The Pick Up Lines of Ryan Stiles

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2008
  • Ryan Stiles (Lewis Kiniski)'s many attempts at chatting up women in The Drew Carey Show!
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  • @SlowChildrenAtPlay13
    @SlowChildrenAtPlay13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    if he came up to me and said any of those lines i would fall for him because its ryan stiles

  • @KevinRider
    @KevinRider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "i play Lewis on the drew Carey show"
    Ryan to the audience "NO STOP NO LAUGHING "

  • @doow90
    @doow90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Ryan: "So are you a women or... an Angel who's wings have been hacked off by some Sicko?"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines... i am using that one

  • @paesanng
    @paesanng 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Ryan is the best.

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I always liked "So if that leg is Thanksgiving and that leg is Christmas, what do you say to me spending some time between holidays?"

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:25 Drew’s triumphant laughter at the joke made at Ryan’s expense.

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The Original Glen Quagmire.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quagmire actually does have some success though.

    • @forgiveness7959
      @forgiveness7959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A true master hopes that their students go on to be greater then them.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooo, Glen is Suckessful

    • @mikewright7964
      @mikewright7964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well it sucks now. But for awhile the randomness of the humor was pretty appealing.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Look what happens when we stay sober and they get drunk.”
    “Look at that!”

  • @dhuffman690
    @dhuffman690 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "ooh la la, daddy likes"
    oh ryan...

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.

  • @coralreef4184
    @coralreef4184 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    those ladies are turning down the deal of a lifetime

  • @Stormbringer88
    @Stormbringer88 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    For all the fat jokes, Drew made Ryan say the worst pick up lines

  • @teresahenry4171
    @teresahenry4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What's long and red right behind you?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @teresahenry4171
      @teresahenry4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spearminthappenings
    @spearminthappenings 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh goodness, Ryan said, "Daddy" and I nearly fell out of my chair. He's just so amazing. x3

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Where's "So, how'd you like to go back to my place and stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes while I make up excuses?"

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the "As we say in the counseling game, there's no closure with your...clothes on" line lol

    • @infinityinfinityinfi
      @infinityinfinityinfi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkPaladin24
      Oh I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as you made yourself out to be. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CamieRaeShivers
    @CamieRaeShivers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the funniest one was "hey what do u say we bocott our clothes" gets me every time XD

  • @igvu92
    @igvu92 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit

  • @unstepintime
    @unstepintime 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.. Thank you.

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I used to have such a crush on him lol

    • @itsssloth8914
      @itsssloth8914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BlueFlameBird I still do

    • @micaelaroyo4837
      @micaelaroyo4837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Used to?? Oh honey, you've got another thing coming

    • @christinawiesemann1425
      @christinawiesemann1425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still do. He's sexy.

    • @sploosh09
      @sploosh09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i still do, hes so yummy

  • @nook5286
    @nook5286 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In colins voice.. boy Ryan sure does have style... laugh... in his last name.. bigger laugh.. ur welcome

  • @JustinVierling
    @JustinVierling 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV

  • @jillianic
    @jillianic 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!

  • @gardNer899
    @gardNer899 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!

  • @elconejito99
    @elconejito99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i used yo watch this when i was a little kid...man does this bring memories

  • @lnyrny3
    @lnyrny3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wish they would put this back on the tv it beats anything around these days

  • @geling101
    @geling101 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..
    love ryan. ♥♥

  • @MsRuffledfeathers
    @MsRuffledfeathers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'I was once part of the letter "h"'

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nowadays the line about serial killers would probably work.

  • @00PsYcHe00
    @00PsYcHe00  15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i think that is probably the most unique one of the lot! made me laugh the most!

  • @madifatti2x4
    @madifatti2x4 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I forgot how much I love the Drew Carey Show :)

  • @wesj1989
    @wesj1989 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Kissing is just putting your lips on the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines". LOL!!! I've never forgot that line!

  • @KatalinaKristina
    @KatalinaKristina 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles

  • @mikeschreiber9601
    @mikeschreiber9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey, I've got cable." Unlikely to work in the mid-'90's but now we have "Netflix and chill."

  • @sisifromthefuture
    @sisifromthefuture 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."
    "'Cause we're magically delicious!"

  • @communiqation
    @communiqation 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I play Louis on the Drew Carey show.
    God I love Colin.

  • @wreckerman13
    @wreckerman13 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch these clips all day long, hahahahaha

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    AWW hell yeah man! thanks!!! LOL!! I think im going to torrent the series now!

  • @fifi298
    @fifi298 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "so are you a woman or an angel whose wings have been hacked off by some sicko..."
    Freaking priceless! Love Ryan Stiles... so hot!

  • @thewrongperson676
    @thewrongperson676 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a great ending scene for this clip!

  • @YouSuckNoJutsu
    @YouSuckNoJutsu 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW!

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, how I love Colin Mochrie. He makes a mockery of life in the best of ways.

