's boss) Keep missing these kids, I will put my boot up your ass! **Death turns to camera and holds shrug while Seinfeld theme plays**
Apparently the reason why there was such a odd scene after terry’s death was because test audiences had such a hard time calming down that they had to include that scene to give the audience a chance to reclaim themselves
fun fact: if you put a glass (or can of hair spray for the sake of fd4) on a small plain of water, depending on the absolute angle of the surface, it’ll slide slowly as if it’s hydroplaning so that scene is actually accurate
I've never seen these movies, because they looked stupid. Now that I've seen Jordan's synopsis, I was right. They still look absolutely intellectual compared to the fast and furious franchise, however.
Theres a lot more under the surface to this franchise. I'm not saying they get anywhere near oscar country, but you really should watch CZsworld channel for his deep dive on this series called 'the things you missed'. You'll have a better appreciation for the things the movies do well.
I do not remember these movies being this freaking weird.. maybe if you "line by line" analyze anything, it can be made hilarious. I'm crying laughing regardless. Please keep making these until you run out of franchises.
I noticed Jordan was saying that Kimberly from the 2nd movie should of told people how to beat death. Technically it's because Kimberly and the cop died off screen, death by woodchipper. I think they cut it from the movie since they weren't able to film it as planned. I always wondered why the cop never had a death experience when he was the first to die in the pile up during the vision...
For why the cop never had the near-death experience, he was supposed to die before Eugene, meaning, because of the backwards Death plan, he would need to die after Eugene. If Kimberly didn’t drown herself, the cop would have died soon after. Also, the woodchipper incident only occurs in a game on the special features of Final Destination 3, so its canoncity is debatable.
13:04 In hunting if you take three shots at an animal and miss, the respectful thing to do is stop because you had your chances and it survived your tries. You should let if go after that to honor fairness and fate.
In answer to Jordan's question, sucking a cut finger is actually an instinctive response since the suction stimulates nerves to ease the pain and I have always been told it also helps to remove dirt and (somehow) aids immunity. I'm not a medical professional, feel free to fact check all of this, but that's what I know about the subject.
Obviously Death decided to play the long game with Misao Okawa, all those red herring ways he could’ve killed her & then killing her with heart failure when she least suspects it, 117 years later.
90's teens did actually go to Paris. At least some Canadian teens did as part of their senior trip. And I think that most teens at least did a senior trip. Which made this movie kinda relatable back then.
These are my favorite series (though it’s almost tied with YBOC) of Jordan’s! I’ve never wanted to see the Saw films bc I like legit thrillers & implied gore like Hitchcock. Can’t do torture porn. But my curiosity about these cults intrigued me. Not to mention I like just hanging out with Jordan for an hour or two.
Final destination teaches us that we might die, or we might not die, or someone we know might die, but eventually, we'll die. Which we kinda already knew.
Basically it's about how some things are out of our control. Something mundane could kill us. We could drop dead any moment. The only escape is new life or taking a life. So, either a very situational scenario or having to bite the bullet of taking another life.
Unfortunately I think he meant to reference “Jude Law and a semester abroad” which has lyrics about a plane crash. Still Brand New reference always welcome
The Final Destinations were actually scarier on cable (or at least the later ones) because they'd cut to the reaction before seeing all the guts and gore. When I finally saw it on DVD I was like oh these deaths are kind of more hilarious
"And I think Clear might be an idiot" - I had this on in the background while working and this made me bark out laughing and wake up my girlfriend. I didn't know I needed this.
Watching you go through the movies in succession made me remember why I dislike the 4th one so much. The 5th one gets a little crazy but the fact that they’re on flight 180 at the end blew my mind, I didn’t pick up on it at all. I remember feeling like the earlier ones had more atmosphere and actually tried to creep you out.
I find myself quoting "no wonder why death keeps trying to kill these kids, they're freaking weird as hell" at the most random times. I love it. I have watched this like 10 times just for that quote
I can't believe I just watched an hour long video about how dumb a movie series I didn't like was, by a guy who also thinks it was dumb and didn't like it... Great job, Jordan!
