Woman Hires "Discount Dark Web Hitman" to Kill Romantic Rival | Melody Sasser Case Analysis

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  • @mathewbowyer2221
    @mathewbowyer2221 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    At this point you should just assume any "hitmen" on the internet are just undercover cops.

    • @JacobSantosDev
      @JacobSantosDev ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Do something yourself to get it done. Shake my head.

    • @tsurek
      @tsurek ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly!

    • @aethrya
      @aethrya ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or just scammers wanting money

    • @duanejackson6718
      @duanejackson6718 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not just hit men, clean attractive prostitutes are also Undercover. Genuine illegal services are tough to come by.

    • @kevin_mitchell
      @kevin_mitchell ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Now you tell me! ... I wonder if the "hitman," I mean police, will give me my deposit back?

  • @idyeditbymyself
    @idyeditbymyself ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I can only imagine her shock upon finding out something so seemingly reputable as “The online killers market” turned out to be fraudulent.

    • @daisylavenderlove
      @daisylavenderlove ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤣🤣

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Rent a killer! Or the budget subsidiary, Lease a Bully.

    • @erikleith4670
      @erikleith4670 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TentinQuarantino_pro bono

    • @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202
      @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, for the money paid surprised she didn't go to the police and complained about being ripped off and the hit is always delayed

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว

      You get a free Nigerian prince with ever murder. This month only!

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    All those poor people who thought they were buying a murder or a face aciding when they were just being scammed. So sad.

    • @ginafarley6190
      @ginafarley6190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wonder if they get sent fake photos of the job being done ?

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s hardly sad

    • @Aurora-Nyx
      @Aurora-Nyx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wait you mean the gift card I bought from there is worthless? damn it what a swiz. 😂

  • @VSVickery
    @VSVickery ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “The couple was already getting married, how much pain did she want to inflict?”
    Prime Roast 👏🏼😂

    • @jkjives1786
      @jkjives1786 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was golden!! 😅

    • @jayjaynella4539
      @jayjaynella4539 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Top line there. Many a couple has found that out.

    • @bthomson
      @bthomson ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aw! Come on! Marriage ain't so terrible! All you have to do is find the right person! Oh wait....

    • @conorlauren
      @conorlauren ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He went yard with that.

    • @AlphamaleAO
      @AlphamaleAO ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loooool he is a wizard

  • @KimberlyLetsGo
    @KimberlyLetsGo ปีที่แล้ว +215

    If she would have only put all that effort into finding another man, she might not be looking at other women in jail.

    • @sr2291
      @sr2291 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To her, there was no other man.

    • @KimberlyLetsGo
      @KimberlyLetsGo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sr2291 Agreed. I was speaking theoretically.

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was married to someone.

    • @KimberlyLetsGo
      @KimberlyLetsGo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ann-sj4pt Really? I missed that part. I didn't think it could get worse.

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KimberlyLetsGo it was at the beginning,unless i misheard ♥️

  • @idyeditbymyself
    @idyeditbymyself ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Even the “Online Killers market” is fake.. what has our world come to?

    • @bundevsawhney7578
      @bundevsawhney7578 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The question is, was it immoral or very moral for the people behind it to steal money like that lmao

    • @idyeditbymyself
      @idyeditbymyself ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bundevsawhney7578 lol, great point ☺️

    • @RealmCenter40
      @RealmCenter40 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Funny you say that, I just saw a rerun of an old Cops episode where a woman flagged down the cops to say she just paid $20 for crack and they gave her a chunk of broken drywall instead.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you can’t trust an online killer you paid for with Bitcoin what CAN you trust 😂😂😂?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bundevsawhney7578 hmm paradox...

  • @ValkyrieofNOLA
    @ValkyrieofNOLA ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I’ll never understand how people can believe that a dark web site is credible enough to order a hit on someone like they’re ordering a custom knitted sweater from Etsy. Maybe I am just too paranoid and suspicious of anything on the internet…ESPECIALLY THE DARK WEB!!!!

    • @phat-kid
      @phat-kid ปีที่แล้ว

      she wasnt on the dark web lmao. she was just on the idiot web.

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real hitmen are typically just losers who own their drug dealer $650 and need a quick way to pay it off. Either that or a government agency or official.

    • @HelennaRose
      @HelennaRose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Use a VPN.

