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To be honest, how much meme potential would Jojo bring if it went through this route? Also Imma name this alternate Jojo, “Jojo’s Bizarre Journey Part 1: Phantom Pain.” Featuring crippled Johnny Joestar using the power of hamon and stands to get into the rugby team.
Poor Dio: such an innocent, relatable character finding misfortune on his way despite his purest intentions! I really hope he will end up happy with JoJo in the end!
@@glop7096 Bro shut up I said that I already watched the anime , just after I watched the video . Also it was just a funny moment that I wanted to show
This is frankly ridiculous. I love it, would die for it "That's Erina for you! She's got way. more guts than we do!" --implying they also wanted to steal Dio's first kiss
Ok but that would be an onteresting plot point Jonathan would be in great conflict He has to defeat Erina But die to his gentleman ideology he cant hit a woman, even if she's evil
@DIO. lemme explain, DIO-Sama. You are a Vampire, which changed your entire body. And you are no longer human. Since you don't age and technically are in your 18 year old days, you'll probably make it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
@@ferreisd71 the joke is an exaggerated butterfly effect, where changing something small in the past actually has a significant domino effect on the fate of the future of that timeline, and here it's joked that it gets weird like this
I now want a fan comic where holly is just a badass and Jotaro is a sweet boy who got sick because of Erina. While we’re at it. -Lisa Lisa kills Caesar Zeppeli with the help of the pillar men -Josuke’s mom tracks down the stand arrow -Passione tries to save Diavolo from his mafia boss daughter
This is an alternate universe, where Dio and Jonathan became friends, and Erina became jelaus, because Jonathan spent too much time with his brother, Dio. Eventually Erina starts to bully Dio. Erina can't tell her feelings to Jonathan, and becames a Vampire, so she becames more appealing to Jonathan, but she just fell in Jonathan's eyes. This makes Erina mentally broken, and decides to kill Jonathan, Dio, and the entire Joestar and Brando Bloodline. Dio, after the first defeat of Erina, uses the Stone Mask, so he can aid Jonathan. Dio thinks, that there is no other way to kill Erina, but to become as strong or even stronger than her. Dio, JoJo, and Speedwagon destroys the mask after, and meet William A. Zeppeli. JoJo learns hamon from him, and together, they get ready to fight Erina. Jonathan and DIO proceeds to take a ship to America, to start a new life. On the ship, They fight Erina's Head. Erina kills Jonathan first, and then destroys the side of the ship, where sunlight come in, and destroy Dio's body. (This time, they get on the ship at night, and the fight is at sunrise) DIO takes over Jonathan's body quickly, and defeats Erina. Since Dio, who is now DIO, is a Vampire, can guide the Zombie army of Erina, and get to America with the ship. (End of Phantom Blood) DIO in America, meets a woman(Unnamed) and names him George Joestar in honor of his foster Father. Eventually, he marries a women, who was a baby in the zombie ship. It's Elizabeth Joestar/Lisa Lisa. Battle Tendency goes the same as in the original universe. (End of Battle Tendency) DIO brakes up with George's Mother before Stardust Crusaders, and proceeds to travel to Italy, where he has a one night stand with a women, and Giorno will be born. DIO travels back to America, where he meets a woman, they have 3 kids: Donatello "Versus" Brando, Ungalo Brando, and Rikiel Brando. DIO here lives a peaceful life, hiding his identity as a Vampire. (Stardust Crusaders) Elizabeth Joestar dies in a mysterius Zombie attack. Erina takes over her body. Then the story goes the same as Stardust Crusaders, except in Egypt, as they arrive in Cairo, DIO joins the group, and aids them with his The World. He also teches Jotaro the Time Stop technique. He saves Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin. (End of Stardust Crusaders) (Diamond is Unbreakable goes exactly the same as in canon) (Vento Aureo) Things get tricky here. DIO travels from America, to Italy, to meet his son. When he arrives, They are already on the way to Rome. This time, not because Polnareff, but because DIO contacted Giorno to meet him in Rome, and since Passione chases them, that's their best shot. Then DIO reveals, that he has bought an Arrow directly from Diavolo back in 1980 on a trip to Italy, this reveals the Identity of Diavolo. Diavolo panicks, when they find him, and accidentally tells them the power of Requiem stands, which he never used, because he only got to know about them recently, and now he has no arrows. Then Diavolo finds out about an arrow right in Italy, so there comes a race, who will get the arrow. Diavolo can't kill DIO without the Requiem arrow, and runs away.
Nobody would seem to notice a difference since dio took Jonathan’s body in the original time line he had the same exact sperm so if Erina took Jonathan’s body SHE would have HIS sperm so basically Girono isn’t going to look that different.
