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We set up on the porch but the wind was being picked up by the mics, and it was also too cold, so we went inside. Sorry no video this week.
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.
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Fuck you. You're probably gonna spend the dough on a twink. Good job on JRE though it was entertaining.
When are your Chicago tickets coming out, fettuccine Alfredo in the big city? Fans of this humpback whale of a comic will get the reference.
Ridge Wallet---YUMMMM
Im so depressed by the holidays that there is no amount of material junk that can ever fill the depth of my sorrow, which lives in my soul!
Sarasota, FL...Look it up!
Tim Dillon is the greatest man to ever do a podcast. Corporate Steakhouse was unbelievable.
you must be new
@ZackM go back to the Joey Diaz podcast you fuckin Muppet
Scott Cross You should check out CUMTOWN!
“You what some blue cheese with that buffalo....FAGGOT!!!”
Dude, if you loved Corporate Steakhouse, you would love love Tropical-themed Resort on da moon.
I keep digging out these old episodes and every one is a masterpiece 😅
Nothing quite like a nice, cold, 2019 Tim episode from before the world ended. It's like driving into your hometown in the rain/snow on Christmas, having a cigarette before goin inside. Nothing better.
Classic
This and Assland is maybe the fucking best of them man. I'll listen over and over again.
Assland epitomizes Tims resentment for the industry and if you are having a bad day or raging at an unfair world, My God there is no better medicine than that episode.
@@christianwalter997 when did the world end?
This guy is funny as hell but he is also full of wisdom.
🎯 Agree
It's like Sunday Service but with an unhinged crazy person.
I'm pretty sure that's all Sunday Services...have u checked on religion lately? Lol but I see ur point
😂😂😂😂😂
So like Sunday service?
Ben's laugh is essential to the show
Yeah... IT was.
Rip
Bring it back, the new eps just don't hit the same
@@raunchdressing2204lmao "yeah... it WAS*"
“You’re a 38 year-old man! Stop reading Harry Potter in public! You’re an adult!” 🤣🤣🤣
I want a “life in the big city” T shirt.
Exactly
It exists now
@@calatianupriser I the merch yesterday. Love it
But I compromised. I got a ridge wallet and a promescent spray instead.
Tim dillion the greatest story teller ever
I'm gonna listen regardless but would it hurt to get the video going
He needs to hit up Rogan for podcast tech help! 😎🎥
@@TheHeretic435 lololololollollolollllll you mad bro
I think Tim realized that you don't get cancelled by cancel culture if you don't provide the visuals for the media to run with. Audio-only flies under the radar.
@@TonsMoreCowbell check your privilege
Even better if filmed outside, on the porch etc
My cousin Dave lives in Florida, he was arrested for robbing a gas station armed with an alligator
Tim's take on the biz remind's me of Patrice's. Stay true to yourself and you may "suffer" from career setbacks but you cement your legacy. Tim, keep doing you kid and I can't wait until you're in Nashville again
Uuuurrdrrdtf test is. Xi
Life in the big city.
Best podcast on the Internet.
32:47 “That was all spent on colostomy bags for the talent...” And still king! 👑
The Irishman was 3 hours of trying to pretend Robert De Niro isn't geriatric.
That scene where he beats the grocery worker, oof.
G G he walks like an old man with a bad hip. It’s embarrassing.
@@Cuyt24 Well, he is getting up there.
I laughed out loud at the point and said ya that doesnt look fake cus he cant pretend to kick someone and make it believable
It was a good movie Tim's just always bitching about something
@@fukurmomma6393 well the mafia really isn't into High Athletic combat they're more into shooting guys
This dude is a doug stanhope chris farley hybrid
Tim Dillon- "Disney is a disease."
Yep.
@Tim Jacuzzi No one has seen the sequel trilogy yet lol. The last one isn't out.
“Stop jerking off the past” is possibly one of the best statements ever said
True but just to clarify his point about pointing guns at blacks trying to go to school wasn't a thing. When the federal government started forcing desegregation the military was brought in to force white kids to go to school with blacks at gun point. History sucks but just not the way you think it did.
Funniest guy out there, standup, podcast, guy is always killing.
What's the real problem with Florida? "The people...the others.." Tim is the goat.
Rewatching all Timmy Ds podcasts from the covid era. PURE GOLD!
