@Harrison Odette no no no wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy worse
**punches president in face and immediately gets tackled by 8 secret service agents, screaming how she will sue the executive branch of the united states
"We helped police take down a dangerous criminal during 4th of July celebrations in DC. Details are still classified because of national security, so i can't talk about it."
Civilian: WHOA, dude how’d u get that scar? Soldier: I was attacked by a wild Karen Civilian: How do u survive? Soldier: My platoon Sargent back talked
Too many families allow predators to get away with shit just because they're family. I have the privilege of never having that happen to me. I see how traumatizing it is for the folks that this did happen to.
My dad is _that_ guy. He helped and defended and even lied for his son (my half-brother who is dead to me) despite the atrocities he committed. These are including, but not limited to: girlfriend, wife, and child abuse, child neglect, hardcore drug abuse and creation, forcing drugs on his girlfriend until she was addicted, abusing and neglecting a dog to the point where 5 of 7 of just pups died, AND assaulting my Mom and burning my baby sister's face with a clothes iron. Yet, to this day, he encourages us (the family he abandoned and failed to pay child support to) to talk to the man or even feel bad about him while he's in prison... which will be a while since he's got a life sentence. Sometimes, the enablers almost as bad, or as bad, as the perpetrators themselves.
I had it happen and it is so fucked. The type of people that marry them are either excusers or they deny it even happened. My molesters Mommy (unfortunately she is also mine) still protects him. He went to jail for molesting a neighbor but Mom wouldn't let me tell, she was abusive too. Nothing could taint her reputation.
You'd better believe it's traumatizing. Mom was raped by her own mother repeatedly when she was a child. Messed her up, though you wouldn't think it when you look at how unimaginably _awesome_ she is today. I'm pretty sure her dad didn't know until she told him later in life, though iirc, the way he looked sort of looked like he'd been suspecting it.
Angelica Adams I would punch the dad for being a giant flaming turd, and strangle the half-brother because he is a terrible human being who abused his SO, (half-)siblings, caused SEVERE BODILY HARM TO ONE, psychological harm to the rest, AND FUCKING LET PUPPIES DIE.
A scrawny guy enters a recruitment office: "I want to apply for the USMC!" "Are you sure about that?!?" "I was married to an Entitled Karen for 5 years and..." "WELCOME ABOARD MARINE!"
It says here you're required to go through two weeks of vigorous training, but considering your background story, you're trained and ready for deployment
I only know one person irl called Karen and she is a Teaching Assistant at my school and is really funny and nice and looks nothing like the typical Karen and her and her kids are all vaccinated and very athletic. I got lucky in the Karen Casino
I can confirm this. On both ends. Well, maybe not a metal pole, but rattan is a solid core bamboo and I can confirm it hurts a b**** even in decent armor.
I just wanna say that I think it's complete bullsh*t that kids can get hurt so easily and cry because I've met so many kids that are like "look I can ram my head into this wall and I'm fine" but the one time some one else hurts them they are just completely destroyed
I don't have any armor and I ran into a tree, no pain since I healed myself so quick in a split second..... after the injury was made. It can all work for any amount of injuries........
*sees soldier with scar* Where you in combat situation?! Soldier: Worse. I was in a Karen situation. *awards purple heart* And yet you live to tell the tale. You Sir, are a hero.
I remember one story where OP grew up being severely beaten and nearly murdered by their mom on a regular basis only for their one supportive family member to say years later "I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding." I think it was pro revenge story because I remember the story ending with OP informing the cops when the mom returned to the country so she could be arrested and they learned that she got out in the first place because the aunt let her use her passport. I know OP loves that aunt and they feel bad for getting her into trouble, but being a nice person does not erase the fact that she put her sisters feelings over the child said sister tried to kill over and over.
@@mitchchranofsky5658 maybe he doesn't do that because a puppy shouldn't be neglected and needs attention (something you probably never had from your parents )you heartless bastard?
Other soldier: hey man which battle did you get the scar from. Anotherguy: the battle of the capitol. Other soldier: a battle on American soil? I didn’t hear about this. Who was the enemy? Anotherguy: (mumbling) I got hit by a Karen... Other soldier: A what? Anotherguy: I...sis! Isis.
In the Netherlands we have a former bank CEO who is called Rijkman Groenink. Rijkman means rich man in Dutch. He loaded himself up with bonuses after the 2008 crash whilst the bank he led (ABN-AMRO) had to be taken over by the government in order to rescue it.
Hey now. You don't insult the battle of the Karen. That was a tough fight but our soldiers pulled through with only one wounded. I salute our soldiers for winning that battle.
Stranger: “How did you get that scar on your brow?” Soldier: “A Karen pushed me over.” Stranger: “How’d yo get that scar on your leg?” Dad: “I slipped on a baby blanket.” I think my dad’s experience might be a taaaad more embarrassing.
I mean... it could be a baby blanket that was slippery because it laid on the blood-covered floor of an old factory building, where your dad single-handedly took down a terrorist organisation that poisoned baby blankets. As your dad, covered with the blood of his enemies, said in a dark tone: "Another boring afternoon ends...", he went to leave and slipped on a blanket and involuntarily got into a superhero-pose, with one knee on the ground and a fist raised.
@@MascaraMorada After you sprinted through the whole of the African deserts, from Senegal to Somalia, to save your children from pirates, who captured them during your holiday, your legs only gave out because of three tranquilizer darts that still stuck in them. But at that point you were already back at the airport, only ten hours later, carrying your lovely children on your shoulders, on the way home. You only noticed the darts because the flight-safety officers pointed them out and your brain suddenly became aware of them. They gave you the brace. An artist in the crowd saw you kneeling, pulling the darts out of your leg - still all your children on your shoulders - and got inspired to create a life-sized statue of you. It now stands in the capital of Senegal and inspires everyone who sees it to fight for all that is right. You became a symbol for all of the oppressed African population to rise against Warlords and Pirates. Sagas are told about you and a new generation grows up in the shine of your heroism.
