Smuggler 2: Best Lines and Funny Moments | Star Wars: The Old Republic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2019
- More funny one-liners from the smuggler.
A bunch of spoilers as usual.
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Outro song:
Pisco Sour by Gunnar Olsen - เกม
Sorry about the buzzing noise in some of the clips. It's just the sound of my potato GPU *melting* trying to deliver that 60 fps
Morden's GPU died to give us this video, all praise
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That aint even your fault bro, this game while its fun, is unbelievably unoptimized
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*"WHERES."*
*"MY."*
*"ⓈⒽⒾⓅ ?"*
In the hole
@@LlywelynGX
"Ah! Where'd that hole come from?! Where does it go?!"
"Just hand it over, captain crazy."
"How dare you! I'm a colonel!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That Trembo guy was a few freighters short of a convoy... 😒"
"Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my Mom!" :D
That line, and Kath Soucie's delivery of it, just kill me every time. XD
I headcanoned that one of my Smugglers had Jedi parents, which made that line a bit funnier when I picked it >_>
@@bronztrooper9440 Hah! That's a perfect justification for the feeling! After all, if I recall Jedi, if they have children, don't always give birth to force sensitive children, so it certainly fits. Unless I'm wrong about that. XP
@@Spiralpaladin
Wait, I misremembered- I headcanoned that one of his parents was a Jedi, the other being a soldier (both being other characters of mine: Consular and Trooper respectively). Both were female, though, so I also headcanon that artificial means were used.
I like to think that when that Smuggler said that, Risha (who would already know that he had 2 moms, one being a Jedi) would comment on it.
Basically:
Smuggler: "Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mom."
Risha: "Which one?"
Smuggler: "..... either. Maybe both."
@@Spiralpaladin see Theron, the result of Satille Shan fucking Jade Malcolm...
"You're quite a woman yourself" GOLD xD
Boss: "DROIDS, Kill everyone!"
Guard: "But I didn't do anything..."
Boss: "EVERYONE!"
That had me dying
"Master, I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically the bodies over there." - Best droid ever, after HK-47 of course.
I think the droid for the Black Talon flashpoint was pretty good too. "There was an... incident."
There are bodies all over the bridge and you call this an incident?
"Oh no! Republic spies have entered our base!"
"By the stars!! Republic troops have invaded our base!!"
I was wondering about the smell…
@@grantwalter2243 That line was great
"This is Imperial property, freeze!"
"If I listen does that mean you won't shoot me, cuz that seems...out of character."
"Good point. Don't we usually shoot them anyway?"
"Shut up!"
Monty Python level silly XD
Definitely Vette with green paint.
or Mission they were both pretty sarcastic
@@aidenfurry471 I think sarcasm is just a Twi'lek thing
Or Vette and Sith Warrior's daughter.
There is just something hilarious to me about the fact a smuggler goes up against special forces, Siths, Jedis and the odd giant space monster with a jacket, a shotgun and a blaster.
You got a Wookie.
Hey, luck or skill, kill is kill!
Smuggler campaign in a nutshell: "Where's My SHIP"
Just the first two planets. After that, running from bounty hunters while treasure hunting.
When you're on fleet and are searching for your hangar with no map 2:48
7:15 breaks fourth wall 😂
At the very least that’s leaning on the fourth wall.
“Trial? There doesn’t need to be a trail!” “Maybe we could go over this over dinner?” “On second thought, let there be a trial!” That was way to funny
That Clunck Edit of the Stormtrooper killed me.
the smuggler doesn't have the best story, but sure as hell the most fun one xD
Smuggler, Agent and Sith Inquisitor can be the most fun classes to play as.
Nonhuman agent that hates nonhumans is fun as well...
@@ether2275 Bounty hunter is fun too. Getting to do the "One. Two. Three! [shoots idiot who can't take a hint]" just like Calo Nord was a lovely call back.
