Actually they mean don't sell your stock because then you'll lose a huge amount of money. Don't panic, hang onto it, and the economy will cycle back and your stock will go back up. If you don't sell while it's down, you have lost nothing.
Never in my life have I seen one person be SO GUILTY of so many things, so continuously, so consistently, and still be walking free amongst the rest of us.
Thank you, Trevor, for bringing laughter into our lives! You definitely, make life a little easier, when you allow joy into your heart and life. So thank you! Keep it coming.
@@edwardfights4900 I am not a Robot... Processing, Processing... Danger Edward Fights... Other Robots are hiding in plain site... Danger, Danger... Processing... Repub... Can not Process... Danger... Republicans are Dangerous... Stay away... Republicans trying to overthrow the United States Government... Danger... Republicans following Hitler's Rule Book... Danger... Get control... Are you a 🤖?
Trevor, I love you man, you are funny, smart, well spoken and handsome. You are the whole package. With that said, you talk about Trump all the time and not in a flattering way, while the White House has written more checks than all the president’s in time. Speak a little more on where we are as a nation use some of your genius mind and provide some solutions. Barbie
This commentsection here sounds so depri as if all is hopeless. I dont like that. THEN never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
You got that Right I watch him every day Hes The Best. He has a way of thinking that I do . Logic common sense and critical thinking. That's a rare Commodity these days ya know ??
As a businessman, *I* *LOVE* *UNIONS!* Becsuse I need what ALL businesses need: I need customers. Customers are people with money. Union Workers demand and get a Living Wage, aka MONEY. Union Workers become my costumers. Evidently, non-union workers are too timid and too ignorant to unionize, they choose to be poor, they are Not customers, they choose to be slaves. UNIONS CREATE MIDDLE CLASS!
Trevor I love your hair these days! You have to know that you carried many of americans through trumps 4 years playing potus on the white house playground. My disappointment in our government is increasing to a point of my wanting to move to canada! Thank you Trevor Noah for being the intelligent, kind, witty, and hilarious man you are!!
Reading this book called "In Plain Sight: The Invention of Donald Trump and Erosion of America", and I just don't think Donald will ever see accountability for anything
Justice for targeted individuals. Stop ELECTRONIC and Abuse against humanity.m targeted individuals those claim to be targeted individuals are Victims of very heniuos invisible CRIMES. They're denied neurolgical care and testing by profressionals in biomedics Who can definitely detect voice to skull technology remote neural monitoring Brain mapping mind to mind Linking artificial intelligent in Human minds.. The bioethics profressionals and neuroethics comitee and neuroscientist. ALL talk about and warn society about the mind abuse and brain hacking abilities. But no one is helping the actually Victims.. Justice for targeted individuals..
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue. Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs. Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues, Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
I bet you have never gotten a comment like this: My 14yo cat, who is admittedly slowing a bit, chose to get up from her favorite daytime spot against her daddy's pillow, and come over and lie by my charging phone, her face on the phone. She is apparently in awe of your voice. Of course, as soon as Trump, Jr's, girlfriend came on with her nauseating nasal voice. She is now back against her Daddy's pillow .... Thank you for making my life still find some relief from our current f#d up state.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue. Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs. Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues, Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
you missed that the government back stopped the crash in 2020 when there was a record one day drop. Remind people that the government has always and will continue to support big business over the common people who are facing a backlash for getting any money during the pandemic. Remind the people of how the government favors corporations over its population: remember corporations are now people so why them over us.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue. Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs. Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues, Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
@@karenjensen6642 at least Biden won't try to destroy democracy to stay in power. He won't do what's needed to preserve it, but he won't deliberately destroy it so the two are not equally bad by any stretch of the imagination.
@@karenjensen6642 Neither is on our side and both are corrupt, but only one is actively trying to get installed as a fascist dictator. Sorry but one is far worse than the other, there is no equivalency here.
The worst part is that Trump didn't fight to stay in office because he cares about the people or because he cares about the country; he fought the election results solely because he hates losing.
Oh, don’t forget the tens of millions of dollars he and his miscreant children and sycophants scammed from the American people, as well their lucrative side deals in China and Russia while in office! I forgot…they are still scamming and stealing out of office, as well!
