imagine this happening in an actual dnd game tho, its like a properly interesting roleplay scene and you just look the DM dead in their eyes and say 'i piss myself.'
I didn't do that, but i did one time have my character piss on a trolls foot. There was also one time we fought a fire monster and took turns pissing on it
@@tjmflame1683 pfft_ one time one of my players said he wanted to go take a crap in the woods and my other players managed to convince him that it was too dangerous, so he shat himself instead
I like that the game gives you an evil ending that's terrible. you've both picked evil AND disappointed your father; as a double failure you are now a dirty plague rat that's probably about to be put down.
Withers wouldn't let you ruin his party, and you've been attacked in your sleep several times, only to fight off your attackers. You're very likely about to die like an animal.
@@michasokoowski6651 Which seems a really stupid conclusion to come to :P since your dad has no motivation at that point to stabilise your mind and you can now only really serve to amuse him as a rabid animal.
You might not have picked evil, so much as gone along with dad in order to get more power to improve your odds of saving the world. After you disobeyed him, though, you kinda had to know he would at absolute best decline to prevent your crazy from progressing and more likely accelerate it. At which point, it was sort of remiss of you to not take yourself out to prevent this exact kind of thing.
@@Resi1ience I think Bhaal may be actively empowering you here, so I don't know if Withers could stop you as easily as he otherwise could. You thwarted your father's plan, but he can still get some sour grapes type revenge by making you a powerful enough rabid animal to slaughter your loved ones while still sort of aware of it.
This is honestly such a sad option disguised as a funny one, it's deeply disturbing that Durge loses themselves completely and can't even control their excitement to go savage and slaughter the whole camp that they piss all over themselves thinking about it. It shines a light on what Bhaal actually meant by being a vessel for evil with no bodily autonomy, it's not a cute 'oh I'm a muderer teehee, so edgy and cool', no - you're just an animal now.
@@mischalecterTV Not a fanboy but I enjoyed asc. Astarion on my durge run where I ended up rejecting Bhaal but still kept on being evil, I think they're just a good toxic match idk, unasc. for my other playthroughs though 🙏
This is so fucking grim. The idea of losing your autonomy, losing your *humanity*, and just becoming a pathetic, mewling creature has always skeeved me out. Usually you see it when people are mortally wounded, or so frightened that they lose all reason, but to see it happen to someone because they've been chosen to embody the concept of murder is really interesting. You pick it because haha. Then you just feel gross.
I don't know what's funnier - your character ACTUALLY pissing themselves, or their booty ass clipping through their shorts. Either way, hoo boy this is memorable.
In one of my dnd campaigns, friend had character with haunted one background who suffered from frequent nightmares. DM gave him one of those and he asked him if he can throw con save whether his character pissed the bed or not. Ah, good times, good times...
This is a pretty unbold option compared to a lot of the shit they throw at you. I mean most of the Dark Urge options are more 'bold' than pissing yourself if you look from an objective point of view.
I got this when my Durge was a mindflayer and it looked so much weirder but also interesting as it shows even as a mindflayer Bhaal still can control you.
Damn. That's a pretty tragic ending for Tav. He becomes a fuckin degenerate only to be put down by the next band of random adventurers that started their journey at the nearest tavern.
@@VeryProfessionalGamerin a promotional “game” Blood in Baldur’s Gate, you play as Tav investigating a murder spree 15 years before the game. At the end of it - you get killed by the Dark Urge.
That's funny you know cause we al- OH, oh.... shit, yeahhhh. friiiiiiick. Okay, yep. Yeah so, I'm gonna just gonna um schedule some therapy. No particular reason or anything.
You wake up and notice that you have to piss. But the bathroom is too far and you are far too comfortable. You look around and think of a solution for this predickament.
