Garrosh had more brains than the entire Legion it seems. I cannot understand how the Legion doesn't have the technology to just mass produce mana bombs and nuke every single city.
That's because the Legion is an expected invader trying to make its way through prepared defenses, while Deathwing was an enemy already inside who launched a powerful sneak attack that no one was expecting.
Hey ijs... they got spaceships and cannons and sargeras and have done no damage. The legions dps (to azeroth) is pretty piss poor. Not really a threat to anyone. youd think thered atleast be a crater or two(outside of the broken isles). maybe even some sacked cities or something. does the rest of azeroth even know the legion is still here? Or are the alliance and horde govts covering it up? I mean cuz everyone knew the LK was in the house. Wen dat mofo came he had bitches skerrd, na meen? Ppl was in the streets spreadin the gospel of that mfs destruction(If i remember correctly, there was a doomsayer holding a sign that read "the end is near" or was that for the legion.. ) Idk.. It just seemed to me that the "Biggest invasion of the legion on azeroth" woulda been bigger... more.... invasive... they just kinda chillen on the broken isle smokin bud and shit. And to compare DW to a burning legion of demons led by ya boi Sargy is a huge compliment. I mean even batman wouldnt have enough prep time for the legion.
I can't believe it, you literaly joked about everything I found a bit weird/stupid with this patch and how easy we're beating them back, again! This is one of my favorite cinematic parodies so far! ^^
Khadgar: "Good news everyone, I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all live on Azeroth" now I know why the Lich king is standing next to him
Another master piece that makes me want to cry blood and watch the original one to save myself from impending suicide. good job nix! keep up the great work!
This is incredible. I love it! You should do this on a regular basis. Now, I'll agree about the fact that copyrighted stuff is serious on TH-cam, but here's the thing. You gotta be careful when you're making videos on TH-cam. I mean, some people can actually sue TH-camrs for making videos with their videos/music without their permission, and if you're not careful, then you might not be able to make TH-cam videos anymore because TH-cam kicks people out after they get 3 copyrighted strikes. Also, you're an awesome TH-camr. Don't give up!
Nixxiom, this is... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SOME OF YOUR GREATEST WORK! I laughed so hard IRL from this, and I can't remember the last time I actually started to chuckle for real from watching a WoW video like this, I loved it! This was some absolutely 10/10 great work! Keep it up!
Because, The LK Was the only Villain that actually killed our heroes.... "Clearly there's no Evil that our Champions Can't overcome" *Shows Arthas, the ONLY Guy that was able to kill us*. Oh, and did I mention that the LK wanted Revenge due to Kil'jaeden's BS in torturing Ner'zhul's soul for 10 years, only to make his spirit the LK....
And then the deceiver will fall at the hand of the 25 most "fearsome" lfr heroes of all of azeroth! Each one wielding their own mighty ashbringer! Then they will bring down the evil of sargeras himself, empowered by the unique power of the dark lord Metzen to finally bring him down in a totally unorganized 25 man lfr group. Oh yeahhhh is surely love the direction that the lore has taken!
Yeah and now he died in the twisting nether itself(if MM is canon anymore) because of 10 random generals and grom who was just bladestorming here and there...I remember the day when the demon were so fearsome and powerfull and now because of gameplay mechanics they just all end up as raid bosses.I just hope that kil jaiden doesn't die in the tomb.
23 minutes later: (camera cuts to a dead Nixxiom after attempting the class quest) _"This patch is stupid"_ (Moocluck siphoning Niixiom's soul) _"Yeeeup"_
Kil'jaeden is that one guy who comes to a party only to eat all the Cheetos and then leaves afterwards with two glass cups and a Wii Remote. So basically me.
if they had all these spaceships in the sky just doing what sentinax does minus portals, it would feel more immersive but the scale of which this invasion is on doesn't really satisfy one's imagination now.
And i thought it would end as Nixxiom butchering an army of demons all by himself, because you know... they're so powerful and mighty. *puts a special mob that is supposed to be more powerful than others, hero should be careful, because the mob is so dangerous it dies in 2 hits*
![The Tomb of Sargeras [Lore]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U3D8hjYvLkM/mqdefault.jpg)
Garrosh had more brains than the entire Legion it seems. I cannot understand how the Legion doesn't have the technology to just mass produce mana bombs and nuke every single city.
The old god dagger wasn't kidding when she said the legion is moronic.
To be fair I'm not sure why WE can't do that.
Illidan *did* say that intelligence isn't their strong point. Most of the legion are mindless pawns, they're probably incapable of doing that.
Niko however their leaders are extremely intelligent unlike the frontline brutes their armies are made of.
The Main Duck because of gameplay
"Gul'dan was merely their porn"
Can't be unseen now...
The Legion's real Masturs have yet to show themsleves
So I wasn't the only one hearing that.
showfighter785 as a not english native speaker I had to replay this line a LOT of times to understand why was Velen talking about porn
Oddly, I was thinking about how that would sound to a non-native speaker.
I wonder if Nixxiom ever finds it weird that he is in a room alone making bird/chicken noises for a video. Its quite fascinating tbh
I do it at 2 in the morning as well, so I wake up the neighbors. It's great.