@lazycatlux... Are you... You... You are still true to your oath to never tell a single word about your adventures in Farnia?! You are still trying to protect them, save them from our world... I can not believe it... Such bravery untold! **sniff** You sir, are the bravest, most humble of them all! **weep**
I’m suing the company that makes these guns because I shot my child and he died because the bullet wound caused him to get measles because I believe that vaccines makes kids autistic. I am a proud anti vaxx mom of 4, (it used to be 5, but little Timmy passed away when he was 3)
Damn. Private Anotherguy signs up for an infantry unit with possibility to be deployed to a war zone but instead takes a knockdown from EM. Respect for that guy
A Karen is a loud creature, to be sure, but even I, a simple man, a civilian, understand the raw power that is an NCO's yelling voice. It is not a thing to be invoked lightly, for while the results are glorious, I, a simple man, understand that the NCO War Cry is the first sign of the Great One's return.
Stranger : how did you get that scare? Did you battle a terrorist? Soldier : Far worse, I faced an entitled Karen! Stranger : Wow you are lucky your still be alive😲
A wild Karen appeared. Sergeant Guyincharge I choose you! Karen used whining. It's not very effective. Sergeant Guyincharge used STOP! It's super effective! Karen fainted. +420 xp
Person: How did you get that scar? Soldier: Well... (Flashback - *gets pushed down*)... ambush on deployment, shrapnel hit. Person: wow, you must’ve been real brave! Soldier: Mmhmm, i’m a real tough soldier.
I just want to say thank you to all the folks in TOG... they've served my family at every funeral I go to at Arlington Cemetery. Thank you for your service.
I feel bad for Anotherguy. Imagine in a conversation and someone new is like, 'oh, how'd you get that eyebrow scar.. And chipped tooth?' 'Oh, nothing much, entitled parent.. Screaming.. Yelling.. You know, the usual.' 'Ohhh...'
Abuse either emotional, physical, or sexual is not something you just "get over" as anyone with any kind of brains would know. Even if you manage to survive and build a life its effects are permanent and will last the rest of of your life. I'm sorry but I just have to say I am EXTREMELY sceptical about "cure" for perpetrators of sexual assault. Being married proves nothing because there more than a few married men who are sitting in jail guilty of this very heinous crime. The mother and boyfriend were quite justified not letting this slime anywhere near their child!!! (Taking a deep breath) Good job as usual rslash:) That last story was quite entertaining. Happy Monday to you and your puppy.
*screechy entitled mother voice* MY son is a MUCH BETTER boy than your son. He gets straight A's. He always dresses perfectly. He ALWAYS respects his Mommy and Daddy. He's the star of the football team AND the President of his class. HE deserves your channel more.
What if naruto was there and ill do a story : *a few hours later* Karen:ugh why wont you redress into something else Naruto:shadow clone jutsu:1000 slap style
Ark I realize the literal definition. I was trying to say that I don’t consider you family just because we are related. My friends and boyfriend are who I consider family. I can count on them to be there more than I ever could my actual family.
@@ayumalani5631 Freedom fired from that 128mm Rhinemettal smoothbore cannon, or instant freedom through atomic disintegration? Which is more appealing?
@Jacqueline Crone i salute you sir you are a legend for saying that becouse every time i say it they call me "Anti army" or a traitor to my fatherland etc...
@Lord Farquaad excuse me?? " Don't give them any more respect than anyone else who gets paid for doing their job"? Our military goes out and put their fucking lives on the line so we can sit at home, lay in bed at 1am and watch TH-cam or whatever without fear of enemy forces roaming around the US of A. My family served, and so has my fiance's. They do deserve more respect than your average everyday McDonald's or Walmart worker, because your average everyday employee doesn't go out to foreign countries and put their lives on the line to protect plus and defend our freedoms, now do they? So big difference in the respect factor.
Jen Weaver A common enough mistake from people with no military contact or experience . I take it in spirit of the intent and forgive hiccups in the execution. Hilarious story. Knew it would end badly for her. Lol keep up the good work
Karen: OMG YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN REAL SOLDIERS!!! the soldier leader or watever he's called: *STOP!* Karen: *thinks * nope definitely a real soldier
@@LarryMoonlink3892 If a Karen encountered you, she'd be talking to a civilian, so all those medals wouldn't belong to you and that machine gun would be stolen.
@@LarryMoonlink3892 If I saw you in real life, I would laugh in your face. The Army also calls 'ground troopers' grunts. You would have been more believable if you had said you still had your uniform and medals only, *because you don't get to keep any weapons issued to you in the US Military.* And the nail in the coffin is that Larry Cullen died in 2011. You aren't Larry Cullen. You are so full of shit.
"So at the time my son is nearing his first birthday and i get a phone call from EA." *There will be no more lootboxes.* And then suddenly woke up. And depression kicks in as i knew it was a dream.
@@ReJeoL wtf bro, what did I do to offend you , I just said with a sad face that people are not getting your joke because there are not much gamers around which is sad for me, which fucking means that your comments should have gotten more likes than it currently has!!!
Soldier:how’d u get that cool scar on your eyebrow, were you in a fight with knives?! Soldier: no... I.. was attacked by... A Karen. Other soldier: omg thats way worse.
"Oh cool how you get that scar" "A whale nearly flattened my and metal weapons flew around and almost stabbe me in the eye while on of her children got hit by the weapons she went balistic and i had to call for backup as i couldnt handle it alone but she is now ou prisoner for attacking the state and various other crimes she commited while being a soviet spy"
My _precious_ little angel is such a big fan of you. He watches all of your videos, which is special because he only gets to watch TH-cam when he has very good grades. I was thinking, since he has put so much work into this channel, it would be ok if you let him monetize your content. Your an adult and dont need to have a TH-cam channel anyway, so it wont be a problem.
No, because *my* precious little angel is a BIGGER fan than your son and he probably has better grades so that's why I think that my son should have the youtube channel.
That’s very sweet of you all to say that, but clearly MY child is far more deserving of the channel and nothing you say will ever change that because I’M so clearly in the right!!! 😁 Gotta love it when snowflakes like that make themselves stupid in the eyes of society. 😊
Well, clearly your kids arent that smart if they have your genes, because I never said we wanted to have the channel. My precious one only wants to monetize it. Clearly they are the least selfish and so deserve it most.
