7:36 Bruh, If I shot someone that many times and they steadily walked towards me casually picking up their Metal beating stick, I would've thought they were a terminator
The video starts out as a challenge of outsmarting an entire stadium of super geniuses and ends with “it’s stealth if no one is left to alive to notice”
Playing Hitman on an American map with an American mod is the most American thing ever, and as an American, I approve. Unlike BigMooney, who did that on Isle of Sgail. Edit: That kill on Sierra is not moronic its genius and absolutely incredible.
Npc picking up unattended glass of wine: "Wait, I'm a moderately influential man with dealings in the underworld and many enemies. Perhaps I should be more careful of what I trust." *puts glass down* "Go-" *gets blown up by rubber duck*
I think when somebody sees an "NPC" crouch run out a window they'll get the idea. Then probably just gun them down in cold blood. But, that's actually a cool concept for multiplayer hitman Like a 2v2 or a 1v1v1v1 where players hunt each other down and try to kill each other without alerting the entire map or something like that
Assassin's Creed had a mode like that eight players all hunting each other down. No teams and you can set traps, trick other players to kill NPCs and stun them when fall for your trick. Good times!
There's a unique NPC that has invitation to Robberts office, he spawns on a bench near the water, then walks to the left completely alone. You can take his disguise and just walk straight through Robberts entire facility without anyone saying a word.
if you use a rifle with a short barrel for Sierra, you can pack away in half the time as well. that Dragov has the longest animation while the Seiger has the shortest
4:42i so this table in IKEA and I said to my brother who was standing next to me, who the f going to use that? Should’ve known that you’re going to give an ad for it.😂
I've never played with this mod, but if you get the timing right, you could sneak through from the rafters, into the building, through the window, up a pipe, and onto the balcony with the satellite dish without being seen. This is typically my go-to for SASO/No KO on Miami. With the mod it's probably riskier, but I'm able to sneak into Robert's office and turn on the AC for the poisoned eyedrops kill, but you can also shoot the computer and leave a weapon on the ground in the storage room to distract Robert's guard, providing you just enough time to kick him off the balcony and leave.
7:36 How convenient. During the shown footage, I couldn't help but notice you didn't use the van as cover, so you wouldn't immediately take cover again. I use space a ton, and it works well enough for me
6:30 - you're not a moron, shooting the car with a silenced pistol requires extremely precise timing, your technique has a higher probability of success
This is actually realistic for everything besides the trigger happy part. People can actually see and hear really good, and a simple glimpse of someone or the dropping sound of a body is all it takes to make you go “what the fuck was that”. As for people being suspicious in non-restricted places, just imagine a tall bald man with a barcode on the back of his head walking around like he just shit his pants. So, this basically just became Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. Nice video 👍
I love how vengeance lead the breadcrumbs to floridaman's imposter. But like any good hunter, you used these beasts keen senses against them. All it took was your iq transfer into their brain, in exchange for theirbarbarism. Substance will always exceed class.
I'm a bit confused why you can't just knock out everyone as they come investigate you. There were plenty of instances in the footage captured where this could have been done. But maybe this is on the highest difficulty where they basically kill you instantly.
Tab to bring up inventory then tap G to store a body quickly without waiting for the hold G interaction, saving a second where it matters most. (Works on frisks and any other hold "button" interactions to make them instant)
Hitmam but its America's 2nd ammendment challenge True as much as it is fun to see targets and npcs to trip on banana it becomes less fun when they dont learn
@@agent3976I mean sure I don't think banning guns is great, but I have a question for you. Why do you think you will win if a dictator takes control of the country? Especially the military in particular. Could you get into or out of a city in a location that is locked down? Could you fight a missile being dropped on you from above, or a bunch of armored vehicles? What about tear gas or other things used by the military or other groups? Do you just win through numbers? If a dictator controls the military, how is it not already too late for a mere armed resistance? Where will you get ammo or other resources like food and water if the government cuts off all roads and trucks can't deliver food into the place you are fighting from? What do you do then? Can people in a first world country like the united states really stage a successful war with the government?
If you're not doing the no bodies found theme, I believe you can use the general's disguise in order to sneak inside! He somewhat isolates himself, and if you can distract him slightly by leading him to a garden area, there's even a body dump nearby to stash him in! From there, you get a guided tour of the facility, and you're even invited to try out his new killer robot that definitely won't shoot him! Of course, you can just scan his face into the robot, and have him murdered by his own kill bot.
to get inside kronstadt you could’ve just ran in the main entrance and on the left is a place with a kronstadt disguise which you can use to walk up get a picture and scan it
It's all about map knowledge really. Even though you're playing with a mod, it's the same mod and the same routes will apply. It just boils down to execution and map knowledge.