4:46, and that’s when this man realized. He’s a bottom
7:12 I love how she pointed stuff like that out and it just annoys the officer xD
Shut up lol
Where do I recognise the soldier who joined in on the realization, you know, the Irish(?) one at 7:21
@@3dpyromaniac560 why does he reminds me of English Dave?
"I can't make any promises about not blowing up the planet in the process. You would not believe my luck." This has to be a reference to Samus Aran, or is at the very least is a line she would say.
5:39 For reasons that elude me, Darth Bandon's head makes me crack up. That trip to Manaan sure did not help his health, despite all the kolto resorts advertised.
Something is telling me our favorite Jedi/Sith was behind that part
Twi'lek does makes the best female smugglers, the voice and style fits so good
They had WAY too much fun writing the Smugglers story, love it!
These compilations keep getting better and better.
4:40
“It’s a good thing you’re rich”
“Yes...excellent... point..”
“Are you planning to propose?”
~*alarm noises*~ “-pa-propose!?!?”
“When we get married... isn’t half your stuff mine?..”
“AHEM-um... well... that’s.... a bit... more.. commitment than I had in mind-“
XD
7:37
"After all this buildup, I was expecting you to be... more"
"Well yeah? Well... so did... me too!"
So he couldn't come up with a good comeback and hit her with a "no u" xD
I dont think there is good comeback after forcing girl to chase you through out half the galaxy only to make her disappoint with ones piston action.
The smuggler can roast the fucking Emperor too😂
I still prefer the option to just kick him in the proton torpedo's.
I REAAAAAAALLLY did not need to see the Smuggler kiss Skavak.
The day I hear a Star Wars character use the word "Sexy" is the day Habsro casts Jenna Jameson to voice another Princess on My Little Pony
"Master I detect the presence of several non-fictioning humans, specifically the bodies over there" 😂😂🤣😅
Morden: uploads a video
Me: well had to be him or her someone else might have gotten it wrong
Wait a minute... you did not just do that
@@MordenWex i am sorry morden where I come from you get sent to jail if you get that wrong
ACCB 1998 still. Too. Soon 😭
This is some alternate badass version of Hera Syndulla.
Given that SWTOR takes place like 2000 years before Rebells, maybe she's Heras ancestor?
@@highlyopinionated5611well... Its nowhere officially stated that its not the case... So...
Lets just make it cannon until proven otherwise?
@@Dedu1214 It's an RPG anyway. Therefore free headcannon for everyone. XD
@@highlyopinionated5611 lets go!!!
@@Dedu1214 🥳🥳🥳
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched these videos
Smuggler moments *PART 2*
"I've been looking forward to this!"
"I don't think they hear so good under their helmets." *Donk*
4:34 Len had no idea what he was getting himself into.
“It’s not the size of the missile, but how it hits its target”
Giggity
I never heared any story say sexy before and my mom was in the room with me and i got scared😂
God I love these xD Your edits are truly hilarious
Corso: This gonna be a trail? I thought we did all of this so their wouldn't be a trial
Smuggler: Maybe we can go over in my case say over dinner?
Corso: On second thought, there definitely needs to be a trail
The best Corso line yet
Smuggler: I don't think they hear too good through those helmets
*quick cut to that scene in a new hope where the stormtrooper hit his head on the door. *
brilliant
"This is Imperial property, FREZZE!"
"If I listen, does that mean you won't shoot me? 'Cause that seems outta character."
"Good point, don't we usually shoot them anyways?"
Still the best exchange ever written.
6:13, lmao
I’m gonna start using that one.
I KNEW she sounded familiar. Voiced Phil and Lil in The Rugrats
Now this makes me wanna play the smuggler even more.
7:08 best 2 in a row scenes xD
That’s the voice of Phil and Lil from Rugrats, everyone.
Kath Soucie. An angel of the voice acting world. And the voice of my very first RPG waifu. Aerie from Baldur's Gate 2. ^_^
Aaron Alexander I see you are also a man of culture.
@@DarthBigBen But of course. Any self respecting Bioware fan would know the origin of the ultimate Forgotten Realms duo, Minsc and Boo. :)
I think she was also on Totally Spies as Alex.
