The Pick Up Lines of Ryan Stiles

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  • @KevinRider
    @KevinRider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "i play Lewis on the drew Carey show"
    Ryan to the audience "NO STOP NO LAUGHING "

  • @SlowChildrenAtPlay13
    @SlowChildrenAtPlay13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    if he came up to me and said any of those lines i would fall for him because its ryan stiles

  • @doow90
    @doow90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Ryan: "So are you a women or... an Angel who's wings have been hacked off by some Sicko?"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines... i am using that one

  • @paesanng
    @paesanng 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ryan is the best.

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I always liked "So if that leg is Thanksgiving and that leg is Christmas, what do you say to me spending some time between holidays?"

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:25 Drew’s triumphant laughter at the joke made at Ryan’s expense.

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    For all the fat jokes, Drew made Ryan say the worst pick up lines

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Look what happens when we stay sober and they get drunk.”
    “Look at that!”

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Where's "So, how'd you like to go back to my place and stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes while I make up excuses?"

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    The Original Glen Quagmire.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quagmire actually does have some success though.

    • @forgiveness7959
      @forgiveness7959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A true master hopes that their students go on to be greater then them.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooo, Glen is Suckessful

    • @mikewright7964
      @mikewright7964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well it sucks now. But for awhile the randomness of the humor was pretty appealing.

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 14 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.

  • @teresahenry4171
    @teresahenry4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "What's long and red right behind you?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @teresahenry4171
      @teresahenry4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coralreef4184
    @coralreef4184 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    those ladies are turning down the deal of a lifetime

  • @spearminthappenings
    @spearminthappenings 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"

  • @dhuffman690
    @dhuffman690 14 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "ooh la la, daddy likes"
    oh ryan...

  • @Stormbringer88
    @Stormbringer88 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I used to have such a crush on him lol

    • @itsssloth8914
      @itsssloth8914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BlueFlameBird I still do

    • @micaelaroyo4837
      @micaelaroyo4837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Used to?? Oh honey, you've got another thing coming

    • @christinawiesemann1425
      @christinawiesemann1425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still do. He's sexy.

    • @sploosh09
      @sploosh09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i still do, hes so yummy

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the "As we say in the counseling game, there's no closure with your...clothes on" line lol

    • @infinityinfinityinfi
      @infinityinfinityinfi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkPaladin24
      Oh I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as you made yourself out to be. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elconejito99
    @elconejito99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i used yo watch this when i was a little kid...man does this bring memories

  • @unstepintime
    @unstepintime ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.. Thank you.

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh goodness, Ryan said, "Daddy" and I nearly fell out of my chair. He's just so amazing. x3

  • @JustinVierling
    @JustinVierling 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV

  • @gardNer899
    @gardNer899 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!

  • @MsRuffledfeathers
    @MsRuffledfeathers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'I was once part of the letter "h"'

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nowadays the line about serial killers would probably work.

  • @nook5286
    @nook5286 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In colins voice.. boy Ryan sure does have style... laugh... in his last name.. bigger laugh.. ur welcome

  • @lnyrny3
    @lnyrny3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wish they would put this back on the tv it beats anything around these days

  • @jillianic
    @jillianic 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!

  • @CamieRaeShivers
    @CamieRaeShivers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the funniest one was "hey what do u say we bocott our clothes" gets me every time XD

  • @igvu92
    @igvu92 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit

  • @mikeschreiber9601
    @mikeschreiber9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey, I've got cable." Unlikely to work in the mid-'90's but now we have "Netflix and chill."

  • @geling101
    @geling101 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..
    love ryan. ♥♥

  • @philipthomson7460
    @philipthomson7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:18 The look she gives him! 😂😂

  • @muslehzaini
    @muslehzaini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    barney stinson is that your dad?

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No his father is bob barker lol.

  • @JackRabbitSlim
    @JackRabbitSlim 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.

  • @wesj1989
    @wesj1989 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Kissing is just putting your lips on the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines". LOL!!! I've never forgot that line!

  • @communiqation
    @communiqation 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I play Louis on the Drew Carey show.
    God I love Colin.

  • @sisifromthefuture
    @sisifromthefuture 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."
    "'Cause we're magically delicious!"

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"
    Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"
    Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • @Theakker3B
    @Theakker3B 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, I remember TBS Superstation! I never see this show on syndication. Too bad.

  • @tracksabbath29
    @tracksabbath29 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video

  • @KatalinaKris
    @KatalinaKris 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles

  • @thewrongperson676
    @thewrongperson676 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a great ending scene for this clip!

  • @wreckerman13
    @wreckerman13 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch these clips all day long, hahahahaha

  • @Zeangrydrunk
    @Zeangrydrunk 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan is so cool

  • @samadamson2194
    @samadamson2194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So where EXACTLY do you live? 😂😂😂

  • @andrewrchooven1996
    @andrewrchooven1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan Stiles is the best

  • @fifi298
    @fifi298 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "so are you a woman or an angel whose wings have been hacked off by some sicko..."
    Freaking priceless! Love Ryan Stiles... so hot!

  • @namo9690
    @namo9690 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Some lines are really smooth then go to just no. 0-100 real quick lol I miss this show

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    AWW hell yeah man! thanks!!! LOL!! I think im going to torrent the series now!

