the best part was how he hadn't even started to really shred the boss, and then when gabe said it you could just tell that the robot took it personally.
If you ever wish to speedrun 3-2 (or just bullying gabe but _faster_ in general) I recommend that you use the default nailguns, since the saws don't hit hm enough to their full potential, and also get below him as soon as you can in the start, throw some coins up in the air and railcon him.
@@seneryy That's why I said nails are your best friends, they do even more damage than normal. With the default overheat you can take off a significant chunk of his health even without the boost, with it you can just shred him apart.
Oh my god thank you so much for uploading this. Seeing just a normal, good fight with bosses instead of some godlike onesided annihilation is so nice lol. Of course i'm not saying you're bad, those were some awesome battles, but they also seemed achievable. Makes me feel less bad about my skill level lol
10:15 The hitstop is so extreme it just makes me laugh Its like the game is desperately trying not to crash while frantically looking through the rulebook for what should happen
The more gameplay i see of ultrakill, the more befittingly incomprehensible or looks. If i had to describe this game to anyone I’d hardly know where to start.
I was playing on lenient (don’t judge me) and I got to v2… I somehow p-ranked him first try and didn’t get hit once. I didn’t even do the nail gun trick. All i remember is just running and jumping around the arena. I think my brain just turned off or something
As long as you don't brag about it you should never feel ashamed of your difficulty choices. Violent is too fast for my reflexes and I like playing it in standard, I almost p ranked all of act 1 and I'm looking forward for Minos prime
I love how exasperated Gabriel is at 9:02, like he's already tired of V1's shit even though this is the second time they've crossed paths, and the fight hasn't even started yet
Bosses missed: malicious face swordsmachine 1 swordsmachine 2 cancerous rodents tundra and agony hideous mass sisyphean insurrectionist druid night ferryman angry and rude insurrectionists
Bosses missed in this comment: -the secret encounter Swordsmachine in 1-2 -the Owl on the Mysterious Druid Knight’s shoulder -the Hideous Masses in 6-1 Ones that could probably count as bosses even though they don’t have health bars: -Something Wicked -the first Mindflayer found in 2-3 -Mirage’s mental instability -Corpse Minos’s hand -the giant Malicious Face in 4-S Things that are entirely personal struggles that probably shouldn’t count as bosses in any capacity but I’m putting them here anyway: -the 5th secret of 1-1, that secret killed so many of my P-rank runs because I thought the filth that spawned there were mandatory -The urge to smack my monitor when V2 jump is down in 1-4 The urge to smack my monitor when the second Mindflayer appears in 2-3 -The 3-1 P rank -Gabriel, Judge Of Hell when it’s time to do the challenge -The urge to smack my monitor when I fail the challenge on 4-4 -That one room in 5-1, you know the one I’m talking about -The urge to smack my monitor when I miss a parry against the Ferryman -The urge to smack my monitor in general -6-1
If you stay on the ground for "Thy end is now" the 4th attack is parryable Also if you are just trying to beat it you can hold q to slow down everything and make it easier to parry judgement and the yellow projectiles
As a player of ULTRAKILL, this is actually pretty standard gameplay. Also, it’s only about a third of all of the bosses, it only shows the ones at the end of each layer
always like video game fights where it's just the two characters directly in front of each-other, unmoving, just firing everything like two WW1 pilots crashing in a head-on collision
Prankers:todayi will be blowing up an orphanage *one explosive boom boom later* Police:sir ur under arrest for mass murder and arson Prankers:its just a p-rank bro
Can you do this without any replay weapons? (Only yhe 3bpistols and 2 shotguns for cerberus.) Orbyou lnow what? Only blue weapons. Also where is swordsmachiene? He is underated.
There's something cute about imagining V1 stomping up and down excitedly after killing a boss
i think that's supposed to be teabagging
He’s such a silly billy
hes such a goofy little goober
@@alicorn3924 🤓
@@scrunky8683 NOO- *fades away from existence*
Honestly just leaving at "because i can" is still a good flex
I absolutely love when in any game boss says "Is that's all you've got?" or smth like that and then gets obliterated in seconds
They say that and its like they activate the protags trap card.
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?!"
"no."
his question got answered, it was not the best we got
Ok, now D rank all of them.
106 retries on 3-2
@@aheghaugheggeyahg mine was 132
@@aheghaugheggeyahg mine was 46/47
Haha i already did it
That's my normal rank
9:12 Dude beats the half of his health in 5 seconds and he be like "Is that the best you've got!?"
the best part was how he hadn't even started to really shred the boss, and then when gabe said it you could just tell that the robot took it personally.
It really was the best he got
Gabriel really said “machine I will cu-“ at the end bruh 💀
he’s gonna WHAT
@@denontown cut you down break you apart
Machine didn't like that and started blasting
@@JKS702 machine did it faster.
@@denontown cut?
