Honest Trailers - Mortal Engines

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  • One more thing we can blame on The Hobbit movies - it's Honest Trailers for Mortal Engines!
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    Honest Trailers - Mortal Engines
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris

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  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    What crazy name would YOU have in the Mortal Engines post-apocalyptic world? Upvote your favorite names!
    POOL RULES
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    Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated.
    Three: Don’t go looking for fights.
    Four: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

    • @farmanlaway5263
      @farmanlaway5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      HONEST TRAILER FOR F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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    • @DavidTheJohnson
      @DavidTheJohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I would be Ruckus, or Fallen Banana.

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kranf Falkmacher.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Horatio Sigmar Pennyslank VII

    • @gaijinoni9921
      @gaijinoni9921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man, i love your comparison between mortal engines and Star Wars, but since i saw that you've done a honest trailer on that movie I was hoping so much that you mention how much that woman looks like Johnny Gat from the Saints Row franchise and you wasted it, why? Why did you do that?

  • @peterteddy3367
    @peterteddy3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    Producers: Let's make a movie about this book and then completely ignore the book. This hasn't failed ever, it will surely work

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      The Percy Jackson movies would like to have a word with you.

    • @gvasilyev84
      @gvasilyev84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I did try to read the book - but between a setting that does not make sense (movie is true to the book) and super-generic plot - it did not look much better than the movie

    • @xAVErRvISCARRa
      @xAVErRvISCARRa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      mean girls and gangs of new york are adaptations that ignored totally the book

    • @danj9580
      @danj9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean, I just watched it a few hours ago and while i thought I wouldn't like it, I genuinely enjoyed watching it.
      Maybe it has something to do with not reading the books.

    • @HellsingRuler
      @HellsingRuler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@gvasilyev84 something something they forgot and skipped all a lot of important detail that are in the middle of the series that are what makes a lot of it make sense

  • @patrickd8654
    @patrickd8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    According to Wikipedia (so it might be true), the book series has been informally referred to as "the Hungry City Chronicles," which the author disliked.
    I guess he is glad that "A Harrowing Game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos" never gained, um, traction.

    • @evilallensmithee
      @evilallensmithee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Patrick D 🤣

    • @thelozenger2851
      @thelozenger2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Someone give this man a medal!

    • @colebrandt9302
      @colebrandt9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So in the hungry city chronicles is there a mocking jay city that comes from continent 13 to represent the other starving cities in a battle against other cities from other continents? Do they have a zombie protector named Katniss?

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fortunately the guns of the Anti - Tractionists prevailed.

    • @princetigerlily
      @princetigerlily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just now saw this video, and this comment. You sir, are a gem

  • @poky888nuju
    @poky888nuju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    Undead cyborg dad was the best. He had the most emotional draw of all the rest combined.

    • @gdeangelkick
      @gdeangelkick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      His ending was formulaic, though. There was so much more to be done with the character. At least give him a proper end, not going out like a punk because his heart is broken by his daughter growing up? Weak.

    • @owenchau4719
      @owenchau4719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HIS NAME WAS SHRIKE

    • @WHRiih
      @WHRiih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      In the books, he was the only character that survived the ending.

    • @TheSQDoctor
      @TheSQDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I watched this on an airplane, and even I have to admit I teared up in his final scenes remembering his child.

    • @darthparallax5207
      @darthparallax5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only saw the movie so far. He's immortal in the books? Huh. Sounds good too.
      I liked movie ending though. I do like Star Trek Original Series a lot and it felt like that.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I think the anti-tractionists are the people in regular cities that were like “those rolling cities are stupid”

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      So basically everybody in the reply sections to clips of the film

    • @readygames8587
      @readygames8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That pretty much what it is in the books

    • @TycoonTitian01
      @TycoonTitian01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@readygames8587, it is? Lol

    • @readygames8587
      @readygames8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TycoonTitian01 yea they just want to live a normal life. But then some extremists go crazy

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So.... every citizen of every real city ever? 🤣

  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    I would have gone for "London Bridge is crawling around."

    • @supereddy6421
      @supereddy6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My fair lady

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I was also surprised there weren't any Howls Moving Castle jokes 😄

    • @Hypotetiskt
      @Hypotetiskt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boondock Taint

    • @supereddy6421
      @supereddy6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hypotetiskt boondock taints

    • @bernieponcik1351
      @bernieponcik1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hypotetiskt FUCK Yeah!!!

  • @kenchun24
    @kenchun24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Mortal Engines: one of the coolest looking (production design) live action Steampunks ever to steam punk, but just had no box office steam (a good script) to punk :(

    • @PawnStarsGold
      @PawnStarsGold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I really liked this movie. Considering how much crappy movies out there now

    • @TheMagickHat77
      @TheMagickHat77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I went for the dystopian steampunk look and cool mobile cities. Stayed for the same reason. The movie wasn't that bad, it just wasn't as great as it could have been. >_>

  • @Ikyzm_0
    @Ikyzm_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    If Howl's moving castle had a battle royal mode.

    • @imjuil4108
      @imjuil4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And was shit!