The thing that always drives me nuts about #3 is the whole graduation 6 flags trip. It's literally a thing that happens AFTER graduation. So there's no yearbook, and no school on Monday. Also, if she was taking pictures for the yearbook, and literally just turned them in, why did everyone have their yearbooks already? It's not like they just get spit out of a replicator, they take time to print, and they've gotta be shipped from somewhere else. Did the writers even go to high school?
That's what's good about them, it's about facing the inevitable. Its not as well done in these movies as it is in like the video game Majora's Mask but it is a solid concept.
Well, 2 established new life can cheat death along with 5 with killing people adding to your life span. Since 2 is situational I like 5's rule since you have to bite the bullet of making someone else bite the bullet.
So recently I found out the airplane crash in the first movie is directly based on a real life plane crash out of the same airport in the movie that had happened about two years before. Super weird.
Candace's lead up to and death was my introduction to the Final Destination Franchise. I was 10 and flipping through the channels my hotel room had to offer
I love listening to movie breakdown while going to bed. The TH-camr I used to listen to said he doesn't like when people do that because they can't "appreciate" his work. So I'm here now. Hopefully cracked will appreciate my 6 views a night from restarting the video every time I wake up. Also this is my favorite horror series so I'm happy to fall sleep to it all week.
That was fantastic. These longer videos are my favorite. I am sure it is incredibly taxing watching, writing, editing, ect. I hope you can and want to make more lol.
I only saw one movie in this series, most of it spent hiding behind a pillow. This is the perfect way to sate my curiosity without watching all the gore.
I like how the one character tries to say how unlikely it is to die on a roller coaster as if they're being realistic and then has it fly apart in the most unrealistic manner. Also, riding in the back of a coaster like that should be the more intense ride, so that idiot chicken was just making poor choices all around.
This was a slog... what should we force Jordan to watch next?!
Each movie in the hellraiser franchise.
the xmen movies would be interesting
The pirates of the caribbean while bailing out a sinking ship or something
Thanks so much for doing my suggestion! Really funny! What if the next one is; I get stuck in a dream until I can explain the entire nightmare on elm street series.
@@kittenhoodie Ooof
I love watching hour-long explaining videos of movies I have seen multiple times.
Well then you’re in luck
I fear for him knowing that he will eventually have to cover at least one of the superhero franchises.
@@jfassettx123 Me too
Me too so very, very much!!!
Facts
I'm just delighted that apparently someone else still cares about this series.
Saying I care about it is a little strong… haha
@@cracked With no new sequels in 10 years and the world having apparently moved on, I'm willing to round "remembers it and can muster an opinion on it" up to "cares about."
My friends and I like the series. We have watched all movies together. We will definitely watch if a new one comes out. I just wish the 4th one was called "Final destination 4" and 5th was called "The final destination" since the 5th was a prequel.
@@AniketPatil-nk1vw I love those movies.
You kidding me? This chick left a water bottle in my car that I didn't notice until I was on the freeway yesterday and I legit had flashbacks and was convinced I was going to die.
Me at minute eleven:
"He's not gonna make spaghetti is he."
Me at 20 minutes.. "Is he?"
Me at minute 3...I only watched the one with the Roller coaster and the logging truck...I have to stop watching to keep this going, I'm curious about the spaghetti question tho, not curious enough to keep watching tho
Soooorrrryyyyy
@@Drjordanbreeding The man himself lmaooo
Final Destination 2 is the movie that caused an entire generation of people to fear driving behind logging trucks.
my mom any time she drives behind any truck carrying any type of cylindrical object, like pipes or logs or anything like that, will shout "Final destination!" as loud as she can
I'm from Ohio but live in Virginia and that's all I ever see on the roads nowadays. I legit move from behind those trucks every single time I see them. 😩🤣🤣🤣
It's true though....of course it also didn't help that my dad was in an accident with one of those big trucks that kick started that fear.
@@chloedoesstuff3753 your mother is GOATED and is aware that it can HAPPEN in real life.
@@chloedoesstuff3753 This movie taught my mom born in 1966 not to be anywhere near a truck carrying any loads that can kill you.
Fun fact: For Final Destination (2000) the original casting choices for Alex and Clear were Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Both actors would later star in Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man" trilogy (2002-2007)
I didn't know that. That's cool.
