Guy: Has all of the toilet paper. Woman: “Are you proud of yourself sir” Guy: Sells toilet paper online for more than 3 times the price... “yes, yes I am”
I just want to say something my dad told me about this pandemic: So apparently a woman in Virginia got arrested for pretending to be sick at a store and coughed on everything. Even if we weren't in a pandemic that's still messed up.
Guy: *Skips class to stream* That random kid: *tells teacher that he skipped class* Teacher: Let’s watch him class! Edit: Thanks for the likes :D I never gotten this much likes
Remainder: When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar, but rather with a hand. Damages elevator; the. Loading. When please have someone fully open half, hopefully with or with a full hand, belly button. Elevator. Thank-you? You.
Nah it's just personal choice of words. Would matter if it were COVID-19 or influenza if it were a pandemic I'd be watching Gio so yeah. If I wanted to say Corona virus I would
6:06 why is coronavirus censored out? Edit: I also just noticed that every single time there was the word coronavirus in the video it was censored out.
My Friend: "If being smart was a crime? I would be arrested!" Me: "But all charges where dropped because there was no solid evidence." My Friend: "O-oh..." (Edit; why did this make so much contervicery?)
CAM-bridge is a more logical pronunciation than CAME-bridge though. There is no “e” in that syllable, and the city is on the river Cam (pronounced CAM). I actually call it CAM-bridge on purpose just to piss people off. People who defend a nonsensical pronunciation and take a piss out of those who say a word the more logical way are the worst kind of people. You are part of the reason English continues to be such a difficult language to learn for foreigners.
Ya know, it’s always harder learning a second language. I’ve been learning Chinese since I was born but primarily speak English. My English is way better than my Chinese even though I live in Asia.
@@KasabianFan44 So basically you think it should be pronounced phonetically? That's not how language works, it's Camebridge and that's that, you're pronouncing it wrong. The river used to be called Came, but over time the name changed to Cam. However, Camebridge had already become ingrained so it stuck. The reason why English is such a difficult language to learn is because it has the influence of so many different foreign languages (England being probably the most invaded country in the world in the dark ages). Latin from the Romans, German from the Saxons, Old Norse from the Vikings and French from the Normans. It's not as if there's a bunch of Britons trying to make it more complicated for foreigners to learn, it's just how a multicultural language develops.
Student: I've gotten nothing but straight A's my entire highschool career, I've passed all my SAT's/ACT's with flying colors and I maintain higher than a 4.0 gpa with AP classes. Can I please get a scholarship? College: oooooo I dunno man... I mean, this guy can throw ball sooooo
I never started any kind of series when I was a little kid that I didn't immediately get bored with (and wasn't a total rip-off of something else) so I have nothing to work with now :^(
We had that THINK chart in second grade. It was used to make people think about what they are going to say before they say it. Honestly, I don't think anyone would take that long to think over saying "hi."
For the 500 million dollar one, not only it wouldn't work, but if they had even NEARLY enough to give everyone 1 million dollars, America's economics system would CRASH.
3:31 Technically still an “injured leopard” though if that’s genuine
wow, dark
Hi
PETA is that you?
@@user-gz5oz5xb6i no it's my mouth watering for lunch :)
If its faux its not, but who knows lmao
Why is no one talking about the kid who chose his dad over the three items?? So wholesome.
bruh that guy is lying. I've seen this story a billion times
なだ。 even if its a lie its still really wholesome
Aww!
i honestly hate the word wholesome
* StarFruit * I do, I fucking hate it
Ah, yes, my favorite acronym: *THIKN*
Yes the meaning is beautiful
why do you have a favorite acronym
thicken
Now you THIKN
You have been t h i k n
Bruh if being hot was a crime I’d be a free man
Millie Pugh oh how the turntables!
No u
r/me_irl
Same
😂
If being hot was a crime, I would not get arrested nor fined.