    • @yaksher
      @yaksher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love this comment so much. You made my day significantly better :P

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thought the exact same thing! only Howl's moving castle would have trashed those big moving cities.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was just thinking this plot reeks of anime.

    • @kiarahorowitz1787
      @kiarahorowitz1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would watch that. Why couldn't it have been (live action or animated. I don't care which) Howl's moving castle and Laputa castle in the sky in the same movie?

  • @damianlord7954
    @damianlord7954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    The "MORTAL ENGINES!" Mortal Kombat ending was superb!! 😂

    • @MIZZKIE
      @MIZZKIE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MOORTAL EENGIIIIIIIIINNES!!!!!!1111one2

    • @jojoolegario1690
      @jojoolegario1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damian Lord same

    • @rising_tide1063
      @rising_tide1063 ปีที่แล้ว

      funniest part of the honest trailer XD

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    3:27 - CONFIRMED: This movie takes place in the Despicable Me Cinematic Universe.

    • @ofvlgcn888
      @ofvlgcn888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Commonly called, De MCU

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the best lol of the whole trailer!!

    • @asherkahtan3914
      @asherkahtan3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It most certainly does NOT!!

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next movie will be called mortal engines two Gru fury

  • @kostasfoto
    @kostasfoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    The walking dad?
    THE WALKING DAD???
    Day 3- I can't stop laughing...

    • @Gwilfawe
      @Gwilfawe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Should have been 'Nick Valentine'

    • @flameroad123
      @flameroad123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Death by laughter. Best way to go.

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Necrons: The Prequel

    • @efaypee
      @efaypee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gwilfawe my thoughts exactly

    • @kittyhawk9707
      @kittyhawk9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah ..Hilarious .. my sides literally split and I died .. i have been chucked out of Heaven for constantly laughing , Even Satan looks at me funny due to my constant insane laughter at this joke.. I am in a state of Laughter limbo , such was the insane laughability of that joke

  • @1nc0gn120
    @1nc0gn120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    I knew Brexit would go too far...

    • @comarat8386
      @comarat8386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      This comment doesn’t have nearly enough upvotes

    • @karanjoshi2662
      @karanjoshi2662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Comarat 83 wrong word comarade comarat in motherland of TH-cam WE use the word like

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This comment deserves all the likes, including Michel Barnier's 🤣

    • @KME4698
      @KME4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This film has, and should never anything to do with Brexit! Not all films should have to be political, especially one set 3000 years in the future. A future where they wouldn't give a damn about the outcome. Also this film was made in New Zealand, away from the Brexit debacle. They also may not want to predict the outcome. Besides, Brexit is the best thing that has happened to England since winning WWII! (Pro-Brexiter)

    • @sulphur77777
      @sulphur77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KME4698English in what sense is the best thing that happened to England? Why only England and not Wales, Scotland, Nothern Ireland? What will be the Vision for England bright future, something like what f.e the Dyson founder want? Low tax heaven, with little to no social and environmental regulation, did you guys not have those things in 19 century, I guess some people miss the old days.

  • @williamrose3413
    @williamrose3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It's quite a clever detail shrike narrating the intro, because right at the end of the series generations later we find that he has decided to become what is called a 'remembering machine' and the entire series was actually him talking

  • @vibeyandvibeless
    @vibeyandvibeless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Honest Trailer Guy: "Professional bad person Hugo Weaving"
    Elrond: Am I a joke to you?

    • @victorwagner2423
      @victorwagner2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      tbh, Elrond wasn't that great either

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Agent Smith "We have some questions Mr. Anderson"

    • @Aliens1337
      @Aliens1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elrond is a bad person, not a bad guy, but still a bad person. He was dickish to everyone, including his own daughter.

    • @dustin2698
      @dustin2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Elves are the real villains of Middle-Earth though, so the Elrond thing holds.

    • @hithere7626
      @hithere7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Victor Wagner, you have failed this comment section.

  • @keyzulu
    @keyzulu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    London Crawlin
    People Fallin
    Hester Growlin
    Plot is Stallin...
    dun dun dun.... dun dun dun...
    MORTAL ENGINES

  • @seblaw7113
    @seblaw7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Another parallel with Star Wars: Shrike screaming "HESTER" every 3 milliseconds and Finn screaming "REY" every 3 milliseconds

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we dont talk about the sequels

    • @DragonJohn
      @DragonJohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Star Wars stole that from the last two seasons of "Due South"

  • @raylast3873
    @raylast3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Kind of depressing, seeing as the idea was actually kind of neat.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The books are great, definitely recommend

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Guess this got eaten up by the "we need to find the next Hunger Games" movie industry

    • @Kyoptic
      @Kyoptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Books are well worth it. The film was a crime against them.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was.
      It was simply that people had got tired of YA dystopian SF and not even super - cool cities on tracks could lure them back.

    • @sociallyinept1079
      @sociallyinept1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They'll make a brilliant TV series of the books eventually, fear not

  • @m.yasirali9666
    @m.yasirali9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Omg ... that mortal engines shout at the end with mortal kombat backdrop 😂😂😂

    • @dommyshan
      @dommyshan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really didn't expect that. it was awwweesommeeee

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect.

