8:16 my art teacher in 7 grade had once been the teacher of a student with no hands. That students name is Desmond Blair; my teacher said that the only time that he ever heard Blair say "I can't" was when Blair had said "I can't tie my shoes." Blair is now a well known artist. Blair's story is actually pretty inspiring, people were always telling him to rethink his dream of being an artist but he never let that stop him.
Vegans: "I think everyone should be a Vegan. Because eating animals is just showing God how cruel you are to the world." Me: "Then why did God not except Cain's gift which was fruit but excepted Able's gift which was a alive sheep that he threw into the fire?"
@@bin6549 we're actually herbivores (my mom is vegetarian, she told me this) we can only eat processed meat, while omnivores eat raw meat and plants, we can eat grass, but thats gross to us now, but it won't make you sick, so we're herbivores
@@yellostarr we used to eat raw meat, that's what the appendix is for, but when fire was discovered, we ate cooked meat more and the appendix was less used. Also we can't really eat grass, our bodies can't digest it properly.
Vxtriks it's because in Reddit you can add a title, and he crops them out so he probably got what the post is by using the title. Idk if this is supposed to be a joke and you know why he was able to know this but I just wanted to say that just in case someone doesn't understand. Also Vtricks no one cares about your wooooooooosh
me: look there's a sea bear Person: there's no such thing called a sea bear Me: there's a bear in the sea thus it's a sea bear person: thats technically the truth.
Nah he's was born in 1930. If I divide it by 1930 it's one, one times pie is 3.14. and that is 3/100. Times that by ten on 3 because you take away a zero from the hundreds make it 2 zerod and add the one to the binder and 3. 30/100. That's 30, he's 30 minutes old
@@MerkhVision all of this history before 1798 is faked, written by supreme overlord Bernie Sanders and his team of hyper geniuses. Everyone who remembers our invasion has been murdered. Fear Bernie
@@thebatsbury8053 The first joke is that he only said one word, when he asked if he could say a word. - The second joke is that "plethora" actually means "a lot". But "that means a lot" also could mean that it was a meaningful speech.
6:23 When I was first starting to read, this was actually how I remembered which was b and which was d, because bed started with b and ended with d and it looked like a bed. I noticed this while I was watching Word World and they built a bed using lowercase b e d and it made a bed shape and it stuck with me for years.
"No handed people can't write" Tell that to Lavinia from Titus Andronicus who had her hands cut off after she was assaulted and her fiance was murdered, then used a stick to write the perpetrator's names in the dirt.
(5:20) Tic-Tac can't say they have 0g sugar per serving in a modern civilisation like within European Union, where they have to provide the nutritions based on 100 g, and must therefore list sugar as being 94,5 g.
Ok is anyone going to talk about how it says “Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention” “sure” and then at the perfect time it goes into an ad as if the product was the invention No? Just me? Ok
6:22 Giofilms: The word bed looks like a real bed Me: The word boob perfectly demonstrates the three angles of looking at a boob Top view: Front view: Side view: B. oo b
Once upon a time, there was a man on a quest. He went from country to country, continent to continent looking for one thing: a pot that had 1 flat side and 1 curved side. One day, he walked into a shop and found what he was looking for. His quest was complete. He walked back to his house with his new possession and the next day applied for a job. On his first day he took his pot to work and his boss pointed at and asked him why had it. The man answered "That, that's just the 6:31"
Me: watches geofilms Also me : realizing geofilms stretches all his videos to 10 minutes Me one more time : posts it on Reddit Geofilms: loses subs Me: watches darkdom
A few good has happened since CATS was released in theatres: 1. Pixar releases 4K steelbooks 2. GioFilms still uploads 3. Longer Spring Breaks A few bad has happened since CATS was released in theatres: 1. COVID-19 2. When CATS got removed from theatres 3. Stockpilers
"nohanded people can´t write!" I´m pretty sure there are really skillfull handless people who can use a pen with their feet or mouth. they can use a touchscreen to write with their nose or basically any bodypart if they are skilled enough
1.Where actually all blind. We just have light to help us see better. 2.Acting is not acting when you really mean to act 3.Where just matter that shaped as a talking , seeing , walking alien 4.Animals actually speak english but we don’t to them 5.Singing is basically just moderating you’re voice to be better 7. Why is it called super man when hes an alien 8. Gio is the best youtuber 9.if the one above all (Marvel character) is omni present which he should be named one above himself above all (This is a joke dont get serious)
"The dinosaurs don't remember George Washington"
"Well, yeah, most of them don't."
