@@jeepercreepers9 That's "Amogus" thing, hell if I know. I would designate that guy (the SCP) as an Euclid, as he doesn't have any intentions to turn anyone into skittles. The number is unknown..
@@Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX Just FYI in case you don't know, the SCP ratings (Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Safe, etc) don't describe the "danger" posed by an scp, they describe how difficult it is to contain them, so whether or not skittle man wanted to escape or not would be the deciding factor in how he would be quantified, Safe or Euclid are probably correct, but he could also theoretically become keter depending on how the anomaly worked and what he was willing to do to escape
What if someone were to make a set of gloves out of Skittles? Obviously, there would need to be extensive testing done, but it could work. We can give this man his life back.
I love how he's telling the kid his depressing life story and the kid and the lady are just looking at him eating skittles with no emotional reaction whatsoever
"Any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one." Glad to see someone at Skittles trusted the creatives who pitched this.
The fact that he still has instincts to touch things and do things like a normal person clearly implies that he wasn't born with these abilities. Someone or something must have cursed him with this power, perhaps as some form of punishment. Scary, uf.
You usually don't want negative emotions to be associated with your product, but the sheer ridiculousness of the concept executed to absolute perfection makes this one of the greatest commercials of all time.
Some say Tim staged a coup against the King of Skittles and this was his punishment when he failed. Some say they wanted to make an example out of those that challenge the Rainbow Kingdom. Well, it worked. His only solution would be to kill the Court Wizard who placed the curse, but the punishment was so severe Tim can't imagine a way to make that happen. Dejected, he sits at the bar, his hands strapped to his chest, drinking beer through a long straw. The barkeep gazes at him sadly. (enter player character)
If If was him, I would get a job at a Skittle's factory, imagine having him turn the factory's waste products into Skittles. spend less on waste removal, spend less on production while having a increase in it, he could name his salary.
Who ever came up with this idea needs a big fat raise. This and the Starburst berries and cream guy are my all time favorite commercials from back in the day.
As we saw, he could hold and touch skittles without them turning into even smaller skittles. With this logic applied, if you'd make a glove out of crushed skittles. He could hold things normally
I've only ever seen the short version of this commercial. I've never heard that "he'll never see his family again" line until now. I feel like my entire life has just been changed.
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What makes this confusing but some how at the same time more entertaining is the fact that he is at work. No one would every employ him if he couldn’t touch anything 😂
Its even funnier cause him having moments where he forgets tells me he only had this power for not that long. He quite literally has a power that would be universal threat level. If he touched the earth he could literally turn it into skittles
In his complete anguish and misery of killing countless innocent, dismantling the things he once could have the simple power to manuplate. All he could and would eventually become was a weapon of annihilation, the bringer of death. He decided he could no longer live with this curse. So with one final movement of his hand, he touched himself.
Haha, I remember this commercial. I miss back when companies made ads that were actually entertaining. A boring commercial you're forced to watch should be considered a torture device.
Things you can infer from this powerset: -he has a newborn son. So, he likely got this power less than 9 months ago. -he still reflexively touches things. So, it's likely very recently acquired -it seems to only emit from his hands -the power doesn't affect gases and possibly objects less dense than Skittles, since the moisture on his hands doesn't turn into Skittles -the power only relates to the size, but not the density or mass of objects -it categorically affects things. A stapler and it's staples count as a single item.
Very well. I have a question now. The telephone must be connected to at least one cable. If it categorically affects things, where exactly is the spot where it stopped affecting the telephone cable? Probably at the outlet, yeah. ...but what if not?
@@That0neJawn I think, like the stapler and desk, it stops where one would think the phone stops. It's possible it might be affected by his perception of objects. He doesn't think of moisture or air, so it's unaffected.
The man who’s hand he shook was my father. My dad was just going to the store real quick to go grocery shopping and said he’ll be back in a hour or so. Hours turned to days. Days to years. Mom went crazy. My sister hasn’t spoken since. All the police said at the time we reported him missing was that they found a whole bunch skittles…but now I know the truth. What once was a happy family, is now non existent. All because of Tim. I’ll find you Tim and I’ll make you pay for what you’ve done. I’ll show you how the rainbow truly taste like.