    • @strockerfu
      @strockerfu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was cooler than the movie itself.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Test your might.

  • @BOH-28
    @BOH-28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    This movie flopped so hard that i forgot it came out this year lol

    • @aaaadit5155
      @aaaadit5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Arif Hint it came out last year

    • @sleekantonio1990
      @sleekantonio1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Aditya Dandwate i never knew it exist

    • @Krauerking
      @Krauerking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@sleekantonio1990 I didn't even know the words mortal engines existed

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I wanted to see it in the cinema (for the visuals alone, I knew from the second trailer it wasn’t gonna live up to the books), but I completely forgot to see it. It’s a tragedy that such well-written books got such a forgettable adaptation.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually wanted to watch this, the books are great! But mostly because I suspected the film would be a bloody train wreck 😅

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Cyborg zombies would definitely breathe some life back into The Walking Dead.

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like pvt. Caulder from dead rising?

    • @SourRobo8364
      @SourRobo8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@331coolguy no, not that far and goofy. Just a little more spice to the mix.

    • @ultrameenypants3501
      @ultrameenypants3501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Especially the pirate accent. That'd be fun. 'Undead Cyborg Pirates.' What a dumpster fire that would be.

    • @algomi9280
      @algomi9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeeh fallout 3 / 4 >_>

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultrameenypants3501 let's go for broke : undead cyborg pirate ninja nuns !

  • @glbernini0
    @glbernini0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The beautiful female star was supposed to be so hideously scarred that it made people sick to look at her in the book.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That's easier to do in a book than in a movie, where the audience actually has to look at her.

    • @erickeating300
      @erickeating300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The producers said that they coudlnt put that much scarring on her because scars are supposed to recede into the skin and leave a crevice but cosmetic scars sit on top of the skin and to put that much on her just wouldnt look right with it bulging out of her face.

    • @Macroman595
      @Macroman595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, thank you!

    • @AnnaCurser
      @AnnaCurser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@erickeating300 then just fucking CGI her. they have a cyborg zombie!

    • @Welverin
      @Welverin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thaaat's Hollywood!

  • @tibot4228
    @tibot4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Previously, on the Walking Dad" is so freaking great.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    This should have been a TV show or a series of movies like the MCU. There is WAY too much subject matter to fit into only one movie.

    • @Eudomac99
      @Eudomac99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's based on a 4 book series. This, I'd imagine, was also meant to be a series but because it flopped hard, we probably won't get anymore. It's a shame cos the books are great

    • @gilduma8456
      @gilduma8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only an anime or animated series can do justice to this book series.

    • @clzm90
      @clzm90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What was Peter Jackson thinking when he was making this movie? Surely he knows how it's a sin to cramp a book series into a single movie. That was what happened to the original LOTR movie. Hopefully someone capable would give this movie a reboot and split it up into parts cuz the books are great.

    • @gilduma8456
      @gilduma8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clzm90 I'm probably not gonna trust Hollywood to make LA adaptations of my favorite book series anymore. Not after this.
      I mean, THEY MADE HESTER NOT UGLY! ONLY A HACK LIKE PENNYROYAL WOULD DO SUCH A THING!

    • @miiiyo2
      @miiiyo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      clzm90 He only crammed one book on this movie actually but the first book had a hella lot of information, plot lines and schist heck even Valentine wasn't the main villain (it was supposed to be Chrome) and they skipped out the pirates like wth I thought they were cool.

  • @sanjaynikam6983
    @sanjaynikam6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Please do an honest trailer for "Every Quentin Tarantino Movie ever"

    • @jackygomes
      @jackygomes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      probably in October with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to see that too

    • @GilCAnjos
      @GilCAnjos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ajax4887 That's just missing the point of the video

    • @kevCjm6dhhihiujkbbhjhvcfyhuiij
      @kevCjm6dhhihiujkbbhjhvcfyhuiij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Featuring: blood splatters"

    • @kenchun24
      @kenchun24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh, they are all the same, except for his best one Jackie Brown.

  • @BeeWhistler
    @BeeWhistler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oh, man, this is indeed how it was. My kid wanted to go see it and I spent the whole film thinking, "I'll bet chapters and chapters of a book were devoted to explaining that cool thing they just expected me to quietly accept so they can rush forward."

  • @andrewbaumann2661
    @andrewbaumann2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    'Well that's what happens when the earth's crust gets shattered into a thousand pieces". IS IT THOUGH?!?

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My geology friends and I like burst out laughing during that line and entire scene because it was a giant exposition dump. I had no idea why the Earth's crust had shifted or why that caused mobile cities.

    • @meowsaidthecat5338
      @meowsaidthecat5338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@captaincrunch784 I had equal fun being an archaeologist that frequents the faculty of material engineering... Watching the movie with a physics teacher

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tectonic -punch- plates!