I can see that
Think it’s better this way
Eugene is played by Kratos' original voice actor.
@@ashliejones7085 THANK YOU! I never see anyone mention that, and it makes me feel like I'm losing my mind
"We are talking Sharknado levels of competence here."
I am stealing that.
I loved that. Couldn't stop laughing. 😆
@@lakeyshajackson2097 Yep. Right up there with "A lethal ass sucking"!
"This art installation is how you make me feel."
"I'm sorry."
Almost good enough to make me watch the movie for real
It's a pretty good movie, you never saw it? They're all pretty good but you'll definitely be scared to fly for a free years 😂😂
Fuck these movies, but I’ll be damned if that’s not PRECISELY how I’d respond to that.
@@Leoprincess3038 Well, my fear of flying wasn't from this movie, but at the same time this movie certainly didn't help. Yet, I got on a plane this last year for the first time, and I'm not dead that I'm aware, so I guess it went alright. But also that probably just means I have to be afraid of everything else now.
@@jaykay6222 You need to wake up Jay.
I watched some of them recently for a bit of nostalgia but I can tell you now, these movies are pretty shit. Besides the elaborate deaths, it's actually extremely boring and the characters do stupid things just for the sake of the plot. It's a bit of a mixed bag, maybe watch it while you're doing something else
Yeah Rory sucked, but he had the best line in FD2.
“Here are my keys. If I’m next, can you get rid of my coke and porn? You know, anything that will break my mother’s heart”
Paraphrasing but that line hit hard as that wire fence
I'm fully convinced everybody in the Final Destination universe is made entirely of breadsticks and strawberry jam, based on how easily they fall apart.
I am more concerned about the apparently driverless 18 wheelers.
tbh with enough force, we might as well be.
I thought it was caused by the Health and Safety Pixie who makes people made of Strawberry jam and breadsticks.
I saw those videos
Tbh, I think that's the most realistic part of the movies. We're ridiculously easy to kill. You can just as easily slip, hit your head and die.
"Death has a silly side" pretty much sums up the Final Destination franchise.
Yep. The silliest thing this side of a lethal a$$ sucking.
They'll have a gun to their head and live just to die by a bullet shell run over by an ambulance 36 screen seconds later😂😂😂
He made Hydro-Man his servant for the first film. So it has manipulation powers as well.
to be fair...Death was annoyed with Alex for cheating it...so it decided to make Alex's death extremely mediocre but efficient
And there was that other brick that was waiting in the alley with a gun...
Death is just stupid here. Why go the ultra violent route? They could have just done things Death Note style and given everyone heart attacks. I'm thinking it's a kink.
Maybe all of Final Destination is really just some sadistic sociopath playing with a death note.
I can never get over the Dentist Office death, it is to absurd to be taken seriously😂🤣
Apparently death has such a murder boner for violence that it refuses to kill clear with a disease or something instead of waiting for literally a year until she leaves her padded room so she can die in an improbable hospital explosion.
@@A_Dopamine_Molecule Unlike the death note, death in FD can be avoided by a multitude of ways, so yahayeet
Fun fact, the reason the death note gives people heart attacks if no method is specified is because the police in Japan don’t investigate those, and it’s the default excuse for cases they don’t want to work on anymore (such as suicides, political killings, etc).
Their choice to name a character “Clear Rivers” is the one aspect that haunts me
muddy waters wouldve been upset
It’s the 2000’s Gail Weathers.
If you watch the first movie with commentary, you find out that one of the production assistants is named Clear. The rest of the cast in that one have names of famous horror movie directors (Browning, Hitchcock, Murnau, Luton).
@@j-bob_oreo😂😂😂😂
I think the reason death waits 6 months is because killing them while they were on guard and Looking out for each other was getting frustrating.
Also, Death waits 6 months because they're a dick.
6 months ~ 180 days.
We know now the only reason why people watch these Final Destination movies is because we want to see just how horrible and terrific this death is about to be.
Amen
Certainly isn't the characters. Lol
That was why I saw it in the first place....
