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If anyone doesn't understand, count the letters in each word:
What- 4 letters
Occasionally- 12 letters
Always- 6 letters
Never- 5 letters
_Thank you._ I know I'm stupid, but I could not see it.
Thanks man
Cant belive i didnt get this
I'm just dumb
Had to check the comments for the answer to this one. Thanks.
My maths teacher when he becomes environmental: Square root
My teacher is very proud of my TH-cam Kurier
career
AxxL
Epic
AxxL no one asked but okay
AxxL epic games
"your pets triple in size, whats your first concern?"
Python, my pets a PYTHON!
Hamster lol
*oh lord no....*
Damn, and I was worried about my extra-large rabbit trying to hump my leg...
imagine having a giant fluffy dog
and being able to ride it aswell
Welp, I'm getting trampled by 5 rabbits. 🤷♀️
2:36
Jack Skellington goes to the house directly next door. That makes him the most efficient Santa to date
I mean I didn't like TNBC but I can't argue with that logic.
2nd is Tim allen in the Santa Clause. He goes across the street
Yep.
i dont think i wanna date the most efficient santa
“You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips.”
Wait what?
You can go in the other side of the mirror but yourself in the other side is blocking you
I've kissed my reflection on the forehead though....... I am 100% horrified rn
Rose Petunia what
Rose Petunia are you ok
@@rosepetunia1829 I suggest calling an exorcist
I can put a billion into perspective:
Even Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ doesn’t have a billion views
I know it does now, you can stop telling me
th-cam.com/video/wpV-gGA4PSk/w-d-xo.html
Thanks shrek
shrek
*oh damn I just got rickrolled*
shrek thanks for helping the cause
@@jaidin8754 before i enter this link, i understand that this probably is a rick roll, and by acknowledging it i am safe
*Uploads*
Everyone: *i am speed*
My WiFi: *i am definitely not speed*
Macaroni Cat 100th like thank me later
So funny I forgot to laugh.
Australian wifi: what is speed
Im sped
I am speed to type this comment
He's not a real man if he's:
a female
Under 18
and/or imaginary
hey i know someone whos all 3!
fe MALE
@@farrahwaylande7159 An imaginary girl aged 15?
Ran and Laras from Eggnoid WebToon? Misty, Lillie, Mallow and Elaine from Pokémon? Rosie from Fossil Fighters?
Mega Kangaskhan's SON or if doesn't breathe!
When you draw on a piece of paper you’re practically giving a dead tree a tattoo
Uhhhhhhh...ok...?????
-Yes!-
Well, since a tattooing involves inserting ink into the dermis layer and paper isn’t the dermis layer of a tree, then he’s technically not correct. He’s technically wrong.
...
Willie Wilkerson *I’m going to pretend your comment never existed*
Cop: **Pulls me over** "Do you know why I am pulling you over?! "
Me: "If I knew that I wouldn't have gotten pulled over. So why did you pull me over?"
Cop: "I-I don't know... Usually the people I pull over answers that question for me... Welp have a good day! Bye!"
Wow so funny and unrelatable to by anyone.
I totally get the context, I am laughing so hard at what a *FUNNY* joke that was, we can all agree
+ WestbrookAnimations I did. 😶
Funny doesn't exist in a woman's body.
+ MERK Instinct I'm a girl and people laugh at my life...
A majority of the comments in GioFilms' comment section ends up being aggressively unfunny
You may not agree, but it's *_technically the truth_* -And it applies to this comment I guess-
Wait you commenting in a non undertale linx 4 video? *Impossible*
Flowey Dreemurrr *impossible*
Christopher Moon has arrived into the Reddit videos, and oh boy he's carrying puns
:D :D :D
@@CultReport he pops up a lot on Kirby related videos too
- Has at least a few friends
So I wasn't born under The Bees.
Mr.27 I’m surprised there aren’t many comments about that
R.I.P. @Mr.27
Died of not being born under the bees.
Mr.27 I think I am.., IDK tho
Me neither...
Same
When you're so early that the "FIRST" comments haven't started yet:
*Impossible. The archives must be incomplete...*
ᑎIᑕᗴ ᖴOᑎT ᗰIᒪKᗩ
Yos
ᗰIᒪKᗩ first
ᗰIᒪKᗩ.
when you steal a comment..
Person: If your pets tripled in size what would be your first thought?