Know what's weird? Before this popped up in my recommendations and I immediately went "wait how the fuck do you get that option?", I was looking at videos of animals with rabies that someone had linked to as an educational thing. This poor Durge has... pretty much the same vibe as a lot of those animals with all the twitchy movements. :/
This is along the lines of Harry Du Bois saying "Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun!" In disco elysium, a serious scene where you find out how the world is going to end, and all of a sudden you just go on a broken record of "lost gun"
I found that option quite disturbing and not really funny? Like, Tav had become so detached and broken that they lose control over their bodily functions. Idk most of you are probably kids but knowing from elderly people and some mothers around me becoming incontinent is quite horrifying in itself. Putting that in the context of also slowly losing your mind, being so focussed on killing that every other part of you vanishes? Idk. Sounds like a worse version of dementia to me and just disturbing and disgusting
People being mad at this comment kinda miss the point that they're actually right. That scene IS horrible and it IS the point What's funny is less the character pissing himself, and more the fact that "piss yourself" is such an unexpected option. But the scene in itself is dramatic. This is the whole point of it
Ngl as someone who started the game blind avoiding as many spoilers as possible (though difficult due to algorithm) i didnt know much about durge. So coming across this (not this video but a full scene video of this edited to be more horrifying than it already is) i literally got traumatized by this lol. 😂 i was confused, horrified, and the music they used in the video made it no better. Im like what the fuck? How does this happen? What is this?
Silly me, I thought this was about Urge. I was like, "Pissing yourself isn't an 'option', it's an inevitability." But losing bladder control in BG3 isn't dangerous at all...
Trust me when I say for my first playthough being the nicest person ever on my DUrge playthrough was so good. Shit like this is fucked (and honestly sad as hell with context) but redemption arc honestly feels cannon. Especially considering previous BG games.
@@felixamari157 God I loved it both times I've done it. First was with Telendas, my Selûnite Cleric 2/Wizard 10. Second time was with Gabriel, my Oath of Ancients Paladin 12.
@@nathanfivecoate5848 I was Robin, a Storm Sorcerrer and I did it bind too not having context on plot or anything so it was all genuine surprises and such. I did it to begin with purely cause I thought the idea of "super happy and nice tiefling girl, with murderous flashes" was a neat concept.
I've played through the game twice, and what in the actual fuck is this? Apparently it's the Dark Urge playthrough but how in the hell do you get to this point?
This is when you disappoint your dad while also failing to free yourself of him. If you resist your urge but don’t beat Orin in the duel you’ll get this end. Or if you resist him after already accepting to become Bhaal’s chosen you’ll get this ending
@@Hiyorin871 He doesn't really explain it very well, but: You get this by being loyal to Bhaal, but at the end of the game, you choose to allow Withers to imprison you instead of allowing yourself to continue killing in Bhaal's name. As a punishment, Bhaal takes your sanity and turns you into a crazed bhaalspawn, who can only focus on killing those whom you refused to kill earlier in the campaign (companions, etc.)
Anybody else notice the Dead by Daylight reference? The first shot looks similar to the default menu screen from dbd, where we see the killer from behind on the right side of the screen, while he's looking at the survivors sitting around the bonfire. Nice nod. lol
@@josiahgerrish8014 Dude are you blind? It's literally the menu screen, where you see the killers left arm from behind while he's stalking the survivors on the bonfire from a distance.
@@nerd-mask723 I can feel the sperg in the reply, give me literally ANY reason why the devs of baulders gate would give even an iota of a shit about a sloppy mess of a game like DBD? The games couldnt be more different lmao its just basic common sense. The foreground background shot has been around for years its a basic concept and DBD does not own it lol.
imagine this happening in an actual dnd game tho, its like a properly interesting roleplay scene and you just look the DM dead in their eyes and say 'i piss myself.'