I would be given money for how bad the cop feels for me.
US Congress: All of the Military Defense Budget is given to you
I’m confused... you commit a crime, didn’t get punished and got money? Hell yeah now I can run red lights like cops!
@@David-ln6gn I'ma give you a badge for being stupid and another one incase you lose it
Ooo a self roast those are rare
Davi Man I'm confused if I should woooosh you or not
who remembers: "i will i wasn't broke."
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Everyone is doing this so y not?
Yes I remember, carlbot.
That must be really embarrassing, but at least he got more viewers. Now he can show off his CS:GO skills as much as he possibly can
I see you everywhere lol
@@AxxLAfriku th-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/w-d-xo.html
How do I keep finding ur comments. I see you on memenade, T2M and now this lol
@@joohee1570 HOLD ON ARE YOU PROMOTING JACKSFLIMS
You're the new Justin Y.
Guy: Has all of the toilet paper.
Woman:
“Are you proud of yourself sir”
Guy: Sells toilet paper online for more than 3 times the price... “yes, yes I am”
I’m selling hand sanitizer for 15.99$ Care to buy one?
I’m selling toilet paper for a thousand bucks. Care to buy a dozen?
Buying dozens of toilet paper is useless. Care about the food instead.
Everyone buys it for 3x the price and he gets a raise “Yes yes I definitely am”
I’m selling toilet paper for $100,000 a section. Care to buy all sections of the roll?
lakituu which is why i buy toilet paper
On The ThumbNail:
They Should Of Donated 1 Dollar And Said: Come To Class
Facts that would be so funny
@@minecraftmarioboy5012 Ikr
Don't Type Like This And It's Should Have Not Should Of
Fluffy Does Stuff I’m sorry wut??
Minecraftmarrio Boi they’re saying that people who put caps on the start of every words are annoying. Because they are.
When the printer says you need more magenta ink when you’re trying to print a black and white document.
Robo_Toucan 300 r/cursedcomments
Nice
It's because of the colour scheme of howost printers work. Can't remember what it's called, but it's like magenta yellow and blue I think.
@@CooperCooper07 nobody cares lmao this is just a joke anyway
Daniel Cooper whoosh I don’t speak smart
I just want to say something my dad told me about this pandemic:
So apparently a woman in Virginia got arrested for pretending to be sick at a store and coughed on everything. Even if we weren't in a pandemic that's still messed up.
Hi person with a smiley in the name :D
(Sorry for bad english im from Germany)
Why did he blur and not say coronavirus
That's awful.
Bob Ross with lemonade
Alex bruhhhhhh
If being hot was a crime, I'd be accused of stealing comments.
Lasercop Gaming yea I was gonna say u stole the comment 😂😂
If being hot was a crime, I would be living the best life out of jail rn.
Stolen
Mallory Moore no wasn’t u wasn’t no
@Mallory Moore tank yu vry mukh
0:07 aight who's the snitch
That jerk bob
@@burn7391Bob...
*That bish*
Oleh Myrha r/madlads
Dinkleberg...
Let the hunt begin
4:57 should be on r/murderedbywords
Lol
That wasn't murder
It was an entire genocide
69 liked (:)
0:16 Embarrassing?That teacher could've spent all her money in donations for the stream.
8:02
M&S (Marks and Spencer's) is a department store which has a café that does breakfasts. Definitely not All-Day though!
i wanna eat now. its 0418 here.
Tanakrit Iamvilai 5304 type in human please
Either you or I need glasses. I think it’s me, I can’t find where I asked you anything
@@galaxyteddybear4030 The commenter was correcting Gio's honest mistake. Don't be such an asshole.
