"IS THAT FUCKING MONEY YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH?" "HOW ARE YOU PUNCHING FUCKING BULLETS?" See, even he understands how comically stupid but effective V1's combat *specialties*.
I adore the implication that V1 took Swordsmachine's voicebox after killing it. Really clever way of explaining how it can speak, considering Swordsmachines CANONICALLY have some form of those in-game.
IIRC, The Swordsmachine is the only machine capable of speech, as it’s a hoarder. V1 and V2 are intelligent enough to have discarded their speech functions and hardware to use less space
“The moment the SwordsMachine met its end, V1 took its still intact Vocabulator (That’s the Star Wars term for Voice Box) and then proceeded to roast the now destroyed SwordsMachine.”
man this just makes me think of how utterly batshit strong other machines would be if they had the feedbacker since it would be able to both parry and absorb blood (although probably not as efficient as v1 can considering it'd just be the arm)
i wish i could mod because i would make an ai that talks for the machines with this same mechanic of holding alt for v1 to speak and sometimes it could enrage machines
I would like a mod like that. Like, it would be so cool if every machine could talk. FOR FUCK SAKE, SOMEONE, MAKE ONE PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU BOTTLE CAPS !!!!
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"IS THAT FUCKING MONEY YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH?" "HOW ARE YOU PUNCHING FUCKING BULLETS?"
See, even he understands how comically stupid but effective V1's combat *specialties*.
Actually, it’s worse, V1 is punching fireballs.
@@jackhe760also Energy laser beam
He punches fucking drones aswell
v1 is the Florida man of game protagonists, they van do the craziest shit and somehow it works
@@upscale9109I've never seen a better description of V1, thank you so much
"CONSIDER IT A START TO FUNDING YOUR REPAIRS" I'M DEAD LMAOOOOO
That wasn't roasting, that's fucking deep-frying
So is Swordsmachine :D
Bro is☠️☠️☠️
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I adore the implication that V1 took Swordsmachine's voicebox after killing it. Really clever way of explaining how it can speak, considering Swordsmachines CANONICALLY have some form of those in-game.
same
That also implies V1's first words were "Deez nuts"
Blud got the glam rock chica treatment
@@RadioRobot-ix3gwits “man”
V1 PRIMARY DIRECTIVE:
OBTAIN FUEL
V1 SECONDARY DIRECTIVE:
talk mad shit
V1 the type of machine to say the most diabolical shit to roast the life out of someone.
"*Ah. A visitor. Indeed, I've slept long enough...*"
"didn't mean to wake you up, here lemme put you back under" +fistful of dollar
@@thursday8382 v1's response: bitch you better go back to sleep before put you into a fucking coma
@@thursday8382BAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUCKING PERFECT
V1 TERTIARY DIRECTIVE:
STEAL V2’S ARMS
an ultrakill mod where machines talk would be wonderful
Fr
machines now have personality.
The Sentry could definitely be like TF2 sniper
V1 just making excited robot noises whenever you get ULTRAKILL on the style meter and when you P rank
@@SkippyZii
sniping's a good job mate, challenging work, out of doors, i can guarantee you won't go hungry
I like it when he said "hOw aRE yOu doOdDgInG fuCKiNg BuLleETTs?!"
*punching
I like how Swordsmachine is initially trying to be super dramatic and what have you, before V1 shoots a coin and it immediately has an aneurysm
I like to think that V1 only trashtalks V2 before mid and after battle. Every other boss gets the silent treatment
It’s because V1 didn’t have the voice before they stole it from swordsmachine
"Did you just parry me you fucking camera" lol
i expect swordmachine to have a “insert cash or payment type” voice tbh it hows fits it
i imagine him to have the vergil personality ngl
*I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*
@@UH-60_BlackhawkPROVOOKING
@@ProfessionalEepyHeadBLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
@@neit_spade8090"kneel before me"
"dont move"
"NONONOWAI-"
-Swordmachine 2020-2022
Famous last words
"Man, the only thing you're crafting are DEEZ NUTS BABYYYYY, gottem. Here have a coin, consider it a start to funding your repairs."
-V1
yaknow its only when he started questioning the fact we are hitting him with coins and punched bullets that i realized how funny the concept is.
Swordsmachine: THAT WAS NOTHING! YOURE NOTHING!
*V1 empties metal disk reserve*
Swordsmachine: NONONOWAIT-
I'm dying
So is he
honestly the voice box mech on v1 is a very interesting idea to add as a mod
No one talks about the clean transition at 2:12, it took me a few seconds to realise there was a cut
Edit: just realised there's one at 1:29 as well
bro dropping the smoothest transitions on a vid about shit talking sword machine
i was wondering how bro's style meter went from anarchic to ultrakill by going through a door
Nah man that's just the level now
@@UH-60_Blackhawkcontrary to popular belief there wasn't any cut there. the door kinda just did that
@@UH-60_Blackhawkthe cut was just so epix
Underrated as fuck, Swordmachines personality was great, very fun to watch.
Keep up the great work.
IIRC, The Swordsmachine is the only machine capable of speech, as it’s a hoarder. V1 and V2 are intelligent enough to have discarded their speech functions and hardware to use less space
And V1 got It back just to talk shit
Honestly I’m happy you gave them a sort of knightly persona that breaks down once you’ve literally shot them with coins.