It's like one of those machines named after that mouse trap Dude. Ball drops and rolls into the dominoes that fall over and scare a flock of birds that fly off and shit all over some guys windshield so he hits a power line.....we've all seen the movies you know what I'm talking about. That's why I watched them, giant mouse trap with people.
@@jenitoten2212 Rube Goldberg machine.
I never understood why Todd’s parents hated Alex. If anything, they should be happy that Alex save one of the brothers
Bc he saved the wrong brother 😂
@@booksnbudgetingLOOOOLLL 😂😂😂😂
got to love how he is roasting them about the brick killing Alex and then cuts to him getting killed by spaghetti, food poisoning or the oven
clear is definitely not a goth girl, even by 2000's standards
I was gonna say. What goth girl??
it's been several days and i'm still laughing at "pepe le'crashe"
Me too! Bryan added that during his edit pass and it cracked me the hell up.
@@cracked fucking gold 🤌🏾
What's funny about Tim dying was the fact that even though he got smashed into a sticky paste, they still managed to put him in a bodybag. Lol
Haha that's a great point
The Nightmare on Elm Street movies would be fun. They're perfect cuz there are only like 3 or 4 good ones and Jordan's suffering is delicious :D
Same with Friday the 13th
And they finally killed Freddy...except they didn't. Would sum it up well.
Compared to this franchise, _A Nightmare on Elm Street 5_ is a masterpiece!
@@charmer129 Jason X is better than Final Destination.
I thought about suggesting the Hellraiser movies but I'm not that mean :D
Incredible how at least one death per movie for the first three movies could have been avoided if the victim had just… stepped a few feet in any direction.
I’m confused. Kimberly is so pissed at Clear for not “getting out there and helping people”, how does she not realize the Clear keeping herself committed, and therefore alive, is the only reason she’s still around to help Kimberly basically understand what’s happening at all.
Yep!
I wonder if the first person that's supposed to die takes the bullet and commits to a mental ward would it keep everyone else safe?
@@codyjack4057 I believe they say (or imply) Death will just skip to the next person if it fails, but will just loop back around when opportunity strikes.
But nothing is keeping Death from playing the long game and creating a blood clot in the institutionalized persons brain. It can manipulate stationary objects in a Rube Golbergian fashion to shuffle mortal coils, I'd bet it can make a little plaque buildup in an artery.
@@TheElectricMayhemit's funny because Death literally has no "rules" in the franchise in actuality lol. Characters can reset the chain all they want and can try all the tricks and loopholes, etc. but none of it matters literally at all.
Death can just kill whoever it wants whenever, and there's NO time schedule for it either. At some point, can't the characters just chalk up their supernatural deaths to unluckily times demises?
Kimberly ended up being the death of clear 😂
49:16 Honestly we should blame the makers of Final Destination 3 for messing that up. They had a choose your own adventure option on the DVD that offed Kimberly and the Cop in a news article. Because that’s not exactly Canon but the creators said you can consider it real if you want to, No one will ever learn how they stayed alive in future films. Those of us that followed the FD books too though, know that the Kimberly method has worked before. You can’t cheat it 100%, but you can be resuscitated.
if you dont get something punch through your body or getting cut in half or burned to de@th or squash to bits, sure. but seeing how every de@th in FD goes through, that will be impossible.
Yeah.....
the gymnastics death is the only death that makes me flinch
Omg it's such a buildup too
Yes that and the tanning bed which I know wouldn’t happen lol and the nail gun at the hardware store
As someone with glasses...Lasik.
"Death is clearly a water bender." And a smash cut from one shitty movie to another shitty movie made me laugh so hard
Not a mention that this whole franchise was originally supposed to be an X-Files episode? I thought that was obligatory to bring up in stuff covering these films.. Do kids these days even know what X-Files is?
Now I feel old.
Oh, and it's my firm belief that Death is just bored and stages these elaborate scenarios to bring back excitement and fun to his job.
it actually ended up being an episode of supernatural, which in its earliest seasons was produced by kim manners, who also produced the x-files.
@@carleeelizabeth
Though we all know that all television does have their source in... St. Elsewhere ;)
Or her job. But tbh i think death is he as well.
@@Strawberrypersonoffixial death is death it’s whatever it wants to be
@@JamesW609 death. The non binary gender fluid king
I’m so happy you spoke about the economic/business ruin that these deaths bring. I rewatched the series with my mom recently and that aspect really bothered me.