Seems very much like something a player would do
That's my player,my boy
I didn't do that, but i did one time have my character piss on a trolls foot. There was also one time we fought a fire monster and took turns pissing on it
@@tjmflame1683 pfft_ one time one of my players said he wanted to go take a crap in the woods and my other players managed to convince him that it was too dangerous, so he shat himself instead
I've recently been playing a barbarian who is eternally drunk. He pisses himself quite often in new and dangerous places.
It's so funny to imagine someone watching this while having no knowledge of the game, thinking, "this is the game of the year??"
Then they’d want to play it.
I mean can you name another game that gives you the option to piss yourself?
Spiderman fanboys
@@HakoYigarashipostal?
@@HakoYigarashi
My Summer car.
I like that the game gives you an evil ending that's terrible. you've both picked evil AND disappointed your father; as a double failure you are now a dirty plague rat that's probably about to be put down.
Withers wouldn't let you ruin his party, and you've been attacked in your sleep several times, only to fight off your attackers.
You're very likely about to die like an animal.
And then at the end was like: nah, i will be fine
@@michasokoowski6651 Which seems a really stupid conclusion to come to :P since your dad has no motivation at that point to stabilise your mind and you can now only really serve to amuse him as a rabid animal.
You might not have picked evil, so much as gone along with dad in order to get more power to improve your odds of saving the world. After you disobeyed him, though, you kinda had to know he would at absolute best decline to prevent your crazy from progressing and more likely accelerate it. At which point, it was sort of remiss of you to not take yourself out to prevent this exact kind of thing.
@@Resi1ience I think Bhaal may be actively empowering you here, so I don't know if Withers could stop you as easily as he otherwise could. You thwarted your father's plan, but he can still get some sour grapes type revenge by making you a powerful enough rabid animal to slaughter your loved ones while still sort of aware of it.
This is honestly such a sad option disguised as a funny one, it's deeply disturbing that Durge loses themselves completely and can't even control their excitement to go savage and slaughter the whole camp that they piss all over themselves thinking about it. It shines a light on what Bhaal actually meant by being a vessel for evil with no bodily autonomy, it's not a cute 'oh I'm a muderer teehee, so edgy and cool', no - you're just an animal now.
Far far less than an animal.
@@juliagoetia
*Monster*
Lol don't tell that to the Ascended Astarions fangirlies who wanna become evil and devoted to Bhaal while having a cute vampire husband lol.
How do you get this ending??
@@mischalecterTV Not a fanboy but I enjoyed asc. Astarion on my durge run where I ended up rejecting Bhaal but still kept on being evil, I think they're just a good toxic match idk, unasc. for my other playthroughs though 🙏
This is so fucking grim. The idea of losing your autonomy, losing your *humanity*, and just becoming a pathetic, mewling creature has always skeeved me out. Usually you see it when people are mortally wounded, or so frightened that they lose all reason, but to see it happen to someone because they've been chosen to embody the concept of murder is really interesting. You pick it because haha. Then you just feel gross.
I don't know what's funnier - your character ACTUALLY pissing themselves, or their booty ass clipping through their shorts. Either way, hoo boy this is memorable.
double cheeked up lmao
@@morrispeartree On a Thursday afternoon! But at least the sun wasn't out
BOOTY ASS 😭
I thought there were just holes in the shorts 💀
Imagine if you could shit yourself, instant game of the decade
thats how they will win best ongoing game next year
You can fart really stinky
If you shat yourself, you couldn't sneak up on and murder anyone anymore, because they could smell you coming from a mile away! XD
Ark
Game of the defecate
In one of my dnd campaigns, friend had character with haunted one background who suffered from frequent nightmares. DM gave him one of those and he asked him if he can throw con save whether his character pissed the bed or not. Ah, good times, good times...
Was he allowed to? And if yes, did he make it?
@@FlamenYong he was, and no he didnt make it🤣
@@aldryrththerainbowdragon9081 LMAO. What was the room reaction?
@@FlamenYong well...
They've pissed themselves laughing.
@@aldryrththerainbowdragon9081 Did they roll a con save?
