Me: wait you-...what do you mean? You shouldnt eat it? I mean... a black ( if someone feels attacked by this, i am sorry ) yummy chocolate... wait... its a tv?
With the online misconceptions one, I had a similar experience with my sister. She basically just thought youtubers were fake and I had to explain to her that they were real people.
I used to think all TV shows were scripted, so gameshows were just a script for.. drama or something.. and the news was just a different kind of entertainment compared to sitcoms, like it was "for adults" or whatever
When I was like 10, I hadn't the faintest clue I was asexual. I just thought everyone was straight, including myself. So when would talk about things being hot and attractive, I was completely baffled. So my idea was to search up "teen girls hot" on my moms computer, and proceeded to awkwardly scroll through pictures and stare at them so intensely it looked like I was glaring at them suspiciously. All it did was hurt my neck because I leaned to close to the screen trying to get it to work, and for the longest time I thought that was what arousal felt like and wondered why ANYONE liked it other than to make babies. To this day my parents don't know, they just thought I was watching the Backyardigans on really low volume (leaning close to hear it) so I wouldn't annoy them and never checked their own search history.
(for the corndog thing) Store bought frozen ones _can_ be thawed in a microwave, but you can also use a normal oven. Generally, if you buy a normal corndog made at a restaurant for example, they're small, so you can eat them fairly quickly Basically only microwave frozen ones.
It's not quite the same thing, but the 'Cinderella' one reminded me of a parent I met once who was lucky enough to have a kid that liked veggies so much, refusing to provide any was a viable threat for bad behavior.
1:06 Number 2 is absolutely adorable. The kid wants to keep learning. I remember being like that before I was even in school. I wanted to learn everything there was to know. I wish I had more teachers like this back then that made learning engaging and fun
When I was around 3 years old, I always chewed with my mouth open. So one day when I and my mom ate at Max (a swedish fastfood resturant), she said she didn't want to see the food inside my mouth, and I just opened wide, pointed, and said "hamburger". We still laugh at it till this day.
10:32 When I was a kid watching Family Feud, when the host would say "Survey says..", I thought "Survey" was the name of the guy behind the board who turned the answers around.
I'd probably understand eating a condom if it was a flavored one Maybe I've heard flavored condoms are very low quality and are kinda just like Someone was thinking about whatever flavor the condom was subconsciously in another room-
When my little sister was 4,she constantly drew pictures of "dad eating worms, because dad had been digging a hole(idk what for) on the backyard and she tought he was digging for worms
One day, when I was 7, I saw a frog outside in my yard, so, I grabbed the frog and microwaved him for 18 damn minutes (I hated frogs so much for no reason) while screeching, my parents weren't home yet because they went to Walmart and hoped I could handle everything myself being alone, so when I was screeching while microwaving the frog the neighbours thought something horrible was happening but the door was locked so called the police and when the microwave stop I ate the frog then pissed on a damn 500 dollar brand new carpet and vomited on the couch because of the frog and when the police arrived, I was upstairs telling Alexa to order a lego set but Alexa didn't understand what I said to a grabbed my baseball bat then destroyed it, when the police heard what was happening, they rushed to my room thinking something horrible was happening to me (I was crushing our Alexa with a bat while screeching again, I loved screeching) the police tried to open the locked door so had to destroy it and found me destroying a device with a bat, and one police man asked me trying not to laugh: "Are you ok kid?" the police men were also terrified for what happened downstairs, some time later, my parents arrived, only to find out the kitchen ALMOST on fire, a police car outside the house, the neighbour crying, piss all over the carpet, vomit on the couch and Alexa destroyed with a bat, my dad said: "WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED HERE!?" and I said because a frog, my mom said: "ONLY BECAUSE A FROG!?" Now, my family bullies me everytime they see a frog, the neighbour almost cries when remembering what happened, and all that gave PTSD
When i was more little i had the urge to chew stuff, that might be baby level anxiety, so i'd grab the strings in the side of my backpack and chew on them, when wearing a scarf i'd chew on it too and after that keep chewing on the wool bits i got from that
Frozen corn dogs can be microwaved, but they only need 1 minute to be fully cooked. (Not-frozen corn dogs can also be reheated in a microwave, but they usually only need 30-45 seconds)
Kitchen roll? KITCHEN ROLL? Other stuff makes sense, like calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel, but kitchen roll? You use paper towels in more than just your kitchen.