The town is falling apart!
Watching this with my mom was wild lmao she was like so invested
It was vague that death would try to cover It's tracks because it feared going to prison for multiple murders.
One thing he didn't mention is how each movie has a song associated with the original death and vision and when it come up, you know things are gonna get real.
turn around ... look at me
Rocky Mountain Hiiiiiiiiigh
I got that man shaped knife block as a wedding gift- it's called the ex 🤣
Haha amazing
I remember watching the first Final Destination with my parents years ago the day before we were going on holiday to America so the plane sequence went down really well to calming our nerves for the upcoming flight
"The wrong kid died, damn it!!!"
I love "Walk Hard!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also the farmer invited them to lunch out of gratitude for saving his son’s life, even though that turned out to be a temporary arrangement.
Wait, how many times did he say Candyman?! Can't wait to learn exactly what happened to Jordan from the outside of a strangers news paper.
Oh crap
I was thinking the same thing!! Is it 3 times or 5 times to trigger the arrival of bees and Tony Todd in that dapper coat and hook?
@@Klm49 its 5
Not me saying Candyman five times into the mirror I've put in a chair opposite me at this candlelit dinner for two. Tony Todd can haunt me any time he likes.
@@bashbashfulsson4540 😂
I was once hit by an ( admittingly rather slow ) car and didn't even had a bruise ... and a few days later I stumbled over my own shoes by getting out of bed and broke my foot. 😑
I can't believe I watched this whole thing not even realizing how much time had passed this is a LOOONG ass video Dr Breeding
Holy shit this video is over an hour
I mean, it's the shortest of the three we've done haha
@Uhh Sure isolate the last eight words of the statement
@@cracked right!
The Fast & Furious one is almost twice as long! It’s also just as watchable. It was released like hours after last one & contains a wee bit of bootlegged clips…i was impressed.
The original Final Destination caused me to break up with my first girlfriend. Apparently laughing at the insane way they killed of the hot teacher made her upset. My soon to be ex didn’t seem to get that these stupid horror movies are meant to be laughed at and not taken seriously on any level.
Never marry someone who doesn’t love the movies you love. Sooner or later, that person will not love you.
Roger Ebert
I mean there is nothing wrong with taking horror movies seriously, probably should have been able to explain and make up on both sides though lol
i can't watch any horror movie without finding something to laugh or criticize tbh there's so many things that happen just because the plot needs it to that's hilarious
Sorry about that dude some people just don’t have a sense of humor I like these movies but if someone laughs at them I ain’t gonna freak out about it lol
sometimes you have to cheer for the villain
My partner yelling at Jordan when he made his Dale Earnhardt jokes: “GET OUT!”
That joke hits different when you're a Southerner.
Hey, I'm from Virginia that's... South.
@@cracked Virginia is a beautiful state. Especially western Virginia. I used to ride my motorcycle through the Skyline Drive along the best view in eastern United States. Great food and wonderful people.
GO TO THE PITS DALE
I just remember my English teacher, Ms. Kitna, having to miss school for the rest of the week when he passed. I remember his death very vividly, a lot of adults were devastated
I actually love the "Final Destination" movies, especially the third one, with the roller coaster. I love them the same way I love the crappy original "Conjuring" movies, before they started figuring out the "universe". Just a silly crapfest that you don't need to think about much. Something both fun and melancholy to watch on dreary days.
Also, the twist at the end of five was actually really interesting, especially upon second viewing, when you notice all the little clues the director put in.
Yep 3 is my favorite and 5 is actually done well
I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Obligatory my sister was her stand in for a show pilot and said she was very sweet and polite 😂❤
The next Movie Timelines came out way sooner than I thought - keep 'em coming!!
Next one might take a bit longer because I'm sleepy haha. But I'm planning more!
Quality cracked content
Ikr! He drops one a month & just filming must be a slog much less research, writing & editing.
@@cracked lmao. Could you imagine trying to recap the Marvel movies franchise? There’s like…almost 30 movies.
@@aspiringwayfarer I'm considering doing it in Phases someday.