It was really nice that you put in the "next story is from" helps a lot when just listening to the video! Keep it up! These are awesome to listen to ^_^
The day (insert date) will go down the history book as a infamous and dark day as entitle Karen have engaged in an offenseive Force against U.S troop. There was metal flying all around the sky as it deliberately heavily injured our troop, the enemy wouldn’t even spear the chrildren as they scream in pain of their torn and missing limp. This is a shame and a scar to our nation. And a clear cue that our nation‘s power is officially being challenged against. This day will go down as a sad day, but also will be the day we say no more to the harassment and bullying brought to us by entitled Karen. We, the United state of America declare this a national emergency and a official declaration of war against the nation of entitledKaren!
@@mr.nobody68 you are half right. MARINES don't rate to be called soldiers...simply because we aren't downgrading quality. Anyone can be a soldier, it even says so in their recruiting videos.. Only a handful can become Marines
Person: She who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. Karen: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *Greenhouse shatters* Person: Welp. Didn't see that coming. O_O Karen: HOW DARE YOU DAMAGE MY GREENHOUSE?! Person: Um... we're not even in your neighbourhood...
That be very interesting, a military worker in the WWE wrestling ring about to wrestle a Karen, grunt! *I am a retired Captain of the US Marine Corps and I know that the Marines would call the ground troops grunts*
Where are the puppy bloopers?! You clearly don't appreciate Yugo. You should give him to me. I'm friends with the manager of TH-cam and will have you fired for not loving your dog enough.
WHO WINS:
Entitled mommy VS Army Sergeant
Place your bets here before you watch the video!
Army sergeant
AS
Army Sergent
Definitely the mom
Military wins
EDIT: Just watched the fight, this is fairly accurate for TOG, gotta love em!
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"A Karen assaulted me and I only got a chipped tooth."
"R-right this way, sir!"
Underatee fomment
Class comment xD
lol
@@19th_sam17 haha
MHCP001 Yui It’s name is the Under 301 Club.
Person: Did you get that scar from a terrorist or something?
Soldier: Yes. A Karen.
Person: That's worse.
@Harrison Odette no no no wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy worse
Yes, a Karen is worse than a terrorist.
@Mohammed Boutharouit Actually let me rephrase that, they are the worst kind of terrorist.
Reaper 007 this is so underrated
@@kawaii6276 indeed
Next episode:
*Entitled Mom punches the president in the face because he didn’t let her kids play with the nuclear weapons*
and she was sentenced to jail for a long time
The next next episode
Karen gets shot in the face because she is abusing her children
@@violetlikescarrots515 Another episode:
Karen gets shot and died from exsanguination because she let her child play with her guns unsupervised.
**punches president in face and immediately gets tackled by 8 secret service agents, screaming how she will sue the executive branch of the united states
considering who the president of the united states is, he would probably let the kids play with the nuclear weapons.
"Did you get that scar in a battle with a terrorist?"
"Yes."
Person how did you get that scar?
Army guy I got attacked by a wild Karen.
Person oh thanks for you're sacrifice for you're manager.
Karen’s should be shot on sight.
@@xsailor85 yeah, kids be taken to better families, husbandos get psychological help
@@xsailor85 yes
"We helped police take down a dangerous criminal during 4th of July celebrations in DC. Details are still classified because of national security, so i can't talk about it."
11:34
Kid: Oh you were a soilder! How did you get that scar? Did you fight a terrorist?
Sergeant: *Well* *yes,* *but* *actualy* *no*
Nah, the sergeant was fine. The guy who got injured was a corporal at most (probably a private).
"Well, her stupidity was pretty terrifying."
@@silverblade357 ta-ta tiss
The use of violence or threat of violence to achieve a goal.... wait a minute, the EM is a terrorist! Guantanamo Bay you go.
*Is this an original meme? Yes, but Actually no* (the meme is original I just wanted to make a joke)
Soldier: I fear no man
Soldier: But that thing...
*Entitled Karen*
Soldier: It scares me.
lol, heavy reference.
*karen goes over to tachanka
Karen: I fear NO MAN
tachanka: How about gods?
edit: IK IK, its not original. lol
Looks at karen*
Jesus christ its a fucked up jason bourne
Its heavy, not Soldier...
Jack Ball, this comment deserves 10000000000000000 likes
Dr. K *Thanks!*
The mom believed that she would win against the army sergeant
But not us...
NOT US!!!
*NOT US!!!!!!*
DAMN RIGHT, NOT US!!!!!!!!
Not us
*Never us*
Civilian: WHOA, dude how’d u get that scar?
Soldier: I was attacked by a wild Karen
Civilian: How do u survive?
Soldier: My platoon Sargent back talked
*Sergeant
@Anime Chat, thx for the help 👍
Civilian: Praise your sergeant
@@khrohn903 i like how u just say thanks for thhe help and still keep the word that way lol
@W.D Gaster, Ha lel 🤣🤣🤣
EP: *purposely causes child emotional distress*
"YoU mAdE mY cHiLd CrY!!!!"
IVAN shows up EP punch him in face.
missile trucks and Russian songs start playing.
pulls out radio
EP: f*** this s*** im out
*oof 100*
EP logic
That's like
**Pulls out a gun and shoots child**
lOoK wHaT uVe dOnE
Why do Entitled parents blame other people for making their children cry when the Entitled Parents caused their children to cry????....
This scar ain't from no war but it was a battle plenty. I faced.....An entitled mom.
*scared shivers from audience*
*_shivers_*
*_shivers_*
*oh fuck*
*everyone shits in unison*
This guy is lying, entitled moms dont exist, my mom told me so.
Too many families allow predators to get away with shit just because they're family. I have the privilege of never having that happen to me. I see how traumatizing it is for the folks that this did happen to.
Deanna Jackson Exactly oh and wow your hair is amazing on your profile pic.
My dad is _that_ guy. He helped and defended and even lied for his son (my half-brother who is dead to me) despite the atrocities he committed. These are including, but not limited to: girlfriend, wife, and child abuse, child neglect, hardcore drug abuse and creation, forcing drugs on his girlfriend until she was addicted, abusing and neglecting a dog to the point where 5 of 7 of just pups died, AND assaulting my Mom and burning my baby sister's face with a clothes iron.
