Gavin Matts - Long Distance Relationships Are Like Donuts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- #GavinMatts defends #TomBrady, describes going to therapy, and explains the similarities between donuts and long distance relationships.
Gavin Matts stand up from the Straight Up, Stand Up series in 2019.
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Loved his dry delivery and how easily went from joke to joke. That long distance relationship joke is so relatable.
You weren't cream filled when I left you
Thanks chief
TheUnholyOne yeah I mean who hasn’t had sex with a donut?
@@redstonetorch1756 ooOooo
@@redstonetorch1756 ooooo
Haha I love his delivery!! “I have 20/20 vision. I can’t see who I am” “it’s a nice bridge” haha “so sometimes you can’t change shit” 💀
“ I think I need help”
“Uh well you should die”
Yeap, sounds about right
😂
Funny enough that's Canadian healthcare in a nutshell.
It doesn't fuckin exist.
@@sibire8284,
Uhh, he was talking about American healthcare. It exists here, you just have to pay an arm & a leg for it.
@@sibire8284 you didn't get it didn't you..
"It wasn't cream filled when I left" was such an underrated joke
I thought the same exact thing. It was such a great bit.
@Jyoeru Zaberu yeah I won't be cuming back for seconds
That was the point I legit laughed out loud!
I don’t think it’s underrated lol
Pulkit Jain for real. The audience didn’t get his jokes really, they honestly kinda went quiet on that one like he went to far or something
"Yeah it's a nice bridge"😂
You looking like a nice donut
This is how I tell jokes to myself
Same how old are you I wanna know if it's a generational thing
STILL BILL I’m also now curious.
"goodbye i am leaving forever " had me lauging until the end
Me.. you.. bondage
This was honestly a great set! I like his way of comedy.
Understated comedy is the best
Reminds me a lot of Hannibal Burress.
He slowly won me over. Hope he gets a donut he can eat.
Love the witty humor and the refreshingly dry delivery! It's as if Hannibal Buress and Nathan Fielder had a love child
"You weren't cream filled when I left you" Brilliant joke and the laughs got cut off!
He’s like a white Hannibal Burress, that’s a good thing.
I was trying to place him.
You are exactly right!
@@TheDwightMamba somewhere i saw him say that he got into stand up because of hannibal :)
@@sendlove, mine is Kill Tony. I play that show every Tuesday during my work and it made me start writing.
I have about 16 minutes of OK stuff and 5 of absolute fire.
But he's actually funny, I don't think HB is funny fr fr
@@mistercrockett then your taste in comedy is objectively bad, I don't know a single funny person that doesn't find Hannibal hilarious
Half way through I realized I went to high school with this guy, haha
“You weren’t cream filled when I left you”
The girl from the porn is also the girl from the bridge
Severely underrated comment!
😂😂😂👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol omg ahhhhhh
It happens, unwanted pregnancies being forced on people
Especially if these fools manage to completely outlaw birth control
Vote blue in November folks bc the GOP has some _plans_ for the uteruses we so happen to be attached to
"Alright goodbye. I'm leaving forever" 😂😂
The donut analogy is so real but hilarious at the same time.
Saw this guy in Vancouver a couple of years ago and he absolutely killed. Wish you all the best man!
“I have 20/20 vision, I cant see who I am” 😂
This guys delivery is insanely good.
If you are black and found this clip funny, give this comment a thumbs up, I'm tryna see something...
ok now i have to know what ur trying to see lol
Nah man it's a trap
what you trynna see b
i think they're referencing the way he talks
@@xnrivudxkskalflvk4075 he's trying yo see how many people will fall for this
How is this guy not huge? He is so funny. I wish there were more videos. He needs a Netflix special today.
The guy who went "wait what" 😂
This dude is hella funny 😂😂😂
I have 20/20 vision but I can’t see who I am...shiiiiit
His comedy is so dry. I love it!
Jessica B thank you 😊
@@gavinmatts You're welcome.
I like how he mixed the metaphors with the donut analogy
"It's not like you don't trust the donut."
This guy is funny. His material is dxpe. His delivery is unexcited but that's great to/for me
the use of metaphors and personification!! truly a literary GENIUS
This guy is great. In a world where pander comedy and virtue signaling without punchlines is becoming the norm, this guy is what stand up is meant to be. Jokes executed perfect.
Careful, all the feminists and SJW's are gonna thumb you down.
@@Zathren Just like all the supposed "alt right trolls" that tanked Amy Schumers Netflix special
@@redyayhole1644
Did you see the poster add for it? She's so bad she's now stealing other female comedians work. The Spanish chick did that "we can do it" poster first.
@@Zathren She got called on for stealing jokes so now the pig is stealing imagery.
@@redyayhole1644
When did comedy become so depressing. I still remember the old days where Comedy Central played half our specials every Friday. Them good old days seem so long ago now.
Somebody get this man a Netflix special please
Miinkzy i wish
It'll happen eventually.