Absolutely loving being able to experience these movie franchises vicariously through Jordan. Also loving the knife block being attacked by king kong(?)
Yep!
that's an awesome knife block tbh 😄
That staff member retorting that he's Chinese, when the old dude said he, "killed a bunch of you people in Korea," is somewhat ironic. Given that Chinese troops were very involved in the Korean War, the old dude might have been technically correct. That, and the staff member didn't pay attention in history class.
Ha! Never noticed that, but now I sure do.
I think it was more the writers that didn’t pay attention in history class
@@artemisfowldragon Watsonian vs. Doylian, right?
General McArther was even trying to convince the US President to nuke the Chinese soldiers at the time, but decided against it because fear Russia may retaliate with their own recently acquired nukes.
"Napolean could have won Waterloo with just a couple good flag throwing Horses like this." the funniest part is you are right. He was low on cavalry.
Actually on the dvd version of FD3 there is a choose your fate dvd game that allows you make decisions through out the movie. During the subway scene it will prompt you to read a newspaper and if you do you'll find out that Burke and Kimberly died in a woodchipper "accident" so they didn't beat death either.
Turns out the two survivors from Final Destination 2 died in a department store thanks to a wood chipper. We learn this in a deleted scene in the 3rd Movie
Interesting
I hear the theory that the Candyman guy uses the people with premonitions as Guinea Pigs to learn more about how Death works. It may have some truth on it, after all he only mentions that killing somebody else will make Death spare you on what's chronologically the first movie, and after seeing that it didn't work he doesn't mentions it to the characters in the next films... but also, dying for a moment and being ressucitated seems to work and he doesn't mentions it to the guys from the 4th movie so, who knows what he wants? What he really, really wants?
Maybe he's cheating death himself and work as a mortician so he can keep track of all the deaths, he then gives dubious tips as experiments, when there's no clear death list he stays cooped up in the morgue like clear in the asylum, when there's an obvious death list he ongoing he comes out and investigate/experiment until hiw turn is near
"I'll tell you what he wants. What he really, really wants."
Wait, near name was CLEAR?? My entire life has been a lie - I thought they were calling her CLAIRE this whole time! Clear? That’s way more ridiculous!
mandella effect! (lol not really)
One of the production assistants was named Clear. That's where they got the name.
This is a great way of keeping up with "modern culture" without actually having to watch this shit. lol
That's the thought!
These movies are entertaining in their defense
These movies are so nihilistic and dumb, and I’ll never forgive them for encouraging my youthful phobia of death by convincing me that everything is just waiting to go terribly wrong and kill me.
Great, now I want a final destination comedy movie where the main focus is Death, where he works as a life and death accountant and just wanna fix the errors on the life count on the past movies
Stupid scene idea from this prompt:
(Big boomy voice) "DEATH! WHERE ARE MY INNOCENT SOULS!? YOURE WASTING MY TIME AND NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA!"
"Sorry sir, these darn kids and their mangy mu- I mean, 'good friend' keep escaping me"
(Death's boss) Keep missing these kids, I will put my boot up your ass!
**Death turns to camera and holds shrug while Seinfeld theme plays**
@@Galaxa3396 "You're a loose cannon, Death! I want your skull and your scythe on my desk first thing tomorrow!"
Tony Todd is obviously the Grimm Reaper. Mortician is his hobby.
Apparently the reason why there was such a odd scene after terry’s death was because test audiences had such a hard time calming down that they had to include that scene to give the audience a chance to reclaim themselves
fun fact: if you put a glass (or can of hair spray for the sake of fd4) on a small plain of water, depending on the absolute angle of the surface, it’ll slide slowly as if it’s hydroplaning so that scene is actually accurate
Ha well there you go
I've never seen these movies, because they looked stupid. Now that I've seen Jordan's synopsis, I was right. They still look absolutely intellectual compared to the fast and furious franchise, however.
They are, but in a fun way.
Theres a lot more under the surface to this franchise. I'm not saying they get anywhere near oscar country, but you really should watch CZsworld channel for his deep dive on this series called 'the things you missed'. You'll have a better appreciation for the things the movies do well.