Skittles is just one of those companies where I’m 90% sure they got a writers room of people who are high, and a casting room full of people who used to do stock photos and will go along with whatever crazy script they’re given… And I couldn’t love them more for it
Would love to be a fly on the wall when the creative got pitched and one of the execs surely said, "NO ONE IS HAPPY OR SMILING IN THE COMMERCIAL AND ITS ABOUT CANDY" lol
I can see this guy as a movie villain in a big dramatic scene where he’s slowly walking towards the protagonist menacingly and running his hand along the wall as it slowly turns into skittles
.....my curiosity would love to see that scene! Instead of dark matter radiating from the walls it's skittles crumbling and skittles 'dark matter dust' fading into nothingness.
my exact thoughts but if those Skittles melted or slipped or crushed or misaligned and he was touching one of his loved ones then they too will turn into skittles EDIT: If you put plastic gloves on top of your skittle glove, it will turn into skittles fall to the ground and you can still turn someone accidentally Putting more layers of skittles would make it safer but all it does is just that. There would be no wiggle room to bend or move the skittle gloves
I think the funniest part of this commercial is how this guy seemingly has a job in this office despite not being able to do anything, what are they paying him to do?
Who ever wrote the script for this commercial did a great job. It is a concept that is inherently funny that is applied in an equally tragic way. Great example of dark humor that doesn't feel like it tries too hard or edgy.
@@reckermatouvc He said he didn’t feed or dress himself this morning which most likely implied that he didn’t, and when he also said that he has a newborn son he would most likely still be married so that would lead us to believe that his wife did it for him.
Imagine this was a commercial paid for by m&m’s and they were trying to tell you _“If you eat skittles you will be cursed to always touch the rainbow.”_
This is one of the few 2000s Skittle commercials I liked. It was unique, tragic and funny at the same time, and the man’s acting was very believable. His dead-seriousness made me feel sorry for him. lol
Hi, young person here. This was an actual commercial?!?!?! After sitting through the same goddamn Chevy commercials for months and years on end with those drooling idiots fawning over Chevy's shitty cars, I find out stuff like THIS MASTEPIECE aired on actual TV and were meant to actually promote Skittles????? What happened to this country? Was it 9/11? Was that it? Did it kill the American Dream?
@@sophiedowney1077 this is the most “normal” Skittle commercial. There are some that are absolutely bizarre and even disgusting. I remember one involving a man making out with a camel or something, they just got weirder and weirder in the 2000s. In the 90s they were cute and colorful, but then weirdos took control over the company, I guess. And of course, none of them make any sense.
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It feels like this man is one single bad day away from becoming one of the most genuinely terrifying villains in all of fiction.
Given how dead he sounded while mentioning how he accidentally killed a man, that bad day might not be that far away.
The one villain Saitama can’t defeat
“One. Bad. Day.”
Even if he gets shot by bullets, stabbed by knives, or even slashed by a katana IT ALL INSTANTLY TURNS INTO SKITTLES
Bruh he said his power is pretty awesome after telling the story of how he skittle'd a man, i think he's already there
I like how he admits to basically killing a man before he got to work
As one does
he only turned him into skittles
@@tayyabnaveed2266 A fate worse than death.
Unconsensual modification
Cannibalism isn't that bad especially when it's delicious
SCPs now: *world ending overly dramatic 10,000 pages of nuance*
SCPs then:
Basically SCP-5167
@@jeepercreepers9 That's "Amogus" thing, hell if I know.