This happens in an alternate universe where Hirohiko Araki did not publish any shonen manga after his failure with the Baoh manga and the Jojo's Phantom Blood manga in the west caused the mangaka to no longer be able to continue the story of Jojo's and only dedicated himself to making other manga. shonen style and make Doujinshis only to be published in Japan during the 80's leaving the story of Jojo's in oblivion however it was not until almost at the end of the 80's when a colleague said that there was a news that an American journalist returned to read the manga of Jojo's and he liked it so much, he even said that his favorite character was Dio Brando and not only said journalist, there were already people reading the manga who, despite being incomplete, really liked this news, it shook the mangaka with joy so he still hoped that his forgotten story of Jojo's came back to light, it would become a world pop culture but unfortunately for him it is that the 90's already began and during that time Japan was going through a financial crisis which caused sales to drop a lot and the other problem would be that the public no longer They are not interested in these types of topics and prefer others, which is why the shonen genre was gradually declining over time, but that same decade, in the late 90's and early 2000's, another genre emerged in Japan that became very popular for the stories in fiction and in novels that genre was romance this genre became so popular that in all of Japan it became the second city of love being France the first but this genre was not liked by all mangakas of the shonen genre they were being overshadowed and it even affected the magaka Hirohiko Araki, impossible to make his manga but it was not until he himself read a Doujishin manga of the romance genre and then he realized that in that story he had a very striking plot full of feelings and adventures of a boy trying to fight for the love of his life while being kidnapped by a group of gangsters from a terrorist organization this manga was for the mangaka to get inspired and decide to do something that no one would have thought of at that time, he decided to combine the style of the shonen genre of the 80's with the romance genre of the 90's and 2000's to recreate the story of his forgotten manga and that is how the Jojo's Phantom Blood manga was published again at that time, however this sudden change made the mangaka recreate the posters and the arcs of the manga the cover of Phantom Blood of Dio holding the stone mask and Jonathan holding a diary was changed to 2 silhouettes these silhouettes belong to Dio and Jojo but with a different posture and in the middle a red ribbon the hands of both on the cover looks like the silhouette of Dio's head and Jojo's is below him and their faces were looking at each other very closely that changed and apparently in this new Jojo's story Araki decided to change Jonathan's gender Joestar from male to female and characters like Dio and Erina Pendleton their roles changed but Dio's character didn't change at all, it has simply been adapted to the narcissistic masculine shonen style of the 80's but with a feeling of a young man in love with the romance genre of that time. Another character that changed was Dario Brando because the original script from the 80's turned out to be a grave robber and a very bitter alcoholic because in this story it turns out that he wanted a normal life to get him and his family out of the oppression of the slums. from London this is a good-hearted man willing to help others and after these actions his life changed completely when he saw the Joestars accident in the ravine so Dario decided to go for help call the doctors to attend him and Luckily for him, Mr. Joestar was well alive and he was the one who helped Dario and family and well, with Erina, well, she became a villain because her whole family despised him and used it to achieve their goals of showing off, they enslaved the poor and even hung out with criminal millionaires like them, which made Erina hate them even more than she expected. usual and many times she is abandoned in the slums and well, she had to deal with the people there and for those things Erina planned a genocide plan which was to make her entire family disappear from her path and she created her own world and he will hate the others because no one helped him and he did this Erina decided to have her entire family burned to death in a fire that was how she got up very early but before leaving she grabbed a suitcase and put her things and food in it then she wrote a false letter stating that she is an orphan and her entire family died and that is how she that same morning grabbed tinner and a match and lit her entire house and even blocked all the exits in case of fire and well I do this Erina is going to the Joestar house to make life miserable for Johanna Joestar.
I mean they both have blonde hair Steve there was a couple fan drawings I saw of giorno meeting erina and jonathan and jonathan thought he took after erina because of the blonde hair lol
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That poor gay man
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This is the timeline where JoJo is actually a sports anime about rugby.
And a yaoi
And gay
To be honest, how much meme potential would Jojo bring if it went through this route? Also Imma name this alternate Jojo, “Jojo’s Bizarre Journey Part 1: Phantom Pain.” Featuring crippled Johnny Joestar using the power of hamon and stands to get into the rugby team.
Bruh then all the people ridiculing me for watching JoJo because it’s gay would actually be right! That’s not good
@@bnashtay2278 Bro and who says jojo being gay is bad?
"I REJECT MY HUMANITY DIO!"
-Erina Pendleton
Pendelton*
@@biscuitboi3561 yep
Erina brando*
@@dizzy1625 that would imply Erina married Dio
@@biscuitboi3561 didnt rlly think bout that tbh lol
It sounds even funny when you realize jonathan could have said "ERINA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DIO!??!!"
Только представьте
Джонатан бежит и орёт: "EEEEERINAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
@@Постколхозныйвроде Erina: So you are aproaching me??
Our Dio
Then Jonathan beats Erina up lmfao
@@Starpotion u h
Therapist: "Erina Brando is not real and can't hurt you."
Erina Brando:
Therapist: Dio Pendleton is not real can't hurt you.
Dio Pendleton:
@@putra_igotban8530 Dio Pendleton*
Dio looks so scared sos
@@putra_igotban8530 well... Dio is kind a joestar
Dirty deeds done for cheap .
Part 3 is gonna be so weird when Jotaro meets Erina who's head is stitched onto Johnathan's body.
nO PLS-
This got me
Nah I would replace my body with a attack helicopter tbh
You mean Dio's?