Galaxy Teddy Bear stfu kiddo, he was correcting the mistake.... don't try to act hard :)
5:40 there's a whole subreddit dedicated to stuff like that. It's called r/mirrorsforsale
I’m probably going to sound like and idiot but why does that not work
7:58 there was an attempt to say “30 times”
Enegnegnehegntwbtwbweyñnyenn3nybetbwtbwtbtbwtbtwywnywneynegnegnegnegndbrh rqh rqh faj gn gm tj
@@770XD facts
@@770XD yeah
7:55 there was an attempt to pronounce 30 times...
👏
He needed to edit that too and he corrected himself on the tesla one, nice
actually more like r/TechnicallyTheTruth, because he's not lying
True
@@TheAlmightyCheez I just realized you're right
Guy: *Skips class to stream*
That random kid: *tells teacher that he skipped class*
Teacher: Let’s watch him class!
Edit: Thanks for the likes :D I never gotten this much likes
yes, that's what happened in the video, good job parroting what's already said.
TropicalCyclone Yeah
Wes Prang technically they didn’t skip class cos they arent absent
Maybe we can all learn to play csgo!
Landon Vang imagine they donated
5:10 sounds like he’s marker getting erased off a whiteboard
I CAN'T UNHEAR IT NOW-
True hahaha
Wha-it does
He's marker *he is a marker GRAMMAR
@@alex__gacha._.9860 no
Teachers are making the class watch a student's stream?
I thought the teachers were the one streaming, considering the crisis with the virus
well i saw that like a month ago
I saw that a year ago
_Wait_ you watch and comment _non-undertale videos?_
Damn. *My life is a lie.*
I litteraly see you almost everywhere
What the hell
Why are you EVERYWHERE lol?
Remainder:
When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar, but rather with a hand. Damages elevator; the.
Loading. When please have someone fully open half, hopefully with or with a full hand, belly button. Elevator.
Thank-you? You.
That note should've been on r/ihadastroke
He be v i b e i n
*remainder*
Welcome your yo'r ur mega stuff help me im done. 18%
You're-welcome? Welcome.
2:28
“Sorry, no speak Engrish”
Only wwe fans will know
**Nakamura intensifies**
When Mr. Beast and Gio upload at the same time:
*i must make a choice*
And call me kevin
I SO AGREE (i had to make the decision and i chose gio frist)
I went with beast first
Well we know wich one you chose
*computer and phone*
"uses more than 30% the data gaming uses"
me: yes but actually no
And that's assuming we're playing online in the first place. You don't need the internet to play Pikmin.
wdym no
i mean im pretty sure its still more than 30%-
@@tooprood exactly but more specificzally its 30 times
7:57 *r/therewasanattempt GioFilms really just called 30x “30 percent”*
r/thatsreallyfunybrolikebro
@@xavien_818 r/doesthatsubredditexistbecauseredditisblockedonmycountryrandomthingsoitmakesitalittlebitlongerlmaoxdlmaoxdb
@@skrbidi does that subreddit exist cause reddit is blocked on my country random thing so it makes it a little bit longer lmao xd lmao xd b
@@xavien_818 r/windowshasdetectedthatyourmonitorisnotpluggedinalsothisisadeadmemesoiguessimmarepeatwhatglitched_l3mdidsoimmamakethisverylongokillstopnow
a
Apparently Marks and Spencers are now hotels.
FYI They are a "semi-posh" supermarket chain, who often have cafés in their shops. :)
So like the target where I live
That thumbnail just gets him a whole class more worth of views
It gets him 1 more view but go off
video: in breaking news moments like this-
ad: *tRY OUR NEW AND IMPROVED DETERGENT*
7:57 r/therewasanattempt to say times
More like r/technicallytrue tho..
@@asmylia9880 What? He sayd 30% but it was actually 30 times
@JustAPerson r/therewasanattempt to no
@@nasr2laidback r/therewasanattempt to no
If that teacher was knocking the screen to get him out of there
What a Boomer
If being cute were a crime... I’d be free asf I wouldn’t be able to go to jail
If being ugly was a crime I would have been on the electric chair a while ago
@@bixbygal05 nooo, you are beautifull!