  • @TheRealGanonKirby
    @TheRealGanonKirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "London Crawling"
    "People Falling" has a nice ring to it

    • @trinifernandez8870
      @trinifernandez8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      try singing it to the tune of sunday morning by maroon5

  • @neichinthemdoungel8266
    @neichinthemdoungel8266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    These extremely attractive people these extremely attractive people and also these extremely whose names you won't remember except HESTER HESTER🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KME4698
      @KME4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It might just be you who can't remember them!
      Hester Shaw, Tom Natsworthy, Katherine Valentine, Bevis Pod, Thaddeus Valentine, Shrike, Anna Fang, Governor Kwan, Captain Khora, Chudleigh Pomeroy, Magnus Chrome, Pandora Shaw, Yasmina, Clytie Potts, Gench, Pewsey, Orme Wreyland etc.

    • @elisabeth4912
      @elisabeth4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KME4698 Impressed.

    • @blueberrymoon549
      @blueberrymoon549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But honestly that little scar on her cheek? Its nothing lol

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueberrymoon549 it wss extremely gnarly in the books. I only read infernal devices though, and its the third book

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yep...read the book after seeing the film quite a while ago now and I must say, I definitely liked the book a lot more. It just seemed so much more real in terms of story telling and had muuuch better passing.

  • @RandomAticsJR
    @RandomAticsJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    See people, this is what you get for doing style over substance, you get a movie that's like 80% people falling

    • @jimhuber
      @jimhuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And 20% exposition.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But looks so cool while doing it.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would guess "style over substance" done right would be... Kill Bill?

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VRichardsn And Transformers?

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Artrysa Transformers is not on the same level. It is "explosions over substance".

  • @ParisDylan1
    @ParisDylan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Thank God for Honest Trailers to watch all the terrible movies so I can just get the recap.

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's actually making those movies better. Lol.

    • @soulwarrior
      @soulwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm actually super interested in watching this movie now. ^^

    • @jnormile9924
      @jnormile9924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Redlettermedia*

    • @torinsmith9867
      @torinsmith9867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hey, this isn't a bad movie. It's very fun to watch, and that's what entertainment is about.

    • @natanaellizama6559
      @natanaellizama6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What? Why do some people say this is a terrible movie? It was fun, entertaining, and I love the character of the zombie cyborg, so emotional.

  • @t.rae.storyteller
    @t.rae.storyteller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'll never understand why movies are made "based off" of books that they just completely ignore....

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've never read the book, but even so I could tell where huge chunks of plot and character development were probably meant to be, but just weren't in the film. The romance of the two main characters feels like it should have been just friendship with their lack of chemistry and I didn't feel an attachment to any of the fliers or the city that was getting blown up. It was clear that lots of important stuff got cut out, despite the movie's runtime.

    • @jackbaxter2223
      @jackbaxter2223 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Japaneseanimeguy It was just a growing friendship in the first book, with hints that it could become romance at the end, while it was a romance in the second book.

  • @LukeSWErrthing
    @LukeSWErrthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Please, call me Nimrod!" *English gentlemanly coughing* is just about the best line you have ever written

    • @cubedgecko9394
      @cubedgecko9394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thing is that is subtle foreshadowing and that is literally the exact character he is in the book

  • @ctpnk
    @ctpnk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Do Alita: Battle Angel next.
    Say: "We're in the endgame now."
    Thank you.

    • @joshmciver4847
      @joshmciver4847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not even a please?

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshmciver4847. Nope. Just do it already!

    • @MartinRenner
      @MartinRenner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My gosh that movie was such a mess, can't wait for the honest trailer :D

    • @helenline1790
      @helenline1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alita was dope af I loved that movie

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helenline1790 First live action anime adaptation I enjoyed. Not perfect by any means, but the same flaws appear in anime and live action, which is a definite upgrade.

  • @anubusx
    @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    With the release of Shazam do an honest trailer for Kazaam.

    • @smilerin7529
      @smilerin7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Till the blu-rays out

    • @TheBlond49
      @TheBlond49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only thing in common is the similar name

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Many Non-comic geeks think they are the same thing, so I think it works.

    • @weeksweeks9552
      @weeksweeks9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kazaa?

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@weeksweeks9552
      Google Shazam Mandela Effect.
      A bad 90s film starring Shaquille O' Neal!!!

  • @t.holzenhauer7097
    @t.holzenhauer7097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    why mobile cities? after the 60 minutes war there where plenty of vulcanos, earthquakes and terra shifting which put the stationary cities in risk and danger. these events hold up until a guy (querks?) 'tracktionized' the first citiy (london) and therfore the cities where mobile and could avoid the events.
    while on the go, they need ressources and after plenty of decades the earth starts to settle, but the cities didnt. they keept the style of moving cities, because there where now plenty and non-tracktion cities where at risk. its became a live style.
    thats the part from the books, which didnt translate well enough in the film, so the whole concept looks dumb.

    • @NoirNiar
      @NoirNiar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Which is why the movie didn't make any sense in any way. They pulled it off the best they could but with so many inconsistencies it was bound to be a clusterfuck. Only made it through 80% of the first book until I just said - fuck it. I also imagined the heroes as teenagers. Tom especially was such an idiot throughout with the slowest arc and character development ever.