RubricMango6 do they ever think... well i guess hes choking the chicken again....
+Nixxiom You sir are great, never change!
i imagined nixxioms voice saying what he typed lol, it felt so real
good question
"Gul'dan was merely their porn"
-Velen, 2017
God damn it, can't unhear.
A huge nerd with bowling clippers. Hey Kira, hows that ghost hand porn?
pawn*
It's a joke.
That´s why KJ liked him.
Kil'jaeden - Morty voice
Deathwing has done more damage to azeroth in one patch than the legion over 2 expansions....
MrThundrchunky cuz blizzard fucking stupid?
That's because the Legion is an expected invader trying to make its way through prepared defenses, while Deathwing was an enemy already inside who launched a powerful sneak attack that no one was expecting.
Hey ijs... they got spaceships and cannons and sargeras and have done no damage. The legions dps (to azeroth) is pretty piss poor. Not really a threat to anyone. youd think thered atleast be a crater or two(outside of the broken isles). maybe even some sacked cities or something. does the rest of azeroth even know the legion is still here? Or are the alliance and horde govts covering it up? I mean cuz everyone knew the LK was in the house. Wen dat mofo came he had bitches skerrd, na meen? Ppl was in the streets spreadin the gospel of that mfs destruction(If i remember correctly, there was a doomsayer holding a sign that read "the end is near" or was that for the legion.. ) Idk.. It just seemed to me that the "Biggest invasion of the legion on azeroth" woulda been bigger... more.... invasive... they just kinda chillen on the broken isle smokin bud and shit. And to compare DW to a burning legion of demons led by ya boi Sargy is a huge compliment. I mean even batman wouldnt have enough prep time for the legion.
Yeaaah it feels like their first invasion is bigger
You talk like that or just making fun of retards that talk like that,cant tell
I can't believe it, you literaly joked about everything I found a bit weird/stupid with this patch and how easy we're beating them back, again! This is one of my favorite cinematic parodies so far! ^^
CITIZENS OF DALARAN
RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKY AND OBSERVE
IF YOU OBSERVE HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE KIL'JAEDEN LOOKING AT ALIEN PORN!
BLEGH BLLLEGH If you observe slightly harder than that, you will also destroy the invasion.
Good news everyone: Nixxiom just made a new machinima!
speaking of "good news" I got my unholy artifact hidden appearance yesterday :D
hey cool :D GZ
Khadgar: "Good news everyone, I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all live on Azeroth"
now I know why the Lich king is standing next to him
Nixxiom version is way better than original one, as always.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Buck Buck... Buuuuck?
I felt like a tear had fallen from mooncluck's face that moment that bird poop'd in his cap
0:30 no evil our champions cannot overcome, while LK standing next to Khadgar xD
That, "I don't know about that, Gul'dan had more HP than Mythic Archimonde in WoD and he did way more dmg!" almost killed me!
when you click the vid cuz you thought iit wa a legit blizz trailer but you find out its fuckign nixx lol
Another master piece that makes me want to cry blood and watch the original one to save myself from impending suicide. good job nix! keep up the great work!
This is incredible. I love it! You should do this on a regular basis. Now, I'll agree about the fact that copyrighted stuff is serious on TH-cam, but here's the thing. You gotta be careful when you're making videos on TH-cam. I mean, some people can actually sue TH-camrs for making videos with their videos/music without their permission, and if you're not careful, then you might not be able to make TH-cam videos anymore because TH-cam kicks people out after they get 3 copyrighted strikes. Also, you're an awesome TH-camr. Don't give up!
Nixxiom, this is...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SOME OF YOUR GREATEST WORK!
I laughed so hard IRL from this, and I can't remember the last time I actually started to chuckle for real from watching a WoW video like this, I loved it! This was some absolutely 10/10 great work! Keep it up!
0:28 why is Arthas there?
Because, The LK Was the only Villain that actually killed our heroes....
"Clearly there's no Evil that our Champions Can't overcome" *Shows Arthas, the ONLY Guy that was able to kill us*.
Oh, and did I mention that the LK wanted Revenge due to Kil'jaeden's BS in torturing Ner'zhul's soul for 10 years, only to make his spirit the LK....
because in most Arthas times Arthas is the true Arthas Arthas needs.
Bálint Kristóf I agree.
Only frost dk can see him.
And he is pulling the strings in DK campaign.
The best cinematic ever. Indicates every single silly moments of the patch and whole story. 69/10
"And Kiljaeden - pull up your pants"
Sargeras 2017
"Good news everyone". Thanks for that.
i lost it at the /chicken
What's weird is that I (Along with numerous others I assume) just did that quest this morning... xD
GOOOD NEEEEEEWWSSSSSS EVERYONE!
Over 20.000 years and only caught doing that 4th time? What a champ.
Very nice video! Hoping the best for your channel! Keep up the good work. #Nixxiom
this was the patch i never got to play and stopped playing ,2 years later im back in Classic.
nice one as usual nixxiom
ooouh so thats why we dont see any ships next to Dalaran thanks Moonclock!