So to recap you bring a sniper rifle to take out Sierra and then don't use it on Robert when he goes outside and leans on the wall, which is the very precursor to getting him downstairs with the Florida Man outfit....
Honestly? Seems like a bit much. Most people won’t investigate a random sound; they’ll look, sure, but if the sound doesn’t repeat, or there’s nothing immediately noticeable, they’ll ignore it. (Okay, Security Guards might investigate, but not regular Joes and Janes)
7:36 Bruh, If I shot someone that many times and they steadily walked towards me casually picking up their Metal beating stick, I would've thought they were a terminator
I would shat my pants if i was that dude
Very much grammar, yees
@@guerillagorilla4423i dont see a single typo
@@guerillagorilla4423Let the dude express himself
too litte grammar, yess@@guerillagorilla4423
The video starts out as a challenge of outsmarting an entire stadium of super geniuses and ends with “it’s stealth if no one is left to alive to notice”
Nobody can notice if there is nobody to notice
fr
Cheru?
0:06 i found Waldo!
Indeed he found him
Playing Hitman on an American map with an American mod is the most American thing ever, and as an American, I approve. Unlike BigMooney, who did that on Isle of Sgail.
Edit: That kill on Sierra is not moronic its genius and absolutely incredible.
The American experience
As America I approve aswell
Do you use American Express?
it cant be America because they're smart
@@Dipshit298 but they have a gun so what is it?
Ah yes, type 2 stealth: Nobody to notice.
Npc picking up unattended glass of wine: "Wait, I'm a moderately influential man with dealings in the underworld and many enemies. Perhaps I should be more careful of what I trust."
*puts glass down*
"Go-"
*gets blown up by rubber duck*
So you basically just made them act like they’re from Florida
lol would’ve been more accurate if he said 0iq and everyone has guns
@@ActiveStepperr don’t forget our swamp puppies.
No from ohio 😂😂😂
Remove the 300 iq part
No, because they're smart
Alternate Title: Hitman if people noticed the barcode on 47’s neck.
So just the one map, not the entire game? Would be cool to see this through to the end; this feels like an appetizer.
that would be lead show!
Nothing would change for Colorado lol
That's what the target at the stand said lol
@@oz_jonesFinally,the terrorist leaders actually act like terrorist leaders!
Down south all the NPCs also have 300iq and a gun
You mean 85 IQ but you’re correct about the gun part.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomi mean they definitely all THINK they have 300 iq
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomDamn, how much of the south is mix raced?
@@woopdashoop9860 A bit but even white people are dummies in the South.
@@woopdashoop9860Was this a bad attempt at racism?
Can you kill everyone in Whittleton Creek using the laser room?
that is a great question, ima write that one down haha
I've tried, but I keep getting killed halfway through my subjugation of the town.
i have killed both the targets with this method
So you turned everyone in Miami into an Assassin from Freelancer mode, in Hardcore. You do like to live dangerously. xd
The only time Sierra is alone is when she gets the vitamin infusion and the handover of documents.
Glad you included that note. I was screaming at my screen about using a pistol on the bridge
Imagine how chaotic it would be playing hitman but every npc is now a player.
Edit: What if the players didn’t know every other npc was a player?
I think when somebody sees an "NPC" crouch run out a window they'll get the idea.
Then probably just gun them down in cold blood.
But, that's actually a cool concept for multiplayer hitman
Like a 2v2 or a 1v1v1v1 where players hunt each other down and try to kill each other without alerting the entire map or something like that
@@jionmionskwisgaar1476And they have to find and kill agent 47
you all need to play deceive inc
Assassin's Creed had a mode like that eight players all hunting each other down. No teams and you can set traps, trick other players to kill NPCs and stun them when fall for your trick.
Good times!
Doesn't Hitman have a mode for that already?
There's a unique NPC that has invitation to Robberts office, he spawns on a bench near the water, then walks to the left completely alone. You can take his disguise and just walk straight through Robberts entire facility without anyone saying a word.
And then do the story and use the robot to kill him as an accident death.