    • @darthparallax5207
      @darthparallax5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honest True Story. I didn't read the books. I watched the movie an hour ago on DVD. I liked the movie. I roughly figured out it must have been something like that.
      I think it's because no other explanation makes sense and I readily embrace that everything has a reason before I know what the reason is.
      I now want to read the books.
      It's a little silly it went so Star Wars at the end. I don't mind "I am your father" BUT do you have to say it during an actual climactic battle and as good as say "search your feelings you know it to be true"?
      What I wanted more of was Robot Zombie Monsters. Im sure the books have plenty right?

    • @MrDorsus
      @MrDorsus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@darthparallax5207 Word of warning. The book is very different, especially the star wars ending which is all i will say without giving spoilers.

    • @earlybird884
      @earlybird884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darth Parallax the books have lots of robot zombie monsters, don’t worry.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Huh... exactly how long did it supposedly take to make London mobile ? Did the apocalypse wait until the brits got their shit together before the volcanoes started blowing up ?

  • @Michaelthekiwi
    @Michaelthekiwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Please say: "My voice is so buttery, you just gained 5 pounds during this Honest Trailer"

  • @TheRealJoeM617
    @TheRealJoeM617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Please say, "I'll tickle a pickle with a sickle for a nickle."

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only if there is also a hammer with that sickle

    • @tomc6217
      @tomc6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't it supposed to be I'll pay you a nickle to tickle my pickle?

    • @FaptnUndrpants
      @FaptnUndrpants 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franciscolaurean8550 If thats the case, he won't say it "we" will say it.

  • @allswal7708
    @allswal7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Now we're never gonna find out if the Shanganese Anti-Tractionists and the Municipal Darwinists can co-exist!"
    Spoiler: they can't

    • @r9hu91h9r1
      @r9hu91h9r1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the book, the London refugees were shot on site. I guess they wanted a happy ending though.

    • @anatoldenevers237
      @anatoldenevers237 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@r9hu91h9r1 I thought their weren't any London refugees in the book, the whole city exploded and the few survivors didn't make their existence known until decades later.

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@r9hu91h9r1 That's not what happened. Tom and Hester were believed to be the only survivors of the destruction of London, until they found out about the others, who still lived among the ruins and were building New London.

  • @aaronskinner4973
    @aaronskinner4973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I can already see the honest trailer for Alita: Battle Angel!!
    “Alita: Battle Waifu”!!!
    JJ, I really enjoyed it.

  • @Mzwambedu
    @Mzwambedu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I was truly looking forward to this movie
    Had it on a reminder, a whole year before release to only be dissapointed

    • @joshuaespinosa4902
      @joshuaespinosa4902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MrBigT The book Series is really good!

    • @maximilandriel
      @maximilandriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshuaespinosa4902 it is indeed!

    • @allthatishere
      @allthatishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is based off of a book? How long is the series?

    • @axelcosgirl
      @axelcosgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      allthatishere Four books. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Engines_Quartet

    • @maximilandriel
      @maximilandriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@allthatishere 4 main books. And one prequel about a very loved character

  • @WillFredward7167
    @WillFredward7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had the surreal experience of going directly from watching this movie to seeing the Marry Poppins sequel. One minute London is a mobile predator/superweapon, and the next it's a pretty cheery world with a flying nanny.

  • @jimhuber
    @jimhuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I was expecting a "starring... Exposition. Lots and lots of exposition." This movie was 1/3 explaining itself. And then I needed to watch the DVD bonus features for even more.

    • @r9hu91h9r1
      @r9hu91h9r1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They should have made it a TV series - way too much worldbuilding for 2 hours.

  • @avatarmikephantom153
    @avatarmikephantom153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Please do an honest trailer for Akira(1988)
    At least before 2019 is over!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Mortal Engines : or as I like to call it , Howl's Moving Cities.

    • @MaiONerds
      @MaiONerds 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My man, i fucking love that anime

    • @boytechnichian
      @boytechnichian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone didn't read the books

    • @miketipton634
      @miketipton634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would like to, but it wasn't

    • @yaksher
      @yaksher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck, they really missed out on that.

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't compare shit to art

  • @lemmythetrash-goblin8291
    @lemmythetrash-goblin8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Hey! Who also would like to play "The book was so much better"?

    • @iz723
      @iz723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The books are so much fun

    • @eviltigz
      @eviltigz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I much prefer the stage play with mine artists.

    • @leopardprintzebras2790
      @leopardprintzebras2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hester's scar looks like a scratch compared to Hester's scar in the book.

    • @cypher787
      @cypher787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah my gf read them and told me the chicks face is supposed to be mutilated as fuck and its like barely a scar cuz ya know......shes still gotta be bangable

    • @EccentricGentelman
      @EccentricGentelman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I listened to some of the audiobook A darkling plain, it sounded very dull for an emotional scene.

  • @kh_1984
    @kh_1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Why did you show Mad Max at the end? I was clean.. I was sober...now I need to go back and watch it for the 20th something time.