😂😂😂😂 I am loving his sets. So chilled yet so funny.
The changing stuff about yourself and the baby off the bridge joke was so perfect hahahaah
Incredible and hot as hell
Shoulda tied in the porn girl without birth control to the lady throwing the baby! I thought for sure that’s where he was going
How is his style so dry yet so fucking funny? This is amazing.
A lot of people in the comments calling Gavin "a white Hannibal Burress." I love Hannibal's delivery and the weirdness of his observations, but I'm reminded more of another of my favorites; the late Mitch Hedberg. What's cool is that Mitch was the first person to give Hannibal a shot. "Mitch played Zanies in Chicago in 2005. I was brand new and I went up to his green room and asked for a spot. (This was really obnoxious but I was hungry and ambitious.) The next night he let and 3-4 other Chicago comedians that he never met perform on a sold out show of his fans. That’s unheard of. Comedians just don’t do that type of shit. I won’t do that shit now. I can be in the greatest mood ever and I won’t let a stranger on my show. It went well and he let me open for him at the Zanies in Vernon Hills that weekend. They paid me $60 or something for a 5 minute spot which was cool as fuck. He passed away a month or two after that and I was bummed about it."
this is what it would be like if captain holt from brooklyn nine nine had a son and he did comedy. fucking love it.
He's not Cheddar. Gavin is just some common bitch.
P.S. jk love them both
stopped what i was doing to watch this, and it was totally worth it 😂 this guy is hilarious
Long distances relationships 6:08
This dude is hilarious, love him...
John krazinskys brother?
This guy's delivery is awesome 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😅😅😅😅
Sometimes TH-cam recommends crap and sometimes it gives you gold. I just discovered him and I loved his delivery, so many secret underrated lines in his set, I cried at the bridge story from beginning to end 🤣🤣🤣 it's been a long time since a comedian has made me laugh from start to finish, I'm going to look for more of him now 👏👏👏
This is so funny and dark at the same time, I feel conflicted between laughing and crying.
4:40 OMG one clap doe 😂
Delivery was amazing
He’s genuinely hilarious 😂
This guy is fabulous!
I'd say that was a great sum up of the American Health Care System. lmfbao
Lookin like a donut
Hannibal Burress looking like he spent the last two years in the shade.
This guys so funny & I’m glad to see more stuff from him
This man is so high Jesus Christ
Didn’t you hear? He’s Canadian. He’s not high. Their default setting is just super chill 😂
I was tricked on watching the whole set when I only intended to watch the donut punchline lol
oh my god his delivery is fucking amazing
I love this guy oh my god
Yeah, thats 40 pieces of processed cheese. Fuck hahahaha
Almost every crowd at wherever they film just for laughs is like fucking awful. Some of these ppl are friggin hilarious!
Good Set,
Dat voice, most of da act! Harmonizin
I'm so glad I clicked on this!
"and the life jacket... it just like... it just... no more life jacket"
The deadpan delivery is great w his jokes!
Lol. He is a new favorite for sure.
I am over here dying.
The life jacket just comes off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he reminds me a lot of mike birbiglia i love him
funny dude, loved that donut joke !
This dude is great.
this audience was crap, he's fantastic
watching this while in a LDR hehe got tickets booked for engagement in Aug 22nd
The opening had two paths based on the audiences reaction.
he's fucking hilarious
TBH, I'd totally open mouth kiss Tom Brady lol
second set of his that i have seen and this dude is so fucking funny
Chukwunonso Egbunike ty king!!!
Y’all I watched his comedy in Canada and he just seemed happier.
jasmine Gonzalez i am happy. there was 15 people in the audience in a giant room w no energy. i couldn’t get out of this set bc i signed the contract 🤷🏼♂️
Gavin Matts glad to hear you’re doing good, you killed it regardless. just wanted to point out the difference between sets cause you made a joke about the differences between Canada and USA
This guy is GREAT! 🤣
Amazing content and analogies
omg this guy
This guy is actually hilarious.
Greg thanks Greg
Omg please have more content
Tony Mitchell i have more jokes on my channel and instagram
@@gavinmatts Thank you kindly dear Sir.
This guy's fantastic! 🤣
This guy is going places
Rucha K i have more jokes on my channel and instagram if that interests you
Bravo....great material.
This guy is hilarious
2:33
Liver shot!
the life jacket got me rollin😂
I love 🍩 s
Fuckin love this guy
Tremendous
The baby joke😂
All relationships are donuts!!
Funniest comedian I have seen in person!
must of been the only one you have seen
Cassius Crassus nice
Lol I have my own life jacket because I’m a panic swimmer😂😂😂
He's hilarious
It does look like a nice bridge
This was way funnier than the crowd gave it credit for 😂
Amazing!
Dude is funny!
That fucking women throwing her baby off the bridge joke. Had to drop a like.
That was pretty funny. I feel like the audience didn’t get the jokes really
This guy is great!