@@roberte.o.speedwagon7372 Speedwagon? What are you doing here?
Jonathan:
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BROTHER'S FIRST KISS!?
Proceeds to beat the fuck out of a women:
@@adolfsmith5191 *Kazuma approves*
@@adolfsmith5191 Jotaro: *yare yare daze thats what im talking about*
*HWWWWUAAAAAHHHHHH EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@Giorno Giovanna that how you can be exist
Love how Erina not only stole Dio’s first kiss, but his whole crew too
Yoo fr 😂
The alternate reality in which Dio decided to get the Joestar fortune by marrying JoJo instead.
considering the absolute disaster that his plan ended up being, that might have worked out better for him
And dio save lisa lisa and george 2 actually is adopted child from orphanhage
lol
that's actually smarter
Yessss!
Erina is trying way too hard to save the Joestar's bloodline.
yea
@@AbandonedChan8l yo u got a nice name I'll give u that brrrr
@@Kuhnakarm Oh thanks
Why am I getting Chris Redfield "Leon fuck my sister" vibes from this.
@@SirDankleberry DUDE SAME
Time traveller:Moves rock 0,001 centimetres to the right
Timeline:
Ahegao is good. Its just good
*Steps on primordial lizard climbing out of the ocean*
IT WAS COMING RIGHT FOR US! YOU ALL SAW IT!!!
XD
it's the「Made In Fly」effect
What is the name of manga in ur profile pic?
2012: Erina’s kiss is JoJo
2020: Dio’s kiss is JoJo
2022: Danny's kiss is JoJo
@@DarkGren what
@@DarkGren what
@@DarkGren 2038: George's kiss is JoJo
@@keniel-prime6214 2048 : Giorno's kiss is JoJo
Dio's dreams while in the coffin for a hundred years be like:
It's the reality if Dio stopped being a tsundere and told jojo that he liked him rather than being a weirdo and murdering his dad and all that.
xd
@@dcsomething6460please I'm dying 😭
@@dcsomething6460 You don't know how much I love the theory of Dio' actions being just, him not knowing how to show his feelings😂😂
And his dog. Just tsundere things tho@@dcsomething6460
Time traveller: * kills a butterfly *
Jba storyline:
Time traveller : Farts JoJo's father
Jba timeline
@@alex0O0O but which jojo
@@chadkakashi8534 phantom blood
😂
@@alex0O0O ?
So when Erina inevitably becomes a vampire, her thing will be "ERIIIII".
Eryyyyy
LMAO
This is blessed.
this is the most underrated comment on this video
Ngl thats my gf's name Eri xD imma tell her this tomorrow
"it's not gay, it's just a really strong friendship" - some random guy
Bromance
They were roommates as well
hmm yes,
Bromance at it's finest
Some random guy with a mustache?
I love how in this AU, Dio and ERINA still escape in the same coffin, but now in the opposite compartment.
Nathan remains in the same compartment, though
Wouldn’t that mean Erina steals Jonathan’s body…
@@Humburburtomboy
Danny: barks at Dio
Dio: "Seems like a nice dog."
Part 1 end
Ah, so great
The whole story began with dio kicking danny
@@ninjapower4ever yes dear
100th like
dario brando: *approaches george*
george joestar: what you doing go away thief
Part 1 end
"You haven't kissed Jojo yet, right?" Says erina calmly to Jojo 's stepbrother.
Is this a Harry Potter reference?
@@mrunmaiparab9705 more like Alabama, but that works too.
@@nuggetsschumaker4371 More like Florida
@@_abyssxl yt shorts user
Foster brother*
Can’t wait till Jonathan rushes to her home and Shout: “EEEEEEERRREEIIIIINNAAAAAA!!!!!!“
Erina: HINJAKU HINJAKU! WRYRYRYRYRYYYYYY QUUA
@@kars1259 HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL
hahah lol
Maybe jhonathan was a girl in this universe and then they start slapping
@@zegtendo724 no, he's a GAY
Poor Dio: such an innocent, relatable character finding misfortune on his way despite his purest intentions! I really hope he will end up happy with JoJo in the end!
I like how it implies the boys also wanna kiss dio but don't have the guts.
I mean......who wouldn’t
@@vanguardRailgun924 Me because I'm not gay
@@silverchariote3280 aw cmon it's Dio!
Kidding.
@@PajamaManor Unless it is speedwagon. Everyone is gay for speedwagon
Johnathan and Dio are my otp
Imagine buff erina going ZA WAAARUDO
And dio just sitting there in battle tendency doing absolutely nothing.
"GRANDPA DIO IS GOING TO BE SO MAD!"
@Mohit Raina yep
@Mohit Raina not that much different in the original tbh.
Same i think same
Bo god no
Erina made Dio and Jojo break up, what a bad girl
Let's give her a good punishment
@@waillie15 th-cam.com/video/AobYhwGlLCI/w-d-xo.html I think this is a good punishment.
@@the-red-thing i give you a clap
But I never want to see this from you again..ok?