Yet, to this day, he encourages us (the family he abandoned and failed to pay child support to) to talk to the man or even feel bad about him while he's in prison... which will be a while since he's got a life sentence.
Sometimes, the enablers almost as bad, or as bad, as the perpetrators themselves.
I had it happen and it is so fucked. The type of people that marry them are either excusers or they deny it even happened.
My molesters Mommy (unfortunately she is also mine) still protects him.
He went to jail for molesting a neighbor but Mom wouldn't let me tell, she was abusive too. Nothing could taint her reputation.
You'd better believe it's traumatizing. Mom was raped by her own mother repeatedly when she was a child. Messed her up, though you wouldn't think it when you look at how unimaginably _awesome_ she is today. I'm pretty sure her dad didn't know until she told him later in life, though iirc, the way he looked sort of looked like he'd been suspecting it.
Angelica Adams
I would punch the dad for being a giant flaming turd, and strangle the half-brother because he is a terrible human being who abused his SO, (half-)siblings, caused SEVERE BODILY HARM TO ONE, psychological harm to the rest, AND FUCKING LET PUPPIES DIE.
A scrawny guy enters a recruitment office:
"I want to apply for the USMC!"
"Are you sure about that?!?"
"I was married to an Entitled Karen for 5 years and..."
"WELCOME ABOARD MARINE!"
It says here you're required to go through two weeks of vigorous training, but considering your background story, you're trained and ready for deployment
nils920 my mum is a Karen... my dad stayed married with her for 23 years, he deserves a fucking award
I only know one person irl called Karen and she is a Teaching Assistant at my school and is really funny and nice and looks nothing like the typical Karen and her and her kids are all vaccinated and very athletic. I got lucky in the Karen Casino
it you can survive a karen as a wife you can handle almost anything.
@@watchingthebees No, he deserves to be an O-10 General of the USMC!
*metal pole hits guy in the face*
Guy: ow
*metal pole hits kid’s leg*
Kid: wails like he lost a limb
I can confirm this. On both ends. Well, maybe not a metal pole, but rattan is a solid core bamboo and I can confirm it hurts a b**** even in decent armor.
I just wanna say that I think it's complete bullsh*t that kids can get hurt so easily and cry because I've met so many kids that are like "look I can ram my head into this wall and I'm fine" but the one time some one else hurts them they are just completely destroyed
The kid's response is likely
1. Learned by example, his mom is a Karen.
2. A stress response to the whole situation.
3. An attempt at distraction.
I don't have any armor and I ran into a tree, no pain since I healed myself so quick in a split second..... after the injury was made. It can all work for any amount of injuries........
Stay away from HowToBasic!
*sees soldier with scar* Where you in combat situation?!
Soldier: Worse. I was in a Karen situation.
*awards purple heart* And yet you live to tell the tale. You Sir, are a hero.
True
True
True
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cleverly Blonde lol
Meanwhile in soviet Russia...
“Let me speak to your manager!”
“Of course ma’am”
Pulls out ak47
Please don’t send me to the gulag! 🙏
Thank you mr. Stalin!
@Liam Basila oh no my soviet flag is ruined, please don't take me to gulag!!!
I thought that was american schools
Soviet anthems plays
*stabs someone*
“Why would you do this?!”
“Dont dwell on the past”
Vsauce: did the past really happen?
I remember one story where OP grew up being severely beaten and nearly murdered by their mom on a regular basis only for their one supportive family member to say years later "I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding." I think it was pro revenge story because I remember the story ending with OP informing the cops when the mom returned to the country so she could be arrested and they learned that she got out in the first place because the aunt let her use her passport. I know OP loves that aunt and they feel bad for getting her into trouble, but being a nice person does not erase the fact that she put her sisters feelings over the child said sister tried to kill over and over.
"Just a prank bro"
“Yeah Karen I’ll be sure to do that AFTER YOU FUCKING STABBED ME”
No puppy bloopers come on yugo do your job or I'll sue you and have you fired
YEAH ME TOO!
Isn't it Hugo?
Yeah!! yo had 1 job pup 1 job c'mon
@@mitchchranofsky5658 maybe he doesn't do that because a puppy shouldn't be neglected and needs attention (something you probably never had from your parents )you heartless bastard?
@@mitchchranofsky5658 I bet you're a fun person
Other soldier:bro remember that time you got beat up by a Karen
Soldier: shush
yea private anotherguy
Other soldier: hey man which battle did you get the scar from.
Anotherguy: the battle of the capitol.
Other soldier: a battle on American soil? I didn’t hear about this. Who was the enemy?
Anotherguy: (mumbling) I got hit by a Karen...
Other soldier: A what?
Anotherguy: I...sis! Isis.
SSSNIPER FOX 100 LIKES BITCH
"In my defense... I was ambushed with unfair guerilla tactics"
When he said that “an entitled mother tries to take on the US. Military” I pictured a Karen screaming and then just explodes
Christian Tremmel With or without the vest.
I thought that the Army Sergeant just like shot the Entitled Mom and not just blew up her..
That's some perfect imagery
Oh yes
“A-10 air strike successful. Target eliminated.”
Sgt. First Class Guyincharge
A man with a name like that was born to lead.
His rookie years were a pain though
Definitely the beginning of an origin story. SERGEANT, GET DOWN!
NOOO, PVT MARTYR!
lmao! gotta say i like that response.
In the Netherlands we have a former bank CEO who is called Rijkman Groenink. Rijkman means rich man in Dutch. He loaded himself up with bonuses after the 2008 crash whilst the bank he led (ABN-AMRO) had to be taken over by the government in order to rescue it.
**Aye aye intensifies**
Hey now. You don't insult the battle of the Karen. That was a tough fight but our soldiers pulled through with only one wounded. I salute our soldiers for winning that battle.
COOLL TAZMAN im saluting right now
*_salute_*
Salutes
Could you imagen if they were the Australian army? Now that would be interesting.
*Salutes in Soldier*
"How'd you get that scar?"
"I survived a Karen."
Should have called her "Hurricane Karen" LOL
Lightpaws Hird that is probably the best thing ever
crimsonbehemoth
“S@&£ that must of been intense”
“I know, I survived and this scar is my only reminder of her ugly face”
Need that on a T-shirt.