I was at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, several people were on their phones, debating whether or not to go to Target. I was baffled 😅
I went to florida and watched an alligator eat a heron
Jesse Richards i believe it’s spelled heroine*
I watched a guy named gator shoot heroin in New Jersey
@@JerseySlayer I live in New Jersey and have seen both, plus spent an evening with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens!
@@Freddy_v If you mean that it ate a female hero, then yes. Heroin, clown.
Hostetter exactly. As in the heroines at Disney World. Timmys favorite place. Why you talking about that black tar you fucking clown. Florida does bath salts and cocaine.
Come on back home to Florida, Life in the little city.
:) Wait, we have big cities too lol. Tim is #1
“I’m not takin’ no shit is what I’m sayin’!! If you’re killing people with your food and they’re leaving on stretchers, that’s clearly not MY issue’”
Lmfao Tim’s Thanksgiving really reflects life in the big city.
😂
Roland Deschain No, ma’am, but you clearly are; I’ve been here since 12k. 😘
Roland Deschain Welcome! Make sure you pick up your “Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon” ASAP - they’re going fast! I mean, I haven’t received mine just yet but these puppies basically sell themselves! In fact, I could sell you some? 💎
Get a down payment from him first in order to honor and secure the deal.
Your podcast reminds me of talking shit all afternoon with my coked up cousin over a 30 rack of naty ice. Wish I had started listening sooner, saw you on JRE, but I'm onboard.
I listened to corporate steakhouse really hungover last Sunday morning and now I'm hooked.
Yes we should all start tweeting at Chick Fil A to annoy Tim. 😁
That's what got me hooked also. It was unbelievable.
@@Patriotsoftwash yeah the anthropological discussion on Long Island women was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Tim is the best to listen to when on drugs/alcohol or coming down from drugs/alcohol 😂 love this man
Excellent. Thanks for posting 🚬 Timmy. This podcast has become my current favorite. Always delighted when a new episode pops. 👍🏼
"At the end of this everbody is going to die and nobody is going to remember you" = when Tim realized this he was watching The Irishman.. as this was a major point in the movie.. spoiler alert
Tim Dillon is literally the only form of entertainment thats has ever been in existence
I laugh when Ben laughs.
YAS QUEEN
From Florida. Grew up my whole life here. 4 miles from the Parkland school. DO NOT MOVE HERE.
I honestly feel like I'm the last white guy in Miami. I got pushed out of my job, don't speak Spanish. But it's not really considered discrimination for some reason. Maybe it should be?
Tim you deserve a free Ridge Wallet for your Lodge story. You earned it buddy.
Tony Hinchcliff ,Andrew Santino , Tim Dillon all in one night well worth the drive from Las Vegas to
Los Angeles
Prince Andrew Sketch Tim Dillon
Tim, please shower me with your podcast greatness everyday.
So... No video anymore? I miss the porch
he said its cold and windy
Best podcast on the internet
100% true.
I specifically watched lady and the tramp for that siamese cat song
I had a Lisa's type of place in my early twenties. I was not in a good place at that time of my life. I am honestly blessed lucky and fortunate that I was able to get my shit together later on. A lot of people I used to know can't believe it when they run into me and see where I am now. I wish everyone could find their way out and come out great on the other side, but unfortunately most do not.
love you Tim, youre the best antidepressant. thank you
Even without video, audio alone tells me exactly what 1:47:10 looked like.
I see new tim? I click.
Dude you’re depressing me about Long Island I live there I don’t anymore but it’s bringing back all those bad feelings😂😂😂
lol I know this was posted 4 years ago but I used to live in weeki wachee Florida 😂 my friends grandmother made the tails for those mermaid shows. Tim if you ever end up living in Florida I may have to consider moving back as well but honestly anywhere is better than NoVa (Northern Virginia) at this point bc we can’t afford to live here anymore 😢
Tim Dillon is the new Stanhope. Sounds like him too.
sounds like Tim is mad he didn't get that part in the Irishman
You are destined to become the greatest Florida Man in history, literally and figuratively.
eating out at thanksgiving sounds miserable af
Its not. I feasted on Chinese food last year. 100x better than turkey & stuffing. Zero cooking. Ate like a king
McDonald's was open all day near my area.
Don't move to Florida! I'm from Miami and it's a shit show, the people suck and the weather is much too humid. Florida does not collect state income tax, but neither does Texas or Nevada. I think Texas is the move, then choose a major city like Austin or Houston, wouldn't suggest Dallas.