Great reaction on "due to high demand". There is high demand on several items, not caused by the people but created due to no raw material. and the short-edge serves the company's perfectly to raise prices, blaming corona and the war in Ukraine
I'm wondering if he tried so hard to stay in office because he couldn't be charged for his many crimes or it's the first time in his life he was treated with respect.... Not because he earned it
LOL what? He doesn't care to stay. He made $250m from people donating to his made up "Election Defense" fund. I knew then that he would continue to fight the result, as money kept coming in. Red flags were raised on multiple news outlets, yet people continued to donate.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue. Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs. Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues, Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
I don't know if it's me alone but I just feel unsettled just generally seeing like the clip of them saying "hang Mike Pence" and you actually see the noose. For once I actually felt bad for a white dude cuz it's more like we as black people had to deal with that.
@@sheilawade433 oh I didn't know that I'm just told or because I know black people have to go through that more so than not. So if they were white people in history that did get hung I don't really know much or any
@@mlggamer5296 witches were hanged in Salem, MA, and I believe all but one were white (a couple were crushed by stone to death). I think a priest gave some teenage girls shrooms by a fire in the woods and they were tripping while he became a "monster" if you catch my drift. When they were about to make a public accusation about him, they were accused of being "witches" seeing things that weren't there. This is when the lines of the separation of church and state were blurred. Hanging of the black communities happened greater because, just like being shot in the street on suspicion by police now, the police and other white members of the community took the law in their hands on suspicion or accusation. That's a *true* witch hunt.
i’ve watched the stock market enough years to know it goes up & down constantly. when it goes way up u can bet the bubble will bust & it will take a dive. do not panic, it will come back up & beyond, it always does! when it gets low it’s time to buy cuz u will be buying more shares that will be worth 2-3x what they are when you buy them. it’s not easy, it’s best not to watch ur balance too often
And he adores his mom. Trevor you are a gift to the world. Please tell your mom how much we appreciate her gift to all of us.
Trevor Noah has a unique way of looking at situations. Thanx, Trevor.
Trevor is brilliantly hilarious, that Impression of trump with a Nigerian accent!
beyond 💯💯
I find it very disappointing... that I can't do it! 😢
That just killed me, hilarious…
Next level yeah
Politicians should be held to account to a higher degree rather than lesser than the citizenry, as lawmakers
You expect masses of sheeple to do what about it. The rich and powerful don't punish each other. Only for show. Eggstein is not dead
Exactly!
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This whole situation is literally insane
Because we are dealing with an insane person.
I love learning the news this way. It’s so much funnier. You can’t even make this stuff up. Well done, Trevor
sometimes you wish he was
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When they say "don't panic" they mean, "don't sell your stock so I can get the most out of the market for myself."
Actually they mean don't sell your stock because then you'll lose a huge amount of money. Don't panic, hang onto it, and the economy will cycle back and your stock will go back up. If you don't sell while it's down, you have lost nothing.
Never in my life have I seen one person be SO GUILTY of so many things, so continuously, so consistently, and still be walking free amongst the rest of us.
Thr advantage of money and connections
Donald Trump is the company of people, he breaks the law and nothing happens
The fake Xanax falling off his jacket minutes after the joke, and he didn’t notice. 😂 It’s hilariously adorable, being that it’s Trevor.
Trevor is always hilariously on point!
Thank you, Trevor, for bringing laughter into our lives! You definitely, make life a little easier, when you allow joy into your heart and life. So thank you! Keep it coming.
I wonder if these comments are real or robots
@@edwardfights4900 I am not a Robot... Processing, Processing... Danger Edward Fights... Other Robots are hiding in plain site... Danger, Danger... Processing... Repub... Can not Process... Danger... Republicans are Dangerous... Stay away... Republicans trying to overthrow the United States Government... Danger... Republicans following Hitler's Rule Book... Danger... Get control... Are you a 🤖?
@@eleicajunstrom8724 I wish they would overthrow it. Republicans are wimps lol
Trevor, I love you man, you are funny, smart, well spoken and handsome. You are the whole package. With that said, you talk about Trump all the time and not in a flattering way, while the White House has written more checks than all the president’s in time. Speak a little more on where we are as a nation use some of your genius mind and provide some solutions.
Barbie
Indeed
If Trevor did world news I'd watch everyday because he is so captivating and his view of the world is so refreshing♥️🇿🇦
This commentsection here sounds so depri as if
all is hopeless. I dont like that.
THEN never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News'
and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
seriously, what's the appeal? I don't get it
If Trevor did daily news... he'd be canceled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Let's show the President when he comes, how much we love him". KG killed me with that. Tehe
Trevor Noah's unique style of combining comedy with facts is outstanding! I love your shows, Trevor.....from Montserrat in the Caribbean.
Love you Trevor...Keep up the Joy in your program.