@@trollge3866 *ok*
What the fuck did I walk into
「やりやがった！」のところの字幕がちゃんと「"She" did it！」になってるのが細かくて好き
The fact that jojo’s role never changed makes this even better
Poor Jojo
@@Canalog-Disk-B why poor jojo?
@@KUREIJl bc now he has to be with dio 😭
@@itzsuepy i dont see a problem in that
@@KUREIJl its a big problem tho
"she's got way more guts than we do!"
wait did you guys want to kiss dio as well-
Yes
Who dont?
This video just turned 10x gayer
Omg- 🤣💀
well..
This is 100% how Dio remembers this moment
mhm
Tf
@@cocojumbo5991 what? It’s cannon
Why man 😭😭
100 fax,no cap
In an alternative universe, if Diavolo dies
THIS is canon
Diavolo would be johnathan's teacher, Antonio Zeppeli lol
The funniest part is that I accidentaly watched this before watching the actual anime , and thought this was real .
😂
shhhh it is
That’s hilarious
Me too 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@glop7096 Bro shut up I said that I already watched the anime , just after I watched the video . Also it was just a funny moment that I wanted to show
Jonathan in a few minutes: *Runs over fountain, extremely pissed*
Jonathan: ERINA!
-beats the shit out of a woman-
@@notaname_here GENDER EQUALATY AT ITS FINEST
@@cancerwoman7669 jotaro approves
@@Ominous_eye Kazuma Satou approves
Erina: Oh, you're approaching me?
Does this mean that, a few years into the future, an edgy brando descendent will be fighting erina's head on a buff man's body
Giorno vs erina
No
@@texasdandy9083 But you need Jonathan's nut to make a Giorno.
Therefore in this hypothetical universe Jonathan joestar is now a tomboy named Johanna joestar
Nope we are not doing that part
Jonathan runs and opens the door while erina sips on fine tea, "ERINAAAAAA" shouts Jonathan and throws hands at Erina 😂😂😂
This is frankly ridiculous. I love it, would die for it
"That's Erina for you! She's got way. more guts than we do!" --implying they also wanted to steal Dio's first kiss
I dunno, seems kinda gay to me..
Wait a minute......
@@daev255 I'm waiting~
@@act2wasstronger182 so basically Dio is getting robbed.
"have you kissed jojo yet?" --wait what
If Erina become's the DIO in this universe. Then would that mean she'd steal Jonathan's Body? That being said. BUFF ERINA BUFF ERINA BUFF ERINA
POG
that wouldn't make sense, since she'd be a male-female mix, unless her vamp powers can genderbend Jonathan's body
@@maskedredstonerproz oh ho, id like to see that
stop
in that uni giorno is more ga-
Me moves a rock:
The entire timeline:
LOLLL
You even could lift that heavy rock?
Imma call 343 real quick...
@@muzankibutsuji7377 hehe bwoi
@@muzankibutsuji7377 Scp 343
My friend sent this to me with the message "This has to be the past that Pucci believes in".
This means that in this alternate episode there is a scene where Jonathan, while enraged, beats the ever loving shit out of Erina
True Gender Equality Jonathan
Ok but that would be an onteresting plot point
Jonathan would be in great conflict
He has to defeat Erina
But die to his gentleman ideology he cant hit a woman, even if she's evil
@@lucidhighway4403 thankfully, he realizes just in time that vampires are excluded from this rule.
Honestly it would be pretty sick if Erina was the main villain of the series
woman
Hey, she’s talking about not kissing JoJo romantically, she’s talking about kissing the homie goodnight
That explains the ending of Phantom Blood.
@DIO. *yeah man kiss ur homie jonathan goodnight won’t you?*
@DIO. *lmao*
@DIO. yeah you're old asf, but it wouldn't matter because you're a vampire.
@DIO. lemme explain, DIO-Sama. You are a Vampire, which changed your entire body. And you are no longer human. Since you don't age and technically are in your 18 year old days, you'll probably make it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
The alternate reality where Dio’s Dad did actually try to save George Joestar and wasn’t a grave robber
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@domino allion Erina's son was George Joestar II
Watcher in the backround eating popcorn
isnt it jorge joestar?
@@uselesskari no its george only
Erina's voice is so cute and on point
Basically perfect
*This was the actual plot...and the real reason Dio became a villan..*
Now i wanna kill erina for changing the timeline
@@cancerwoman7669 she made jo jo less gay we cannot let this happen
Erina: You thought _you_ could steal _my_ first kiss?!
Guess again!
Dio: …dafuq?
@@Johannesburg_ NO JOJO IS GAE NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE GAE
@@cancerwoman7669 erina escaped gae so sorry to break the bad news wat du we do
And the next chapter is:
Dio: * Bark *
Danny: I HATE BLONDES!!!
bruh this shit got me laughing by myself at 12am lmao
BRUH-
lmao
*/Kicks dio
Can’t believe Danny burned Dio to death
@@alexm3692 it was payback for the other timeline 🙃
The subtitles: have you kissed jojo yet
Dio: 😳
@Cris10l Universe sus-ie Q
Hmm JOSEPH BE CAREFUL SHE VENTED
@@abandonedlmao9433 haahhaahshshs
she hyperventilated
E
Subtitle knows about dio and jojo relationship b_but how?
