I like to think that Bowser's minions are aware of how badly Mario spiralled after Peach broke up with him, which is why that goomba and that koopa don't actually harm him
@@vicpariah3444 mario movie spoilers (kinda?): . . . . . . After mario and luigi go into the sewers, mario accidentally breaks a few pipes, filling the room with smoke. Mario starts having seizures and was sent to a nearby hospital. Mario wakes up. "Luigi...? What happened? I was in the mushroom kingdom and then..." mario says. "Mario? You were having seizures and yelling things like "toad", "peach" and more weird stuff, brother, your vocal cords are broken and you sound high pitched and... whats-a mushroom kingdom?" Luigi says. Mario realizes whats real. "I-i... how much are the hospital bills?" Mario says. "Well, it was a lot, so i had to abandon our plumber job, we weren't paid very well to be honest, and besides, that spike guy kindly offered me to go back into working for him. So yeah, welcome to real life bro, i'm glad to have you back." Luigi says, he leaves the room. Mario is staring at the ground shocked for a minute.
I'd never thought in a million years that I would see these classic levels in such an animation 😂👌 Fantastic work! These are a 💯 times better then the movie
No kidding. I didn’t even BOTHER watching it! A waste of time and private investments. And Mr. Wannabe Mario Chris was terrible! The only reason I people went to go see that movie is because Jack Black was in it. He’s the only reason I even bothered looking up clips.
@@DamontheDemon7 What? The Mario film was great and so was Prat. I'll admit that I was worried he didn't have the range for the role but he nailed it. The only part of the movie that sucked was being forced to listen to Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. Every single Dorkly video is 10 times funnier than he will ever be. For reference- The reason people went to see the Mario film was because it was a Mario film and it was completely safe for children to watch. The latter part is why Super Mario Brothers absolutely wiped the floor with Disney. It had nothing to do with Pratt or Jack Black.
Mario: Abusing performance-enhancing fungus since he left Brooklyn. He slowly descended into madness and was recruited to Sonic's criminal empire. Guiseppe would die due to him just trying to protect him and Luigi.
Perfect ad for not doing drugs, or doing speed on a speed run, or crank when cranking out on a game, or warping a whistle, or warping someone else’s whistle, or using coke while on a speed run while you’re warping someone else’s whistle.
I like the idea of Mario being addicted to drugs (mushrooms, etc.) and looking for Peach. And she tries to get away from him, like in a toxic relationship. I mean, this is not likeable, but ...
I knew it! I knew that toad used to be a dealer! Sure he's (seemingly) gone legit since then but it's real sus that he bribes you with rare items if you find his secret hideouts
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Toad: “I am not that person anymore!”
Me: 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘶𝘱
I had the same reaction. 😂
yes
Same 😂😂😂
What 😅😂
Me too
I like to think that Bowser's minions are aware of how badly Mario spiralled after Peach broke up with him, which is why that goomba and that koopa don't actually harm him
Luigi is always such a good brother. 😢
Ikr
To bad he was shot
Yeah but he will forever be a shite sister!!!🖖😁
I mean he is a furry.....
The bestest brother🥰
Toad, never let anyone make you feel ashamed of keeping promises to yourself.
0:56 “anymore”
🤨
“Don’t think I won’t warp your whistle for a warp whistle.” - Mario. Best line in the video.
Who wouldn't warp someone's whistle for a warp whistle.
@@Vashthestampdee I wouldn’t
@@ppo1502 poor taste my guy
@@ppo1502 L rizz
i Agree he wants peach to warp his wislte for a warp waistle
The moment I saw "Speedrun" in the title, I set the speed of this video to 2 times faster.
Just did it, and it's HILARIOUS 😂
Genius
Oh hey, it’s you
Hey i already saw you somewhere
"The Mario Experience"
I said it once, I’ll say it again:
I guess you could say this run was “tool-assisted”
"Warp your whistle" What a line
The line he said or the one he took?
Wait, he's not that person anymore
Especially the way he says it XD
Don't think I won't-a warp-a your whistle for a warp-a whistle!!!
2:00 What happened to the ending with Luigi’s “Mama mia” being cut and the music being changed?
Some dickhead probably copyrighted it as their own so they had to change it to royalty-free music. (yes, I know I'm 1 year late)
Everyone talking bout Toads line but, Luigi's Mama Mia is underrated.
Bowsers voice is just so calm
To think about Peach and Bowser as a couple It's funny and messed up at the same time lol.
Why? Gentleman Bowser wins in the end
I have feeling that it will eventually happen.
