The Larry Craig reference was unexpected and hilarious. For anyone that doesn't know, the dude admitted he was arrested for soliciting gay sex and stepped down from his senate seat, recanted his admission of soliciting said gay sex and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in court to unsuccessfully remove his arrest record so he could run for his seat again. He lost his election.
These are gold. Glad he didn't get poked with a spike this time, and his cellular phone was able to help him out. He's gonna be screwed if he loses that
I mean why would you ever like Trump? Him and Biden are easily some of the worst presidents in the history of the USA. Kinda crazy we had to pick between both. I like Biden more though because he at least doesn't have a brainwashed cult following him
I like how much detail was put into making sure we understand the taxi driver was a Nazi and then the taxi ride was really good and nothing bad happened
@@benjaminford1067 So this was actually inspired by a true story. I was a Lyft driver during the 2020 campaign season in DC. Trump started whining about losing the election and claiming fraud, holding pity parties outside the White House. At that time I had a chrome dome. I had just picked up these folks that were speaking German. I know enough to pick up some of it and they start talking about my lack of hair, asking if I could be one of them. They were afraid to ask because DC is so liberal. I was not one of them.
"THE CAR PULLS UP AND THE DRIVER LOOKS REMARKABLY LIKE ME by which I mean" I love how Eminem has random spouts of yelling and then just goes back to his normal speaking voice
I love the implication of "Pretending to read a book", insisting that he had it open and was looking at the pages but forcing himself to not read the words
Now Eminem has to appear in court but somehow breaks out and is on the run where he gets picked up by the same taxi driver who decides to take him to another state where he escapes the 313 And still has no idea who Slim Shady is But it turns out the taxi driver is Slim Shady his guardian Angel (only revealed to the audience and not Eminem ) and now Eminem must go on some misguided adventure to stop Larry Craig During this said adventure he comes across a band of people to join him on this quest. Including an actual Doctor named Andre, a man who legally cannot hold more than 50 cents to his name and a man who can transform between a dogg and a lion
"He allows me to sit in the back seat without coaxing me with a spike, which was nice" is a reference to another video where a car salesman leads him through to woods poking him with a spike even though he was happy to walk despite the spike.. The lore continues..
What a legend, still firing out new music and rhymes decades after his debut. Seems like he's only gotten more relateable, too, all without losing his edge. I mean who hasn't booked a flight and had this happen? Mr. Craig might be kind of an evil scumbag, but has real pretty lips and perfect technique.
There seems to be some sort of cosmic imperative to have someone be coerced into doing something with a spike. That day Em was spared, but then later he was therefore tasked with turning the spike on Larry Craig.
@@JohnnyBawlz prompt: Eminem is refused service at Cici's Pizza for not wearing pants and decides to mug someone to steal their pants but it goes poorly
This version of Eminem is quickly becoming one of the best, most relatable protagonists of our age.
Wym this version?
@@diipsausje Meaning like this text-to-speech Eminem
Deadass though
I concur
@@ajl4878 thanks for pointing that out. Thought it was the real deal
Not even in the sky is Eminem safe from a wacky adventure. At least he got a good taxi ride
...Now you might think it was a wacky family-friendly adventure, but it was actually quite sad
I love how the driver didn’t poke him with a spike this time
Even though I would be fine even with the spike
the neo-nazi didn't poke him with a spike, that says a lot about ubers
I love how the neo-nazi cabbie was the one character that _didn’t_ give Em any trouble. Probably because he looked almost like a skinhead.
Eminem always calling it a cellular telephone is so funny
The Larry Craig reference was unexpected and hilarious. For anyone that doesn't know, the dude admitted he was arrested for soliciting gay sex and stepped down from his senate seat, recanted his admission of soliciting said gay sex and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in court to unsuccessfully remove his arrest record so he could run for his seat again. He lost his election.
Didn't he try to say he had a "wide stance" or something
@@IUseRandomPfps yes, I completely forgot about that part lol
Woah, I didn't know he admitted it at first.
@@IUseRandomPfpshahahah this is hilarious and I’m so happy you shared this small detail with me that I just had to say something about it
He should move out of his area, sounds like he gets up to alot of misadventures there.
My man fucking really took that airport comment to a whole other level
What else you got?