You are Outstanding Trevor ❤️
the proud boys got played for fools!!! I'm loving it
Well pride does come before the fall.
I hope they get mad enough to band together and sue him. 🤣
Thanks, as always, Trevor. We (my wife and I) look forward to many more, such, eye openers in future. 73s…
You are the best. You bring news and put humor as a twist to it. I would rather watch you than the news. Keep doing what your do.
He IS the real news, as are the late night comedy show hosts. AND they make it entertaining.
@@shells500tutubo The difference is it's that he's ACTUALLY funny
👍👍
You got that Right I watch him every day Hes The Best. He has a way of thinking that I do . Logic common sense and critical thinking. That's a rare Commodity these days ya know ??
As a businessman, *I* *LOVE* *UNIONS!* Becsuse I need what ALL businesses need: I need customers. Customers are people with money. Union Workers demand and get a Living Wage, aka MONEY. Union Workers become my costumers. Evidently, non-union workers are too timid and too ignorant to unionize, they choose to be poor, they are Not customers, they choose to be slaves.
UNIONS CREATE MIDDLE CLASS!
Trevor's Nigerian accent! Love it!
I love your take on the news Trevor. Had stopped watching you, but am now hooked again. You are better than ever.
You’re one the smartest intellectual young men, in the world, I love you. Your comic ability is outstanding also.
The Nigerian prince part got me😂. As a Nigerian, I feel I should be offended but I'm not.
You have Mastered comedy!!! Never knew news could be this funny.
Trevor, you make reality a better place through your perception. I love your work. 😂
One of the funniest comedians ever! Thanks Trevor 😘
Trevor I love your hair these days! You have to know that you carried many of americans through trumps 4 years playing potus on the white house playground. My disappointment in our government is increasing to a point of my wanting to move to canada! Thank you Trevor Noah for being the intelligent, kind, witty, and hilarious man you are!!
Trevor's Trump's impersonation is THE BEST !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this man so much
Time to hold trump 100% accountable for his actions to end America...
Reading this book called "In Plain Sight: The Invention of Donald Trump and Erosion of America", and I just don't think Donald will ever see accountability for anything
@Divergent & Chief wow so scary lol what are you his personal ego security detail?
Justice for targeted individuals.
Stop ELECTRONIC and Abuse against humanity.m targeted individuals those claim to be targeted individuals are Victims of very heniuos invisible CRIMES.
They're denied neurolgical care and testing by profressionals in biomedics Who can definitely detect voice to skull technology remote neural monitoring Brain mapping mind to mind Linking artificial intelligent in Human minds..
The bioethics profressionals and neuroethics comitee and neuroscientist. ALL talk about and warn society about the mind abuse and brain hacking abilities. But no one is helping the actually Victims..
Justice for targeted individuals..
@Divergent & Chief ooh how scary 🤔
Even if he was held 20% accountable, it would be an improvement!!!
Smokey Bear DID get trapped in a forest fire. That's why he's a mascot for fire safety.
"I don't want to be your friend anymore." I'm dying, man
Nothing but love for Trevor
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News'
and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,
Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
You are such a funny and amazing human being! You're getting me through 2022!
If we don't all vote Blue at every election for the foreseeable future we be toast.
Agreed. Just wish we had another viable option that isn't just "the lesser of two evils"
wow, i hope you loose your house, car and job.
*It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
ᏔᎡᏆͲᎬ ᎷᎬ ႮᏢ ᏙᏆᎪ ͲᎬᏞᎬᏀᎡᎪᎷ➕𝟏𝟐𝟲𝟎𝟕𝟖𝟐𝟒𝟒𝟕𝟲 💯....
Coincidence??
Not.
As plutarq grows the galaxy shrinks.
I was impressed how well USA kept their democracy.
Trevor You are the epitome of Real talk !!!!! I love your skill and humor👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
oh my!!😅😅😅😅 I can watch this again and again!-- trevor is a genius!
The wood and rope was brought ahead of time, so this was premeditated.
@Angela Howard Oh boy, it looks like that was the freaking plan, all right!
I sometimes wonder if that Nigerian prince ever got his life on track. Sounded like a decent guy.
Ivanka sounds dead inside.
she also looks like a lifeless mannequin
And looked dead on the outside, or is that fear?
@@starrgod7671 it doesnt matter what, its ALL Joe Bidens fault I bet.
He throws his own daughter (and favorite child who he would date) under the bus.