I would designate that guy (the SCP) as an Euclid, as he doesn't have any intentions to turn anyone into skittles. The number is unknown..
there's an scp that curses its "owner" to turn whatever he or she touches into pennies unless that thing is thinner than a penny
Leave my boy qntm alone, he ain't hurting nobody
@@Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX Just FYI in case you don't know, the SCP ratings (Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Safe, etc) don't describe the "danger" posed by an scp, they describe how difficult it is to contain them, so whether or not skittle man wanted to escape or not would be the deciding factor in how he would be quantified, Safe or Euclid are probably correct, but he could also theoretically become keter depending on how the anomaly worked and what he was willing to do to escape
What if someone were to make a set of gloves out of Skittles? Obviously, there would need to be extensive testing done, but it could work. We can give this man his life back.
Gloves would turn to Skittles
@ even gloves already made of Skittles?
one slip and he turn his baby in skittles @@iamkablam8096
THE GLOVES ARE ALREADY SKITTLES @
@@iusedyourtowel6765 ohh shii forgive me I ain't read the whole comment my bad 😭
I love how he's telling the kid his depressing life story and the kid and the lady are just looking at him eating skittles with no emotional reaction whatsoever
Mood
Capitalism
= Mood Capitalism
I mean, if you actually look at their faces when the camera cuts back to them they both look guilty for suggesting his power hasn’t ruined his life.
did you even watch the video?
"Any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one." Glad to see someone at Skittles trusted the creatives who pitched this.
The fuxk does that mean?
@@eavyeavy2864 It means the execs were smart enough to not tone down the darker aspects of the commercial
@@eavyeavy2864 jesus bro pick up a book sometime, those things made out of paper that look like tablets?
@@isthistwitterbruh phone bad book good
@@largeboi4678 hulk smash
Skittles really made a more tragic version of King Midas for an ad
King Midas is already pretty tragic. Idk how it made more.
@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 They're only missing one last blow: he's diabetic.
@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 in some versions Dionysus takes pity on Midas and instructs him how to undo it. Skittlesus does not have any pity.
@@gacsam8683”Skittlesus” 😂
@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 You cant sell thsoe skittles for shit
Never thought a skittles commercial would create one of the most powerful characters in all of fiction
You’re the first one to use the picrew pfp app without making the pfp gay good job 👍
He couldn't beat Vegitto he was turned into chocolate and still beat some one up
@@Tomasfreeman2 if only you knew...
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tim: And I am... Skittle Man
I doubt that he could do much, he's just a regular Human with an overpowered ability, let's not get carried away with the No Limits Fallacy.
The fact that he still has instincts to touch things and do things like a normal person clearly implies that he wasn't born with these abilities. Someone or something must have cursed him with this power, perhaps as some form of punishment. Scary, uf.
Woah
Would it even be possible for someone to be born with this power? At what point would the baby kicking inside its mother go from being cute to deadly?
They’re coming out with a movie in 2022
i guess that's pretty awesome
He can’t jack off anymore
The delivery of "He'll never see his family again" really sounded like a villain
"I guess that's pretty awesome"
You usually don't want negative emotions to be associated with your product, but the sheer ridiculousness of the concept executed to absolute perfection makes this one of the greatest commercials of all time.
Mmmm I think I want skittles
Some say Tim staged a coup against the King of Skittles and this was his punishment when he failed. Some say they wanted to make an example out of those that challenge the Rainbow Kingdom. Well, it worked.
His only solution would be to kill the Court Wizard who placed the curse, but the punishment was so severe Tim can't imagine a way to make that happen. Dejected, he sits at the bar, his hands strapped to his chest, drinking beer through a long straw. The barkeep gazes at him sadly.
(enter player character)
The commercial is too negative, this keeps it from being the goat commercial
Honestly if I had seen this I would be like ??? Who on earth thought that this was a good idea?
@@user-qb3gm4pu2mI think about this commercial every couple months. It’s probably my favorite.
This has to be one of the most brutal curses to ever exist
Midas
Midas, but even more terrifying since one touch and you become the rainbow.
Yes, psychological body horror. That's how we get more people to buy Skittles.
Yep
**eats handful of skittles**
Better than now where everything has to have a political tone
@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo True.
@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Small remark but if you get publically upset at a specific ad it was probably the intention and you're the real ad
My full respect to the actor playing that old man. Like, his performance was genuinely moving, despite the advert being the silliest thing ever.