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can we please get the Mad Max guys to make Mortal Engines?

    • @jeric_synergy8581
      @jeric_synergy8581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamnesico , mmmmm, delicious man-baby tears. Keep 'em coming, wuss.

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@adamnesico Yeah, what horrible mysandry! I mean a bunch of women were saved by a gruff man communicating with them in grunts...and they willingly followed and depended on him for their salvation. Also they were soundly trashed by him even when ganging up on him.
      Oh and the feminist tribe died out while the "patriarchy" thrived.
      Come on. Misanthropic is closer to what the movie was, and even so it showed that there are both good men and good women in this hell on Earth.

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you for real? I hated that movie. It was terrible

  • @MsDaydream3r
    @MsDaydream3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Please do an honest trailer for The Fifth Element. 🙏

    • @SlideIX
      @SlideIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes! This is a honest trailer we need

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the 7th element?? 😁

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please!

    • @GhostCowFrogDuckBear
      @GhostCowFrogDuckBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could have swore they did that one already.

  • @timetochronicle
    @timetochronicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:51 That killed me.
    MORTAL ENGINES

  • @COMMANDRofAWESUM
    @COMMANDRofAWESUM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    more people have commented on this video than watched the movie

  • @teutonicknight23
    @teutonicknight23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is something that should’ve been a tv series, and who knows maybe it will be one day. I just finished the first book and while it wasn’t extraordinary, it kept me guessing enough to be engaging, and I think I’ll appreciate the characters better going forward, the first book was a little short to make me care about so many characters and their relationships. Especially the main ones.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Please Say: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

    • @buckyV
      @buckyV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But please spell it correctly

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@buckyV no

    • @jfracchia
      @jfracchia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!!!!

  • @Khangsheng1
    @Khangsheng1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Motor Kombat!!! You should of went with Motor Kombat!!

    • @supereddy6421
      @supereddy6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh hell yeah

    • @MickLoaca
      @MickLoaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @darth geekboy Should have GONE

    • @_Braised
      @_Braised 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah! let's ditch the one word those titles had in common! What a great idea!

    • @jerdancruz303
      @jerdancruz303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MotOR cOmbAaaaAT!

    • @Butt_sects
      @Butt_sects 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they should redo it with that name

  • @leogiri2863
    @leogiri2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hold on, you're forgetting about a lot of parts of the movie!
    But fear not, for the movie completely forgot about them as well.

  • @TSOWizard
    @TSOWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Could we get an Honest Trailer for del Toro's Hellboy 1 & 2?

    • @TheNaminagul
      @TheNaminagul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree!!!!

    • @Starkinator
      @Starkinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They'll do that about a week before the new one comes out, guaranteed.

    • @TSOWizard
      @TSOWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Starkinator The new one comes out on Thursday, soooooo....

    • @cypher787
      @cypher787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i liked those movies BUUUUUT i never read hellboy so i have no idea how comic accurate those versions were

    • @Starkinator
      @Starkinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cypher787 a
      As I understand it (haven't read em either) it's much much more del Toro than comics. That's not necessarily a bad thing, though, since del Toro is more creative than three other directors combined.

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Undead cyborg dad" sounds cool though

    • @jaylittleton1
      @jaylittleton1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Undead Cyborg Dad was a Punk-Hair crossover band in the 1970's. The name sounded cool but folks who heard them paid studios to not record them.

    • @bertramwilson3946
      @bertramwilson3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dunno about you but I’d watch the heck out of a zombie cyborg doing a barbecue in socks and sandals and mowing the lawn

  • @sulny7
    @sulny7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is easily one of my favorite honest trailers. You guys did an amazing job. Bravo

  • @titan_redeemer7371
    @titan_redeemer7371 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The reason that cities move in the books is because of the sheer amount of radiation saturating the ground everywhere. Growing food was basically impossible on the earth save for a few rare locations. Trees were practically non existent in and most wildlife died off over time. Unlike the movie version where there is no reason for cities to move whatsoever other than to put on a spectacle.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone forgot it wasn't Middle Earth anymore.

  • @aaaadit5155
    @aaaadit5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Do Tron Legacy next, it just might remind Disney about making the sequel

    • @petercampi2840
      @petercampi2840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only if only....

    • @aquamelon0087
      @aquamelon0087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WE MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard they stalled it in favor of developing Star Wars projects

    • @Foebane72
      @Foebane72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tron Legacy WAS the Tron sequel.

    • @dcatdadchannel1158
      @dcatdadchannel1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOPE

  • @Byhythloh
    @Byhythloh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @3:48 That Health Ledger Joker impression was pretty accurate...Impressive.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Say "His name is Captain Sparklefingers!"

  • @starkstudios5038
    @starkstudios5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I've never heard of this movie...seems like I might want LSD before watching it

    • @davidw5993
      @davidw5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Xanax after watching it

    • @evil-wombat
      @evil-wombat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just watched it because of the honest trailer, and it actually turned out to be pretty good. Just throw disbelief out the window, and you'll be entertained.

