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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Inspired by @TheRealGears and @Oneshef.
V1 Voice: discordier.git... (No settings changed)
Earthmover Voice: www.tetyys.com... (Mike In Stadium with 60 pitch)
This video did better than expected which I'm a bit worried about since this will probably be my only V1 and (X) can talk video.
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" o m g is that heavy t f 2 ?"
I see what you did there :)
SPINNY LASER WALLS! MACHIAVELLIAN!
it's the man, the myth, the WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE HEAVY IS DEAD
@@theseer4439 THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?
@@RadishRanchRiceRaishYes! I AM DEAD!
@@r_1333Why is the Heavy dead?
I love how the earthmover goes from machine talk to shit talk.
Truly one of the character developments of all time
“The fuck is lobotomy%????”
-1000-THR “Benjamin” Earthmover
i can confirm i said that
where did the name come from
@@Romek-zo4og the wiki page i think idk
@@Romek-zo4ogfire in the hole 👹👹👺👹👺
Geometry Dash
the implication that “earthmover” is actually its last name
I like to think that all the robots in hell have a Discord server and V1 only calls people up just to slander them
Like he’s collecting their souls and just storing them in a discord server? Honestly, that’s a great head cannon I can imagine v1 falling while he waits for Fraud to release just talking to swordsmachine about how his coin method is way better then swords 💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌
@@Giolopy "lmao i can literally 1 shot you with just a gun and some spare change while your weak ass has clones yet still got solod"
"Please stop 😭"
"yo filth join vc so I can destroy you rq"
"yes, V1 :("
@@XxCringyKidxX tf?, am i supposed to correct a meme?
Hell must be the mod
i love the implication that V1 makes up speedrun categories (and is possibly running on xbox firmware) good work 👍
If you read the lore on the terminals, they were the ones who invented the style system, so they were probably the ones who also invented Lobotomy%.
@@CrimsonTintedGlasses Terminals made the style system, V1 probably named them
But how Benjamin know about PROJECTILE BOOST+
I think lobotomy% is only using the screwdriver against the brain of the earthmover
Wait you said xbox
I like how there is so many different versions but they all include *W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
It is an unwritten rule.
Whe1
Whe2
Whe3
Whe4
Whe5
"the fuck?" reaction is so genuine
Hakita running towards airdarts house for finding out when fraud is releasing:
for whoever made the captions: Benjamin said ow 17 times
edit: it's actually 26 counting the times he said outside
27
"because you weren't even meant to be-"
" *Shut the fuck up* "
DAMN
who asked
what a glorious video between two calm and reasonable machines
4:52
“If it means we destroy version one, we will fight no matter what happens to us.” -the literal suicide squad inside Benjamin
Loved that the brain was a huge portal 2 reference
Lemme introduce you to Metroid
@@kirby9759dialogue was a reference to Wheatley in Portal 2
@@r_1333 Oh, then again, haven't played Portal 2 in a long time
@@kirby9759 havent we all?
Spinny blade walls! Machiavelli!
"maurice my beloved"
"His name is Malicious face"
" *n u h u h* "
Maurice is too weak to have an opinion
@@Elbrus_Shchegol real
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?”
NUH UH
1:13 i love how 1000-THR actually shuts the fuck up
3:17 I like to think Benjamin knew of the sexual undertone of that sentence and worded it like that just to make V1 uncomfortable
"AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE!" - squidword testicles
I love the implication that V1 has played TF2 and Portal 2 somehow
Also "nuh-uh
i like how V1 clarifies he was made to kill benjamin
im a portal fan so i got the reference on the start of the lobotomy
3:19 💀💀💀💀
Well he got filled by red cum👽
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well actually i think the brain is actually the earth mover and that giant horse machine looking thing is just his house that moves
V1 is doing what it was designed to.
"here's some money for your funeral" goes so fucking hard
I like the wheatley reference at 4:05
Bro think he wheatly
5:35 i get that phrase
AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
“hIs NaMe Is MaLiCiOuS fAcE”
“Nuh uh”
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?!”
Nuh uh @@NullKing404
It would be hella nice to have voicelines for v1 so we can hear him shit talk his enemies.
(Btw I caught that august 12th 2036 reference, I see you.)
4:38 needed to add "WARING, WARING, CRITICAL FAILURE ON MAIN CORE, ATTEMPT TO REPAIR. FAILURE. PLEASE EVACUATED EMIDEATLY"
I love the idea that Version One is V1’s full name
this is gonna be looked back on in 10 years and loved
I implore everyone to watch this on 144p for a more immersive experience
Get this man a Pulitzer Prize for this writing, I’ll be quoting “come inside me” so often
V1: Maurice my beloved
Earthmover: His name 1S Malicious face
V1: Nuh uh.
"s e c u r i t y b o t s m y a s s 🤖"
LMAO
"t h e s e g u y s a r e s h i t"
real
V1 be murder goes kill go brrr time to speed run this shit
"August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the Universe!" - Squidward Tortellini
"bro think he Wheatley"
perfect
“bro think he wheatley”
-V1, Best line.