Honestly, if I met a solider who had helped take down a Karen, I would thank him profusely for his service to humanity.
More like the universe
Ah yes solider
AMEN
Carefully he's a hero.
Beers
Stranger: “How did you get that scar on your brow?”
Soldier: “A Karen pushed me over.”
Stranger: “How’d yo get that scar on your leg?”
Dad: “I slipped on a baby blanket.”
I think my dad’s experience might be a taaaad more embarrassing.
I mean... it could be a baby blanket that was slippery because it laid on the blood-covered floor of an old factory building, where your dad single-handedly took down a terrorist organisation that poisoned baby blankets. As your dad, covered with the blood of his enemies, said in a dark tone: "Another boring afternoon ends...", he went to leave and slipped on a blanket and involuntarily got into a superhero-pose, with one knee on the ground and a fist raised.
@@GLITCH_-.- and you just made it sound awsome
@@GLITCH_-.- my weekend was:
"Whoa how did you get that?" (Referring to my brace)
"I fell"
"How?"
"My leg gave out on me as I was walking"
@@MascaraMorada After you sprinted through the whole of the African deserts, from Senegal to Somalia, to save your children from pirates, who captured them during your holiday, your legs only gave out because of three tranquilizer darts that still stuck in them. But at that point you were already back at the airport, only ten hours later, carrying your lovely children on your shoulders, on the way home. You only noticed the darts because the flight-safety officers pointed them out and your brain suddenly became aware of them. They gave you the brace.
An artist in the crowd saw you kneeling, pulling the darts out of your leg - still all your children on your shoulders - and got inspired to create a life-sized statue of you. It now stands in the capital of Senegal and inspires everyone who sees it to fight for all that is right. You became a symbol for all of the oppressed African population to rise against Warlords and Pirates. Sagas are told about you and a new generation grows up in the shine of your heroism.
@lazycatlux... Are you... You... You are still true to your oath to never tell a single word about your adventures in Farnia?! You are still trying to protect them, save them from our world... I can not believe it... Such bravery untold! **sniff**
You sir, are the bravest, most humble of them all! **weep**
*if the toddler drowned*
Em: *”IM SUEING”*
I’m suing the company that makes these guns because I shot my child and he died because the bullet wound caused him to get measles because I believe that vaccines makes kids autistic. I am a proud anti vaxx mom of 4, (it used to be 5, but little Timmy passed away when he was 3)
*YOU RUINED MY CHILD’S DAY! UGH!*
This makes. E think of persona 5
@@parkerl4811 Is little Timmy the one that was shot then?
@Smokw I'm suing my toilet because it keeps stealing all of my shit.
Damn. Private Anotherguy signs up for an infantry unit with possibility to be deployed to a war zone but instead takes a knockdown from EM. Respect for that guy
Plot-twist: It was actually a "infantery"-unit and he was watching other people toddlers all day long.
*_F to Anotherguy_*
@@Xgm. F
Mission passed: respect+
Fs to anotherguy
Karen:hurts a army guy
Sargent Guyincharge: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
Destruction wasn’t even an option
Annihilation was a choice.
Nuclear was what he choose
@@insertcreativenamehere242 those 3 things are the same thing lmao
@@insertcreativenamehere242 once the nuke explodes**
Ok stalin gave me permission to send the mega nuke get ready bois.
Agreed, and it's spelled “Sergeant”
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOLESTER IS NOT ALLOWED AROUND YOUR SON"
Let me just start my recording app real quick...
hahaha I get it
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN A MOLESTER CANT GO NEXT TO THE VICTIM OF THEM?!?!”
i feel bad cause as soon as nco said "STOP", I immediately followed it up with "YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!!!"
Not inaccurate. Appropriate meme is appropriate.
Stop! You've violated my mother!
*sobs, rolling on the floor laughing*
Michael Pittman i see that ur a man of culture as well 😏😏
scratch that... EVERYBODY who're in here are people of culture!!!
Hey guys! u/HomelesssNinja here! I'm glad you found and enjoyed my story! Great to see it here on the channel!!!!
Another piece of the puzzle I need to finally figure out who you are! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Sorry you had to go through this man
Yo, props to your PSG for not going completely apeshit on that Karen even though she deserved it. I salute you and your comrades.
Sorry you had to deal with that Karen, sir.
Respect from Sweden!
I imagine the hubby and kids went home and had a party to celebrate their freedom.
I know I sure would right after I call the divorce lawyer👌
I was expecting a screaming Match to be honest, but then I realized that you just... can't face a Sgt in something like that. They automatically win.
Or any other rank for that matter
HOO RAH
USERNAME456 not necessarily any other rank a company first sergeant is basically bred to yell normal privates not so much
A Karen is a loud creature, to be sure, but even I, a simple man, a civilian, understand the raw power that is an NCO's yelling voice. It is not a thing to be invoked lightly, for while the results are glorious, I, a simple man, understand that the NCO War Cry is the first sign of the Great One's return.
They basically get paid to yell the attitude out of people who are the shortest step down from a convicted felon.
Stranger : how did you get that scare? Did you battle a terrorist?
Soldier : Far worse, I faced an entitled Karen!
Stranger : Wow you are lucky your still be alive😲
😂
Tristan Auwelaers You’re*
Tristan Auwelaers Still hilarious nonetheless. Here’s a like
🤣😂
She wanted to speak to my Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager's Manager
A wild Karen appeared.
Sergeant Guyincharge I choose you!
Karen used whining.
It's not very effective.
Sergeant Guyincharge used STOP!
It's super effective!
Karen fainted.
+420 xp
LOL! What are you going to teach your newly caught Karen? Or you just going to transfer it to Dr. Oak?
@@TisOnlyAScratch I'll stuff it in my PC, so other trainers don't have to encounter her XD
Jami Miller Dr. Oak? Dr. Phil!
@@laurenjohnsen Dr Oak is a main supporting character on pokemon who gave Ash his first pokemon.
Jami Miller bro Dr. Phil is funnier because he is like a mental help
Person: How did you get that scar?
Soldier: Well... (Flashback - *gets pushed down*)... ambush on deployment, shrapnel hit.