But
But
FAMILY
They’re supposed to be fun and stupid
If you watch movies for intelligence you're doing it wrong
I guess Clear wasn't concerned about the constant root touch ups in the padded room.
I can't get over how awesome the knife holder in the background is.
I do not remember these movies being this freaking weird.. maybe if you "line by line" analyze anything, it can be made hilarious. I'm crying laughing regardless. Please keep making these until you run out of franchises.
Ha that’s the plan!
I noticed Jordan was saying that Kimberly from the 2nd movie should of told people how to beat death. Technically it's because Kimberly and the cop died off screen, death by woodchipper. I think they cut it from the movie since they weren't able to film it as planned.
I always wondered why the cop never had a death experience when he was the first to die in the pile up during the vision...
For why the cop never had the near-death experience, he was supposed to die before Eugene, meaning, because of the backwards Death plan, he would need to die after Eugene. If Kimberly didn’t drown herself, the cop would have died soon after.
Also, the woodchipper incident only occurs in a game on the special features of Final Destination 3, so its canoncity is debatable.
13:04 In hunting if you take three shots at an animal and miss, the respectful thing to do is stop because you had your chances and it survived your tries. You should let if go after that to honor fairness and fate.
I'm not sure why I clicked on this but im glad I did pretty amusing🤣
We've also done Saw and Fast & Furious if you like it!
This is by far my favorite series of new Cracked!
Good! Me too haha
It occurs to me that Final Destination and Pixar's Soul are both movies about forces from the afterlife trying to correct an accounting error.
In answer to Jordan's question, sucking a cut finger is actually an instinctive response since the suction stimulates nerves to ease the pain and I have always been told it also helps to remove dirt and (somehow) aids immunity. I'm not a medical professional, feel free to fact check all of this, but that's what I know about the subject.
Obviously Death decided to play the long game with Misao Okawa, all those red herring ways he could’ve killed her & then killing her with heart failure when she least suspects it, 117 years later.
90's teens did actually go to Paris. At least some Canadian teens did as part of their senior trip. And I think that most teens at least did a senior trip. Which made this movie kinda relatable back then.
These movies are oddly entertaining. I definitely enjoyed this more than the actual movies. Thanks Cracked. Always a good laugh 😂
Glad you enjoyed it!
I forgot pretty much all of the first movie except the teachers death. Talk about the definition of overkill
I like how at the beginning of this one he just accepts and understands what's going on and rolls with it.
I'm resigned to my fate
@@crackedI like the weird canon going on keep it up. Nice to see Cracked is bouncing back.
Okay I don’t know what I was expecting but this is pretty enjoyable
This is our third one in the series! We've also done Saw and Fast & Furious.
These are my favorite series (though it’s almost tied with YBOC) of Jordan’s! I’ve never wanted to see the Saw films bc I like legit thrillers & implied gore like Hitchcock. Can’t do torture porn. But my curiosity about these cults intrigued me. Not to mention I like just hanging out with Jordan for an hour or two.
Final destination teaches us that we might die, or we might not die, or someone we know might die, but eventually, we'll die. Which we kinda already knew.
Amen
Basically it's about how some things are out of our control. Something mundane could kill us. We could drop dead any moment. The only escape is new life or taking a life. So, either a very situational scenario or having to bite the bullet of taking another life.
Really enjoying these longer format videos. Also never thought I'd hear a Seventy Times Seven reference in real life.
Haha happy to help
That song slaps
that one took me out
Unfortunately I think he meant to reference “Jude Law and a semester abroad” which has lyrics about a plane crash. Still Brand New reference always welcome
@@joeadamson8131 No that's the song I meant, but I now realize Jude Law would have been an even better choice haha.
I loved this. Watched every second, which is rare these days. Please do this for Halloween or Friday 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street or Scream.
This is way more comedic than it has any right to be. Way to go, Jordan... And Dave
Haha well thank you so much!
The Final Destinations were actually scarier on cable (or at least the later ones) because they'd cut to the reaction before seeing all the guts and gore. When I finally saw it on DVD I was like oh these deaths are kind of more hilarious
"And I think Clear might be an idiot" - I had this on in the background while working and this made me bark out laughing and wake up my girlfriend. I didn't know I needed this.