…he played a popular character(2short appearances) on Martin called Angry Man..
Flo in her Skittles era
What’s his name?
@@ILoveLuhaidan the actor's name is David Jean Thomas.
@@phatcartoon thanks!
Forget the infinity stones, this dude is more powerful than anyone else.
The way he hit the desk and the loud sound of skittles falling made me laugh
The louder the better
HAHAHAHAA SO FUCKING FUNNY HEHEHE 😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥💯🤣🫱🔵🔴🫲🫰🤌🫴🟣
@@elusivefunmaybe this is why you don’t get invited to parties
President: “We need someone to defuse the bomb ASAP”
Secretary: “I know just the guy”
Introducing Rad Green! Warm up your insides!
Nice sentence my dude
Taste the rainbow 😎
the presidents secretary or the secretary of state
@@wagomus4323 feel .... the rainbow
Ouch
If If was him, I would get a job at a Skittle's factory, imagine having him turn the factory's waste products into Skittles. spend less on waste removal, spend less on production while having a increase in it, he could name his salary.
Whats a salary when you cant hold your newborn baby boy
@@louie-xk4yq yes
@@louie-xk4yq how the hell is he even gonna get to that point without killing his wife
@@louie-xk4yq he just needs gloves made out of skittles
if i was him i would take a trip to the garage island in the ocean and take barges full of trash and turn it into skittles
This man’s problems could be solved by creating high tech skittle gloves
He could start the craziest game of tag ever
This might've been the strongest superpower that could kill Thanos easily.
th-cam.com/video/02vx2usBzpE/w-d-xo.html
@Ice King Actually, the stones are already skittles
Or he could just touch Thanos and turn him into skittles.
My new quirk
@Ice King infinity skittles™
In a strange way he has endless destructive powers, he could just level a building if he would so desire.
Imagine he touches the ground with his hands
Chronicle (2011)
911 limited skittles edition
@@carolfromhr9900 that movie was cool, and I feel like stranger things elevens powers are inspired by it
Is it possible to learn this power?
Who ever came up with this idea needs a big fat raise. This and the Starburst berries and cream guy are my all time favorite commercials from back in the day.
That "person who came up with this idea" is very very dead as it's the classical Greek story of the curse of king Midas, AKA the Midas touch.
I genuinely feel bad for him, but I also wonder what his limits are
As we saw, he could hold and touch skittles without them turning into even smaller skittles. With this logic applied, if you'd make a glove out of crushed skittles. He could hold things normally
W
Wow that's amazing... If only they knew at the time... You deserve Nobel
or a regular glove with the inside coated with sugar
When you use 101% of your brain:
the ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!!
I've only ever seen the short version of this commercial. I've never heard that "he'll never see his family again" line until now. I feel like my entire life has just been changed.
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@@AxxLAfriku steroids
@@AxxLAfriku shut
Same
Lol
all the new villians better watch out for, *One Touch Man*
That's a Good one 😂
The whole table collapsing into skittles still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂
In 30 seconds Skittles told a darker story than most existential horror writers could in 700 pages
The scariest stories are always the shortest ones
How uneducated are you? Seriously.
@@shonthacreator6146 yeah cuz it leaves you wondering
Modern Midas.
Skittles Midas touch
I like how he’s still in shock over turning a man into skittles that he’s still holding him.
I mean wouldn't you?
@@jjpark98 no, I would've eaten the skittles before I got to work
The man melted into him
@@azrielg734 cursed comment
You like it! How horribly morbid.
What makes this confusing but some how at the same time more entertaining is the fact that he is at work. No one would every employ him if he couldn’t touch anything 😂
I am pretty sure skittles would be very glad to hire him. He’d make them millions in profit
This was honestly one of the most underrated commercials. Especially for candy.
Was is underrated? I remember people kinda obsessing over it in the uk,
The Midus touch is tragic for how difficult it was to reverse the curse but Skittles touch can’t be reversed.