    • @starboysuniverse9956
      @starboysuniverse9956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont listen to people the movie was good bro i actually enjoyed idk people must always hate

  • @1800Hernandez
    @1800Hernandez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I wanted to give this movie a chance as someone who liked the book, I instantly regretted watching it and wished I had watched into the spider-verse instead.

    • @janussimonsen24
      @janussimonsen24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are the books better?

    • @Teaandephemery
      @Teaandephemery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@janussimonsen24 I would put the books alongside the best YA fiction available. Particularly the second in the series, Predator's Gold. Absolutely brilliant.
      And yes, you can probably tell how cross I am that the movie was junk.

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why you cant do both, you either read the book or watch the movie, never do both.

    • @Evil_We_Are
      @Evil_We_Are 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never read the book, unfortunately watched this dung heap. Instant regret.

    • @danielkeys8974
      @danielkeys8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a fair comparison. That's like comparing "Green Book" to a great film such as "Sorry to bother you."

  • @Granturion
    @Granturion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Cyborg dad was the best.
    The movie should just be about the relationship between ester and him.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cyborg dad was awesome, almost like a terminator

    • @MontseLunaMoon
      @MontseLunaMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, if they would just stick to the book, it’d have been great! It was more about their relationship, and less about Anna Fang and the anti traction league

    • @gonzaloperez4618
      @gonzaloperez4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danjoredd not y prefer the relathiosip with the cyti with body is from a Loly from the book

    • @MontseLunaMoon
      @MontseLunaMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruery Arts she is, never said she wasn’t, but the story isn’t about her. I feel we spent a lot more time with her and the antitractionists (because they tried to make another Star Wars movie, and this wasn’t it) instead of developing Tom and Hester’s relationship

    • @Granturion
      @Granturion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Montse Luna - The Writer's Vlog Thanks for all the comments about the books. Thats interesting :)
      Didnt know that

  • @trevoromondi1663
    @trevoromondi1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That heath ledger joker impression was on point

  • @MotoWorld777
    @MotoWorld777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved this movie. It was very different and visually epic!

  • @Parabueto
    @Parabueto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun thing was the book series was fantastic. The narration at the beginning is a bit of an easter egg. After the series finished he went into hibernation. When he woke up the world had changed again and everyone thought he was mad when he said cities used to move. He became a story teller and the last thing in the series is him starting the first book, word for word.
    This movie was pulled less than two weeks after release where I live so I didn't get to see it. I'm sort of glad to be honest.

  • @salgutierrez4710
    @salgutierrez4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Honest Trailer for every (japanese) Godzilla movie ever?

  • @sharonkkt
    @sharonkkt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This was funny!!!
    Now Honest Trailer on "Sound of Music" pleaseeeeeee

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon Singing the entire time. "Oh Yeah!"

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Gasps) Yes!

    • @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78
      @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BEST IDEA EVER...
      After that Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane and Wizard of Oz.
      JUST RIP EM’ A NEW ONE.
      But the Citizen Kane I’d be most interested in, as the other 3 are kinda easy to rip apart.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 Snow White! The most iconic Princess of all time and animated film (ever.

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Wait, did I just say undead cyborg dad?"
    I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

  • @thelengedaryhero6900
    @thelengedaryhero6900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Say, "An alien invasion is coming! All I got to use are pizza and beer!"

  • @spiderninja8779
    @spiderninja8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Undead cyborg dad for Mortal Kombat 11
    Make it happen, dammit!

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DLC skin for Kano

    • @spiderninja8779
      @spiderninja8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigEOT3 reminds me more of Ermac because of the green in his eyes.
      Maybe even Jax 🤔

  • @bryzzoflythew3814
    @bryzzoflythew3814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Please say, “Anakin, you’re breaking my heart”

  • @baconos2625
    @baconos2625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    WE NEED A GEOSTORM TRAILER!!!

  • @andrewdyer384
    @andrewdyer384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Do an Honest Trailer for Dune.
    Sky Captain and the world of tae kwon do actually sounds like it'd be an awesome film.

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Of course everyone's falling, the whole dang city is moving. Life on that thing is probably a constant battle for being upright.

  • @jpatrick228
    @jpatrick228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    It's such a pity. The books were so good.
    Yes I know I'm that guy.

    • @jonathanwilson8809
      @jonathanwilson8809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye
      Same

    • @lemondrizzle7662
      @lemondrizzle7662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel ya.

    • @frederickneedle1350
      @frederickneedle1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bless us poor book readers

    • @oliverturner1649
      @oliverturner1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe someday we will get an animated series that can do a better job.. Or at least a slightly good job...

    • @coreypolite9831
      @coreypolite9831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The books do not ffing matter...Cinema Sins.

  • @Vicous528
    @Vicous528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    As if wasting resources is new. Like, WHERE have you people been?

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vicious528 who said it was? (Edit: spelling)

  • @Danielsmalls
    @Danielsmalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Say, "What's my name? Suck it. That's my name"

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      St Patrick's actual name was Maewyn Succat

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m currently reading the books and this definitely should have been a TV show.