*MOST OF THEM*
*M O S T O F T H E M*
EDIT: Holy moly guys slow down
Birds remember him 🙂
dang looks like you beat me to this joke
CommercialChaSe it’s not most of them it’s moist of them because were mostly moisture
Birds are technically dinosaurs so yeah he's right
Cockroaches..... they remember him...
8:16 my art teacher in 7 grade had once been the teacher of a student with no hands. That students name is Desmond Blair; my teacher said that the only time that he ever heard Blair say "I can't" was when Blair had said "I can't tie my shoes." Blair is now a well known artist. Blair's story is actually pretty inspiring, people were always telling him to rethink his dream of being an artist but he never let that stop him.
Vegans: "I think everyone should be a Vegan. Because eating animals is just showing God how cruel you are to the world."
Me: "Then why did God not except Cain's gift which was fruit but excepted Able's gift which was a alive sheep that he threw into the fire?"
Why did he make us omnivores so we can eat plants a n d meat?
@@bin6549 we're actually herbivores (my mom is vegetarian, she told me this) we can only eat processed meat, while omnivores eat raw meat and plants, we can eat grass, but thats gross to us now, but it won't make you sick, so we're herbivores
@@yellostarr we used to eat raw meat, that's what the appendix is for, but when fire was discovered, we ate cooked meat more and the appendix was less used. Also we can't really eat grass, our bodies can't digest it properly.
+ CocoaBunny He needed someone to eat both.
@glitchon pretty much because we no longer really consume raw meat. It's always cooked now (most of the time) so it doesn't have much use anymore
1:50
Should have been r/cursedcomments
Tbh that dude is kinda an asshole
Maybe it’s there too cus cross posting
Me in 2019: this is the worst year ever!
Me in 2020: screw 2019,2020 is the worst year ever!
2021: Let me introduce myself
We dont know that yet.... Unless.......... *_time traveler_*
2022: How come nobody's here?
Say no more, ZA WARUDO!
I stopped getting excited for new years in 2016 so I wont be surprised
@Alexandra Drauer ရဍဍဌအဋညဤုတ့်နিু্ুেক -3-
"there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky"
"well I'd hope so!"
Uhmmm
You wouldn't want a boat to fall on you from the sky
@@DynamicLemons nor would I want a plane to fall on me while I'm swimming in the ocean lol
Well, a spaceship can be called a ship, and ships are kinda like boats but bigger, and they fly in the sky, soooooo *The more you know*
What about Captain Hook?
And, I just realized, Bowser’s ship from Super Mario Oddeysey (however you spell it)
Short is longer than the word long.
Very Short is even more long word then long :p
Extremely short is even longer than even longer
Tiny is bigger than the word big
supremely short is much longer than long
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH
“This Is because there are more geese on that side”
Dude how did you find that out I’ve been trying to figure out that for years
I am Legend I am Legend do you recognize me
it all makes sense now...
Vxtriks it's because in Reddit you can add a title, and he crops them out so he probably got what the post is by using the title. Idk if this is supposed to be a joke and you know why he was able to know this but I just wanted to say that just in case someone doesn't understand. Also Vtricks no one cares about your wooooooooosh
@@YourFootyHub I literally said explicitly that to anyone who doesn't understand, c'mon do you have a brain
Elias Alafifi that’s not what my comment meant 🤦🏾♂️
3:58
Giofilms: “Well yes, humans are aliens to the planet earth”
Me: Wait what?
Does that not sound weird?
I knew it was off when he said “to”
me: look there's a sea bear
Person: there's no such thing called a sea bear
Me: there's a bear in the sea thus it's a sea bear
person: thats technically the truth.
