Bruce Almighty - God gave his Power.

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  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza1298 ปีที่แล้ว +6144

    "God doesn't take vacations"
    "Ever heard of dark ages?"
    That was a good one

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor ปีที่แล้ว +253

      He take a vacation to the Middle East clearly with how they had a golden age then

    • @drdoom6809
      @drdoom6809 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ever heard of g,a,s c,h,a,m,b,e,r 😂

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@drdoom6809 since this was very brief in time, maybe it doesn't count 😂

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@edvinparmeza1298 the vacation he takes in the movie is a few days long. THAT was three years.

    • @ukimenustah26
      @ukimenustah26 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      so god is on vacation right now

  • @CameronfDrums
    @CameronfDrums ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    "And you can't mess with free will."
    "Can I ask why?"
    "Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!"

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      I would have asked if God ever did try messing with free will. Probably wasn't pretty.

    • @ShadowFungus
      @ShadowFungus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Coz we’d all be moving robots now if he did. Not much of love and free will.

    • @randell3306
      @randell3306 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@samalvey8168He never did, never will.

    • @sirDAMO57
      @sirDAMO57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes i too watched the video...

    • @auralcross3139
      @auralcross3139 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That is why God commands them to do their work instead of doing it Himself.
      I guess it's like running your finger over a sand castle, haha. 😅

  • @GJGamingBro
    @GJGamingBro ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    "I am reasonable sane human being. 44. magnum the most powerful handgun in the worl, ooh" part still makes me laugh so hard to this day. 🤣

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Funny thing is, .44 magnum didn't exist during wild west times. It was invented in 20th century, after the first World War if I remember correctly.

    • @lindi9318
      @lindi9318 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@starhalv2427no shit they were referencing dirty harry here.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@starhalv2427 you're stupid asf

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He got in touch with his Dirty Harry side

    • @adrienneflowersscott9290
      @adrienneflowersscott9290 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes!!! This part will forever be funny, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BadHatHarry23
    @BadHatHarry23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I love when God suddenly appears out of nowhere and asks Bruce "having fun?"

  • @Polychromophilia
    @Polychromophilia ปีที่แล้ว +5595

    “I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks”
    I see what you did there

    • @smollcok998
      @smollcok998 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      im so happy im not the only one that picked up on that

    • @AdishDas17
      @AdishDas17 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jm_sc
      @jm_sc ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@smollcok998 explain

    • @ruix
      @ruix ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jm_sc let me know

    • @theghostreckon69420
      @theghostreckon69420 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      For anyone confused, ghandi used to do hunger strikes and one time when he was around 70 he didn’t eat for 21 days straight, all he did was drink water and it sometimes be salty or lemon flavored, it’s on google if you don’t believe me.

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 ปีที่แล้ว +10926

    “Can’t tell anyone you’re god, trust me you don’t want that kind of attention.”
    *Jesus:* Believe it.

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Jesus: first time?

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Well since this was the Judeo-Christian God, technically it WAS Jesus saying the first part.

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@thedukeofchutney468 Yup, exactly. So technically, we crucified Morgan Freeman. 😭

    • @jm_sc
      @jm_sc ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@darkpaw1522 lmao

    • @gaymansupreme
      @gaymansupreme ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He never claimed he was God, or the Son of God. That is what his disciples claimed.

  • @csanchez000
    @csanchez000 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I hope Jim sees this and remembers good times. Time sure does fly.

    • @AlxndrXX
      @AlxndrXX ปีที่แล้ว

      He gave a women 10 stds without telling her he had them and she killed herself

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hope so too :)

    • @TheZandernator
      @TheZandernator 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What a lunatic thing to say.

    • @Jmoney10000
      @Jmoney10000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TheZandernator has never experienced a memory it seems like.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When he said "holy Hell" I like to imagine that just for a few seconds every sinner in eternal damnation got a brief reprieve and some free ice cream

    • @T-One_Entertainment
      @T-One_Entertainment 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This made me smile lol

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In other words, Hell froze over

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7308

    I wish I was old enough to experience the early 2000's.

    • @getupdatedmf
      @getupdatedmf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Name of the Movie??