Me: OH COME ON YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CAT LITTER THIS WILL BE.
‘You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips’
*insert forever anyone face here*
Alone?
O o f cringe
Thought the year was 2020 not 2010
Ok sir
Still going to use this
8:37 I like how the stock photo of a police traffic stop, it's broad daylight, but the officer is using a torch.
(This is the whole plot of Pokemon)
"Never have I been so offended of something so true"
I don’t know if anybody wants to know this but somebody was trying to insult my friend online by saying “yOu HavE McDoNalds WIfi” but they really did. They lived near a McDonald’s and just used their wifi for free
:(
thats funny.
Lmao, hate it when that happens
When an insult is a fact.
*How did they feel about it?*
0:38 Technically that's a cube root.
Of 216.
“How many Junkies are there in Scotland?”
Y E S
Bojo Badger cause of those ReFuGeEs
0:45 i dont understand is it ok if someone could tell me what the answer is?
Edit: bruh why does this have so much likes
Me too
What= 4 letters
Occasionally= 12 letters
Always= 6 letters
Never= 5 letters
@@cosblay7376 dude thanks so much! I will definitely like your reply, thanks
@@cosblay7376 omg lol.
My mind was also blown i was like I've gotta tell someone
When you say first but you aren't actually first
*_it was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up_*
When i get super early on a vid or there arent many comments i comment what place im actually on like 7th or 4th
O l d m e m e
@@katsumewo Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not funny
0:18 quote my friend: “ninjas are just sneaky Asians”
5:00 i thought basketball was actually the word baseball and i spat out my drink because i still haven’t told my mom i signed up for softball-
7:57 That's 10 Thousand
3:45 I like how there is this really long strip of space that has a high risk of bear attacks, and that Earth is just sitting in the middle, surrounded and trapped by all this open space where bears just float around, ready to attack...
5:59 i feel like it was a joke about rule of equal trade in alchemy.
3:25 if my budgies tripled in size I’d be both concerned and overjoyed because the thought of having a giant budgie is amazing. My oldest budgie has tweets that are super therapeutic and petting her is so relaxing, so if she was a Godzilla budgie I’d be concerned and happy lmao
When Gio gets better but that means Orlando won't be here anymore
"A soul for a soul"
YA no crap
2:40 the Santa Clause played on this trope by having tim allen as replacement santa do the first house and then zip off.... to the house across the street anticlimactically.
When your so
*_not early_*
DuggoYT how did you know?
not to be that person, but *you’re ... .-.
DuggoYT they had us in the first half, *not gonna lie*
2:20 what if you’re adopted.
You have parents that made you and left you and now have parents that haven’t left you or made you
2:37 and do you guys realize how in shows (let "The Big Bang Theory" be an example), the actors have plates of food in front of them, but never actually eat the food? Like, ok, maybe one or two bites, but overall, they just sit there, staring each other in the eyes and talking as they twist a crap-ton of spaghetti on their forks. But they hardly ever eat it.
No I never realized that cause I never even heard of "The Big Bang Theory"
4:38 actually my fear of being in the dark is more a fear of "as soon as the light is off i genuinely cannot tell how far i am from the furniture" like im less worried someone is about to stab me then worried im about to stub my toe
"You can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips"
I guess i had my first kiss then ;-;
I tried and I didn't kiss myself in the lips what should i do
With yourself but that's gay
Idk man that's kinda gay
@@fnnwolfie8560 that makes it worse ;-;
;3;
Do you remember the last time you jumped?
Me being a trampolinist: Uhmm yeah it was last night at practice
Did you know that left handed people score better on their leaving cert than people who died at birth
No way!
@@BlitheSwing I know right🤯
Did you know people who died at birth could have been left handed people???
@@rosepetunia1829 but they're dead🤦♂️
+ 10k subs with no videos But if they grew up... There is a chance they could have been left handed.
"Your pets triple in size, what's your first concern?"
*_BIG POOP_*
0:56 but is there actually any caffeine in Starbucks?
Small TH-camr btw maybe check out some of my content 🤗🤔?
@@jimbob__4685 Stop begging for likes- I have a feeling you'll delete this reply after I say this, but still.
Life Hack!
Make ice cubes out of water to keep them from watering down your water!!
No One:
Gio not exploiting his friend:👌
“is likely introverted *or* extroverted”
Me: *laughs in extroverted-introvert*
ambivert
When you’re so early, they didn’t have faces on vehicle windows.