The only worthy consolation for Mario (after all his 38-year sacrifice) would be to get Bowsette.
Plenty of rule34 of it lol
Where do you think bowser jr came from?
The Koopalings
And Koopa kid when he was refferd as bowser son
@@rinzo2009 how?
This video is 2 seconds quicker than the actual speedrun WR
That be a *huge* timesave if this was actually a WR attempt, XD.
I guess he did get the world record.
What do you mean? This is like two minutes quicker
Actually the smb1 record is 4:54 seconds and the smb3 record is 3:00 flat.
So he's either 38 seconds to 2 minutes faster.
Speedrun is a hell of a drug.
1:15 we’ve lost him
1:36 he's long gone.
Watching this at 2x speed is a trip
Agreedddd😂😂😂
nice that we finally got a prequel for Mario Goes Berserk
Wow I absolutely cannot unsee now
I like this Bowser voice. It sounds like royalty.
I kinda like his old British voice on this channel before. But his voice in this video is also nice
“I am not that person anymore” is just crazy in that context
"Hey man spare some coins? Ill suck your Tanooki for a Fireflower Hit"
-Mario goes down the Wrong Pipe, Dorkly 2011
This feels canon
Watching this after the movie makes 10 times better.
How
0:12 Holy I died laughing at that so hard, almost swallowed my joint LMAO!!
1:03 insane god Mario on drugs 🤣
1:35
"Don't Do Drugs Or You Go To Hell" - Mario, Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
No no no, you go to hell BEFORE you die.
How does that work? I don’t know, I’m on drugs.
Don’t use drugs. Except steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs.
- random game character
@@yuishishido8780that my friend is called a bad trip
Right, it was ‘you go to hell BEFORE you die’. That actor lost a friend to drug abuse, and he was saying your life can turn into a living hell.
@@metageek7878 so that’s why a tiny gremlin is trying to eat my toes.
…
Never mind, it’s just a puppy.
I love the way Mario shouts "Prude!!" and then jumps through the Toad House's ceiling. XD
1:47 Goomba: I win! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
I love how the toad specifies he is not that kind of person ANYMORE.
I see Mario has been hitting the stardust a bit too much
Mario was bound to get sick of Mushrooms at some point...
Wow, Mario was able to run through the boxes and pipes like they weren’t even there! Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I noticed him going THROUGH things as well
Don't you mean power stars?
The timeline where the Peaches song and pickup line worked.
I like how Toad said “I’m not that person anymore”.
Oh hey this video. Neat. Enjoyed it on Lowbrow, enjoy it here.
Saw the Super Mario Bros Movie today. It was AMAZING! :D
British bowser will always be my head cannon bowser.
This was like the Requiem for a Dream of dorkly videos. Almost as funny as it is sad
Oh so it's that kind of "speed run."
I see what you did there
Saved By the Bell would have called it a caffeine run
Looks like movie fame got to him, poor bastard.
This feels even more messed up after having seen the wholesomeness that was the Mario Movie.
Actually, I feel like the Mario movie is incomplete without this. This completes it for me.
@@vicpariah3444 mario movie spoilers (kinda?):
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After mario and luigi go into the sewers, mario accidentally breaks a few pipes, filling the room with smoke. Mario starts having seizures and was sent to a nearby hospital.
Mario wakes up.
"Luigi...? What happened? I was in the mushroom kingdom and then..." mario says.
"Mario? You were having seizures and yelling things like "toad", "peach" and more weird stuff, brother, your vocal cords are broken and you sound high pitched and... whats-a mushroom kingdom?" Luigi says.
Mario realizes whats real.
"I-i... how much are the hospital bills?" Mario says.
"Well, it was a lot, so i had to abandon our plumber job, we weren't paid very well to be honest, and besides, that spike guy kindly offered me to go back into working for him. So yeah, welcome to real life bro, i'm glad to have you back." Luigi says, he leaves the room. Mario is staring at the ground shocked for a minute.
"I am NOT that person anymore"
I'd never thought in a million years that I would see these classic levels in such an animation 😂👌 Fantastic work! These are a 💯 times better then the movie
No kidding.
I didn’t even BOTHER watching it!
A waste of time and private investments.
And Mr. Wannabe Mario Chris was terrible!
The only reason I people went to go see that movie is because Jack Black was in it.
He’s the only reason I even bothered looking up clips.
@@DamontheDemon7 what does that have to do with anything he said?
@@oentrepreneur That these videos are 100 times better than the movie.