W H E R E ' S M Y S H I P ! ?
“Criminal empire. You make it sound so sexy”
Corso getting jealous every time you flirt with someone else is so endearing. Definitely one of my favorite companions.
You never fail to amuse me.
Corso the mega-simp lmao.
Are you planning to Propose lol that killed me lol
Need more of those sweet customized music videos at the end of these... I especially need an extended version of this one's
I can't wait to see Bounty Hunter part 2!!
Grey Griffin FTW!!!
Female Smuggler seems more fun and the voice acting seems better
Simply a masterpiece
Ok, I'm watching this before playing Smuggler, and I'm in absolute shock knowing you can bang Skavak. Wtf.
“You preparing to propose?”
*alarms*
There's a lot of treasure to dig up in SWTOR, but someone REALLY had fun writing the scripts for the Smuggler campaign.
6:49 I can’t 😂😂😂
The sexual tension throughout this whole campaign is *i m m e n s e*
Corso riggs jelously is funny
LOL great vid! 10:31 haha
Tottaly awesome vid, gj :D !
your edits are on point.
Absolutely glorious. Havent even played the game. I get the gist. 9/10 will recommend.
Corso, the best simp in the galaxy.
your alive!
I love the Synergy of skavac and the sarcastic smuggler style
Corso is the biggest simp in Star Wars
You literally just gave her a main character Vette personality 🤣
There are a lot of words in these scenes that don't feel very Star Warsy. Like sexy or beer.
Oooh, 60fps in-game
The ending made everything before obsolete lmao
Laura Bailey is the best voice actress the gaming industry has and I love watching her play DND on youtube. She is funny, lovely, mad talentef, cute and pretty! Just absolute god-tier waifu. Altough gaming awards were a JOKE she really deserved the award for her performance. But I really am sad about the negativity and hate she got for TLOU2.. she was the voice.. not the writer.. its so unfair she got treated like that :(
These videos are the best videos ever.
"At least i have friends"
the moral of the story, unless you have a death wish don't steal her ship
the fastest blaster from Corellia
Fantastic thumbnail btw
IS it me or female version is somewhat funnier ? :D
Well, her voice actress certainly sounds a lot more like she's into her character. Not to say the male actor isn't good.
The male Smuggler is like Star Lord mixed with Han Solo. The female....is Kath Soucie. Her voice is beyond greatness. Honestly, both of em are good, but Kath Soucie is an absolute goddess in everything she voices.
Aaron Alexander there are a lot of great voice actresses in this game. Tara Strong, Grey Griffin, Nika Futterman.... many others.
@@FireLordJohn3191 And let's not forget Jedi Solid Snake. It was so awesome and refreshing to hear David Hayter use his natural voice.
@@FireLordJohn3191 And not forget Troy Baker and Nolan North🙌
12 people disapproved of this video. They were all named Corso.
Ahhhhhh the Smuggler Campaign so much Innuendo wrapped into one story
2:50 - And this scene comes after you have his records altered to say that Skaavik basically carries every known STD in the galaxy. 😁
she and the m!imp agent probably have the best delivery out of all the main voice actors
probably the funniest story in the game
"the head of Darth Bandon" isn't he the guy that killed Trask Ulgo in the first game
No Darth Bandon was the apprentice from Darth Malak. You killed him as Revan/Darth Revan in KOTOR
You're both right. Bandon does kill Trask, it happens at the very beginning of KOTOR.
Beatifully edited, do you remember what outfit your smuggler wore? Looks amazing!
Jesus fuck she's sassy holy shit I like her!
Lmao , i love this class.
Best episode
@ 4:44 That alarm though. XD
I'd totally watch more of the Everyone disco party.
The edits 😂
I think i need this game.
Thats the best pub story line
Damn it, now I want to give this game a third chance of trying to download and see if I can play it for reals now.
I am so stealing some of these lines for some RPG's that I'm in
Gotta wonder if any of these were improvised.
i am officaly stealing your smugglar outfit
this game is tight lol