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont even know where the dark web IS 😂

    • @JohnWayne-86ed
      @JohnWayne-86ed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just need to know how to navigate the dark web anonymously and you can hit away!💀

  • @melangegirl
    @melangegirl ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “How much pain did Melody want to inflict? They were already getting married.” Another good one, Doc. Love your delivery, unexpected burst of laughter during a murder-for-hire story. Thank you for that.

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're morbid

    • @tylerjeb7888
      @tylerjeb7888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marriage is fantastic. Kinda sad so many people think otherwise.

    • @melangegirl
      @melangegirl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tylerjeb7888 I completely agree, but I still love Doc's jokes.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tylerjeb7888
      For those who can do it.

    • @AnastasiaFafo
      @AnastasiaFafo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laughed too hard and fsr too long at that😂

  • @timdelaney2798
    @timdelaney2798 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Flying J has always taken a tough stand against murder-for-hire and their bathrooms are clean too. Highly recommend.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Their strong stand against murder-for-hire is pretty important to me

    • @KindKillNONDU
      @KindKillNONDU ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have never been a teenage girl. Clean bathrooms are great for changing bloody clothes

  • @nathangillmore5064
    @nathangillmore5064 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Dr. Grande, your dry humor is absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering these tough topics and managing to inject a little bit of personality into them.

    • @4lottisintellect
      @4lottisintellect 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      His sense of humor is the main reason I watch these videos.😂😂😂

  • @ladymuck2151
    @ladymuck2151 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Have none of these people ever heard the saying, ‘if you love something, set it free’?

  • @dextermorgan1
    @dextermorgan1 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Just when you think people can't get any dumber, this woman comes along.

    • @internziko
      @internziko ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And totally redeems herself?

    • @NeUrOmAnCeRAI
      @NeUrOmAnCeRAI ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love your work.

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internziko What?

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NeUrOmAnCeRAI Thank you! I do what I can. 😉

    • @alexsky104
      @alexsky104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know one like that

  • @bunberrier
    @bunberrier ปีที่แล้ว +33

    In the current year, listening to a rational person is a real treat.

    • @bthomson
      @bthomson ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And rare!

  • @thesongbird2383
    @thesongbird2383 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dr. Grande - As for David, I believe that, in his wisdom, he perceived the "dark side" of Melody early on. Fortunately, he and Jennifer escaped tragedy. 👍💜🌵

    • @peggypeggy4137
      @peggypeggy4137 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. When Melody started stalking Jennifer and David, he already had her in his rear view mirror. So creepy.

  • @Kazwell111
    @Kazwell111 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Like many others here. not only do I enjoy the analysis of the material, but the jokes are the icing on the cake. Just dry and sarcastic enough to make me laugh to myself and shake my head.

    • @bthomson
      @bthomson ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! Just right! 💎🎯

  • @Mickeymouse7727
    @Mickeymouse7727 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Karen wanted to speak to the hitman's manager

  • @stevenspeaker
    @stevenspeaker ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How do you pump out so much awesome content? It’s gotta take a lot of research and time to distill it down. I love your dry sarcastic clever jabs. Never disappoints.

    • @VSVickery
      @VSVickery ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @chloeblack2615
    @chloeblack2615 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I hope Dr. Grande is doing okay, 2 videos a day, this man can't be sleeping a healthy amount. And the hours he's awake is sifting through the worst of humanity. But man do I appreciate the daily video I watch on my way to work and the video I look forward to at the end of the day

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suspect he’s a replicant 😊

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty sure he'll never exhaust the lunatics and narcissists on the net, so he'll keep 'em coming for a good long while.

    • @truescotsman4103
      @truescotsman4103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He makes a 10-minute video and there isn't a lot of production value. I'd say he has it pretty easy

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truescotsman4103 you do it then.

    • @wilhelmhagberg4897
      @wilhelmhagberg4897 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Very unusual that a single person creates this amount of content himself though. Lot’s of work involved with research and scriptwriting. Many content creators actually have a dedicated production team.

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Only up to ten years for potentially causing someone to be killed?
    Imagine how scared these people will be when she gets 5 years and is out in 3 or something. She obviously won’t stop and now she will meet other smarter criminals in prison. Some people won’t ever stop.

    • @halroxdynasty8683
      @halroxdynasty8683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao omg I mean actual killers get fucking ten years or less! I'm more scared of that. This lady is a dolt, I doubt she will ever to try shit again. She's probably gonna be totally bullied in prison and "scared straight". Child abusers literally get less time, that's what's so terrifying...