Person: wow, you must’ve been real brave!
Soldier: Mmhmm, i’m a real tough soldier.
"Don't worry, M has his own kid now. He won't try to abuse your kid"
Anym M is a smart man
@@daddy8884yknow especially with your name that's a big OOF
@@AnymMusic indeed
Lmao that’s fucked up but he’d probably just abuse them both tbh :/
@@ivytaylor1494 or he grapes them and ducks his wife and then at some point it's a Esome
I just want to say thank you to all the folks in TOG... they've served my family at every funeral I go to at Arlington Cemetery. Thank you for your service.
I feel bad for Anotherguy. Imagine in a conversation and someone new is like, 'oh, how'd you get that eyebrow scar.. And chipped tooth?'
'Oh, nothing much, entitled parent.. Screaming.. Yelling.. You know, the usual.'
'Ohhh...'
Entitled Mother: (does what an entitled mom would do)
Non-Entitled Mother Of Entitled Mother: *(Y) Shame*
Y
Y
Y
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Abuse either emotional, physical, or sexual is not something you just "get over" as anyone with any kind of brains would know. Even if you manage to survive and build a life its effects are permanent and will last the rest of of your life. I'm sorry but I just have to say I am EXTREMELY sceptical about "cure" for perpetrators of sexual assault. Being married proves nothing because there more than a few married men who are sitting in jail guilty of this very heinous crime. The mother and boyfriend were quite justified not letting this slime anywhere near their child!!!
(Taking a deep breath) Good job as usual rslash:) That last story was quite entertaining. Happy Monday to you and your puppy.
It’s similar to saying “Stop being sad!” To someone with depression. It doesn’t help and if anything makes it’s worse
omg you assaulted my faimily go and experience jail disease
Of course that was a joke
Elisa Castro I know that but to me it’s offensive that you would even say that. If I could stop, I would.
@Elisa Castro so Depression Gatekeeping is now a thing?
What's the criteria for real depression? Artery sliced with a butter knife?
@Elisa Castro You have no idea what you're talking about.
*My son is a good boy and part of the notification squad give him your channel or I'll sue you..*
Lol
*screechy entitled mother voice* MY son is a MUCH BETTER boy than your son. He gets straight A's. He always dresses perfectly. He ALWAYS respects his Mommy and Daddy. He's the star of the football team AND the President of his class. HE deserves your channel more.
Lol
I've watched so many of his videos I read this in that iconic voice without even trying to
@@ketchuptresh6380 lol same
rSlash: I won't swear so i can't get demonetized
Demonetization: Hold my beer
Someone changed the likes from 69 to 70,
*_jerk_*
@@richmandudyt I changed your likes from 3 to 4. Who's the asshole now.
TH-cam: *did you just disrespect whamen*
Browning .308 *y u bully me?*
@@WWII25 I changed from 1to 2
S:I Fear No Man
*Points To Karen*
S:But That Thing.
S: Ya That Don’t Scare Me Either.
Most of the time a karen isnt a man
Casually slaps Karen
What if naruto was there and ill do a story : *a few hours later*
Karen:ugh why wont you redress into something else
Naruto:shadow clone jutsu:1000 slap style
i laughed out loud at "Sargent First Class Guyincharge." best ducking dame ever
name*
No it’s dame
@@meatman8867 ?
It’s dame not name
@@meatman8867 ? whats a dame
(EP: doesn’t get what she wants
EP: (Beats toddler up)
EP: YOU JUST MADE MY CHILD CRY
Army Sergeant: Thats it! Im gonna kick your ass! "King of the hill intro music plays"
*Dale screaming in the background* 😂😂😂😂
Bobby running all around the house screaming.
Hank will be screaming BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Entitled mum: That’s it! I’m gonna kick your ass! “Peppa pig starts playing”
Thanujan Thavaratnam 👍😂
EM: "I drove my kids here for 3 hours and we're not allowed in?!?!"
PSG: "STOP!!"
Mission failed.. We'll get em next time
Cool
Next Episode:
*Entitled Mom Bombs The White House Cuz The President Didn't Let His Kids Remove Laws*
You could say that the current president is an EP at the moment
@@thomasjones6216 WTFRICK?!
@@thomasjones6216 My freaking mind is BLOWN!
Titas Bartaska damn transgender surgery sure is fast
U could say EK becomes president
Child falls over because of Gravity
EM: I'M SUEING
Me: You can’t sue gravity!
EM: Watch me!
(EM attempts to sue gravity)
EM: WHY CANT I SUE GRAVITY?!?!?!
Me: (sips tea) You tell me.
Malicious President lamo
God: No.
You laugh, but I’m pretty sure people have tried. Ergo, laugh harder.
judge: Life in prison
Soldier: not enough time
lol
Lol
Judge: Your reincarnation will also get a life sentence
@@thehovergoat99 Still not enough
E-Aria your reincarnations reincarnation will get life in prison.
Soldiers: *exist*
Karen: I'm about to -end- ruin this man's whole career
Sergeant: let me introduce myself
Karen: *oh no*
Sargeant and soldier :*OH YES*
General: This Area Is Restricted, Leave Idmeatietly
EP:
EP: give me your troops and soul
Idmeatietly...
r/boneappletea
@@randomfilms3940 teaapplebone/r
Next episode: Mom steals navy ship after navy refuses to take them on a private cruise in the middle of world war 3(coming soon)
lmao
Then the navy ship was destroyed. The mom sues the government even tho there are nuclear bombs dropping from the sky.
This is another reason why I hate the saying, “we’re family”. Just because we have some of the same blood doesn’t make you my family.
@Elisa Castro "related by blood" *does not* mean "family".
You literally just described what family was while saying it's not family 🤦♀️
Ark I realize the literal definition. I was trying to say that I don’t consider you family just because we are related. My friends and boyfriend are who I consider family. I can count on them to be there more than I ever could my actual family.
@Elisa Castro What about adopted family? Plus, family can be disowned. I'd say molestation is a legitimate reason to do so.
@Elisa Castro Again, you have no idea what you're talking about.