Is this ironic humor or do I just not get how this is a joke
@@poopiehed9500 yeah
this is not even ironically funny but the fact that it’s not funny or unfunny makes this really good for some reason
this is a confusing joke
But there is a such thing as a sea bear look it up
Actual Joke: meh...
Dude's Life saved by Poop: *W H E E Z E*
the funniest thing about this is..IT MAKES 0 SENSE!
Oh
giofilms is at least 1 hour old
prove me wrong
He’s at least old
You win
@Mateusz Kasperski Representation of another author's language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions as one's own original work.
Accually he is -736364748938263636464 years old
Nah he's was born in 1930. If I divide it by 1930 it's one, one times pie is 3.14. and that is 3/100. Times that by ten on 3 because you take away a zero from the hundreds make it 2 zerod and add the one to the binder and 3. 30/100. That's 30, he's 30 minutes old
“Humans are aliens to the planet Earth”
-Giofilms
Yeah what was that lol. He must’ve meant to say we’re aliens to the MOON, or that we’re aliens FROM the planet earth. Yeah, that must be it
Okay but we are? Pyramids
@@MerkhVision no. He knows.
@@MerkhVision all of this history before 1798 is faked, written by supreme overlord Bernie Sanders and his team of hyper geniuses. Everyone who remembers our invasion has been murdered. Fear Bernie
Well no but actually yes
I like how CATS not being shown in theatres is a good thing. (I haven’t seen it but people say it’s bad)
The songs are good but not much else
same
It's bad. Don't Watch it. For your saftey and others.
I watch it and i don't like it don't waste your time.
I actually like it
3:40 I thought he would have said “a word”
Tennis Ball BFB same
I didnt get the joke
@@thebatsbury8053 The first joke is that he only said one word, when he asked if he could say a word. - The second joke is that "plethora" actually means "a lot". But "that means a lot" also could mean that it was a meaningful speech.
@@Liggliluff hey Einstein he didn't ask for a damn lecturr
Hi bfb fan
7:33 Gio: "The only time a poop is useful"
Me an intellectual: A poop discards waste from the body.
R/woooogs
designing art bruh ur so right, he did get wooged
@@AndUhHalf yus woògy nug nug #
SpacialEthan according to designing art you got wooged so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@AndUhHalf yus he is right :D
6:23 When I was first starting to read, this was actually how I remembered which was b and which was d, because bed started with b and ended with d and it looked like a bed.
I noticed this while I was watching Word World and they built a bed using lowercase b e d and it made a bed shape and it stuck with me for years.
Nobody:
Gio: "Office Deepot"
What else is it... dhe pot
Actually I see what you mean
Most people: Deepo
Gio: D E E P O T
“Pleh-thora”
Lol
3:57 "humans are aliens to the planet earth"
well no, but actually no
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer."
Me: *BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
Friend: If you woke up a billionaire tommorow, what is the most pointless/usless thing you would buy?
Me: Your life
Wot
Oof
Sex slave
@@tedreal2748 AAAA
"You have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer."
That... makes me alot more scared than I should be right now
"No handed people can't write"
Tell that to Lavinia from Titus Andronicus who had her hands cut off after she was assaulted and her fiance was murdered, then used a stick to write the perpetrator's names in the dirt.
HISTORY NERDS RULE!
no one:
Me: idk what to comment i just rly like gio’s videos
Same
I just wanna let you know I typed sans instead of same
Same
lol
you see, it’s funny because he said , “no one”
1:38 "I don't wanna see what a pizza hut looks like"
How bout papa John?
“Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention?”
“Sure.”
*_*ad about chess plays_**
*_*ground below me breaks and I fall to the Earth’s core_**
5:49
I'm just seeing a bunch of levitating vests rn
6:07
Guy 1:
Do You Want To See A Groundbreaking Invention.
Guy 2:
Sure.
Add:
(Loud Heavy Breathing)
0:38 Professor Layton
Fmab is quite good too
You technically only have 2 minute to liv-
A breath holding master:
*I don’t think so*
6:34 "office depot" is pronounced "office depo"
the "t" is silent
(5:20) Tic-Tac can't say they have 0g sugar per serving in a modern civilisation like within European Union, where they have to provide the nutritions based on 100 g, and must therefore list sugar as being 94,5 g.