  • @00PsYcHe00
    @00PsYcHe00  16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i think that is probably the most unique one of the lot! made me laugh the most!

  • @PANiCitsGRACE
    @PANiCitsGRACE 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wouldnt reject any of Ryan's lines. ;D

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That serial killer talk would have worked on me

  • @YouSuckNoJutsu
    @YouSuckNoJutsu 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW!

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ~ I love Ryan so much.

  • @Minecraftaholic99
    @Minecraftaholic99 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the serial killer part killed me

  • @pavester4
    @pavester4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Exactly what I was thinking. He's like Barry Stinson haha

  • @mart2746
    @mart2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ladies, you just thought you heard all the worst pick up lines until you discovered Lewis from the Drew Carey Show.

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ryan's so cute I think I wouldn't of cared for the pick up lines

  • @kingofkards91
    @kingofkards91 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's on youtube, but I don't remember where exactly, look in my subscriptions or favorites. It's in there somewhere.

  • @ThefrypodiPod
    @ThefrypodiPod 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just finished watching the Drew Carey Show series in less than two weeks

    • @lizzstefanik634
      @lizzstefanik634 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I buy the entire series???

  • @edomazo4293
    @edomazo4293 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    - I am - thank God- a lesbian = I love that line xd

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate that line

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edo mazo Whose line was it anyway?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloom HD Tasha Yar's

  • @vengeancebyvenom9033
    @vengeancebyvenom9033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that show called the Drew Carey Show? i would watch the hell outta that. I love Stiles!

  • @AnimeLuver2597
    @AnimeLuver2597 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As long as it's Ryan, I would fall for any of those lines :P

  • @ForgottenNetwork
    @ForgottenNetwork 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loved the ending!

  • @joyceksl
    @joyceksl 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)

  • @amandasmith7314
    @amandasmith7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These days someone could say they read a lot about serial killers and the girl would say OMG ME TOO 😂

  • @Torgo224
    @Torgo224 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story of my life right here

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, how I love Colin Mochrie. He makes a mockery of life in the best of ways.

  • @Eddie42023
    @Eddie42023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:00 was that Denise Crosby?!

    • @anjetto1
      @anjetto1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Eddie42023 yes

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She plays the best lesbian characters, such as Tasha Yar in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Yes, I know there was that one episode where she gets drunk and has sex with Data, but if you really think about it, Data was probably more of a very sophisticated sex toy to Tasha than a real male human.

  • @mightilyoats2729
    @mightilyoats2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:08- In this day and age, that line is replaced with "Hey, I've got Netflix."
    2:55- Sure, Lewis, try to impress Lt. Tasha Yar from Star Trek: The Next Generation with that line.

  • @indywolf1
    @indywolf1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I read a lot of books about serial killers."

  • @flaekon
    @flaekon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd be like: "whatever you say, I'm yours!"

  • @brainrich1358
    @brainrich1358 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:02 wth with that random ass laugh lol

  • @cryofist
    @cryofist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what episode is the 3:01 clip from?

  • @fuscinula
    @fuscinula 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 made me laugh out loud.

  • @sangtujoh
    @sangtujoh 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    the "water goddess" line is the best!

  • @kalebpost20
    @kalebpost20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce

    • @gracesewell8961
      @gracesewell8961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes!!! omg but he needs more liquor.

  • @ellis51773
    @ellis51773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the intestine thing is something you can never, ever unhear.

  • @Shadowdreamer4
    @Shadowdreamer4 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last one was the best xD

  • @06mellowman
    @06mellowman 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was his character in The Drew Carey Show

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    that makes colin's so much funnier now that I know what type of character lewis is

  • @HarvesterOfEyes91
    @HarvesterOfEyes91 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmfao loved the ending !!!

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls

  • @BroadwayMistress
    @BroadwayMistress 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one was the perfect ending.

  • @KayVox
    @KayVox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:42 Andrew Ryan Stiles, everybody.

  • @corwinfreak19
    @corwinfreak19 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha ryans face in that last scene with colin is gold! lol does anybody know what episode that was from?

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @joyceksl your welcome. sorry! i'll try and find the full episode :)

  • @Caitlina123
    @Caitlina123 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I.Love.Him:-)

  • @ShelboCoop
    @ShelboCoop 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    which episode of whose line is at 7:20 till the end??.plz andthnx ryan is so sexy..love the ending just need to know which eepi it is

  • @T0mmyPL
    @T0mmyPL 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 my favorite
    'what's long, red and right behind you' :D:D:D

  • @Tideria
    @Tideria 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:48 random fact thats the same dry cleaners set they used on seinfeld

  • @pemo2676
    @pemo2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i swear i dont even recognise ryan when he's playing a character in a sitcom

  • @RafaelSoltren
    @RafaelSoltren 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is this not on cable….. why why why……

  • @sjsawyer
    @sjsawyer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).

  • @Marmanandfriends
    @Marmanandfriends 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    are you some angel whose had there wings hacked off LOL

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that

  • @hockeynut4ever11
    @hockeynut4ever11 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    how come i've never heard of the drew carey show b4