KOCHENK OREEN social distancing... r e m e m b e r t h I s
Dude I wouldn’t be able to go to jail for killing everyone but me and law enforcement
If Being Skinny was a crime
I would never get arrested my entire life
7:57 there was an attempt .. of gio tellin its 30% when its supposse to 30 times
I hate how you have to censor “coronavirus”! TH-cam is genuinely stupid, creators deserve better
Bangtanimosity do you mean -Coronavirus-
do u mean ***********
Dont you mean ###########
Do you mean *********** ! You can’t say that in these parts
You can only say Ćőŕøņævįřų§ or Çøvîđ~19 sir/ma'am
*What was the thought process behind that?*
funny
Iron *funny*
Iron ynnuF
F U N N Y
ynnuf norI
If I was a partner I would be like that IMO
8:05 M&S is not a hotel. It's a UK supermarket that has a cafe 😂
its also a clothing store, marks and spencer,
Well I mean it’s not like he knew that
7:58
Gio:”Uses more than 30 percent the data...”
Actual:Uses more than 30 times the data
7:53 finally. Something to show that I dont eat up the entire home wifi's data
1:26 now I’m crying that was adorable
High quality pandemic entertainment. That is what i came here for and that is what i left with
Why dont you just say coronavirus
@@feyo3781 because you would get demonitized
Nah it's just personal choice of words. Would matter if it were COVID-19 or influenza if it were a pandemic I'd be watching Gio so yeah. If I wanted to say Corona virus I would
Wait you stole?
@@domapoma9377 So what?
8:02 In my city there's a "24h Snack Shop". It's opened from 4 pm through 10 pm.
6:06 why is coronavirus censored out?
Edit: I also just noticed that every single time there was the word coronavirus in the video it was censored out.
probably due to Content match and over-usage
could be both of those theories. over-usage=content match=demonetization
TH-cam now demonetizes videos that include Corona anywhere in them (unless you are an official news channel)
I'm guessing they censor it so that misinformation/controversy isn't spread across the platform
Emerald cause youtube will take down the video
The first guy: Someone probably never heard about sniches get stiches.
Did I just get rickrolled by a pfp
You don't exactly believe in the letter 'T', do you?
@@sigmakono *he forbidden le**er looks like a cross and our lord and saviour Dracula ha*es crosses.
@@Volnas97 all hail Dracula
@@TheUltima_Werewolf Praise him. Let his fangs grow long.
If being cute was a crime… my boyfriend would be the only one filing for my arrest xD
I'm not cute gladly!
"Can I have a Tesla?"
Me: Take my sister's friend. Her name's Tesla.
Reminade I know someone named Tesla
I fucked a Telsa once..
@@pasteldoggu7670 lmao
*Pastel Doggu* nice
@@pasteldoggu7670 well my dog fucked a dog named tesla
Imagine that teacher just watching the stream and she just yells "Trash, stop being salty."
My Friend: "If being smart was a crime? I would be arrested!"
Me: "But all charges where dropped because there was no solid evidence."
My Friend: "O-oh..."
(Edit; why did this make so much contervicery?)
@Mallory Moore bruh girls r ok with it too lol
@@xavien_818 and @Mallory Moore, It's a joke, and their non-binary, so.
@Mallory Mooresome girls
@@N1K0.D4WN i know its a joke lol
Coming from a girl I can confirm we are ok with it
8:41 “university of CAM-bridge” bro
The A is pronounced like a E so it sounds like CEMbridge
Georgie A no, it’s pronounced like Came-bridge
CAM-bridge is a more logical pronunciation than CAME-bridge though. There is no “e” in that syllable, and the city is on the river Cam (pronounced CAM). I actually call it CAM-bridge on purpose just to piss people off.
People who defend a nonsensical pronunciation and take a piss out of those who say a word the more logical way are the worst kind of people. You are part of the reason English continues to be such a difficult language to learn for foreigners.
