teh_pwnerer - teh noob song (PurePwnage.com)
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- teh_pwnerer - teh noob song Music Video
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Pure Pwnage is an internet mock-u-mentory based around the life of Canadian gamer Jeremy, or teh_pwnerer as he is better known, a leet gamer who has all "the micro", his friend Kyle who's mostly behind the camera and the slightly psychotic Doug -- famous for giving the gaming world the term "Boom Headshot".
From their early days using a borrowed camera and their mates as cast and crew, Pure Pwnage has now grown to become an internet phenomenon with each episode getting over three million downloads and turning its stars, Jeremy and Kyle, into gamer household names.
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Lyrics
Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs
Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
I'm going to give you some spanks
Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play
Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
(nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games
I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think)
I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game
[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la
I pwn you la la la la la la la la la]
Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know,
That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh,
You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore,
But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do
[I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la
like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]
I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that?
You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now
I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play
I pwn all.
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At this point this song is like the remaining part of an non existing era, I feel like an archeologist just by listening and enjoying this
This and "Dreamscape" and "Trinity" by 009SoundSystem.
I’m here with you brothers.
That’s exactly what it is bro
Nostalgiaaaa
I still quote "cause you suck ass at all the games you try to play" all the time lol
This is an accurate answer to the question: "so what was the early 2000's gaming scene like?"
Golden
Amazing and played everyday. The golden days.
It's phenomenal. Probably the best Era for gaming. Like 2004-08. Into 09 arguably. But man 06-08 👌👌
Miss it so much
Not really
This is so god damn nostalgic. I miss these days so badly!
yes me too!
Same
I'm glad it's not just me
-Cry’s in sad future-
It's 4 years later, it gets worse.
15 years on and this song still pwns
Almost 20,:)
This song will never get old and I will never stop saying "own" even though everyone else is saying "Rekt" these days. Every now and then I still see people using "Owned" or "Pwned".
toly liek rite lol
Still love this one
GF: What are you listening to?
Me: Classic rock.
Gotta introduce them eventually
The golden days. I remember when this came out. The newer generation of gamers will never understand
Still miss these old days...
i own u liek somebodys mom trying to play the games
will dey nevr understand doe?
Pure Pwnage...when they write the history of internet television, this here will be to Machinima what Pong is to EA games
Rip Machinima
oh man this brings me back to the old World of Warcraft movies I used to watch in like 2006-2007
Cliff Reeser Same here! But in 2008
WoW.
Ive been tryna find that video for years
Yup, watching Pure Pwnage again now that Classic is out. We're back baby!
@@ericmoise1271is it ”Warcraft 3 Hilarious Peasant Rush”? A classic
This always randomly pops into my head, still love it
A relic of the ancient internet, testimony of an era that has evolved into our days. I was a kid when this came up but I can certainly sympathize with the people who lived this. It is incredible how everything has changed ever since this song came up. For better or worse this will be an important point in the history of the Internet and it’s only a matter of time when people will realize that, with that in mind I will put my own step in history. :D
Yeah! Like, I can't imagine I was ignoring this much culture from internet history. Praise the sun!
10 years later and he still owns us all.
*pwns
Shame I saw him stream Dark Souls a couple years ago and couldn't make it past Taurus Demon.
I know it's a character but it still hurt.
father?
Almost 15 years old and still...
SCUD SToooooooRM !
Almost 16 years old
And still Pwning
This Sh*t needs to be on spotify
Still here in 2019 using this to make people rage over mic.
Legit what I'm doing on NHL right now lmfaoo
2022 update, still works.
oh how i loved listening to this song when i was younger playing runescape owning some noobs in the wild :) ahh the memories
Runescape pfft noob
This song immediately makes me think of staking on scape lol
Halo 3 came out in 2007. That's when this song was on repeat for me into 2008 with halo 3 and WaW 😔
Are you maxed yet?
back when computer cafes were relevant
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now this takes me back to runescape between 2004-2006 xD
Same here! But remind me why, was there a video of RS or something with this song?
Quirky Jezza There was a video of a guy that beat zezima and multiple other players in staking for party hats and crackers, among other rare items, he put this song in the background.
Thanks :p. I actually think that was the video that got me in to RS :o
Were you around during durial326 massacre? Good times! Lol
Ahmed Saricicek It's life, it keeps moving whether we want it or not. I sure miss the simple times too. Sometimes you have to give yourself a break and just enjoy the little things, y'know? That is important.
I’m still here, fuck all the trends this is back when RuneScape was capped at 126, when numa numa made me and my friends laugh, some random wow players yelled leeroy Jenkins and became fucking legends. This is the golden age of the internet, now we are adults and kids are misusing our platforms. I’m legitimately crying through mass nostalgia.
This was everything back in the day. Was gaming with my son and said he was playing like someones mom. I paused to show him this relic of a forgotten age
This song came out a while ago....
REALLY hurts when your name is actually Kyle.
Such a n00b, Kyle.
My last name is Potter =\
Aaron Potter hahaha :D
Aaron Potter YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!!
You suck ass at every game you try to play! :P
i love spaming this song over xbox live on the mic
yeah me too bruh lmao
This song gets stuck in my head consistently for 20 years lol
goddamn 10 years
goddamn 13 already :o
@@petrhejna6550 more like 14/15 since thats when the original series started
Now I'm 30 with a kid...and making her watch this :D I will pass this on to the next generation, this is my legacy!
kek
LAN parties, energy drinks, pizza and all night gaming marathons. Us old timers refer to that as "the good old days"
@@Enfocomp We are old timers now...
so much nostalgia. I remember playing those games CnC generals, SC, CS, or vanilla WoW waitin for the new episode to come out at midnight.