    • @4Smack
      @4Smack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Bruce almighty

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      just limit your router to 64 kb/s and you could enjoy the early 2000s interwebs!

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@cypherusuh You're not really experiencing anything by watching videos. You need to be there in person.

    • @SH00T_TH3PUMP
      @SH00T_TH3PUMP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      You didnt miss much dude. Honestly.

  • @finlandguy427
    @finlandguy427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6102

    Bruce blames God for his failures but when receiving God's powers, he turns out to be a selfish hypocrite using his powers for his own gain and ignoring the responsibility of God. Well deep down he's a good guy who was just at his lowest in his life who admits his mistake and repented. One of the things i like about movies is character growth.

    • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      @TheBamaChad-W4CHD ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Thats a short synopsis of the movie! He actually attempts to be a good and just god who answers all prayer. That and then his selfish attempt to make a woman that loves him stay with him because he has been a ahole is the meat and potatoes of the movie! Just nitpicking though. Your rundown is probably literally what the DVD case said on the back lol

    • @Danny-nd7hg
      @Danny-nd7hg ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD say it!

    • @dogman-fx9ub
      @dogman-fx9ub ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd ask God about all the kids he gave cancer and the women he allowed to be raped

    • @agenocidalpolarbear1079
      @agenocidalpolarbear1079 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dogman-fx9ub FREE WILL YEAH!

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD what's your problem?

  • @Localcinephile
    @Localcinephile ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "If i had God's power i would change the whole world if i had his wisdom, i would let the things be as it should be"

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Only to realize that the world works best when going in its own direction

    • @CharlietheWarlock
      @CharlietheWarlock 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ksoundkaiju9256cancer, child abuse, school shootings global warming the war on drugs fentanyl you really wouldn't change any of those you sir are a monster

    • @metasequoia3097
      @metasequoia3097 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@ksoundkaiju9256 Clearly it does not lmao

    • @user-qg5jv9bm2d
      @user-qg5jv9bm2d 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As it was planed to be

    • @mho...
      @mho... 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      what if your interference is how it should be?! ... fate/destiny is a tricky thing!

  • @bimbobaggypants4820
    @bimbobaggypants4820 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    It's amazing how he can morph his face into Clint Eastwood and other actors too.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Jim Carrey has some unique talent to just straight up change his face. I'm sure he could rob a bank without a mask and be good by just doing a face.
      I'm choosing to believe he actually did rob a bank this way just to see if he could

    • @prawtism
      @prawtism 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@chickencurry420it's trainable if you start young, only need a mirror and to find it fun, there are so many controllable muscles that regular people never learn to control

  • @djledward5386
    @djledward5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5266

    I forgot about the Clint Eastwood part. Made me die of laughter. 😆😆😆

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      rip

    • @Vendzor
      @Vendzor ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@theyearwas1473 Scared the shit outta me man, I thought Clint Eastwood finally passed

    • @ffucko
      @ffucko ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Vendzor finally 💀

    • @Vendzor
      @Vendzor ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ffucko My bad I could've worded that better 😂😂

    • @kingolo97
      @kingolo97 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I am a reasonable sane human being ... With a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the whoa!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KMCA779
    @KMCA779 ปีที่แล้ว +8444

    I remember Morgan Freeman being a controversial pick for God.... but damn does he nail it. I have a hard time thinking of anyone else that could have pulled it off. Anyone else would be too serious for comedy or too silly to take seriously. Morgan Freeman just nails that narrow range between being easy to take seriously but still able to get humour through.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      I think the controversial bit was God being played by a man full stop.

    • @natalianowa6405
      @natalianowa6405 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I can't think of any actor better for the "God" it just fits

    • @a-grin6989
      @a-grin6989 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Honestly, never even thought that he was a controversial pick

    • @natalianowa6405
      @natalianowa6405 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@a-grin6989 Same

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      He was controversial? Because of this movie the only thing I think of when I hear about the Christian god is him lmao

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I love how he says he's clint eastwood but devolves instantaly to dirty harry, implying that clint eastwood is also crazy and cannot tell the difference between himself and his characters

  • @buggyroberson6009
    @buggyroberson6009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Morgan demonstrated God patience and Loving kindness.