Agreed
Yeah
@@kayleighbrown459 in terms of acting skills, yes. He gave me Danny Glover vibes
This, along with many other Skittles commercials, are masterpieces.
I personlly like where they milk a giraffe 🦒
@@ivonairy3955 YESSS
This are masterpieces? Finish grade school dude
Banned skittles commercials
@ "Finish grade school"
"This are masterpieces?"
our english teacher this year showed us this ad when we were going over the mrs midas poem for our textual analysis. couldn’t be any better
Its even funnier cause him having moments where he forgets tells me he only had this power for not that long. He quite literally has a power that would be universal threat level. If he touched the earth he could literally turn it into skittles
I love the fact he’s got this life changing, absolutely horrifying power and yet he’s still working an office job every day
tim just wants to live a normal life
He can't leave- doorknob keeps disappearing.
@@MontezBoydStarks504 sounds familiar
@@zy8867 mmmmm I wonder where it’s from 🤔
@@MontezBoydStarks504 is that a jojo refer-
We're lucky he isn't abusing his powers.
THIS
Hmmm that gives me an idea
yummy
We already had Midas. We don't need another one.
@@ohwell6422 true true
10 years and I still feel bad for the man on the bus :(
Everybody's making jokes and all, but can we talk about how smooth the turning the stapler into skittles was? Like, that was SLICK.
ikr!
FR..
doesn't look smooth it looks normal to me
The table
I was the 1,000th like 😫
“I can’t take it anymore… tell my wife I love her.”
**Touches own head**
That got dark real quick
@@christopherandrew2629 it already Was dark
._.
*Doesn’t work*
He dont need a gun all he need is his own hand
In his complete anguish and misery of killing countless innocent, dismantling the things he once could have the simple power to manuplate. All he could and would eventually become was a weapon of annihilation, the bringer of death. He decided he could no longer live with this curse. So with one final movement of his hand, he touched himself.
MIDAS TOUCH BUT SKITTLES
Haha, I remember this commercial. I miss back when companies made ads that were actually entertaining. A boring commercial you're forced to watch should be considered a torture device.
Amen
I find this commercial depressing, I'll just choose a boring commercial
@@marygraceoyangorin8918 what is that profile picture?
@@JonnieK2006 * Squints * A furry female in a pink skirt...?
@@ButWhyMe... good eye
I love how the woman just casually approaches him with a stapler…like she’s not 2 inches away from being sent into eternity forever.
I mean, she probably didn't knew about his ability to turn people into candies too, but yeah, if he missed few CMs, girl would be gone.
How could this possibly be a ad?!
We're all a part of eternity. Forever.
Its not funny when he cannot touch his baby and killed an man that had a family as a bus driver
@@robloxserversded bro got emotional over an ad
This is the darkest advert ever, I can't believe they actually had the guts to have it made, i can't stop laughing
Imagine you had this and you had to take a piss?! I would just piss in my pants at that point.😂
“I shook his hand, he’ll never see his family again. I guess it’s pretty awesome”
That went from depressing to horror movie real quick
Lmao right
The pain in his eyes as he told that story.
The last part was clearly sarcastic. He finds none of it awesome.
I swear I don't remember hearing that part of the commercial when it aired on TV
@@matthewdavis9437you know the comment was also sarcastic right? and its an ad of course its sarcastic dipshit
"this world shall know the rainbow!" *Turns the air into skittles*
“Almighty Rainbow!”
*you shall know rainbow!*
"Feel rainbow. Accept rainbow. Know rainbow."
skittle smelling air
touches air molecules
I can't even begin to imagine how long it took them to film this ad perfectly!
But the question is, could he potentially turn a skittle in a skittle?
Would it stay the same or change flavors?? Maybe he could touch a pack of gum and it would bring back skittles bubblegum
Things you can infer from this powerset:
-he has a newborn son. So, he likely got this power less than 9 months ago.