5:36 when i was 5 or 7 bought a 2 cent goldfish from the Philippine streets and i thought i needed an aquarium, i hella loved legos and so i made a lego aquarium, what did ye expect? It just lost water fast and that's when i realize legos dont have magnets instead the bumps on the bricks were actually the things that kept the Legos intact
Yes, New Energy is still a chocolate bar. But you're gonna have to come to Norway to try it. I've never tried it because I have never felt the need for more energy. I've got adhd so I've got enough energy. Also, I'm in my thirties now so I should figure out it's just a name soon. Any day now.
My 4 year olds, favourite game right now, fruit fly watching, she will sit for a half hour or hour watching fruit flies and occasionally trying to catch them. It’s beautiful. It’s peaceful. No destruction required.
Lol the cartoon network kid, I remember thinking that there was basically an 18 year old club where they got to play with all the toys on commercials that required you to be 18 to order, my plan was to order every single one on my 10th birthday
69 + 69 + 9 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is Real Jake" to confuse some people 52 days of helping someone down in the comments to make Jake say "my name is Fakob Jakob" heisiwhriejwhjwlqowf db dk
I was literally thinking about sneaking a bucket of KFC into a movie theater, and eating it while watching a movie. I could just do it at home, but being in a theater while eating KFC, sounds amazing.
The kid taking a dump on the floor reminded me of the daughter of a friend. She was 1-2 and they were putting her into pull up diapers (which she didn't like so she'd pull them off as soon as they weren't looking). One day for some reason, she climbed up on top of the table and took a big dump right in the middle before running off laughing.
When I was 7 years old, my dad and I went to a store place thing and i really was loving Minecraft. As i was walking with my dad, I saw Apple Card things. I asked my dad to buy one. He said no so, as any child would do, i made a scene. Crying and making myself an embarrassment... That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
11:00 “My 7 year old brother told us that he wasn’t eating toast on his BREAD”
@Dawood Awan by using my ears lol
@@ABM__974 r/TechnicallyTheTruth
@Mr. Meme Bucket ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
@@TugaHuga Yeah. He actually wasn't eating toast on his bread. It is the truth.
Lol I was just going to comment that like no joke
Wait, that isn’t how you’re supposed to use a tv?
*ive been doing it wrong all this time*
Yes
Nice
Username checks uot
Me: wait you-...what do you mean? You shouldnt eat it? I mean... a black ( if someone feels attacked by this, i am sorry ) yummy chocolate... wait... its a tv?
@@Chaosbrine wut
Kid amazingly nailed the meme
"Oh your a person? Name your husband"
Even if it's a dumb question, I've a sneaking suspicion she can spell "you're*" better than you
Oof lol
r/murderedbywords
@@Redditaurus ? -He spelled “your” correctly “your” means it belongs to somebody-
@@colehan5663 no he meant the first your
Ah yes, the classic *kid destroying a TV thumbnail*
Kids don’t like t.v i guess
Lol
My parents would beat my ass if I did that
@@exoticcats6119 same
He does that for every kidsarestupid
It's kinda clickbaity... but hey, the videos are even better than the thumbnail!
"to prove you're real, show me your husband!"
Married lesbians: guess I'll die
Straight guys: Guess I'll die.
Asexual girls: Guess I'll die
Single people: Guess I'll die.
@@Themrplayking a straight guy would have a wife, not husband
Me: Guess i'll die
With the online misconceptions one, I had a similar experience with my sister. She basically just thought youtubers were fake and I had to explain to her that they were real people.