2:48 wait my tortoise is named Jeffrey :0000
2:31 gio: i hate the 1080p and 4k meme.
Me: I F**KING LOVE IT
the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy
People can copy you and you can copy them after. OK I didn't make any sense ouch
the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy
the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy
8:24
Technically there are timers for everything like eating which would be like three weeks but then there would be a timer for your death naturally
"lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake"
no u
Big Chungus. What
Spaghetti is shredded lasagna-cake
Dr Pep Yes.
Hmmmmmmm maybe it is
*”Humans are Aliens to the planet earth”*
Wise words Gio, a nice words.
Lol pyramids?
Is anyone else gonna hand on the fact that he said office dePOT
Yeaaa ikr wtf is up with that!? Lol. Btw whats with the phrase u used, “hand on the fact?” Did u make that up? It doesnt make sense
@@MerkhVision I meant to say "hang on the fact"
or how he said LOOxembourg
The Poetic Minecart did NO ONE catch that giofilms said “People are ALIENS to EARTH”
"People who are left handed are better at writing than people with no hands"
Nguyễn Ngọc Ký who writes with his legs:
Ok is anyone going to talk about how it says
“Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention” “sure” and then at the perfect time it goes into an ad as if the product was the invention
No? Just me? Ok
Fake
Its 2020
No one gets ads
@@kazooduck lol no
@@kazooduck i pay for premium.
@@kazooduck 🥔
Sea Shell 🐚
6:22
Giofilms: The word bed looks like a real bed
Me: The word boob perfectly demonstrates the three angles of looking at a boob
Top view: Front view: Side view:
B. oo b
Oh god
Day 2 of asking GioFilms to say, “You thought it was going to be Gio, but it was me, DIO!
Government: work from home
Demolition guy: *house explodes*
completely unrelated but is it just me or do the letters ‘uwu’ together look like an owl for some weird reason?
Yes
UvU
@@alibolink0719 OvO works better
@@750tiprogamer I agree with this statement
Nova Thislastnamethingisstupid btw i love your last name thing
Fake
7:28
What would’ve been perfect timing is that if the earthquake hits the second he crapped
The truth is that Jotaro’s mom is hot.
Dude u got some issues
Yahs
Are you okay?
No, I’m a donut.
Wtf
Gio: most dinosaurs don’t know George Washington
Me: SO THERE ARE SOME THAT DO KNOW?
5:32 Patton!
"Cats stopped being played in movie theaters"
*"We won Mr. Stark"*
TH-cam : *Showing that this video has 19 comments*
Me : Nice! Can I see them?
TH-cam : *Good Question!*
Once upon a time, there was a man on a quest. He went from country to country, continent to continent looking for one thing: a pot that had 1 flat side and 1 curved side. One day, he walked into a shop and found what he was looking for. His quest was complete. He walked back to his house with his new possession and the next day applied for a job. On his first day he took his pot to work and his boss pointed at and asked him why had it. The man answered "That, that's just the 6:31"
lol
Love ur VIDS Gio I got screen shots of all of them
"I don't wanna see what a pizza hut looks like."
I DO!
6:49 IKEA furniture be like
Thumbnail: Slow cooker
Me: i guess you're gonna have....a slow meal?
i gio i love your content, all of your humor is hilarious
Government: "Work from home"
TH-camrs: "But, thats what i do everyday, what else do you expect?"
the people who disliked this video are also the people who enjoyed the Cats movie
edit: hi
So nobody? Jeez i thought it would have been 48 people from my class.
Soooo people who enjoy nightmares?
So I guess my cousin doesn’t like gio😂
I disliked because you don't need to censor the word coronavirus.
Flowers are technically fast food for bees but the bees have to make it for there self
5:50 wdym? All I see is floating vests ???