  • @freebee95553
    @freebee95553 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    RIP 1990 - 2009, what a time to have live in.

    • @Momofan69
      @Momofan69 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Really? you know that includes 2008 right?

    • @ahiptothehop4077
      @ahiptothehop4077 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Momofan69
      Wait what’d he say

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Momofan69 & 2001

    • @freebee95553
      @freebee95553 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Momofan69 Yes I know the housing market crash was horrible lol

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freebee95553 and the 7 wars, the rise of global terrorism. Not a good time for anything other than media man.

  • @Buggy-su4oy
    @Buggy-su4oy ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Morgan showed how God is with us humans...even through he was a bit angry with Bruce he still treated him with kindness as he saw him as one of his children.

  • @theompman
    @theompman ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Watched this movie many moons ago on a KLM flight when everyone stared at that single suspended screen. Everyone laughed so much together and shared an awesome time in the flight.

  • @TheBazerckerz
    @TheBazerckerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    I forgot about the spoon part, shit made me laugh. “Excuse me, I need a spoo-ugh” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right like how do we forget that being the best part 😂

    • @getupdatedmf
      @getupdatedmf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBehm08 Name of the Movie??

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@getupdatedmf how tf did you not read the ENTIRE TITLE

    • @szaka9395
      @szaka9395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thereis no spoon... Ya rly?..

    • @TheChiog
      @TheChiog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just don't get why the old guy reacted the way he did. If I was in a diner and saw something like that, I'd think bruce was a stage magician doing a spontaneous performance.

  • @bryannaing6316
    @bryannaing6316 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    I like how she gave him soup even though he specifically said no.

    • @bigbywolf5197
      @bigbywolf5197 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      But then he said yes

    • @mariedanyeris2811
      @mariedanyeris2811 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@bigbywolf5197she made the soup

    • @mfaizan47
      @mfaizan47 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      He said okay

    • @ssark9187
      @ssark9187 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's been told in the movie. You can't control free will

    • @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
      @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He said okay

  • @firstnamelastname061
    @firstnamelastname061 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "Do not mess with free will?"
    "Can I ask why?"
    "Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!"
    took me a little while to get but I just love this exchange.

    • @jorelldye4346
      @jorelldye4346 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you!

    • @ffhdyedq
      @ffhdyedq ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why doe

    • @firstnamelastname061
      @firstnamelastname061 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@ffhdyedq The fact that Bruce had his own free will was the reason he could ask that question. It was his will to ask the question not God's. That's why god said "Yes you can. That's the beauty of it"

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@firstnamelastname061 and free will dates back to even before Adam and Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit. Even when they did not have knowledge, they still had free will. That’s why the fruit was forbidden in the first place, so they could have the choice to do right or wrong.
      Wait a minute, what I just said feels like a parallel to pro-choice ideology. 😦

    • @LeoGaming55
      @LeoGaming55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenking5852 How does it sound like pro-choice ideology?

  • @ericmhoi
    @ericmhoi ปีที่แล้ว +35

    To this day, that spoon bit still makes me laugh 😂

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Bruce's & Evan's reactions to meeting God are both fantastically acted!!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah

    • @ShuTheIdiot
      @ShuTheIdiot ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I do love the fact its apparently the same universe lmao

    • @justagamersquad2907
      @justagamersquad2907 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ShuTheIdiot well yeah Evan first appears in this movie

    • @bigbywolf5197
      @bigbywolf5197 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShuTheIdiot Wait,what?

    • @DJK-cq2uy
      @DJK-cq2uy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan. Hmmmmmmmmpppphh

  • @Yourgalpal7
    @Yourgalpal7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The diner part is like a magician that just can't stop doing magic tricks

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      these tricks are ruining our marriage! 😫

    • @JobSChool-pw5ii
      @JobSChool-pw5ii 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sofakingonmynuts1438watch me pull divorcal papers out of you ea-

  • @DS-wl5pk
    @DS-wl5pk ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:36 this image from this scene lives rent free in my head, I laugh every time

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's amazing how well Jim Carrey can scrunch up his face like Clint.

  • @fellowkrieger457
    @fellowkrieger457 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    Being in the theater was some unique moment. I have rarely seen the entire audience laughing out that much for almost the entire movie.
    Everybody had visible cramps after the seance.