I used to think all TV shows were scripted, so gameshows were just a script for.. drama or something.. and the news was just a different kind of entertainment compared to sitcoms, like it was "for adults" or whatever
When I was like 10, I hadn't the faintest clue I was asexual. I just thought everyone was straight, including myself. So when would talk about things being hot and attractive, I was completely baffled. So my idea was to search up "teen girls hot" on my moms computer, and proceeded to awkwardly scroll through pictures and stare at them so intensely it looked like I was glaring at them suspiciously. All it did was hurt my neck because I leaned to close to the screen trying to get it to work, and for the longest time I thought that was what arousal felt like and wondered why ANYONE liked it other than to make babies. To this day my parents don't know, they just thought I was watching the Backyardigans on really low volume (leaning close to hear it) so I wouldn't annoy them and never checked their own search history.
So you reproduce by yourself?
@@tobiassiagian2562 are you 2
@@tobiassiagian2562 I don't reproduce at all, lol. I'm not attracted to anyone, of any gender, no matter what.
@@rakshahegde2907 In biology the definition is basically what he said. Sponges are asexual as they can reproduce by themselves.
@@joghnythegurue2710 i forgot asexual is also a sexuality, sorry for misreading
*Oh, so you're a real person?*
[ Insert image here ]
*Show me your husband*
Oh
I don’t get it
@@Panvther ew normie
Curse these super smart humans
Ok, give me a sec
"he wasnt eating toast on his bread"
-FakeJake 2020
You look like 9
“Girls twerking in jeans.” Why in jeans tho? That’s the part I don’t understand
But why twerk
@@Yatsu00x I mean the hub is free.
@@Yatsu00x because he wants to see family friendly content
@@Yatsu00x if u werent an innocent little kid that makes horrible quality gaming videos u would know
@@jasoniusthebonius9948 wolrdjose tenasion dead n iga lol
10:58 “eating toast on his *bread* ”
@@whyers4782 click the time code
I noticed lmao
I was just going to comment that no joke
@@froggie_mcha6672 that makes 2 of us.
@Justin Y. impersonator I care
Plot twist: *The lamp near Jake's bed is actually the kid*
what
what
what
who's the mom
You broke the *CHAIN*
TVs should create a Subreddit called MurderedByKids and share their stories of different children breaking them.
Genius
R/watchtvsdie
i know im pretty late but im a certified tv head can i volunteer
11:00
"He wasn't eating toast on his *bread* "
Don't worry guys, he wasn't eating toast on his bread
11:02. “he wasn’t eating toast on his bread” amazing
When a video of KidsAreStupid has comments: _"Impossible"_
Is That King With A Combine With Bill Cipher In Lego Form.
@@emlabty why do you write each word with a capital before each word
@@emlabty _P e r h a p s_
@@glyph3433 it is a sentece
@@firstnamelastname-rf8lt Ah yes, sentece
10:59 Jake: my 7 year old brother said he wasn’t eating toast on his bread. Me: did he just say bread
When you are so early that the queen of England hasn’t been born yet and the universe has not been crea-.............*no oxygen noises*
Every time one of us brits say long live the queen her life expands a decade
Congratulations, you saw the beginning of the history of the entire world, I guess.
@@SIRO_GLYDER does it count for australians. We live under her rule
@@lolucorn1 sure, anyone in the commonwealth
2:16 the ultimate captcha
Pause while clicking the timestamp
don’t get it
(for the corndog thing)
Store bought frozen ones _can_ be thawed in a microwave, but you can also use a normal oven. Generally, if you buy a normal corndog made at a restaurant for example, they're small, so you can eat them fairly quickly
Basically only microwave frozen ones.
The milk is an imposter, daddy poured it from his faucet.
*Uh oh.*
Wait w h a t *f a u c e t*
It's not quite the same thing, but the 'Cinderella' one reminded me of a parent I met once who was lucky enough to have a kid that liked veggies so much, refusing to provide any was a viable threat for bad behavior.