I bet you have never gotten a comment like this: My 14yo cat, who is admittedly slowing a bit, chose to get up from her favorite daytime spot against her daddy's pillow, and come over and lie by my charging phone, her face on the phone. She is apparently in awe of your voice. Of course, as soon as Trump, Jr's, girlfriend came on with her nauseating nasal voice. She is now back against her Daddy's pillow ....
Thank you for making my life still find some relief from our current f#d up state.
Best craziest week in months. Trevor just nails it. The writers are at the top of their game; and Trevor delivers.
Trevor always makes serious stories fun n enjoyable 🤣🤣
Trevor just understands us women 🥰😄
"due to high demaaaand" killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
So that's what she meant by, "The BEST is yet to come!"
Making people wish Donald a happy birthday was hilarious 😆
People sent him $250 million, from what I read, a man sent him $5 million, wish I could have some of that.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News'
and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,
Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
he probably called putin for advice … “so how do i go about taking over like you?”
you missed that the government back stopped the crash in 2020 when there was a record one day drop. Remind people that the government has always and will continue to support big business over the common people who are facing a backlash for getting any money during the pandemic. Remind the people of how the government favors corporations over its population: remember corporations are now people so why them over us.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News'
and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,
Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
Love this gorgeous, funny and brave young man.
Coming from Trump, "not going to be your friend anymore" is an act of mercy rather than a threat.
They are all in on it! Trump , Biden come on people!!!
@@karenjensen6642 at least Biden won't try to destroy democracy to stay in power.
He won't do what's needed to preserve it, but he won't deliberately destroy it so the two are not equally bad by any stretch of the imagination.
What no one is of the opinion that they are ALL playing us? Really? Well then Baa baaa baaa baaa
@@karenjensen6642 Neither is on our side and both are corrupt, but only one is actively trying to get installed as a fascist dictator.
Sorry but one is far worse than the other, there is no equivalency here.
The worst part is that Trump didn't fight to stay in office because he cares about the people or because he cares about the country; he fought the election results solely because he hates losing.
Oh, don’t forget the tens of millions of dollars he and his miscreant children and sycophants scammed from the American people, as well their lucrative side deals in China and Russia while in office! I forgot…they are still scamming and stealing out of office, as well!
He's trying to avoid prosecution as a sitting president.
@@lindatshappat4973 … i was going to say, also because he hates being prosecuted.
lol Trump syndrome. where is the video of cops letting the people in . lol go watch 2000 mules tools. you wont because you cant handle truth
To prevent prosecution and to continue the grift.
I love Trevor Noah's jokes about Republicans
ᏔᎡᏆͲᎬ ᎷᎬ ႮᏢ ᏙᏆᎪ ͲᎬᏞᎬᏀᎡᎪᎷ➕𝟏𝟐𝟲𝟎𝟕𝟖𝟐𝟒𝟒𝟕𝟲 💯
Please keep telling the Truth.
Wasn't the final "game" in squid game literally a fight to the death?
love you Trevor.. thanks my brother👍👍👍🙏❤❤❤😎✌
Trevor You’re the man,
Love the Trump-Nigerian prince accent
Gotta Luv it 😆
Trevor brutalizes Trumpski!
The best of Trevor ever!!
ᏔᎡᏆͲᎬ ᎷᎬ ႮᏢ ᏙᏆᎪ ͲᎬᏞᎬᏀᎡᎪᎷ➕𝟏𝟐𝟲𝟎𝟕𝟖𝟐𝟒𝟒𝟕𝟲 💯
My question is ⁉️ 🤔
Why are these thugs not in prison. 😠 🙄
Trevor is on a whole other level
didn't he pardon all of his staff and himself already? this is going end in a slap on the wrist.
No, I don't think it happened. I might be wrong but I read that somewhere, too.
I believe a burp is all he can pardon himself from.
I am going to miss these Nigerian prince/dictator impressions! Trevor is special.
I just love his humor
Great reaction on "due to high demand". There is high demand on several items, not caused by the people but created due to no raw material. and the short-edge serves the company's perfectly to raise prices, blaming corona and the war in Ukraine
The trash cans made me feel so uncomfortable,I feel like littering instead from now on😅
Imagine me who’s Swedish 😅
@@espnoberg6130 hhhhhh, so is it like everywhere, or just a few places
@@bertinfils2551 not sure but based on the accent I think it’s in Malmö (swedens third biggest city).
Ripley's believed or not something would happen to the dress 👗🤦🏻♂️🤣
Trevor you are on a different level of reality for sure.
Your impressions are spot on🥰
"It is kinda funny to hear a story about anyone getting outraged over tea."