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then everyone clapped 🤥

    • @julianvera9063
      @julianvera9063 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@40rollsonly it was a different time. no need to be so boring

    • @Woodside235
      @Woodside235 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@40rollsonly Man can't believe that a crowd in the '00s enjoyed a movie.

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julianvera9063 it was a different time so “everyone had visible cramps”?

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Woodside235 nah I can’t believe that everyone had visible cramps at the exact same time

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    With that kind of divine power the whole world would bend to his will, instead he chooses to part soup and work as a anchorman 😆

    • @ivanmahone2595
      @ivanmahone2595 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Rule number 2, "Don't mess with free will"

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ivanmahone2595 true but he never said you had to stay on earth lol... Thankfully this movie is a comedy about learning life lessons and not a reality drama that tries to depict what would *actually* happen if someone got these powers... well someone smart i guess lol, like i feel like for me these powers would so quickly get out of hand, I'd be teleporting around the universe, gaining all knowledge that exists and shit, also make humanity a type 1 civilization, end all wars and hunger, use your powers to figure out the truth of how everything works and then amass even more power until omnipotence, then challenge and defeat God who gave you your powers so you can take his place... but i feel like all that wouldn't be in the spirit of the movie lol.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@thekamotodragon you have some problems other than a lack of God's powers

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jwill5892 nah they've just got ADHD and 5 minutes of free time...this happens to me a lot I just don't write it down

    • @felypinho020
      @felypinho020 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thekamotodragon If you wanna know what would REALLY happen if humans had powers just watch The Boys

  • @blaccangel301
    @blaccangel301 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The old mans facial expressions use to always kill me 🤣🤣

    • @niceguy6152
      @niceguy6152 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only thing that’s gonna kill you is another black with a gun lol

    • @PatCole11
      @PatCole11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That shiii was the funniest part. I think we'd all have the same reaction 😂

    • @blaccangel301
      @blaccangel301 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PatCole11 right lmao

  • @iKillerZombie
    @iKillerZombie ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how you can just about see that he already has the gun in his hand at 1:03

    • @w0zvo
      @w0zvo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That means the gun was already in his hand during the car ride

  • @user-dk4eo7hi2j
    @user-dk4eo7hi2j ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    Jim Carrey is always the comedy guy

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    I always loved the free will thing. Since it's not really a rule. Later in the movie Bruce tried to manipulate the free will of someone only to fail, and if he really did get all of gods powers that simply means that god never had the ability to mess with our free will.
    Also how he just said that the beauty of free will comes from the simple fact that you can ask why you cant mess with it.

    • @brucewayan449
      @brucewayan449 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty Good way to describe it

    • @professionalfurret7225
      @professionalfurret7225 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God kinda weak then tbh

    • @DrJekyll38
      @DrJekyll38 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      God could violate his own rules theoretically, but he does not, as that would go against his Holy Word.

    • @Queen_Umbris
      @Queen_Umbris ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can, I just don’t

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because God isn't some human being who made false promises. When God says His Word, He keeps.

  • @aakardev4699
    @aakardev4699 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2000s was just amazing. I was lucky enough to enjoy this

  • @retroguardian4802
    @retroguardian4802 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:30 That is the best CGI I have ever seen.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's not CGI
      they blew air into the bowl, that's actually real

  • @krathoon2338
    @krathoon2338 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Jim Carrey is almost like a modern day Charlie Chaplin. Very physical.

    • @brendo6196
      @brendo6196 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Jim Carrey is a Pedo

    • @sir_vaughn2018
      @sir_vaughn2018 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brendo6196man what

    • @simplepointstudio6210
      @simplepointstudio6210 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brendo6196 That's fucking random but okay

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jim Carrey is a good person. Charlie Chaplin wasn't. Read more about him. Morality of actors just can't be judged by their roles. Also I think he is better

    • @jonah3448
      @jonah3448 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck

  • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
    @user-fg9oy3uo3h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    The message is to “be the miracle”.
    That’s good and all, it makes everyone’s day.
    But let’s face it.
    Who wished they get to have God’s powers even if for 1 week but limited to your area?