@@DamontheDemon7
What? The Mario film was great and so was Prat. I'll admit that I was worried he didn't have the range for the role but he nailed it. The only part of the movie that sucked was being forced to listen to Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. Every single Dorkly video is 10 times funnier than he will ever be.
For reference- The reason people went to see the Mario film was because it was a Mario film and it was completely safe for children to watch. The latter part is why Super Mario Brothers absolutely wiped the floor with Disney. It had nothing to do with Pratt or Jack Black.
Good for Goomba. He deserves a win.
0:18 When he started to scream and naruto run I lost it 😂😂😂
“I’m not that person anymore.”
Hold up
i know. so many questions
This was great, but made me realise I'd really love to see an accurate recreation of the mario 1 top speedrun.
Toad - "Im not that guy.... anymore" 😂
Ok, snorting a star is priceless!
Hahaha, "Shitake face"! brilliant!
1:56
“Give me your overalls”
“🎵🎵🎵”
Mario does need help, he blows his nose on random items like they're 3 ply tissues on a cold day!
Mario takes speed to go speeding away noice!! 😂😮
God I love British Bowser.
If I remember correctly, it was based from Colin Firth.
Mario: Abusing performance-enhancing fungus since he left Brooklyn.
He slowly descended into madness and was recruited to Sonic's criminal empire.
Guiseppe would die due to him just trying to protect him and Luigi.
1:34 😂😅
Perfect ad for not doing drugs, or doing speed on a speed run, or crank when cranking out on a game, or warping a whistle, or warping someone else’s whistle, or using coke while on a speed run while you’re warping someone else’s whistle.
0:09 and this is how dorkly gets monetized
That shroom addiction is started to show.
Toad: “I'm not that person anymore!”
Wait... ANYMORE?
“I am not that person anymore” Ayo Toad?
They really need to do a sequel to this one.
Good on the goomba for winning
"2:22 ?
I can do better"
a Speedruner probably
I thought I recognized the video. Still nice!!
Aw. Bowser such a nice guy.
Him snorting the thing inside the star is so weird but funny
Holy Hell, I'm dying 😂 not even 20 seconds in and I had to pause to clean soda that I spit
"Winners don't take drugs except for Mario Jumpman Mario."
Ronald Reagan.
Oh hey I remember watching this on lowbrow. Well nice to see it again anyways.
I like the idea of Mario being addicted to drugs (mushrooms, etc.) and looking for Peach. And she tries to get away from him, like in a toxic relationship. I mean, this is not likeable, but ...
0:52 "Don't think i won't-a warp your whistle for a warp whistle" -Mario.
Um, Mario... That's, not what Speedrun means.
The ending sounds like it came directly from a fanfic I've read before.
This is clearly a crystal methrun though.
"i'm not that person anymore!"
"prude!"
-smashes through the ceiling
rofl
1:11 Damn. There's doing Stardust, and then there's doing _Stardust._
Indeed Mario has gone waaay too far right now
Luigi just being a good brother and Mario has to exploit that.
I knew it! I knew that toad used to be a dealer! Sure he's (seemingly) gone legit since then but it's real sus that he bribes you with rare items if you find his secret hideouts
What happened at 1:58? I definitely recall Luigi saying Mama Mia, and now it's... guitar?
poor Luigi just wanted to help his brother 💀
I watched this after watching the Mario movie earlier tonight and that adds a weird context to this.
And just like that Mario discovered the real secret behind Sonic’s speed.
More like law breaking speedrun
Next time, use 1 of Sonic's Quills!
For a second, i thought he od'd.
Repost or not, that peach part felt like a personal attack.
I love Bowser's voice!
Well that was dark
The sound design bro, it's fantastic
For a faster world record, Mario should've used Amphetamine
Or speed uh the drug not actual speed
You mean Adderall?
@@Echo81Rumple83 I don't think so no that's for adhd
How do you know that wasn't amphetamine ?
@@Gatorade69 how would you not know 🤣
I never thought about calling a Goomba, "Shitake" face.
Peach been messing around with Bowser for 10 years. Mario clearly doesn’t do it for her
Good to see british Bowser is still here
Plot twist: This is how dead-Mario got the flagpole stuck up there.
No it was sex thing
@@PhenomsServant4 We don't KNOW that!!!
I love this lol
"But-a first, we'll-a need to talk about parallel universes..."
So happy to see dorkly making more vids
I love how it's Super Mario 3 themed but they use music from Super Mario World and Super Mario 2.
the record breaking speedrun is about just 2:06
Finally. A Mario that Sonic for hire can agree with.