@@JohnnyBawlz Eminem accidentally goes to a furry convention
@@JohnnyBawlz i guess since where suggesting now id suggest eminiem goes to a mueseum
@@JohnnyBawlz Eminem gets a job in his Flintstones car doing Doordash, Instacart and other stuff
Emeniem becomes the Uber Driver (out of spite)
These are gold. Glad he didn't get poked with a spike this time, and his cellular phone was able to help him out. He's gonna be screwed if he loses that
“now I understand being a closeted homosexual / But I don’t do republicans” is such an awesome line
I literally had to oause the video to take in the raw epicness of that line
I’ll bet there’s at least one person who’s specifically into closeted homosexual republicans
And accurate too! He does not like Trump and whatnot.
I mean why would you ever like Trump? Him and Biden are easily some of the worst presidents in the history of the USA. Kinda crazy we had to pick between both. I like Biden more though because he at least doesn't have a brainwashed cult following him
"Now I get being a closeted homosexual...
But I don't do republicans!"
OMFG 😂🤣😁
the flow of those lines should NOT work, but that bar went hard 🔥
The Eminemverse is better than the whole MCU. Change my mind.
the EminemCU
The spike gets me every time.
Definitely my favorite part 😆
That and the fact that he always calls it a “cellular telephone.”
When he got arrested I bet the officer coaxed him into the car with a spike even though he was fine to get in without the spike smh
It's a good thing he had Saul in speed dial
I saw someone made a Breaking Bad inspired one of these
@@JohnnyBawlz the one where he has pizza with mike
I like how much detail was put into making sure we understand the taxi driver was a Nazi and then the taxi ride was really good and nothing bad happened
Very anticlimactic
it’s a comical moment because the driver mistakes eminem for a nazi also
@@benjaminford1067 So this was actually inspired by a true story. I was a Lyft driver during the 2020 campaign season in DC. Trump started whining about losing the election and claiming fraud, holding pity parties outside the White House.
At that time I had a chrome dome. I had just picked up these folks that were speaking German. I know enough to pick up some of it and they start talking about my lack of hair, asking if I could be one of them. They were afraid to ask because DC is so liberal.
I was not one of them.
"Now I get being a closeted homosexual, but I don't do Republicans."
Relatable af.
Eminem will never be defeated as well as he has his cellular telephone
These Eminem story's are the absolute best bro
I love how Eminem randomly yells the lyrics in parts of these vids
I kind of want a Curb Your Enthusiasm style show with the real Eminem in these outlandish situations
I really like how despite his unorthodox misadventures, Eminem's still giving life the college try.
Eminem gotta be one of the most resilient mf dealing with all this and he just takes it like it’s as normal as grocery shopping
The second he started talking about the foot tapping in the bathroom stall shit I fucking *knew* a Larry Craig joke was coming
Larry Craig takes me back.
He had a wide stance
Ah Yes the " What the fuck is going on with my party period"
@@djmars1983 also known as 1860-Present
to the past
Oh God no, after Lyft and Uber bro noooo
I'm waiting for a "And Dr. Dre said..." to come out of nowhere
I hope that poor Eminem is never cursed with the knowledge of slim shady's identity
These genuinely bring me so much joy
man my playlist is getting bigger by the day
I'm glad I have the exact same reason for knowing what the foot tapping thing means as the real slim shady
"THE CAR PULLS UP AND THE DRIVER LOOKS REMARKABLY LIKE ME by which I mean"
I love how Eminem has random spouts of yelling and then just goes back to his normal speaking voice
I love the implication of "Pretending to read a book", insisting that he had it open and was looking at the pages but forcing himself to not read the words
I'm glad he didn't get poked with a spike because he's probably fine without being poked with a spike
What would we name this meme, like eminem lore or eminem text to speech? Cuz its really hard to search for more videos like this
You don't search for Eminem AI stories, they find you in the recommendations when you are ready for the knowledge.
@@GenkiGanbare Agree
If you figure it out let me know.
It's nice that he wasn't coaxed into the trunk with a spike this time
Good to know Larry Craig has moved his solicitations from the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport to the 313!
The second I saw "someone started tapping their foot on my side of the stall" I knew Larry would make a cameo.
Continue with the good work bro
There should be a whole 8-Mile-esque movie where Rabbit is literally just doing the most random things
Eminem vs 1000 monkeys that are trying to coax him with spikes sponsored by Raycon Earphones
Good variety of phone types in this one.