  • @2000disneyland
    @2000disneyland ปีที่แล้ว +118

    It’s hard to believe a jilted lover would go to such great lengths in her desires to cause harm. I was surprised at how wholesome Melody looked, could have fooled me.

    • @TheodoreRizzo
      @TheodoreRizzo ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She looked like she could do better than him

    • @MasterMalrubius
      @MasterMalrubius ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheodoreRizzo Maybe the whole “Kill people who don’t give you what you want” made that difficult.

    • @Pacamamma
      @Pacamamma ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't judge a book by its cover.

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Pacamamma And Don't judge a song by its covers, lest you be judged by your karaoke audience. ~1st Judges 1:21 ~

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good looking women always fall for ugly men.

  • @bigdopamine9343
    @bigdopamine9343 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At those prices you’d be crazy not to have somebody killed.

  • @DigitalNeb
    @DigitalNeb ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I mean you get what you pay for. I remember this one time I was trying to pull of a high level assassination plot with a couple of homeless guys I recruited in the Walmart parking lot. Maaaaan.... you wouldn't believe it, but NUTHIN went right. Sheesh, those guys had a terrible work ethic.

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And not just work ethic, try finding some with decent ethics! 😂😂

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it had been a Targé parking lot you might gave found a reliable LBGTQAellemenopee.😅

    • @Australian_Made
      @Australian_Made ปีที่แล้ว +3

      · Thom Curry
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marquisdelafayette1929
      @marquisdelafayette1929 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NoBoDy wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

    • @kevin_mitchell
      @kevin_mitchell ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's true, you do get what you pay for, that's why I went with the most expensive boutique hitman agency on the dark web. You do have to pay extra for some things though, like a first class seat for them to fly from Nigeria. But it's worth it, I can sleep peacefully now ... oh wait, there's some nice policemen at the door, I wonder what they want.

  • @urdnal
    @urdnal ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Makes you wonder how many people you know would have someone killed if they wanted to, knew where to find a real hitman and could afford it...

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not me. I’m into DIY😂

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...and deluded enough to imagine getting away with it.

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me. But to be fair he's an awful person by any standards.

    • @Naz1Killer
      @Naz1Killer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aldranzam3456 sure he was, the man's always an "awful one". Who hurt you

  • @katfayegarrett3872
    @katfayegarrett3872 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How do people think that they can get away this stuff?!?!

    • @brendamertes9472
      @brendamertes9472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better question: how many people have got away with this stuff?

    • @christinab9808
      @christinab9808 ปีที่แล้ว

      libs don’t live in reality

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brendamertes9472 I've heard of almost no murders that were done by hitmen, whether the hiring person got caught or not, so not many.

  • @ramair6424
    @ramair6424 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”.

  • @teddyjackson1902
    @teddyjackson1902 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve often considered what it would be like to be beautiful and intolerably stupid or insane. This story answers my questions.

  • @crisalis
    @crisalis ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The fact that she’s more concern of the dog than human is crazy.

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Animals will always be cooler than humans! Animals As Leaders 🤘🏻

    • @lf9341
      @lf9341 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer dogs to humans. That said, I can't even kill a fly. When Pamela Smart ordered her teenage lover to kill her husband she made sure her dog was in the basement so he would not witness the murder!

    • @amelliamendel2227
      @amelliamendel2227 ปีที่แล้ว

      Done people are legitimately like that is a mental disorder of some kind.

    • @onemoremisfit
      @onemoremisfit ปีที่แล้ว

      The world is full of misanthropists who see themselves as morally superior humans for hating their own species. It has actually become very trendy these days. "I love animals more than people, I'm sooo special ..."

  • @christophergarza9118
    @christophergarza9118 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I assumed this video had hit it’s comedic peak with the “Already getting married/how much more pain?” line! then from out of nowhere, you perfectly execute, the “killing grammar” line. Once more you have a done yourself.

  • @01splitpea
    @01splitpea ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As always, well done, Dr. Grande! Thank you for both analysis and good humor.

    • @BelloBudo007
      @BelloBudo007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes his humour is sometimes subtle. I have him playing in the background while I do a few jobs & I'm sure I miss a few of his little 'funnies'. Those I do manage to catch, I quite enjoy.

  • @rullvox5912
    @rullvox5912 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How did melody gain access to the data on Jennifer and Davids fitness tracking devices?