I like how you could've just killed everyone on the map to begin with, but decided to play it through sneakily first... 😂
So, pretty much realistic hitman because npcs finally have more than one braincell^^
hitman but they can see the barcode
@@Brass319hahaha I laughed out loud for that 💯
if you use a rifle with a short barrel for Sierra, you can pack away in half the time as well. that Dragov has the longest animation while the Seiger has the shortest
Accurate depiction of Florida.
At the start your mouse was on Colorado for like half a second and my heart stopped like, no way this madman is gonna try that here
Didn't expect that ending, went from Ninja stealth to mass shooter real quick
I just loaded this up and this sounds rlly fun and hard I love hitman
You made the NPCs into actual Americans. Smart yet terrifyingly insane with a gun or two.
Smart is crazy
smart???
bro they shoot on sight if you walk too suspiciously i dont know if i would call them smart
Some Americans are smart
The key word is some
Should have given Florida man a ak and a health bar to authentically capture the experience
I like how the guard was casually watching you dragging the person up the stairs as they crack their face of the steps 😂
“These guys tortured me with their superhearing and sight”
Lex knows how you feel
Vote for the best
Vote for Lex
4:42i so this table in IKEA and I said to my brother who was standing next to me, who the f going to use that? Should’ve known that you’re going to give an ad for it.😂
i so and it was too pleasy thanks
10:08 bro let his true self shine
funny that Florida Man himself is the key to victory XD
You literally stashed a guard in a dumpster. Just get his outfit.
First time actually seeing stealthy in this game.
I've never played with this mod, but if you get the timing right, you could sneak through from the rafters, into the building, through the window, up a pipe, and onto the balcony with the satellite dish without being seen. This is typically my go-to for SASO/No KO on Miami.
With the mod it's probably riskier, but I'm able to sneak into Robert's office and turn on the AC for the poisoned eyedrops kill, but you can also shoot the computer and leave a weapon on the ground in the storage room to distract Robert's guard, providing you just enough time to kick him off the balcony and leave.
3:39 I thought this was a fucking raid shadow legends ad
This happens always on the older hitman games
Classic Hitman 2 be like:
Walks slightly faster
Gets turned into human fountain
Hitman 2 Silent Assassin Be Like...
This video is very relatable considering I also have 300 IQ and a gun
7:36
How convenient. During the shown footage, I couldn't help but notice you didn't use the van as cover, so you wouldn't immediately take cover again. I use space a ton, and it works well enough for me
Bro went from only killing 2 people to mass murder way to quickly 💀
0:39 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
6:30 - you're not a moron, shooting the car with a silenced pistol requires extremely precise timing, your technique has a higher probability of success
Whenever I've done it, it also takes three hits to cause the crash, which makes it even harder in these conditions.
You didn't make them geniuses, you just made them paranoid psychopaths
Pov: People have gotten news about mysterious murders, advising them to be on the lookout for anything suspicious
So essentially “Hatred” but with actual gameplay mechanics :3
And less fun
@@woopdashoop9860 Ehh, from the fact Hatred un-modded is an isometric shooter, I’d say this modded version of hitman is more fun!
@@SeymourYukiteru i have more fun with the destructive enviroment, this level of destruction should be implemented in games more
Good to know 300 IQ just means VERY paranoid
from the beer to the keys to the car to the tree
He went Dexter on everyone! 😂🥳🤷🏻♂️
Well in the end it's like Big D always says
*NO WITNESSES, NO CRIME*
100% accurate America simulator
you know youtube is drunk when it says GTA V instead of Hitman
The best part is that the ending to this is perfectly on brand for florida man headlines
Waldo at 0:06
As a Floridian I can confirm we all have anti hitman training and out all out intelligence points into detection
This is actually realistic for everything besides the trigger happy part. People can actually see and hear really good, and a simple glimpse of someone or the dropping sound of a body is all it takes to make you go “what the fuck was that”. As for people being suspicious in non-restricted places, just imagine a tall bald man with a barcode on the back of his head walking around like he just shit his pants.
So, this basically just became Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. Nice video 👍
I love how vengeance lead the breadcrumbs to floridaman's imposter. But like any good hunter, you used these beasts keen senses against them.
All it took was your iq transfer into their brain, in exchange for theirbarbarism. Substance will always exceed class.
I find it funny how not a single Hitman NPC seems to be able to swim. There must be so many people drowning to death every day in this world...
0:57 the forhead…
Actually, lethal poisoned body will still be counted as a unnoticed k!ll, and will keep silent assassin.
In the wardrobe area of the Kronstadt building, there's a ledge over there, and you can jump over and there's a worker disguise bag that you can take
Got a potential different way to do it:
You be extremely suspicious and have someone else take the shot
So this would be like living in the world of John wick.