If you ever wish to speedrun 3-2 (or just bullying gabe but _faster_ in general) I recommend that you use the default nailguns, since the saws don't hit hm enough to their full potential, and also get below him as soon as you can in the start, throw some coins up in the air and railcon him.
You forgot to mention 125% damage that he takes from nails
@@seneryy That's why I said nails are your best friends, they do even more damage than normal. With the default overheat you can take off a significant chunk of his health even without the boost, with it you can just shred him apart.
@@martinb.3997 "Rend him apart" would be funny
@@akari_netsu Sh-t, I completely missed that one
Yes you should get below him and start railing
Fun fact: you can softlock yourself in 2-4 by grabbing the blue skull after the gate opened and putting it on the red pedestal
oh hey, i drew that thumbnail lmao
well done on p-ranking them!
damn
Pretty cool dude, i got that referance, well done 😀😆
what you did to Gabriel during the second fight should be a war crime.
Oh my god thank you so much for uploading this. Seeing just a normal, good fight with bosses instead of some godlike onesided annihilation is so nice lol. Of course i'm not saying you're bad, those were some awesome battles, but they also seemed achievable. Makes me feel less bad about my skill level lol
3:02 Oof, that hurt a little
my shoulders feel sore after watching that clip
A little?
forgot to parry 😔
10:15 The hitstop is so extreme it just makes me laugh
Its like the game is desperately trying not to crash while frantically looking through the rulebook for what should happen
man that leviathan just sent you to space
Yeah, it does that if you get on its back
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" while his HP is being depleted in seconds
anyone who p ranks p-1 puts fear in my heart
boo
@@MrDudely ah
@@MrDudely fuck. Shit run
P-1 put fear into my heart. P-2 is the nightmare that keeps me awake
P ranking p-1 is doable but p-2. Just no
The more gameplay i see of ultrakill, the more befittingly incomprehensible or looks. If i had to describe this game to anyone I’d hardly know where to start.
rogue go pro is done with god's bullshit
This is me imagining what I would play like seeing people play a game I never played
"I shall rend you apart and you will become inanimate once more"
- Gabriel, The Judge of Hell
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?"
it was not infact the best he got
"is that all you've got?" gets decimated in less than 1 minute
"Um actually, you forgot hideous mass and swordmachine." - 🤓🤓🤓
and the malicous face boss
@@aidentheonion and the rodent
@@Sephy_7and the other rodent
Damn you pranked all of them, that's crazy, they definitely didn't see it coming
I searched for every boss p-rank of pizza tower but instead it gave me this 💀
Take the hint.
you gotta do deadcoin to beat pizza tower bosses nowadays
You madman
YOU BLEW THEM UP!!!!
Honestly, i will never get as drip as you...i can hope to finish the game one day...
I was playing on lenient (don’t judge me) and I got to v2… I somehow p-ranked him first try and didn’t get hit once. I didn’t even do the nail gun trick. All i remember is just running and jumping around the arena. I think my brain just turned off or something
oh don't worry, i also accidentaly p-ranked v2. I was just going for the no skull challenge , even though he beat my ass on the first playthrough
As long as you don't brag about it you should never feel ashamed of your difficulty choices. Violent is too fast for my reflexes and I like playing it in standard, I almost p ranked all of act 1 and I'm looking forward for Minos prime
@@zebefreod871 me getting scared that I will find out I am playing on an easier difficulty than standard
Don't worry for playing on lenient, the game is meant to be fun, if it's fun for you in that difficulty then that's fine
3:39 the style meter says "double kill" when you can clearly see that you only got one kill
He kill the 2 parasites.... I think
@@17ju5 even then the game itself shows a single kill in the stats but i see your point
@@IwasOnceCooler overkill
💀
You did it because you can do it
I did it because i like suffering
We are not the same
"Machine, I will cut you down."
famous last words
Machine, I will cu-
I love how exasperated Gabriel is at 9:02, like he's already tired of V1's shit even though this is the second time they've crossed paths, and the fight hasn't even started yet
you really pranked them all they got absolutely pranked
I came here because I misread and thought it said "pranking every boss in ultrakill"
But you know I wasn't wrong, or disappointed.