    • @zeus1747
      @zeus1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be careful what you wish for punk

    • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      @TheBamaChad-W4CHD ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats one dumb comment to get clicks. Thats not the message at all. Have you ever actually watched the movie?

    • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
      @user-fg9oy3uo3h ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      That’s one dumb reply.
      Have you ever read TV Tropes?
      I quote:
      Do Not Do This Cool Thing: Admit it. Rather than take on the movie's message of "Be the miracle", you instead left the cinema wishing that God would give you his powers, so that you too could cause spontaneous orgasms, get a fancy car, and walk on water. (Or rule the world, at least.) The movie tries to show the downsides of the powers, but most of them are just caused by Bruce's stupidity, so you're left with a movie that just shows how awesome it would be to be God.

    • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
      @user-fg9oy3uo3h ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@goldster100
      Except that it is true.
      The religious one most likely will take on the “be the miracle” message.
      But those “normal” people, while accepting of the miracle message, are eyeing towards God’s powers even if for 1 week.
      And unlike Bruce, I will do my best to do things properly.

    • @memeperor_
      @memeperor_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bruh. the message is that if you ever attain godlike powers, you should create moses valleys in bowls of soup.

  • @rickmort27
    @rickmort27 ปีที่แล้ว +2909

    This movie did more for your faith in god than countless days at church .

    • @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF
      @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Say for yourself, not all 'church' are like the way you believe.

    • @tdk.official3740
      @tdk.official3740 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF yeah they all worship shit that doesnt exist

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission ปีที่แล้ว +123

      No? It didn't. Its a movie

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda ปีที่แล้ว +66

      No it didnt lmao

    • @TheGhost668
      @TheGhost668 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You haven't been to a church 😄

  • @askew4681
    @askew4681 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jim Carrey in the Truman show: trauma from going over water
    Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty: walking on water

  • @alpha3836
    @alpha3836 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    God damn it I'm always left in awe by Jim Carrey's acting, he's just perfect I love him

  • @JPG208
    @JPG208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Everyone gangsta till Bruce can move the soup

    • @chrisloch8541
      @chrisloch8541 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a monkey comes out someone's ass later

    • @CarlosAlvarezli
      @CarlosAlvarezli ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He split the "Red Sea"

    • @trebormapp9394
      @trebormapp9394 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CarlosAlvarezli Parting of the Red Soup

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@trebormapp9394 Red Sea Soup special with extra seafood

    • @jheg96
      @jheg96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good soup

  • @jesussalazar1020
    @jesussalazar1020 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The whole Moses thing had me dying 🤣 the first time

    • @cashh1004
      @cashh1004 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @RetroFanatic-Trapster2
      @RetroFanatic-Trapster2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Having fun?"

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did you pick on the whole thing tho? The color of the soup?

  • @utpalnaskar9667
    @utpalnaskar9667 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    'Be careful what are you wish for'.. this sentence teach us a lot.

  • @joshuatealeaves
    @joshuatealeaves 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That Gandhi line makes me tear up. The idea that God is personable & friends with the billions of us & every living thing makes you feel good

  • @khaosolympus5178
    @khaosolympus5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Supreme voice command superpower is the best power ever

  • @sintelyons8932
    @sintelyons8932 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I cannot tell you how HARD i was laughing when i saw this as a kid, ts is one of my favorite comedies

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Holy shh... cow"
    If only he knew the history between Old Testament God and cows XD

  • @tekmusti
    @tekmusti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    04:22 "can i ask *why* ? yes you can. *thats the beauty of it* "
    05:05 " i am covered. you are going to clear everyhing up in five minutes , *if you want to* , right ?"

  • @musictime6717
    @musictime6717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    4:55 Visual representation of God going on a vacation when 2020 arrived...

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Whats in Earth name happen while I was away?"

    • @playboimusk4803
      @playboimusk4803 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Polymerata satan: don’t look at me they ain’t need my help this time

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@playboimusk4803 hades: whys there so many soul in the afterlife

    • @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF
      @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you think 2020 was the definition of bad wait until the next years. And trust me, God is watching. Go close to Him.

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time.” - Hannibal Lecter

  • @rickrogan2355
    @rickrogan2355 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Freaking loved this movie as a kid. The monkey scene is burned into my permanent memories.