Is Your GF Named Clear By Any Chance?
Hidden Gem: Dr Breeding mentions death being a water bender. In the future (my past), he discussed the last air bender.
Watching you go through the movies in succession made me remember why I dislike the 4th one so much. The 5th one gets a little crazy but the fact that they’re on flight 180 at the end blew my mind, I didn’t pick up on it at all. I remember feeling like the earlier ones had more atmosphere and actually tried to creep you out.
I am so glad great writing is back on Cracked, Jordan is awesome. These are thoroughly entertaining.
I find myself quoting "no wonder why death keeps trying to kill these kids, they're freaking weird as hell" at the most random times. I love it. I have watched this like 10 times just for that quote
I can't believe I just watched an hour long video about how dumb a movie series I didn't like was, by a guy who also thinks it was dumb and didn't like it...
Great job, Jordan!
The thing that always drives me nuts about #3 is the whole graduation 6 flags trip. It's literally a thing that happens AFTER graduation. So there's no yearbook, and no school on Monday. Also, if she was taking pictures for the yearbook, and literally just turned them in, why did everyone have their yearbooks already? It's not like they just get spit out of a replicator, they take time to print, and they've gotta be shipped from somewhere else. Did the writers even go to high school?
That "I don't give a shit" is probably the funniest line in any cracked video
I always hated those movies. There's no way to win so they're just flailing around until they die horribly. You can't beat the concept of death.
I hate all horror/gorefests with this theme. If they can't survive what's even the point of watching unless you just enjoy the suffering.
The protagonists from the second one survived
That's what's good about them, it's about facing the inevitable. Its not as well done in these movies as it is in like the video game Majora's Mask but it is a solid concept.
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 In 3 it's shown that Kimberley and the cop guy died in a wood chipper accident.
Well, 2 established new life can cheat death along with 5 with killing people adding to your life span. Since 2 is situational I like 5's rule since you have to bite the bullet of making someone else bite the bullet.
I also realized at one point that they went really hard on the visions more and more as it goes
So recently I found out the airplane crash in the first movie is directly based on a real life plane crash out of the same airport in the movie that had happened about two years before. Super weird.
Candace's lead up to and death was my introduction to the Final Destination Franchise. I was 10 and flipping through the channels my hotel room had to offer
I love listening to movie breakdown while going to bed. The TH-camr I used to listen to said he doesn't like when people do that because they can't "appreciate" his work.
So I'm here now. Hopefully cracked will appreciate my 6 views a night from restarting the video every time I wake up.
Also this is my favorite horror series so I'm happy to fall sleep to it all week.
I love it haha
That was fantastic. These longer videos are my favorite. I am sure it is incredibly taxing watching, writing, editing, ect. I hope you can and want to make more lol.
That’s my plan! Thanks for watching!
The knife holder behind you is on point.
Thanks for the laughter as always 🤙.
Of course!
Most of the cast of Final Destination 5, are in a Miles Fisher music video about strange deaths in a Saved by the Bell style school setting!
which you can watch here!
th-cam.com/video/_lNEQAXX43g/w-d-xo.html
I love how he recognized three is the most competent. And after that lost it.
I can't tell you how many times I've watched THIS particular video. And your Saw one. Just kind of switching back and forth, while I get things done.
Have you seen the stuff on his new channel?
Tony Todd could tell my not to take a hike that day because the fairies will get me, and by gawd I'd listen to him.
Found you yesterday, and I'm hooked. You are so entertaining!!! The humor!!!Thank you lol. I can't wait to watch more ❤❤❤
I only saw one movie in this series, most of it spent hiding behind a pillow. This is the perfect way to sate my curiosity without watching all the gore.
That’s kind of the idea of this series!
I like how the one character tries to say how unlikely it is to die on a roller coaster as if they're being realistic and then has it fly apart in the most unrealistic manner. Also, riding in the back of a coaster like that should be the more intense ride, so that idiot chicken was just making poor choices all around.
Never trust the goth kid 😑
Honestly, I could watch Dr. Jordan recap any movie for longer than the movie's runtime
Ha well it’ll probably again in the nearish future
This was spectacular. Laughed so much! Great Job!
Thank you!