My favorite part of these videos is how Eminem consistently refers to his cell phone as his *cellular telephone.*
Now Eminem has to appear in court but somehow breaks out and is on the run where he gets picked up by the same taxi driver who decides to take him to another state where he escapes the 313
And still has no idea who Slim Shady is
But it turns out the taxi driver is Slim Shady his guardian Angel (only revealed to the audience and not Eminem ) and now Eminem must go on some misguided adventure to stop Larry Craig
During this said adventure he comes across a band of people to join him on this quest. Including an actual Doctor named Andre, a man who legally cannot hold more than 50 cents to his name and a man who can transform between a dogg and a lion
this is so fucking funny. five stars
I have heard more about Eminem from the releases on your channel
Somehow before clicking on this video I knew it would involve Boston Logan Airport
“Only to discover it was senator Larry Craig again” LMFAO
Eminem can't catch a break, he coulda got into the mile high club
The way the AI keeps saying “cellular telephone” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aside from the arrest, it was a good day.
These stories fascinate me incredibly.
“He allows me to sit in the back seat
Without coaxing me with a spike
Which was nice
And he gives me the most professional ride of my life”
BARS
I can't believe everyone is overlooking the Airplane reference 😂😂😂
"He allows me to sit in the back seat without coaxing me with a spike, which was nice" is a reference to another video where a car salesman leads him through to woods poking him with a spike even though he was happy to walk despite the spike..
The lore continues..
Eminem Slim Shady dub memes are overlooked examples of the Butterfly Effect.
Dude these keep getting better and better
i like the reference to the eminemverse with the spike line
I would love to see this version of Eminem as a comedian
I can't get enough of this
Watched all your Eminem videos and your review of some pizza keep up the good work bawls deep haha
this is the best eminem adventure so far. the stall tapping and senator reference was amazing
My stomach hurts from laughing at these videos, all of my thoughts are now in Eminem's voice with the slim shady beat.
_"Hi. Is this the request line? Yeah, I'd like to hear that new hit single by Shin Maybe called Wyde Stance"_
Damn it larry craig
Dude you are some kind of fucking wizard....I've never heard voice edits from multiple sources sound so good together as on this channel.
He was so close to finally having a good day.
What a nice taxi service, though it would javelin probably been a better ride if they coaxed passengers with a spike
BUT THE STORY ISN'T OVER
that was a fucking journey.
1:04 found out the same way lmao
these videos have huge Skweezy Jibbs energy
Larry Craig - shit I feel old now
This sounds like a song he would actually make back in the day.
eminem makes a slim shady diss track despite knowing nothing about him
Eminem in court looks like ZuckerB0R6!
Not me looking up larry craig during the video
What a legend, still firing out new music and rhymes decades after his debut. Seems like he's only gotten more relateable, too, all without losing his edge. I mean who hasn't booked a flight and had this happen? Mr. Craig might be kind of an evil scumbag, but has real pretty lips and perfect technique.
Poor emineminem it's really sad this would happen to him ☹️
This channel intrigues me
As it should
Thank god they left the spike out of this
There seems to be some sort of cosmic imperative to have someone be coerced into doing something with a spike. That day Em was spared, but then later he was therefore tasked with turning the spike on Larry Craig.
0:30 onward syncs up so well
I can't believe an AI made all this
How do you people come up with/find these stories
Something gives me an idea (in this case, it was a comment), and I just type something.
@@JohnnyBawlz if you get them from comments in surprised you haven’t mentioned waffle house yet lol
See Eminem applies for college
@@JohnnyBawlz prompt: Eminem is refused service at Cici's Pizza for not wearing pants and decides to mug someone to steal their pants but it goes poorly
True story: I was a GM at a Cici's Pizza. Remains the worst job I ever had that wasn't during a pandemic.
We need a vid of Em explaining his worst nightmare/weirdest dream. Maybe it can be the backstory as to why he's searching for the real Slim Shady?
Oh, Larry!
Clearing out the dominos
Eminem goes to the movies
"the mean streets of boston"
The fuckin spike lmao
This is beautiful and I wonder what it would take for you to do “the poop accelerates” copypasta
1:07 this screen is making me laugh harder than it should
Fan theory: Eminem is a time lord.
No, he just really has some weird luck
I need The Real Slim Shady to acknowledge this meme and create his own version of one of the e masterpieces. Let's start a petition or something
ok but would the cab driver have been so professional if Em hadn't looked like him 🤔
The way he pronounces "toilet" makes me lose my shit every single time
Eminem has a wide stance
These are fantastic
Right here!
I love these
I know Em has found these, hi Marshall. Big fan
I want marshall to react to these on like a wired interview