JAKE, YOU SAID "BREAD" INSTEAD OF "BED", IM SHAKING AND CRYING.
1:06 Number 2 is absolutely adorable. The kid wants to keep learning. I remember being like that before I was even in school. I wanted to learn everything there was to know. I wish I had more teachers like this back then that made learning engaging and fun
Frozen in Danish?
Me and my 5yr old brother watching finding nemo in Spanish: Amateur!
10:58
Jake: "My 7 y/o brother told us that he wasn't eating toast on his BREAD"
7:19 if a child's youtube search history has sml there is a high chance that they are medically stupid
When I was around 3 years old, I always chewed with my mouth open. So one day when I and my mom ate at Max (a swedish fastfood resturant), she said she didn't want to see the food inside my mouth, and I just opened wide, pointed, and said "hamburger".
We still laugh at it till this day.
These videos are the highlights of my day in quarintine
Same bruh
2:56 yes, a lot of brands you can buy at the store have instructions for both Microwave and Oven
Did he just say "eating toast on his bread" at 11:00 ?
Yes, he did.
Always had been
when you’re british:
10:32 When I was a kid watching Family Feud, when the host would say "Survey says..", I thought "Survey" was the name of the guy behind the board who turned the answers around.
Jake telling the story of the licking kid made me laugh more than the actual video cuz I replayed it thrice.
Didn’t play the whole vid thrice.
Same lol idk why i liked it so much
2:59:"I've never eaten a corndog"
Captions:"I've never eaten a condom"
I'd probably understand eating a condom if it was a flavored one
Maybe
I've heard flavored condoms are very low quality and are kinda just like
Someone was thinking about whatever flavor the condom was subconsciously in another room-
3:26 that looks like something Kevin would make out of home alone
When my little sister was 4,she constantly drew pictures of "dad eating worms, because dad had been digging a hole(idk what for) on the backyard and she tought he was digging for worms
Fakejake: I’ve never ate an corn dog before
Captions:I’ve never ate an condom before
Your missing out
You're*
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@@lightsourcefooder wat
@@strongwiled1529 I calculated pi
He wasn't eating toast on his bread😂😂. They aren't that frequent but when Jake reads it wrong it's always brilliant 😂
3:24 this looks like a Walmart sleep paralysis deamon
One day, when I was 7, I saw a frog outside in my yard, so, I grabbed the frog and microwaved him for 18 damn minutes (I hated frogs so much for no reason) while screeching, my parents weren't home yet because they went to Walmart and hoped I could handle everything myself being alone, so when I was screeching while microwaving the frog the neighbours thought something horrible was happening but the door was locked so called the police and when the microwave stop I ate the frog then pissed on a damn 500 dollar brand new carpet and vomited on the couch because of the frog and when the police arrived, I was upstairs telling Alexa to order a lego set but Alexa didn't understand what I said to a grabbed my baseball bat then destroyed it, when the police heard what was happening, they rushed to my room thinking something horrible was happening to me (I was crushing our Alexa with a bat while screeching again, I loved screeching) the police tried to open the locked door so had to destroy it and found me destroying a device with a bat, and one police man asked me trying not to laugh: "Are you ok kid?" the police men were also terrified for what happened downstairs, some time later, my parents arrived, only to find out the kitchen ALMOST on fire, a police car outside the house, the neighbour crying, piss all over the carpet, vomit on the couch and Alexa destroyed with a bat, my dad said: "WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED HERE!?" and I said because a frog, my mom said: "ONLY BECAUSE A FROG!?"
Now, my family bullies me everytime they see a frog, the neighbour almost cries when remembering what happened, and all that gave PTSD
When i was more little i had the urge to chew stuff, that might be baby level anxiety, so i'd grab the strings in the side of my backpack and chew on them, when wearing a scarf i'd chew on it too and after that keep chewing on the wool bits i got from that
Bruh I still have to resist the urge to chew water bottle caps
I chewed on fucking candles when I was a kid lmao.