This is a madlad… a true madlad
Now THAT is true ULTRAKILL
“May your woes be ma-“
“May your L’s be many and YOUR BTCHES FEW”
may your L's be many, and your bitches few
bro is gonna hear "JUDGEMENT" and "THY END IS NOW" in his dreams
Me when my pizza is not hot and ready
Bosses missed:
malicious face
swordsmachine 1
swordsmachine 2
cancerous rodents
tundra and agony
hideous mass
sisyphean insurrectionist
druid night
ferryman
angry and rude insurrectionists
Bosses missed in this comment:
-the secret encounter Swordsmachine in 1-2
-the Owl on the Mysterious Druid Knight’s shoulder
-the Hideous Masses in 6-1
Ones that could probably count as bosses even though they don’t have health bars:
-Something Wicked
-the first Mindflayer found in 2-3
-Mirage’s mental instability
-Corpse Minos’s hand
-the giant Malicious Face in 4-S
Things that are entirely personal struggles that probably shouldn’t count as bosses in any capacity but I’m putting them here anyway:
-the 5th secret of 1-1, that secret killed so many of my P-rank runs because I thought the filth that spawned there were mandatory
-The urge to smack my monitor when V2 jump is down in 1-4
The urge to smack my monitor when the second Mindflayer appears in 2-3
-The 3-1 P rank
-Gabriel, Judge Of Hell when it’s time to do the challenge
-The urge to smack my monitor when I fail the challenge on 4-4
-That one room in 5-1, you know the one I’m talking about
-The urge to smack my monitor when I miss a parry against the Ferryman
-The urge to smack my monitor in general
-6-1
"behold the power of an angel!" Behold. The power of doomslayers fucking cousin
Gabriel when he meets a speedrunner: "oh no im dead"
How did you beat minos with almost the same gameplay quality as mine? Any tips on *beating* him?
staying on the ground makes him attack with more parryable attack, so jumping all around the arena might not be good
If you stay on the ground for "Thy end is now" the 4th attack is parryable
Also if you are just trying to beat it you can hold q to slow down everything and make it easier to parry judgement and the yellow projectiles
my previous comment does not apply in the 2nd phase of violent
"BEHOLD the power of an angel!" *dies 12s later*
Never played this game but damn that's impressive.
As a player of ULTRAKILL, this is actually pretty standard gameplay. Also, it’s only about a third of all of the bosses, it only shows the ones at the end of each layer
There is now another...
bro my man got a good gaming chair❤🔥💥💫 P+
Warning, don't watch this on 3 hours of sleep with a pre-existing headache, you will regret it.
now on violent (its a great video thanks a lot)
Alternate Title: "Pranking every boss in Ultrakill because i can"
im surprised you arent doing it in violent mode, you seem really good at the game
way ahead of you there buddy
minos prime really said thy end is now and got obliterated
Gabriel: Machine…
V1: Cool 👌
I’m not even gonna watch the vid. Just gonna give you a like and leave cuz that title is based.
this guy: what boss this is a normal enemy
yes yes prepare for P-2
little do they know.
@@frigidnadir cant wait for sisyphus prime
this is a gaming moment
ur better than my friend :>
V1 cassually peparing a slaughter house at Gabriel's fight
Nice skills!
Also, can you share a link with that minos prime Man on the outro?
th-cam.com/video/OMA_8DuMV_w/w-d-xo.html
I think V2 really liked the prank
U disrespected a former King... Thats wild
9:15 out-damaged gabriel
what a duel
always like video game fights where it's just the two characters directly in front of each-other, unmoving, just firing everything
like two WW1 pilots crashing in a head-on collision
Forgets swordsmachine and Maurice :
Prankers:todayi will be blowing up an orphanage *one explosive boom boom later*
Police:sir ur under arrest for mass murder and arson
Prankers:its just a p-rank bro
Epic prank moment
Well you won't be minos corpse speedrunner but still amazing video
dude how did u get that spinner weapon like whataheel?
now do em on violent
V1 "be not afraid". Gabriel, I'm not fucking scared of you
I feel better about myself knowing im not the only one who completely biffs the levi parry
Bro was so good he flew into the air at 8:06
I've only ever seen memes of ultra kill this is my first time seeing gameplay. I'm not epileptic but I feel like I'd have a seizure playing this.
that seems like a pretty good reason
I accidentally pranked Cerberus with just the shotguns and revolvers, beat that (in the demo without major assists)
Someone did that with only the Feedbacker
3:39 is a straight up anime clash
I don't see a spinning skull emoji
when the guy from fortnite isnt messing around
Didn't even let Minos speak, sheesh
Time to do all bosses on violent difficulty and p-rank all of them for you
Takes the most holy poop of my life while watching this:
Also me:Unexpectedly Moans in relief.
That thumbnail is hilarious, if you don’t get it, search “ half naked man beating up person in elevator”
Cool now do it on harmless
good job
P-rank'em Jhon
forgot malicious face, yes it is a brainless exercise but still technically a boss fight.
Cerberus be ballin
Asmr on another level
"Soloing god today cuz I can"
Did I hear the evil within safe room music
Bro IS the ULTRAKILLER
GUYS HE PRANKED ALL OF EM😳
I finally realised king Minos in item asylum is based off of ultrakill…
It's Allusions
@@OfficialSpookySquadand ia Sisyphus prime too
8:08 lol
Gotta update this boi, new boss is here
v1 said "your end is now"
Nice.
Kinda sad this doesn’t include all the bosses and only the bosses at the end of layers
Idrk what’s happening but it looks cool so I think it’s good
*It was, in fact, the best he got*
Can you do this without any replay weapons? (Only yhe 3bpistols and 2 shotguns for cerberus.) Orbyou lnow what? Only blue weapons. Also where is swordsmachiene? He is underated.