EM : * screaming like a dumb truck *
Sargent : * can scream louder then a goddamn T-REX and space ship combined*
Edit : Thank u for thy likes U.U
Me: oh shit, its about to go down
Me: *MOM GET THE CAMERA AND POPCORN*
@@Indekai and a cool British documentary voice
Screaming as loud as a space ship might result in thrust.
Im a motherf*uckin T-REX, t-rex
Edit: points to who ever gets the reference
US military will have fun raiding karen’s home
They'll find essential oils and flyers about "lizard people"
Tactical Nuke Incoming
or Abrams mows down the house
@@ayumalani5631 AMERICA F*UCK YEAH!!!!
Well, as far as I'm concerned, Karens are domestic terrorists
@@ayumalani5631 Freedom fired from that 128mm Rhinemettal smoothbore cannon, or instant freedom through atomic disintegration? Which is more appealing?
I've never been in the army, but I've heard the stories. I've also dealt with entitled moms. This will be GOOD.
@Jacqueline Crone i salute you sir you are a legend for saying that becouse every time i say it they call me "Anti army" or a traitor to my fatherland etc...
@Jacqueline Crone well sorry madam
😑 I have no words except this WHAT TYPE OF PERSON DOES THIS TO MILITARY SERIOUSLY DO PEOPLE NOT HAVE RESPECT FOR THE MILITARY ANYMORE GOD
@Lord Farquaad excuse me?? " Don't give them any more respect than anyone else who gets paid for doing their job"? Our military goes out and put their fucking lives on the line so we can sit at home, lay in bed at 1am and watch TH-cam or whatever without fear of enemy forces roaming around the US of A. My family served, and so has my fiance's. They do deserve more respect than your average everyday McDonald's or Walmart worker, because your average everyday employee doesn't go out to foreign countries and put their lives on the line to protect plus and defend our freedoms, now do they? So big difference in the respect factor.
On the left side: Military Sargent! (Loud applause)
In the right side: Karen! (Awkward silence)
Stuff it.
I love how the name of the video is entitled mom vs army sargent but on the "army seargent's" cover you can see an eagle globe and anchor
Jen Weaver A common enough mistake from people with no military contact or experience . I take it in spirit of the intent and forgive hiccups in the execution.
Hilarious story. Knew it would end badly for her. Lol keep up the good work
Not even the EGA the cammo is completely different between branches too
SOLDIER: STOP very loud
people:what the heck is going on?
I would love to see the video of the army Sargent yelling
Forget that, *I'D* love to hear that sergeant screaming at the mom irl(not up close tho, I value my ear drums 😂)
*L E T M E S E E Y O U R W A R F A C E*
@@comicsansstudio7449
Me too! 😂
@@soup8981 YOU GOT A WAR FACE?
AAAAAAAA. THATS A WAR FACE, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
@@TKK-630 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Karen: OMG YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN REAL SOLDIERS!!!
the soldier leader or watever he's called: *STOP!*
Karen: *thinks * nope definitely a real soldier
@@LarryMoonlink3892 If a Karen encountered you, she'd be talking to a civilian, so all those medals wouldn't belong to you and that machine gun would be stolen.
@@LarryMoonlink3892 Yeah. You're not a Marine.
@@LarryMoonlink3892 If I saw you in real life, I would laugh in your face. The Army also calls 'ground troopers' grunts. You would have been more believable if you had said you still had your uniform and medals only, *because you don't get to keep any weapons issued to you in the US Military.*
And the nail in the coffin is that Larry Cullen died in 2011. You aren't Larry Cullen. You are so full of shit.
U.S. Army: *tries to be nice*
EM: tHiS iS rUdE
U.S. Army: *STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW*
nice one. XD
Capitol Police: *_Teleports To The Scene_*
*PAY THE FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT*
rogatha i waited for someone to get that joke, so how do you double like
*I'M JUST WARMING UP YOU PATHETIC WORM!*
*THIS IS THE PART WERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH*
"So basically what you're saying is that the scar you have is from an Entitled Mother?"
"Yes..."
"Wow! You sure are a real soldier!"
@Boi Boi Medal*
Soldier:Wanna now how I got this scars, BECAUSE OF KAREN
Runs away in fear
Person:how did u get that scar
Solider: the Karen's attacked
Surprised she didn’t attack him was he was down.
Gonna need some therapy after that
(Insert dark souls meme)
If she done this almost any other country she would have been at least shot in the leg to take her down if not killed there and then
Change the story so it sounds cooler
“I got the scar from an intruder of a part of u.s. Land that persistently was trying to force their way in”
That could work ;) ;) :) :)
"So at the time my son is nearing his first birthday and i get a phone call from EA."
*There will be no more lootboxes.*
And then suddenly woke up.
And depression kicks in as i knew it was a dream.
No gamers around here to grasp your pun 😔
@@ShivamSingh-bx5lg Ok?? So i dont seem whats the problem is for you.
@@ReJeoL wtf bro, what did I do to offend you , I just said with a sad face that people are not getting your joke because there are not much gamers around which is sad for me, which fucking means that your comments should have gotten more likes than it currently has!!!
@@ReJeoL what hatred?what negative opinion?
@@ReJeoL wow you just fucked up right there
yo i actually read this on reddit. nice to know i could be featured. LOL. good video. Love them.
Same
Soldier:how’d u get that cool scar on your eyebrow, were you in a fight with knives?!
Soldier: no... I.. was attacked by... A Karen.
Other soldier: omg thats way worse.
Indeed it is. I am yet to face down an EK, but I will just say No u and walk away.
Karen: *Exists*
NCO: *YOU DARE TO OPPOSE ME, MORTAL?*
The Second Thanos
Title: Mommy vs Army Sergeant
Thumbnail: has a Marine on the cover
Me: WTF!
(Edited) OMG Thanks SO much for the likes 😊
speed and intensity
I thought this was about a mother complaining about the treatment of "her angel" during basic training.
Same
Well he tried with the thumbnail.. we can’t save all boots
aw...have a crayon for your troubles.