" You thought it was DIO. But it was me. *ERINA!* "
Joseph: “Uh Oh I hope grandpa dio doesn’t get angry”
underrated comment.
Saitama...
joseph brando: cursed name
@Jayle Gaming Lisa Lisa was adopted remember?
Then how did Joseph get yhe brith mark?
Dio: I'm not GAy
Jonathan: Why are you GAy?
Dio: Who says I am GAy?
Jonathan: You are GAy!
Dio:no I am bisexual
@@cursed_crimson1356 same difference
Fun fact: Dio Gay in italian is a blasphemy
@@kinginfernal6781 Since Jesus is in Part 7 that means that he's gay
i have relationships with women
and sex with men
Time traveler: **Travels back in time and accidentally moves one chair**
The rest of the timeline:
Oh yeah boi
I dont get the joke, how does moving a chair change the timeline again? Dont r woosh me i actually just want to know how the joke works
@@ferreisd71 the joke is an exaggerated butterfly effect, where changing something small in the past actually has a significant domino effect on the fate of the future of that timeline, and here it's joked that it gets weird like this
ñ momento
@@ferreisd71 Butterfly effect
これは熱い妄想が…アツい…
ayo
@@reinaselga4616 *YOU'RE
@@hyunjinrobledodacula3558 YES
Sí
0:40 are those guys implying they wanted to kiss Dio too?
Yeah. THatS kInDA gæ.
lol
Im loving this alternative universe of jojo
Implying that there are men out there who wouldn't want to kiss Dio
I mean who wouldn't want to
@@HermioneGranger-cz9gc The real question is, do they perform the Natural obligation?
@@rorixthebladewingify doesn't that make you GAE
Jojo AU:
Dio and Jonathan are actually best friends and understand each other, Erina was jealous of dio as she wanted Jonathan for herself
@good Murder documentary : until they weren't
@@WartHog-013 Premier the men await your orders,please send the list so we can send dissidents to gulag
@@Jerry-tg7zx the order is simple , send the part skippers to the gulag
@@WartHog-013 da,premier
jojo's bogan adventure
“Kono Erina da!” Imma hear that in my nightmares now
KONO ERINA DA~KONO ERINA da~KONO ERIna da~KONO Erina da~KONo Erina da~KOno Erina da~kono erina da!~ >:)
@@hhhcmy say that in ur cringe gacha vids
same
@@kian4493 hi 9 year old that insults everybody for no reason
@@user-yr6he9hr5t no u
I don't know why, but having Erina be the evil one feels... so fitting.
Is it because a jealous, vindictive girl seems much more sinister?
You like speak from experience.
Because you're projecting, probably.
It's a common trope.
200 years later
Erina: THE WORLD
while fighting jotaro of the dio bloodline
of the brando bloodline :3
JOBR'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
@@XCarrionJoseph Brando
While having Jonathan's body
@@socksboii3848 😳
Therapist: Erina Brando isn’t real she can’t hurt you
Erina Brando:
someone already commented this 3 months ago lol
Lol nice try
Copied
Copied
gg
(git gud)
I’m Imagining erina with the world now and thats beyond hilarious to me
She is just Blond Sakuya Izayoi at that point
Dude!Imagine Erina vs Kakyoin.
The mifl hunter's greatest battle
Erina deserve incredible power, as a treat.
@@Slayer-88 blonde and less overpowered
Oh god.
Parody: ❌
Alternative Universe: ✅
Erina gets pregnant at the end of part 1, but here, DIO is Erina..
oh god
HOLY SHIT
i fear no man, but that THING
it scares me
no mental images, No Mental Images, NO Mental Images!! NO MENTAL IMAGES!!
nigerundayo from the child
OMG it all makes sense now. There wans't 2 coffins. There was only Erina !!!.
Dio: MUDA
Erina: *(moans)*
Joseph: *”NNIIIIIICCEEEE!!!”*
No
Wot
*N O*
Verrry niiceu ceasar chan
Your username is just the icing on the cake
In some alternative universe...
Erina: Oh... You're approaching me?
Holly: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer
We totally need a AU of this
Oh and I was going to make a summary of all that alternate universe of Jojo's.
I now want a fan comic where holly is just a badass and Jotaro is a sweet boy who got sick because of Erina.
While we’re at it.
-Lisa Lisa kills Caesar Zeppeli with the help of the pillar men
-Josuke’s mom tracks down the stand arrow
-Passione tries to save Diavolo from his mafia boss daughter
@@nobody5333 i love the diavolo idea damn
jojo but girls
I love how this has even voice acting
I totally love Erina's voice
Time traveler: kicks rock accidentally
The timeline:
Pucci: me reseting the universe wont do much
Pucci reseting the universe:
You just made me think that this could be canon
It went wrong
Maybe blowing the cartridge will fix it
Pucci: I WOULD WISH TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE RETURN NOW!!!
“Have you kissed JoJo yet?”