  • @AzureKaioshin
    @AzureKaioshin ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love this movie, being god sounded so wholesome.
    B U T I T I S N T !

    • @ranganathgowda4935
      @ranganathgowda4935 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whats the movie name

    • @mho...
      @mho... 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ranganathgowda4935 löl, Bruce Almighty .... but why read the videos name, riiight?!

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this movie gave you the idea being god sounded wholesome, then uh. You may have stopped before the halfway point-

  • @xxx-pliskin-sniper-xxx8538
    @xxx-pliskin-sniper-xxx8538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    With a 44 magnum….the most powerful handgun in the woOOOAHH

    • @jessicaregina1956
      @jessicaregina1956 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What decade are you in , they have full on .50 bmg pistols now.

  • @RyDawg918
    @RyDawg918 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Good lord, movies were so good up until like 2010.

    • @playboimusk4803
      @playboimusk4803 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cap

    • @youtubearmy_bg8265
      @youtubearmy_bg8265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yk they are still producing good movies right

    • @sairamr6886
      @sairamr6886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youtubearmy_bg8265 not good as the old times. Gg.

    • @monza9307
      @monza9307 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are few but old comedy movies are hard to replace 😊

  • @egnonanangemontan1758
    @egnonanangemontan1758 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember when I was still a kid, it was one of the best films I’ve seen. Great actor too.

  • @mathieue853
    @mathieue853 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "-Does god even go on vacation?
    -of course ever heard of the dark ages"
    Cracked me up so hard

    • @evernechatman1590
      @evernechatman1590 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he doesn't

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evernechatman1590 But he does have a sense of humor... ever get it?

  • @chrisprimo7970
    @chrisprimo7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Don't worry Bruce it's just for a little while everybody needs a vacation

  • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
    @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I wish they still made comedies like this

    • @Zylo82
      @Zylo82 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      We just need this woke era of bs to just go away. Then we might get it back.

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zylo82 My god, you are both insufferable. The thing you call "woke" has zero to do with this comedy, you just love bitching

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Zylo82 Everyone hates it, you pick up on that after a few comment sections. Yet we're all stuck in it, waiting for it to go away.

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree. I like Marvel movies as much as the next guy, but I miss the days when you’d regularly get an original (slapstick) comedy film made by the likes of Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson and Jim Carrey… golden times…

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Zylo82 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WOKEISM 1984 LEFTISM LIBERALISM

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:59 I love when comedians work their stand up into their movies. His Clint Eastwood bit is my favorite. That’s not CGI he can actually change his face to look like that

  • @daganamaral4676
    @daganamaral4676 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i want them to make a second one so bad. this movie was so cool and had a good message

    • @cashh1004
      @cashh1004 ปีที่แล้ว

      It might be a Flop

    • @lauraplume9952
      @lauraplume9952 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they did it was evan almighty

    • @lauraplume9952
      @lauraplume9952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cashh1004 i think evan almighty was a flop.not the same as bruce.

    • @cashh1004
      @cashh1004 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Evan Almighty was the sequel/spinoff

  • @wre6414
    @wre6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    God doesn't take vacations. Right?
    Ever heard of the dark ages?

    • @lysbokele1735
      @lysbokele1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well He wasn't on vacation but somehow kept away by human dogmas and creeds. So He couldn't act.

    • @Subzero-hh8ix
      @Subzero-hh8ix ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's called the dark ages because we don't have much written documents from that time period. Thus historians are in the "dark" concerning much of what happened during 8th to 12th century.

    • @wre6414
      @wre6414 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Subzero-hh8ix sure no atrocities occurred during that timespan and humanity was at it's peak

    • @Subzero-hh8ix
      @Subzero-hh8ix ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wre6414 As I said, the term "dark ages" was coined to refer to the period of 8th - 12th century because historians were in the dark on what happened during that timeframe due to lack of surviving records.
      Humanity has continued to go on during dark ages as it has gone during its preceding centuries. As for atrocities, almost all centuries had them, however the atrocities allocated to dark ages especially under youtube comments are often overblown or completely false upon fact checking so this has to be done in a case to case basis. Anyways, 20th century is by far considered the most brutal century and we may probably see far greater atrocities this century.