5:09 That is how I failed my kindergarten English test when I was a kid. My mom was very furious after received a call from my teacher regarding my test result, but was not angry at all after she go through the content of my test paper.
5:58 reminds me of “so u just gonna bring me a birthday gift to my birthday party on my birthday” idc if i wrote it wrong
same lol
I highly recommend not skipping the “hey shoe wearer” baubax ad it is actually good lol
6:14 Oh shit I listened to her album! Definitely not someone I thought I’d see on one of these vids,interesting.
In all seriousness, though, the one about 1 million compared to 1 billion at 1:38 is actually really mindboggling. If you spend $10k a day, it would take you more than 273 YEARS to spend it all.
4:32 that’s exactly what I figured out a few months ago from TikTok 😂
2:03 were they talking about their house...fridge and microwave/oven?
insert “nobody: me:” meme here
Nobody: me: insert “nobody: me:” meme here
Nobody:
Me: Insert “Nobody: Me: Nobody: Me: Insert Nobo- okay I lost track.
Nobody:
Me: Nobody: Me: Nobody: Me: Nobody: Me:insert "nobody: me: " meme here
No one:
My wifi: *what is speed??*
@@fluffyunicrn7621 That means your Wi-Fi connection speed is quite low.
“Your pets triple in size, what’s your first concern?” The fact that there is a chance of a fish apocalypse happening because of me
1 view, 10 likes...
*I see*
Yes, if you aren't blind
0 views
2123425 likes, comments, and dislikes combined.
Seems legit
How to make iced tea:
Step 1:put the tea in an iced cube mold
Step 2:put said mold in the freezer
Step 3:wait for it to freeze
Step 4: enjoy your iced tea
0:35 no, this belongs on r/thanksihateit.
“What’s your first thought when your pets have tripled in size?”
Battle cats in a fantasy land that have side quests for you to do.
Omg I kissed myself trying the mirror trick.
Lol
2:05
People in Asia be like
I have a cold house to protect me from the hot oustide, inside my cold house is an even colder house to protect my food from the slightly hotter house
Please do another entitled parents I love when you do them
Samez!!!!!
R/thisisfake
5:49 Using ice cubes made out of iced tea actually sounds genius. I should try it one day.
0:24 Jokes on you! I can just print a picture of my face, glue it to the mirror and kiss my forehead!
*R/madlads*
Then you're kissing the picture, not the mirror
@@socoolyeahyeah4867 r/woooosh
You can’t just give your self r/madlads and @ishaal that is not a woooosh
ishaal Then again I suppose he is kinda right. I never thought about that.
Payden Mcfun Dude relax it’s a joke, you should be the one getting R/wooooshed.
2:27 HE GOT WOOOOOOOOOOOSHED
3:17 lmao I'm playing Pokémon Red and this shows up..
I have blue
JoeyRedGames nice, I only got it on Saturday, I got my Game Boy last year
I had mine for at least three years
Mega lmao I have diamond version
E p i c y e s
German Soldats riding their Puma:
Also German Soldats:We have 50mm
Pets have tripled in size:
Me: Looking a my 10 Giant African Land Snails (already as big as puppies)
Fucc
I need a Cucumber Farm ASAP
(Very hungry little slimies :)
You have snails? :3 cute!
@@fluffythejester
Yes! Actually you can see them if you wnt (my channel)
@@legitscoper3259 they're cute :3
5:30
and I can't believe they used to say 'actions speak louder than words'
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
I feel bad for Pokémon, they get captured by Pokeballs or whatever you call them, then they have to fight each other over and over again until they get beaten down, for which they get put back in the ball, and when they rest they have to go and fight again.
When you're so early you can't see the comments
*Ive won, but at what cost?*
your lifespan
Thumbnail: found the square root
Me: that's a cube root
Reality: it's just the surface
And there probably is a power four root
When you are so early that the notification came on during the vid
Charcoal is when you burn wood to get burnt wood, so you can burn burnt wood instead of burning wood.
Then again, it can also be made by burning discarded corn-cobs/stalks, and is mostly carbon, anyway.