-he still reflexively touches things. So, it's likely very recently acquired
-it seems to only emit from his hands
-the power doesn't affect gases and possibly objects less dense than Skittles, since the moisture on his hands doesn't turn into Skittles
-the power only relates to the size, but not the density or mass of objects
-it categorically affects things. A stapler and it's staples count as a single item.
Very well.
I have a question now.
The telephone must be connected to at least one cable.
If it categorically affects things, where exactly is the spot where it stopped affecting the telephone cable?
Probably at the outlet, yeah.
...but what if not?
@@That0neJawn I think, like the stapler and desk, it stops where one would think the phone stops. It's possible it might be affected by his perception of objects. He doesn't think of moisture or air, so it's unaffected.
hi new comment
*casually tags the SCP Foundation*
comments like these just make it even better
The man who’s hand he shook was my father. My dad was just going to the store real quick to go grocery shopping and said he’ll be back in a hour or so. Hours turned to days. Days to years. Mom went crazy. My sister hasn’t spoken since. All the police said at the time we reported him missing was that they found a whole bunch skittles…but now I know the truth. What once was a happy family, is now non existent. All because of Tim. I’ll find you Tim and I’ll make you pay for what you’ve done. I’ll show you how the rainbow truly taste like.
You need help.
@@crymeariver221 no he needs Justice
"Before you seek revenge, be sure and ready to be turned into skittles."
I will bathe in the rainbow of Tim.
Hahajajhaa
Touches himself and ends the game.
The fact that this is Angry Man from "Martin" makes this even better.
Skittles is just one of those companies where I’m 90% sure they got a writers room of people who are high, and a casting room full of people who used to do stock photos and will go along with whatever crazy script they’re given…
And I couldn’t love them more for it
Only the best writing team for their commercials. Remember the one where they literally had a newlywed couple fuckin’ for a commercial?
@@Anthonymous please send me this.
@@sharifbrown3567 Bet: th-cam.com/video/G1JlcbrM28s/w-d-xo.html
@@Anthonymous yeah, it haunts me to this day
Dose anyone remwber the giraffe one?
When I was a kid and I saw this, I never understood how deep his statements of his existential crisis actually were.
Bro get a mustache again
get a mustache
Why are you everywhere?
@@ialistanne1102 Probably because spending too much time on the internet and have nothing do whit their life.
He's here huh but man it's pretty impressive to see you in a lot of comments trough the internet
if modern ads were like this and not scams youtube wouldnt need to fight adblockers
Would love to be a fly on the wall when the creative got pitched and one of the execs surely said, "NO ONE IS HAPPY OR SMILING IN THE COMMERCIAL AND ITS ABOUT CANDY" lol
He has such an OP ability, surprised he didn’t make it into “Candy Flurry”
Probably since it got canceled
that manga is so short lived, by next month no one would get the reference
I never expected I'd find a Candy Flurry reference in the wild.
His long lost brother made it into suicide squad though.
@@TMAMovie me niether but im glad i did
0:22 “I met a man on a bus today. I shook his hand... He’ll never see his family again..” 😭😭
Don't be fooled, he willingly shook the man's hand. It was murder.
I literally cried
no.
@@ninethetwotailedfox yes.
Those skittle he dropped after were the man’s skittles….s a d
the sheer amount of theories, speculation and character lore from this one commercial is astounding
Looks like the curse of king Midas in a rainbow way!
I can see this guy as a movie villain in a big dramatic scene where he’s slowly walking towards the protagonist menacingly and running his hand along the wall as it slowly turns into skittles
.....my curiosity would love to see that scene! Instead of dark matter radiating from the walls it's skittles crumbling and skittles 'dark matter dust' fading into nothingness.
@@Whatever-gx3un You’re a bum
But who is the main protagonist?
@@kimbaldunthe M&Ms that you see in commercials that play in movie theaters
Protag hurries off to eat them
This is LITERALLY the peak of all advertising possibly ever
Agreed
Yop commercial is among top tier with this skittles ad
JAPANESE ADS
Type crazy nutragrain commercial in TH-cam
What about the Phillip Ontakos ad? That's my favourite.