    • @wre6414
      @wre6414 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Subzero-hh8ix noted

  • @shah_ayush7
    @shah_ayush7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:57 Be Careful what you wise for Parker... Dr. strange said in Spider-Man: NWH trailer 😂

    • @user-kc4fs4ld9e
      @user-kc4fs4ld9e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean wish?

    • @finlandguy427
      @finlandguy427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-kc4fs4ld9e Propably a spelling mistake.

    • @jaichhabra6458
      @jaichhabra6458 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hindus are getting into everything n everywhere😅🎉😊❤

  • @lev_n
    @lev_n ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Have you heard of the dark ages"
    Got me too good there XD

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, the 2000's are officially the new 90's.

  • @PotatoTune
    @PotatoTune ปีที่แล้ว +86

    this old movie stays forever, love Jim and Morgan !

    • @shivanshbirthare7280
      @shivanshbirthare7280 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which movie bruh !?

    • @PotatoTune
      @PotatoTune ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shivanshbirthare7280 Bruce Almighty !

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't you dare call this movie old, it just came out like 2 years ago.

    • @sikclast
      @sikclast ปีที่แล้ว

      Not that old dude only 2003

  • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
    @VinluvAntonHandesbukia ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how his most of his powers only turn on when he speaks. That’s because God’s word (Logos) is the truth and the complete truth. Which is good for Bruce because his job requires him to talk a lot.

  • @jandrei7541
    @jandrei7541 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a child who has no idea what God looked liked I always thought Morgan Freeman was what God looked liked after watching this movie.

    • @Man-O-Little-Tan
      @Man-O-Little-Tan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean like based on humans' original appearance it would make sense considering homo sapiens originate in Ethiopia

    • @jurassicguardian924X
      @jurassicguardian924X 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here on all accounts

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine the producer shooting Morgan Freeman an email like “hey Morgan, we want you to play god in this movie” XD

  • @angiesworld8038
    @angiesworld8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    If I had that kind of power I would bring back all my cats, the most recent one that passed was my cat son Toby, my poor baby. 😫😭

    • @muratopozturk5211
      @muratopozturk5211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      may they rip. that's why I dont adopt or pet a cat. I wouldnt stand the fact that they have a shorter lifespan than us humans and they will eventually die and I will see that moment. I only feed stray cats, pour some catfood each night into their plates fill their bowls with some water and stuff like that.

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@muratopozturk5211 you shouldn't limit your experiences just by fear of the outcome

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ❤️

    • @chenbayun9494
      @chenbayun9494 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i guess that's against free will

    • @0knothing443
      @0knothing443 ปีที่แล้ว

      You haven't learned about how everything in this world isn't limitless

  • @missyzalgo6738
    @missyzalgo6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Come on start!"
    *Car Starts*
    "That was lucky"
    Me if I had powers😆

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Lucky” he says while he wasn’t even cranking it 😂

  • @shinzenzo2911
    @shinzenzo2911 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember watching this together with dad when I was little. Didn't understand one bit of what they were talking but I still remember many parts of the movie... especially the monkey one...

  • @NotSubwayzz
    @NotSubwayzz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I expected him to turn that soup into wine, but this was also just as good.

  • @simon-yc8bi
    @simon-yc8bi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bruce:God doesn't take vacation
    God: ever heard the 2020?

    • @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF
      @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think 2020 was the definition of bad wait until the next years. And trust me, God is watching. Go close to Him.

    • @dks.m.g2234
      @dks.m.g2234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF the end time is arriving soon either in our lifetime or not. Have faith in our Father

    • @davinci8024
      @davinci8024 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dks.m.g2234 yeah yeah sure. 4 horsemen etc. I'm sure all of them will happen

    • @davinci8024
      @davinci8024 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dks.m.g2234 you are believing to a fantasy

    • @dks.m.g2234
      @dks.m.g2234 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davinci8024 how is this a fantasy if nearly all prophecies have passed?