0:52 i need answer and google wont help
what - 4 letter
occasionally - 12 latters
always - 6 letters
never - 5 leter
BaconBoii you have fulfilled my life
I big dum
And that’s coming from someone WHO PUT THEIR BLODDY NAME AS A YT NAME
Then again
I rarely
Comment
Imagine in the square root post where someone says "ur stupid that's not a square root" so it would be
An r/woooosh and an r/technically the truth at the same time lol
0:54 someone plz explain I don’t get it plz help
The word "What" has 4 letters.
The word "Occasionally" has 12 letters.
The word "always" has 6 letters.
The word "never" has 5 letters
Justine Thanos OMG
Justine Thanos thanks so much
My mother just came into my room and told me about how my friend’s dog isn’t doing so well, and I’ve been sitting here for the past five minutes trying to wait for a good time to bring up asking for her to make some waffles.
I’m not first I’m not last but I sure did click fast
Shutup
CcfGamer 101 fuck you
Stop-Motion Studios
Fuck *you*
You guys say that, but, really, we are all terrible people.
😂😂😂
My favourite one was “happy 10th birthday son,heres a rat. Now go outside and fight some strangers,and don’t come back till you explored the whole continent
I subbed to geo r/technicallythetruth
Ah, yes. *Makes perfectly sense.*
Technically the truth:
Strawberry jam: Strawberries
Grape jam: Grapes
Olive oil: Olives
Baby oil: *babies*
*h o t e l : t r i v a g o*
God dude I’m sorry but this is the most surface level commentary I’ve ever seen you don’t add a joke or anything and you don’t even seem to have a personality. I dont even mean this as hate, but this is pretty low effort content.
chiam saeteurn but with a ad every 2 min edit 6 ads in 10 minutes
In my Hele class
Teacher: What is a love bird?
Me:Bird.
Based on real events
Hi
Bye
hi
Hello
Hi
Howdy
**Your pet(s) has tripled in size, what if your first concern?**
HOW AM I GOING TO FEED THEM!?
Day 28 of commenting on a giofilms video until he does r/theletterh
H
H
H (he ended the channel)
0:29 If I had Photoshop, I'd make myself have mouths the color of my skin everywhere and say, "Wrong, mortal."
r/cursedcomments
@@unfetteredparacosmian Thank you, thank you. I'll be back with a disturbing comment soon :)
5 seconds ago.... (am I first? Lol)
noboddy cares
Ya 2nd
“Do you remember the last time you jumped?!”
Me watching this after being on a trampoline: “Yes”
6:13
... He's not wrong, though. Think about it:
- Bread has wheat, and tortilla has wheat
- Hot dogs are meat (nobody knows what kind, tho)
- Ketchup is technically a type of sauce
- You can put cheese on a hot dog
- You can also put vegetables on a hot dog (and you don't have to put vegetables on either one)
- Hot dogs are open and are taco-shaped, not closed and sandwich-shaped
Therefore, since wheat + meat + sauce + dairy + optional vegetables + open on one side can equal either a hot dog or a taco, then, technically speaking, [not to be racist or anything, but] hot dogs = American tacos.
Although both families are techinically antagonists in the "Harry Potter" series, the Dursleys and the Malfoys are polar opposites. The Malfoys are a family of mages who hate muggles, while the Dursleys are a family of muggles who hate mages.
3:44 I like how the boundary for risk of bear attack is larger than Earth.
riddle:
you come to a gate guarded with two men.
man 1: halt. to enter, you must see who is the liar. one of us will tell the truth and one will tell a lie.
man 2: "murder" is a word for a group of crows.
man 1: slugs have multiple noses.
who's lying?
1:01 unless you ask for no caffeine
I'm afraid I can dispute the planes crash one time one. Years ago, in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, a pilot crash landed on Plank Road which is a major roadway at the end of the airport runways. Emergency services stopped traffic, and EMS and fire department vehicles were standing by. The pilot got the engine going and began to taxi to take back off...only to slam one wing into a parked emergency vehicle and finally fully destroying the poor plane. So that plane crashed twice!
5:25
Nasa: well yes but actually no
3:23 just imagine waking up to a German-shepherd sized cat staring at you. That’s MY main concern.
Bros never heard the word guillotine out loud.
Shower thought:
The reason school grades skip the E and use F instead is because they know you’re going to fail so they’re paying respects
If you feared of being alone in the dark, it's actually you fearing of not being alone in the dark
That took me a long time to understand holy crap this man's a legend
If mixed with mushrooms, feathers, and those alphabet blocks you'll make a minecraft potion.