Frozen corn dogs can be microwaved, but they only need 1 minute to be fully cooked. (Not-frozen corn dogs can also be reheated in a microwave, but they usually only need 30-45 seconds)
Kids: *exists*
Some parents: yeet abortion delete
Repeat the cycle
Yeetus fetus deletus
some parents know where in reddit their children will go
imagine being able to abort a living baby
@@horseoperamarker It's called murder.
Kitchen roll? KITCHEN ROLL? Other stuff makes sense, like calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel, but kitchen roll? You use paper towels in more than just your kitchen.
6:11 people calling whales, "cats" is the most infuriating thing and i don't even know why.
*w h a t*
The girls twerking in jeans really hits home
5:28 thumbnail for anybody who needs it
Just a random timestamp 11:11 oh and also 9:11
5:29*
4:29 "we could have infinite syrup"
Canadians: "were three steps ahead of you"
E
Still working on that setup, eh?
Idk what else to say, my brain lagging
@Noa Kober nah U first
Kids licking stuff makes their immune system stronger.
Day 67-60: of trying to get jake to pull down his hotel room into a green screen room
2:59 THE CAPTIONS OMG
people here early be like: quick think of something funny!
Oh my god I didn’t even realize I was early
exactly
ik
@@Dyl_Apple same
Can't tell you how many comments I have seen that are the exact same. Don't call out others for doing it because you're doing it as well. 🧀
Cats drinking milk: someone is not right...
Kid: AMOGUS
*The little girl be like: "oh so your human? Show me your husband"*
Single people:I guess I'm not human
I think she knows what your or you're is the correct one
Ok so you're human?
name every husband
5:36 when i was 5 or 7 bought a 2 cent goldfish from the Philippine streets and i thought i needed an aquarium, i hella loved legos and so i made a lego aquarium, what did ye expect? It just lost water fast and that's when i realize legos dont have magnets instead the bumps on the bricks were actually the things that kept the Legos intact
Yes, New Energy is still a chocolate bar.
But you're gonna have to come to Norway to try it.
I've never tried it because I have never felt the need for more energy. I've got adhd so I've got enough energy. Also, I'm in my thirties now so I should figure out it's just a name soon. Any day now.
YOU DID IT!
If anyone was wondering it says "... and someone saved me." 6:51
6:13 that is litterally me. That is my post. I'm so happy.
Nice
My 4 year olds, favourite game right now, fruit fly watching, she will sit for a half hour or hour watching fruit flies and occasionally trying to catch them.
It’s beautiful. It’s peaceful. No destruction required.
10:02 they should have been red and said “red sus”
Remind me NOT to have big red buttons/switches in my house when kids aren't around...
Yes Jake, you can put corn dogs in the microwave,
Once my mom was in the bathroom and I really needed to poop, so I pooped in the... trash bin 😂
Day 38 of telling jake whatever shirt he wears looks good on him
Day 1 of telling you he’s wearing a t-shirt
th-cam.com/video/pDe8_j49gLg/w-d-xo.html
@@jogoseamvs9871 don't click the link it's a virus
@Yanny pup i couldnt keep up mostly becouse of the time gap its morning there and its night here
Jake has committed a crime, he has never had a corn dog
Fun fact that's just NOT fun: Your skeleton is wet.
mmm bone juice
@@ashaler__ oh GOD NO
@@minnellemontemayor8264 *sluuuuurp*
When I was little, my mom told me I had crawled in the living room and ate half a book. I have also eaten sand and a plastic plate.