  • @robertronning7016
    @robertronning7016 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God gave his power to Bruce Almighty he did great things with it now he will his power to me. Bob the Creator from Duluth Minnesota

  • @WeedGrandma
    @WeedGrandma ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was wondering why I was dying with laughter during Sonic and Sonic 2 and it’s because Jim Carey just has this perfect chaotic energy

  • @phyliciabozzi9414
    @phyliciabozzi9414 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can totally imagine Morgan freeman as god. He has a great voice for it

  • @jugato3232
    @jugato3232 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The man the myth the legend morgod freeman

  • @Zenji-nation256
    @Zenji-nation256 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    so they didn't want us to ask where god goes for a hair cut 😂😂,, and made it trimed in the untrimed way 😂😂,, I love it 😍😍❤😍😍

  • @TheLebpl
    @TheLebpl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Shame they dont make comedies like that, Ace Venturax2, Bruce Almighty, Liar, Scary movies 1-3 and many more. The best comedies ever made

  • @reminescentlaw
    @reminescentlaw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2000's to 10's movies were so amazing.

  • @sippyboivergil9198
    @sippyboivergil9198 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God: "You ever heard of the Dark Ages?"
    Me: "Oh shit..."

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Anyone else notice that it is tomato soup? Ergo...RED soup. Hinthint

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes, Bruce Almighty, you truly are the Last Soupbender.

  • @UknowMarcJ
    @UknowMarcJ ปีที่แล้ว +20

    His face when she tells Bruce about the soup takes me the fuck out every time 😂😂 1:45

  • @josuenieves-barreto3572
    @josuenieves-barreto3572 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The part when Bruce said “If I’m God then I’m Clint Eastwood”. Guess what it happened he act like Clint Eastwood for a little.

  • @CrimsonElite00151154
    @CrimsonElite00151154 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I still remember his Clint Eastwood impression from The Mask XD

  • @davidpanzu
    @davidpanzu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved the movie: morality God is here for us. He knows the Best

  • @09.dixitarnavshriram40
    @09.dixitarnavshriram40 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bruce almighty was a good film ❤

  • @captain4345
    @captain4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having fun??...his reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nyljohnvictoracierto9402
    @nyljohnvictoracierto9402 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conversation is so good, you forgot you and your buddy are already walking on water

  • @onemoreminute0543
    @onemoreminute0543 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of my favourite films. Funny and thought provoking

    • @mho...
      @mho... 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      try The Man from Earth (2007)^^
      it goes a bit deeper!

  • @snakegamie5827
    @snakegamie5827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Till today i thought the thumbnail was something else

  • @jeremieherard2166
    @jeremieherard2166 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Morgan freeman as God is the best choice ever

  • @monza9307
    @monza9307 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:30 the way he was shocked so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobbhattacharjee2820
    @jacobbhattacharjee2820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those days were the best days

  • @alphaprime1000
    @alphaprime1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I am a reasonable, sane human being."
    *Casually pulls out a handgun*

  • @ExplodingSteve
    @ExplodingSteve ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “did you ever hear about dark ages”
    😂😂😂

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Took another vacation & 2020 happened

    • @gook5219
      @gook5219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - God doesn't mess around, does he?
      - Did you ever hear about the plague?

  • @jesuschrist3241
    @jesuschrist3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He enjoyed my powers .
    Lol

    • @christianmorgan7366
      @christianmorgan7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So he has complete arsenal any and every powers and abilities

    • @adanakebab2525
      @adanakebab2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You fake. There is no god.

    • @mythmakergwen
      @mythmakergwen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hail Satan!

    • @spacerattheratfromspace7024
      @spacerattheratfromspace7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ isn't god

    • @brockburton1998
      @brockburton1998 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacerattheratfromspace7024 if you look into Catholicism you will find they are the same but also different. I hate that I had to learn 6 years of that crap

  • @tyrontheconqueror6625
    @tyrontheconqueror6625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim Carrey comedies usual have a story with a funny concept and emotional core. I dig that

  • @anthonylim8865
    @anthonylim8865 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Parting of the “Red Soup” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheStreakTheScarletSpeedster
    @TheStreakTheScarletSpeedster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:14, I like how he says he isn’t Clint Eastwood; ‘cause Clint is a reference in Back To The Future III, and the building in the background; which might be a church; is also in Back To The Future as the Courthouse.