This is like listening to a song at a funeral. The dead one is my childhood. 😢 RIP youth. Still watch the show every now and again. I still have my noob army dog tags.
this song plays in my head when noobs think im cheating in csgo
***** lol ikr
I've known this song for well over 15 years by now, I wonder if the crew still thinks of this song randomly. I miss this series!
almost 10 years this video was uploaded and still kick ass
16 years ago when i used to make my own youtube videos, i used this song as my intro
everybody hated that intro song, lol
"I'm gonna give you some spanks"
Oh man, look at those old nasty old CRT's. However, I have to admit it was a great time for online gaming. Definitely the golden years before gaming became mainstream and expensive.
2019. I'm still here. Because this song is epic.
:)
Great childhood here
I remember dis from when I didnt have an YT account
Ayo I'm getting so old this shit just made me cry remembering being like 12 and playing halo 2 splitscreen w the boys
The webseries will live forever.
"Noobs, I just like, kind of want to let you know, that like I totally like pwn, like you."
- Jarett Cale, Best quote of 2006
go canadian gamers!!!!
2021, still pwning noobs
Nah its not the same. Not even close. This world is finished. Life as we know it ended march 2020. the world will never go back to pre 2020 normalcy. NEVER. just gonna get worse and worse until it all ends. Mark my word, humanity will be long gone before this decade is through.
@@mattnlogan101 stfu noob I didn't say anything about any of that, I pwn u
He still owns my heart
Lol truly an internet classic, so much nostalgia man
you didn't had this in recommended.. you searched for it
Still owning noobs in 2023 turning 30 this year YOLO!
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One of the best things that ever happened to Canada. Thank you for making Toronto proud fellas.
This song can legally drive. Congratulations!
Todays kids will never understand how great the internet used to be lol
Song remains legendary.
What song does it sample lol
Brings back so many memories hahaha.
16 years ago when yt still was nice
Nice, I finally found it.
He's got soul, even though this is a joke song.
This is a certified hood classic
shaddap noobga
This is my runescape theme song 05-08
IKR!?
Grats on playing the shit version of RS.
@@Return_To_Sender is that why os runescape has many more players than ns runescape?
Mine too
The nostalgia is strong with this one!
Man those days.... So nostalgic...
14 years ago...geeze. even 2020 couldn't kill this
I am just happy this song has not been forgotten even after 14 years.
Love the part where the chorus comes
All rise for the runescape national anthem
14 years laters still passing by. Hail you teh_pwnerer
2020 and we still out here
Guys,here we witness the Dark Ages... No smartphones, shitty dell computers....
good ages, good times
The past ... *sniff* ... so beautiful.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god. so so nostalgic
1:43
does he still pwn us 15 years later
yes
God what a classic! Every single fighting game developer should use this song as a game over or ownage song in their games, MK, Tekken, SF, KoF, MVC.
"I'm gonna listen to this just one more time..."
~ 3 minutes later ~
"I'm gonna listen to this just one more time..."
~ 3 minutes later ~
"I'm gonna listen to this just one more time..."
I miss my highschool friends :( ..
BOOOOOOM HEAAAAADSHOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You run faster with a knife, every one knows that
i wish this was in the movie
I still say Pwned when I own noobs. Pure Pwnage was such an awesome concept back in the mid 2000's. None of this was actually seriously real. These guys were part of a professional group that consisted of actors pretending to be these toxic gamers similar to Athene and his crew.
What made this so popular and funny is how spot on they were with their acting.
This master piece will never die
~2024~
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just introduced my 11yr old son to this song, he approves!
Used to watch this video back in 2008, near the launch of Wrath of the lich king. Good times ;)
The Maelstrom - EU
Trinki, gnome death knight ;)
***** Just thought like sharing some nostalgia bro :O
+King Crimson no way, me and my buds use to play alliance there too ;p
+Oli Garland That's amazing! When did you stop playing?
ohh , the memories :DD
This takes me back to Halo 2 and the primitive days of Machinima :')
HALO2
Arby n the chief, cod 4 and halo 3 for me...
From 14 to 30 I still find myself coming back to pp content
I used to listen to this while playing halo 3 custom games back in 360 lobbies. God let me go back just for a day
Watching In 2016
16 YEARS OLD!!?? WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!
2 more years and we can have sex with it
2020 anyone
I used to be so excited for a new episode of this show to come out. God I love these guys.
I'm one of those sleeping fans they talk about the in the video in which they tell us that they want to make a movie. Thanks for waking me up!
Holy...this is sooo old...XD
i own you noob :)
noobs, noobs everywhere
Omg....stahp!!
ClaireDeLuna09 but i love you :(
WE are old hahahahahahahaha if you remember this song ):
who's watching in 2027?
All these comments are from like years ago lol
ive been listening to this at least twice a week for the past 3 years
16 years ago :')
Loved this is a kid in my runescape days
Ice poseidon Cx
TriHard
Cx
the nostalgia is pwning me
shuffling my music mix on youtube, first song that pops up... oh the nostalgia.
Majestic pelvic thrust at the end.
Oh the classic Moog synthesizer, didn't remember that at all. Maybe I should marathon all the episodes of the online show.
2019 pure love ❤️
HOLY SHITTTTTTTT WHY DID THIS JUST UNLOCK A MEMORY IN MY HEAD
2000 and fucking 19 anyone??? I still rock this song every game I play and just laugh loud as hell owning everyone as the ultimate troll song.
great now i have to watch every episode for the fourth time
It's an older code, but it checks out.
lol i was 24 and playing wow when this came out i still remember that today i call it the fps doug era for my self
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
Absolute legend!
God, those first couple of seconds hit like a bag of bricks into my soul.
Visiting this again. Nostalgia
Oh you begging for the mercy now