Kid: if youre real show me your husband
Teacher: can't I'm gay. Heres my wife
Obviously lesbians aren’t real
Last Halloween someone took the entire bowl of candy that my neighbors left out. They didn’t dump it in their bag, they took the entire bowl.
me: why cant i write a 1k like comments like others?
also me: BROOO LETS WRITE A COMMENT ONLY A FEW WILL RELATE TOO
11:00 i like how he said "my 7y/o brother told us that he wasn't eating toast on his *bread* "
Day 21 of telling Jake he's loved
Fun fact : ily in Chinese is 我爱你 :)
I'm too lazy to see if that's true so I'm just going to say be warned this may not actually mean ily
@@declanziolkowski don’t worry it is. ;)
11:01 "My 7y/o brother told us he wasn't eating toast on his BREAD" my guy
Give us a tour of your recording space, like move the cover on the bed
Lol the cartoon network kid, I remember thinking that there was basically an 18 year old club where they got to play with all the toys on commercials that required you to be 18 to order, my plan was to order every single one on my 10th birthday
69 + 69 + 9 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is Real Jake" to confuse some people
52 days of helping someone down in the comments to make Jake say "my name is Fakob Jakob"
heisiwhriejwhjwlqowf db dk
I was literally thinking about sneaking a bucket of KFC into a movie theater, and eating it while watching a movie. I could just do it at home, but being in a theater while eating KFC, sounds amazing.
Day 204 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to ‘I’m Fakob Jakob.’
Sign the Petition: www.change.org/Fake-Jake-For-Life
8:33 Dammit Audrey, you've cut my arm off AGAIN? I thought we talked about this. Now go to your room!
Hi my sexy Cheese King. You have successfully cheered me up and made me laugh. You are worthy.
Excuse me but what?
the what
@@bored3951 lol
Yes
cringe
0% Nudity
0% Drugs
0% Violence
100% Funny
Hotel: *Triviago*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Fake Jake: “he told us he wasn’t eating toast on his bread” - 11:00
The kid taking a dump on the floor reminded me of the daughter of a friend. She was 1-2 and they were putting her into pull up diapers (which she didn't like so she'd pull them off as soon as they weren't looking). One day for some reason, she climbed up on top of the table and took a big dump right in the middle before running off laughing.
Day #247 of asking Jake to say
*"I'm Fakob Jakob"*
I'm a kid that's stupid because I've been doing this for nearly a year
Yeah mate,dedication at it's finest
If it gets to 1 year I will say "I'm fakob Jakob for 1 minute"
@@Anomalous1879 aight bet
I will never stop until Jake does it
@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 you should be in a madlads vid
10:58 "Eating toast on his *BREAD*"
Day 37 of asking Jake to say: “It’s DeepFakeJake...”
“He wasn’t eating toast on his bread “ 😆
Me who just saw the comment section:
Wait I was 30 mins early
HE PULLED UP THE HOTEL AGAIN
I am forth comment, even though it says there are 7. Maths rights there
Replies also count as an comment
@@BlissOfIdeality Oh no, there were no replies to comments
Putting a corndog in the microwave for half an hour is better than my very-much-too-old-to-be-this-dumb 13yo friend thought corndogs had corn in them
honestly the goblin thing in the beginning *could* scare me as a red blob with a tail and tried to absorb you coooould scare me to death
11:01
"toast on his bread"
~jake 2020
Jake stop changing rooms , we are afraid of change
What kind of parent sees their child licking milk off a floor and their first thought is “I’ve got to get the camera”?
When I was 7 years old, my dad and I went to a store place thing and i really was loving Minecraft. As i was walking with my dad, I saw Apple Card things. I asked my dad to buy one. He said no so, as any child would do, i made a scene. Crying and making myself an embarrassment... That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
At 7 years old? Yikes.
The same thing happened...
My little sister wanted to reheat food and thought 37 minutes was a good idea..the plate exploded
I like how she switched the bottles from butter rich to original
How have you gone this long without ever eating a corn dog?
And yes, there are microwave corn dogs.
I've never seen one where I am. I first heard about them in the Gallagher Girls books.
@@lisahenry20 where are you from, I live in NC
@@parkerwells3317 I'm in England