Just Durge things
Man. Pee really is stored in the baals.
this deserves more appreciation
GOD I hate this comment buts it's so appropriate that it's funny. Well done
oml
*"I JUST PISSED MYSELF! RAHHHHHHHHH 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋"*
Finally, a character I can relate to
I don’t know a lot abt bg3 but I know I wasn’t expecting the thumbnail to be real
us players know a lot about BG3 but many of us are still questioning if anything we saw on the internet is real...
option: piss yourself
haha that's funny
narrator: *makes it dramatic*
oh
"Roll to see if you pissed yourself"
"...what?"
"ROLL"
"....I rolled a nat 1"
"LET THE PISSING COMMENCE"
@@Cheshieruu
Pissing failed, you shit yourself.
“What do I roll for piss?”
“I said ROLL”
@@rynemcgriffin1752
“you also take 1d12 psychic damage from pissing yourself”
You roll a 1 and you find that your bladder is empty
Y'know, I always knew Larian was bold AF, *but damn I never actually expected them to give THIS kinda option.*
This is a pretty unbold option compared to a lot of the shit they throw at you. I mean most of the Dark Urge options are more 'bold' than pissing yourself if you look from an objective point of view.
You can let Halsin fuck you as a bear, yet this is what you didn’t expect
Is pretty tame. What are you even talking about?
Can't you fuck a bear?
This is coming from the game that lets you have sex with a bear
I got this when my Durge was a mindflayer and it looked so much weirder but also interesting as it shows even as a mindflayer Bhaal still can control you.
Disco Elysium Tier deranged dialogue option
Absolutely
Damn. That's a pretty tragic ending for Tav. He becomes a fuckin degenerate only to be put down by the next band of random adventurers that started their journey at the nearest tavern.
that aint tav, thats the dark urge
Canonically durge kills tav in the beginning
@@GoriIIaTactics how so?
@@VeryProfessionalGamerin a promotional “game” Blood in Baldur’s Gate, you play as Tav investigating a murder spree 15 years before the game. At the end of it - you get killed by the Dark Urge.
@@Carm-qy1hn Oh, nice. Thanks mate, i would never have known otherwise!
I know this is meant to be funny but it’s just so fucking tragic, for Durge to end up so broken
this is not accidental. The character chooses to piss themself.
I want to hear narrator's voice inside my head all day like this 😅
That's funny you know cause we al- OH, oh.... shit, yeahhhh. friiiiiiick. Okay, yep.
Yeah so, I'm gonna just gonna um schedule some therapy. No particular reason or anything.
It's called schizophrenia and I can confirm you don't want this. haha
@@davido5317 Hello, enlightened one ;) Nice to see a fellow non-NPC around these parts
@@WrenIsPhoenix haha 😂😂
You wake up and notice that you have to piss. But the bathroom is too far and you are far too comfortable. You look around and think of a solution for this predickament.
Pissing Yourself before going on a killing spree? Sounds like Postal 2
The darkest of urges
no hesitation, you went straight for that option. mad respect i wouldve done the same
I mean I reloaded my save just to record this, no other reason, so why delay xD
The narrator is so serious and I'm over here dying of laughter
That has got to feel cold in a few minutes
Know what's weird? Before this popped up in my recommendations and I immediately went "wait how the fuck do you get that option?", I was looking at videos of animals with rabies that someone had linked to as an educational thing. This poor Durge has... pretty much the same vibe as a lot of those animals with all the twitchy movements. :/
"You should piss yourself NOW"
This is along the lines of Harry Du Bois saying "Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun!" In disco elysium, a serious scene where you find out how the world is going to end, and all of a sudden you just go on a broken record of "lost gun"
THREE options from this screen are pretty bizarre.
This should have been the footage at the awards. GOTY
Roleplaying experience at its finest.