Ya know, it’s always harder learning a second language. I’ve been learning Chinese since I was born but primarily speak English. My English is way better than my Chinese even though I live in Asia.
@@KasabianFan44 So basically you think it should be pronounced phonetically? That's not how language works, it's Camebridge and that's that, you're pronouncing it wrong. The river used to be called Came, but over time the name changed to Cam. However, Camebridge had already become ingrained so it stuck. The reason why English is such a difficult language to learn is because it has the influence of so many different foreign languages (England being probably the most invaded country in the world in the dark ages). Latin from the Romans, German from the Saxons, Old Norse from the Vikings and French from the Normans. It's not as if there's a bunch of Britons trying to make it more complicated for foreigners to learn, it's just how a multicultural language develops.
8:08 How the hell did Gio manage to call M&S a hotel
@Wes Prang How is that an r/wooosh? Just asking.
If being hot was a crime
“yes”
if being ugly is crime
then arrest me
Colleges: You need to pay us tons of money
Athlete: But I can throw this ball really far
Colleges: That will do
Kinda wish that wasnt the case
Lol
Why are you just repeating something yah was in the video lol
Student: I've gotten nothing but straight A's my entire highschool career, I've passed all my SAT's/ACT's with flying colors and I maintain higher than a 4.0 gpa with AP classes. Can I please get a scholarship?
College: oooooo I dunno man... I mean, this guy can throw ball sooooo
How I get early in gios vids its easy: I see gio I click
I see "g" I click
Wow! If only there were people who cared!
I see a TH-cam notification I spam click the notification
I only enabled the bell for GioFilms
Alba Piedra no one fucking cares
@@lokotro019 Please GKYS.
2:37
lmao my mom heard me laughing at this vid so she read the elevator part out loud and my sister was confused I just bursted out laughing
3:09 The sheep’s name is Shrek. Just thought I’d mention that.
Also New Zealand Doesn't have wolves...
@@codenameg-fox2251 🤔
Ooooooo
Yep, that’s his name people
3:20 Thats the reason my alpaca protag in a comic series I started in 3rd grade never dies.
Maximum Floof.
I never started any kind of series when I was a little kid that I didn't immediately get bored with (and wasn't a total rip-off of something else) so I have nothing to work with now :^(
Dan-The-Squid At least you didn’t start a bad ripoff Harry Potter series based on a Dramione fanfic. I was a dumb kid.
the story with the dad and the choices is so pure, i love it 😍 ❤️
Not early, just wanted to thank you for the laughs, Gio!
7:25
Her: “Oh”
*Takes all 5 rolls intensely*
If being hot was a crime, I’d be sent off with a warning.
FluffTheCat If being hot was a crime, I’d be okay because I’m part of the ugly gang
꧁ꕥ Honey_GachaLIFE ꕥ꧂ guess ur the arrest
3:47 yes I will earn one, like the guy who bought one through an inheritance who totally earned it.
The face reveal at one million followers pic Is a joke lol, i can't believe THE giofilms got wooshed
GioFilms gets wooooshed a lot
DedMemeBoi like with polarsaurusrex
Optify yes yes yes, and all the time on r/youngpeopleyoutube... it can get annoying watching it tbh
GalaxyDimensions no
@GalaxyDimensions xd
"Cambridge"
I'm almost as offended as having a new guided busway being blast through my garden
Person: I drew sonic.
Me: that's not sonic that's sanic.
Person: oh oops.
Me: there was *an attempt*
edge lord who the heck disliked the video
That’s not Sanic, it’s Satanic
TheEven1sOut dang even haters got notifications on
@@evenbutbetter1351 hmmm
If you see this Gio, your videos cure my social distancing boredom.
Gio*
@@cameronbates7497 I have sinned.
@@cameronbates7497 And I have changed my mistake.