"Yeah... okay." honestly the most relatable response I've ever heard in my life
Great as always Nix!
GOOOOD NEEEEEEWS EVERYONE!
Also, this is your best Machinima ever made! :)
by far my favorite video so far.
This vid is yet another reason why I love your stuff. Hilarious!! ^5!
I like the music on the end.... Its unic, never change it
Nice caddyshack reference
And then the deceiver will fall at the hand of the 25 most "fearsome" lfr heroes of all of azeroth! Each one wielding their own mighty ashbringer! Then they will bring down the evil of sargeras himself, empowered by the unique power of the dark lord Metzen to finally bring him down in a totally unorganized 25 man lfr group. Oh yeahhhh is surely love the direction that the lore has taken!
Remember when the night elfs had to sacrifice their immortality only to beat archimonde not even fully killing him? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Yeah and now he died in the twisting nether itself(if MM is canon anymore) because of 10 random generals and grom who was just bladestorming here and there...I remember the day when the demon were so fearsome and powerfull and now because of gameplay mechanics they just all end up as raid bosses.I just hope that kil jaiden doesn't die in the tomb.
Ummmm....
laertes104 yeah....sorry my bad, forgot that little detail...
he jumped out at the end though? if you look his corpse is still on draenor
"Nature is in peril druid, go fix it."
an Argus or Antorus Cinematic would be amazing
One of the best Machinimas so far
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
We brought a Futurama reference into WOW.
23 minutes later:
(camera cuts to a dead Nixxiom after attempting the class quest)
_"This patch is stupid"_
(Moocluck siphoning Niixiom's soul)
_"Yeeeup"_
And why the words fit so well in their mouths
love it, great job yet again.
Alex's Happy Place are you a time traveler?
Magnus Mardahl Yes I am.
Yep pretty much sums up the whole expansion so far.
Kil'jaeden is that one guy who comes to a party only to eat all the Cheetos and then leaves afterwards with two glass cups and a Wii Remote.
So basically me.
3:20 you missed the opportunity to make a star wars joke with kadghar screaming "IT'S A TRAP"
Flying is amazing, it makes the chicken quest berable. also, FLYING
I was just doing that bird quest this morning!
Shit on the hood of moocluck is priceless))
"and kil'jaeden pull up your pants" this cracked me up :D
How To: Challenging Artifact Skin.
For incarnation of fell and all that is evil Sargeras is really polite
this pretty much sums up the new patch all in one XD , easy island invasions from the dark lord himself
nixxiom is the sword of a thousand truths real if its real is it a hope or a chance
Damn.
Nixxiom makes everything better.
I was waiting for this one
Seems like someone glued Kadghar's mouth shut near the end...
They are indeed one-dimensional, and generaly just loot pinatás x)
FUCK SAKE NIXXIOM!!! you gave me a heart attack thinking this was the end cinematic for the raid first haha =D
Quick heroes! Head the broken shore and collect apxis... I mean neathershard crystals!
one of the best machiminas so far
Well Kil'Jaeden did get flushed down the gutter. No wonder his mind can't get out of it.
nice job with Sargeras lol. Almost sounded like Chris Metzen
buck buck buck...
*Nixxiom looks at the back*
Cluck?
Kil'Jaden mythic is looking pretty good.
Nixxiom should have put the subtitle like what Kakio did guldan was merely their porn
great machinima as always :)
I love it when you do this😂
i hope we won't find Kiji watching some .... THINGS during our fight
awesome vid nix
Kil'Jaeden telling a stupid and sarcastic idea or plan thats totally true and Sargeras: Wow Kil'Jaeden thats genious!!! 😂😂😂
Your Khadgar needs more puns.
You are not prepared!
I lost it at "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE..."
the box of tissues civil war...love it
I was hoping something about the murloc day that mostly everyone forgot about
Did anyone else catch that at 1:43? When Kil'jaeden threw that box of tissues away, it _shattered_ lol
*ARTHAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE*
Someone explain why Arthas is there? 0:27
I was expecting a legion musical about eating brains.
This cracked me up so bad, last time I lold at WoW was when I saw Windbreaker canyon......
The original gul'dan was actually a well made charchter unlike alternative one
so that's what kil'jeaden does in his free time
Goddamnit, I'm not subbed for a month and I miss a BIRD Quest!
if they had all these spaceships in the sky just doing what sentinax does minus portals, it would feel more immersive but the scale of which this invasion is on doesn't really satisfy one's imagination now.
@Nixxiom, I want those box of tissues for ummmm reasons
This was the funniest one yet
Thank Elune, no more Metzen-jokes!
Thank you!
I guess that Brazzers account wasn't going to last forever.
And i thought it would end as Nixxiom butchering an army of demons all by himself, because you know... they're so powerful and mighty. *puts a special mob that is supposed to be more powerful than others, hero should be careful, because the mob is so dangerous it dies in 2 hits*
At this point I don't want to save Azeroth anymore
The thing don't get about the bird quest is: Why does my tauren sound like a blood elf? :p
Nixxiom's mating call sure need some work.