Yall ever just *FIGHT THE MILITARY WITH 4 CHILDREN*
yeah i do it every tuesday
Yeah... Even though im 14 year old edgelord lmaooo
Stalin, the Hitler Youth, and pretty much every army before 1860s be like
i do that shit everyday 6pm
While they got M4A1’s
"Oh cool how you get that scar"
"A whale nearly flattened my and metal weapons flew around and almost stabbe me in the eye while on of her children got hit by the weapons she went balistic and i had to call for backup as i couldnt handle it alone but she is now ou prisoner for attacking the state and various other crimes she commited while being a soviet spy"
My _precious_ little angel is such a big fan of you. He watches all of your videos, which is special because he only gets to watch TH-cam when he has very good grades. I was thinking, since he has put so much work into this channel, it would be ok if you let him monetize your content. Your an adult and dont need to have a TH-cam channel anyway, so it wont be a problem.
No, because *my* precious little angel is a BIGGER fan than your son and he probably has better grades so that's why I think that my son should have the youtube channel.
You know its impossible to tell tge difference between the jokes and actual karens
That’s very sweet of you all to say that, but clearly MY child is far more deserving of the channel and nothing you say will ever change that because I’M so clearly in the right!!! 😁
Gotta love it when snowflakes like that make themselves stupid in the eyes of society. 😊
Well my child is dumb as shit and needs all the help he can get
Well, clearly your kids arent that smart if they have your genes, because I never said we wanted to have the channel. My precious one only wants to monetize it. Clearly they are the least selfish and so deserve it most.
It was really nice that you put in the "next story is from" helps a lot when just listening to the video! Keep it up! These are awesome to listen to ^_^
The build up to him silencing everyone with one word and then hearing you just say "STOP" like that kinda effed up the hype my guy
"This 800lb of a gorilla of a mother charged me full force and threw me off a cliff, I was lucky to have survived" would be a better way to say it
The first story just, wow how could someone do and say stuff like that.
I always have a stone in my belly and throat after hearing those kind stories.
How did you get that scar?
- I was in a fight with Karen..
*Fans screaming in background*
With the Rules of Engagement, the Entitled Mom did engage on US Troops soooo....
The day (insert date) will go down the history book as a infamous and dark day as entitle Karen have engaged in an offenseive Force against U.S troop. There was metal flying all around the sky as it deliberately heavily injured our troop, the enemy wouldn’t even spear the chrildren as they scream in pain of their torn and missing limp. This is a shame and a scar to our nation. And a clear cue that our nation‘s power is officially being challenged against. This day will go down as a sad day, but also will be the day we say no more to the harassment and bullying brought to us by entitled Karen. We, the United state of America declare this a national emergency and a official declaration of war against the nation of entitledKaren!
@@chinese8123 the FUCK!!!
@@chinese8123 love it! 😆
@@chinese8123 Sign me up for that war.
@@VikingBadass94 the Karen War of 2019.
when i heard one of the TOG members
i thought they were so cool because they have martial art and is buff
15:19 I expected him to say "YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE."
*resist arrest*
Your stolen good are now forfeit.
It's actually fitting, considering the stolen credit cards
Im with the thieves guild! (bribes you with 631 septims)
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOLESTER ISN'T ALLOWED TO BE AROUND YOUR SON
"Army Sergeant"
Puts Marine in thumbnail.
Lmao
Edit: Typo
Hey i see u have a halo pfp intrested in joing a halo rp discord based set in 2525? If so reply and ill link my discord user
A marine would be worse You don't mess with the marines....
@@sheilaolfieway1885 Negatory crayon eater
@@lostinthewoods8016 ya damn right they are. And that makes em' cool.
@@seriouslyquestionable ???
Fun fact: in the thumbnail there is a soldier from the Marines, not the Army.
Fun fact
Marines aren't good enough to be soldiers and are therefore *NEVER* called soldiers
@@mr.nobody68 I hope that's a joke.
Plz tell me that's a duckin joke
@@mr.nobody68 you are half right. MARINES don't rate to be called soldiers...simply because we aren't downgrading quality. Anyone can be a soldier, it even says so in their recruiting videos.. Only a handful can become Marines
Let the civies be, they don't know.
OP and others: Enjoying the cookout
Karen: Hippity hoppity, your cookout area is now my property
"Sergeant first class Guyincharge (obviously made up name)" I'm ded lol
"What should we name our lovely kid?"
"Guyincharge"
a purple heart would make this even better..
howd you get your purple heart?
an EM knocked me down
for her kids to see..
*entilted mommy vs ARMY sergent....*
SHOWS A *"MARINE"* DRILL SERGENT!
come on rslash i had a lot of respect for you
SCP explained she would be lucky to walk away from it
Ok I would've paid to see that Sargent chew out Karen.
rSlash:*puts new video out that has Army Sergeant in title*
rSlash:*uses Marine in thumbnail*
Next Episode:
*ED screams at very tall glass building owner because*
*he won't his kids jump out the window on the top floor*
*"mY kIdS wAnT tO cOmMiT sUiCiDe, lEt tHeM nOw oR i wiLL sUE!!!!11!1!!"*
*update: kids and EM came back, they jumped...... thank fuck*
CheezeyMcGrand tall glass building? ED screaming? Boy, if it was a Karen..
*well, that wouldn't be to good.*
Person: She who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
Karen: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
*Greenhouse shatters*
Person: Welp. Didn't see that coming. O_O
Karen: HOW DARE YOU DAMAGE MY GREENHOUSE?!
Person: Um... we're not even in your neighbourhood...
I wanna see a wrestling match in wwe
Army man vs Karen
That be very interesting, a military worker in the WWE wrestling ring about to wrestle a Karen, grunt!
*I am a retired Captain of the US Marine Corps and I know that the Marines would call the ground troops grunts*
Now that a tv show I would watch
And this.. is why you don't fk around with the military.
Three -saiyans- humans born at the same time. They are destined to clash one day.
Where are the puppy bloopers?! You clearly don't appreciate Yugo. You should give him to me. I'm friends with the manager of TH-cam and will have you fired for not loving your dog enough.
Little Yugo was probably just derping somewhere else in rSlash's home more than likely.
Uno reverse
Guardian Boreal probably exploring nooks and crannys
I can't MAKE him bark while I'm recording
@@rSlash don't. It wouldn't feel genuine.
"I dRooVe Up NiNe HoUrs for MY kIdS to SEeee This" boi one time i had to drive 2 days.