    • @tahlia__nerds_out
      @tahlia__nerds_out 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe she and David used to share data when they were climbing buddies?

  • @claudinejames7731
    @claudinejames7731 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wow! 'Add to cart' murders. What a nightmare. Somehow it also has a humorous side in this case. For sure hiring a hit man over the internet motivated by jealousy is overkill. Glad she got caught!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wonder if they provide free delivery.

    • @52daytripper
      @52daytripper ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "overkill" ha ha good pun

    • @crmay72
      @crmay72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nhmooytis7058 LOL! ;)

    • @davecasey4341
      @davecasey4341 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll add this to my cart, but then I'll check other listings to see if I can get a better deal. 😉

  • @LuxeMindsetVibes
    @LuxeMindsetVibes ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine the wife surprise that not only was her husband cheating but his infidelity opened the door to a possible hit on her life.

    • @dallynutkat3252
      @dallynutkat3252 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What? Did you actually watch this? He was not even with the wife when he knew Melody. He met and married Jennifer when he moved away. Also, there is no indication that Melody and David were ever romantically involved, just hiking buddies. Melody is the jealous nutcase. Don't make this David's fault. He and Jennifer did nothing. Melody was just jealous. Try to watch properly before making comments with opinions that blame the wrong people. You can be doing damage to the reputation of someone who did nothing wrong.

  • @EngineeringFun
    @EngineeringFun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What a fool. He violated the very first rule of dating, never date an environmental compliance specialist named Melody.

  • @Germania72
    @Germania72 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the only time I've been happy that someone was scammed.

    • @throughthoroughthought8064
      @throughthoroughthought8064 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I wouldn't mind if the scammer kept the money; maybe sent yearly postcards from vacations.

  • @vladimirputindreadlockrast812
    @vladimirputindreadlockrast812 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The assassin doubles as a Nigerian prince during the day, just to make ends meet.

  • @wendiwonderly1419
    @wendiwonderly1419 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The OKM business model was similar to nursing referral agencies I have worked for-minus the murder part

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not always minus murder...watch more true crime 😅

    • @MacSwan
      @MacSwan ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Skandalos
    @Skandalos ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Greed is so much stronger than fear. She felt betrayed because she felt entitled to this man. She probably thought she had hit the jack pot with the guy and seeing him vanish before her eyes and her jack pot going to another candidate made her extremely angry.

  • @mamaduck9370
    @mamaduck9370 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hell hath no fury etc but whatever happened to "plenty of other fish in the sea?"
    How can anyone's ego get so out of control they think killing another person is justified because of romantic rejection?
    Had a giggle at the sly dig linking marriage and inevitable pain lol thank you so much for the video. 😊

    • @rimmalikover9724
      @rimmalikover9724 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or in her case "Elk in the forest"

    • @demonCarcass21
      @demonCarcass21 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause sometimes in life people only have one person who truly loves them. Yea there’s a lot of fish in the sea but it doesn’t mean everyone is gonna get a fish.

  • @michael-m
    @michael-m ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ah...Another fantastic video to close out my day. Always needed, always enjoyed. Much thanks Doc

  • @Gigachadly
    @Gigachadly ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “ Yano what I hired an assassin today, and I didn’t break the bank!! “ *said cheerfully*

  • @samlsd9711
    @samlsd9711 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's hard to believe that somebody could be as naive as this and go online looking for killer.😂 wow.
    Thank you Dr.Grande for the great upload, never been so early.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People find dates online 😂😂😂

  • @sophiaisabelle01
    @sophiaisabelle01 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We appreciate your dedication and hard work. God bless you.

  • @F0rtysxity
    @F0rtysxity ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This seems particularly sadistic. Considering the couple was already getting married." LOL

  • @pamcornelius9122
    @pamcornelius9122 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Nothing like a bedtime story from Dr. Grande!

  • @nap163020
    @nap163020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ".... they have no trouble murdering grammar." I fell off my chair! 😂😂😂

  • @01splitpea
    @01splitpea ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The "nice dogs" gag was extremely amusing. 😂

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It's like Costco of murder. If you bundle 3 or more you get a 35 percent off😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @rasheed7934
      @rasheed7934 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can find a hitman in Detroit at church. I'm serious as cancer about that.