He shouldve said the full quote, im mildly angry now 00:32
I love how V1 casually just drops some lore
1:54 would've been a great "nuh uh" momento
Saved it up for a better moment. 2:09
-a machine never cries they dont have feelings
also machine: 2:34
well it is implied blood machines in ultrakill have feelings
"keep the change" got me lol
Best Ultrakill™ roast ever
cause i’m built different babeeeeee
*August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release*
" blood vents have been opened *without reason* "
i see what you did there
i saw the thumbnail and KNEW IT WAS GONA BE GOOD AND IT HAS CUSTOM SUBTITLES YEEEEEEEEEEEES
2:11 lol that nuh uh
1:29
Heavy indeed
If no one minds, could I have some Earthmover lore?
Earthmovers were one of the last machines made before the end of the final war. One alone was enough to destroy an entire city. They were one of the only machines large enough to house a shield generator, and as such required both blood and solar power to function. The survivors of humanity build their cities on the backs of the earthmovers. When the final war at last ended, the world was so covered with soot that it blotted out the sun, and all earthmovers on the surface died out one by one. When the new peace began and the climate catastrophe was reversed, the earthmovers inanimate bodies littered the planet, as a stark reminder of how close humanity was to extinction by its own hands. I forget where from, but it is said every new machine during the final war was made to counter the previous one. Guttertank countered gutterman, etc. V1 was a mere prototype, the project unfinished by the time the final war ended. V1 was designed to destroy earthmovers. (Or so we think.)
Big bozos who ended the war because they big stronk, required solar power and blood because big, people lived on them because big, V1 was made to hyper drive murder-style mega lobotomize that mf, the sun got blocked before V1 got made so they died, humanity decided to not do that shit again.
@@r_1333 Dang, I was wanting a sentence or so, but you gave me a whole 3 paragraphs, Thanks!
august 12th 2036: the heat death of the universe
actually pretty funny and accurate feeling dub
"you were beautiful"
"OUSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN"
Come. Inside. Me. I'm dying XD
"WEeeEeeeEeeeEeeeEeee, the fuck?" Truly a sentence
This is cannon guys. Hakita told me himself.
If you use the Red/Ricochet Revolver you can shoot the homing projectiles from the security system when thehre still forming and deal big damage
compare to gears' and oneshef's take, this is my most favorite earthmover headcanon. (no offense to anyone.)
-his name is Malicious Face.
*-NUH UH*
Hollup,who would win? V1 or exo mechs from terraria calamity?
4:37 110=uncountable
100-THR “EARTHMOVER” *dies*
V1: Mortis
Bro, the part where V1 said "bro think he Wheatley" got me laughing to my sides. Love the reference.
the heat death of the universe
Damn, can't believe Version One came inside "1000-THR Earthmover" and blew their brains out, craaaaaazy
"maurice my beloved"
"Erhm 🤓☝, his name is Malicious Face-"
"NUH UH"
legend says that v1 is still weeeee'ing up to this day
VIOLENT//CLIMAX
LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
i think benjamin would be stupid because benjamin
3:18 most relatable part‼
Lenient difficulty observed, opinion nulled
Do it on Violent or no balls
nuh uh
BRO BROUGHT IN THE AUGUST 12 2036 MEME
Aint no way this was on lenient
I thought V1 was going to complain about not getting the gold arm
0:04 V1 stands for V-model 1, not for version 1
on discord Hakita said that it can stand for both
4:42 He owed 17 times
0/10 didnt say GoPro detected at the start
gd reference???
Fire in the hole
Why does giraffe man kinda remind me of glados
Mainly because of the “because you are not supposed to be here
edit:SPINNY LASER WALLS?!?! WHEATLEY?!?!
This is very comical
"bro think he wheatley"
WHEATLEY PORTAL!? (literally the only game i know the name wheatley from)
To be completley honest, "The Fuck?" was not the reaction I was expecting...
I was more so expecting "OH MY GOD!" to be honest...
I love and hate their interactions.
Yo how did you get the V1 and Earthmower voices???
V1: discordier.github.io/sam/ (No settings changed)
Earthmover: www.tetyys.com/SAPI4/ (Mike In Stadium with 60 pitch)
@@Airdart306 thanks!!!!!!!!
You should do “P-2 but V1 talks and enemies (including Sisyphus) respond.
Portal 2 fan detected!!!!
"August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe"
- Squidward
August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe,
Bro you're ussing same skins as mine..
Ultrakill if it was written by vivziepop
I think the earthmoving is actually in terror upon seeing v1
It's like when you see a tiny spider and it starts crawling up you
V1:Hey Benja...
EARTHMOVER: MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN.
august 12 2036 the heat death of the universe. august 12 2036 the heat death of the universe. august 12 2036 the heat death of the universe.
i like how v1 and earthmover have different grammar (subtitles)
I love how V1 is basically just the average jokester player.
B e n j a m i n
74 different ways to waste a rail canon charge
you could say the blood valves were opened without reason
kind of like the war
This feels like a 6 year old making fun of an autistic adult. I don't know why it feels that way but it does.