That guy is the modern day Midas
This man can single handedly beat every villain with one finger to the shoulder
Seeing as how he can hold Skittles, just make him a Skittle-glove.
my exact thoughts but if those Skittles melted or slipped or crushed or misaligned and he was touching one of his loved ones then they too will turn into skittles
EDIT: If you put plastic gloves on top of your skittle glove, it will turn into skittles fall to the ground and you can still turn someone accidentally
Putting more layers of skittles would make it safer but all it does is just that. There would be no wiggle room to bend or move the skittle gloves
This comment is beyond science
Or just made a glove from his own hair or cells
INGENIUS!
Sometimes you must be frightened by your own genius
I love how his boss still clearly made him come to work…despite having the ability to kill staff with one touch.
@@itsddashrock But big business need to worry about thier own employees and assets being destroyed
😂😂😂
His power seems like he has only recently acquired it
@@LazyLoonzthey only care after they're destroyed
It's free skittles. Don't question where they come from, just taste the rainbow.
I think the funniest part of this commercial is how this guy seemingly has a job in this office despite not being able to do anything, what are they paying him to do?
if this were real, i wouldn’t mind risking being turned into skittles to give him a hug…
i’m genuinely crying right now..
I would do anything to make this man happy.
As much as it's depressing I couldn't help but laugh at him just slamming his hands on the desk in frustration only for it to also turn into skittles.
I thought the same.
its not depressing at all, its a joke
@@BombasticLion Are you really that ignorant?
@@BombasticLion 🤦♂️
Who ever wrote the script for this commercial did a great job. It is a concept that is inherently funny that is applied in an equally tragic way. Great example of dark humor that doesn't feel like it tries too hard or edgy.
This guy would make a fortune getting rid of nuclear waste.
What would he do with that fortune? All the money would turn to skittles.
@@eritsai4494 Oof Big Oof
@Eri Tsai Eat it
@@eritsai4494 hire a bodyguard/servent to hold things for him
@@eritsai4494 Bank transfer?
He just loses it and starts walking around touching skyscrapers and bridges.
Not him becoming a villain and the victims are like stay away from me instead of like doing self defense
Skittles really decided to make the most depressing and powerful character in all fiction for a commercial
wow so deep, you really enhanced my understanding of the joke, you’re SO smart.
@@reminagyo2973 dear god who hurt you today
@@thehumenthing8504 he probably just hit his toes on a door while he was going out it happens to the best of us
@@thehumenthing8504Yea that guy was NOT pleases that you made a joke 😂😂 Some people just suck the energy outta stuff jfc.
@@thehumenthing8504 youre acting like a corny nerd and im bullying you for it
This man is an SCP and no one can tell me otherwise
scp 039J or something like that
Go nuke some country or something.
Wait no
@@cristiancamilovaldiviesopo6717 touch the nuke mid way when its going off
and cover a city with skittles
@@Harsh-tf9he excellent...
Otherwise
These super old videos are taking over my feed and i love it
Midas' touch but Skittles lol
If he’s like Midas, pouring water over the skittles will turn them back into a bunch of chunks of human meat
WHAT?
@@m1rac1e WHAT THE FUCK?
E v e n b e t t e r
This is a gem, it makes me want to reread that book. Getting dusty on the bookshelf by now
M m m m m m
0:34 His drink has a straw in it, so he wouldn't have to pick it up in order to drink it. Skittles really paid attention to detail with this ad.
But he still can't put his clothes
@@reckermatouvc He said he didn’t feed or dress himself this morning which most likely implied that he didn’t, and when he also said that he has a newborn son he would most likely still be married so that would lead us to believe that his wife did it for him.
Of course they did. They were afraid he'd turn them to Skittles if he didn't.
@@stillpill8364 and how did his wife not turn into skittles
@@minute0420 probably just got this power/curse before he got married.
*Goku proceeds to disintegrate into skittles*
Was really waiting for him to say “Man sitcho ass down” 😂😂😂
That got dark so fast 😂
I remember this.