*ALABAMA 100*
if the roles are swapped then Erina is Jonathan’s sister and Dio isn’t related to JoJo
Aren't they not related anyway
@@watersealed well no but yes.
@@watersealed nah dio is adopted
@@watersealed its still weird
This is how dio told Puccini this moment
This is an alternate universe, where Dio and Jonathan became friends, and Erina became jelaus, because Jonathan spent too much time with his brother, Dio.
Eventually Erina starts to bully Dio. Erina can't tell her feelings to Jonathan, and becames a Vampire, so she becames more appealing to Jonathan, but she just fell in Jonathan's eyes. This makes Erina mentally broken, and decides to kill Jonathan, Dio, and the entire Joestar and Brando Bloodline.
Dio, after the first defeat of Erina, uses the Stone Mask, so he can aid Jonathan. Dio thinks, that there is no other way to kill Erina, but to become as strong or even stronger than her.
Dio, JoJo, and Speedwagon destroys the mask after, and meet William A. Zeppeli. JoJo learns hamon from him, and together, they get ready to fight Erina.
Jonathan and DIO proceeds to take a ship to America, to start a new life. On the ship, They fight Erina's Head. Erina kills Jonathan first, and then destroys the side of the ship, where sunlight come in, and destroy Dio's body. (This time, they get on the ship at night, and the fight is at sunrise) DIO takes over Jonathan's body quickly, and defeats Erina. Since Dio, who is now DIO, is a Vampire, can guide the Zombie army of Erina, and get to America with the ship.
(End of Phantom Blood)
DIO in America, meets a woman(Unnamed) and names him George Joestar in honor of his foster Father. Eventually, he marries a women, who was a baby in the zombie ship. It's Elizabeth Joestar/Lisa Lisa.
Battle Tendency goes the same as in the original universe.
(End of Battle Tendency)
DIO brakes up with George's Mother before Stardust Crusaders, and proceeds to travel to Italy, where he has a one night stand with a women, and Giorno will be born.
DIO travels back to America, where he meets a woman, they have 3 kids: Donatello "Versus" Brando, Ungalo Brando, and Rikiel Brando. DIO here lives a peaceful life, hiding his identity as a Vampire.
(Stardust Crusaders)
Elizabeth Joestar dies in a mysterius Zombie attack. Erina takes over her body.
Then the story goes the same as Stardust Crusaders, except in Egypt, as they arrive in Cairo, DIO joins the group, and aids them with his The World. He also teches Jotaro the Time Stop technique. He saves Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin.
(End of Stardust Crusaders)
(Diamond is Unbreakable goes exactly the same as in canon)
(Vento Aureo)
Things get tricky here.
DIO travels from America, to Italy, to meet his son.
When he arrives, They are already on the way to Rome. This time, not because Polnareff, but because DIO contacted Giorno to meet him in Rome, and since Passione chases them, that's their best shot. Then DIO reveals, that he has bought an Arrow directly from Diavolo back in 1980 on a trip to Italy, this reveals the Identity of Diavolo. Diavolo panicks, when they find him, and accidentally tells them the power of Requiem stands, which he never used, because he only got to know about them recently, and now he has no arrows. Then Diavolo finds out about an arrow right in Italy, so there comes a race, who will get the arrow. Diavolo can't kill DIO without the Requiem arrow, and runs away.
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Underrated
How long did it take for you to type all of that and think about it?
This is canon, if we apply the Made In Heaven restarts.
@@edge0412 also diavollo got killed by vamp Erina in a Canon death
MEANWHILE in another universe where jojo is actually a yaoi anime:
...It isn't?
If Diavolo dies in the end, it's canon.
Why does it feel like that's the main universe and we are in the ones in an alternate what if version?
@@EvilRyuGuy Because it is, we are currently in the alternate version 1753.12 b
Well, She stole our catchphrase...
When Erina takes Jonathan's body how the hell is Girono going to look like.
Nobody would seem to notice a difference since dio took Jonathan’s body in the original time line he had the same exact sperm so if Erina took Jonathan’s body SHE would have HIS sperm so basically Girono isn’t going to look that different.
AND HOW THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO LOOK LIKE?