    • @jh76103
      @jh76103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you gotta act NOW!!! LOL

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you get a 10% discount between 8:00 and 9:00

    • @towritemichelle210
      @towritemichelle210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Groupon

  • @rejaneoliveira5019
    @rejaneoliveira5019 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The humor was fantastic as usual! This story is so unbelievable that is actually comical.
    Have a great day, Dr. Grande.❤

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You don't just order a killing online.
    Always check with the families of some of the victims and be sure they are unhappy with the work that was done.

    • @R281
      @R281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @glauvie
    @glauvie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doc’s remarks about marriage make me think there’s trouble in paradise. I’m only SPECulating on what COULD be happening in a situation LIKE this.

  • @decafmocha211
    @decafmocha211 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

  • @uralbob1
    @uralbob1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great episode! Your ability to report these stories with a sense of humor is absolutely hilarious!
    Thanks Dr. Grande!

  • @Jo1066milton
    @Jo1066milton ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think she was trying to reassure the hitman that although the dogs might bark and jump they wouldn't bite him or savage him - they were "nice" dogs. After all, who wants to get bitten while trying to kill someone.

  • @loiskondo8349
    @loiskondo8349 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Melody, he’s just not into you! Thank you Dr. Grande for another fascinating video!

  • @cogitoergospud1
    @cogitoergospud1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “How much more pain did Melanie want to inflict?” Savage! lol.

  • @Ann-sj4pt
    @Ann-sj4pt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How did anyone believe there’s an “amazon” hitman site 😳

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pure stupidity, I suppose. I would have written 'unadulterated', but realized it wasn't a good fit in this case.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว

      My sister thinks complex legal documents should be sent to a phone for signing with a finger initial, sooo ...

  • @pearpo
    @pearpo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Crimes like revenge for romantic rejection or a relationship not working out, speak to mental illness which likely was why the relationship didn’t work to begin with.

  • @frecklydharma
    @frecklydharma ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it would be great as a part of your analysis to break down psychological what happens to people who are seemingly normal that do these things. The beginning of harmful, and obsessive thinking. What is the profile of this type of stalking?

  • @chrisp8856
    @chrisp8856 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just had to comment on your ability to make me laugh out loud, again.😂 My father used to start his day with Reader’s Digest; Laughter, the best medicine, and your videos are my equivalent. Thanks for another well executed video.

  • @zavcig3612
    @zavcig3612 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best storyteller in history: dr. Grande 😊

  • @Michaelfay441
    @Michaelfay441 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How nice of her giving the hitman information on the dogs so he wouldn't kill them

  • @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202
    @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello from Melbourne Australia, Mate the one about getting married is enough pain , so good that after the third time l could focus on the case to the finish. Thanks, Doctor, always appreciate your analysis and quality videos. Did you hear they have replaced the music from "Here Comes the Bride" to "Another one bites the Dust", by Queen.

  • @nickh.4917
    @nickh.4917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you telling me that the online hitman I already paid for is not going to do his job? The web site itself said it was legit with a money back guarantee and said 9 out 10 customers would recommend. Is there no honor any more? No pride of workmanship?

  • @ztoob8898
    @ztoob8898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The jokes just keep coming in this one. Who would have thought murder-for-hire could be so hilarious?

  • @jdd3786
    @jdd3786 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The craziest thing about this story is that Dr. Grande has this information.

  • @crissy1764
    @crissy1764 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Dr G. Im always here for your speculations

  • @mrjermz5406
    @mrjermz5406 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Last time I was this early I was only speculating about what could be happening.

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you diagnosing anyone?

    • @rankoutsider2363
      @rankoutsider2363 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂
      No joke, I’ve always said TH-cam has the best comments! ❤😂

  • @d.g.n9392
    @d.g.n9392 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t imagine the things like dark web you described. Guess I’m too naive in my older age, not conceivable to an old guy. The internet is sometimes weird.
    Enjoy these crime mystery stories.

  • @david-dj8or
    @david-dj8or ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've heard of people giving money to those who claim they are the official representative of the invisible man in the sky.

  • @alannakiwi
    @alannakiwi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You've got a great formula, Dr Grande 🎉

  • @noelnewlon
    @noelnewlon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your subtle, dry humor is priceless.

  • @MsPea
    @MsPea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the deadpan humor. Dr. Grande is a comedian at heart.

  • @petercallinicos
    @petercallinicos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He's already getting married, how much more pain do you want to inflict?" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @lmiller1413
    @lmiller1413 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think she should have filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.

  • @Kattakam
    @Kattakam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it when criminals get taken for their money and their life reputation.