Swordmachine be like:
Step 1:Cover yourself in oil
I cant hit one, INSTEAD YOU THROW 3 COINS AND HIT SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW COULD HAPPEN, BE A ULTRAKILL'S NOVICE IS HARD
you thinks thats impressive? uk has an insanely high skill ceiling. it just takes practice :3
@@NyxyShark dont dickride uk so hard its not that complex bro
Canon V1: A silent, merciless, killing machine.
Fanon V1: a fucking gremlin
I like how you implied that V1 got its voice box from killing the Swordsmachine
The transitions are so amazing and this video is hilarious
Bro enemies recognizing coin tosses and panicking would be funny asf
V1: (tosses four coins)
Every husk: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-
If V1 canonically had a voice box it would definitely go "weeeeee" all the time
"WHAT'S NEXT? PUNCHING YOUR OWN ARM?" 1-1 (Retry After Mastering)/4-4 (Whiplash After Power):
"DID YOU JUST PARRY ME YOU FUCKING CAMERA???" swordsmachine drops hard roast bro 🔥🔥🔥
This needs more Views cause this is pretty funny.
Also please make this a series!!
IS THAT F*CKING MONEY YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH!?" is peak dialogue omg. xD
Super underated! Keep it up! 🎉
“Did you just parry me, you fucking Camera?” 💀💀💀
that's nothing funny and you used skull emoji
just how old are you
oh, the ending made me grin so much. thank you.
*troll face achieved*
"Including you, war MAOASCHIIINNEEEEEE"
"man the only thing youre grafting is these nuts gottem"
thou unfit to even graft..
i actually rofl'd when i noticed this is how v1 got a voice
funny as shit
Genuinely thought it said morbius in the first time it spoke. This is sick though
"NONONOWAIT-" *gets sugarcoated*
2:55
+DISRESPECT
I like the implacation that this is when V1 gains the ability to shit talo
“The moment the SwordsMachine met its end, V1 took its still intact Vocabulator (That’s the Star Wars term for Voice Box) and then proceeded to roast the now destroyed SwordsMachine.”
Dude that would be awesome. The reaction of boss over coins or parry would be SOOO funny
3:05 *THE ONLY THING THAT THE COMMUNITY DEMANDS TO BE A MOD IN THE GAME*
we NEED a mod like this once the full game's out
man this just makes me think of how utterly batshit strong other machines would be if they had the feedbacker
since it would be able to both parry and absorb blood (although probably not as efficient as v1 can considering it'd just be the arm)
i love the tiny detail of slowing and muffling swordsmachine when a room clears or a wall comes up
V1 is pretty aggresive here, Just like War Machine should.
I like that👍
"nononowait-" caught me off guard
Man, I'd love it if Jason would talk more in game.
"Is that fucking money youre hitting me with" is a universal experience in hell
I kinda want this as a mod
the double interruption was beautiful
the fact it would be cool if bots and some other characthers could talk it could make fight more interesting
I need a mod of every fucking voiceline you have done in these masterpieces
Swordsmachine is honestly the most badass character, built himself up from the scrap of his enemies and trained himself up with a chainsaw sword.
That transition at 2:13 was actually fire ngl.
oh man i thought that voice box as a mod for a sec
the transition was pretty cool
I never realized this at first but you transition into the next scenes so well at 1:29 and 2:12, it was so smooth I didnt notice it at first lol
we got a real yapper on our hands i see
And so began the *WHEEEEE* saga.
Swordsmachine sounds like a stereotypical high-school bully
i cant wait for the yellow arm to just be v1 throwing his arm at people
John ward vs father garcia
2:13 that transition was smooth as butter.
This is beautiful.
This is perfect
Where do I know “Your reputation precedes you from”
from what swordmachibe says, the blood is like drug
I was hoping he would do his normal noises but in a way that resembles speech lol
HOW ARE YOU PUNCHING FUCKING BULLETS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
I would be overjoyed if this was a mod.
we need and alternative ending where v1 dies (both first and second encounter)
the voicebox caught me off guard
“DID YOU JUST PARRY ME YOU FUCKING CAMERA”
Man this mod of faith in fps looks fucking amzing
those transitions are fucking clean
2:07 THE TRANSITION IS SO SMOOTH
Bro what?
There's a transition, did you not notice?@@Iminyourwalls714
I like how fast did you kill him. It took me days to kill that bastard.
this vid cretor is an expert, but i just projectile boost and parry swordsmachines attacks
I feel like the voice box thingy is real
i wish i could mod because i would make an ai that talks for the machines with this same mechanic of holding alt for v1 to speak and sometimes it could enrage machines
Swordsmachine when hell can give sentience:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - v1, 2023 and 2024.
BLUE BLUE WHAT YOURE PROBLEM?
me play game be like:
I actually got the red revolver before 0-3, idk if thats a flex or anything
dude is swordsmachine father garcia in a costume?
fucking awesome
That would be nice detail
He called me a camera :(
Sounds like Swordsmachine is a lil mentally deranged
1:08 horrible flashbacks...
Yay
0:16 & 0:38
“Door’s stuck.”
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would like a mod like that. Like, it would be so cool if every machine could talk. FOR FUCK SAKE, SOMEONE, MAKE ONE PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU BOTTLE CAPS !!!!
"this how you cut a xan cake"...
My left ear hurts
He got Father Garcia's voice.
DO NOT BE AFRAID, V1
A RAILGUN WITH ONE BULLET.
"NONONOWAIT-" *dies*
NONONOWAIT-