See, this is why I became a mindflayer AND offed myself, Bhaal ain’t getting anything
I mean depending on the choices, does Durge even stood a chance? What's he gonna do against Ascended Astarion and God Gale?
Piss himself.
He's gonna piss himself, duh
@@danifaragoi3709 who wants to touch/fight the guy who pissed himself. Nobody.
@@Mormollio Touch/Bite? No, never. Powerword Kill him? Sure. Shoot a Arrow through his skull or summon minions and force to touch him touch him? Sure
me after 1 to many juice boxe haha
the second strand-type game finally
can i just say, credit to amelia tyler for making it sound heartbreakingly deranged as she reads the lines
Seeing the text out of context: hilarious
Watching the context: oh :c
Dark Urge's canonical event:
so this is the game I've been hearing my friends rave about. incredible
Dude's pissing something viscous like clotted blood
True Chaotic Evil
I found that option quite disturbing and not really funny? Like, Tav had become so detached and broken that they lose control over their bodily functions. Idk most of you are probably kids but knowing from elderly people and some mothers around me becoming incontinent is quite horrifying in itself. Putting that in the context of also slowly losing your mind, being so focussed on killing that every other part of you vanishes? Idk. Sounds like a worse version of dementia to me and just disturbing and disgusting
Thanks buzz kill, that was totally necessary lmao
Oh shut up.
Durge. Not Tav
Then don't choose this option/don't play the game.
People being mad at this comment kinda miss the point that they're actually right. That scene IS horrible and it IS the point
What's funny is less the character pissing himself, and more the fact that "piss yourself" is such an unexpected option.
But the scene in itself is dramatic. This is the whole point of it
ah, yes
the game of the year
For accurately translating tabletop shenanigans, yes.
_Baldur's Gate 3:_ Diogenes %
Literally me when someone I know gets Chic-fil-a without me.
That is so real
@@wingsoffirecrimsonclaws it hurts getting betrayed like that 😢
This is actually really creepy 😮
My wife and I lost our shit when we saw that pop up!
Ngl as someone who started the game blind avoiding as many spoilers as possible (though difficult due to algorithm) i didnt know much about durge. So coming across this (not this video but a full scene video of this edited to be more horrifying than it already is) i literally got traumatized by this lol. 😂 i was confused, horrified, and the music they used in the video made it no better. Im like what the fuck? How does this happen? What is this?
"Worse than an animal"
Yeah, that sums it up!!
Sir Robin at the battle of Baidan hill
Campfire and survivor in the middle, the killer side pov and you tell me this isn't DBD?
The Entity confirmed for Bhaal
@@quint3ssent1a DBD new killer, Bhaal.
@@a36457 dark urge skin for Legion
Silly me, I thought this was about Urge. I was like, "Pissing yourself isn't an 'option', it's an inevitability." But losing bladder control in BG3 isn't dangerous at all...
The dark urge is pretty much "the intrusive thoughts" background.
Finally, a video game protagonist I can relate to.
the piss urge
He's just like me
So the Dark Urge is just a character from F.A.T.A.L.
I like how narrator says: patience 😊 like i remember meme where female voice Just says PATIENCE!
"The revelry is falling to a lol"
lol
Ive got almost 900 hours in this game but the Dark Urge doesnt seem like a path i want to go down
Trust me when I say for my first playthough being the nicest person ever on my DUrge playthrough was so good. Shit like this is fucked (and honestly sad as hell with context) but redemption arc honestly feels cannon. Especially considering previous BG games.
It's literally the canon story for this game. tav playthroughs are for losers after Durge
@@felixamari157 God I loved it both times I've done it. First was with Telendas, my Selûnite Cleric 2/Wizard 10. Second time was with Gabriel, my Oath of Ancients Paladin 12.
@@nathanfivecoate5848 I was Robin, a Storm Sorcerrer and I did it bind too not having context on plot or anything so it was all genuine surprises and such. I did it to begin with purely cause I thought the idea of "super happy and nice tiefling girl, with murderous flashes" was a neat concept.