Tim come to Denver
PLEASE COME TO DENVER!
Lol Armean! Where are you ! ( pummeled by a mountain lion 🦁 haha
I hope you add video, like Rogan.
He used to have video for the episodes, look a few months back.
My new favorite podcast. Needed after working retail he’ll Black Friday weekend.
If the Boston Marathon bomber had a Cannae backpack we'd only have Halfachusetts!
Irishman was good.
But I did hate the cgi.
Tim should’ve went to Florida not Austin, TX.
Nice sounds like Tim’s in Edmonton for my birthday. That’s about as close as he could get to where I am. Looks like I’m gonna be taking a road trip this spring.
If this ad read isn't in the next GTA, I'm not playing
Tim is a brilliant storyteller. He has got to write a book about all of the people he's met and his life experiences. It would be a best seller and hysterically funny.
Get a second place in Florida, not your main joint. Florida will get you warped into some weird 1990s delusion.
I wonder if Schulz heard this two years ago and went “Florida is a great idea”
Thanks for keeping the truth alive and making it funny for me while you're at it.
I think Tim Dillon fell in love with Chris distefano. Not surprising at all I think Chris is in love with Tim Dillon, it’s just what it is.
timmy - never a dull moment, always rotflmao
and I agree with you but I'll take it even farther: no more hit men, mafia, mob bosses, goons, or people from NY who phone-in their performances
1:45:00 ; Bless Tim Dillon for keeping Comedy, HONEST. Nothing worse than watching character actors trying to be comedians on stage doing 1 hour specials bombing the whole hour, telling pretentious lies , that they think to be funny, and not lending anything to their experience or that of others. How's business Comedy Central ?? 🤣
17:00 I had a similar experience on Thanksgiving in Dallas. Super expensive and the food seemed like it was microwaved. I I had Lobster Bisque as well (some creamy soup)
34:00 saving for me lol
54:00 another
Some day these ad reads will be used in training videos to depict a worse case scenario in sponsorship, or maybe...a best case scenario.
th-cam.com/video/rNe1i20yA4c/w-d-xo.html
The Synopsis Queen! Thanks Tim for review of the Irishman. I was going to give it a shot in hope of something refreshing but saved me from wasting time with recycled screen bullshit!
This was the hay day
underrated episode!! this episode with Lisa's lounge story... and 3 am episode... so many others are amazing
Suddenly I need a really good backpack
Tim Dillon is a pretty cool guy
I live in a tiny town that is blowing up because we beat Duke at basketball.
Life in the big city.
10th from a crackden in the bronx
Tell Hunter Biden to get his dad some diapers on the way home
I miss you ben
2024 me listening to all the back catalogue to hear history being made all over again
Tim,...I wonder if you would resent, "The Irishman", as much if you had a decent part in it? I actually agree with you, BTW, and have no desire to see it.
He has said many, many times, he will sellout anytime, anywhere, just show him the Hollywood $$$$$$$$
Tim Dillon is awesome and not fat at all. 👍👍
too humid in flo
2:09 there goes my prepared green tea
Your Aunt sent ME Q You are the NEWS NOW Handle with Fuck'in care ! Juan O Savin for VP
facts, Tim Dillion is fuckin up these other weirdo podsters. cheers!
Tim if you're reading this you're basically an old Cartman from South Park. Just wanted you to know.
Snorlax would also be an apt description.
you're good at describing things
Thanks Steve. I'm mean at times to our keto kid but he's got good in his heart.
Nice, original comment.
Ben definitely reads the comments. No evidence Tim does on TH-cam, though on Patreon he occasionally jumps in.
Another great one, keep em coming timmy
I hear YUMMMMMM all day. I work at the Robin.
All of the attempts at an opening thing are bad; better just getting into the business
Omg when they realized it was Red Robin 😂
I agree with Tim, do not leave your house on Thanksgivings. The real turkeys are on the road, full of alcohol and turkey drugs, and everyone is in a race to get to the Best Buy parking lot. Great show!
God no Florida!
Great episode Tim. It took me a few days to get thru, but well worth it.
😂love this
Fuck it boys I'm paying the patreon
I like the sound of this major world car dealer
Tim “ I did coke off a poor kids head” Dillon
I love Tim's ad reads lol. Unskippable
you make being a sellout hilarious, podcast doesn’t pay for itself :)