Americans: "We don't think that's outrageous at all, no."
Love you Trevor! 💋
Kim Kardashian is no Marilyn Monroe.
"Catfish by garbage cans." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trev the goat I’m nonstop weak 🤣🤣🤣
I'm wondering if he tried so hard to stay in office because he couldn't be charged for his many crimes or it's the first time in his life he was treated with respect.... Not because he earned it
LOL what? He doesn't care to stay. He made $250m from people donating to his made up "Election Defense" fund. I knew then that he would continue to fight the result, as money kept coming in. Red flags were raised on multiple news outlets, yet people continued to donate.
Ha!
“What are you gonna use tai chi to fight against” uhm waterbenders would like a word w you Trevor
Trump’s older brother had an alcohol problem, and his closeness and tolerance of Rudy’s drinking is related to his admiration of his brother.
I think T____ either takes drugs or should be on another sort of drugs.
I ♥️ Trevor Noah! So funny.
Funny guy😅🤣🤣, remember that joke with julius, PAY BACK THE MONEY,💸 🤣🤣🤣, I was laughing for dayz... 😜
This guy is just a genius!
Trevor's gtf outta here hits so hard😂
one of the only reasons I still have Netflix DVD is because they have old TV shows I can't find anywhere else, foreign movies, and classic movies.
Trump had a lot of help with this, see all the people asking for a pardon.
The most adorable thing in this world is Trevor wishing Trump a happy birthday.
I didn’t think that tampax would make ever laughed so hard 🤣 👏🏾 brilliant from beginning to end as always 👏🏾
No birthday wishes from me! Trevor I enjoy your show, thank you for the laughs.
@Trevor Noah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you outdid yourself this time around. I had the longest laugh ever 🤣. Thank you 😊
Sing Happy Birthday to Trump. 🤮
That moment when not having the enthusiasm for happy birthday paid off
Glad l read some comments BEFORE he got to the happy birthday part!
Boris Johnson gags never geld old 🤣
Just when I thought he couldn't get any funnier..... 😄🤣
Just love your show I know if I ever have a bad day you're gonna always have something funny to say that will make me smile. 😁🤣👍 thank you so much!💯👍👍
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News'
and 'Telltale Atheist' as Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,
Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
I don't know if it's me alone but I just feel unsettled just generally seeing like the clip of them saying "hang Mike Pence" and you actually see the noose. For once I actually felt bad for a white dude cuz it's more like we as black people had to deal with that.
ᏔᎡᏆͲᎬ ᎷᎬ ႮᏢ ᏙᏆᎪ ͲᎬᏞᎬᏀᎡᎪᎷ➕𝟏𝟐𝟲𝟎𝟕𝟖𝟐𝟒𝟒𝟕𝟲 💯
If there is one thing that all people can agree with it is that rope makes the worst bling.
Hanging was a common form of execution regardless of race but even worse when because of race or vigilantism.
@@sheilawade433 oh I didn't know that I'm just told or because I know black people have to go through that more so than not. So if they were white people in history that did get hung I don't really know much or any
@@mlggamer5296 witches were hanged in Salem, MA, and I believe all but one were white (a couple were crushed by stone to death). I think a priest gave some teenage girls shrooms by a fire in the woods and they were tripping while he became a "monster" if you catch my drift. When they were about to make a public accusation about him, they were accused of being "witches" seeing things that weren't there. This is when the lines of the separation of church and state were blurred. Hanging of the black communities happened greater because, just like being shot in the street on suspicion by police now, the police and other white members of the community took the law in their hands on suspicion or accusation. That's a *true* witch hunt.
“Get your period challenge” 😂😂😂
I am sooo glad to be an old woman. Arthritis is nothing as bad as the ups and downs of the fertal days. And l have severe Arthritis in my knees.
That's why I voted for Biden. I know he would never be capable of organizing something like this.
This is my kind of news guy ....we love you trevor !!!!! 😉PR 🇵🇷
Smokey the bear was rescued from a forest fire. 🔥
-couldn’t tell if writers knew that
I love this Man! You go boy!
Singer, Brenda Starr
Amazing how Trevor managed to sound Nigerian and Trump at the same time
i’ve watched the stock market enough years to know it goes up & down constantly. when it goes way up u can bet the bubble will bust & it will take a dive. do not panic, it will come back up & beyond, it always does! when it gets low it’s time to buy cuz u will be buying more shares that will be worth 2-3x what they are when you buy them. it’s not easy, it’s best not to watch ur balance too often