Average Baki fight
Byooteefull
I need to see astarion disapprove
Can we talk about hiw their Tav has his cheeks out rn.......... FULL DISPLAY
as someone who has yet to do a dark urge playthrough, wtf did I just watch?
Before clicking, i thiught this video will be about the bard's tale. I forgot we got another based game recently.
I've played through the game twice, and what in the actual fuck is this? Apparently it's the Dark Urge playthrough but how in the hell do you get to this point?
How do you get this scenario to play out? I've played as Dark Urge and never got any cutscene like this.
I think you side with and then betray bhaal
This is when you disappoint your dad while also failing to free yourself of him. If you resist your urge but don’t beat Orin in the duel you’ll get this end. Or if you resist him after already accepting to become Bhaal’s chosen you’ll get this ending
@@thejobbernowl Thanks for the info. Sounds like a niche scenario.
So does the dark urge just turn you into gollum or what
You bad boy, such a naughty boy for mommy
Power Word: Piss
off the percs.
how do you get this ending for DU? mine was redeemed DU
By being evil but also failing to serve Baal, aka not being enough of a murderhobo
@@KittenCritters sounds hard to do lol
@@Hiyorin871
He doesn't really explain it very well, but:
You get this by being loyal to Bhaal, but at the end of the game, you choose to allow Withers to imprison you instead of allowing yourself to continue killing in Bhaal's name. As a punishment, Bhaal takes your sanity and turns you into a crazed bhaalspawn, who can only focus on killing those whom you refused to kill earlier in the campaign (companions, etc.)
@@hugglepuff1 does this happen after you win against orin?
@@Hiyorin871 It happens at the very end of the campaign, during the epilogue.
Aw man, the asmr narrator really creeps me out
what the hell is baldurs gate about
Baldur’s Gate 3: A Character can Pee themselves
Baki Hanma: Amateurs!
Baldur’s Gat 3: What?
Baki Hanma: AMATEURS!
I found Durge dead in bhaal temple in my current playthrough were im not playing him.
Why does this look like the main menu in dead by daylight
Anybody else notice the Dead by Daylight reference?
The first shot looks similar to the default menu screen from dbd, where we see the killer from behind on the right side of the screen, while he's looking at the survivors sitting around the bonfire.
Nice nod. lol
Lmao even the music is similar, less horror more natural theme tho
Yeah I don't think that's a dbd reference.
This is one of those scenarios where you're looking WAAAAAY to into something that's not there lmao.
@@josiahgerrish8014 Dude are you blind? It's literally the menu screen, where you see the killers left arm from behind while he's stalking the survivors on the bonfire from a distance.
@@nerd-mask723 I can feel the sperg in the reply, give me literally ANY reason why the devs of baulders gate would give even an iota of a shit about a sloppy mess of a game like DBD? The games couldnt be more different lmao its just basic common sense. The foreground background shot has been around for years its a basic concept and DBD does not own it lol.
Yeah, D&D.
I’m so immersed
How mentally disturbed do you have to be to play this way?
it’s a video game mate
you can only get this by choosing a save everyone option i wouldnt consider it mentally disturbed
Thing is this isnt really funny as one might think. Its more terrifying.
how do i get this option
what triggers this scene? Haven't had this happen in my play throughs yet
i gotta play dark urge lol
of fucking course its baldurs gate 3
What did they do with durge to get this scene? I went full evil when I played durge but never saw this
Out of context….
Ngl this is kinda Sad
how exactly do you go insane? im seeing very different answers around
If there was a furry class in this game I wouldn't have thought this option so well intentioned.
I mean, sims 4...
pish yersel'
why is this an option?
When does this scene happen?
How do you even get this ending? I can’t find it anywhere
What??
Why?..
Pardon?! 🤨
oh wtf maybe i should off myself at the end of the game