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ryan's so cute I think I wouldn't of cared for the pick up lines

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"
    Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"
    Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • @HarvesterOfEyes91
    @HarvesterOfEyes91 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmfao loved the ending !!!

  • @edomazo4293
    @edomazo4293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    - I am - thank God- a lesbian = I love that line xd

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate that line

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edo mazo Whose line was it anyway?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloom HD Tasha Yar's

  • @PANiCitsGRACE
    @PANiCitsGRACE 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wouldnt reject any of Ryan's lines. ;D

  • @pavester4
    @pavester4 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Exactly what I was thinking. He's like Barry Stinson haha

  • @ForgottenNetwork
    @ForgottenNetwork 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loved the ending!

  • @andrewrchooven1996
    @andrewrchooven1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan Stiles is the best

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ~ I love Ryan so much.

  • @philipthomson7460
    @philipthomson7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:18 The look she gives him! 😂😂

  • @muslehzaini
    @muslehzaini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    barney stinson is that your dad?

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No his father is bob barker lol.

  • @Minecraftaholic99
    @Minecraftaholic99 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the serial killer part killed me

  • @AnimeLuver2597
    @AnimeLuver2597 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As long as it's Ryan, I would fall for any of those lines :P

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That serial killer talk would have worked on me

  • @krusader85
    @krusader85 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan is so cool

  • @tracksabbath29
    @tracksabbath29 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video

  • @Shadowdreamer4
    @Shadowdreamer4 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last one was the best xD

  • @sangtujoh
    @sangtujoh 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    the "water goddess" line is the best!

  • @Torgo224
    @Torgo224 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story of my life right here

  • @Theakker3B
    @Theakker3B 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, I remember TBS Superstation! I never see this show on syndication. Too bad.

  • @ThefrypodiPod
    @ThefrypodiPod 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just finished watching the Drew Carey Show series in less than two weeks

    • @lizzstefanik634
      @lizzstefanik634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I buy the entire series???

  • @JackRabbitSlim
    @JackRabbitSlim 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.

  • @BroadwayMistress
    @BroadwayMistress 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one was the perfect ending.

  • @flaekon
    @flaekon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd be like: "whatever you say, I'm yours!"

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls

  • @kalebpost20
    @kalebpost20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce

    • @gracesewell8961
      @gracesewell8961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes!!! omg but he needs more liquor.

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    that makes colin's so much funnier now that I know what type of character lewis is

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @joyceksl your welcome. sorry! i'll try and find the full episode :)

  • @joyceksl
    @joyceksl 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)

  • @vengeancebyvenom9033
    @vengeancebyvenom9033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that show called the Drew Carey Show? i would watch the hell outta that. I love Stiles!

  • @samadamson2194
    @samadamson2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So where EXACTLY do you live? 😂😂😂

  • @indywolf1
    @indywolf1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I read a lot of books about serial killers."

  • @myshoesrockyoursocks
    @myshoesrockyoursocks 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO XD I love Lewis XD

  • @mafrek
    @mafrek 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the serial killer one

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that

  • @kingofkards91
    @kingofkards91 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's on youtube, but I don't remember where exactly, look in my subscriptions or favorites. It's in there somewhere.

  • @mightilyoats2729
    @mightilyoats2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.

  • @mart2746
    @mart2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ladies, you just thought you heard all the worst pick up lines until you discovered Lewis from the Drew Carey Show.

  • @skippercj28
    @skippercj28 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao now i know why colin says that

  • @ellis51773
    @ellis51773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the intestine thing is something you can never, ever unhear.

  • @T0mmyPL
    @T0mmyPL 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 my favorite
    'what's long, red and right behind you' :D:D:D

  • @sjsawyer
    @sjsawyer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).

  • @Marmanandfriends
    @Marmanandfriends 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    are you some angel whose had there wings hacked off LOL

  • @Qermaq
    @Qermaq 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lewis is Everyman.
    Especially me.

  • @amandasmith7314
    @amandasmith7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These days someone could say they read a lot about serial killers and the girl would say OMG ME TOO 😂

  • @corwinfreak19
    @corwinfreak19 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha ryans face in that last scene with colin is gold! lol does anybody know what episode that was from?

  • @budprepper3811
    @budprepper3811 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    smooooth operator

  • @Caitlina123
    @Caitlina123 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I.Love.Him:-)

  • @MichaelBlaneWalker
    @MichaelBlaneWalker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I once kissed Captain Hair…”

  • @Chortleclips
    @Chortleclips 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "so where exactly do you live?" lol!

  • @TooBigToHide
    @TooBigToHide 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:40 The start of Bioshock....

  • @cryofist
    @cryofist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what episode is the 3:01 clip from?

  • @christylove13
    @christylove13 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @mathill I find him extremely attractive.

  • @mariarosemarie
    @mariarosemarie 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha his face at 7:00.

  • @fuscinula
    @fuscinula 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 made me laugh out loud.