What a terrifying but delicious reality.
That's a weird combination of words
Nice one Zelda boy. You need award for the most disturbing man.
Terrifying and tragic
Symphony of catastrophe
This guy could be the most powerful villian
Only if he could turn it on/off
Him: *gets kidnapped* him: bruh *touches the ropes and turns them into skittles then touching the kidnapper and turning him also into skittles*
Skittleman
Unless you had a gun or other ranged weapon
One touch man
he can be hell of a powerful superhero, but all it takes to got him is one mosquito.
Someone please make gloves or gauntlets made of Skittles for this man
This is honestly kind of terrifying and I would probably just try to turn myself into Skittles so I wouldn't have to live in that reality
Fuck that use your power to take over the world
I’m assuming you’re immune to your own powers otherwise you would be turned into skittles as soon as you got your powers
@@andrique1 touching is a very very limited power that is easily stopped
@@liltone9614 wait.... How did he use his clothes then???
@@foxinabox5103 it’s presumably only his hands so maybe he hired somebody
This guy literally solos every character in fiction.
Not Vegito, lol. He was turned into candy and still kicked Buu's ass.
Only if he can touch them. He would lose to a sniper
@@lostsoul3089 I wonder if he has to touch it. Or anything that touches him is affected too.
@@EpiikoAlt 100% bullet turns to a skittl
@@EpiikoAlt Surely the first case. Becuase, in case something that touches him is affected, he would be naked
i used to be absolutely terrified of this ad as a kid
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TELL THIS GUY TO TOUCH GRASS!
Imagine this was a commercial paid for by m&m’s and they were trying to tell you _“If you eat skittles you will be cursed to always touch the rainbow.”_
That sounds vaguely like a threat from a gay guy and I love it
You are now permanently gay because you ate skittles
I love getting likes because im early
4 minutes ago… perfect timing
Except they’re both owned by the same company.
If he claps his hands he creates a skittles black hole.
God damn...how dare i am that tryed to make a joke in 2021...
@@DaKoRTE17 what?
@@DaKoRTE17 racist
@@vampirichalo5854 bro...Black hole...kra kra...it was a word joke
@@DaKoRTE17 what?
Imagine this guy goes for a swim. Ocean of Skittles, I would love that.
this actually made me so sad
The desk changing to skittles and everything on the desk falls is still an impressive visual effect.
Wdym bro there’s no vfx this is real footage
He touches the ground
@@SneakySamruaiOfDeathI think that the skittles touch only works when he touches something with his hand
@@maxweqill1435 he touches the ground with his hands
@@SneakySamruaiOfDeathThe building disappears, they fall off a 5th floor, because of his age, the man dies, the whole world becomes Skittles
This is one of the few 2000s Skittle commercials I liked. It was unique, tragic and funny at the same time, and the man’s acting was very believable. His dead-seriousness made me feel sorry for him. lol
lol
Hi, young person here. This was an actual commercial?!?!?! After sitting through the same goddamn Chevy commercials for months and years on end with those drooling idiots fawning over Chevy's shitty cars, I find out stuff like THIS MASTEPIECE aired on actual TV and were meant to actually promote Skittles????? What happened to this country? Was it 9/11? Was that it? Did it kill the American Dream?
@@sophiedowney1077 this is the most “normal” Skittle commercial. There are some that are absolutely bizarre and even disgusting. I remember one involving a man making out with a camel or something, they just got weirder and weirder in the 2000s. In the 90s they were cute and colorful, but then weirdos took control over the company, I guess. And of course, none of them make any sense.
@@SunBunz "weirdos" I think you mean creative geniuses
The giraffe one is the best one
When he touches skittles, they turn into more skittles
This man could literally solve the worlds waste problems while providing yummy snacks for the world
The Skittles commercials are among the most funny and creative commercials ever. Love it
plus the amount of effort
Jack in the Box: *_Allow me to introduce myself_*
this and the skittle pocks one is goated
among????? OMG GUYS ITS A REFERENCE TO THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US
among !!!!