    • @tiarnanhart4717
      @tiarnanhart4717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the author has bad luck with adaptations like the Golden Compass. Not sure about a series though, maybe 2 movies, 3 at a stretch unless they got him on board to add information true to the world

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Compass could have worked had they not altered the original content. They should have lept it pure regardless of protest

    • @joeldipops
      @joeldipops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiarnanhart4717 Phillip Reeve is not Phillip Pullman XD
      Pullman's endorsement of Mortal Engines on the cover did lead me to reading it though.

    • @tiarnanhart4717
      @tiarnanhart4717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeldipops yeah, mixed up my Philips

  • @458alok
    @458alok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To be honest, I'd forgotten Hester's name as well, until I saw this!

  • @davevd9944
    @davevd9944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually forgot it was in the movie theatre...And I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one.
    100ish million loss..daaaamn

    • @Cam-rt3jo
      @Cam-rt3jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I enjoyed the movie, honestly, but I enjoy almost every movie I watch. I'm not really surprised that it lost so much money though... I'm sure almost every scene has a crazy amount of cgi.

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a fan of the book I’m so pissed it didn’t do well, no matter how accurate it was it was still amazing to see it come to life IRL

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 ปีที่แล้ว

      It came to life on the screen not in real life...

    • @emberpowertcg7692
      @emberpowertcg7692 ปีที่แล้ว

      tbf the sequels would have been so cool to see

    • @ProphetoftheToblerone5048
      @ProphetoftheToblerone5048 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious? They literally ripped out half the story, and replaced the whole London plotline where Kate and bevis try to figure out what is really going in London with 1 scene.

  • @HAmerberty
    @HAmerberty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    To be honest, I really enjoyed watching this movie. I wish it did better at the box office.

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its main draw makes so little sense meaning they can't properly develop it, it was going to bomb

    • @barrygeistwhite3474
      @barrygeistwhite3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess I liked it in the theater, but I'll be damned if I could tell you why.

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I really wish Netflix would make it into a series.

    • @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger
      @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @The1WithoutFear
    @The1WithoutFear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    So, if I am seeing this right, Mortal Engines is just Jupiter Ascending, but set on Earth?

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, because _Mortal Engines_ is amazing. Just read the books and ignore this movie.

    • @cbing4828
      @cbing4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this comment, and look to the right of my screen, its the honest trailer for Jupiter ascending. Now I gotta watch that!

    • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
      @directentertainmentaplacef8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cbing4828 Oh boy! RIP your soul. :'(

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heh, Hester would eat Jupiter alive with a side of dog meat and muddy water.
      Like the guys said; books are way better

  • @Dasha-zp5wb
    @Dasha-zp5wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    all jokes asides, robert sheehan is incredibly gorgeous

    • @hangryracoon5422
      @hangryracoon5422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Swoon*

    • @eugeniagrandon7580
      @eugeniagrandon7580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, yes he is indeed

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, I can't argue with this. And I'm straight.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that the dad ? I agree, those green eyes are something else.

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's Rawr.

  • @mr.goldfinch3681
    @mr.goldfinch3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It´s time... The Walking Dead season 7-9

  • @VideoClubRandom
    @VideoClubRandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Please say: "Want some cookies? I said yeah.
    You want a glass of milk? I said yeah." - Jean-Claude Van Damme

  • @raccoonja5905
    @raccoonja5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've seen this in the cinema, but totaly forgot, I did. I forgot every name, even Hester. I just remembered that it looked pretty andthat cyborg dad remined me of Nick Valentine.

  • @IJ-E36
    @IJ-E36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Read the books and thoroughly enjoyed them, thought the movie wasn't bad but needed to have been spread out into multiple episodes and loved this "trailer" great work made me LoL for real!

  • @jarjared3522
    @jarjared3522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need an honest trailer of The Fifth Element NOW.

  • @Shockwave99999
    @Shockwave99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I just realized klaus is in this movie

  • @sebastianorduzo322
    @sebastianorduzo322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honest Trailer for Bumblebee. Also say: "Permission to come aboard?"

  • @NoirTrack
    @NoirTrack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Please do an Honest Trailer for My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)!

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You wanna know how I got these scars?"
    Hahahaha that was the best!

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Could we please get an Honest Trailer for either Bumblebee or Ralph Breaks The Internet?

  • @tukanlatifi9635
    @tukanlatifi9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Please do a honest trailer on spirited away and Akira

    • @avatarmikephantom153
      @avatarmikephantom153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tukan Latifi definitely Akira before the year is done.

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @charliephoenix5260
      @charliephoenix5260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet they're waiting till the live-action one comes out to do Akira.

  • @woodjacoodja9544
    @woodjacoodja9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't watch these videos at work anymore. Random spurts of laughter coming from my cubicle is gonna get me in trouble

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This gritty reboot of The Crimson Permeant Assurance couldn’t measure up to the original.

  • @yocha8470
    @yocha8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Please do Bohemian Rhapsody! And you better say “Ayyyyyyyyyyy-Oh!”