  • @elizabethwarman9028
    @elizabethwarman9028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good evening Dr Grande, love your dry sense of humor. As always I learn something new from your videos.
    Have a wonderful evening.

  • @nimsa2000
    @nimsa2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello 👋 good Dr. Grande 😊🎉

  • @sngray11
    @sngray11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listening to my daily dose of Dr. Grande while making dinner. 💗

  • @brendanquinn6894
    @brendanquinn6894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know your relationship is in trouble if your girlfriend has got a discount hitman looking for you, or has him on a payment plan.

  • @chi3fgri3f
    @chi3fgri3f ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm honestly here for the deadpan humor.

    • @fisherbird1739
      @fisherbird1739 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got distracted and probably missed a few zingers, this episode is packed.

  • @RekoHarmon
    @RekoHarmon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like Dr. Grande and the videos speculating on what might have happened in situations like this 😊 but sometimes the content is depressing. I would like to see more content with a positive outcome 🙏🏽

  • @jasmincampbell8105
    @jasmincampbell8105 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dr. Grande's dry humor is priceless 😅

  • @josephsheranda
    @josephsheranda ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She should have checked the hitman's rating on Yelp before making her purchase. You get what you pay for.

  • @JacobSantosDev
    @JacobSantosDev ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you can't do it yourself then don't be surprised if it doesn't get done.
    Also, i find that most of these are usually people who don't deserve to be murdered.

  • @davecasey4341
    @davecasey4341 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's so sad. You just can't trust a hitman anymore. 😆

  • @euchiron
    @euchiron ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "OKM doesn't seem to be able to be good at killing people, but they have no trouble murdering grammar." 😂

  • @garrysekelli6776
    @garrysekelli6776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so strange. I've never had dark web assassin broads fighting over me. The dude must have had Rasputin level wood.

  • @pearpo
    @pearpo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m dealing with a similar stalker who had paid someone to brutally assault me, but the person is involved with the police and has corrupted police protocol and routinely committed 136.1 trying to dissuade intimidate a witness or victim to a crime. The Admin Assist to the Police Chief is in on it, and refused multiple times to inform her boss who leads investigations on police complaints and corruption. This is in Palo Alto, California.

  • @milliewoo337
    @milliewoo337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Dr. Grande I saw someone post in the comments section somewhere a request for you to do the Alexee Trevizo case, so I looked it up and now I’m requesting it too. Keep up the good work!

  • @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366
    @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol you're killing it today Dr. Grande. I was also just looking at your Megan Markel videos and was cracking up.

  • @yamnjam
    @yamnjam ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Go figure online criminals are not trustworthy. I bet they didn't even refund her deposit lol.

  • @msistah247
    @msistah247 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow! Dr. G right on time.

  • @pezeron24
    @pezeron24 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sometimes, aging people should just come to the realization that they're no longer that hot and that acting like twenty-year-old sex addicts is past their time, and that they should just enjoy doing the daily Wordle and walk their chihuahua around the block before watching Netflix while sipping green tea.

    • @lisaschmidt8466
      @lisaschmidt8466 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now I’m depressed. 😂

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m 71 and just spent 5 years traveling around the South Pacific, now am in Hawaii writing a novel and learning German. I’m also a gourmet cook. Most of my friends under 30 spend all their time staring at their phones, playing video games and downloading porn. What was your point.

  • @chrisl4999
    @chrisl4999 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I figured out that the best way to know which of your vids I’ve watched is to upvote them.

  • @kaprkapr
    @kaprkapr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% accurate but they didn’t check if the dogs were nice! Brilliant.

  • @charsback
    @charsback ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phoning the FBI thinking your getting honest people to help is hilarious...lol thanks for the laugh...Doc..

  • @JD-qy9nf
    @JD-qy9nf ปีที่แล้ว

    do you teach? I'm getting my NP in psychiatry and I think you would be a fantastic teacher. you have a very analytical mind and you're sarcasm is funny. Having a sense of humor is necessary when dealing with such dark topics. For me, the sarcasm enables me to stomach some of the information

  • @helpyourcattodrive
    @helpyourcattodrive 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everybody is gangster until Grande moves to the timeline of the crime.

  • @spocko2181
    @spocko2181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the world coming to when you can’t even trust a hit man you find on the dark web?

  • @queenmab1999
    @queenmab1999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive got it!! She wanted the dogs!! But didn't wanna go thro a custody battle lolol