It’s ok
Everyone like OP's comment so Gio can see
We had that THINK chart in second grade. It was used to make people think about what they are going to say before they say it. Honestly, I don't think anyone would take that long to think over saying "hi."
At 5:17 if you do the calculations, it doesn't add up. Each person would get around $1.5 not $1.5 million which is a big difference.
Like
$1.50
Or
Something else
When you’re late but TH-cam doesn’t load comments:
*SHOW ME IT*
4:24 Wow the printer must've asked for a ton of magenta
When youtube tells you about the vid 1 min later
200 Comments: There was an attempt
Slenderfly ha
Bruh, if having a bad day was a crime, I would be in jail for eternity.
Same.
@@ITAC85 dang
OWW
THE
*EDGE*
*Fucking dies*
I like how you keep everything kid-friendly
“what was the thought process behind that?”
“funny”
*this man is the one who will make the cure for coronavirus.*
8:02 Looks like i’ll be spending a night in the ready meal aisle, then...
Geo at 8:00 : at the hotel...
Me (being british): M&S is a supermarket not a hotel.
8:03 M&S is a clothes/food shop with a cafe sometimes. Not a hotel I-
8:07 M&S isn't a hotel...... 😂 It's a British department store that has a cafe.
But don't worry, it's easy to get confused if ur not British 😁
It's also an Irish brand (mostly found in places like penny's and Liffey valley)
I guess it is like tiffanys in the US
It's here in the Czech Republic
People in online games: *talks to me in english*.
I trying to answer: 2:28
When you successfully write “E”
Englis
Is no one gonna talk about the way he pronounced Cambridge
I learned from F A L L O U T 4
"In breaking news moments like this,"
*ad plays* "Pampers 360 cruisers help keep your baby dry in any condition"
Funniest ad placement I've seen.
3:35 more like "they had us in the first half not gonna lie"
post: 30x the data
GioFilms: 30% of the data
There was an attempt
Agreed, Newton didn't have LEGO DC Supervillains with all add ons and all characters unlocked
If being ugly was a crime
You would all be free people.
**hugs you tight** nobody has spoken to you so have this
@@lostaccount8222 now somebody got corona
If being a fucking idiot was a crime
Dog person would be arrested and publicly excecuted
thanks
im so cool uwu ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ uno reverse card, I had a mask (custom made hehe) on.
“I feel like a 1$- $1m”
There was an attempt to speak correctly
....Wow! I didn’t think of that!
@@jmbkr4276 are you talking to yourself?
@@karelia7793 kin
Funny
Want - Diverse Content
ikr
If being hot was a crime, I would be in antarctica
3:15
Weebs: *Maple Is invincible*
0:12
Me literally skipping a online class so i could watch a stream im waiting for 4 days:
;-; i feel guilty
online classes suck anyway
If playing Minecraft was illegal I would be a wanted outlaw
If being hot was a crime, I'd be saying I will I wasn't broke.
5:10 * it’s squeaky time boys*
7:52 I was gaming and my parents were watching a movie in 4K and I was lagging, I have experienced that and it is very unpleasant
2020: social distancing
Other ppl: freaking out
Me: this is amazing
Me: *sees notification*
Me: *clicks*
Views:889
Me: There was an attempt to be first
My brain: Aw come on!
Yeah this makes no sense
8:02 That's Marks & Spencers, it's one of the biggest retailers in the UK selling food and clothing. It's not a hotel.
7:58
"...more than 30 precent..."
30 times* :D
6:55 when he said “like this”
An ad started playing
How?!
SoDa WespO I do not know
I think they choose where the ads go, but I’m not sure
For the 500 million dollar one, not only it wouldn't work, but if they had even NEARLY enough to give everyone 1 million dollars, America's economics system would CRASH.
1:46 pretty sure “Rosie” would have been a girl 😁
we’re-all-pink -inside people can name their male dog by female names
Kamilah Cooper very true my dude, although unlikely hahaa