M8 i think ur askng the wrong question. You should ask WHAT TF ERINA WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH JONATHANS BODY
@@ghostlyflamingo07 🤮
@@ghostlyflamingo07 I’m strangely curious about that now
This happens in an alternate universe where Hirohiko Araki did not publish any shonen manga after his failure with the Baoh manga and the Jojo's Phantom Blood manga in the west caused the mangaka to no longer be able to continue the story of Jojo's and only dedicated himself to making other manga. shonen style and make Doujinshis only to be published in Japan during the 80's leaving the story of Jojo's in oblivion however it was not until almost at the end of the 80's when a colleague said that there was a news that an American journalist returned to read the manga of Jojo's and he liked it so much, he even said that his favorite character was Dio Brando and not only said journalist, there were already people reading the manga who, despite being incomplete, really liked this news, it shook the mangaka with joy so he still hoped that his forgotten story of Jojo's came back to light, it would become a world pop culture but unfortunately for him it is that the 90's already began and during that time Japan was going through a financial crisis which caused sales to drop a lot and the other problem would be that the public no longer They are not interested in these types of topics and prefer others, which is why the shonen genre was gradually declining over time, but that same decade, in the late 90's and early 2000's, another genre emerged in Japan that became very popular for the stories in fiction and in novels that genre was romance this genre became so popular that in all of Japan it became the second city of love being France the first but this genre was not liked by all mangakas of the shonen genre they were being overshadowed and it even affected the magaka Hirohiko Araki, impossible to make his manga but it was not until he himself read a Doujishin manga of the romance genre and then he realized that in that story he had a very striking plot full of feelings and adventures of a boy trying to fight for the love of his life while being kidnapped by a group of gangsters from a terrorist organization this manga was for the mangaka to get inspired and decide to do something that no one would have thought of at that time, he decided to combine the style of the shonen genre of the 80's with the romance genre of the 90's and 2000's to recreate the story of his forgotten manga and that is how the Jojo's Phantom Blood manga was published again at that time, however this sudden change made the mangaka recreate the posters and the arcs of the manga the cover of Phantom Blood of Dio holding the stone mask and Jonathan holding a diary was changed to 2 silhouettes these silhouettes belong to Dio and Jojo but with a different posture and in the middle a red ribbon the hands of both on the cover looks like the silhouette of Dio's head and Jojo's is below him and their faces were looking at each other very closely that changed and apparently in this new Jojo's story Araki decided to change Jonathan's gender Joestar from male to female and characters like Dio and Erina Pendleton their roles changed but Dio's character didn't change at all, it has simply been adapted to the narcissistic masculine shonen style of the 80's but with a feeling of a young man in love with the romance genre of that time. Another character that changed was Dario Brando because the original script from the 80's turned out to be a grave robber and a very bitter alcoholic because in this story it turns out that he wanted a normal life to get him and his family out of the oppression of the slums. from London this is a good-hearted man willing to help others and after these actions his life changed completely when he saw the Joestars accident in the ravine so Dario decided to go for help call the doctors to attend him and Luckily for him, Mr. Joestar was well alive and he was the one who helped Dario and family and well, with Erina, well, she became a villain because her whole family despised him and used it to achieve their goals of showing off, they enslaved the poor and even hung out with criminal millionaires like them, which made Erina hate them even more than she expected. usual and many times she is abandoned in the slums and well, she had to deal with the people there and for those things Erina planned a genocide plan which was to make her entire family disappear from her path and she created her own world and he will hate the others because no one helped him and he did this Erina decided to have her entire family burned to death in a fire that was how she got up very early but before leaving she grabbed a suitcase and put her things and food in it then she wrote a false letter stating that she is an orphan and her entire family died and that is how she that same morning grabbed tinner and a match and lit her entire house and even blocked all the exits in case of fire and well I do this Erina is going to the Joestar house to make life miserable for Johanna Joestar.
💀💀
You have Heard Of "KONO DIO DA"
Now get ready for
"KONO ERINA DA"
And from our beloved Joseph Joestar, KONO JOJO DA
Kono giorno da
Kono speedwagon da!
Kono pp da
Thanks, i hate it
Imagine Joseph protecting dio
BETTER NOT TELL GRANDPAPI DIO ABOUT THOSE POISON RINGS
I kinda like that
I will take back that body for grandpa dio - Joseph when fighting buff Erina
Lmao BUFF ERINA
"Buff Erina." Oh NO! I can imagine that! DX
As a Japanese, I can confirm the translation and voice actor is completely in line with the original, but in female voice
As a non-Japanese, I can confirm that as well.
@@surgeonsergio6839 ain't no way boi
@@sharklover6000 if you play the OG and this at the same time and listen carefully you'll hear it's the same lines.
@@surgeonsergio6839 I too, as a non-japanese, can confirm that too
as a non-japanese i can confirm you have confirmed
Im new to jojo and it seems like this is how the fandom remembers this moment, cant say im complaining
Erina... stole Jonathan's body... buff Erina...
futa erina 😳
@@aqrmzzn Screw Erina, how about The World 🙄😳🙄😳
*pillar men theme intensiefies*
Jotaro is going to kill his own great great grandmother 😂😂😂😂
Erina + Jonathan body= joylne...
Man, Jotaro vs Erina is so epic in part 3
So what GioGio should be like?
Giotaro
OH FUCK THAT MADE ME THINK ABOUT IT
Oh hell yeah, I wanna see that
yall guys wanna see buff erina?
YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIRST KISS WOULD BE JONATHAN BUT IT WAS I ERINA
r/beatmetoit
@@thisistotallyanaltaccount9130 damn man sorry
R/joke
Ză hando
sweet home alabam-
No matter which is your alternative universe, even in yours Dio is the main meme of the series!
Let’s just all appreciate how accurate these voice actors are
I just witnessed my dad's wife cheat with my dad
This is the most confusing sentence I've ever said in my life
Hey, Giorno! You've experienced King Crimson's ability firsthand, think you could tell me how it works?