Me: watches geofilms
Also me : realizing geofilms stretches all his videos to 10 minutes
Me one more time : posts it on Reddit
Geofilms: loses subs
Me: watches darkdom
Or emkay
“Humans are aliens to the planet earth”
A few good has happened since CATS was released in theatres:
1. Pixar releases 4K steelbooks
2. GioFilms still uploads
3. Longer Spring Breaks
A few bad has happened since CATS was released in theatres:
1. COVID-19
2. When CATS got removed from theatres
3. Stockpilers
I mean TSM is correct, all I’ve been doing is stay indoors, go outside a little bit every day, but mostly playing animal Crossing UwU
5:12 I was eating tic tacs while watching and I have a strong urge to spit them out
2:41
Wait what about 3k?
It's a joke I'm not being racist
“The only time a poop is useful.”
Because not dying from holding it in is not useful.
3:00 wait Canada doesn’t exist tho
Uiu spelled vegans rongji
I-
As the creator of the post, that is 100% TRUE!
Nobody:
GioFilms: P L E T H Ó R A
1:30
Then what's the white blank space there for? Your third eye?
Medical reasons
"Yeah, most dinosaurs don't"
The phycic dinosaur who knew about George Washington: 😎
"I Miss Siberia 🥺" part 2
you’re the first. comment :(
Good job
what
What
CONGRATULATIONS
-Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention?
Ad plays
2020 is god punishing us for making the cats movie
son Goku, you’re not wrong
7:41 This also means that all cars in games are electric. Trains, planes, ships too.
I didn't get notifications and I thought you just left! You are one of my favorite yourubers!
How do I tell you this
He’s gone
1:03 we were on the verge of perfection we were this close
"nohanded people can´t write!" I´m pretty sure there are really skillfull handless people who can use a pen with their feet or mouth. they can use a touchscreen to write with their nose or basically any bodypart if they are skilled enough
Nerd.
Wait a minute-
Does this mean they can write with their genitals?
@@deletemii8871 ®️E🅰️⏸Y
6:31 Ah yes, office “dee pot”
Yes every video is just placed in the “LOL!”reward
5:40 big bruh moment
8:11 I think in like 2014 a 2nd grader with no hands won best handwriting sooooooooooo 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Did you know that a cat’s life consists of eating, sleeping and rediscovering gravity?
technically i just want to go outside :(
Take a shot every time you have heard gio saying "my brain hurts"
Coincidence that I was watching
r/technicallythetruth before this?
1.Where actually all blind. We just have light to help us see better.
2.Acting is not acting when you really mean to act
3.Where just matter that shaped as a talking , seeing , walking alien
4.Animals actually speak english but we don’t to them
5.Singing is basically just moderating you’re voice to be better
7. Why is it called super man when hes an alien
8. Gio is the best youtuber
9.if the one above all (Marvel character) is omni present which he should be named one above himself above all
(This is a joke dont get serious)
Have a blessed day to anyone who reads this! 🙃
You too, Penguin friend 💜🐧
UNRULYpenguin DUDE you mean North, South, East, West?
ETDRUMMONSTER WITH ROBLOX what?
6:11 I have never seen an ad with more perfect timing
After seeing this video my life is lie
1:33
Dude: I don’t want to know what Pizza Hut is
Me:*looks over at photoshop*
Also me : nah to lazy
63 views
210 likes
128 comments
Thanks TH-cam!
7:54 that’s a screenshot from a baking show on youtube. the original sign says “claire needs help” or something similar
Me: I clicked as fast as I could I’ll probably be the 10th comment!
Also me: *sees that there’s 124 comments*
Also also me: 😐
@franklis ferreira I hate you.
@franklis ferreira You got me. I can't believe I got Rick rolled twice.
@franklis ferreira I'm gonna start doing that too
@franklis ferreira LET'S GOOOOOOOO
@franklis ferreira YES IT SHALL POWER US FORWARD IN OUR QUEST FOR RICK ROLLING
"This pen is USELESS.
It writes ON AIR.
It can't write OTHER WORDS.
But it can write ANYTHING ELSE.
"1 View"
*"59 Likes"*
yea okay YT
Dude, tbh this comment is getting old
“My brain hurts” ~Giofilms 2020
The story of my entire life!😂
Nobody:
Me: 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙩
When I saw the thumbnail, I honestly thought the turtle was being suffocated by a sock.