Imagine doing this in Colarado
Don't make me. That sounds like an absolute nightmare.
Lol
It would barely be different
6:30 hey listen to me, you are NOT a moron. You're a GENIUS!
The American Experience
I'm a bit confused why you can't just knock out everyone as they come investigate you. There were plenty of instances in the footage captured where this could have been done. But maybe this is on the highest difficulty where they basically kill you instantly.
since everyone is essentially a guard, it works for maybe 2-3 people before multiple people investigate at once and you get swarmed
Tab to bring up inventory then tap G to store a body quickly without waiting for the hold G interaction, saving a second where it matters most. (Works on frisks and any other hold "button" interactions to make them instant)
😮 you are like my most favourite TH-camr in the world and I love your Channel
I may be a genius. As soon as you revealed the challenge I had the exact same ideas for both kills as you did.
If he outsmarted 300 iq NPCs that means his iq is more than 300
“No bodies found..” because absolutely everyone is dead ☝️😆
The ending really got me lmao
Hitmam but its America's 2nd ammendment challenge
True as much as it is fun to see targets and npcs to trip on banana it becomes less fun when they dont learn
I don't give a SHET how good the desk is. It's 500 dollars for a DESK!
Hitman 2 SA ahh video
When you go into the kronstadt building go to your left, jump through a window and theres just a free employee outfit with no one around
The thumbnail of this video without context would make the perfect shitpost.
hitman but its realistic
3:08 activate alarm in the pit building and make all 5 i-forgot-the-name leak in the locker
Ah yes the classic hitman experience
You know as they say: An armed society is a polite society.
@@agent3976 And not banning them results in school shootings and mob mentality. Go figure
@@agent3976uh
@@agent3976I mean sure I don't think banning guns is great, but I have a question for you. Why do you think you will win if a dictator takes control of the country? Especially the military in particular. Could you get into or out of a city in a location that is locked down? Could you fight a missile being dropped on you from above, or a bunch of armored vehicles? What about tear gas or other things used by the military or other groups? Do you just win through numbers? If a dictator controls the military, how is it not already too late for a mere armed resistance? Where will you get ammo or other resources like food and water if the government cuts off all roads and trucks can't deliver food into the place you are fighting from? What do you do then? Can people in a first world country like the united states really stage a successful war with the government?
@@agent3976Then why does the USA have 3 times the murder rate of the world average?
Data shows gun control and gun bans work.
When you want to do a kill everyone challenge but are too good at stealth so you make stealth way more difficult
If you're not doing the no bodies found theme, I believe you can use the general's disguise in order to sneak inside! He somewhat isolates himself, and if you can distract him slightly by leading him to a garden area, there's even a body dump nearby to stash him in! From there, you get a guided tour of the facility, and you're even invited to try out his new killer robot that definitely won't shoot him! Of course, you can just scan his face into the robot, and have him murdered by his own kill bot.
In additiom for Sierra I'd do the med tent kill I think
to get inside kronstadt you could’ve just ran in the main entrance and on the left is a place with a kronstadt disguise which you can use to walk up get a picture and scan it
I got recommended this after a crazy rally event today.
You could make use of the sedative dart gun for the guy in the bathroom.
idea: add a chance for an npc to think another npc is suspicious so they shoot at each other
Damn, 300 IQ when the cap is 160 is pretty insane.
Ah, this makes me proud to be an American. Land of the memes.
Bro this guy only makes bangers
Bro took no witnesses the very wrong way
Imagine mod where everybody shoots each others like chaos mod for gta.
It's all about map knowledge really. Even though you're playing with a mod, it's the same mod and the same routes will apply. It just boils down to execution and map knowledge.
So to recap you bring a sniper rifle to take out Sierra and then don't use it on Robert when he goes outside and leans on the wall, which is the very precursor to getting him downstairs with the Florida Man outfit....
This wasn't a challenge at all. The npc's had 300 iq but this guy has over a thousand
Honestly? Seems like a bit much. Most people won’t investigate a random sound; they’ll look, sure, but if the sound doesn’t repeat, or there’s nothing immediately noticeable, they’ll ignore it. (Okay, Security Guards might investigate, but not regular Joes and Janes)
Hitman, But everyone is secretly spider-man and has spidey sense
Average detroit experience
alternate title "Hitman But Everyones a Fired Amazon Employee"
Nobody can witness me if there are no witnesses