@@zierin705 I'm not sure how to explain it
He was always mine
@@DioBrando-xk8eu don’t you have like 4 children from different moms
giorno if you're the illegitimate son of dio who is your mother
Considering Pucci has reset the universe many times over, this is actually canon on one of those many resets
especially if Diavolo dies
Actually in one of diavolo's death he killed himself after erina stoling doppio's first kiss erina have to die no one is allowed to touch doppio
@@the_apotecary_from_tf2
It resulted in Giorno being born earlier in the timeline and killing Diavollo in Egypt with Za Warado.
pucci's resets doesn't change timelines ._. unless you died during the reset
Valentine's ability fits more for universe hopping
Aait does the new jotaro and irene have their stands if their spirits are the same ?
"She's got way more guts than we do"
Wait what 💀
LMAO
Dio was pretty so it's understandable
Now I have to imagine Jonathan beating up Erina while simultaneously apologizing cause she's a lady
@Lil'Oakii it a meme don't get too much into it
But that would be pretty funny ngl
His barrage cry can be "sorry"
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY ... SOORRRYYYYYYY
@Lil'Oakii wait so Jonathan and jolyne swap places???
D-dio… how could she… I was saving a kiss for you dio…
ERINAAAA YOU’LL PAY!
0:
Uh, what?
@@oceanman4038 welcome to jojo my friend
@@coolgamer2s505 yea I know, I watch jojo. I'm just confused
So my head is shaking
Erina:have you kissed jojo?
Dio:
Jonathan:
Pucci:
Edit:Thanks for the likes
... you Wanna die?
@@enricopucci3799
No?
@@Cudeus
You are already dead
@@enricopucci3799 Emporio killed you already. Y O U A R E
A L R E A D Y D E A D
@@stevengaming3689 FUCK YOU EMPORIOOOOOO
This version of Dio is just so cute.
"That's Erina for you, she's got more guts than we do"
*She's got more guts than we do?*
More guts than a male...
Hmmmmm sus 🤨
Astolfo, is that you?
@@Felipe20103 br tá em todo canto
@@kuroyami9757 parece até doença de tão rápido que espalha.
Remember, If all this leads up to Diavolo’s Death. This is canon.
An alternate universe where ERINA gives birth to Giorno who then kills Diavolo
K O N O E R I N A D A ! ! !
I mean they both have blonde hair Steve there was a couple fan drawings I saw of giorno meeting erina and jonathan and jonathan thought he took after erina because of the blonde hair lol
@@stevepensando2593 jumps out of the womb and immediately gets requiem
With D4C all is canon
Time Traveler: *Moves A Pebble*
The Timeline:
*the timeline in witch Joseph , dio and Chesar fight the pillarmen and Joseph,with dio being how Joseph was in part 3 but hating strobe hime*
Diona Brandleton and Erio Pendo doesn’t exist they can’t hurt you
Diona Brandleton and Erio Pendo:
"Kono Erina da!" "Jotaro. ERINA!"
Edit: woah didn't expect this to get 800 likes.
No comments
No comments
Kono Dio da!
@@Barnacle_Goat how is a comment from 5 months ago getting 306 likes and comments lol
O ma gaaaaaa
Me: “Sexual assault against males deserves to be taken more seriously.”
Also me: (howling at this vid)
Especially in India because Feminists made male rape legal.
gay
@@Kamixkaze one word, just one word
Atleast you are honest.
I mean, it's hilarious because you know the characters, and their roles have completely changed, I wouldn't laugh at this without the context
Gotta admit, Erina’s voice actor did a pretty decent job
True
This is the universe where Jonathan and Dio were roommates
"Oh my God, they were _roommates!"_
Imagine erina doing the Dio pose and fighting jotaro
But does she haul a road roller?!
@@LeftyPencil no. She throws a Jotaro AT Road Roller
@@Fridge_Fiend SHE WHATTT
Imagine her in Johnathan's body?
@Jobrogaming She can do that to me anytime she wants
Erina: have you kiss JoJo yet?
Dio: no but a priest try to kiss me
So pucci and erina then
@@aalter6340 What?
@@aalter6340 What?
@@luuk066 who
@@genalyndalida3546 lemme explain dio is gay for pucci and in this video Erina is basically dio
*Adult vampire Erina sounds kind of hot. 😳*
With Jonathan's body?
@@adolfsmith5191 thats more hot tho...
s i m p
I'm scared
@@teurdle7720 no u
Time traveler: *sneezes on a baby*
The timeline:
"Have you kissed JoJo yet?"
Normies: That's kinda gay.
True JoJo fans: YOU FOOLS. JOJO IS GAY!!!
Lol always has been
Wha-
Both kinds!
Always has been
What's wrong with being gay though
Erina voice acting is so well
We need a version where DIO kisses Jonathan and steals his first kit erina
So would Erina become Phantom Blood's Lisa Lisa? Or would she become a buff Hamon user like Jonathan?
you might be interested in the bottle tendency ytp, something kinda like this happens but its super cursed but also super funny
Thats bl
I'll check it out
And she and Jonathan have many kids together